Tori earned her incredibly useful Film Studies degree from Columbia University in 2005, and has since put it to use during rambling unprovoked lectures to friends and social media postings about how misunderstood the Nic Cage canon truly is. She survived NYC for 15 years and worked in film and television for 11, going from assistant to publicist to data entry monkey at companies such as New Line Cinema, BBC Worldwide and HBO.
She has since returned to her homeland of Vermont, where she works as a freelance writer and frequently remembers to get dressed. You can find her articles on Pajiba and may be able to spot her product descriptions on ThinkGeek. Her interests include long grueling walkabouts, horror films, comic books, not updating her Twitter and crying during episodes of Steven Universe.