<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent Games Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/list-of//games http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/list-of//games <![CDATA[Arcade Ports That Just Didn't Work Out]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/worst-arcade-video-game-ports/collin-flatt

The video game landscape dramatically changed once home console technology caught up to, and surpassed, the beastly coin-op arcade machines. Lots of gamers have fond memories of jamming quarters into the best classic arcade games like Galaga and Gauntlet. Neighborhood arcades exploded in popularity during the '80s, even though they were often dark, dirty, and in some cases, unsafe. Console developers like Atari, Sega, and Nintendo saw huge potential in developing arcade ports, and despite the limitations of home hardware, decided to take up the challenge. 

Early days of the Atari 2600 saw some fantastic console versions of Atari arcade classics, such as Berzerk! and Ms. Pac Man. Sega's legendary Space Harrier looked and played great on the 8-bit Master System. Taito's Bubble Bobble and Capcom's Contra were faithfully added to the list of all NES games, and are considered two of the greatest games of their era. Tekken 3 squeezed every ounce of 3D power out of the PSX, and Street Fighter: Alpha 2 was a nearly perfect translation on the Sega Saturn. 

However, not all of the arcade video game ports looked and played as well as those classics, and some were absolute garbage on home consoles. Compiled below is a list of the biggest failures - vote up the coin-op arcade ports that bring back horrifying memories. 


Arcade Ports That Just Didn't Work Out, videos, video games, games, gaming, arcade games,

Double Dragon

Double Dragon introduced the co-op brawler genre to the world, and is considered one of the greatest arcade games of all time. Players had a bevy of punches, kicks, and grabs to use on enemies - some of whom were armed with weapons that you could take and use. Most importantly, you could team up with a buddy at the arcade cabinet and wipe out some street trash together.

The NES version wasn't terrible, but it didn't offer co-op play, which really takes the "double" out of Double Dragon. Worse yet, the Sega-developed version of Double Dragon for the Master System was superior in every way and even included co-op gameplay.


Dragon's Lair

The original Dragon's Lair was groundbreaking for its use of the LaserDisc format and for featuring an interactive cartoon illustrated by the legendary Don Bluth. Ultimately, it wasn't much more than a series of button-and-joystick command QTEs, but no one had seen anything like it ever before. 

The NES port didn't play like, or even resemble, the arcade version whatsoever. The hardware and software limitations of the console meant that the innovative animated arcade adventure was translated into a slow and lifeless side-scrolling platformer. 


Hard Drivin'

Here's another case of a greedy publisher trying to cram a great coin-op game into a home console with limited specs. What made Hard Drivin' such a popular racing game was the groundbreaking 3D technology that allowed for realistic physics and awesome crash cam replays. 

The Sega Genesis wasn't meant to churn out 3D graphics, but that didn't stop Tengen from trying to make it happen. Hard Drivin' runs at about 10 fps on the 16-bit console, and the graphics are so blocky that the cow in front of the barn looked more like blocky sign. But it "mooed" when you ran it over, so that was pretty cool.


Karate Champ

NES fans love Karate Champ and wax nostalgic about this terribly clunky fighting game. Those people have most likely never experienced the original arcade version, which looked and played great, utilizing a unique two-joystick control scheme that rewarded patience and strategy over button mashing.

The NES version had fat sprites that were disproportionate and missing way too many frames of animation. The hit detection was horrendous - you could score points on a jump kick that didn't strike anywhere near your opponent. In addition, the AI was so terrible, it was kind of funny. The attempted port was admirable, but Data East just couldn't translate the spirit of Karate Champ to the weaker home console market properly. 


Pac-Man

Pac-Man was a cultural touchstone in the '80s and its popularity in arcades almost guaranteed Atari a huge hit when they decided to port it to the 2600. A shortened development schedule dashed those dreams when this nearly unrecognizable version of the Namco classic hit the market in 1982.

The maze itself was stretched out of proportion, with the secret tunnels placed along the top and bottom of the screen instead of at the sides. All of that might have been tolerable if you could see each and every ghost on the screen at the same time, which you couldn't. Yet Atari still chose to release it in this deplorably unplayable condition. 


Street Fighter II

Genesis fans were pissed when Capcom ported Street Fighter II to the SNES, but left their console out. Almost a year later, Sega fans got their wish, and spent money on a crappy port that was so much worse than the nearly-perfect SNES version. The graphics were somewhat comparable and the sound was passable. The big issue was the Genesis controller - which only has three buttons - that required players to hit the start button to switch between punches and kicks. In a fighting game.

This meant fast reflexes and combo timing won games. If you wanted to play it properly, you needed to buy a six-button gamepad, which Sega just happened to have ready for release when the game came out. 


Virtua Fighter 2

Virtua Fighter was the first 3D fighting game ever released and set the table for legendary franchises like Tekken and Soul Calibur. Virtua Fighter 2 refined the fighting engine from the original, and ran at a smooth, buttery 60 fps. Virtua Fighter 2 was also one of the very first 3D games to use mo-cap animation.

The Genesis couldn't handle any true 3D graphics, so it made no sense that they would release Virtua Fighter for Sega's 16-bit console. Yet that's exactly what they did. Virtua Fighter 2, known for groundbreaking graphics, was left to rot as a middling 2D brawler on the dying Sega Genesis. 


Popeye

Popeye, America's favorite aggro-vegan sailor, had an odd popularity resurgence in the '80s. With it came a dark and surreal live-action film (starring Robin Williams, of course), and a sweet arcade machine by Nintendo. The arcade version of Popeye had beautifully-drawn sprites in bold colors that popped and a punch button used to attack Bluto and the Sea Hag while attempting to save Olive Oyl.

Nintendo did an admirable job of porting Popeye to the NES, but the version they developed for the Odyssey 2 didn't even resemble the original game. The enemy green blob is either Bluto or some kind of spinach-based lifeform, and there are flying division symbols on the margins of the screen. This might even be a fishing game - no one can tell.


Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong, like Pac-Man, is one of the all-time arcade greats. And Donkey Kong, like Pac-Man, got an absolute turd of a port on the Atari 2600. Coleco ported a great version of the game for their newfangled ColecoVision, and then developed this unmitigated disaster for the competing Atari console. The barrels looked like Ritz crackers, Donkey Kong looked like Jabba the Hutt, and the hammer looked like a miniature version of the Cross. 


Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat wasn't a very good fighting game, but it was bloody and allowed players to dismember their opponents. The fighting engine was almost non-existent, but it had somewhat real-looking players players and a visceral uppercut that felt good every single time you landed it.

The Genesis version didn't come with the blood and gore turned on by default, but a simple code entered at the title screen (A, B, A, C, A, B, B) activated it. Too bad the SNES version didn't have any blood at all - it was replaced by sweat and they threw out the signature fatalities altogether. Talk about disappointing. 



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Fri, 07 Apr 2017 04:07:54 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/worst-arcade-video-game-ports/collin-flatt
<![CDATA[Sega Genesis/Mega Drive RPG Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/sega-genesis-and-mega-drive-rpg-games/paulo-júnior

The RPGs of Sega's 16-bit black box.


Sega Genesis/Mega Drive RPG Games,

Beggar Prince

Phantasy Star II

Phantasy Star III: Generations of Doom

Phantasy Star IV: The End of the Millennium

Shining Force

Shining Force II

Shadowrun

Pier Solar and the Great Architects

Legend Of Wukong

Exile


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Thu, 27 Apr 2017 11:29:09 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/sega-genesis-and-mega-drive-rpg-games/paulo-júnior
<![CDATA[All The Kirby Copy Abilities, Ranked]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/all-the-kirby-copy-abilities-ranked/collin-flatt

Nintendo's fan-favorite pink puffball Kirby stands as one of the most popular video game characters of all time, and Kirby's best copy abilities have allowed him to switch up his look over the years. His soft, sweet, pink appearance should not fool you; he's a badass. He fights, he floats, and can copy the powers of his foes with a well-timed inhale. Kirby abilities span a wide range of powers, each more adorable and destructive than the next. From running defense with Freeze or fanning flames with Fire, Kirby copy abilities offer a solution for every obstacle. He can float with the Parasol, tear up the road as the Wheel, and scale walls like a Ninja. With all these fantastic powers, Kirby solidified himself as one of Nintendo's greatest characters.

So which are the best copy abilities in Kirby games? Outside of the character-specific enemy attacks he can inhale in the Super Smash Bros. series, 54 basic Kirby copy abilities exist over the course of Kirby's more than 20-year-long game legacy. Some are powerhouses, some are utilitarian, some just fall asleep. But all are instrumental in Kirby's tireless defense of Dreamland.


All The Kirby Copy Abilities, Ranked,

Parasol

Powers: Kirby uses his red and white parasol to attack enemies, protect his head, and fall slowly and safely from high ledges.


Bomb

Powers: Kirby throws big black bombs and rolls them towards enemies like bowling balls.


Circus

Powers: When Kirby wears the big top tent on his head, he attacks enemies with balloon animals and bowling pins, while bouncing around on trampolines.


Fighter

Powers: Kirby wears a red headband a la Ryu from Street Fighter while pucnhing and kicking his way to victory.


Beetle

Powers: Kirby sports a giant helmet and uses the horn on his head to run enemies through.


ESP

Powers: Kirby uses psychic abilities to throw different kinds of projectiles at enemies or teleport around the screen. He wears a hat reminiscent of Ness, the protagonist from EarthBound.


Mirror

Powers: Kirby confuses enemies with a bunch of mirror images that all kick ass together. 


Ghost

Powers: When Kirby goes Ghost, he can control enemies and use their powers as his own. All while looking like Boo covered in a white sheet.


Sword

Powers: When Kirby wears the Link hat, he breaks out the sword-swinging action.


Hypernova

Powers: When Kirby eats a miracle fruit, he goes berserk and can inhale huge objects that he couldn't stomach before.



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Mon, 27 Mar 2017 09:23:42 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/all-the-kirby-copy-abilities-ranked/collin-flatt
<![CDATA[Absolutely Brutal Mortal Kombat Fatalities You Never Knew About]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/obscure-mortal-kombat-fatalities/brandon-michaels

The Mortal Kombat franchise is one of the best classic video games that's known for its blood, gore, and insane fatalities. In fact, the video games are so graphic and violent that they've been causing controversies since their conception in the early '90s. The 2011 reboot even got banned in Australia, Germany, and South Korea. 

But that's exactly what makes Mortal Kombat awesome - needlessly excessive violence. It's always so clearly, hyperbolically over-the-top in all of the top Mortal Kombat games that you can't help but laugh. The fact that the more gruesome fatalities are rather difficult to pull off only makes it that much sweeter when you beat the sh*t out of your friend.

The makers of the series knew the joy of using those finishing moves, so they started creating hidden fatalities, level-based fatalities, and advanced versions of fatalities in the Mortal Kombat series. For example, there are moves called brutalities, where you simply pummel your opponent into smithereens, or animalities, where you turn into your spirit animal (or dinosaur) and maul your opponent to death. With the release of Mortal Kombat X in 2015, things have only gotten more gory. Check out this list of killer moves and vote up the most brutal Mortal Kombat fatalities! 


Absolutely Brutal Mortal Kombat Fatalities You Never Knew About,

Bed Of Nails

Play Time

Razor's Edge

Be Mine!

Electric Decapitation

Bubble Head

Nether Gates

Stripped Down

Arm Rip

Leg Beatdown


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Thu, 23 Mar 2017 06:43:03 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/obscure-mortal-kombat-fatalities/brandon-michaels
<![CDATA[The 14 Biggest Flops In Video Game History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/biggest-video-game-flops-of-all-time/brandon-michaels

The video game industry is one of the most profitable fields in the world, with franchises like all the Mario games and Grand Theft Auto. But even the best farms tend to yield bad crops once in a while, and the game industry is no exception. Now, these aren't just video games with terrible endings - these are the games that were devastatingly disastrous from the get-go.

Some titles on this list cost developers and publishers hundreds of thousands of dollars (only to sell a handful of copies), while others had excessive hype that gave way to piss-poor reviews. Even worse, a few of these games came out so glitchy and technically flawed that they should never have left the public beta stage. This list of video games contains the worst failures the industry has seen, including one that was such a debacle it resulted in destroying a console manufacturer. Check out the biggest video game flops of all time. 


The 14 Biggest Flops In Video Game History,

Daikatana

John Romero was kind of a big deal in the '90s. He was the head of id Software and designer of Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, and Quake. So when he announced Daikatana, people were understandably very excited. But then, things took a bad turn when an ad campaign launched, stating, "John Romero's About to Make You His B*tch." The horizon looked even bleaker when the developing studio, Ion Storm, tried (and failed) to quickly switch engines before the scheduled 1999 release. 

Thus, not only were the fans mad about the ads, but the game was released late and had terrible gameplay mechanics. Ion Storm's parent company, Eidos, dumped nearly $40 million into the game before deciding to call time of death. 


Duke Nukem Forever

Duke Nukem Forever was the long awaited sequel to the incomparable Duke Nukem. It was supposed to be released in 1998, but was inexplicably delayed time and time again until 2006. Since the game development started in the '90s, it had some pretty outdated graphics. Add the fact that the developers and publishers were fighting over funding and licensing rights, and you've got the end-result of a heavily criticized flop. 


Grim Fandango

Grim Fandango is a bit of a cult classic from LucasArts. Released in 1998, the game received a lot of awards, recognized for its amazing soundtrack and adventure game mechanics. Oddly enough, despite the high critical acclaim, the game didn't sell more than 500,000 copies even several years after its release. 


Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness

Tomb Raider was a massive franchise in the '90s - one which game publisher Eidos tried to cash in during 2003. Unfortunately, their title Angel of Darkness went through two different development teams and countless delays. Instead of the incredible, innovative product they promised, gamers were greeted with an incomplete, glitchy game riddled with controller issues.

The game was such a flop that it almost brought about the end of the Lara Croft franchise. Thankfully, the series was saved when it was rebooted under new developers years later. 


Shenmue

Shenmue was released on the Sega Dreamcast in 1997. With a $47 million budget and an excellent dev team determined to outshine PC games, Shenmue was sure to be a hit. Lead director Suzuki introduced cutting-edge features like an open world, a day/night cycle, and early concepts of the RPG genre that would influence the video game industry for years. Unfortunately, the game was too far ahead of its time to be a huge success. 

The game was riddled with technical issues upon its release. Worse, development costs had run so high that it actually contributed to putting Sega's whole Dreamcast console out of business


E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

E.T. was all the rage in the '80s. Atari spent around $21 million for the licensing rights alone and paid $200,000 (along with an all-expenses-paid vacation to Hawaii) to secure the right developer. The E.T. video game was highly anticipated at its release in 1982, becoming a popular sought-after Christmas gift. Stores over-ordered in anticipation, only to be met with disappointment because the title flopped due to mediocre gameplay. 

It eventually sold 1.5 million units, and is still one of the best-selling Atari 2600 titles. However, over 3 million cartridges went unsold, resulting in a huge commercial loss. Atari buried these millions of copies of E.T. in a landfill in New Mexico, which were later unearthed in 2014. The total money lost after all was said and done? $536 million


Okami

Ōkami is one of those strange flops that left many scratching their heads in confusion. While the game was highly rated for great gameplay, it sold only 270,000 copies in North America during its first year of release in 2006. Clover Studios, the developers, was dissolved shortly after. By 2009, Ōkami had sold a total of 900,000 copies, for which it won the Guinness World Record for "least commercially successful winner of a Game of the Year Award." 


Pac-Man

Pac-Man first came to fruition in 1972 as an arcade game. However, in 1983, the video game industry hit an all-time low. In an effort to increase sales, Atari decided to purchase the exclusive rights to the yellow man from Namco, and released a poorer quality version of Pac-Man for the Atari 2600 console. Initial sales were a success, but Atari ambitiously produced 12 million copies, nearly half of which were never sold. 

Oddly enough, this sub-par port of the arcade cabinet original holds the title of "best selling game" for the Atari 2600, with over 7 million units sold. 


Superman

Video games saw a surge of superhero games in the late '90s and early 2000s. Unfortunately, many of the titles were shameless money-grabs that were churned out as quickly as possible. Superman was no exception. In addition to production delays and basic control problems, the game suffered from serious technical issues. Most notably, this title is often referred to as the worst game of all time.


No Man's Sky

Hello Games, the developers for No Man's Sky, caught a lot of flack for "falsely advertising" their game. Steam featured ads for the game that displayed "a different type of combat, unique buildings, 'ship flying behavior' and [different] creature sizes." They were also criticized for displaying ads for the game with higher quality graphics than can be attained in-game.

Complaints were so drastic that the Advertising Standards Authority started an investigation into the advertising campaign of the game (which ultimately concluded that the devs didn't mislead customers). Although the game was a massive critical flop, it was a financial success, raking in an estimated $43 million. They sold over 800,000 copies of the game in the first year of its release, despite losing over 90% of their fan base within two weeks time. 



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Thu, 23 Mar 2017 10:19:14 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/biggest-video-game-flops-of-all-time/brandon-michaels
<![CDATA[The 10 Most Unsatisfying Game Endings In History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/unsatisfying-video-game-endings/amanda-lynn

For gamers, one of the worst feelings in the world is when, after you've logged hundreds of hours into a video game and finally cut down some of the most difficult bosses, your screen abruptly goes black and the credits start rolling. No explanations, no accolades, no fanfare, and no closure. The game just leaves unanswered questions lying around like dirty laundry. Or, worse yet, the ending is filled with clichés, confusion, and is a setup for what is sure to be an awful sequel (looking at you, Final Fantasy).

If you've played the titles below to completion, you might have thrown a controller at your TV or your handheld down the nearest flight of stairs. You're not alone - plenty of gamers have also experienced that WTF moment. After all, for every video game with the most amazing storylines, there are ten equally frustrating and disappointing ones. Vote up the games in this list with the most unsatisfying game endings that left you feeling betrayed. 


The 10 Most Unsatisfying Game Endings In History,

Borderlands

Distilling the vast experience of Borderlands into a single goal isn't too hard: find the vault. As such, you would think that the discovery of the vault at the end of your perilous journey would be the most epic moment in gaming history. But, uh, that's simply not the case. Says designer Paul Helquist, "The ending of the game, for better or worse, didn't paint us into any corners." It also didn't satisfy any player expectations, unless the Borderland devs have some way of pushing updates for a 200-year-long cliffhanger. 


Dance Dance Revolution Extreme

There are a few ways to "beat" DDR, such as scoring AAA on every song on the hardest difficult or out-dancing your friends (assuming your DDR expertise doesn't repel all other human beings). Let's say you're a purist and you consider scoring AAA on every song the pinnacle of one's arrow-stomping achievements. Know how the game rewards you for reaching that goal? With a high score and an announcer proclaiming your dance to be so great, he's "crying buckets of tears!" Uh... Cool, thanks? Well, at least it's not the South Park version of scoring a million points on Guitar Hero, right? 


Fable II

In a game where choices matter, you would think the choices would be a little more rooted in reality. With Fable II, you get the dubious honor of making decisions with flat-out ridiculous consequences. This, as you might imagine, does little to make the ending satisfying for players. 


Fallout 3

If you're developing an open world game, it's tough to give it an ending - after all, you want players to keep consuming content. Games like Fallout 3 are meant for replay, but not if you give the game an ending that renders it impossible to play in the world you've spent so much time crafting with your choices. The critical reception of Fallout 3's ending created a lot of pressure for devs to beef up Fallout 4 (but that's another story of mismanaged narrative potential).


Final Fantasy X

The Final Fantasy franchise may have some great storytelling, but some of their game endings leave much room for improvement. Final Fantasy X is a prime example of an unsatisfying ending. In fact, the whole was-it-a-dream-or-was-it-death ending was so confusing to players, Final Fantasy X-2 had to come out to clarify things. And yet, FFX-2 didn't shed any light and just further ruined everything. 


The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

Granted, the title was a huge hint, but the it-was-all-a-dream trope is strong with this one. Critically acclaimed as one of the most influential handheld games of the '90s, Link's Awakening takes you on a grand adventure, only to cop out in the final stage with an unsatisfying ending. 


Batman: Arkham Asylum

Fans freaked out at the ending of Batman: Arkham Asylum, where the Joker was behaving so out-of-character that players could not wrap their collective head around the size of the ball dropped by Arkham writers. Staying true to a beloved cultural icon isn't easy when expanding that character's canon, but the ending was too far a stretch for fans to get on board with the failed "twist."


Mass Effect 3

The narrative-driven action series Mass Effect teaches you that choices matter... Until they don't. In Mass Effect 3, every choice a player makes before the final decision is ultimately rendered meaningless when they're presented with three conclusive scenarios - none of which answered fan questions or even seemed to relate to the storyline that players spent some 40+ hours tailoring.


Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

You are Talion, a ranger of Gondor with wraith-like abilities on a dark quest to avenge the murder of your family. Against impossible odds, you hound the Black Hand of Sauron and finally get to the tower for that epic boss battle, only to be met with a mediocre fight and a confusingly short ending. Talk about disappointing. 


Life Is Strange

The narrative game Life is Strange puts you in the shoes of Max, a high school photography student who one day attains the ability to manipulate time. Over the course of five episodes, you're tasked with fitting into a new school, reuniting with an old friend, uncovering who is behind a series of sexual assaults on campus, and saving the town from total destruction.

Choices matter in this game, leading ultimately to two possible endings. Unfortunately, both endings leave a lot to be desired, especially so when one of the endings is about as plain and flavorless as it gets. Driving off into the sunset? Really? 



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Mon, 24 Oct 2016 09:15:38 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/unsatisfying-video-game-endings/amanda-lynn
<![CDATA[22 Hilarious Overwatch Fails, Accidents And Absurd Plays Of The Game]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-defeats-in-overwatch/brandon-michaels

Playing Overwatch is pretty serious business. Just spend 10 minutes in Team Chat during a competitive ranked game and you'll know the feeling. People expect players to have lightning-fast reflexes, pro-level mechanics, and an encyclopedic knowledge of every map. While there are those matches with the most annoying players, there are those redeeming games where the teamwork is simply amazing.  

Now, every once in a while, someone fails so hard it has to be immortalized on YouTube for the rest of eternity. Be sure to have your "Well Played" and "Tea Time" sprays ready for this one, because not even Mercy can heal those burns, no matter how many times you spam, "I need healing."

Here are the funniest defeats, POTGs, and face-palm fails from Overwatch. From glitches to perfectly timed emotes, these are the most comical moments in Overwatch.


22 Hilarious Overwatch Fails, Accidents And Absurd Plays Of The Game,

Don't Mass With My Ultimate!

Betrayal

Higher Noon

Roadhog Hook Through Wall

D.Va Fail

I Got Hit Hard With Karma

Roadhog's Adventure

Is Reinhardt Neo?

Rocket To The Moon

Mom, Get The Camera!


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Fri, 24 Mar 2017 06:41:03 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-defeats-in-overwatch/brandon-michaels
<![CDATA[12 Criminally Underrated Nintendo 64 Games That Deserve More Credit]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-underrated-nintendo-64-games/stephen-reyes

We all spent hundreds of hours playing the best N64 fighting games like Super Smash Bros. and Mortal Kombat, but this list seeks to highlight the underrated N64 games that just never got enough credit. If you were lucky enough to spend any time with these hidden N64 gems, you'll understand why others should give them a try. The list below of underrated titles come from a pool of all Nintendo 64 games include shooters, RPGs, and even sandbox games that were way ahead of their time. Vote in saluting these classic, overlooked N64 games.


12 Criminally Underrated Nintendo 64 Games That Deserve More Credit,

Blast Corps

Blast Corps is simplicity perfected. A nuclear missile carrier is out of control and your job is to clear a path for it by destroying everything in its way. Failure to do so results in a nuclear cataclysm. Senseless destruction is one of the most wonderful things about video games (GTA, anyone?) and publisher Rare gave players just about all they could handle. Throw in awesome vehicles, non-stop action, and challenging puzzles, and you've got a recipe for a true classic.


Goemon's Great Adventure

Goemon's Great Adventure is considered by many to be the best side-scroller ever released for the Nintendo 64. The game is a co-op quest through a surreal version of Japan's historic Edo period. Goemon, the main character, idolizes screen-legend James Dean as the "ultimate ninja," which is a highlight of the game's bizarre humor. The game also features clear influences from the Castlevania franchise, with Goemon battling monsters while the game repeatedly transitions from day to night. You might not understand all the Japanese humor and references, but the gameplay is stellar. 


Mischief Makers

Mischief Makers was released in 1997 at a time when most games were going all-in on 3D graphics. The game's 2.5D graphics give it an extremely unique aesthetic that, sadly, may have harmed its sales, which is a shame because whatever effort was saved on the graphics was put directly into the gameplay. Robo-maid Marina battles her away across Planet Clancer by shaking pretty much everything in sight. Shaking items and enemies often causes them to drop power-ups and allows you to use the item or enemy as a projectile. The level design is top notch, using the grab-and-shake mechanic to send you careening around the levels like a parkour expert. It's a very underrated platformer.


Quest 64

Quest 64 was the first RPG released for the Nintendo 64. One of the most interesting aspects of the game is the leveling system. In most RPGs, you simply gain XP by defeating enemies or completing tasks, but Quest 64 actually awards you XP based on how you specifically did in a particular battle. For example, if you took a lot of damage in a fight, that XP goes straight to your defense. This made the game great for younger gamers who might be trying out an RPG for the very first time, and is very suitable for those already familiar with role-playing games.


Snowboard Kids

Snowboard Kids is one of those perfect party games. It is relatively easy to pick up and play, but has its own little wrinkles that separate it from the other Mario Kart clones of the day. Items and weapons must be purchased with gold, which is scattered along the course, but you can also get gold by performing totally radical tricks while speeding downhill. Any game that rewards you with cash for stylin' out on the slopes is a game worth playing.


WinBack

If you're a fan of third-person shooters, you likely owe some props to WinBack. Where games like Metal Gear Solid concentrated on using cover for stealth, WinBack decided to make it part of the combat. The game was also one of the first to give your gun a laser sight, which is now pretty standard. Playing as the awesomely named Jean-Luc Cougar, you've got to stop a devastating laser satellite from being used by terrorists. While GoldenEye 007 covered the N64 first-person shooter, Winback handled the third-person just as well.


Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber

Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber not only has a hell of a title, but is also a great game. The game is a real-time strategy RPG that covers some heavy topics, including civil war, morality, and classism, amongst others. You play as Magnus Gallant, a captain in the military who can command battalions of up to 50 troops at a time. The storyline is sweepingly epic, featuring political intrigue, revolutions, and hordes of the Netherworld. It is currently available on Nintendo's Virtual Console, so get yourself a copy and become a person of lordly caliber.


Vigilante 8

Vigilante 8 is an incredibly fun vehicular combat game that gives the Twisted Metal franchise a complete run for its money. Set in an alternate universe in 1975 where an oil crisis has the United States on the brink of an apocalypse, you play as a band of vigilantes keeping order in the now-lawless world while battling with an evil oil consortium. The game is just downright fun and many of the levels feature special weapons and wrinkles, such as the ability to launch ballistic missiles and military aircrafts. It's over-the-top mayhem and Mad Max-style action at its finest.


Beetle Adventure Racing

When you think of racecars, VW Beetles don't tend to pop into your head, unless of course you're a fan of the classic Love Bug films. It would be a good guess that the developers of Beetle Adventure Racing were big fans because they somehow created an incredible racing game for the N64 based off of the cars. The racing tracks are full of neat Easter eggs and shortcuts that encourage exploration. Several of the levels are clearly based off of popular film franchises, including James Bond, Indiana Jones, and Jurassic Park. Also, the soundtrack is filled with killer funk music. Find a copy and play it ASAP, because this is low-key the best racing game for Nintendo 64.


Jet Force Gemini

Jet Force Gemini takes all the great elements of '70s and '80s sci-fi movies and blends them together in an incredible third-person shooter package. Created by the same developers as Blast Corps, it incorporates the swarm and formation mechanics of '80s arcade space shooters like Galaga to reward players for taking out large swaths of enemies at a time. Boasting 15 non-linear worlds, Jet Force Gemini is a deep game that hidden gem-hunters will really appreciate. 



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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 05:20:04 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-underrated-nintendo-64-games/stephen-reyes
<![CDATA[21 Pretty Good (But Not Great) Horror Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/pretty-good-horror-games/crystal-brackett

If you're looking for horror video games that aren't too overwhelmingly terrifying that you'll wet the bed, game devs have definitely made some titles that fit the bill. There are plenty of good horror video games out there that are as creepy and scary as they are underwhelming. These aren't titles known for being the best psychological horror or survival horror games, but they'll definitely keep you on the edge of your seat. 

For your casual frightful gaming pleasure, studios of all sorts have come together to bring you a collection of scary video games that are good, but not great. They're not Silent Hill, they're no Five Nights at Freddy's, and they're certainly nowhere near Eternal Darkness or Amnesia: Dark Descent, but they're still pretty decent horror games that will give you a thrill to pass the time. Vote up the games that you find pleasantly entertaining with a good enough scare. 


21 Pretty Good (But Not Great) Horror Games,

Fatal Frame

What it's about: Search an abandoned Japanese mansion and fight ghosts with your antique camera.

When you should play it: Real haunted houses are too scary for you and Luigi's Mansion isn't scary enough. 


The Suffering

What it's about: Action-oriented third-person shooter where you must fight through waves of monsters in a bloody battle to unlock your forgotten past.

When you should play it: Your favorite game is House of the Dead but you don't want to go out and spend money on arcade tokens.


Siren

What it's about: Make your way through unmapped terrain in this survival stealth game where you pinpoint the location of zombie-creatures by tapping into their senses.

When you should play it: When a time-consuming game where you have to sneak everywhere in some run-of-the-mill graphics sounds great to you.


Theresia

What it's about: A visual novel combined with a psychological horror story that takes you on an adventure filled with twisted tales.

When you should play it: You're in the mood for a ghost story, but don't actually want to go through the effort of engaging in full-on gameplay.


The Path

What it's about: Folklore-themed horror game that's super artsy and inspired by various tales of Little Red Riding Hood.

When you should play it: You want to play a game with no winning path and you're down to just explore some unsettling, fairy-tale-themed environments.


Among The Sleep

What it's about: You're a two-year-old who has to hide from their mom and other scary random household things in first-person view.

When you should play it: You want to feel like a big baby and you also want a Five Nights at Freddy's game with a twist.


Layers Of Fear

What it's about: Navigate a horrific and psychedelic labyrinth of your own art.

When you should play it: You're not really into a deep storyline, but you know that jump scares will get you. Every. Single. Time.


FEAR: First Encounter Assault Recon

What it's about: Fight paranormal threats as a member of the US government's special ops unit. 

When you should play it: You want a game that's just as mindless as Call of Duty but also scary.


NightCry

What it's about: You thought you would enjoy a really cool cruise but some creepy entity is murdering all of the guests and crew members.

When you should play it: Your trip to the Queen Mary wasn't the haunted adventure you thought it would be.


Slender: The Arrival

What it's about: Essentially the original Slender: The Eight Pages plot but with better graphics and more mechanics and now, apparently, both you and Slender Man are in the same house. 

When you should play it: You've played the previously released titles featuring Slender Man so many times they're not scary anymore.



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Fri, 24 Mar 2017 07:27:58 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/pretty-good-horror-games/crystal-brackett
<![CDATA[14 Hidden Backstories You Never Knew About Your Favorite Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/video-games-with-deep-backstories/nathan-gibson

CAUTION: This list contains plot spoilers for various video games. 

Video games are arguably the most diverse type of media and while lots of titles avoid storytelling, there are plenty of games that incorporate compelling storylines. While most backstories are associated with the RPG genre, a surprising amount of different games also boast rich narratives. Sure, not every type of genre needs an interesting or intriguing plot to make it fun to play, but providing a narrative solidifies the purpose for why a player is going out on their adventure and justifies the events that are taking place.

Although most games that want to include a story will do so in a rather obvious way, such as straightforward objectives issued by an NPC in a single-player campaign, there are some titles that hide an elaborate backstory. The narrative is purposefully difficult to uncover, with bits of information spread out here and there like a delectable bread crumb trail. Other times, the story is just hidden due to technical limitations preventing a studio from including everything they want in the game. In some cases, publishers opt to sell extra content to fans in the form of DLCs.

Whatever the case, it's clear that the most popular games in the world have hidden backstories that are as bizarre as they are interesting. Check out the list below for crazy storylines behind familiar games and vote up the ones that shocked you. 


14 Hidden Backstories You Never Knew About Your Favorite Games,

Arkanoid

An evolution of the concept first introduced in Pong, Arkanoid is a game where players try to bounce a ball at a collection of bricks with their paddle to clear each level. While this type of game doesn't appear to need a backstory, the creators came up with one anyway. The paddle at the bottom of the screen is actually a ship called the Vaus, the sole surviving spacecraft fleeing from the destruction of its mothership, the Arkanoid. Unfortunately, the Vaus gets trapped in a warped version of space by a mysterious floating red head called Doh, and must escape the dimension by destroying the obstacles blocking its path.


Fallout 3

Many players of the Fallout series may be unaware that the vaults that kept everyone safe during nuclear war were not just safe havens. In fact, they were all used for experimentation, with the inhabitants tested as lab rats in a variety of different conditions and circumstances in each individual vault. This includes having vaults with only members of a certain sex, vaults with only children, vaults where the dwellers had to sacrifice a person every year, and even a vault that pumped psychedelic drugs into all its inhabitants. While the scientific trials run by Vault-Tec don’t play a big part in the overall plot in each of the games, there is a surprisingly detailed history of the experiments.


Halo: Combat Evolved

Throughout the Halo series, players control super soldiers known as Spartans to battle the Covenant and the Flood. These armored combatants aren’t simply normal men and women placed inside special suits. The real backstory behind their creation is far more depressing: a fictional military known as the UNSC kidnapped the Spartans when they were young children and put them through years of extensive training to become the best soldiers. They then underwent a series of surgical augmentations and genetic enhancements that killed half of those involved before being sent into battle in the iconic suits.


Portal

Valve games are often teeming with complex and intriguing backstories, though in most cases, such rich details are presented in the form of hidden extras or additional media (like DLCs or comics). That's the case in Portal concerning Aperture Science, the fictional science organization credited with birthing GLaDOS. According to official sources, Aperture Science started life as a developer of shower curtains, with the portal technology created to assist in the production of shower curtain technology.

The company founder began to lose his mind as he became ill and set about creating a three-step R&D plan including the Heimlich Counter-Maneuver (a technique to counter the Heimlich Maneuver) and the Take-A-Wish Foundation (to take wishes away from terminally ill children and give them to healthy adults). As for the third, he stated, "Some kind of rip in the fabric of space… that would… well, it’d be like, I don’t know, something that would help with the shower curtains I guess." 


Super Mario Bros.

Almost every Mario game in existence follows the same basic premise: Bowser steals away with Princess Peach and it’s up to the Italian plumber to rescue her. However, Super Mario Bros. (1985) was slightly more gruesome. As it turns out, everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom had been turned into bricks and stones, so you were actually murdering innocent citizens when you ran through each level smashing blocks to collect coins and power-ups.

The instruction manual for the original game confirms this, saying: “One day the kingdom of the peaceful mushroom people was invaded by the Koopa, a tribe of turtles famous for their black magic. The quiet, peace-loving Mushroom People were turned into mere stones, bricks and even field horsehair plants, and the Mushroom Kingdom fell into ruin.”


Team Fortress 2

For a game that doesn’t have any form of singleplayer or campaign mode, Team Fortress 2 has a surprising amount of plot detail that has been told through video and comic installments. The story begins in 1850 with Zepheniah Mann and his two sons, Redmond and Blutarch, as they travel to the United States to expand the family business. When they arrive, they find that the land they bought is actually just useless wasteland. Feeling that it isn’t useful for anything else, the elderly Zepheniah leaves half of the land to each of his sons for them to battle each other for all eternity. Not wanting to do the dirty work themselves, the sons hire groups of assassins and mercenaries to do the fighting for them.


The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

From the moment he was introduced in The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, Tingle became one of Nintendo’s weirdest characters. In his role as a map seller in the game, he floats around on a balloon to survey the lands and create his maps.

"But as soon as we got that far in the process," said Zelda producer Eiji Aonouma, "we realized anybody that would fly through the air making a map has got to be a really weird person. So at that point we decided, okay, we'll go with this and make him a really weird guy."

Thus, this small cartographer was given a very strange backstory. To make him weirder, Tingle's defining trait became an obsession with the forest fairies that Link grew up with. In fact, he's so crazy about the fairies that he even dresses up like the creatures and is attempting to transform himself into one. 


Centipede

When Centipede was first released in 1980 by Atari, many people assumed that the top-down shooter was about a spaceship fighting giant alien insects. After all, many other arcade games of this type featured science fiction scenarios and the limited graphics of the time meant it was difficult to render detailed sprites. However, future games and an entire comic series revealed that the backstory to the game was entirely different. The main character is in fact an elf named Oliver who is battling an army of forest creatures that have been turned against him by an evil wizard. 


Destiny

One of the main criticisms of Destiny when it initially launched was that it seemed to be incredibly short on story. Fortunately, with subsequent releases of downloadable content and updates, more information was provided about the game’s villains and races. These details are still kept separately from the game in the form of Grimoire cards, which reveal the origin story of the Taken King’s main bad guy, Oryx.

It turns out that the alien king was born as a female named Aurash, who was one of three daughters to the Osmium King. After journeying into the core of a gas giant, the three sisters eventually found an evil force known only as the Worms and agreed to morph with them to become more powerful. Aurash took on the king morph, taking the name Oryx to become the patriarch of the Hive. 


Winston From Overwatch Escaped An Ape Uprising On The Moon

Overwatch is a multiplayer team-based FPS developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Being Blizzard's first original IP in nearly two decades didn't stop developers from coming up with some fascinating stories about their cast of characters. Perhaps the strangest is the gorilla, Winston. He was the result of gene therapy manipulation by human scientists who wanted to experiment on long-term exposure of living creatures on the moon. The highly intelligent ape lived for years under the tutelage of Dr. Harold Winston until the other gorillas on the moon colony rebelled and overtook their human masters, prompting the Overwatch character to escape back to earth. 



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Fri, 10 Mar 2017 04:09:18 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/video-games-with-deep-backstories/nathan-gibson
<![CDATA[The 13 Most Unnecessary Versions Of Monopoly In Human History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/worst-versions-of-monopoly-no-one-wanted/stephen-reyes

Monopoly is an iconic game that, in the true spirit of capitalism, has been over-marketed to death. The worst Monopoly boards take a total niche subject and try to stretch the game around it, leaving consumers asking, "why on Earth was this ever made?" For this list we examine the dumbest versions of Monopoly ever made, and when you're done reading it, you'll be begging to go directly to jail if it means not having to play them. Some of these are actually very rare Monopoly boards that only collectors own, and that's most definitely a good thing.


The 13 Most Unnecessary Versions Of Monopoly In Human History,

Street Fighter Collector's Edition

Street Fighter Collector's Edition has you buying, selling, and trading fighting arenas, because everyone who played Street Fighter in the '90s always asked themselves, "wouldn't it be cool to own E. Honda's bathhouse?" If the game doesn't already sound dumb, then maybe the playable pieces will convince you, which include Chun-Li's wristband and an actual Hodoken. Yes, you read that right- one of the game tokens is literally a Hadoken, and it looks dreadfully stupid. Don't play this game, guys. Just go home and be a family man.


Monopoly: Littlest Pet Shop Edition

The demographics for Monopoly and The Littlest Pet Shop franchise can't possibly have much crossover. How many little girls are absolutely chomping at the bit to sit down at the table, do math, and argue about tax rates and mortgages? The Parker Brothers are crafty, though, so they made sure to include adorable figurines with this version, ensuring that young children will throw fits for years to come and force their parents to buy something they will never, ever use.


Monopoly: Best Buy Edition

Have you ever thought to yourself, "I really love Best Buy. I love it so much that I wish there was a way to simulate the experience of standing in line to buy yet another phone charger in board game form"? If yes, then you're in luck, because Monopoly: Best Buy Edition does exactly that. Choose from purchasing exciting properties such as "welcome display" and "transaction center" as you rip off customers by charging them $60 for a USB cable. If someone lands on your "Geek Squad" property you can give their computer viruses on purpose so they have to come back the next month and pay you an exorbitant amount of money again. Fun!


Big Bang Theory Edition

The official website of Big Bang Theory Monopoly encourages you to "mock your friends Sheldon-style as they land on your property." I can't imagine a quicker way to get someone else to flip the board over and punch you in the face than screaming "Bazinga!" at them while playing an already frustrating board game. It also encourages you to "negotiate for key locations like Sheldon and Leonard's apartment and Mrs. Wolowitz's house," which seems to imply that you'd possibly have the chance to evict them from their homes. Hmm, maybe this one's alright after all.


Batman And Robin: Collector's Edition

According to reviews on the Internet, the Batman and Robin version of Monopoly has no rule changes whatsoever. Basically, they wanted you to buy it because you're a huge fan of the movie. That means they obviously manufactured these things before the movie came out, because no one in their right mind would have expected people to actually buy this after watching the piece of garbage that is Batman and Robin. Freeze in hell, Batman and Robin: Collector's Edition; you just might be worse than the movie itself.


Sun-Maid Raisins Monopoly

A lot of people don't like raisins, and a lot of people don't like Monopoly, so this one was really a natural fit. If you don't get enough farming in your daily life, paying the $75 "irrigation tax" might help you get your fix. Does anyone in the world really love raisins enough to buy a Sun-Maid Raisins version of Monopoly? Seriously, let's see the sales numbers for this thing. Even if you do love raisins, and think Sun-Maid raisins are the best raisins, would you really want this in your home? Is there someone out there that would argue you should play Sun-Maid Raisins Monopoly over the original, or say, something like Marvel Comics Monopoly? We want to meet that person.


Alaska Iditarod Monopoly

The Alaskan Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race is a grueling endurance run in which a musher and a team of dogs travel roughly 1000 miles across the state of Alaska in wind chill of up to minus 100 degrees Fahrenheit. If you read that and thought, "why doesn't this have a Monopoly version?" then don't worry! It exists, because of course it does. The Monopoly version is nothing like the actual race, as it mainly consists of buying up properties which represent towns along the route. Even the most hardcore Monopoly collector thinks you're a loser if you own this one.


Garfield Collector's Edition

Look, we all love Garfield, but did the Monday-hating feline really need his own version of Monopoly? It's hard to imagine this game had any buyers outside a handful of weirdos who have entire rooms in their homes dedicated to Garfield memorabilia. The most expensive spaces on the board are "fat cat" and "lazy kitty," which just goes to show how hard Parker Brothers was shoehorning Garfield into Monopoly to make this game work. Even Jon Arbuckle isn't pathetic enough to keep this one in his home.


Monopoly: Bass Fishing Edition

If there's anything equally as exciting and mind-blowing as a game of Monopoly, it's bass fishing. The Parker Brothers were warned about the dangers of combining these two activities due to the risk of players dying from pure sensory overload, but they simply didn't care. The world needed Monopoly: Bass Fishing Edition, risks be damned. The game includes spaces for both largemouth and smallmouth bass, because the Parker Brothers are psychotic, thrill-seeking, adrenaline junkies who have no limits. If you have a death wish, pick up a copy today, because life is as extreme as you want to make it!


Monopoly: Cat Lovers Edition

If you love cats, you probably hardly ever play Monopoly. As anyone who has ever had a cat can attest, the cat will lie down in the middle of the board the moment you start playing, forcing you to either quit or shoo it away a million times. I guess this version aims to simulate the experience of having a cat, because the properties include things like "wet food," "yarn," and "box." Hopefully it also has spaces for "pukes in your shoes," "pees on your bed," and "empty out the litter box" for true realism.



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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 05:24:54 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/worst-versions-of-monopoly-no-one-wanted/stephen-reyes
<![CDATA[12 Forgotten Video Game Mascots That Need To Make A Comeback]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/forgotten-video-game-mascots-that-need-to-comeback/stephen-reyes

The '90s was a time when every video game company on Earth was trying to give us the next big gaming mascot that could compete with Mario. Sonic was the first mascot to truly give the Italian plumber a run for his money, and eventually characters like Crash found a foothold in the gaming market as well. However, the oversaturation of video game mascots meant that many sadly fell to the wayside, left to rot in mascot hell never to be seen again. For this list we rank the greatest forgotten video game mascots that desperately need to make a comeback, including '90s video game mascots and 2000s characters that didn't get the respect they deserved in the long run.


12 Forgotten Video Game Mascots That Need To Make A Comeback,

Conker the Squirrel

Who didn't love Conker's Bad Fur Day on Nintendo 64? The game was way ahead of its time, with its ironic, mature content wrapped up in a colorful, seemingly kid-friendly package. Conker drank, partied, and killed his way across the Fairy Panther Kingdom in a quest to rescue his girlfriend Berri (and make some cash on the side.) In many ways, Conker is extremely similar to the Marvel Comics character Deadpool, as they are both crude and love breaking the 4th wall. Do we smell a crossover? In any case, a brand new Conker adventure in 2017 could be just what Rare needs to put themselves back on the map in a big way.


Earthworm Jim

If you grew up playing video games in the '90s, you're probably very familiar with Earthworm Jim. Released as a Sega exclusive in 1994 before being ported to other consoles, Earthwom Jim was a 2D side-scrolling platformer that saw a regular earthworm in a "super suit" gunning his way through levels with unique designs and enemies who were often very funny or bizarre. A sequel was released a year later in 1995, and although the game was praised by critics, there has never been a true sequel in the series since then. An HD remake of the original was released in 2010, but think of how great a brand new Earthworm Jim would be in present day. Jim is probably one of the most famous video game mascots of all time, and could easily see success on this generation of consoles as a $20 virtual title.


Captain Commando

Captain Commando is the type of insane idea that could only come out of the '90s, as he was conceived to be a corporate mascot for the video game company Capcom (CAPtain COMmando, get it?). Released as an arcade game before being ported to SNES, Captain Commando is a beat 'em up that takes place in the futuristic Metro City. Commando's partners (and playable characters) include an alien mummy named Mack the Knife, a high-tech ninja named Ginzu, and a super-intelligent infant mech pilot named Baby Head. We don't know about the rest of you, but frankly we're sold on a reboot, especially since the original was so fun and original. Get this guy a new game, stat, and while you're at it, somebody start writing that screenplay.


Viewtiful Joe

The Viewtiful Joe franchise took the fantasy of every sci-fi geek and made it a reality. Obsessive movie watcher Joe is sucked into one of his favorite films and must become a superhero to save his girlfriend, Sylvia. The highly acclaimed games featured gorgeous cel-shaded animation and awesome beat 'em up gameplay with time travel mechanics to create an extremely memorable experience. Joe has since appeared in the popular fighting game Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, but VJ hardcores all agree that a brand new stand-alone game is long overdue.


Banjo-Kazooie

We're giving you two characters for the price of one here with honey bear Banjo and his breegull pal, Kazooie. Banjo-Kazooie seemed to pick up the baton where Super Mario 64 left off, bringing us a challenging platformer with greatly expanded worlds, a catchy soundtrack, and brand new abilities, all wrapped in a very vibrant and obviously Disney-inspired package. There was something immensely satisfying about majestically soaring through the air collecting musical notes, and the overworld theme was to die for. Although the spiritual successor to the Banjo games, Yooka Laylee, is being released in 2017 for multiple platforms, Nintendo 64 fans are dying to see Banjo and Kazooie back in action one more time. For the love of God, at least include them in the next Smash Bros. game!


Glover

Glover was a game that tried really hard to do something different and innovative. You play as a sentient right-handed glove and are required to maneuver a ball to the end of the stage to advance to the next level. Your life is directly tied to the ball, so if you lose it or it is destroyed, so are you. Despite this unique gameplay, the limits of consoles at the time made Glover a lot more difficult than it had to be. Given the rise of interactive gaming devices like the Xbox Kinect and Playstation Camera, Glover could easily make a comeback with much smoother controls, taking cues from the Katamari franchise or Super Monkey Ball.


Ecco

Any Sega Genesis player worth their salt remembers Ecco the Dolphin. Released in 1992, the original game was an instant best-seller and is still notorious decades later for its merciless difficulty. The game was heavily inspired by metaphysics, Pink Floyd, and psychedelic substances. Featuring time travel, oceanography, the myth of Atlantis, and an alien invasion, Ecco never lacked adventure and excitement if you were skilled enough to advance through the game. It's been about 17 years since the last Ecco game was released, but the nature of time travel means that Ecco could show up again at any time. We hope it happens soon.


Croc

Easily the cutest character on our list, Croc was originally developed as a Yoshi-centric Mario spinoff game that was intended to be released exlusively on Nintendo 64. The influence is clear with the floating camera angles, intense platforming sections, and ridiculously colorful and vibrant world, but Croc ultimately found his home on the original Playstation. There's something undeniably sweet about the wide-eyed Crocodile and his quest to rescue his furry surrogate family, the Gabbos. With all the grim and gritty games that currently flood the marketplace, a Croc reboot might be a welcome escape into the nostalgic world of '90s platformers.


Bubsy

Bubsy is kind of the red-headed stepchild of the video game mascot universe, and we're not just saying that due to the color of his fur. Because Bubsy appeared on both the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo, he was never quite associated with either system more than the other. Still, what Bubsy lacked in fandom, he made up for with ambition. Bubsy fought everything from living museum exhibits to fairy tale characters, and even went into outer space to take on aliens. In retrospect, the Bubsy games were really not all that great, but that's why we want to see a new entry in the franchise. After all, everyone loves a good comeback story.


Gex

Gex is one video game mascot that almost anyone can identify with. His entire goal in the original game is simply to get home, sit on his butt, and watch TV. To do this, he has to battle his way across various channels and defeat the evil Emperor Rez. Most of the game's levels were themed off TV and movie genres, so just imagine what Gex could do now that we're in the modern age of television and content streaming. We'd love to see Gex taking on reality TV, cooking crystal meth in the desert, or fighting White Walkers. Honestly, the possibilities are endless, which is why Gex needs to make a comeback ASAP.



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Tue, 20 Sep 2016 04:18:51 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/forgotten-video-game-mascots-that-need-to-comeback/stephen-reyes
<![CDATA[15 Video Game Character Designs With Strange And Hilarious Origin Stories]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/video-game-character-design-origins/nathan-gibson

One of the most important aspects of any game is the design of its characters. While a title may have brilliant gameplay and an engaging story, players are unlikely to engage with it unless there is an eye-catching protagonist or villain who can initially draw them into the world. Most famous video game characters go through an extensive process of evolution and alteration, with artists constantly changing their creation to come up with the best iteration that they can.

While this is usually a very deliberate method, sometimes other factors can play a huge role in deciding on video game character design. The answer as to why particular characters look the way they do can often come down to a collection of bizarre reasons. Whether it is a strange inspiration for a particular protagonist, an accident that led to the creation of popular villain, or even technical limitations causing certain elements to be introduced to a character, designers occasionally just sort of stumble upon the ideal appearance for their creation. Here, then, are some of the strangest reasons behind video game character design. 


15 Video Game Character Designs With Strange And Hilarious Origin Stories,

Kazooie

Many platformers feature some sort of double jump or glide that lets the player reach areas that would otherwise be inaccessible. When Rare were first developing Banjo-Kazooie, they wanted to have a similar system. This flutter jump was integral to the gameplay, but they couldn’t think of a logical reason for the bear to be able to jump again in the air.

After toying with the idea of adding folding wings into a backpack, they eventually settled on the idea of adding a secondary bird character that could help Banjo on his adventure.


Kirby

The pink blob that is Kirby was originally created by Japanese developer Masahiro Sakurai in the early 1990s. However, the character’s final design was initially only intended to be a placeholder sprite so that the team could work on gameplay while a better design was drawn.

As development progressed, Sakurai became more and more fond of the placeholder graphics, and felt the simplistic ball-like appearance served the character and game well. In the end, it was decided that the design would stay in the final version of the game.


Lara Croft

It could be argued that Lara Croft was the first real sex symbol in video games. The Tomb Raider star became infamous for her notoriously large breast size. While you may think this was a design choice from the very beginning, the character only got her huge boobs as a result of an accident by artist Toby Gard.

When he tried to increase the size of Croft's breasts by 50%, he accidentally enlarged them by a whopping 150%. By the time he had realized his mistake, other members of the team had already seen the model and decided it should stay as is. Thus, an enduring nerd fantasy was born. 


Mario

Although he is arguably gaming’s most famous and popular character, Mario was designed fairly quickly. In fact, certain elements of the character were chosen to allow Shigeru Miyamoto and other developers to quickly render the plumber into the game with relative ease.

For example, Mario wears a hat because Miyamoto didn't liking drawing hair. The hat also saved designers from having to animate the character's hair. Mario was also given a mustache, as his original sprite was too small to include a detailed mouth.


Samus Aran

Metroid is one of Nintendo’s biggest franchises, and its initial release in 1986 gave fans a twist ending when it was revealed that the character they had been controlling, Samus Aran, was in fact a woman. This design change in the character only came about midway through development, however.

The creators wanted to include a female protagonist not only due to their love of the movie Alien, but also because the reveal would act as a surprising reward for fans. The fact she appears at the end in a bikini was the result of technical limitations, as the sprite couldn’t be too detailed, so beach wear was the easiest way to show Samus was a woman.


Pac-Man

In case you have never noticed before, Pac-Man somewhat resembles a pizza that is missing a slice. This is no mere coincidence, as the creator of the character, Toru Iwatani, explained that he came up with the design while trying to think of something that could be associated with eating – a concept he believed would appeal to everyone. Ironically, this design was suggested to him while he was eating a pizza, noticing the simple appearance of the food when a slice had been removed.

"While thinking about the word 'eat' when taking a piece of pizza, I saw that the rest of pizza looked like a character, and that’s how Pac-Man’s iconic shape was created," says Iwatani. "I realized that although keywords such as 'fashion' and 'love' would appeal more to women, my opinion is that the word 'eat' is universally appealing and would attract their attention as well. That’s why I went with this idea." What a revealing, if weirdly sexist, look behind the curtain. 


Rayman

The titular hero from Rayman is best known not for his fighting ability or heroic deeds, but rather his lack of limbs. This lack of arms and legs haven’t stopped him from going on to become an important figure in gaming, with his distinctive design doing some heavy lifting to make him an instantly unique character.

Interestingly, the appearance of Rayman was never intended to lack limbs. The truth is that developers were having difficulty in animating his limbs in proportion to the rest of his body. While experimenting with a lack of arms and legs, they stumbled upon the idea of limblessness allowing Rayman to throw his fists much further. They decided to keep the new design in place for the final product.


Bayonetta

One of the most striking things about Bayonetta is that the main character from the series is unabashedly sexy. The designers set out from the very beginning to create an attractive witch character, rather than try to disguise their true intentions.

One of the elements of Bayonetta’s design, though, resulted from the fact that the protagonist needed to be taller than most other women who appear in action games (due to game mechanics and design restrictions at the time). This forced Mari Shimazaki to alter Bayonetta's proportions, so her arms and legs are much longer than they would normally be.


Crash Bandicoot

When creators Andy Gavin and Jason Rubin were trying to come up with a new character to compete with the likes of Mario and Sonic in the platform genre, they initially settled on either a wombat or a bandicoot. After going through various different designs, and hiring professional cartoonists from Hollywood, they eventually settled on the design we know today.

They chose the orange color simply due to a process of elimination, as it was the only one not being used by another major video game character that also wouldn’t clash with the levels they had created (or look bad on televisions at the time).


The Creepers In Minecraft Were The Result Of A Coding Error

Out of all of the characters and creatures in the hugely popular Minecraft, perhaps the most dreaded and familiar to players is the Creeper. While they have a very distinctive look, their appearance was largely the result of a coding error by game creator Notch. When trying to insert a pig into the world, he typed in the dimensions incorrectly and that led to the model being disfigured. Liking the look of the new creature, he simply changed the coloring of it and turned it into the Creeper we know today.

"The creepers were a mistake" he said in a documentary. "I don’t have any modeling programs to do the models, I just write them in code. And I accidently made them (the creepers) tall instead of long, so it was like a tall thing with four little feet. And that became the Creeper. As opposed to a pig."



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Thu, 23 Feb 2017 05:17:58 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/video-game-character-design-origins/nathan-gibson
<![CDATA[Edutainment Games From Your Childhood You Totally Forgot About]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-90s-edutainment-games/justin-andress

Back in the dark ages of the late '80s and early '90s, home computers were fairly rare. In those days, gamers were forced to take their gaming opportunities where they could. Outside the shelter of an arcade, that meant the edutainment computer games that came pre-loaded on the blocky Macs which lined the walls of your school’s computer lab.

While the other kids were actually memorizing the home keys or boning up on their spreadsheet skills, educational computer games were helping a fledgling generation of gamers kill the time until the bell.

Even if you didn’t grow up to terrorize people in Call of Duty or wander the historical streets of an Assassin’s Creed game, the odds are solid you played one of these '80s and '90s edutainment games while silently praying that the teacher didn’t come by to check your work.


Edutainment Games From Your Childhood You Totally Forgot About,

Lemmings

Ultimately, Lemmings actually proved so popular that it crossed out of the computer lab and into the homes of lots of PC early adopters. Playing on the old (and patently false) notion that lemmings will walk ever-forward following the leader, the game handed players a weird assortment of tools and then demanded they guide a whole bunch of aggressively stupid lemmings safely past a series of life-ending hazards. Frustrating, creative, and brilliant, Lemmings was the beginning of a popular series of early video games.


Math Blaster: Episode 1

In its purest form, Math Blaster! is an educational version of Asteroids. Players are presented with a math problem and then barraged with a series of possible answers. Their job is to aim the cannon at the correct answer and blow it out of the sky. It was simple, addictive, and fun.


Number Munchers

The Number Munchers series of games had something to entertain both math kids and word kids... and just those kids. Players guided a weird, square creature around a grid while avoiding monsters and chomping down on the answers to various equations and word games. Being tricked into doing math was never this much fun.


Odell Lake

There were few better ways for children to learn about ecosystems, the food chain, and the natural world than by playing as a hungry little fish in Odell Lake. Figuring out what to eat while avoiding hungry predators like otters and fisherman proved enchanting to children who accidentally found themselves with a much larger working knowledge of freshwater marine life.


Reader Rabbit

Only the earliest Mac aficionados will remember Reader Rabbit, a series of games released from the '80s onwards that tried to teach kids the value of language arts skills. The bright, primary colors and energetic characters of the game entertained children as young as preschoolers while also teaching them how to read.  


SimCity

First released in 1989, SimCity slipped past most computer teachers for several years before they realized that the classic asset management title was simply too much fun for students. Before that time, students stumbled upon this gorgeous juggling act on their school’s Macs and promptly forgot all about the actual teaching going on around them.

SimCity was unlike anything gamers had seen before. You couldn't really win or lose. There was no violence. You simply tried to create a world that could run under its own steam. Maybe that entirely novel format was how creator Will Wright’s ambitious little title went on to spawn its own genre of video games.


Treasure Mountain!

Though the protagonist of Treasure Mountain!, the vaunted Super Seeker, was the star of a lot of games in the series, this 1990 entry is the one most people remember. Were you able to traverse Treasure Mountain and recover all of the priceless treasures that were stolen? The innovative puzzle-solving and matching gameplay never failed to entertain (at least until the bell rang).


The Oregon Trail

Who among us hasn't watched in dismay as the members of our wagon train slowly succumbed to the hardships of dysentery? Well, virtually, anyway. There was probably something to learn in Oregon Trail, but for most people the game was just a frantic side scroller with intermittent bouts of sweet 3D-hunting. Or rather, what passed for 3D in 1990.


Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

In the decade between 1985 and 1995, geography and culture educational video game Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? sold more than 4 million copies, spawned two sequels, and was adapted game show. Even for kids who didn’t care about foreign cultures or geography (see: average children living in the United States during the '90s), Carmen Sandiego was a big hit thanks to its mystery-style delivery and clever wordplay.

An entire generation of kids learned to appreciate puns thanks to the master thief Carmen Sandiego and her band of shady accomplices.


The Treehouse

In the totality of educational video games, music appreciation is one of the rarest focuses of gameplay. Thankfully for '90s kids, there was The Treehouse, an interactive music appreciation game that taught composition while entertaining kids with an interactive music maze, as well as a variety of other distractions.



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Fri, 10 Mar 2017 08:05:47 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-90s-edutainment-games/justin-andress
<![CDATA[17 Annoying Overwatch Players You Have Probably Cussed At]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/most-annoying-types-of-overwatch-players/collin-flatt

Overwatch exploded onto the multiplayer scene in 2016 and has already amassed more than 25 million players across PC and console platforms. While that number is remarkable in its own right, it's even more impressive when you realize Overwatch is a brand new IP.

The benefit of such a large and active community is that you'll never have to wait long for a match. The downside is that every gene pool has a shallow end, and this one is filled with dummies and jerks. There are specific Overwatch player stereotypes, like the Hanzo Main, the Ult Farmer, and Panicked Ult Popper. But there are also selfish and obnoxious gamers in general, like the Rage Quitter and the Griefer, which are the most annoying Overwatch players of all.

If the success of Overwatch has taught us anything, it's that finding a regular crew is important when you're trying to save the world. Especially with so many buttholes solo-queueing in comp.


17 Annoying Overwatch Players You Have Probably Cussed At,

The Hanzo Main

Need a healer? They're coming with Hanzo. Attacking on Volskaya? It's Hanzo time. Who needs a tank when Hanzo can shoot you to victory through the choke? There are a handful of masterful Hanzo players out there, but, rest assured, you're not one of them.


The Shield Averse

The Shield Averse stands two feet in front of Reinhardt's shield at all times. They're not behind it, but they're not too far away either. Take two steps back, buddy. It'll be better for everybody.


The Mule

Once The Mule picks a character, that's it. They picked Pharah and they're playing Pharah until the match ends. Asking them to swap heroes only angers The Mule, and sometimes turns them into The Griefer.


The Griefer

This player gets off on stressing out their teammates. They throw up Mei walls to trap people in the spawn room and deny their ults and pop Symmetra teleporters that lead people off the map. They flex with Reinhardt in the middle of a firefight and are most likely cat people.


The Trickler

This player is the single biggest reason teams lose Overwatch matches. The Trickler dies quickly, gets frustrated, and makes a bee-line from the spawn back into the fight (only to be mowed down in mere seconds), leaving their team down a man for the entirety of the match. Rinse. Repeat.


The Sandbagger

The Sandbagger purposefully sabotages their team because they have no control over any other parts of their lives. Their natural habitat is the spawn point, where they move just enough to not get kicked from the match for inactivity. They solo queue because everyone hates them, including their immediate family.


The Fearful Ult Farmer

Usually a Reaper. This selfish turd hides in dark corners waiting for his Death Blossom to charge up while his teammates struggle shorthanded, dying all around him. The Ult Farmer doesn't care if he wins or loses, all that matters is the self-serving glory of a POTG.


The Mute

The Mute will never join the chat channel for any reason. They don't care that Overwatch puts a premium on teamwork and that calling out flankers is an integral part of the game. That's your problem, not theirs.


The Bad Connection

This player is the bane of competitive Overwatch. They consistently drop out of casual matches because of spotty Internet but still insist on jumping into competitive play with unsuspecting teammates and gambling away their hard-earned SR.


The Panicked Ult Popper

The Panicked Ult Popper isn't a malicious player, they're just a little too keyed up. They're easily spotted on the battlefield. Look for these telltale signs: A D'va nuke in a dark corner with no enemies nearby, a Gravitron Surge gravitating nothing of note, and a Zenyatta busting out that Transcendence all by his lonesome.



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Tue, 21 Mar 2017 09:52:10 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/most-annoying-types-of-overwatch-players/collin-flatt
<![CDATA[10 Video Games That Are The Black Sheep Of Their Franchise]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/strangest-video-game-sequels/mark-austin

Great games can spawn great or lousy sequels but, sometimes, we get strange video game sequels. Of course, the safest sequel is a basically a carbon copy of the original. On the other hand, later iterations or “reboots” of beloved video games can veer off the beaten path in unexpected directions. You've got games that switch genres, styles, objectives - the games on this list prove that sometimes, everything you think you know about a franchise can be thrown out the window at a moment's notice. These sequels to great video games embraced the weirdness, in more ways than one - some succeeded, some crashed and burned. 


10 Video Games That Are The Black Sheep Of Their Franchise,

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts

You’d think after the runaway success of the first two Banjo-Kazooie games, Rare would have this formula down pat. Another globe-trotting adventure for the wisecracking duo? More co-op platforming, more gorgeous expansive environments, more insane collectible quests?

Hmm, not quite. Hey, kids! Let’s all get jobs at the junkyard! Nuts & Bolts (2008) for Xbox 360 was all about… building vehicles out of scraps.

To defeat the evil witch this time, you have to construct cars, boats, motorcycles, and planes to complete stunt challenges. While there's some platforming involved, most of the time, you’re designing blueprints for new vehicles in your lab or piloting them around various courses.

Having a virtual erector set and making your own wacky contraptions was certainly a blast, but it’s a jarring departure from the wide-ranging journeys of a bird and a bear from the previous two installments.


Bomberman: Act Zero

There’s not much you can do with character development for Bomberman. He’s a pixelated little guy who’s been around since 1983 and his entire existence is running around in mazes and dropping bombs. There’s some kind of plot if you’re into Bomberman lore (he’s an intergalactic policeman or something), but that’s hardly relevant.

Bomberman: Act Zero (2006), one of the first Xbox 360 titles, transformed the loveable blockhead into a ruthless cyborg warrior battling for survival in a dystopian future hellscape. The highly touted “First-Person Battle” mode (it was actually third-person) got universally panned. Everything about this game was terrible. In fact, it’s often regarded as one of the worst games of all time.


Driv3r

The first two Driver games were well-received open-world adventures where you raced cool, authentic cars in various cities around the world. 2004's DRIV3R (ugh, that spelling) was a flawed and controversial third entry. You can just imagine the developers brainstorming this one. “You know what the new Driver game needs? Less driving.”

Yes, D3 featured lengthy missions where you ran around on foot, awkwardly lurching and stumbling and trying to shoot people. On top of that, the actual driving was brutally difficult and missions took hours to complete. On the plus side, the voice acting was top-notch, if you’re a Michael Madsen fan.

When a few sites gave the game stellar ratings despite generally poor reviews, allegations of bribery and review fixing arose. The “DRIV3Rgate” controversy raged for a while in the gaming media, eventually devolving into accusations and recriminations and entire forum threads disappearing and everyone denying everything. In other words, business as usual in the game industry!


Mega Man Legends

Poor Mega Man. He was one of the original badasses of the 8-bit era. The early Mega Man games were not just wickedly difficult but also hella fun. Plus, he had his own mythology! Who can forget Dr. Wily or Dr. Light? But when the Blue Bomber stumbled into the blocky 3D age with Mega Man Legends, he never found his footing.

Launched on PlayStation in 1997, the first game got a chilly reception from hardcore fans, and sales were dismal. The sequel got a tepid response as well and, despite the activism of hardcore fans, the third iteration was eventually canceled. An unfortunate ending for one of the most recognizable characters in game history.


Pokémon Snap

The Pokémon franchise made the jump from GameBoy to N64 with 1999's Pokémon Snap, a relaxing 3D first-person rail photography sim, based on a top-down turn-based RPG about capturing and training cute animals to fight in pits of death. Not a whole lot of overlap in those Venn diagrams, one might say.

In the game, you travel around in a little golf cart and take photos of Pokémon. Then you do it again. And again. There are no battles, no capturing, no leveling up. It’s rather Zen and quite relaxing in its serenity, actually. You really have to think about and plan the composition of your photos. You're an artist, dammit! Plus, it’s always fun to use a Pester Ball to annoy the local wildlife.


Star Fox Adventures

Star Fox (1993) showcased Nintendo’s shiny new Super FX chip, which delivered some revolutionary 3D graphics to a home console. Fox McCloud was a gruff furry who zoomed through the galaxy in his cool spaceship blasting evil aliens with a whole squadron of fighters. Star Fox 64 (1997) delivered much of the same fun plot and innovative graphics. So what did Nintendo do for a sequel?

Five years later, Star Fox Adventures (2002) was released for the GameCube. Again, it featured Fox, but he was missing his coolest accessory - his spaceship! Instead, he was running around on a primitive world alone, killing enemies with a stick or something.

The game was originally developed by Rare as Dinosaur Planet, and it was essentially a Zelda clone. While a fun game in its own right, Star Fox Adventures was like tossing Captain Kirk down to the Gorn planet for a full season.


Super Mario Bros. 2

Until Wii Sports came along, the original Super Mario Bros. was the best-selling Nintendo title in history. A pack-in game that was included with virtually every NES console package, SMB defined platform gaming for decades. So how did Nintendo follow up on one of the most beloved games in history?

The Japanese sequel to Super Mario Bros. (later released as The Lost Levels for NES) was almost identical to its predecessor. It was also more difficult, which didn’t sit well with American audiences. So, the Mario developers decided on a different route.

Based on a Japanese vertical-scrolling prototype called Doki Doki Panic, Super Mario Bros. 2 (1988) was a bizarre, hallucinatory experience straight out of a tale from Arabian Nights that was probably just a mushroom dream to begin with. Mario now shared the stage with Luigi, Toad, and Princess Peach. Instead of fireballs, Mario flung beets at enemies and chased Shyguys around. The main antagonist? A cross-dressing dinosaur. Nonetheless, Birdo became a cult favorite and SMB2 was a huge hit.  


Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

For some reason, Nintendo was in no hurry to capitalize on the huge success of their 1990 flagship game for the Super NES. The first Super Mario World was a typical Shigeru Miyamoto tour-de-force, a blockbuster that redefined platform gaming and introduced conventions that are still widely used today. Any other company would have had SMW2 out a year later, but Nintendo always follows their own drumbeat.

Almost six years later - near the twilight of the Super NES life cycle - Yoshi’s Island comes out, a cartoonish, goofy riff on platforming the likes of which had never been seen before.

The hand-drawn aesthetic is not unusual nowadays, but it was revolutionary and eye-catching back then. Supposedly, Miyamoto chose the exaggerated crayon-drawn animation style as a rebuke to the computer-rendered sprite graphics from games like Donkey Kong Country that were prevalent at the time.

It was an awesome game, but not every entertainment powerhouse would sign off on depicting their beloved corporate mascot as a diaper-clad mewling infant clinging to the back of a homicidal dinosaur that poops out weird eggs.


Turok: Evolution

Turok: Dinosaur Hunter was a surprise hit, a first-person shooter that was Acclaim’s initial entry for Nintendo’s ambitious new N64 console in 1997. Based on a Valiant Comics series, it combined elements of Doom and Tomb Raider in a lush prehistoric setting. Turok was a huge blockbuster that earned critical accolades and sold millions of copies.

With the 2002 follow-up Turok: Evolution, Acclaim went back to the dinosaur well for the third time, and things did not go nearly so swimmingly. The storyline was a mess, with a time portal between the Old West and a “Land of the Lost” dinosaur jungle. As if the multiple graphic bugs, poor AI, and tedious gameplay weren’t bad enough, Evolution has also earned its own special honor.

You’d assume they couldn’t screw up an evil cyborg riding a dinosaur, but you’d be wrong. More than a decade later, Electronic Gaming Monthly’s annual award for worst video game villain of the year is still known as the Tobias Bruckner Award, named after the main cyborg baddie in Turok: Evolution.


Syndicate

The original Syndicate is a true classic, a real-time tactical shooter with an overhead isometric view. It was released in 1993 by Bullfrog Productions, who were really hitting their stride after games like Populous and Powermonger. In a dystopian future, corporations take over the world and battle each other for control of addictive microchips.

Starbreeze Studios rebooted the beloved series nearly 20 years later with Syndicate (2012), a first-person blast-em-all set in a cyberpunk future. Fans of the first game with fond memories of the ground-breaking strategic gameplay were slow to embrace it. A generic but unremarkable shooter, it had its moments, but nothing in common with the original.



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Wed, 29 Mar 2017 02:44:21 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/strangest-video-game-sequels/mark-austin
<![CDATA[Video Game Cosplays You Didn't Expect To Be Sexy]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/sexy-unsexy-video-game-characters/crystal-brackett

Video games already feature a ton of sexuality, and these sexy versions of unsexy video game characters only push that envelope further. Prepare yourself for an onslaught of photos that bring sexy back to characters you never thought could possess it in the first place. The cosplayers below got creative and blessed the world with sexy versions of unsexy video game characters, bringing new faces into the already impressive canon of sexy video game characters. If sexy unsexy video game character recreations fit your fancy, you've certainly come to the right place.

From humanized and sexualized classic kids game characters like Mega Man and Tails from Sonic, to bolder choices including Roadhog from Overwatch and Teemo from League of Legends, these cosplayers know no bounds when it comes to transforming video game title characters into hot, 3D people. 


Video Game Cosplays You Didn't Expect To Be Sexy,

Nes From Earthbound

Earthbound's sexy Nes by ZombieBitMe is a cosplay that happens to be both cute and confusing.


Mega Man From Mega Man

This scantly-clad Mega Man cosplay is a creation of MicroKittyCosplay! Captured in a beautiful blue hue by Robbins Studios.


Teemo From League Of Legends

Teemo from League Of Legends gets a hot makeover by SailorMappy!


Roadhog From Overwatch

This ravishing Roadhog from Overwatch is MiuMoonlight!


Sub Zero From Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat's Sub Zero (cosplaylala) never looked so icy hot! Shot superbly by Hivemind.


Majora's Mask And Moon From The Legend Of Zelda

Majora's Mask and Moon from The Legend of Zelda are probably two characters that you never thought would be transformed into sexy schoolgirls. Photo from ItsBears.


M. Bison From Street Fighter

Mariedoll makes an M. Bison from Street Fighter that's too hot to handle! Photo by Isidro Urena Photography.


Callie And Marie From Splatoon

Splatoon's Callie and Marie (Titanesque Cosplay) are two pool-bound babes in Koisplay Photography's awesome photo!


Sonic From Sonic The Hedgehog

Sexy Sonic the Hedgehog is cosplayed by nihilistique and captured magnificently by Greg De Stefano.


Spyro From Spyro The Dragon

The titular character from Spyro the Dragon receives a devious makeover from MomoKurumi.



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Fri, 24 Mar 2017 07:56:14 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/sexy-unsexy-video-game-characters/crystal-brackett
<![CDATA[14 Video Game Accessories You Forgot You Bought]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/specialty-video-game-peripherals-that-time-forgot/collin-flatt

People love buying strange stuff. That's just a fact. They especially want to get their hands on junk associated with their favorite brands. Therefore, the best video game systems of all time have had some profoundly bizarre add-ons available. It was a great way to make a few bucks and litter the cultural landscape with some fascinating detritus.

Sold alongside successful flagship consoles like the Atari 2600 and Sega Genesis were some weird video game peripherals that didn't have much use, didn't make much sense, and sometimes didn't work at all. Some were specific peripherals for games like the Nintendo Mouse in Mario Paint or the Dreamcast Microphone for Seaman. There are classic add-ons we love and remember like the Power Glove and Power Pad, but there are also plenty of unloved gaming system peripherals that need some long-overdue recognition.


14 Video Game Accessories You Forgot You Bought,

SegaScope 3D Glasses

Few people remember the 8-bit Master System, Sega's answer to the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). Even segafewer remember the SegaScope 3-D Glasses. While Nintendo was sending out paper anaglyph red-and-blue spectacles with Rad Racer, Sega released active LCD shutter goggles that really worked.

They were super expensive and only compatible with a handful of games, but the 3-D effect was very dramatic and way ahead of its time. The SegaScope became obsolete once Sega redesigned the Master System, removing the necessary card slot in version 2.0.


GameBoy Camera & Printer

In 1998, Sega released the next-gen 128-bit Dreamcast. In response, Nintendo released a terrible digital camera for the GameBoy. It could barely take a recognizable picture with a paltry resolution of 256 x 224 dpi.g

But, with the Game Boy Printer add-on (which required six AA batteries), you could print that blurry image on thermal paper. The commercial spot featured bullying, lecherous teenage boys, and an x-treme teenager with a goatee and Oakleys. It essentially marketed itself to terrible human beings. 


Starpath Supercharger

There was a time when videogames were loaded off of an audio cassette. The Atari 2600 employed this less-than-efficient method. The Starpath Supercharger was a long cartridge with a handle (!) that plugged directly into the console to increase memory. 

The Atari came loaded with a (now) paltry 128 bytes of RAM, but the Supercharger expanded that number to 6000 bytes, a near 50-fold increase in space. As such, the games developed for the Supercharger had better graphics and sound than their cartridge-based counterparts. It retailed for around $70 in 1982, a little over a third of the price of the 2600 itself ($199). Very few games were developed for the Superchager expansion, and it was discontinued in 1984.


R.O.B.

Nintendo used R.O.B. (Robotic Operating Buddy) to help sell their nascent flagship product to nervous retailers who got burned in the video game market crash of 1983. Promoted as a futuristic toy (as opposed to a video game console), R.O.B. responded to flashes on screen and interacted with the game through a separate controller.

The adorable plastic peripheral only worked with two early NES games, Gyromite and Stack-Up, but has since become a Nintendo fan favorite. He's even a playable character in both the Mario Kart and Smash Bros. franchises.


Konami LaserScope

Because the official NES Zapper just wasn't enough, Konami released a cheap plastic head-mounted light gun called the LaserScope. It featured a cross-hair lens which covered your right eye, and a microphone that was supposed to shoot on-screen every time the user yelled "FIRE!"

In reality, it fired all the time because the microphone was sensitive to ambient noise and would go off if, say, your dog barked too loudly. And what parent wouldn't be excited about their child yelling "FIRE" at the top of their lungs for hours on end?


Sega Dreamcast Fishing Controller

Sega was a consistent trailblazer in the video game industry, first to market with next gen consoles and gambling on odd titles like Seaman and ToeJam & Earl. They were never shy about introducing off-beat ideas and trusting gamers to jump on-board.

They introduced the fishing rod controller with the very popular fishing sim, Sega Bass Fishing. The rod was motion-controlled and simulated the action of casting and reeling in a fish. Sny time one snapped on the line, it caused the peripheral to vibrate. There were third party versions from competitors like Mad Catz, but the official Sega fishing rod controller was head and shoulders above the rest.


Aura Interactor

While the ad campaign for the Aura Interactor might have been insanely stupid, the technology worked. Sort of. It was the first wearable force-feedback device of its kind, and had moderate commercial success with both the Sega Genesis and the Super Nintendo.

In reality, it was just a cheap subwoofer that strapped to your body and rattled your bones if you turned the "volume" knob up too high when playing Mortal Kombat 2. The force-feedback vest market never really took off, tough. Shocking. 


Wu-Tang "W" Controller

The licensed Wu-Tang video game, Wu-Tang: Shaolin Style, was surprisingly good. Critics loved the unique fighting engine, and fans loved it because Wu lore and style are front and center. One of the bonus pack-in items for the Collector's Edition was a special controller, which was not only ugly, but also had less functionality than standard DualShock controllers.

There were no analog sticks on the "W" controller, either, which were necessary for moving freely about the 3-D environment of the game. It was, indeed, nothing to eff with. 


Sega Activator

Sega (along with Interactive Light) developed the Activator, considered to be the first full-body motion controller available for consoles. The commercial showed gamers punching and kicking in the air and the action on-screen responding in kind.

In reality, the Activator ring reacted to player movement breaking infrared beams as a button press, regardless of what stylistic roundhouse kick you did to set it off. And even that didn't work so well. This giant octagonal piece of garbage retailed for $80 in 1993.


"Wireless" Atari 2600 Joysticks

The wireless Atari 2600 controllers were way ahead of their time in 1982. They were supposed to make gaming more convenient by removing cumbersome cords, but all they really did was make the (already) clunky Atari joystick heavier and more unwieldy.

Also, if the 9-volt battery died in the middle of your best Pole Position run ever, that was just too bad. In addition to the car battery-sized controller itself, the wireless system required a receiver base that ran on a separate power supply. That's a whole lot of plugs and batteries for a little "convenience."



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Thu, 23 Mar 2017 08:28:03 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/specialty-video-game-peripherals-that-time-forgot/collin-flatt
<![CDATA[14 Video Games That Cranked Your Emotions Up To 11]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/emotional-video-games/collin-flatt

Pong brought video games into the mainstream, and with it came a whole lot of frustration and elation. The early technology was crude and expensive, but interacting with your TV was an exciting new frontier. Nowadays, developers look to extract emotion through epic storytelling, relatable characters, and intense difficulty. In between exasperation from frustrating mechanics and modern psychological manipulation lives a gaggle of video games that cause extreme reactions.

There are emotional video games that make you sad and introspective, like Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons, and there are scary video games that freak you out like Outlast. Whether you're an everyday gamer or a part-time mobile enthusiast, there's plenty out there to push your buttons.

SPOILER ALERT: There are a few startling plot twists and dramatic deaths in this list, so don't be surprised to find some spoilers here and there. You've been warned.


14 Video Games That Cranked Your Emotions Up To 11,

Final Fantasy VII

Final Fantasy is one of the greatest RPG franchises of all time, and most consider FFVII to be the pinnacle of the series. In this entry, our brave hero saves flower seller Aerith Gainsborough from a gang called The Turks, and she joins the crew on their adventure. Beyond being a love interest for the protagonist, Aerith is also the key to saving the Planet, Gaia.

One night, she inexplicably heads out into the Forgotten City alone. Cloud and the crew find her kneeling at an altar just in time to watch Sephiroth turn Aerith into a freaking kebab. Cloud carries her body to a lake in the Forgotten City and releases her energy back to the Planet.

There will be no second life; there will be no resurrection. If you didn't cry during this scene, you should probably seek immediate medical attention. 


Heavy Rain

From the outset, Heavy Rain was developed to mess with your emotions. Developer Quantic Dream even marketed the game as an "interactive drama" so there would be no confusion. The game forces you to make terribly macabre decisions throughout the story, like if you should cut off your own finger, or deciding whether or not to kill the drug dealer begging for his life.

All of that is secondary to the opening sequence of the game, however, which tasks the player with controlling protagonist Ethan Mars in an attempt to find his lost son at the mall, only to watch him be hit by a car and killed. Oh, and Ethan's other son is kidnapped, setting the events of the game in motion. Mr. Mars probably shouldn't be allowed to raise any more children.


Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Hideo Kojima really loves to toy with gamers' emotions. He followed the rage-inducing MGS 2: Sons of the Patriots with a soul-crushing and very personal tale in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

This entry in the series finds our hero Solid (Naked) Snake working for the CIA in the Russian jungle circa 1964, tasked with stopping the development of a nuclear weapon. The bad guys in MGS3 are called The Cobra Unit, and have names like: The Pain, The Sorrow, The Fear, and The Fury. They're led by a soldier called The Boss, who just happens to be the woman that mentored and trained you from age 15, and subsequently became a mother-figure to Snake.

The final battle places you one-on-one against The Boss in a gorgeous field of white lilies, and ends with you shooting her in the head with her own weapon. In effect, the game makes you kill your own mother. 


Red Dead Redemption

Many people believe that Red Dead Redemption is one of the greatest games ever made. Rockstar Games applied the brilliant open-world gameplay they perfected in Grand Theft Auto to the Wild West and came up with this masterpiece.

Set in the Texas-Mexico border circa 1910, you play John Marston, a reformed outlaw on a mission to take down the members of his old gang. The FBI promised Marston amnesty if he completes his dangerous task, allowing him to return home to his wife and family.

After gunning down the final boss, you return home to your ranch and loved ones, but the game isn't over. The last few missions task you with tending to your animals, bonding with your son, and falling in love with your wife all over again. Then the Feds show up and murder you in cold blood. It's honestly one of the most heartbreaking experiences in all of gaming. 


Resident Evil

Resident Evil defined survival horror when it was released for the PlayStation in 1996, and continues to be the most successful franchise in the genre. Despite the legion entries in the series, people still love to shoot infected-zombie-farmer things. The narrative, characters, and even basic gameplay have taken crazy twists and turns over the years, but the fear remains.

Many fans believe you can trace the entire success of the franchise to one scary moment: The Dog. Never before did a video game elicit such visceral fear in gamers. Game directors Shinji Mikami and Tokuro Fujiwara played audiences perfectly, balancing quiet moments against loud ones, and used the element of surprise with restraint.

The pacing lulls you into a false sense of security after hours of killing slow-moving and sporadically-placed zombies. Then, a Hunter appears out of nowhere and decapitates you with one quick swipe of its massive claws. Check out the above clip if you think you can handle it. 


Shadow of the Colossus

What starts out as a tale of love and adventure ends up bleak and dark in Sony's brilliant Shadow of the Colossus. You play Wander, a young man trying to revive Mono, a maiden with a cursed future (or something). Little information is given at the start of your adventure, but as the story progresses, you realize you're killing innocent beings - the Colossi - at the behest of the main "antagonist," Dormin.

Dormin inhabits Wander's body at the end, and even though you play as the all-powerful demon, your death is inevitable. Ultimately, you slowly transform back into Wander and are sucked into a vortex, never to be free again. That is, until Mono wakes up and finds a baby with horns, which ends up being you. So now the love of your life will become your adoptive mother, and neither of you will have any idea what happened. That's some bone-chillingly evil stuff.


Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Call of Duty isn't known for its emotional punch, but that wasn't always the case. Developer Infinity Ward perfected the mechanics and balance of their FPS with the release of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, but really hit their stride regarding narrative in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

In the chapter "No Russian," you play an undercover CIA agent who has successfully infiltrated a Russian terrorist cell. To prove loyalty to the organization, your character joins the group in carrying out a mass shooting in an airport, reflecting the terrible reality we live with every day. That's right, for the next 15 minutes, you methodically pace around the building shooting innocent people that are running for their lives and screaming bloody murder. It's a legitimately harrowing experience.

Interestingly enough, your character is killed at the end of the level whether you pull the trigger or not. When you realize that active participation was arbitrary, it becomes difficult to get rid of the pit in your stomach.


The Last of Us

The Last of Us is a beautifully told drama set in an action-packed, post-apocalyptic infected wasteland. Developer Naughty Dog got famous with Crash Bandicoot and the Uncharted series, but really turned up the manipulation factor with this one.

You play as Joel, a smuggler tasked with accompanying a young girl, Ellie, who is believed to be the key to a cure for the outbreak. Along the way, you encounter wave after wave of infected enemies that vary in difficulty to kill and gross-out factor. The most unnerving of them all are the Clickers, named for the horrific nightmare-inducing sound they make as they stumble blindly about the environment. That sound still triggers an intense anxiety in many, many gamers.

All of those feelings of stress are window dressing around the emotional devastation at the core of The Last of Us. The game opens with Joel and Sarah having a compelling father-daughter moment as the world begins to fall apart around them. By the end of the chapter, Sarah gets shot and Joel carries her dead body around in his arms. And that's just for starters. 


BioShock Infinite

While all of the BioShock games like to tug on the feels, the big reveals and plot twists in BioShock Infinite leave the most lasting impression. You play Booker DeWitt, a man who is trying to wipe out his gambling debts by rescuing a young girl, Elizabeth, from the clutches of the evil "Father" Comstock.

The narrative gets very complicated, but the game ends with you figuring out that Elizabeth is your daughter, and you traded her away to Comstock in an alternate timeline when she was a baby. Oh, and she has the power to alter time and space. In the end, Elizabeth (and her alternate timeline duplicates) drown you in a lake to stop the continuous loop of her life and your life, destroying the entire fabric of your combined existence. It's like an infinite expression of suicide and patricide. 


The Walking Dead

Nobody asked for an '80s-style point-and-click adventure set in Robert Kirkman's popular comic universe of The Walking Dead. Thankfully, Telltale Games made one anyway. The game mechanics are nearly non-existent, adding up to not much more than a digital Choose Your Own Adventure book. But the characters, story, and difficult choices that make up the narrative are surprisingly compelling considering the now well-worn territory.

You play Lee, a former university professor and convicted felon, guilty of killing your wife's lover. On the way to prison, the zombie outbreak happens and all hell breaks loose. You find yourself a "free" man, and come across the 8-year-old Clementine who joins you on your journey. Along the way, you're confronted with tough life-and-death choices that significantly influence how the story plays out. No matter what happens, though, Lee gets bitten and Clementine has to decide how to let him die: watch him suffer while turning into an undead ghoul, or put a bullet in his brain. Good times.



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Tue, 14 Mar 2017 10:23:18 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/emotional-video-games/collin-flatt
<![CDATA[22 Of The Sexiest Women In Street Fighter Cosplay]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/sexiest-street-fighter-cosplay/taeyura

Street Fighter stands as one of the most recognizable fighting game series of all time, and Street Fighter cosplay fills conventions all around the world. Cosplaying as any of Street Fighter's female characters requires a bit of lethality and allure, and these ladies do not disappoint. Whether stepping into one of Cammy's risque one-pieces or showing off their best high kicks as Chun Li, these women cosplaying Street Fighter characters will leave you captivated by the grace that beguiles their danger.

All of these cosplayers do a brilliant job of capturing both of those sides in these characters, and even bring out the feminine sides to some male characters. In fact, some of the sexiest women on this list are actually creative gender-bend cosplayers who have transformed some of the most iconic men in the game into drop-dead gorgeous women. It's a fight to the top, and each of these cosplayers stands a good chance of taking home the gold.


22 Of The Sexiest Women In Street Fighter Cosplay,

Chun-Li

Yaya Han spent 50 hours on this sexy and incredibly detailed Chun Li cosplay. Needless to say, the final result was worth every minute. Her spot-on Chun Li high kick was captured by photographer Benny Lee.


Cammy

Kay Bear has created a massive following with her sexy cosplays and her classic Cammy cosplay was certainly a fan favorite. 


Cammy

Cosplayer Tali brings one of Cammy White's alternate costumes to life. This photo was captured by NemoValkyrja.


Elena

An incredibly alluring Elena cosplay by Nonsummerjack


Juri Han

Another stunning Juri Han cosplay drenched in darkness and sex appeal. Cosplayer Linda Le created this stunning look that was captured by photographer Long Vo. 


Ibuki

Ibuki tends to get overlooked during conversations about the sexiest women in Street Fighter but cosplayer Carolina Angulo is a reminder for everyone to reconsider. Photographer Michael Homunculo captured their sexy Ibuki cosplay in the Dominican Republic.


Chun-Li

Danielle Vedo created this sexy Chun Li cosplay featuring one of her alternate costumes. Photographer Eve Zel is responsible for capturing Danielle serving up tons of Chun Li attitude. 


Poison

It's no surprise that Poison is the muse of many sexy Street Fighter cosplays. DeAnna Davis brings the sexy fighter to life in this stunning cosplay. 


Cammy

You can never go wrong with any great Cammy cosplay. Misa Lynn shows off Cammy's most notable assets in this alternate costume cosplay captured by MH Photography.  


Rainbow Mika Nanakawa

Kristen Hughey steps into the sexy white boots of Street Fighter's most popular wrestler Rainbow Mika, known best as R. Mika. Her beautiful cosplay was captured by photographer Michael Iacca. 



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Wed, 22 Feb 2017 02:47:55 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/sexiest-street-fighter-cosplay/taeyura
<![CDATA[The Best Nintendo Switch Shooter Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-shooter-games/ranker-games

If you're looking for shooter games to play on your Nintendo Switch, the pickings are slim. There are a few shoot 'em up games for Switch that you can play now, but outside of those games, there aren't many shooter games for Switch. The few shoot 'em up games for Switch that are currently available include Metal Slug 3 and NAM-1975, both of which are old school shooters dating back to the '90s.

The biggest Nintendo Switch shooter game is undoubtedly going to be Splatoon 2, which drops Summer 2017. Splatoon is perhaps the biggest Nintendo original franchise to come out in the modern era, and the sequel has a lot of people excited.

Vote up the best Nintendo Switch shooters on this list, regardless of whether they're currently released, or are upcoming titles.


The Best Nintendo Switch Shooter Games,

NAM-1975

Splatoon 2

Rogue Trooper Redux

Graceful Explosion Machine

Space Dave!

Metal Slug 3

Shock Troopers


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<![CDATA[The Best Nintendo Switch Action Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-action-games/ranker-games

If you're looking for Nintendo Switch action games, look no further. This list ranks the best action games for Switch, as voted on by Nintendo fans like you. Nintendo consoles aren't usually known for their action titles, but there are some good action games for Switch that are definitely worth playing.

As far as Nintendo Switch action games are concerned, don't sleep on Shovel Knight. If this game has alluded you up to this point, do yourself a favor and buy Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove. It includes the core game, as well as the two expansions, Specter of Torment and Plague of Shadows. Each game features unique playable characters with different fighting mechanics, as well as diverse level designs, bosses, and upgrades. If you've already played the core game and its first expansion, you can also buy Specter of Torment as a standalone game.

Another fun action game for Nintendo Switch is Super Bomberman R, although you might want to wait until the price drops on this one since it's a full-priced game at the moment of writing this.

Vote up the current and upcoming Nintendo Switch action games that you either love or are dying to play.


The Best Nintendo Switch Action Games,

Portal Knights

Snake Pass

Huntdown

Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment

NeuroVoider

Unbox: Newbie's Adventure

Oceanhorn: Monster of Uncharted Seas

Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove

Towerfall: Ascension

Skylanders: Imaginators


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Wed, 01 Mar 2017 00:50:07 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-action-games/ranker-games
<![CDATA[The Best Nintendo Switch Adventure Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-adventure-games/ranker-games

So you've bought a Switch and want to play some adventure games, but what are your choices? Luckily for you, we're ranking the best Nintendo Switch adventure games, both current and upcoming. There's one obvious choice for the best Switch adventure game, and fortunately for all of us, that game was a launch title.

There is absolutely no denying that The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the best adventure game on Nintendo Switch. This is the game that made buying a Switch on launch day worth it, as there are hundreds of hours of gameplay inside of this little cartridge.

Outside of BoTW, though, what are the best adventure games for Nintendo Switch? Upcoming Switch adventure games include Oceanhorn, Seasons of Heaven, and RiME.


The Best Nintendo Switch Adventure Games,

Lego City Undercover

Terraria

Syberia 3

Oceanhorn: Monster of Uncharted Seas

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Troll and I

Minecraft: Story Mode - The Complete Adventure

State of Mind

Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap

ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove


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Wed, 01 Mar 2017 00:50:06 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-adventure-games/ranker-games
<![CDATA[The Best Nintendo Switch Indie Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-indie-games/ranker-games

If there's one thing that Nintendo Switch is doing right, it's indie games. For this list we're ranking the best indie games on Nintendo Switch, as well as upcoming Nintendo Switch indie games that we're really looking forward to playing. The console may not get the third-party support that its competitors get, but the indie titles make Switch well worth buying, especially since you can play them on the go.

So what are the best Nintendo Switch indie games? Snipperclips is obviously the game everyone has been talking about since launch day, as it's exclusively on the Switch. The combination of the puzzles and lighthearted atmosphere make for the perfect indie game that anyone can enjoy.

Upcoming Switch indie games include Yooka-Laylee, SteamWorld Dig 2, and Oceanhorn, the Zelda-like game that impersonates the Nintendo franchise in all the right ways.

Vote for your favorite indie games for Switch, both current and upcoming. If a game isn't out yet, you can still vote it up based on how much you want to play it.


The Best Nintendo Switch Indie Games,

The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth

Snake Pass

Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment

Seasons of Heaven

Stardew Valley

SteamWorld Dig 2

Snipperclips

Fast RMX

Has-Been Heroes

Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom


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Wed, 01 Mar 2017 00:50:06 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-indie-games/ranker-games
<![CDATA[The 13 Most Bizarre Crossovers In Gaming History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/bizarre-video-game-crossovers/nathan-gibson

Video game crossovers, much like crossovers in other forms of media, are not particularly rare. Companies have realized that by combining their brands with other well-known characters and franchises, they can vastly improve the popularity of both products. After all, fans love to see their favorite heroes and villains go to new worlds in whatever capacity they can. 

This thinking, though, has led to some very weird video game mashups where the universes of two or more well-known series have been flung together haphazardly. It can feel like they were thought up by an 11 year old who just had way too much sugar.

Sometimes, these bizarre crossover video games are created as cheap marketing ploys that attempt to take advantage of hardcore fans, but others are just straight-up odd mixtures that you would never have expected to see.


The 13 Most Bizarre Crossovers In Gaming History,

Kingdom Hearts

Considering how protective Disney is over their properties, the concept of an action role-playing game featuring an array of Disney characters alongside an original cast (and characters from Final Fantasy) seems too far-fetched to ever happen.

However, a chance meeting in an elevator between the game’s director and a Disney executive allowed the idea to be pitched directly to the company. The result was Kingdom Hearts, a game where players team up with Goofy and Donald Duck as they progress through a variety of worlds based on famous Disney movies, such as Aladdin and The Lion King. It proved incredibly successful and there have been more than a dozen sequels and spin-offs since.


Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games

There are many things that make Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games profoundly bizarre. Nintendo and Sega had long been enemies, and the two titular characters had often been pitted against one another for market dominance. Furthermore, Sonic had seen a dramatic drop in popularity after starring in a slew of bad games, while Mario was more successful than ever.

The Japanese companies agreed to work together after Sega adopted the IOC’s mission to promote a sporting spirit and to interest young people in the Olympics. The game was so financially successful that a further two installments, for the 2010 Winter Olympics and 2012 Summer Olympics, were also created.


Lego Rock Band

While LEGO has teamed up with a variety of different brands and franchises in past with their action-adventure games, the brick company also had one rather... strange collaboration. In addition to working with the likes of Star Wars and Indiana Jones, they also had a crossover with the Rock Band series by Harmonix.

This resulted in LEGO Rock Band – a game that's functionally the exact same thing as Rock Band, with the addition of LEGO characters and items. Since LEGO is not traditionally associated with music and Rock Band had previously only worked with... bands, it was an unusual move. Regardless, it proved rather successful.


Pokémon Conquest

What's the weirdest videogame franchise crossover you can imagine? Doesn't matter, Pokémon mashed together with Nobunaga’s Ambition series is much, much stranger. There is obvious appeal in featuring creatures from Pokémon in a variety of different games and media, due to their popularity, but combining it with a turn-based strategy game set in feudal Japan was not something that most people expected. Mature, adult themes set Pokémon Conquest apart as players attempt to conquer various warlords and unite the land.


Nicktoons MLB

There are very few baseball games that receive critical acclaim or become commercially successful. This has led to developers attempting to bring new elements to their games in an attempt to increase their popularity.

One studio, for example, generated a crossover between Major League Baseball and Nickelodeon, with the title featuring cartoon characters from a number of Nicktoon shows, such as Spongebob Square Pants, Ren & Stimpy, and Invader Zim. The game, Nicktoons MLB, was a huge flop and another game in the series has not been considered.


Project X Zone

Project X Zone is about as crazy as crossovers get in the gaming industry. It combined fighters from games such as Street Fighter, Tekken, and Devil May Cry together for the first time. Not only was Namco Bandai able to convince Sega and Capcom to allow their characters to appear, but they put them in a tactical role-playing game rather than a traditional fighting title, confusing gamers even more.

Despite all of this, it turned out to be a hit with fans and sold many more copies than initially expected, leading to the release of a sequel several years later.


Hyrule Warriors

Although Nintendo has never been afraid of making spin-offs or crossing over their franchises into new worlds and genres, Hyrule Warriors was still a very unexpected title when it was first announced.

After all, The Legend of Zelda series has always been more about adventuring and solving puzzles rather than combat, and this crossover between the franchise and Dynasty Warriors focused entirely on fighting hordes of enemies. Despite some misgivings from longtime fans, Hyrule Warriors proved to be a hit and drew acclaim for its engaging fighting system and its implementation of classic Zelda elements, such as the ability to open chests on the battlefield.


Sonic Lost World

The Sonic brand has not always done well for Sega. Apart from a successful collaboration with Nintendo in the form of Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, there has been very little to get fans of the blue hedgehog excited.

That might be why Sega teamed up with Nintendo again when it released Sonic: Lost World to create a piece of free, downloadable content that outlandishly saw the hedgehog enter the world of Hyrule. The Legend of Zelda Zone DLC saw Sonic don the famous green tunic and go on an adventure filled with chickens, heart containers, and everything else you would expect from a Zelda game.


Poker Night At The Inventory

When gamers think of Telltale Games, the first games to come to mind are likely the super popular The Walking Dead or The Wolf Among Us, rather than a poker simulator. Still though, it would be a shame to forget one amazingly weird title in particular. In 2010, Telltale released Poker Night at the Inventory, a game that featured crossover characters from a variety of seemingly random locations.

The players included Tycho from Penny Arcade, the Heavy from Team Fortress 2, Max from Sam & Max, and Strong Bad from Homestar Runner. Each character had their own backstory and in-depth dialogue, something which proved to be incredibly well-received. The game was so successful that a sequel featuring characters from Portal, Borderlands, and The Evil Dead was created in 2013.


King Games

The King Games were a collection of three titles that were created in a collaboration between Burger King, Microsoft, and Blitz Games. Executives from the fast food restaurant and Microsoft had met at Cannes while they were picking up awards for their advertisement campaigns and they immediately began discussions about a crossover that would combine the Xbox and Xbox 360 consoles with the Burger King brand.

The result was PocketBike Racer, Big Bumpin’, and Sneak King. They proved to be a huge commercial success, even though they were not well received by critics, and became some of the biggest selling titles of 2006, boosting sales of Burger King significantly. No matter what you think, the system works. 



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Thu, 29 Dec 2016 09:08:29 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/bizarre-video-game-crossovers/nathan-gibson
<![CDATA[15 Video Game Classics That Were Almost Never Made]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/video-games-that-were-almost-never-made/nathan-gibson

Video games are unique in terms of media because of the sheer scale of their development. Often, blockbuster titles will require years of work and hundreds of individuals to get to completion, making them incredibly susceptible to delays and problems that might even lead to cancellation. Even the biggest games are not immune from this and there are plenty of examples of successful video games that almost weren’t made.

Considering the sheer amount of time and effort that is required to get any title out of development and onto store shelves, it should not come as a surprise that a huge variety of problems can arise. Games with development issues might see their team reduced or funding cut by a publisher who no longer wants to take a huge risk - even when the work is nearly complete. Fortunately for players, many developers manage to overcome these issues and persevere to release their product despite the problems that almost led to them never being made.


15 Video Game Classics That Were Almost Never Made,

Fallout 3

Originally, Black Isle Studios was developing Fallout 3. Black Isle was the original studio behind Fallout and Fallout 2, but the new game was set to move to more modern hardware and feature 3D graphics and models. Publisher Interplay Entertainment went bankrupt and the project faced a real threat of cancellation until Bethesda stepped in and bought the rights to the franchise.

Later, several members of Black Isle Studios left the company to form Obsidian Entertainment. Obsidian later developed a spin-off to the franchise known as Fallout: New Vegas.


GoldenEye 007

The entire development of GoldenEye 007, one of the most famous and important video games of all time, was a protracted affair that presented numerous problems. Out of the 10 people working on the title, only eight had ever worked on a game before, while the 32 months spent working on it meant that it was released two years after the movie was in cinemas. Even more remarkably, the multiplayer component was completed almost singlehandedly by one person in secret and was only added to the final game as an afterthought.


Madden NFL

Although Madden NFL has become one of the most popular sports video game franchises in the world, the initial game was almost canceled when John Madden threatened to pull out of endorsing it in 1984. The issue arose when it became clear that the developer could only simulate a football game on then-current hardware with seven players on each side.

"That was a deal breaker," Madden recalled. "If it was going to be me and going to be pro football, it had to have 22 guys on the screen. If we couldn't have that, we couldn't have a game."

The potential loss of the Madden name and exposure they would lose from not having him endorse the game led the studio to go back and rework the game so that it could fully support 11 v. 11 gameplay.


Manhunt 2

Following the release of Manhunt in 2003, Rockstar began work on a sequel to the game. Unfortunately, the game was mired in controversy throughout its development. Several media organizations and individuals tried to have the game banned before it was even released, arguing that it was so violent it would cause harm to players. Many even erroneously connected the first game with a murder in the UK. While these attempts were ultimately unsuccessful, the game was delayed significantly and almost never released when the ESRB gave it an AO (Adults Only) rating and the BBFC refused to classify it for sale. After multiple appeals and some censoring of Manhunt 2 by Rockstar, it eventually made its way to store shelves in 2007 and 2008.


Pokémon Red and Blue

The original Pokemon games were made by a relatively small team over a long development time - six years, to be exact. This protracted timescale meant it faced numerous issues before it was completed, including computers that constantly overheated and died, which put all the development progress at risk.

"I sure am glad I fixed those computers back then," said the Pokemon programmer Junichi Masuda. "If I hadn't, the original Red and Green [the Japanese title for Pokemon Red and Blue] games might never have come out. That's a scary thought!”

Luckily, technicians were able to fix the computers, meaning that no significant progress was lost.


Harvest Moon

Harvest Moon went through a difficult development. The idea of a farming simulator was a brand new concept in the mid-90s, meaning that the studio working on the game had no real reference points. The title was delayed constantly but the issues came to a head six months after a playable build was first put together. The studio went bankrupt, the president of the company vanished, and the various teams within the organization split up. Creator Yasuhiro Wada seriously considered throwing away all the work and finding a new job but continued working on Harvest Moon when two colleagues convinced him to not quit.


Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto is now one of the most established franchises in the gaming industry, with each installment selling tens of millions of copies all around the world. However, the series came from very humble beginnings and almost never saw the light of day. The first game was delayed significantly when writers and designers kept butting heads about direction Grand Theft Auto should take. This, in turn, led to the US-based publisher wanting to kill the game as development milestones were missed. Work on the title only continued as the studio was able to vigorously argue their case during weekly meetings.


The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

CD Projekt has become one of the premier developers of the modern video game age, but the studio almost went out of business before it had the chance to release The Witcher 2 and its eventual sequels. The primary concern was the cost of paying Widescreen Games to port The Witcher 2 to consoles, with funding continually rising as the external developer ran into problems. Although CD Projekt eventually canceled the project and cut ties with Widescreen, the damage had been done. Combined with the economic downturn that occurred months later, the entire company almost went out of business, forcing the studio to cancel future projects and cut content from The Witcher 2.


The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

The original idea for The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds was first suggested by Hiromasa Shikata after development had wrapped up on The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Legendary designer Shigeru Miyamoto liked the idea of Link being able to merge into walls and gave the team permission to move forward with the concept. After just a few weeks of production, though, most of the team was moved onto new projects that needed extra development in the run-up to the release of the new Wii U console. Producer Eiji Aonuma came back to the concept around 18 months later and began developing it into a full game.


Battlefield 1

When EA first announced Battlefield 1 in 2016, it took many people by surprise. After all, most first-person shooters were being set in modern or futuristic sci-fi environments rather than harking back to the past. Electronic Arts executive VP Patrick Söderlund felt exactly the same when DICE, the production studio, initially pitched the idea of Battlefield 1. He believed that a World War I setting could not be fun and would fail to attract fans who were used to more futuristic games. He only greenlit the project when the developer was able to convince him that fans were eager for a change with a fresh setting.



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Thu, 29 Dec 2016 08:53:58 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/video-games-that-were-almost-never-made/nathan-gibson
<![CDATA[Best Video Game Tattoos]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-video-game-tattoos/brandon-michaels

Tattoos mean different things to different people. In the case of video games, tattoos commemorate a favorite series or hobby that holds more than just a virtual meaning to somebody. Getting a Triforce tramp stamp or a full-sleeve Sonic the Hedgehog reveals you to be the type of gamer who would never hit the power button before saving, and such dedication deserves to be recognized.

The video game ink below features titles from multiple decades in styles ranging from pixels to watercolors. Each is captivating and nostalgic in its own way, highlighting the different aspects gamers love about gaming. From Crash Bandicoot to God of War, familiar games are featured all over these bodies.


Best Video Game Tattoos,

God Of War Back Piece

Scorpion From Mortal Kombat

Kratos, The God Of War

Hey! Listen!

Twisted Metal's Sweet Tooth

OOGABOOGA, An Homage To Crash Bandicoot

From Assassin's Creed To Zelda

Triforce Watercolor

FemShep Pinup From Mass Effect

Super Mario Bros Sleeve


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Fri, 10 Mar 2017 03:51:56 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-video-game-tattoos/brandon-michaels
<![CDATA[25 Brilliant Pieces Of Bioshock Fan Art]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/brilliant-bioshock-fan-art/brandon-michaels

The Bioshock series launched its first title in 2007, where fans were introduced to Big Daddies, Little Sisters, and Splicers. The vast underwater world of Rapture was still a mystery, and the mysterious Andrew Ryan appeared to be the most pressing concern. The inaugural release garnered much acclaim, leading to a sequel, a prequel, two novels, an art book, and a soundtrack.

Bioshock 2 debuted the Big Sisters, and gave more backstory to Rapture before its fall. During Bioshock: Infinite, players took to the skies and explored Columbia as Booker DeWitt. Needless to say, there's plenty of inspiration for fan art. Though only 10 years old, Bioshock spawned enough fan art to rival mega franchises like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or even Disney. In a game known for its visual storytelling, it makes sense Bioshock fan art would be equally vibrant and cinematic, further enriching the lore behind Columbia and Rapture.


25 Brilliant Pieces Of Bioshock Fan Art,

Splish Splash, Mr. B!

This adorable image from andyfairhurst captures a tender moment between a Little Sister and her Big Daddy.


This Was Made In MS Paint?!

According to Deviant Art user insignificantartist, they made this breathtaking image of a Big Daddy in MS PAINT! Unbelievable!


A Father-Daughter Moment

Deviant Art user thaty369 created this image of a touching father/daughter moment.


Little Sister

This chilling image of a Little Sister comes from togaco. "I smell an angel..."


The Saturday Evening Post

This stunning image from alexgarner feels like a real piece of concept art for a newspaper in Bioshock Infinite.


Big Daddy

This creepy image from nonobot shows a Big Daddy lurking through the waters of Rapture. If you listen carefully you can hear his lumbering footsteps inch closer...


Songbirds

Deviant Art user xerovas shows us the similarities between Songbrid and the Murder of Crows Vigor ad.


Two Worlds

Deviant Art user lashes-and-glitter made this black and white image showing Rapture, Columbia, and their infamous lighthouses.


The Rift

Chowpan's beautiful take on Columbia shows Elizabeth opening up one of her famous rifts.


Andrew Ryan

This powerful image from digitallumberjack makes Andrew Ryan look like a true golden idol.



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Fri, 10 Mar 2017 03:44:41 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/brilliant-bioshock-fan-art/brandon-michaels
<![CDATA[Every Overwatch Victory Pose, Ranked]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-overwatch-victory-poses/brandon-michaels

Rock stars, athletes, an international task force of superhuman heroes: what do they all have in common? The victory pose, a celebratory stance designed to let players and characters bask in the glory of a job well done. Whether you just shredded a killer riff, make an incredible catch, or pwned some n00b with a headshot, you must make the moment count.

In Overwatch, there are over 125 unique victory poses spread across the 23 (currently) playable characters, but who has the coolest victory poses? No stock poses here -  these are the Overwatch victory poses with panache! What best fits your playing style and attitude? Does it match the way you play? Ultimately, a victory pose should let the other players, on both teams, know that you are not one to be trifled with.


Every Overwatch Victory Pose, Ranked,

Reaper - R.I.P.

McCree - Take It Easy

Mei - Medal

Junkrat - Bad For Your Health

Lúcio - Grooving

Genji - Sword Stance

Hanzo - Over The Shoulder

Bastion - Firework

D.Va - Festive

Ana - R.I.P.


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Wed, 08 Mar 2017 08:37:56 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-overwatch-victory-poses/brandon-michaels
<![CDATA[Reasons Why Final Fantasy XV Is Just Killing Players]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/why-final-fantasy-xv-is-just-killing-players/zack-howe

The much-anticipated release of Final Fantasy XV (the latest installment in one of the greatest RPG series of all time) has consumed some player's lives. But when you dive in to something so fully, there are bound to be some things that annoy you. If you’re not familiar with the game, Prince Noctis and his traveling bodyguards must evade the evil empire until they can avenge King Regis. Oh, and there's a lot of friendship. The main party consists of Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, and Gladiolus.

Let's be clear: this is still a great game. This list is just the worst parts of Final Fantasy XV. The most disappointing things about Final Fantasy XV. The most glaring Final Fantasy XV problems.

Sorry, the thing is Final Fantasy XV sucks.


Reasons Why Final Fantasy XV Is Just Killing Players,

Friendly Fire Is Unavoidable

The archaeans you summon may know better than to kill your party members, but Prince Noctis sure doesn’t. See, in Final Fantasy XV your own magic can hurt your allies. In an action-RPG where you have no control over your teammates and their placement, it’s hard to miss them when you blow up a pack of baddies. Prince Noctis almost always hits one of his allies when using his magic. To be fair, he might be doing it subconsciously. The rest of his party does kind of suck. 


The Creatures Are Adorable (And You Have To Murder Them)

Imagine a game where you have to kill Mr. Snuffleupagus in cold blood. Well, you've just invented Final Fantasy XV. Congratulations? Unfortunately, your soul is still forfeit because you have a cuddly elephant-thing's blood on your hands. This type of world building and character design is exactly what makes players not want to replay a game. 

Also, horrifyingly, a lot of the creatures travel in families. The game actually makes you kill parents in from of their children. It’s like an interactive version of Bambi where you play as the hunter. 


Side Quests... So Many Side Quests

This is a common complaint, but it's a valid one. You’ll find yourself on so many side quests that you’ll forget what the main story is half the time. Also, if you're curious, you know what Hurley is asking you to do in the above image? Go take more f*cking pictures.


Summons Make Less Than Zero Sense

The big guy up there is Ramuh. He's absolutely devastating with his Judgment Bolt when you summon him. The only problem is, all archaeans, including him, can only be summoned under certain conditions. For added fun, it's nearly impossible to figure out what those conditions are.

Admittedly, it’s fair that you can’t summon them at your whim, because they really do demolish everything in the vicinity. But there should be some recognizable pattern to when they show up. 


Iris Fights With A Stuffed Animal

Gadio’s sister Iris fights with a stuffed animal. Honestly, it's hard to say which entitiy is more ridiculous, the toy or the girl.

Look, are Mogs adorable? Sure. But the fact remains that in the above image she’s about to attack a hyena with a plush toy. SPOILER: it's going to work, for some unfathomable reason. Realism has never been the strong suit of the Final Fantasy franchise, but fans should at least get a modicum of sincerity with their battles. Otherwise everything just feels too low stakes. 


Ardyn Izunia Looks Insane, Even By Final Fantasy Standards

Ardyn Izunia looks like Boy George if he were a character on Taboo. Remember: he's supposed to be the main villain of Final Fantasy XV. Players are supposed to be scared, or at least impressed, by a guy who looks like the offspring of Keanu Reeves and an entire circus troupe. Seriously, he looks like a jack-o’-lantern that was magically turned human outside a mall containing only a Men’s Warehouse and a Hot Topic. Hopefully, for his sake, he’s secretly blind and has no idea how ridiculous he looks.


Ignis’s Eureka Moments Are Infuriating

Ignis’s special skill is cooking. Now, this isn’t so bad. He cooks every time you camp, and different recipes give you different attribute boosts. What is so bad, is that every time you find a new consumable, Ignis exclaims, “I’ve come up with a new recipe!”

And he doesn't just shout it out in the background as you run along. Every time, the gameplay freezes and puts him in frame with a pensive look on his face until he finally makes his pronouncement. It's one of the worst uses of cutscenes in videogame history.  


The Items Repopulate

See all the little icons in the above map? The little pickaxes, golden leaves, and treasure chests? Those are all items that you can collect. And they repopulate. So you're never, ever, ever done collecting them. So if you're a perfectionist who wants to collect everything in a given game, that's physically impossible to do. Great news though: they’re almost all garbage! 


It Interfered With The Final Fantasy VII Remake

Final Fantasy VII is one of the best videogames of all time. When Square Enix announced they were remaking it, well... a lot of pants were ruined that day. About a year ago, the studio announced the FFVII remake would be coming out in November of 2016. Then December. Then January. Then sometime in 2018. Apparently, they were putting it off so it wouldn’t coincide with, and detract from, the release of FFXV. The new game was fine, but it hampered fans from getting what they really wanted. 


The Car Takes Forever to Stop

First off, the vehicle is called the "Regalia," which is unspeakably lame. Secondly, it takes 10 full seconds for the car to stop: three seconds to process the command, and another seven to come to a complete halt. You always overshoot your intended stopping point by 200 feet.

To make matters worse, the characters take longer than most grandparents to actually get out of the car. But it's not all bad: at least you get to fill up the gas tank. 



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Fri, 10 Mar 2017 03:07:00 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/why-final-fantasy-xv-is-just-killing-players/zack-howe
<![CDATA[18 Super Messed Up Decisions Video Games Have Forced You To Make]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/moral-dilemmas-in-video-games/jason-robbins

Moral choices in video games are all the rage these days. There used to be a time when nobody gave a rat's patoot about the death of an anthropomorphic turtle beneath Mario's stomping boots, or the potential to cause a blood-soaked 5-lane pileup by making an inordinately large frog jump into traffic. That's because those horrors were just a bunch of pixels. They still are, and, granted, some games still let you do horrific things with no consequences, but with the introduction of photorealistic models, deep characterization, and real-world values into video game narratives, guilt has been born of the prospect of mowing down NPCs with an uzi.

Talented game writers use this guilt to entertain the player with interesting and complex moral quandaries during the course of gameplay. This is entertainment value that can only be mined by the game industry, as no other medium gives control of a character's decisions to the consumer in quite the same way. No other medium can make the consumer feel the weight of a character's decisions quite so heavily.

For your consideration is a list of some of the video game moral dilemmas that most made players tear their hair out, wavering back and forth while staring at a 'Pause' screen. Now it is up to you to upvote the ones you feel most strongly about. You can handle it.


18 Super Messed Up Decisions Video Games Have Forced You To Make,

BioShock

While the Little Sisters of Bioshock are some ugly little buggers who spend all day harvesting ADAM from dead bodies, they're still just helpless little girls once you take down their giant protectors. So what do you do with them? In a show of true devilish manipulation, the game rewards you with twice the amount of ADAM if you kill them. But, if you do the right thing and save the sisters from the hold of their sea slugs, Tenenbaum will reward you with gifts, and you'll get the extra happy ending of escaping rapture with all of them. You also get to, you know, NOT kill a little girl! What's wrong with you??


Fallout 3

During the player's travels across the wasteland, he might stumble upon a beautiful patch of green amidst the ruin, called Oasis. Grass, trees, water - this place has it all! Turns out, an old mutant friend from the original Fallout games named Harold is responsible. The sapling growing out of his head (Bob) eventually overwhelmed him, rooted him in place, and grew this tiny paradise. Of course, Harold is bored as hell and wants you to end his life painlessly. Other folks, however, have different plans, one being to keep him alive and contained in Oasis, and the other being to make Harold blossom and turn the whole wasteland into a hippie commune. You can choose any of these options, or if you're a real evil sucker, you can burn the frightened Harold up alive. You had a rough childhood, didn't you?


Heavy Rain

Heavy Rain is deeper and darker than many Hollywood film noirs, and as such, it is loaded with moral quandaries. For instance, the Origami Killer, the game's antagonist and kidnapper of the protagonist's son, offers the player a clue to his son's whereabouts if he's willing to off a drug dealer. A tough thing to do, no doubt, but for a father, it's kind of a no-brainer. However, before the player can pull the trigger, said drug dealer pulls out a picture of his two little girls and pleads for his life. This is a decision no one should ever have to make. Video games are fun!


Mass Effect

After defeating Matriarch Benezia on Noveria, the Rachni Queen, a giant telepathic bug, is left to be dealt with. She asks for mercy from Shepard, insinuates that the violence inflicted by her species was caused by outside forces, and claims her only intention is to rebuild her species peacefully. The player can then allow her to go free, saving the Rachni species from total obliteration, or splatter that bug like it just met the windshield of a speeding semi. Can you live with the extermination of an entire sentient (albeit disgusting) species?


Mass Effect 3

In Mass Effect, the Krogans are a particularly nasty and durable species known for decimating planets and reproducing at a whopping 1000-offspring-per-female-per-year rate. This all adds up to a race that could easily conquer and occupy every planet in the known universe. In fact, that's just what the Krogans started doing before the Salarians deployed the Genophage, a biological weapon that reduced Krogan birth survival to 1 out of every 1000. In Mass Effect 3, Shepard has a chance to cure the Genophage (and potentially make way for another Krogan Rebellion) or be complicit in sabotaging the cure, which also requires you to gun down your good buddy Mordin in cold blood. Moralists will say the choice is clear, but moralists might sing a different tune once they're turned out as sex slaves in the Krogan dictatorship.


Game of Thrones

When you play the game of Game of Thrones, some of your playable characters are going to die. In the final episode, you'll have to make a choice between the two Forrester brothers: Asher and Roderick. One must sacrifice himself to save the other. Did you think there'd be a happy ending? Dude, it's Game of Thrones.


The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct

After an already less-than-ideal journey through post-apocalyptic America, life kicks the hero, Lee Everett in the crotch one last time. It turns out he's turning (into a zombie), whether or not he hacked off his own bite-infected arm earlier. So he must decide whether to join the walking dead or have little Clem put a bullet in his brain. It's a harrowing task for a little girl to undertake, but it's also a valuable parting lesson for her - to survive in this world, these are the things we now must do.


Fallout: 4

It's a long, convoluted story, but the protagonist of Fallout 4 eventually reunites with his long-lost son, who is now older than he is (again, long story) and the leader of an arguably evil faction of synths and their makers. The player can then go the sentimental route and join up with junior or lead another faction against him, burning all that his son has worked for to the ground. Or he can just bust a cap in the kid's head. Whatever happens, his son dies anyway because he has incurable cancer, which is pretty messed up in and of itself.


Saving Either Ashley or Josh from the Sawblade Trap in Before Dawn

During your spooky stay-over on Blackwood Mountain, both Ashley and Josh are (as far as you know) captured and secured to a Saw movie-style killing device. A moving buzzsaw is set to kill one of them, and you must quickly decide who would be less of a pain in the ass to de-friend on Facebook. Josh is one of your closest pals and not a sociopathic revenge-bent a-hole, for sure. Ashley could be your future sweetie if you can climb your weak ass out of the friend zone. Decisions, decisions...


Sacrificing Chloe to Save the Town in Life is Strange

After spending five episodes amongst the good people of Arcadia Bay, making emotional connections and using your unique gifts to help solve their problems, you're forced to choose whether or not to save the town from peril. To do so would mean going back in time and un-doing the incredibly brave and awesome rescue of your BFF from the hands of a killer you performed at the beginning of the game! What should you do? A wise Vulcan once said, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few." Meh, screw Spock - you know he'd never sacrifice his precious Kirk to save a bunch of Oregon townies.



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Fri, 23 Sep 2016 09:16:47 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/moral-dilemmas-in-video-games/jason-robbins
<![CDATA[Master Chief Fantasy Casting]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/master-chief-fantasy-casting/brandon-michaels

Master Chief, the protagonist of Bungie's fictional Halo universe, is a man of few words - the Master Chief prefers to be a man of action. His real name is John-117, and he's a "Spartan-II" commando of the UNSC Naval Special Warfare Unit who fought during the Human-Covenant war. He also delivers all his deadpan one-liners right after doing something epic, like sending the Covenant their bomb back, solidifying his status as a badass.

There have been countless talks of creating a live-action Halo film, finally bringing Master Chief to the silver screen, but they've all gone bust. Who are the best actors to play a live-action Master Chief, qualified enough to fill the role of a 6'10", 290-pound space marine from the future? Should it be someone dark and mysterious, or someone young and charming? Feel free to add any actors that aren't listed here who would rock a battle rifle. It's a big suit to fill, so they better be up to Cortana's standards.


Master Chief Fantasy Casting,

Chris Evans

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Pratt

Idris Elba

Jason Statham

Michael B. Jordan

Ryan Reynolds

Dwayne Johnson

Vin Diesel

Hugh Jackman


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Wed, 08 Mar 2017 07:49:47 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/master-chief-fantasy-casting/brandon-michaels
<![CDATA[18 Games That Let You Do Horrible Things With No Consequences]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/games-where-you-can-act-on-your-worst-instincts/jacob-shelton

In every gamer’s life, there comes a time when they grow weary of playing by the rules, when the very idea of following through on the gameplay that’s been laid out before you seems like a hideous chore, and that’s where the video games that make you a god come into play. Sometimes you don’t want to save the princess or level up so you can live a long and happy life as an honest member of society. There are days where you just want to play some video games where you can commit crimes and watch your digital world burn. Whether they’re giving you a chance to throw penguins to their deaths like you’ve always wanted to or see what would happen if you shot some unlicensed nuclear accelerators at the walls of an expensive hotel instead of chasing ghosts, what they’re really doing is allowing you to relax.

Video games where you can be evil aren’t a new invention. Creators of some of the most classic games have been normalizing insane behavior from the time they told you it was okay for a plumber to beat a gorilla to death with a hammer, it’s just that you’re finally getting hip to what they’re laying down. How do you feel about playing God via video games? Do you love it? Or are you bored and looking to expand you power to the realm of the corporeal? Vote up the games that make you the most gleeful as you commit atrocities, then leave us a comment about the worst thing you’ve ever done in real life.


18 Games That Let You Do Horrible Things With No Consequences,

Fallout

You know who plays Fallout 4 straight through like they're playing a normal game? Squares, that's who. In the most ridiculous version of the Fallout series, you can nuke stuff, build stuff, do whatever the f*ck you want - even play the game, if you're a nerd. 


Rampage World Tour

If you ever need to work off some steam, then boot up a nice game of Rampage and watch as a facsimile of King Kong smashes buildings while fighting a facsimile of Godzilla. Unlike in real life, the more you smash, the better off you are. 


The Legend of Zelda

Throughout the Legend of Zelda games, you spend your days blowing up the walls of ancient ruins, smashing pots, beating up chickens, and being a complete d*ck. And you get away with it because you're saving Hyrule from an ancient evil or something like that. 


The Simpsons Hit & Run

No list of havoc-wreaking games is complete without The Simpsons: Hit & Run, a very underrated GameCube/Xbox/PS2 classic. Think Grand Theft Auto, but everyone's yellow and there are EVEN FEWER consequences. 


The Sims

What terrible stuff can't you do in The Sims? This is the game where you're asked to literally play god in order to win or whatever it is you get out of forcing digital people to starve to death or have increasingly ugly children. 


Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

UUUUUGH SKATEBOARDERS! Throughout this game, you're not doing anything but destroying property while you grind and ollie your way to a million points. And you're stealing all of those tapes that Tony worked so hard to hide around the city. For shame. 


Minecraft

Do you ever just want to build something in the shape of a giant AK-47? Or like, make a bunch of lava burn some stuff? 


The Last of Us

To be fair, you have to survive the apocalypse somehow, so it's kind of okay that you're essentially tasked with killing all the stuff, whacking cannibals, and being a general tough guy to get your young ward Ellie to Salt Lake City so she can help save the human race. Be honest, is there anything as satisfying and beating someone to death with a pipe? 


Grand Theft Auto V

You could make a case for all the Grand Theft Auto games being the perfect way to let off your worst steam. As a player, you can pull people out of cars, beat up prostitutes, rob strangers, you know, go nuts. But Grand Theft Auto V expands the world to its natural apex, and with that world-building comes an unending amount of trouble in which to find yourself. 


Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Aside from the mortal sin that is parkour (which does no one any good ever) Assassin's Creed IV allows you to pretty much act like a giant douche without any consequences. You can rob sunken ships and no one cares! That's not your stuff! Put it back!



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Thu, 23 Feb 2017 05:13:16 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/games-where-you-can-act-on-your-worst-instincts/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[14 Outrageous Video Game Urban Legends That You Probably Believed]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/video-game-urban-legends/nathan-gibson

Myths have always been part of human society, but the Internet has allowed stories to be spread much more quickly and efficiently than ever before. In particular, video game rumors have become incredibly popular source material, as players try to find secret items or unlock hidden rooms. Inevitably, video game urban legends run rampant. 

While some of the gaming urban legends that fill forums online turn out to be true, there are countless others that are completely and utterly fictional. Some are instantly debunked by gamers, but others are able to fool huge swathes of the community. Sometimes, they become so engrained in the public consciousness that they are simply accepted as the truth – even when there is no evidence to support them.


14 Outrageous Video Game Urban Legends That You Probably Believed,

The Original Diablo And Its Secret Cow Level

Not long after Diablo was released, rumors began to circulate that it was possible to reach a secret level filled with cattle. All the player had to do was click on a lone cow in the town of Tristram a certain number of times.

The myth spread quickly and became an incredibly popular subject within the community of the game. While there was no secret cow level hidden within Diablo, Blizzard did include such levels in the sequels in response to the urban legend.


There Was A "Haunted" Copy Of Majora’s Mask

A creepypasta that circulates about The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask posits that there was a "haunted" copy of the game. Apparently, it's a saved game on the cartridge called "Ben." According to the urban legend, the saved game couldn’t be deleted and the content of the game was changed so that NPCs all referred to Link as Ben, music would play backwards, and actions would not work as intended.

The story states that the spooky copy of the game does not have any promotional art and simply has the word “Majora” written on the front in black marker pen. While the videos show that the game exists in some form, it is likely the work of hackers who have altered the game’s code rather than supernatural spirits.


Fallout 3's Cryptic Radio Messages That Predict The Future

According to multiple sources, there are hidden radio messages in Fallout 3 that predict the future. The urban legend claims that a character known as Three Dog will read out numbers in a rather depressing voice and then play a series of Morse code messages over the airwaves.

These apparently relate to dates in the real world and predict things like the death of the Queen and the BP oil disaster.  While many believed the cryptic messages did exist, Bethesda has since stated they are not part of the game and the theory is simply not true.


The Lavender Town Music In Pokemon Red And Blue Caused Suicides

The Pokémon franchise has no shortage of creepy urban legends. One such legend was centered around claims that the music from a particular location in the game caused several young children in Japan to commit suicide.

The legend stated that the soundtrack in Lavender Town was so depressing it was driving people to kill themselves. This was possibly linked to the fact that the in-game town effectively acted as a cemetery for deceased Pokémon, planting the idea of death into the minds of players. However, the theme song didn’t cause suicidal thoughts. Because of course it didn't - it's just a game. 


The Triforce Being Available In Ocarina Of Time

The Triforce is the most powerful item in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Effectively, it gives the wielder unlimited power and abilities. However, it is not an obtainable item within the game, even though there is an apparent space for it in the inventory screen.

This led many to believe the Triforce may be hidden within the title. In 1999, in fact, one gamer claimed they had found the Triforce. After posting vague hints about where to find it, the player eventually handed over screenshots that showed Link learning a new song and going to a new area before finally getting his hands on the secret item. Eagle-eyed fans were able to spot errors within the screenshots, though, and proved that they were fake.


Polybius Was A Government Controlled Arcade Game That Had Dangerous Side Effects

The legend of Polybius is so prominent that it was even featured in an episode of The Simpsons. According to stories, the arcade game was frequently visited by government officials who would record data from the machine.

The game itself was capable of inducing a variety of side effects, including insomnia, stress, night terrors, and amnesia. However, there is no actual evidence that the game even existed in the first place. Most experts believe the legend sprang from tales of the FBI raiding machines that were tampered with for gambling. 


Mew Was Hiding Under A Van In Pokemon Red And Blue

Pokemon Red & Blue became one of the biggest phenomena in gaming when it initially released, selling millions of copies worldwide and inspiring countless spin-offs and other media products. This obviously led to plenty of rumors and urban legends spreading about the game, the most infamous being that you could catch the rare Pokémon Mew by pushing a truck. The claim came from the fact the truck was in a strange place and didn’t seem to serve any other function, but it had no way of awarding a player with Mew.


There Was A Code To Make Lara Croft Naked In Tomb Raider

When Tomb Raider released on the PlayStation 1 back in 2001, the game became a huge hit. Its protagonist, Lara Croft, also became something of a sex symbol. Considering how a huge portion of the audience for the game was teenage boys, it should come as no surprise that rumors quickly began to spread that there was a cheat code that would make the buxom character appear naked.

This urban legend spread quickly via word of mouth, and before long almost everyone playing the game was looking for the code. The only problem was that it simply did not exist. The entire idea of a nude cheat had simply been an invention.


Blowing On Nintendo Cartridges Made Them Work

Every kid who grew up in the late 1980s or early 1990s knew that the best way to get a game cartridge to work properly was to blow on it. This would (apparently) remove any dirt or dust and make the title work perfectly again – even if it took a few tries. Well, blowing into the cartridges actually did not help at all, even though almost everybody did it.

The truth is that most times when a game did not load up, it was because the pins were not connected properly. Removing the cartridge to blow into it before reinserting it just gave the pins another chance to line up correctly. In fact, blowing into the games was actually harmful, damaging the pins and causing them to corrode.


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Contained A Bigfoot

Considering the popularity of the Grand Theft Auto series, it make sense that the franchise has inspired its fair share of urban legends. The most famous of these concerns a hidden Bigfoot (or Sasquatch, if you're nasty) who can allegedly be found in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Despite the fact that the developer has consistently said there is no Bigfoot in the game and no definitive proof has ever surfaced to confirm its existence, many people still hunt for the elusive creature in groups online.



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Thu, 29 Dec 2016 08:30:58 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/video-game-urban-legends/nathan-gibson
<![CDATA[13 Facts About The Halo Universe Most Fans Don't Know]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/halo-universe-facts/nathan-gibson

The Halo franchise has become one of the biggest in gaming over the past two decades. Halo: Combat Evolved effectively launched the original Xbox console for Microsoft and set the tone for first-person shooters on consoles in a way that had not been done since GoldenEye 007 on the Nintendo 64. Most fans of the series, however, are probably be unaware of the fascinating Halo universe facts that exist outside of the basic Halo plot.  

The series has grown to encompass all forms of media outside of gaming, thanks to its huge fanbase and popularity. While hardcore players might be aware of the novels, television shows, and comics that provide extra material to enjoy, most will probably not even be aware that they exist. There are plenty of things about the Halo universe story that many fans will not know, and some trivia that may surprise even the most dedicated Halo players.


13 Facts About The Halo Universe Most Fans Don't Know,

The Spartans Were Kidnapped As Children And Genetically Altered To Become Super Soldiers

While the Spartans in the Halo franchise may appear to be normal human soldiers inside metal armor, the truth is far more gruesome. In the novel Halo: Fall of Reach, it's revealed that Master Chief and his companions were actually kidnapped when they were just six years old and taken to a secret military facility.

There, they were trained both physically and psychologically to become the best possible soldiers before being genetically altered through extensive biological and cybernetic augmentations. This gave the space marines (well, those that survived anyway) more strength, bigger bodies, greater intelligence, and the ability to interact directly with AI.


Master Chief Was The First Video Game Waxwork Created By Madame Tussauds

Madame Tussauds immortalized Master Chief in the form of a waxwork, due to Halo's massive popularity. While the waxwork has been loaned out to various galleries, exhibitions, and events over the years, it has a permanent home in Las Vegas.

The 7’2” statue weights an impressive 275 pounds and took ten artists almost 900 hours to complete. According to the company, it was the first time a video game character had been recreated by Madame Tussauds in their history.


Halo Began Life As An RTS For Mac

While Bungie created games for a number of different platforms during their early years, they specifically concentrated on the Macintosh with most of their titles. When they created a real-time strategy game called Halo, it was due to release on the Macintosh as an exclusive.

The game was slated to feature a third-person perspective and give players the chance to direct troops against the enemy alien forces. Microsoft, however, showed interest in the title for its new Xbox console and acquired the developer. The game was reformatted into the more mainstream first-person shooter that fans love today. 


The Sound For Elites Speaking In Halo: Combat Evolved Was Reversed English

One of the most interesting things about Halo: Combat Evolved was how alien the Covenant seemed to be. This was helped by the special language that the Elites used when talking in the game. Rather than come up with a new language or waste time and money on hiring additional voice actors, the developers simply reversed and slowed down audio from other parts of the game.

The most obvious example is with the common “wort, wort, wort!” cry that they do throughout the campaign. In reality, it's simply the clip of Sgt. Johnson saying “go, go, go!” played backwards.


The War With The Covenant Started 27 Years Before The First Game

Halo: Combat Evolved might be the first game in the Halo franchise ,and one of the first canonically, but it did not feature the beginning of the war between humanity and the Covenant. The game starts some 27 years after the war had actually broken out (as detailed in the novel Halo: Fall of Reach), with the alien force having wiped out almost all of the colonies that humans created since gaining faster-than-light travel. This also means that Master Chief is a grizzled soldier by the time of the original game, 40 years old by the time you get to take control of him.


Halo 3 Had More Than 35,000 Lines Of Dialogue

The sound designers at Bungie were always careful to include as much content as possible for players, in terms of both music and dialogue. While cutscenes played a major role in the storytelling, the developers also wanted to make the battlefield seem dynamic and alive, prompting them to record more than 35,000 lines of dialogue for Halo 3. This allowed enemies and allies in the different levels to have their own unique speeches that could be triggered in a variety of ways.


Halo Almost Didn’t Have A Multiplayer Mode

When Halo was changed from an RTS to a first-person shooter, almost everyone at the developer was forced into working on it to meet a strict deadline and cut costs. This led to the project leads, Alex Seropian and Jason Jones, cutting the multiplayer aspect in the interests of saving time.

When Michael Evans and Hardy LeBel, two employees who were working on Oni, heard about this, they set about resurrecting the mode by themselves. The finished multiplayer experience was completed in just the last couple of weeks before release, and was only included in the title at the very last minute.


The Cliffhanger In Halo 2 Was Never Planned

Continuing problems in the development of Halo 2 meant that entire portions of the campaign had to be trimmed down or cut entirely. With no working version of the game for almost a year, artists, designers, and programmers were unable to test their creations in the title.

This all culminated in Halo 2 essentially being cut in half from what the studio had originally intended. The fact that the game was scaled back so much led to the infamous cliffhanger that upset so many fans. "The cliffhanger wasn't part of the plan," explained Joseph Staten. "And yes, over-ambition was absolutely the cause."


John Mayer Secretly Played On Two Halo 2 Tracks

Halo 2 is widely considered to have one of the best videogame soundtracks of all time. While it was mostly the work of Martin O’Donnell and his partner Michael Salvatori, there were some notable inclusions from bands such as Breaking Benjamin, Incubus, and Hoobastank.

However, one of the musical cameos remained a secret for a very long time. O’Donnell revealed in a 2014 documentary that singer-songwriter John Mayer played guitar on two of the tracks. Apparently, Mayer is a big fan of the series and it didn’t take much persuasion to get him to lend a hand off the books.


Halo 2 Drastically Changed During Development

The success of Halo: Combat Evolved ensured a sequel. When Bungie showed off Halo 2 at E3 in 2003, it appeared as if they were well on their way to creating an exciting successor to their first Xbox game. Unfortunately, things were not going as smoothly with the developer as the trailer suggested.

With just a year to go before the game was due to ship, the team essentially scrapped the project, including the graphics engine, and started again. This led to major changes in the game.



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Fri, 17 Feb 2017 03:36:55 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/halo-universe-facts/nathan-gibson
<![CDATA[17 Absurd Japanese Dating Sims That Actually Exist]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/weirdest-japanese-dating-sims-ever-made/jacob-shelton

What are Japanese dating sims? Well, they’re kind of exactly what they sound like, except they’re totally weird in a million different, unimaginable ways. Dating sims are games where you play as a man, woman, or genderless person who is trying to win the love of something (human or otherwise) via text based commands. Like bizarre Japanese animal themed cafes or insane Japanese kid shows, the island nation took a simple idea and just sort of ran buckwild with it. 

These games have a lot in common with the early Final Fantasy games minus all of the magic, bloodshed, and floating pirate ships. Because there are myriad tastes in the world, there are a lot of different weird dating sims, and this list is going to try and parse what goes into some of the strangest dating sims that have ever been created.

Imagine a thing. No, for real, like just any ol' thing. Got it? Well, there’s a weird Japanese dating sim about whatever it is that’s on your mind. Do you want to date a bug? You can do that. Do you want to date a ukulele playing dinosaur? You can definitely do that. The far out Japanese dating sims that you’re about to discover range from the mostly wholesome to the straight-up creepy. Can you really say you’re surprised that a dating simulation would have unsettling undertones? If you’ve played any of these dating sims don’t be embarrassed, the games look fun – albeit incredibly tedious – and how many people can say that they’ve taken a bug-creature dressed like a Japanese school girl out on a date? 


17 Absurd Japanese Dating Sims That Actually Exist,

Aka No Prince ~Koi No Jintai Rensei~

Aka no Prince (Filth Prince) has one of the most insane concepts that's ever been used in a game. All you do in Filth Prince is raise a glob of sentient dirt and skin cells until it becomes a cat, and then a very handsome man whom you end up falling in love with.

Disgusting? Yes, but you don't get a filth prince without getting a little, you know, filthy. That being said, "Filth Prince" is an amazing black metal band name and you should start working on your illegible logo now. 


Tomak: Save The Earth Love Story

At their core, every dating sim is kind of creepy. They all make objects out of whomever the romantic interest is (usually a woman), but in this case your love interest is literally an object. More accurately, it's the disembodied head of a woman in a potted plant.

The plot of this story is a doozy, and it involves a love goddess coming to Earth to prove that love is real, except her body is still in heaven and she's stuck in a flower pot. Oh, and if you let your plant-goddess-girlfriend die the Devil blows up the planet. Or something? It's real weird.

 


Hatoful Boyfriend

You know how everytime you're out and about and you see a bunch of pigeons eating an old piece of bread and you're like, "YES, PLEASE!" Well there's a dating sim where you can work out those very specific tendencies.

In this game you're the only human attending a school for pigeons (duh) and you're trying to fit in as best your can while leveling up your character in order to be able to better date specific pigeons. It's not clear if there's a "best pigeon" to date, but just getting a date with any one of those sky-rats seems like a win.


Paca Plus

PacaPlus or My Girlfriend Is An Alpaca, finally answers the question of what would happen if your girlfriend turned into an alpaca. So way to go, humanity. We can all pack it in. Your dromedary lover is not just any alpaca, however, she's an alpaca that has all the memories and feelings of your girlfriend and wants to maintain your relationship.

This game is deeply unsettling, not only because you either have to learn how your girlfriend turned into a fuzzy llama-horse-thing so you can change her back, or continue loving her the way she is, but also because your alpaca girlfriend is wearing a school girl outfit and a lot of blush. It's genuinely hard to watch the game's walkthrough, let alone actually play it. 


Creature To Koi Shiyo! Kokonoe Kokoro

With a lot of Japanese dating sims you have to wait a few minutes to let the weirdness sink in, but not in Creature To Koi Shiyo! Kokonoe Kokoro (which kind of translates to Let’s Fall In Love With Creatures!) Yes, let's. 

The goal of the game is to date a giant cricket that's dressed like one of the gals from Sailor Moon. Oh, also she/it is one of your childhood friends. Keep in mind that there aren't any other giant cricket-things in the game. Did David Cronenberg secretly fund this game?


Gakuen Handsome

Human standards of beauty are weird enough as it is, but this game posits a world where how handsome you are depends on how sharp your chin is. This is insane and wonderful.

As crazy as it sounds, most of the gameplay involves going to class and putting up with the advances of your teacher who insists on introducing you as his fianceé on your first day of class. You know, regular school stuff.  


Jurassic Heart

First of all, Jurassic Heart is a great name. It's the kind of pun that makes you want to blow a kiss to the wind. But enough about the Jurassic Park puns, how's the gameplay? Well it's a pretty straightforward dating sim, except you're trying to win over a T-Rex that plays a ukulele.

If you play your cards right, you can learn that your bashful lizard suitor became afraid of showing off his skills on the ukulele because he was made fun of during a recital when he dropped his twee instrument in front of everyone. What a romantic story. 


Mr. Massagy

Mr. Massagy isn't just a dating sim, it's also a massage simulator! So if you want to bone up on your massage skills, or feel like you just want to find out how the other half lives (in this scenario, the other half are all masseuses) then you owe it to your yourself to try out Mr. Massagy.

The game play is as straight-forward as these things can get. First you open a dating app that looks similar to Tinder and then you go on a date. If the date goes well enough you get to massage someone and then you get points. So, pretty much exactly like real life. 

 

 


Uma No Prince-Sama

What are the two things all women love (if you're a sexist monster)? Horses and princes. So obviously the big money on bringing women into the mobile gaming market is to put those two things together into one very strange dating sim.

In Uma No Prince-Sama, you play a woman who has to woo a horse with a man's head by feeding him carrots and making him run on a treadmill. There's no winning this game because if you're dating a horse-prince you've already won. 


Brother Falls In Love!

Who hasn't wanted to date an affordable, reliable printer? They'll never leave you for a better job in a better city with more printers that are a safer bet to start a family with - sorry this got way too personal.

Anyway, in Brother Falls In Love! your only goal is to date the new guy in school, a printer whose favorite color ink is magenta. Also, this printer really loves to play soccer, so get ready to try to wrap your head around watching a printer jumping into the sun during an afternoon at the park. 



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Thu, 09 Feb 2017 09:36:14 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/weirdest-japanese-dating-sims-ever-made/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[24 Video Game Titles That Sound Like Porn]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/video-game-titles-that-sound-dirty/jacob-shelton

The extreme detail developers put into creating videos games is often skimped when it comes to marketing, which leads to some awkward moments in gaming advertising. When something like the title is overlooked, it can open the door to all sorts of dirty interpretations. While gaming itself has no problem presenting anything as sexy, the dirty-sounding video games on this list hold the most (likely) unintentionally porn-worthy titles in the history of gaming.

Dirty titles make their way into every genre, ranging from first-person shooters to educational games; at some point in the creation of the games, developers become lost in their work and don’t realize the double entendre they've created for millions of teenage boys to giggle about over Xbox Live. Have fun with these video game titles that sound an awful lot like porn. Maybe you could make a game out of figuring out whether or not the title you're reading is actually a porn or not – one of these titles has even crossed over. Enjoy your incognito Google searching!


24 Video Game Titles That Sound Like Porn,

BlowOut

Elevator Action

Pole Position

Super Smash Bros.

Five Nights at Freddy's

Top Hat Willy

Pump It Up

Mr. Driller

Super Munchers

Meat Boy


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Thu, 23 Feb 2017 05:22:36 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/video-game-titles-that-sound-dirty/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[All The Food That's Smooshed Into Your Video Game Controllers Right Now]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/all-the-food-smashed-into-your-video-game-controllers/jacob-shelton

Admit it: as much as you tell people that you never eat snacks and game because it gets your controller greasy, the moment you’ve got the weekend to yourself, you’re shoving your fingers into jars of onion dip while you watch cut scenes or wait to respawn. It’s totally fine! Everyone does it and you shouldn’t be ashamed of your caveman-like instincts to feed and kill (or feed and roll a sticky ball around a countryside while it grows exponentially). Now that your love of gamer food is out in the open, what’s your favorite thing to snack on while you play? There are some specific gaming foods that everyone loves, and most of it is the perfect consistency to get crammed into your controller when you’re not paying attention.

The best video game food is the kind that can be held with one hand, thus making it easier to snack on while you’re button-mashing or trying to level up your character. The nerd food that most gamers gravitate towards are snacks that can be quickly grabbed and shoved into your face without having to take your eyes off of the game. Savory or sweet, it doesn’t matter, as long as it doesn’t get in the way of whatever you’re playing. For whatever reason, the same snacks that are easy to eat are also some of the messiest foods known to gaming history. Check out all the snack foods that are probably gunking up your controllers, and then take a trip to the freezer aisle of your local supermarket to stock up on some tasty treats. 


All The Food That's Smooshed Into Your Video Game Controllers Right Now,

Bagel Bites

Burrito

Pizza

Quesadilla

Ramen

Taco Bell

Potato Chips

Funyuns

Cheetos

Goldfish


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Thu, 23 Feb 2017 04:23:27 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/all-the-food-smashed-into-your-video-game-controllers/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[13 Reasons The Whole Damn Zelda Franchise Is Overrated]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/reasons-the-zelda-franchise-is-overrated/jacob-shelton

Legend of Zelda sucks. The game defined an entire generation of gamers, and inspired a series of epic Zelda tattoos that let everyone know there are totally cool nerds now, Mom. But even the most die-hard fans are aware that there are some serious problems with the franchise. Seriously, people spend an inordinate amount of time on crazy Legend of Zelda fan theories just to rationalize some of the problems with the series. 

Despite releasing a bevy of ho-hum games, the Legend of Zelda is still considered to be one of the greatest gaming franchises ever, but why? How does a series of games achieve such a revered status in the hierarchy of gaming? Even hardcore fans admit that there are far more innovative games, and that when it comes to game play the series could use some vast improvements. But players still refuse to admit that the series as a whole is overrated. If you haven’t already flown into an uncontrollable berserker rage, continue reading to find out why the Legend of Zelda is overrated, and why it’s okay if you don’t care.

Is Zelda overrated? Yes. You’re lying to yourself if you can't admit that high scores on Metacritic and game of the year accolades are being given mostly out of nostalgia for the franchise. You may be clawing at your eyes from the very idea that every Legend of Zelda game isn’t amazing, but you need to realize that part of being a fan is acknowledging the imperfections in the thing you love. Zelda will always be an important piece of the history of gaming, but that doesn’t mean that it’s not wildly overrated.  


13 Reasons The Whole Damn Zelda Franchise Is Overrated,

The Games Are Built On An Intoxicating Foundation Of Nostalgia

Admit it, the reason you love the Legend of Zelda franchise is purely nostalgia-based. There's nothing else that can explain why you continue to play the same game wrapped in new trappings. It's okay to be nostalgic about something that meant the world to you when you were a kid. Maybe A Link to the Past was the first game you ever beat by yourself. 

Or maybe your family couldn't afford video games, but you played Ocarina of Time in the electronics aisle of Wal-Mart every time your mom went grocery shopping, and when you finally had your own money the first thing you bought was a Nintendo 64 and that exact same game. These games should be special to us, sometimes they can be our best friends. But just because you have soft spot for the games in your heart doesn't mean that they're above criticism. Once you come down from your Zelda high, you'll see how much of a dork you're being and realize the games are kind of overrated. 


There's Just So Much Filler

There are some legitimately cool moments in each Legend of Zelda game. The Helmasaur King, Dark Link, and the first time Link went to the underworld stick out as memorable moments, but everyone has their favorites.

However, in a game that takes an incredibly long time to beat, interesting things in the Zelda games are too few and far in between. Most of the games are spent running errands in hopes of earning a new hookshot, which doesn't exactly make for exciting gameplay. 


The Franchise Is Just An Annual Attempt To Squeeze You Dry

Let's do the math: there have been at least 20 Legend of Zelda games released since 1986, including console and handheld platforms (although don't forget the barn burner that wasn't Wand of Gamelon). How many of them have you actually enjoyed playing? Three? Four?

Even if you're going to front and say that you like all of the console games (which you don't) that's still not even half of the detritus that Nintendo throws out so you'll keep giving them money to prove you're a loyal fan. Do you know how little Nintendo respects you? They've released A Link to the Past three times in three different formats. Once as the original game, and twice as Four Swords.

Sure, Four Swords has that really fun multi-player rupee collecting game, but it's just A Link to the Past. To reiterate: the same game has been released three f*cking times. As much as you may enjoy A Link to the Past, it's not "buy it three times" good. 


It's Not Immediately Enjoyable

You may not know this, but you're going to die soon. Do you really have time to play a game for 10+ hours before it becomes fun? When you were 16 it was completely fine for you to be playing Majora's Mask all weekend and not make any headway, but now you don't have time to slog through hours of gameplay (what with your inevitable demise looming ever closer and all) before you lock in and start "enjoying" yourself. Either you need to stop playing Zelda games or Nintendo needs to start trying to make the games more fun from the beginning. 


The Fans Are Insufferable

You're so mad right now. You're seething as you read this because no one understands the Legend of Zelda the way you do. Your dreams take place in Hyrule, you've got a triforce on the back of your calf and the bumper of your Subaru, you've named your cat Sahasrahla, and you can't handle it when someone criticizes the games you love.

Angry fan boys are one of the main reasons that the Zelda series has become so exhausting. Rather than allow an open dialogue and free exchange of ideas on the subject, these nerds shut down anything that doesn't parrot the party line of "95% on Metacritic." 


How Many Times Is Ganon Going To Try To Destroy Hyrule?

Seriously, what's up with Ganon y'all? Why must he and Link be locked in a Sisyphean struggle against each other until the Earth explodes? After three decades, Link should be able to see other villains. It's really not fair to him, or to the players, to continue recycling the same relationship for the sake of familiarity.

And to be honest, fans would probably freak out if they got to the end of a game and didn't have to face off with the same bad guy they've been dealing with forever. It's an easy way to provoke some genuine emotion, Nintendo. Get your collective head out of the sand. 


Yikes, That Dialogue

This isn't a complaint about dialogue boxes that ends in a call for voice acting to take over the Zelda universe. Quite the opposite actually. The classic dialogue boxes that you have to scroll through are oddly comforting in a world full of games that feature legitimate voice actors.

But if Nintendo is going to continue to use those beautiful dialogue boxes, then they've got to write some better phrases for the main baddie. To wit: "Do you sleep still? Wait! Do not be so hasty, boy... I can see this girl's dreams... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans as far as the eye can see. They are vast seas... None can swim across them... They yield no fish to catch... What did the King of Hyrule say?... That the gods sealed Hyrule away?"  

Ugh. Was that Ganon or the rough draft of a Terry Brooks novel? It might be worth it to do away with dialogue boxes all together in favor of getting someone like Mickey Rourke to deliver that overflowing closet of a monologue. 


The Stories Are Never That Great

As much as you may enjoy the Legend of Zelda games, there's one aspect that everyone completely glosses over when they discuss the series: the complete lack of a story. There's always a catalyst for Link to go out and save Hyrule. He usually has to grab the Zelda sword, rescue some princesses from a series of crystals, or explain to them that they're actually sages or whatever, and then fight Ganon, probably. That's not a good story.

It's forgivable for that to be the plot of a game in 1986, but after over 30 years you would think that a developer would decide to do something interesting with the narrative rather than allowing it to play on a loop for all of eternity. 


If You've Played One Zelda Game You've Played Them All

Link leaves for a quest, gets a special sword, finds out that the quest he's on isn't the main quest, then goes on another, bigger quest. Quick, which Legend of Zelda game does that describe? All of them. The answer is all of them. Despite all of the innovative visuals, stylish weapon and equipment updates, and legitimately gorgeous music, each Zelda game is nothing more than a slight variation on the original Legend of Zelda.

The in-betweens are altered with every new release, but that's a necessity. How many times can you bother Zora for a pair of boots or whatever? But why are all the games the same? Evidence points to Zelda II: The Adventures of Link as being the catalyst behind such a homogenous series. Nintendo's side scrolling misstep is the one time that they branched out with their elven hero, and gamers are still ripping them for it to this day.  


The User Interface Is A Nightmare And You Know It

Is there anything more frustrating than unboxing the newest version of your favorite franchise and discovering that you have restructure how you hold your hands? Chances are you've spent hundreds of hours playing the previous version of Zelda, and your fingers have learned to effortlesly manipulate your controller across its buttons and track pad.

You no longer need to mash to get what you want, delicacy is something you can apply even in a final dungeon. But then you're stuck with an all-new interface and your confident hands have become cumbersome cudgels, unsure of where to move or how to do it. Would it kill Nintendo to keep everything the same for two games in a row? Is there some kind of witch's curse keeping them from making anything easy on their fans? 



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Thu, 23 Feb 2017 05:50:40 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/reasons-the-zelda-franchise-is-overrated/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[22 Things You Only Understand If You Grew Up on Console Video Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/signs-you-grew-up-playing-console-video-games/stephanroget

Video gaming and the culture surrounding it have gone mainstream. What used to be a niche hobby is now enjoyed by people of all ages, thanks to the advent of smartphones and tablets. But ask any longtime gamer, and they'll tell you: you just aren't a gamer if you didn't grow up with a console.

Growing up on console video games was a truly unique experience. Newbies don't understand what it's like to play console video games, and the specific triumphs and tragedies that come along with this type of equipment. From fighting with friends over Sega versus Nintendo or losing your instruction manual in the couch cushions, there were countless aspects to growing up on consoles that you had to experience for yourself to understand - preferably while sitting uncomfortably close to a television screen.

Read through this list of things you understand if you grew up on console video games, and vote your personal picks for most relatable up to the top.


22 Things You Only Understand If You Grew Up on Console Video Games,

Renting Games

Space For Notes At The End Of Instruction Booklets

Red, Yellow, And White A/V Plug-Ins

Sitting Way Too Close To The TV

Not Being Able To Save Your Progress

Blowing On Cartridges

Controller Cords Being Too Short

Not Having Enough Controllers

Having To Use The Reset Button Due To Freezing

Memory Cards


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Wed, 22 Feb 2017 03:06:33 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/signs-you-grew-up-playing-console-video-games/stephanroget
<![CDATA[14 Video Games That Totally Deserve A Rerelease Or Remake]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/video-game-rerelease-wishlist/joedonley

If you were a kid with a gaming system that grew up in the late '90s to the mid-2000s, chances are you've played some genre-defining titles that made an impact on the industry, but were left behind by their developers after the fact. A lot of this is due to an industry-wide increase in microtransactions and the notion that bonus DLC is an acceptable replacement for a complete game. Other times, games are just too dated and need a total revamp - this is especially true for GameCube and Nintendo 64 titles. But wouldn't you love to see some of those classic old games rereleased? Check out this list of video games that should be rereleased or get an HD remake!


14 Video Games That Totally Deserve A Rerelease Or Remake,

Burnout

The Burnout series is a great example of how you can incorporate one simple mechanic into a racing game and totally change the atmosphere: you can get points based on how much damage your car sustains. This game-changing system is what made this series so much fun for players that don't want to get lost in the competitive nature of the games and instead can take a break to cause as much chaos as possible. 

The last entry into the Burnout series was in 2008 with Burnout Paradise on the PS3, Xbox 360, and PC, and fans have been itching for the next installment in the series. Unfortunately, developer Criterion Games stated in 2013 that they wanted to move away from the racing genre, dashing hopes for a follow-up title anytime soon.


Chrono Trigger

Chrono Trigger was released in 1995 and is regarded as one of the best games of its genre, spawning fan campaigns for both official HD remakes and unofficial. One such fan remake, Chrono Resurrection, went so far as to release a playable version depicting fully rendered 3D models and characters from the original game. Square Enix quickly put a stop to this by filing a cease-and-desist order but hasn't really touched the property since.

Presently, the game is available on iOS and Android, but it's still in its SNES graphic glory, or lack thereof. For a game that has such a following behind it, this surely deserves to be looked at for a future HD rerelease.


Final Fantasy V

One of the most under-appreciated Final Fantasy titles, Final Fantasy V offers one of the most customizable job systems in the series and maybe in any RPG ever published. The closest thing FFV has gotten to a remake is Final Fantasy XI, which shares the main job/sub job system, but apart from that, FFV remains in the company of FFVI as the final two non-3D titles in the series.

Apart from being a great game combat-wise, the story is phenomenal and its classic JRPG mechanics garnered tons of fans. Square, at the time of the game's release (that's 1992 on the SNES), believed that FFV would be too difficult for American audiences and it wasn't released outside of Japan until 1999 on the PlayStation. More releases followed in 2006 on the Game Boy Advance and 2014 on Steam, iOS and Android. In spite of this, the game has never received the full HD treatment it deserves that lesser games in the series (FFIII and FFIV) have.


Golden Sun

Oh dear. Golden Sun and it's sequel, Golden Sun: The Lost Age, are so good. SO GOOD. After nearly a decade of waiting and complaining, Nintendo and Camelot released a third title in the series, Dark Dawn, which fell short of capturing the magic of its processors. There was no way it could have lived up to the expectations that fans of the series had, which is really a shame. That, combined with the fact that the title came out 7 years after The Lost Age, probably made it seem like the popularity of the series had passed.

This is a series that needs to be revisited and should honestly be played by everyone, everywhere. Unfortunately, Nintendo had the bright idea of restricting distribution of these two titles, originally released on the Gameboy Advance, to the Wii U Virtual Console. Like... what? Where's the logic in that? At this point, the only thing that might revive the franchise is a full reboot that ideally keeps the same difficulty curve or simply a re-release on the 3DS or NX.


.hack//INFECTION

A cult classic, the .hack// game series grew in popularity largely due to the interconnected universe Bandai Namco and CyberConnect created between all the titles under the .hack// umbrella. Because of this, the four-part game series (Infection, Mutation, Outbreak, and Quarantine) created this incredible niche of a simulated MMORPG experience that really hasn't been replicated since. This was the first game of its kind to incorporate "email" interactions with NPCs that offer massive character development, in addition to both physical and digital world building experiences.

Apart from their initial release on the PlayStation 2, none of the .hack// games have ever made it to the PlayStation Store, and given how MMORPGs are on the downswing, gamers might like the simulated experience combined with the hack and slash battle mechanics because dealing with random people on the Internet sucks.


Phantasy Star Universe

Phantasy Star Universe is a unique title that has three modes of play: a main story campaign that was an offline, single-player game with a pre-established character, a separate offline mode with a customizable character and accelerated leveling, and a separate online mode where you could access expansion content and play together with friends.

Because expansion content was restricted to online mode and the servers shut down in 2012, those storylines are now lost until the game is released again. This is obviously frustrating for players that spent money on said expansions and can no longer go back and play content they paid for. Apart from releasing this title again on principle alone, the game has an awesome battle system and some pretty killer graphics for the time.


Pokémon Snap

In perhaps the biggest missed opportunity in the history of the gaming industry, Nintendo, creator of the Wii U Controller with a built-in screen, only re-released a direct port of the original Pokemon Snap on the Wii U Virtual Console in Europe and Japan in August 2017. That's right - not even an HD remake. And there was a seven-month release delay for North America. Considering the lackluster sales of the Wii U, you'd think the gaming giant would try to salvage the wasted ingenuity by developing a remake of something that's effectively perfect for the platform.

Even an HD re-release on the 3DS would be an amazing addition to their gaming library. Nintendo has already made cash grabs with handheld versions of classic hits like Super Mario 64, Ocarina of Time 3D, and Starfox 64, and given the Pokemon Snap-like features of the Poke Finder in Pokemon Sun and Moon, it's hard to imagine what's stopping them.


Star Wars: Rogue Squadron

Since the Disney buyout of Lucasfilm in 2012 ushered in massive layoffs of developers at LucasArts and the multi-year license with EA Games went into effect, there really haven't been any fantastic Star Wars games of note. What we have seen is honestly kind of half-assed. A handful of Star Wars: The Old Republic expansions that effectively take place in the Legends timeline, and Star Wars Battlefront, which is graphically beautiful, but substantially hollow, falling victim to DLC syndrome.

Given the nature of Disney and Lucasfilm and their desire to keep the new Star Wars canon wrapped up in a tight little bow, a revival of the Rogue Squadron series would be the perfect solution. Single-player missions that strictly follow the canon timeline not only provide an immersive experience for canon junkies, but it acts as a gateway for casual players to explore the richness of the Star Wars universe while flying an X-Wing as Luke, Wedge, Poe, or even Wexley.


Super Mario Sunshine

A mainstay on every Nintendo device, Mario titles are almost always great, but Super Mario Sunshine is absolutely the best of the bunch. In it, you play as Mario, just trying to chill out on a tropical vacation when someone who looks just like you starts graffitiing the whole island. You get blamed and you have to clean the graffiti using a device called the FLUDD while also trying to track down your doppelganger. Released in 2002 for the GameCube, Sunshine has never seen a re-release on any console, likely due to the lack of sensitivity controls on newer controllers and handheld systems, which are critical for controlling the FLUDD's water pressure.

This iteration of Mario needs to be rereleased simply for the fact that it's an incredible game and new generations of gamers have no idea what they're missing.


The Oregon Trail

Yup. After the (amazing) tabletop version of the gameOregon Trail totally deserves a Skyrim-inspired action-adventure RPG where you get to die of dysentery in full 4k glory while dragging supplies back to your covered wagons.

How ridiculous would that be?

It will never, ever happen, but there's something to be said about the notion of having a game centered around exploration for the sake of survival in a massively open world while not having to worry about preventing a cataclysm from a big bad that just makes you feel warm and fuzzy.



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<![CDATA[The 20+ Best Nintendo Switch Exclusives]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-exclusive-games/ranker-games

Nintendo hardcores know that there's one reason you buy Nintendo consoles - the exclusive titles. For all those doubting the newest system, here are all the upcoming and current best Nintendo Switch exclusives, ranked by anticipation and quality. So far, the heavy hitter Switch exclusives are The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Super Mario Odyssey, Splatoon 2, and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, all of which will be available to play in 2017.

Some fans are depressed that more exclusives for Switch haven't been announced, asking where franchises like Metroid, F-Zero, and Donkey Kong Country are. However, with Zelda receiving a near perfect score from most gaming outlets, it's probably better than Nintendo is promoting quality over quantity for their newest console.

Rank this list of all Nintendo Switch exclusives by voting up the best games, and also the upcoming Switch exclusives that you are dying to play.


The 20+ Best Nintendo Switch Exclusives,

Splatoon 2

Release Date: Q2/Q3 2017


Fast RMX

Release Date: March 3, 2017


Xenoblade Chronicles 2

Release Date: TBD 2017


Super Mario Odyssey

Release Date: Holiday 2017


Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Release Date: April 25, 2017


Fire Emblem Warriors

Release Date: Q3, 2017


Arms

Release Date: Q1/Q2 2017


Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers

Release Date: TBD 2017


Super Bomberman R

Release Date: March 3, 2017


Seasons of Heaven

Release Date: TBA



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<![CDATA[14 Things You Didn't Know About Shigeru Miyamoto]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/shigeru-miyamoto-facts/anna-lindwasser

Shigeru Miyamoto, born on November 16, 1952, in Sonobe, Japan, a small town near Kyoto, is one of the most influential and important figures in video game history. Originally hired straight out of college by Nintendo, Miyamoto quickly proved his worth. Over a career that has spanned decades, he has created countless enduring titles in multiple genres, including Mario, Donkey Kong, The Legend of Zelda, Star Fox, F-Zero, Pikman, Wave Racer, Ice Climbers, Nintendogs, and more. He was rated the greatest designer of all time by IGN, and Time magazine has even referred to him as "the Steven Spielberg of video games."

Miyamoto is clearly a gaming legend, but there’s a lot of fun facts that casual Nintendo fans might not know about the man who made their favorite games. Want to know who this king of gaming really is? You’re about to find out.


14 Things You Didn't Know About Shigeru Miyamoto,

He's Notoriously Difficult To Track Down

Miyamoto has a reputation for being difficult to track down. Interviewers, even interviewers from publications as prestigious as The New Yorker, have to do some leg work to find him. Few photographs of him exist, and he rarely appears in person while in Japan, preferring to do so overseas. Apparently, Miyamoto doesn’t want his fellow countrymen to recognize him, because if they did, they’d never leave him alone. If Americans recognize him from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, at least he doesn’t have to deal with them when he’s trying to walk his dog. 

For the same reason, he hardly ever gives autographs. So, if you do have a Shigeru Miyamoto autograph, maybe check eBay to see how much money you can get for it.


Nintendo Won't Let Him Bike To Work

In the early days of his career at Nintendo, Miyamoto used to walk or bike to work. Once he become an indispensable part of the company, Nintendo began to insist that Miyamoto drive, for safety’s sake. While Japan does have a pretty low rate of car accidents, it seems doubtful that driving is much safer than walking, but that’s the logic Nintendo is working with.

How Miyamoto feels about this arguably intrusive mandate is unknown, but he does seem to be using the time well - he often listens to music on his commute, which he’ll unpack and learn to play during breaks at the office.  


He's Talked Sh*t About Donkey Kong Country In The Past

In 1994, Miyamoto was quoted as saying "Donkey Kong Country proves that players will put up with mediocre gameplay as long as the art is good.” BURN.

What brought on this hostility? Well, Rare, the studio that was contracted to make Donkey Kong Country, was able to put together a game with graphics that Nintendo loved. In fact, Nintendo loved it so much that it ordered that all other games should have similar graphics. This put a lot of pressure on Miyamoto, who was currently working on Yoshi's Island. Sounds like somebody was jealous.

Miyamoto has since backed off from this statement, claiming that he actually does like Donkey Kong Country. Maybe we’ll know how he really feels when he retires?  


He Carries A Measuring Tape Everywhere So He Can Measure Things For Funsies

In an interview with Satoru Iwata about the Wii Fit Plus, Miyamoto admitted to an unusual hobby. He enjoys guessing the height and weight of random household objects, a habit that began when he built his own house. He even carries around a tape measure to test whether or not his guesses are correct. And if he's having a good guessing day? He thinks to himself: "'I'm on form today!'" When he appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, he guessed the lengths of objects ranging from a taxidermied raccoon to a pizza to a question cube. Sure, he got all of them wrong, but at least he was having fun.

While he can’t exactly carry around a set of scales to test the weight of things, he did include a weight guessing game in the Wii Fit Plus to help satisfy those desires. When you’re a genius, you can have whatever hobbies you want.


When He Retires, Miyamoto Wants To Teach

In an interview with The Guardian in 2011, Miyamoto said, “When I leave the company, I would like to work with young people and teach them about developing. Though it wouldn't be like [traditional] teaching, more explaining how we think and how we interact with the user. For the development process, practical learning is important.”

In addition to being a superstar developer, Miyamoto might really have what it takes to teach that skill. 

How can you tell? Because of the way he manages his people. While he is active in a variety of projects at Nintendo, he tries to minimize his involvement. He does this for two reasons. One, he knows he’ll have to retire eventually, and he doesn't want the company to fall apart without him. Two, he wants younger staff members to focus on pleasing the consumer, not on pleasing him.

This is exactly what a good teacher does: gives their students the tools they need to succeed on their own, then steps aside and lets the students do their thing. 


He's A Semi-Professional Dog Breeder

In an interview with Nintendo's Hideki Konno about Nintendogs, Konno claimed that Shigeru Miyamoto is a semi-professional dog breeder. He said that - while working on the game - he and Miyamoto had long, detailed conversations about dogs and "the way they move" that came from observations of their own dogs. The fact that Miyamoto "is something of a semi-professional dog breeder" helped with this observational research. In addition, Miyamoto’s shetland sheepdog, Pikku, provided some of the inspiration for the Nintendogs franchise. Hopefully, he got plenty of treats and belly rubs as a reward.


One Of His Games Was Banned In The USA

In 1984, Miyamoto released a Pacman-like maze game called Devil World. In Devil World, players controlled a dragon named Tamagon who gets its powers from touching crosses and placing bibles in a mystical seal. The Devil, who sat above the maze, ordered his minions to move the maze around, which might squish the player.

Americans, especially Americans living in red states, can probably guess why Nintendo America couldn’t release a game with so many casual references to religious iconography. The church group protests alone would have made national news. As a result, Devil World was released in Japan and Europe but not the USA.


He's A Musician, And He Wrote The Music For Some Of His Games

Video games are far from Miyamoto’s only interest. He’s also way into music. Miyamoto can play banjo and guitar, and his favorite genre is bluegrass. He wrote the music for the arcade version of Donkey Kong, and had some influence on the music in other Nintendo games.

To Miyamoto, playing video games is actually quite similar to playing an instrument. “Take the guitar,” he said in an interview with The New Yorker. “Some people, when they stumble over how to accurately place their fingers in an F chord, they actually give it up. But once you learn how to play an F chord you become more deeply absorbed in playing the guitar. If the bridge is too easy to pass by, it’s called ‘entertainment.’ If it’s rather difficult, it can be called ‘hobby.’”

Check him out here, playing the Super Mario Bros theme on guitar with The Roots.


His Idea For Donkey Kong Was Basically Popeye Fanfiction

One of Miyamoto’s first ideas for a video game was basically Popeye fanfiction. However, Nintendo couldn’t secure the rights they needed, so Miyamoto had to create his own set of characters. This resulted in the first incarnation of the game we now know as Donkey Kong.

Similarities between the two are numerous. There’s the setting, which is a skyscraper under construction. Then, there are the relationship dynamics. Jumpman, a character who was the precursor to Mario, is in a love triangle with the damsel-in distress, Pauline, and Donkey Kong is a giant ape who kidnaps Pauline. Jumpman was Popeye with less spinach, Pauline was a non-noodle-armed Olive Oyl, and Donkey Kong was Bluto without the whole human thing.

Donkey Kong has changed a lot since its 1981 incarnation, but it wouldn’t have existed at all without Popeye.


His Own Kids Were Allowed To Play Video Games... Sometimes

Miyamoto has two adult children. When they were little, he allowed them to play video games, but only when he said they could - they were his property, and if the kids didn’t stop when he told them to, there would be no more video games at all. If it was a nice, sunny day, he’d make them put the games away and head outside.

Having kids helped Miyamoto understand what factors made gaming systems appealing to parents, AKA the people with the buying power. The Wii was designed to facilitate family interaction, as opposed to other gaming systems that encourage alone time.



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<![CDATA[The Best Nintendo Switch Platformers]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-platformer-games/ranker-games

No one does platform games better than Nintendo, and now that Switch is here, it's exciting to know that we can take our favorites on the go. This list ranks the best platformers for Nintendo Switch, including 3D platform games for Switch, and side-scrolling platformers as well.

Aren't you just dying to play Super Mario Odyssey? It's easily the most anticipated 3D platform game for Nintendo Switch, but there are plenty of other titles coming out before it that look amazing. Sonic Mania, for example, is re-inventing 2D Sonic in an all new game that combines old school and new. there is also Yooka-Laylee coming out in 2017, the spiritual successor to Banjo Kazooie.

Vote up the best Switch platform games that you've played, or the unreleased games that you just can't wait to play.


The Best Nintendo Switch Platformers,

Cave Story

Release Date: TBA


Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom

Release Date: TBD 2017


De Mambo

Release Date: TBA


Battle Princess Madelyn

Release Date: TBA


Yooka-Laylee

Release Date: TBD 2017


2 Fast 4 Gnomz

Release Date: TBA


sU and the Quest for meaning

Release Date: TBD 2017


Super Mario Odyssey

Release Date: Holiday 2017


Sonic Mania

Release Date: Q1/Q2 2017


SteamWorld Dig 2

Release Date: Q2/Q3 2017



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<![CDATA[The 15+ Most Anticipated Nintendo Switch Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/nintendo-switch-anticipated-games/ranker-games

What are the most anticipated Nintendo Switch games that have been announced so far? We're ranking the best games coming to Nintendo Switch in 2017 and 2018, so help us out by voting up the games you are most excited to play for Switch. It would be hard pressed to say that Super Mario Odyssey, an open world Mario game in the same vein as Mario 64 or Mario Sunshine, isn't the most anticipated Switch game for 2017. However, there are many more upcoming Switch games that fans are dying to play, such as Splatoon 2, ARMS, Sonic Mania, and a bunch of games with tentative titles that we don't know enough about yet (but desperately want to play.)

Vote up the upcoming Nintendo Switch games you are most excited to play, and downvote any titles you believe are all hype.

 


The 15+ Most Anticipated Nintendo Switch Games,

Project Octopath Traveler

Release Date: TBD


Sonic Mania

Release Date: Q2 2017


Project Sonic 2017 (Tentative Title)

Release Date: TBD 2017


Fire Emblem Warriors

Release Date: Q3 2017


Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers

Release Date: May 26, 2017


ARMS

Release Date: Q2 2017


Super Mario Odyssey

Release Date: Holiday 2017


Pikmin (Tentative Title)

Release Date: TBD 2017


Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Release Date: April 28, 2017


Splatoon 2

Release Date: Summer 2017



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<![CDATA[The Best Nintendo Switch Sports Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-sports-games/ranker-games

Nintendo has never been known for its sports titles, but it usually has something to please the sports fanatics who also happen to love Nintendo. Here are the best Nintendo Switch sports games coming to the console, including NBA 2K18, which was featured in the original reveal video for the Switch. Perhaps the most important announcement from Nintendo was that FIFA 18 would be coming to Switch, a game that will undoubtedly be the most popular Nintendo Switch sports game in 2017.

If you haven't played the snowboarding game Steep, it's definitely a sports game for Switch you're going to want to check out. The surroundings are beautiful, the gameplay is slightly realistic, and it is overall just a great game. Vote up the sports games for Nintendo Switch you really want to play, and check back to see more games being added to the list as they are announced.


The Best Nintendo Switch Sports Games,

Old Time Hockey

Release Date: TBA


Steep

Release Date: TBD 2017


NBA 2K18

Release Date: September 2017


FIFA 18

Release Date: TBD 2017


Untitled Derby Stallion Game

Release Date: TBA



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<![CDATA[The Best Nintendo Switch Party Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-party-games/ranker-games

If there's one thing Nintendo does well, it's party games. This list ranks the best party games for Nintendo Switch, including current titles and upcoming releases. Which Nintendo Switch party games are you most looking forward to playing? Obviously 1-2 Switch is the game that everyone's talking about, since it takes you away from the TV and utilizes the brand new Joy-Con controllers.

Other fun party games for Switch include Just Dance 2017, Snipperclips, and Jackbox  Party Pack 3, which is releasing later in 2017. Obviously we want to see another Mario Party for Nintendo Switch, so let's keep our fingers crossed that it gets announced at E3 this summer.


The Best Nintendo Switch Party Games,

Just Dance 2017

Release Date: March 3, 2017


Snipperclips

Release Date: March 3rd, 2017


Overcooked: Special Edition

Release Date: TBA


Jackbox Party Pack 3

Release Date: TBD 2017


Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Release Date: April 28, 2017


1-2 Switch

Release Date: March 3, 2017



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<![CDATA[The Best Nintendo Switch RPGs]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-rpgs/ranker-games

With all the great Nintendo Switch RPGs that are slated to come out in the next two years, we wanted to get an early start on ranking the best and most exciting games. Which role-playing games for Switch are you most looking forward to? Nintendo fans were ecstatic to learn that Xenoblade Chronicles 2 was being released in 2017, but there are so many more great titles on the horizon than just that.

I Am Setsuna is a launch title that Nintendo fans will love if they haven't gotten a chance to play it yet. There are multiple Dragon Quest games coming out this year or next, and even Skyrim is getting the Switch treatment in Q3 of 2017. Will Nintendo Switch have the best RPGs out of the current gen consoles? Right now it's looking like a strong contender.

Vote up the RPGs for Nintendo Switch you love the most or are most looking forward to playing. Some of the titles below don't have names yet, but are definitely being developed for the console.


The Best Nintendo Switch RPGs,

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Release Date: Q3 2017


Dragon Quest X

Release Date: TBA


The Sacred Hero

Release Date: TBD 2018


Untitled Shin Megami Tensei Game

Release Date: TBA


I Am Setsuna

Release Date: March 3, 2017


Project Octopath Traveler

Release Date: TBA


Dragon Quest XI

Release Date: TBA


Untitled Tales Game

Release Date: TBA


Xenoblade Chronicles 2

Release Date: TBD 2017



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<![CDATA[The Best Nintendo Switch Racing Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-racing-games/ranker-games

With Nintendo Switch releasing this year, it's time to rank the best Nintendo Switch racing games that are currently out, or are slated to release in the near future. Obviously Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the Switch racing game everyone is waiting for, but there are a few sleeper titles that might just end up being more challenging and fun.

Take Fast RMX for example, a fast-paced racing game for Nintendo Switch that is already being compared to F-Zero (that doesn't mean we don't want a new F-Zero, Nintendo!) Other car racing games for Switch that are coming out are Redout, The Next Penelope, and Racing Apex.

Vote up your favorite racing game for Switch, or just the ones you're really looking forward to playing when they come out.


The Best Nintendo Switch Racing Games,

Redout

Release Date: Q2 2017


The Next Penelope

Release Date: TBA


Racing Apex

Release Date: TBA


Fast RMX

Release Date: March 3, 2017


Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Release Date: April 28, 2017



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<![CDATA[The Best Nintendo Switch Fighting Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-fighting-games/ranker-games

At the time of writing this there aren't a ton of Nintendo Switch fighting games that have been announced, but there certainly are some solid titles in the works. This list will be updated with Switch fighting games as they are announced, so check back to see how new titles stack up against what's currently here.

Which fighting games for Nintendo Switch look good? Many fans are excited for Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers, especially since it's a Nintendo Switch exclusive with two new characters never seen before in a Street Fighter game. A lot of people are also really excited about Arms, the boxing-esque Nintendo original that has players moving the Joy-Cons to emulate a real fight.

Vote up the fighting games for Switch that you really like, or are really looking forward to playing. Hopefully there will be a Smash Brothers game for Switch we can add to the list real soon!


The Best Nintendo Switch Fighting Games,

Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2

Release Date: TBD 2017


Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers

Release Date: TBD 2017


Pocket Rumble

Release Date: March 2017


Arms

Release Date: Q1/Q2 2017


BlazBlue (Untitled)

Release Date: TBA



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<![CDATA[The Best Nintendo Switch Puzzle Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nintendo-switch-puzzle-games/ranker-games

Now that Nintendo Switch is here, it's time to get an early start on ranking the best Nintendo Switch puzzle games. Some of the puzzle games for Switch on this list are releasing on launch day, while others have tentative release dates or are slated to hit the console later in 2017.

So what are some good puzzle games for Nintendo Switch? Snipperclips, Puyo Puyo Tetris, and Project Mekuru are some of the most notable, but there are plenty of others to stimulate your brain as well. Snipperclips in particular is looking like not only one of the best puzzles games for Nintendo Switch, but one of the most fun games of the year period. Vote up the games on this list that you've played and love, or the ones that aren't out yet that you desperately want to play.


The Best Nintendo Switch Puzzle Games,

World of Goo

Release Date: March 3rd, 2017


Little Inferno

Release Date: March 3rd, 2017


Human Resource Machine

Release Date: March 3rd, 2017


Bit Boy! Arcade Deluxe

Release Date: TBD 2017


The Unlikely Legend of Rusty Pup

Release Date: TBA


Soldam: Blooming Declaration

Release Date: TBA


Snipperclips

Release Date: March 3rd, 2017


Puyo Puyo Tetris

Release Date: April 25th, 2017


Puzzle Box

Release Date: TBD 2017


Project Mekuru

Release Date: TBA



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<![CDATA[32 Gorgeous Fan Art Interpretations Of Overwatch Heroes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-overwatch-fan-art/brandon-michaels

Overwatch is one of the most popular games on the planet. With a selectable cast of 23 characters, and a rich backstory that spans over 40 years, there's plenty of inspiration to draw from when creating fan art.

Thousands of images have been created, ranging from the cartoony to the hyper-realistic. Some are funny, some are sad, and some are downright disturbing.  Characters are re-imagined with crazy new skin concepts, mashed up with other franchises, and even gender-swapped in some truly awesome pieces. Some illustrators like to explore the lore of the game. They even flesh out stories we've heard but haven't seen, like the Battle of Anubis, or the showdown between Soldier:76 and Reaper.

And of course, as with every franchise on the planet, the Internet would be remiss without some sexy versions of our favorite characters, like D.Va as a Playboy bunny, Hanzo baring his chest in an open tuxedo, or basically any illustration of Witch Mercy.

So here they are, in all shapes and sizes. The good, the bad, and the ugly: here's the best Overwatch fan art on the Internet!


32 Gorgeous Fan Art Interpretations Of Overwatch Heroes,

Fear The Reaper

This menacing illustration from rossdraws perfectly captures Reaper's essence. "Die, die, DIE!"


Foxy Grandpa

Polkabun takes the whole "Dad:76" thing to a whole new level with this adorable illustration. D.va's Dorito-flavored cotton candy is too cute!


Pinups

This saucy image is from DeviantArt user liang-xing, and imagines the women of Overwatch as Playboy Bunnies. Except Zarya, that is, who has a mustache for some reason?


Let The Dragon Consume You

DeviantArt user Jiuge's hyper-realistic take on Hanzo is absolutely breathtaking.  


Lich Queen Mei

This haunting image from vanharmontt is a mash-up of Mei and Arthas Lich King from World of Warcraft.


Superior German Engineering

This comic-book style illustration of Reinhardt without his helmet comes from DeviantArt user nakanoart.


Everyone So Salty!

This comic from Tim Buckley and Ctrl+Alt+Del should be the default skin for Bastion.


Like, Where's Scoob?

This absolutely spot-on crossover of Overwatch and Scooby Doo by vashperado is almost perfect, but where's Scoob?


Morrison vs Reyes

This gorgeous illustration from jiuge depicts the battle between Commander Morrison and Reyes.


Sailor Reinhardt

You'll never be able to unsee this image of Reinhardt as one of the Sailor Moon crew from mango-cat-attack



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<![CDATA[The Best Disney Video Games Of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-disney-video-games/brandon-michaels

Disney has been releasing video games on consoles, PC, and handheld or coin operated devices since the '80s. Many of their early titles followed the adventures of the beloved Mickey Mouse, but Disney soon began to expand their stories to include other characters.

They released video games with our other favorite Disney characters, from Donald Duck and the DuckTales crew, to Goofy and the gang from Goof Troop. They even had room for relative newcomers like Simba in The Lion King.

Disney eventually began to push the boundaries even further, releasing titles with characters we hadn't met before, like Sora from Kingdom Hearts, or titles that included all of our favorite characters, like Disney Infinity. Disney started releasing video games without any characters, like Dance Dance Revolution Disney Mix.

Disney has produced over 100 titles throughout the years, including some of the greatest games ever. They've given us countless hours of entertainment, and frustration (looking at you, Lion King). But most importantly, they constantly made us feel welcome in an incredible, fantastical, magical world.  

It's time to dig out your old NES and start blowing into the cartridges! Help rank the absolute best Disney video games of all time.


The Best Disney Video Games Of All Time,

Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse

Disney's Aladdin

Kingdom Hearts

Kingdom Hearts II

DuckTales

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

The Lion King

Epic Mickey

Toy Story

Disney Infinity


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Thu, 23 Feb 2017 05:55:54 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-disney-video-games/brandon-michaels
<![CDATA[The Greatest The Legend Of Zelda Cosplay You've Ever Seen]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/amazing-legend-of-zelda-cosplay/crystal-brackett

Get ready for some seriously amazing Legend of Zelda cosplay. These fans of the classic Nintendo adventure game went above and beyond to bring their favorite characters to life with fabulous fabric, makeup, wigs, and more! They rock their Link cosplay, they flaunt their Zelda cosplay, they even deck themselves out in full-on body paint for their Ganondorf cosplays. If you're a Legend of Zelda fan, then keep scrolling to see some profoundly wonderful cosplay from the beloved franchise that indubitably capture these characters. Remember to vote up the ones that you think are the best of the best, and vote down the ones that need to go back to the drawing board.

If you just can't wait until the launch of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for the Nintendo Switch, hopefully, this list of beautiful cosplayers should be a treat to tie you over for a while. 


The Greatest The Legend Of Zelda Cosplay You've Ever Seen,

Midna: Twilight Princess

Fiathriel captured this glorious shot of LolainProgress as Midna.


Twilight Princess - Dark Link

Neandi captured the perfect moment of kuraiofanagura's already magnificent Dark Link cosplay.


Ganondorf And Puppet Zelda

Puppet Zelda (seifer-sama) and Ganondorf (ericvirgin85) make a more than impressive duo, they absolutely nail their cosplays!


Zelda: Marin By The Beach

Adella's Marin embody's her beauty like no other! Amazing shot taken by KJphoto.


Princess Ruto Cosplay

This absolutely epic Princess Ruto is the beautiful 2Dismine.


The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess

This breathtaking shot of RubeeAmadare as Zelda from Twilight Princess by aKami777 is really something to behold.


Skullkid - The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask

Alegnis Hurtado's Skullkid cosplay from Majora's Mask is seriously from another realm. Photography by Kevin Boada.


Midna - Zelda Twilight Princess

Complete with amazing head props, GeniMonster makes a beautiful Twilight Princess Midna. Stunning photography by Pyro911.


Sheik Legend Of Zelda

Its-raining-neon shows modeled and shot this awesome Sheik cosplay.


Zelda From Skyward Sword

This stunning real-life Zelda from Skyward Sword is LayzeMichelle. Shot taken by Andre Pezzino.



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Fri, 17 Feb 2017 03:32:07 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/amazing-legend-of-zelda-cosplay/crystal-brackett
<![CDATA[Every Hero In Overwatch, Ranked]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-overwatch-characters/brandon-michaels

Overwatch is the award-winning, action-packed, team-based first-person shooter from Blizzard Entertainment, the creators of Warcraft, from 2016. For the uninitiated, Overwatch breaks players up into two teams of six, where they select from a roster of 23 unique playable characters, which are divided into four classes: Offense, Defense, Tank and Support. Teams work together to conquer control points king-of-the-hill style, capture the flag, or escort a payload across the map before the clock runs out.

You might be thinking; "Wait, isn't that basically just Team Fortress 2?" Largely, yes, but it's f*cking awesome.

With over 25 million users, Overwatch is one of the fastest growing competitive shooters on console and PC, and quite possibly home to the weirdest fan-base of all time. For some reason, the internet loves to imagine D.Va as a little kid obsessed with Dorito's, and Soldier:76 as her Clint Eastwood-esque Dad. It's safe to say there's a little bias that goes into picking your main character.

Is it solely based on the numbers, and how effective they are in battle? Or is it their relative usefulness in clinching a point, or making that Play Of The Game happen? Maybe your decision is based on the rich lore, and deep back stories for every character?

Here are the absolute best Overwatch characters.


Every Hero In Overwatch, Ranked,

D.Va

Genji

Mercy

Tracer

Soldier:76

Ana

Lucio

Reinhardt

Pharah

Roadhog


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Mon, 06 Feb 2017 01:53:25 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-overwatch-characters/brandon-michaels
<![CDATA[11 Incredibly Creative Games That Are Great For Stress Relief]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-games-for-pacifists/paul-melio

There's absolutely nothing wrong with a violent videogame, concerned PTA moms aside. There is no reason that you shouldn't be able to relax and unwind with some good ol' fashioned head exploding. However, there are some days you could go without the digital homicide. It's a good thing that there are some excellent peaceful videogames for pacifists.   

The world is full of different people and nuanced situations, so it's only fair that videogames as an art form reflect that fact. There are multiple situations in which you might not want your video fun flavored with blood and guts.  

So whether you want a game you can play with your kids, something to prove to your parents that not all videogames are brutal, or you just want to chill with a group of friends without slaughtering the innocent, these are the non-violent videogames for you! 


11 Incredibly Creative Games That Are Great For Stress Relief,

Portal

Originally packaged in The Orange Box, a game collection that also held Team Fortress 2 and Half Life 2 Episode 2, Portal is a bite-sized masterpiece in which the player completes puzzles by opening spatial rifts (or portals) between any two spots in a room. 

From the pitch-black humor as the player is taunted by GLaDOS (the A.I. testing and tormenting the player), to the seamless physics and puzzle design, Portal is frequently referred to as .a masterpiece. The numbers support this claim. The game sold over four million copies and spawned an equally popular sequel. 


Braid

Frequently regarded as the game that ignited the indie gaming craze, Braid is kind of like a  slightly more somber Super Mario Bros. Basically, you guide a lovesick hero on a quest to save his princess from a dastardly villain. In Braid, your character can manipulate time, shifting around painted maps and correcting mistakes while altering the environments. 

A full play through should only take a few hours, but the game leaves an indelible impression on even the most hardcore gamers. In the final level, the game uses its mechanics in a truly unique and novel fashion. The kind of creativity that Braid employs is sorely lacking in modern gaming, and overall it's really a breath of fresh air.  

 


Minecraft

For all the countless open-world games on the market, few (if any) can boast the level of freedom given by Minecraft. Tapping into the childhood joy of playing with an endless bucket of Legos, Minecraft allows you to truly build to your hearts content.

Boasting an impressive online community and a vast number of mods, the only limit to your creations is your imagination. Until Creepers blow it up, that is. 


Thomas Was Alone

A half-hour in to Thomas Was Alone, you’ll find that you’ve developed a strong emotional investment in the character arc of a red block. Shortly after, you'll wonder what on Earth is wrong with you. After that, you'll shut up and enjoy yourself. 

Thomas Was Alone succeeds at creating real emotional resonance using nothing but a pleasantly enthusiastic narrator and a dreampop score. Effectively, it's a particularly touching children’s book about friendship and community, told through a very well-crafted jumping puzzle. It may sound weird, but it's definitely worth your time. 


Journey

A game so utterly calming it should be distributed as a medication, Journey is a ninety-minute adventure where your sole goal is to reach the top of a mountain. Developed for the Playstation 3, Journey has achieved widespread critical acclaim, with reviewers frequently citing how powerful the non-verbal narrative is.

From the first time you effortlessly slide down a windswept dune to the glorious climax, Journey remains one of the finest examples of high quality minimalism in gaming. Plus, you never have to rip anyone's spine out through their throat. Not even once.  


Octodad: Dadliest Catch

You are an octopus trying to pass as a totally normal human dad. And that’s it. That’s the plot of the game. It's pretty amazing.

What makes this experience truly great is just how absurd it perform even the most mundane tasks. Wobbling around on your tentacles, you’ll be sure to smack your wife in the face with a hamburger, destroy grocery store displays, and cause sloppy mayhem as you hope people won’t become too suspicious that you are, in fact, just a Cephalopoda molluscs in a suit.


Splatoon

Nintendo first set out to make Splatoon in hopes of creating a highly enjoyable, kid-friendly alternative to squad based shooters. They succeeded.

Helmed by Nintendo veteran Shintaro Sato (known for his work on the charming Animal Crossing), the game puts you in the shows of an Inkling, a kid who attempts to cover the map in ink alongside his squad.  Then, well, you turn into a squid to swim through the ink. It's pretty trippy. The perfect balance between peculiar and delightful, Splatoon is a game anyone can play and everyone can enjoy. 


Mario Kart 8

If you can consider throwing bananas and turtle shells at your friends more whimsical fun than violence, then Mario Kart is one of the most widely enjoyed non-violent games of all time. The series has sold well over 100 million copies worldwide, and has been enjoyed by a huge fanbase for years.

With unique and delightful maps ranging from deep space to the inside of a pinball machine, this series takes world building more seriously than almost any other racing game. In addition, Mario Kart has also set the bar for splitscreen multiplayer at its most vibrant and chaotic. 


Hohokum

Hohokum is a game that's kind of hard to describe. It's really just about "being there." A zen inducing piece of visual eye candy, you play as a serpent who floats through magical worlds bringing joy to those around you.

There is no score. No enemies. No real objective except to explore the 17 unique worlds given to you as monkeys climb from your tail and people hop on you for a ride. It’s alternatively weird, relaxing, and confusing, but always stunning. There's also something to be said for a game that features a giant snake as a protagonist that doesn't feature it swallowing villagers whole.  


Tricky Towers

Essentially backwards Tetris (but with far more ruined friendships), Tricky Towers is equally whimsical and addicting. It's a splitscreen game wherein players race to stack their wobbly towers to the finish line, all while being able to sabotage their friends' towers.

While not overly ambitious, it’s a perfect dose of casual fun coupled with the mild malice. It really is wickedly delightful to watch your opponents tower fall.  



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Fri, 13 Jan 2017 07:07:28 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-games-for-pacifists/paul-melio
<![CDATA[13 Weirdly Graphic Video Game Sex Scenes That Came Out Of Nowhere]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/unexpected-graphic-video-game-sex-scenes/justin-andress

When video games were in their infancy, the subject matter tended toward the G-rated (with, of course, the rare exception). You know, plumbers dodging barrels and such. As time moved forward, however, so did the medium. The stories got darker, the action got more violent, and sex started to pop up everywhere. And why shouldn’t it? Sex is awesome, video games are awesome, and sex scenes are a timeless part of storytelling across all media. So, sex in video games was only a matter of time.

Though video game sex scenes have improved in quality, they’re still super strange in pretty much any context. And, of course, game developers handle the writing, planning, and animating of these sex scenes with exactly the level of skill and sensitivity you might expect. You know, since they're video game developers. So while sex scenes in video games are awkward (and, frankly, not that sexy) the upshot is that they're are f*cking hilarious. These sex scenes are also at their funniest when they come out of nowhere.

Get it?


13 Weirdly Graphic Video Game Sex Scenes That Came Out Of Nowhere,

Dragon Age: Origins

WARNING: video above contains graphic content.

Getting down to some heavy petting is a fringe benefit of every BioWare series (pretty much), but in Dragon Age the quest for booty is kicked up to a whole new level. Not only are their tons of potential liaisons available at your fingertips, but you can get intimate with pretty much any one of your companions if you play your cards (and your gender and race) correctly.

When you’ve put in the time to woo one of your pals, they reward you with some good ol' fashioned bone time. Right in the camp site. In full view of everyone else on your team. Like, these people are supposed to be tight-knit but jeez. Surely you have to draw the line somewhere.  


Duke Nukem Forever

WARNING: video above contains graphic content.

If there’s one thing that Duke Nukem Forever was not, it was subtle. The first-person shooter righteously earned mediocre reviews, as well as a serious bout of social criticism. Maybe that’s because the game is filled with moments like the Alien Hive Level, in which Duke Nukem runs across the Mary and Kate Holsom (who we previously met just after getting down with Duke).

This time around, the Holsom twins (see? not subtle) have been strapped into an alien impregnation machine and repeatedly, well, does what its name suggests. What’s more disturbing is that when Duke finds them, he greets them by saying, “Looks like you’re f*cked.” Seriously, Duke? Bruh, it's the 21st century. 


Heavy Rain

WARNING: video above contains graphic content.

In Heavy Rain, you take on multiple personas searching for the truth behind the enigmatic Origami Killer. At one point, two of the characters (Ethan Mars and Madison Paige) get together for some steamy good time action. Through a series of player initiated button presses, you can actually direct the sexy stuff and put the moves on the photo journalist as a grieving widower. This is what they write romance novels about. 

Predictably, once everything is over and done, the player — as Ethan — can choose to sneak out into the night while Madison is sleeping. Ugh. Men. 


Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude

WARNING: video above contains graphic content.

What’s weirder than a video game S&M with terrible object collision physics? How about all that, plus you’re dressed as a tree mascot for some reason. Enter the fever dream that is Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude, an attempted reboot of one of the scummiest video game series ever invented.

You play a student at a community college who goes from sh*tty mini-game to sh*tty mini-game trying to nail sixteen different coeds. The goal, apparently, is to make your way onto some lame game show. Most of the “seductions” are pretty straightforward. Most. Then you wind up spanking some spiky-haired woman while dressed as a flaming log. Even with context, there's really no good way to explain that one.  


Silent Hill 2

WARNING: video above contains graphic content.

In Silent Hill 2, you play a man who’s watching his own mind unravel as embarks on a quixotic hunt for his dead wife. In other words, it’s a super sexy premise. Along the way, the main character (James Sunderland) is repeatedly terrorized by a psycho named Pyramid Head, who is legitimately terrifying despite his deeply silly name.

Throughout the game, he’ll pop up unexpectedly to mind f*ck Sunderland through repeated acts of bizarre emotional (and sometimes physical) torture. Case in point: there's a weird moment when James is walking down a hallway (at 1:10 in the video) only to find Pyramid Head pop out up out of nowhere, dry-humping some dead bodies plagued by ragdoll physics. It's... unsettling to say the least. And a little arousing? No. No. Just unsettling.  


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

WARNING: video above contains graphic content.

Upon release, GTA: San Andreas claimed the title of biggest open world video game ever. Characters could race, play basketball, hit the beach, lift weights, get fat, shop for clothes, hop on a Huffy, play blackjack, and a whole sh*t-load of other distractions that meant the player always had something new to do. Honestly, it's pretty surprising that your character couldn't play an older Grand Theft Auto game.  

With everything going on in the game, you think that players would be satisfied. But of course they weren't, because gamers. Thus the “Hot Coffee” mod was born. It’s a super shoddy mod (starts at 7:14) that allows players the opportunity to dry hump a lady in a variety of positions. If the player character, CJ, isn’t stone-faced, his mouth is hanging open like a snake about to swallow an entire wildebeest. It’s haunting. As this was a player-generated mod, the "sexy" action kind of comes out of nowhere. 


Alpha Protocol

WARNING: video above contains graphic content.

Of the many scantily clad ladies that super-spy Michael Thornton encounters on his quest to save the world in Alpha Protocol, the German operative SIE is easily the most standout. She’s one tough cookie, which she adeptly proves after she mounts and rapes the hero while he’s bound to a laboratory table. Wait, what? Jesus, Obsidian Entertainment, who told you that was a thing people wanted to see?

At least you get a +1 reputation bonus with SIE as a result.


Ride to Hell: Retribution

WARNING: video above contains graphic content.

Just to give you an overall idea of the game’s quality, Ride to Hell: Retribution is currently sitting at a stately 19/100 on Metacritic. It’s not even one of those games that just kind of sucked but still retains a rabid cult following (like Alpha Protocol). No, Ride to Hell is just stone-cold awful. Of course, the series isn't helped by its bevy of weird and disturbing sex scenes. 

Take the game’s first, in which the main character beats the crap out of an abusive john. As soon as you put the guy down, the game immediately transitions to some '70s-esque porno music and some (clothed, inexplicably) doggy-style featuring two people who don’t appear to be enjoying themselves in the slightest. It kind of looks like what an alien or an eleven-year-old might guess sex is.   


Far Cry 3

WARNING: video above contains graphic content.

Throughout Far Cry 3, Jason Brody puts his very soul to the hazard in order to forge himself into the ultimate killing machine in order to save his captured friends. Along the way, terrible things happen to his buddies (including one being held as a sex slave by some sociopath), but at the end of the day their fate is in Jason’s hands.

Far Cry 3 is one of those pick-your-own-adventure games where the player's choices affect the story. If you choose to kill your crew and get down with the blood-happy Rakyat warriors, for example, then your avatar gets to have sex with their comely leader, Citra.

This one is more about the aftermath than the sex, though. Like a Black Widow spider or praying mantis, Ctira doesn't have much use for post-coital men. Once players have given her their seed, she returns the favor by stabbing them in the chest and leaving them for dead. Just like Prom all over again. 


The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

WARNING: video above contains graphic content.

Anyone who’s played the Witcher series knows that the game’s main character, Geralt, is a total man-whore. Seriously, the guy will tap anything with legs and a heartbeat. As a result, the opportunity to talk your way into a lady’s complicated under-garments pop up at frequently and unexpectedly. One second you’re negotiating a reward, the next you’re climbing into the sack with a virtual stranger.

Far and away the weirdest sex scene in the series occurs during Wild Hunt. See, Geralt runs in to with his old flame Yennefer. Any guesses how the two former lovers decide to celebrate their reunion? By boning on a giant stuffed, pink unicorn of course. While the sex is perhaps predictable, the location really puts this one into what-the-actual-f*ck territory.  



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Fri, 06 Jan 2017 08:21:50 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/unexpected-graphic-video-game-sex-scenes/justin-andress
<![CDATA[15 Classic Nintendo Games You Forgot You Loved]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/classic-nintendo-games-we-forgot-we-missed/tamara-jude

Even with the mind-blowing video games of Xbox and PlayStation today, '80s kids still reminisce about the Nintendo games we forgot we loved. But not just the popular franchises like Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy, or Mega Man. Don't get it twisted; those game are great. But it's more rewarding to replay those obscure Nintendo games that weren't as well-known but were certainly just as fun. They're the ones we can remember the gameplay of but completely forget the name. Must be old age.

With the release of the NES Classic Edition, '80s kids (and kids who just wish they were born in the '80s) were able to replay some forgotten Nintendo games from childhood. But there were so many other classics that just didn’t make the cut. Whether it was due to poor sales or clunky game play, the not-as-popular games are the ones we hold closest to our hearts. Here are some of the best obscure Nintendo games that we forgot we love.


15 Classic Nintendo Games You Forgot You Loved,

Blaster Master

What could be better than the heartfelt tale of a boy and his frog? After Fred the Frog mutates into a huge monster and disappears underground, it's your job to get your best friend back. Armed with a massive tank with a cannon, you are challenged to explore dungeons and destroy mutants along the way. Anything to get Fred back! If this game ever makes a comeback, it has to keep everything the same, including the awesome soundtrack. 


Contra

If the movie franchises Rambo and Alien were combined into a video game, they would produce Contra. The high-action adventure of the '80s is captured in this classic run-and-gun adventure game. Armed with a powerful gun with unlimited ammo, you and a friend can play as commandos Bill and Lance and take on aliens at every turn. Contra was the kick-alien-butt fighter that even Ripley would be proud of. 


Double Dragon

In this fighting game classic, you are Billy Lee on a mission to get back your girl, Marian, and you kick and punch your way past members of the Black Warriors gang throughout the city. Even with its very basic moves, Double Dragon became the blueprint for future fighting games. 


Dr. Mario

Expanding on Mario's domination of all things Nintendo, Dr. Mario made fighting viruses surprisingly fun. In this falling block puzzle game, you eliminate the colored germs by matching 3 of the same colored capsules. Stack too many capsules and block off the bottleneck and the game is over. Though made in the style of Tetris, Dr. Mario still stood out as an addictive puzzle video game. 


Metroid

Regarded as a favorite among NES players, Metroid was one of the first games to feature a female protagonist. As bounty hunter Samus Aran, you must stop the pirates that have stolen the alien known as Metroid. On your mission, you must work to improve your weapons and moves. You collect power-ups and better weapons to make Samus an unstoppable force. With its gradual player progression and kick-butt female lead, Metroid would be a welcomed addition to today's video game landscape. 

 


R.C. Pro-Am

R.C. Pro-Am wasn't your typical racecar-style game. Instead of fully rendered racing cars, you race against the computer in radio-controlled vehicles. To continue to the next racing track, you have to come in third place or better. Maximize your ability to win with high-powered engines, better tires, and specialized weapons that knock your opponent out of the running. Nothing like taking out the competition with a few bombs!


Paperboy

Who knew you could actually have fun on a paper route? As a paperboy in a suburban neighborhood, you deliver papers over a one week period. You succeed by completing the delivery route for your subscribers. Sounds easy enough, but you also have to avoid obstacles including pedestrians, traffic, and barking dogs. And the best part: you get to break the windows of anyone that is not a subscriber. Truth be told, smashing everyone's windows is the best part. 


Kung Fu

Kung Fu is another great martial-arts fighting game with challenging enemies and a memorable soundtrack. With more moves like jumping and crouching, Kung Fu expanded on the basic beat-em-up video game. This is another game with very challenging boss fights that took several tries to beat. You even come face-to-face with giant snakes and dragons. How could you not love that? 


Burger Time

This arcade classic pitted you, as Chef Peter Pepper, against an army of animated food enemies. In your quest to build hamburgers, Mr. Egg, Mr. Hot Dog, and Mr. Pickle chase you around a board of ladders and food levels. Armed with a pepper shaker, you fend off your enemies until you can plate all four burgers. The simplistic, yet addictive gameplay makes this a classic we love to play again and again. 


Duck Tales

Based on the popular Disney cartoon of the same name, DuckTales brings the quacking good time to the NES. As Scrooge McDuck, you explore various lands searching for treasure. With your cane as your main weapon, you can hit enemies and objects. You can even jump with it and take your enemies by surprise! All the best enemies from the cartoon make it into the game. Even the soundtrack for this game is amazing. With the reboot of the cartoon coming out in 2017, this game should be re-released as well.   



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Tue, 17 Jan 2017 06:13:54 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/classic-nintendo-games-we-forgot-we-missed/tamara-jude
<![CDATA[11 Parodies That Are Way More Popular Than The Thing They're Parodying]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/parodies-more-popular-than-their-source/kellen-perry

What happens when popular parodies stop being parodies? Do parodies more popular than their subject cease to funny, or are they just funny in a different way? If you didn't know about the movie Downfall, for example, would all of those Downfall Hitler memes still be funny?

It's a tricky question. It doesn't happen very often, but there are a few examples of this weird phenomenon. Most parodies "punch up," so-to-speak, poking fun at politicians, films, songs, companies, and so on, that a lot of people are familiar with. Long after everyone has forgotten, for example, a Saturday Night Live sketch mocking a presidential candidate, that candidate is remembered by the public for their life and deeds beyond the sketch.

But sometimes, the parody becomes way more popular than the source material, creating a new, rare class of parody: "Things You Didn't Realize Were Parodies." Do these parodies suffer for being so anchorless? Is David Bowie's "Magic Dance" a weaker, less-clever song? Is the Energizer Bunny any less iconic? Let's explore some examples of parodies that occupy this odd space in popular culture.


11 Parodies That Are Way More Popular Than The Thing They're Parodying,

Airplane!

Airplane! was the 1980 hit and cult classic starring Leslie Nielsen, and is considered one of the best comedies of all time. It was a direct satire on a lesser-known (though well-recieved) disaster drama called Zero Hour! which premiered in 1957.

Filmmakers David and Jerry Zucker and Jim Abrahams wanted to poke fun at the disaster film genre by turning tragedy into slapstick comedy. They drew from Zero Hour! and other films like it, sometimes creating almost identical scenes from the originals


Austin Powers

The Austin Powers trilogy is obviously a James Bond parody in part, with its references to Goldfinger (Goldmember), Oddjob (Random Task), and Pussy Galore (Alotta Fagina), among many, many others. But the Austin Powers character himself was actually inspired by an obscure womanizing detective/spy character named Jason King (Peter Wyngarde), from a short-lived 1970s British spy show of the same name. King shares with Powers a love for bleeding-edge trendy clothing, bouffants, untamed body hair, and shameless flamboyance. The character's legacy reached far beyond Powers: King also inspired the 1990s Invisibles comic book character Mr. Six and the X-Men villain Jason Wyngarde, also known as Mastermind.


Dan Hibiki

Casual gamers may be unaware, but Dan Hibiki from Capcom's Street Fighter series is actually a parody of three characters from rival SNK's knock-off Art of Fighting. Capcom took Ryo's outfit, Dan's face and ponytail, and Yuri's personality and color scheme and created Dan, one of the silliest, weakest and pinkest characters in the Street Fighter series. Unlike Ryu and Ken's famous screen-crossing Hadouken fireballs, for example, Dan's Gadouken fireball basically dissipates before it leaves his hand. Dan is also hopelessly vain: one of his special moves in Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter is to chuck signed photographs at his opponents, causing minimal damage.


Foghorn Leghorn

Most kids and cartoon fans probably assume the loudmouthed southern rooster Foghorn Leghorn is a Looney Tunes original, but he's actually a parody of/homage to two 1940s radio characters: Senator Beauregard Claghorn, an uber-Southern politician character played by Kenny Delmar on The Fred Allen Show, and The Sheriff, a hard-of-hearing Southern lawman played by Jack Clifford on a show called Blue Monday Jamboree. When Leghorn debuted in 1945, he was unnamed and based only on The Sheriff, since the Claghorn character had yet to debut. By the early 1950s, however, only the influence of the Claghorn character remained and he took on the Foghorn Leghorn name, a direct reference to Claghorn. The popular Claghorn character even appeared on the silver screen in 1946's It's a Joke, Son, the title of which went on to become one of Foghorn Leghorn's catchphrases.


Labyrinth

The call-and-response playfulness in David Bowie's "Magic Dance" from Labyrinth ("You remind me of the babe/What babe?" etc.) is actually a parody of a scene in a 1947 Cary Grant film called The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer featuring an 18-year-old Shirley Temple. It isn't just a random reference: the film involves a teenager's crush on a much older man, so the lyrics nod at the Goblin King's assumption about the 15-year-old Sarah Williams (Jennifer Connelly). It isn't a coincidence, either: the lines are almost identical, except for Bowie swapping "man" with "babe" and "hoodoo" with "voodoo."


The Night of the Hunter

Jokes about having some variation of LOVE/HATE tattooed on your knuckles are incredibly common, but their origin is somewhat obscure. When the three-fingered Sideshow Bob on The Simpsons sported "LUV" and "HĀT," for example, or when a dog at the pound in Shaun the Sheep: The Movie had "BARK" and BITE" on its forepaws, it isn't just a reference to a common prison tattoo. Robert Mitchum's serial killer preacher character Harry Powell first wore the distinctive LOVE/HATE tattoos in 1955's The Night of the Hunterwhere Powell would use them in unsettling impromptu "sermons" about "the story of good and evil." In 1996, Roger Ebert called the movie "one of the greatest of all American films" but lamented how it "has never received the attention it deserves."


Chucky

Child's Play director Tom Holland says the 1988 film's homicidal Chucky character is largely inspired by My Buddy, a then-popular doll first manufactured by Hasbro in 1985. While Chucky became a pop-culture icon with five Child's Play sequels and counting, the My Buddy doll was discontinued in the 1990s and is now virtually forgotten, outside of conversations about Chucky. If you do remember My Buddy, it's probably because of the earworm of a jingle used in the ubiquitous commercial spot.


Energizer Bunny

The Energizer Bunny became an unlikely pop-culture icon in the 1990s, completely overshadowing the rival Duracell Bunny, which the perpetually drumming Energizer mascot was invented to parody. Popular commercials featuring the intrusive Energizer Bunny first appeared in 1989, parodying Duracell as well as a string of fake products. In 1992, the two companies drew up a peace treaty, agreeing to keep the Energizer Bunny in the U.S. and the Duracell Bunny in Europe, making Duracell's character even more obscure in the states. American singer-songwriter Elliott Smith, for example, once admitted in an interview he accidentally put the line "march down the street like the Duracell Bunny" in his 1997 song "Rose Parade," mixing up the brands, seemingly unaware that the Duracell Bunny did, in fact, exist.


I Lost on Jeopardy

Hands up if you thought "Weird Al" Yankovic's "I Lost on Jeopardy!" was an original instead of a spoof of a preexisting song. It's okay: you're not alone. When Yankovic released the song in 1984, the song it was parodying -1983's "Jeopardy" by the Greg Kihn Band - was fairly well-known, having reached number two on the Billboard Hot 100 in May 1983, just behind Michael Jackson's "Beat It." But the Greg Kihn Band quickly faded into obscurity, making Yankovic's spoof a rare example of a parody song completely overshadowing the song it was parodying.


"Not Ready For Prime Time Players" VS "Prime Time Players"

When Saturday Night Live debuted in 1975, it was simply known as Saturday Night. One of its competitors already had the now-famous name: Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell, which advertised its stars as the "Prime Time Players." Saturday Night writer Herb Sargent came up with the idea of parodying Cosell & Co. and calling his rival troupe "The Not-Ready-For Prime-Time Players," a name which stuck. Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell, bogged down by the weight of multiple musical guests and Cosell's awkward hosting, flopped and was canceled, airing for just one season. Saturday Night claimed the Saturday Night Live name a few years later, but kept the convention of opening each episode with "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night."



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Thu, 05 Jan 2017 05:09:24 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/parodies-more-popular-than-their-source/kellen-perry
<![CDATA[Overwatch Characters Drawn As Pokemon]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/overwatch-characters-drawn-as-pokemon/crystal-brackett

If you're a fan of both Overwatch and Pokémon, then this list is for you. Although the two games are extremely popular, that's probably the only thing they have in common. Despite these differences, these artists did everyone a favor and fused fan-favorite, memorable characters together, ending in a glorious Overwatch/Pokémon mash-up. This list is a collection of amazing digitally and traditionally drawn Overwatch fan art that reimagines these beloved characters in the form of your favorite Pokémon.

Since everyone knows that Blizzard and Nintendo probably won't be getting together anytime soon to put out some Pokémon/Overwatch monster-capturing game, at least you can dream... or in the case of these artists, draw!


Overwatch Characters Drawn As Pokemon,

Soldier: 76 As Blastoise

Seok-bum Han's mash-up of Soldier: 76 and Blastoise has got you in their sights.


Junkrat As Rattata And Roadhog As Embroar

Artist Namchu cleverly fused together Pokémon and Overwatch characters with their creation of Junkratatta and Roadroar, a fusion of Junkrat and Ratatta and Roadhog and Emboar.


Alakazam As Zenyatta

Alakazam gets a while new set of moves, and silverware, in itsmagichere's recreation of him as the Overwatch character, Zenyatta.


Roadhog As Snorlax

This Snorlax as Roadhog by itsmagichere makes the two characters seem like the perfect match for each other.


Widowmaker As Ariados

The Pokémon Ariados reimagined as Widowmaker by argol will give pause to anyone with arachnophobia.


Pikachu Plays Tracer

Super adorable Pikachu as Tracer by ckibe! The resemblance is almost uncanny.


Zenyatta As Mewtwo

People love fusing psychic Pokémon and Zenyatta, and alanprince's Mewtwo as Zenyatta makes for a mindful treat. 


Widowmaker As A Purrloin

Widowmaker and Purrloin are both stealthy strikers, and hiimmagz highlights this perfectly with their awesome art.


Genji (Greninja Skin)

This awesome digital drawing of Genji as Greninja is by st-alpha, and this Pokémon skin for this hero fits him almost better than the one's Blizzard gave him


Reaper As Cubone

Goinggohinggone's Reaper as Cubone is a perfect fit for the two skull-faced characters.



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Tue, 10 Jan 2017 06:04:21 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/overwatch-characters-drawn-as-pokemon/crystal-brackett
<![CDATA[20 Awesome Steampunk Versions Of Pokemon]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/pokemon-steampunk-drawings/crystal-brackett

What's better than a bit of nerdy mashup? Not much, really. Crossing universes to re-imagine your favorite characters in a different skin is all part of the fun. That being said, if you like steampunk and Pokémon, consider these steampunk Pokémon creations. Pikachu in a vest and air-gear? Dapper and darling. 

This list features artists who recreated Pokémon through a pair of steampunk goggles, many of them going beyond the Victorian, leather-covered fashion sense of the style is known for; some artists take the opportunity to completely transform the Pokémon into steam-powered mechs, another little bit of nerdy crossover. So saddle up in your airship, grab a Pokédex, and go full steam ahead through this awesome conglomeration of geekiness.


20 Awesome Steampunk Versions Of Pokemon,

Bulbasaur

Haunter

Mewtwo

Pikachu

Eevee

Flygon

Croconaw

Squirtle, Pikachu, And Charmander

Ninetails

Pokéball


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Wed, 04 Jan 2017 07:57:56 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/pokemon-steampunk-drawings/crystal-brackett
<![CDATA[Where Should the Next Grand Theft Auto Game Take Place?]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-locations-for-the-next-grand-theft-auto-game/l-zane-pinnock

The Grand Theft Auto franchise continues to be the gold standard for sprawling, open-world, sandbox gameplay. Grand Theft Auto IV shattered longstanding records and Grand Theft Auto V has, to date, sold over thirty-three million copies and generated over two billion dollars in sales. One of the reasons for its juggernaut success is the highly detailed and dynamic Grand Theft Auto locations. With Liberty City painstakingly modeled after New York City and its surrounding areas and Vinewood capturing the essence of Los Angeles right down to the traffic snarls, the atmosphere in Grand Theft Auto games is every bit as important as gameplay, weapons, or even the characters themselves. Grand Theft Auto cities are living, breathing things that set the tone for the epic crime drama the player will then be taken through.

But let’s be honest. Another visitation to Liberty City or even the vastly larger Vinewood would probably be fatal to Rockstar Games’ record-crushing franchise. Simply put, the players have been there and done that. It’s time to shake things up. There are so many fantastic places that could be the setting for the next installment of GTA that another trip to Liberty City or Vinewood would actually be an insult to the fans. From exotic locations on the other side of the world to new North American cities, the options are limitless. Here are twenty iconic possible locations for the next Grand Theft Auto game.


Where Should the Next Grand Theft Auto Game Take Place?,

Amsterdam

Bangkok

Chicago

Detroit

Dublin

Hong Kong

Las Vegas

London

Moscow

Tokyo


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Wed, 04 Jan 2017 08:49:15 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-locations-for-the-next-grand-theft-auto-game/l-zane-pinnock
<![CDATA[The 25+ Most Anticipated Video Games of 2017]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/most-exciting-video-games-of-2017/justin-andress

It’s going to be a good year for gamers of all stripes, folks. Whether you’re a traditional couch potato (represent!) or one of those newfangled motion gamers, the upcoming video games in 2017 have a lot of goodies in store. Even better, the hits are going to keep coming all year long, not just October through December. New video game releases are going to drop throughout the year.

Hell, 2017 might even be the year that VR becomes worth the considerable investment it requires. 

Whether you’re looking to tackle an uncharted region of space, beat the crap out of massive, pissed-off gods, or you’re simply hoping to take another trip through the Old West, 2017’s video games have you covered.

Yet, between all the first-person shooters, the upcoming fighting games, the VR experiments, and the brand new open worlds to explore, which of the upcoming titles are you most excited for? It’s already a pitched battle for year’s best and the choice isn’t going to get any easier between here and next December.

But isn’t that just a wonderful cross to bear?


The 25+ Most Anticipated Video Games of 2017,

The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild

For Honor

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

Horizon Zero Dawn

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Mass Effect: Andromeda

Days Gone

The Last of Us Part 2

Red Dead Redemption 2

Ghost Recon: Wildlands


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Wed, 04 Jan 2017 09:10:31 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/most-exciting-video-games-of-2017/justin-andress
<![CDATA[10 Major Milestones from 2016 That Prove 2017 Will Be Huge for eSports]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/how-esports-have-changed-in-2016/taeyura

By the end of 2016, it was clear that the eSports industry was bigger than ever and quickly working its way into mainstream pop culture. Gaming tournaments that used to take place in the back of hotel conference rooms or in local arcades now have an international spotlight and globally recognized television networks showing interest in the competitive gaming market. eSports saw a lot of changes in 2016 and those major milestones are proof that 2017 may be the biggest year competitive gaming has ever seen.


10 Major Milestones from 2016 That Prove 2017 Will Be Huge for eSports,

Twitch Grew Into an Internet Behemoth

While many people were shocked by Amazon’s $970 million purchase of Twitch, the streaming website’s current stats proves it was worth the investment. The live-streaming site dedicated to gaming content is outperforming YouTube in some key areas. While Twitch’s overall viewership is far smaller than YouTube's, its viewers consume more hours of content than the average YouTube user. 

According to Tech Crunch, Twitch viewers watch seven hours of content on average every month compared to YouTube’s five hours. Twitch also has better user engagement with its viewers being more active when it comes to posting chat messages and interacting with their favorite broadcasters. Since Twitch has become the go-to platform for viewing gaming tournaments as well as keeping up with popular gamers from across the globe, Twitch's growth can only mean good news for the eSports community. 


Major League Baseball Is Getting into eSports

League of Legends is easily one of the most popular games on the planet and it’s about to get even bigger. Riot Games signed a multi-year deal with a division of Major League Baseball’s parent company that will give MLB the rights to stream the League of Legends Championship Series. The deal means the overall quality of the stream is likely to see a huge boost and it marks yet another multi-million-dollar gaming deal in 2016. The deal is worth a whopping $300 million


The First eSports League with Regional Teams Is on the Way

eSoorts teams are nothing new, but thanks to the success of Blizzard’s Overwatch, a new type of eSports team is on the way. eSports teams have always been made up of players from all across the world, but in 2016, Blizzard announced that their Overwatch league would introduce regional eSports teams. In other words, it would be the first competitive gaming league with a structure that more closely reflects the structure of other professional sporting leagues. 


ELEAGUE Founded in Summer of 2016

Turner Broadcasting officially entered the competitive gaming scene with the launch of their very own league, called ELEAGUE, in the summer of 2016. ELEAGUE hosted two seasons of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive tournaments complete with on-air talent and a live audience. ELEAGUE also played host to the Overwatch Open and streamed the gaming action from all the tournaments live to TBS’ massive audience


Nintendo Is Finally Showing Interest in eSports

The competitive gaming scene has mostly been dominated by PC gamers, but both Xbox and PlayStation have always shown interest in catering to the competitive gaming community on consoles. The gaming giant so often missing from the equation, however, was Nintendo. Despite the fact that the Super Smash Bros. series has been huge for the fighting game community, Nintendo has never shown much interest in getting more involved with eSports. That changed in 2016 with the announcement of the Nintendo Switch. A commercial for the upcoming console showed two eSports teams battling it out in Splatoon and suggests that Nintendo will finally become more invested in the eSports business. 


The Industry Experienced a Massive Jump in Revenue Growth

eSports saw incredible revenue growth in 2016 with competitive gaming making more than $194 million in revenue, according to Newzoo. And that number is expected to more than double in 2017. It’s proof that eSports are growing in popularity and in profitability. In fact, it’s estimated that eSports will become a billion-dollar industry in just a few years. 


Several Professional Athletes Created eSports Teams

While professional athletes like Rick Fox had created their own eSports teams before 2016, last year certainly introduced a surprise surge in professional athletes getting into the competitive gaming scene. By the end of 2016, several sports stars, including Shaq and Rodger Saffold, were the proud owners of eSports teams. Other athletes like Kobe Bryant and Andy Miller have expressed interest in competitive gaming and have already made investments in the industry. 


A Competitive Fighting Game Tournament Was Broadcast on ESPN for the First Time

2016 marked a huge milestone for the fighting game community as the EVO Championship series was broadcast on ESPN for the first time ever. It was also only the second gaming tournament to be broadcast on the network after a Heroes of the Storm Tournament aired back in 2015. 


There's Been a Sudden Surge in Schools Offering eSports Scholarships

By the end of 2016, at least seven different universities and colleges were offering scholarships for competitive gaming. The list includes schools like Robert Morris University, University of Pikeville, Columbia College, and the University of California, Irvine. The University of California, Irvine, even announced plans to create a Korean-style PC cafe for all their students to have access to. 


eSports Is Getting Recognized in Mainstream Entertainment

eSports has been growing in popularity, but recently, it has even started gaining traction in the realm of mainstream entertainment. One of the biggest entertainment announcements related to eSports came when Legendary Pictures, Mosaic Films, and Gary Sanchez Entertainment announced Will Ferrell will be starring in an upcoming comedy film focused on the world of eSports. The movie will even call on the likes of actual professional gamers from eSports teams Evil Geniuses and Fnatic. 



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Thu, 08 Dec 2016 09:25:56 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/how-esports-have-changed-in-2016/taeyura
<![CDATA[22 Wonderfully Japanese AF Video Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/most-japanese-video-games/christopher-myers

A lot of amazing video games (Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Final Fantasy, Contra, Resident Evil, etc.) were made in Japan. While those games were very accessible to a Western audience, there are some games that are, let's say, uniquely Japanese. These video games are either deeply Japanese in their style and story or they simply don't really translate to other cultures. These are some super Japanese video games here, people.

The most Japanese video games represent a difference in aesthetic, taste, and mindset that reflects the idiosyncrasy of the weird island nation that we all love. Many of these video games find niches in Western markets simply because they are so "Japan." Others make it because, hey, they are really good games. Whatever the case may be, these are some Japanese video games that are well worth checking out.


22 Wonderfully Japanese AF Video Games,

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga

This is perhaps the only arcade game that utilizes a large, realistic human butt. In Boong-Ga Boong-Ga, the controller is shaped like a pointed finger, which the player jams into the giant rear. The objective is to punish characters which include a child molester, you mother-in-law, and ex-girlfriend. At the end, you receive a rating of your sexual proclivity, based on the vehemence of your finger thrust.  

The game itself is actually based on a popular Japanese prank called kancho. Kancho involves sticking two fingers into the anus of your target whilst they are distracted. This one definitely tops the "weird Japan stuff" meter.   


Incredible Crisis

This unique and distinctly Japanese game involves a family that, above all else, needs to get home on time in order to celebrate Grandma's birthday. Preventing you from achieving this noble goal are myriad agents of chaos, from a giant bear terrorizing the town to paramedics who make you answer trivia to test your cognitive abilities.

The PlayStation game is a one-player collection of mini-games, really, in which you must overcome these seemingly random obstacles. The icing on the cake? The absurdity is scored by a ska soundtrack. The only problem with Incredible Crisis is its brevity. A game this awesome and this Japanese needs to be longer!


Katamari Damacy

Words cannot fully describe that which is Katamari Damacy for PS2. As the son of the rainbow-vomiting King of the Cosmos, it is your sole duty in life to take a sticky ball called a Katamari and roll up every item in the world into it. Naturally, most things in said world are as absurd as you are. While it starts out the size of a thumbtack, you gradually roll your ever-expanding ball until it is large enough to consume entire cities!

As weirdly Japanese as the game is, it just works. It is a really fun game. There is something strangely comforting about it, just rolling everything up into the Katamari. The experience is very zen, despite the screams of children and old women as they are consumed by the ball.


Ōkami

Ōkami is as Japanese as enjoying a glass of nihonshu while you watch the cherry blossoms bloom on a warm spring day. Bursting with Shinto (a traditional Japanese religion) symbolism, you play as the honorable (Ō) god (kami) Amaterasu, embodied as a wolf. The "celestial brush" tool evokes shodō, and the entire game is styled like a beautiful ukiyo-e print.

Originally released for the PS2 and subsequently for the Wii and PS3, the game is as fun as it is beautiful. The gameplay is solid, and the story is enthralling. The dialogue is witty and engaging, really drawing the player in and giving personality and dimension to the characters. Simply put, this is a must-play.


Pocky & Rocky

A Shinto shrine maiden and her tanuki (an Asian raccoon dog) friend team up to fight a variety of traditional Japanese Yokai in this old-school, cooperative two-person shooter for the SNES. While the Japanese title actually translates to "Mysterious Ghost World: The Enigmatic Black Mantle," the anglicized title allows the cleverly named "Manuke the Tanuki" to become "Rocky the Raccoon." 

This is the first of the Kiki Kaikai series to be released outside of Japan. It is a top-down 2D game, but you can move at your own pace in all directions. The two-player arcade-style fun make this game widely regarded as the best in the Kiki Kaikai series. The game is difficult, but not so hard that it induces controller-throwing rage. Watch out for Kappa, though!


Total War: Shogun 2

While the Total War series is usually geared towards Western interests, this entry, in particular, is definitely Japanese. Becoming Shogun through decades of war is quintessential sixteenth century Japan. This is as much a history lesson as it is a strategy game. You play as one of the clans from the era and your goal is simple: become Shogun at all costs.

Gameplay combines a turn-based campaign map similar to Civilization with real-time battles. Strategy and tactics are balanced by the importance of diplomacy as you expand your influence across Japan. A variety of tactics can be employed, from sending out ninja assassins to laying siege to an enemy castle. The battle scenes are simply massive, giving an appropriate weight to a war that will determine the fate of the nation.


Yokai Watch

Yokai are traditional Japanese "monsters," for lack of a better term. They include creatures like the Kappa, a frog-like animal with a bowl of water on its head, demons like the Oni, a giant ogre with a club, and ghosts like the Yuki Ona, a snow-woman. According to Japanese Shinto superstition, they are everywhere, causing all sorts of maladies.

In Yokai Watch, you get to catch and battle them. The game is immensely popular in Japan and has managed to appeal to Western audiences as well. It is similar to Pokémon in many ways. Both series inspired anime based on the games, as well as toys and cards. Beneath the cross-media marketing, though, there is a solid game that is a lot of fun to play.


Super Table Flip!

For all those times you became so filled with blind fury that you had to just flip the table, Japan gave us Super Table Flip! Known in Japan as Cho Chabudai Gaeshi!, the object of the arcade game is to cause maximum damage with your display of rage. The giant table prop allows for a deeply satisfying sense of realism.

In one scenario you play a father who is just trying to enjoy a family meal while his wife and children rudely play video games and talk on their cell phones. Who wouldn't want to "flip out," as it were? Perfect in its simplicity, this game is sure to bring a smile to your face.


Hatoful Boyfriend

Hatoful Boyfriend is a pigeon dating simulator. You are a human girl who dates pigeons because a normal high school dating simulator wasn't enough... not for Japan. There are eight datable birds and multiple endings, good, bad, and weird. Seriously, WTF Japan?


Super Galdelic Hour

Certain things in Japan are so bright and colorful that it hurts to think about them. This is one of those things. Super Galdelic Hour involves four animals that are transformed into scantily clad, jiggly women in order to play mini-games for our amusement. The PS2 party game was never released outside of Japan, probably with good reason.

Featuring pie throwing, giant lollipops, and more, this game makes full use of the "super kawaii" style.



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Thu, 15 Sep 2016 01:34:42 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/most-japanese-video-games/christopher-myers
<![CDATA[The Most Underwhelming Video Games of 2016]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/disappointing-video-games-2016/crystal-brackett

In 2016, there were a lot of really awesome video games, but there were also a lot of really terrible video games that didn't live up to the hype that came along with them. This list is made up of the most disappointing and underwhelming video games released this year, so vote up the games that weren't as exciting as you expected them to be and vote down the games that actually weren't so bad.

2016 has certainly seen its fair share of virtual disappointment from MOBAs, shooters, survival and role-playing games, among countless others. With all sorts of over-hyped promises and all-around issues including crashing servers, bad graphics, and repetitive gameplay, good games can have such bad problems that it pushes away the player base or just makes the game downright unenjoyable. Take all the server and login issues Pokemon GO had (and still has) and the downright unexciting gameplay No Man's Sky ended up having, for example. It certainly wasn't what anyone was expecting and ended up making the game more of a drag than hours of endless fun and games. Here are some of the most disappointing video games of 2016. 


The Most Underwhelming Video Games of 2016,

No Man's Sky

Many call No Man's Sky one of 2016's largest disappointments. People expected a lot more space-action, and a lot less crafting and juggling resources.


Mighty No. 9

Mighty No. 9 had a huge backing ($3.8 million from 62,000 Kickstarter backers) and promised to be the Mega Man sequel that Capcom was denying fans. Unfortunately, it was a long wait and a lot of hype for what ended up looking like a rejected PS2 game.


Homefront: The Revolution

Homefront: The Revolution is basically Battlefield meets Call of Duty. Not only is the gameplay a copy/paste of every first-person shooter you've ever played, the levels are repetitive and come included with loads of graphical bugs.


Tom Clancy's The Division

Ubisoft wanted Tom Clancy's The Division to be their Destiny so badly. Except it failed to do that because not only are the levels boring, but the end-game is bad.


Star Fox Zero

Although Star Fox Zero sounds fun at first, the bad motion control and boring missions totally take away from whatever was fun about Star Fox in the first place. Star Fox Zero is a seemingly open space adventure where not much critical development was put in after the tech demo.


Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

Activision's yearly military-themed first-person shooter game, Call of Duty, left modern-day war and took place in the far future. The game struggled to successfully imitate the popular first-person shooters like Halo, Star Wars Battlefront, and Titanfall that it was trying so hard to copy.


Quantum Break

Quantum Break really had things going for it as the first big AAA Xbox One game of 2016. Unfortunately, it ended up lacking in performance and image quality, especially for PC players, and was also accompanied by a boring live-action TV show.


Mirror’s Edge Catalyst

While the original Mirror’s Edge was executed beautifully, the storyline for Mirror’s Edge Catalyst lacked interest and the "open world" is a total lie. The open world is being able to hop around on rooftops, and the bad level design doesn't even make this enjoyable.


Super Mario Maker 3DS

Super Mario Maker is really fun if you actually get to utilize all the features. While Super Mario Maker seems fun on the Wii U, not being able to share levels with other players really restricts the capabilities of Super Mario Maker and makes the port kind of pointless for the 3DS.


Pokemon GO

When Pokemon GO came out, we all thought we were going to be traveling across the land to become the very best... but constant server crashes upon launch, the lack of all 150 Pokemon, and all of the other account-erasing, Pokemon-deleting, phone-throwing issues that came along with it made it not worth the trouble.



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Wed, 14 Dec 2016 01:53:02 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/disappointing-video-games-2016/crystal-brackett
<![CDATA[24 Modern Games Reimagined as NES Covers]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/modern-games-with-nes-covers/nathandavidson

Do you like modern video games, but long for a time when things were a bit more pixelated? Then never fear, because this gallery of classic NES covers for modern games will surely provide you with that nostalgia. These awesome fan mockups show what modern games would look like on NES, and they'll make you want to start immediately blowing on things for no apparent reason.

Whether it's a big daddy from Bioshock, awesomely pixelated Fallout 3 art, or a Metal Gear Solid cover that will make you yearn for Contra, you'll find awesome examples of modern games for the NES below. Some of these modern NES box art pictures are better than the originals, but that might be our nostalgia goggles blinding us.


24 Modern Games Reimagined as NES Covers,

Metal Gear Solid

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Animal Crossing

Bioshock

Super Smash Bros.

Guitar Hero: World Tour

Dead Space

League of Legends

Dark Souls

Fallout 3


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Tue, 15 Nov 2016 02:00:27 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/modern-games-with-nes-covers/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[16 Tricks to Help You Defeat the More Experienced Catan Players in Your Life]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/settlers-of-catan-tips-tricks/christopher-myers

When you're sitting on a meager five victory points, holding 10 sheep that you just can't unload, and watching your friend hit longest road for the Settlers of Catan win, you may wonder where you went wrong in life. While you can't go back and change all of your poor life decisions - like that time you drank the expired milk and spent the next two days in the bathroom - you can learn a few tricks to win your next game of Settlers of Catan

Settlers of Catan is an award-winning board game created by German game designer Klaus Teuber which involves using resources to build settlements and cities on an island. Naturally, you want your society to be way better than the other ones, and therein lies the competition. You acquire victory points by building roads, armies, towns, and cities, and generally doing things that make a society look cool to its neighbors. All the while, you'll trade resources with said neighbors for mutual benefit.

This list includes some Settlers of Catan strategies that will take your gameplay to the next level. The game has a few specific mechanics that you can take advantage of to gain an edge on the competition. Keep reading below and learn how to win at Settlers of Catan every time. And remember to lord victories over your friends and family like the good sport that you are.


16 Tricks to Help You Defeat the More Experienced Catan Players in Your Life,

Box People Out

Cutting off your friends from expanding to a new settlement and then watching them cry in despair is one of the most important aspects of Settlers of Catan. There are several techniques to achieve this end. First, you can use roads to wall in your opponents. Second, you can maximize the effectiveness of the "two spaces away" settlement placement rule. Instead of simply placing your own settlements two spaces from each other, you can take up more space by putting them three away while still preventing your opponent from placing a settlement in between your two. Be mindful when you do this, however, so it doesn't backfire and prevent you from building a settlement in a desired location.


Diversify Your Portfolio

This refers more to the number token on the resource than the specific resource being sought. It's better to have one settlement on a six, and one on an eight, than two on the same number. The latter scenario results in collecting resources in bursts, which makes a player more vulnerable to losing half their cards when a seven is rolled.

That said, some diversity in resource type is also beneficial. Being self-sufficient can be the difference between a win and a loss in the late game. Basically, you never want to have all your eggs in one basket.


Choose Your Trading Partners Wisely

There is more to a trade than simply getting a good deal. Keep in mind that the trade will benefit the other trader as well, and if that person is already beating you then they can run away with the game. If someone is only one or two victory points away from winning, then it's safe to say that no one should be trading with them at all. A general rule is if they are showing seven victory points without longest road or largest army, do not trade with them. If you are racing someone to a prime settlement location, then you don't want to give them the resources they need to beat you to it. Sometimes it's better to take a bad deal from the bank than to give others access to your precious resources.


Bricks Mean Business

Bricks are the most important resource in the game. On a standard Settlers board, there are three brick and three ore spaces. Brick is necessary for both roads and new settlements, meaning that this resource is in high demand. This is especially true at the beginning of the game, where most players need a few roads and a settlement just to get off the ground. As the game goes on, the focus starts to switch toward ore and wheat, but brick retains value as people strive for the longest road card. Basically, a brick space with a good number on it's going to be a much sought after space.


There Are Two Basic Strategies

The first strategy is to build as many settlements as possible. You focus on the brick and wood resources, and to a lesser extent, sheep. You need a lot of room to expand using this strategy, and you should also try to get longest road. Area control is key, making sure that you can build in new areas while your opponents cannot.

The second strategy is to focus on ore and wheat, and use it to make cities and get development cards. Ore is more important than wheat, as cities require three ore and two wheat to build. The downside to this strategy is that it's vulnerable to the robber, so it makes sense to also go for the largest army bonus if you take this route. Start getting knights early so you can fend off any robbers that seek to ruin your economy. Getting a port also goes well with this strategy.

You can also combine the two strategies, but be careful not to overextend yourself. Additionally, do not try to go for both the largest army and the longest road cards. Pick one, and commit. 


Last to Place? Get a Port

The last person to place their first settlement is in a great position to grab a 2:1 port, because they will know exactly where their second settlement will go. Remember to place the port first (so you can pick up three resources for your settlement), followed by a settlement that takes advantage of the 2:1 ratio. When taking this strategy, it's okay to break apart your settlements to different parts of the board, but make sure that you leave yourself room to expand. Also, keep in mind that you will be forgoing longest road if you take this route.


Monopolize

When using the monopoly development card, it's good to trade away all of one type of resource before using it - then you can ask for that type of resource and get all your cards back, and more! It's a very effective way to get a bunch of different resources essentially for free. Be prepared for a few upset friends, however.

Besides being a development card in the game, monopolizing resources can be a good way to increase the value of your own goods compared to those of your neighbors. Generally speaking, if everyone else lacks access to a resource you produce, you can get a much better exchange on that resource.


On Opening Turns, Ports Shouldn't Be Chosen Second

Keep in mind that during your second turn of the initial placement phase, you will pick up resource cards according to the adjacent resources. If you pick a port, that means that you will only get two instead of the usual three. Therefore, if you want to open up with a port, be sure to do it on the first placement turn and never the second.


What the Heck Are the Dots For?

You may have noticed that the number tokens have dots, ranging from one to five. These dots represent the probability of rolling that number on a given turn (each dot represents the dice combinations out of 36 that can make that number). In other words, more dots are good. You want dots. If you ever aren't sure about which is the better of two spots on the board - based purely on probability of rolls - add up the dots on each tile and go with the intersection that has the higher total number.


Beware of the Sheep Glut

During almost every game, there will be an excess of sheep at some point. Everyone will have sheep, and everyone will be trying to unload them. A person with a well situated sheep port can turn this into an advantage, but this route is only worth pursuing if it's convenient within a player's larger strategy. Above all, don't focus too heavily on acquiring sheep early in the game. They will come. They always come. 



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Wed, 23 Nov 2016 04:16:07 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/settlers-of-catan-tips-tricks/christopher-myers
<![CDATA[14 Video Games That Let Players Take Drugs and Completely Trip Balls]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/ways-to-trip-balls-in-games/aaron-edwards

While video games mostly focus on new and exciting ways to vanquish one's foes, some of the more interesting titles like to get trippy while they do it. There are plenty of ways to do drugs in video games, beginning with early games like Super Mario Bros. (someone pass the mushrooms!). OK, that one's a stretch, but Mario does get more powerful when he gobbles down a 'shroom and if you really think about it, that game is trippy as hell.

But this list isn't about implied drug use or plumbers. It's about ways to get high in video games. In modern games, drugs can be found all over the place. Sometimes it’s super explicit like in Max Payne, while at other times it’s a bit more cartoony like in Narc. Some games, like Far Cry 3, thrive on the drug trip as part of its style and others use them as genius pieces of world building - like in the Fallout series, where drug dependence is very real and can change your character's stat line.

Keep reading below to see 14 games where characters go way, way down the rabbit hole. 


14 Video Games That Let Players Take Drugs and Completely Trip Balls,

Max Payne

The story of Max Payne revolves around a designer drug called valkyr that has some pretty nasty side effects. Developed by the military for a black-ops program, it ended up causing hallucinations and insanity in its users. Obviously it ends up on the street. Later in the game, Max gets hit with a huge dose of the stuff, sending him into a trippy nightmare where he imagines himself in the panels of a graphic novel. 


The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

The Elder Scrolls games give you the means to do just about anything in the worlds they create, and that includes getting really, really high. The name of the drug is skooma, a crystal that you can smoke to get a stat boost in some areas - but it also gives a massive drop in others. Most notably, your agility hits rock bottom which makes you as sluggish as a drunken dragon.  


Batman: Arkham Asylum

When the Scarecrow shows up in anything related to Batman, you can bet there will be some toxin-induced visions. This one is particularly brutal, with Batman getting drugged and entering his own private house of imagined horrors. While the section is repeated several times throughout the game and can become tiresome later, there is one notable moment where he relives the death of his parents. 


Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception

The third game in the Uncharted series decided to go the trippy direction in certain sequences. Dosed with a fear drug, Drake goes berserk in Yemen as he’s goaded by the disembodied voice of the game’s antagonist. After going nuts and falling asleep, he ends up right in her clutches. 


Far Cry 3

This game really played up the tribal iconography and stereotypes… which includes plenty of hallucinations. Not only do you get special hallucinogenic pills, but there’s also a mission where you burn down a field of marijuana. Breathing in the resulting smoke cloud makes the mission just a little bit more difficult to play. 


The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

Witchers thrive on potion making in order to fight the worst monsters out there. In The Witcher 2, developer CD Projekt RED gives players the chance to try a little drink called the visionary’s potion. The potion supposedly gives the character a look into the future, but what it really does is give you a vision of an alternate world filled with phallic mushrooms and an absolutely massive chicken. 


Grand Theft Auto V

Rockstar has never been a company that creates tame video game experiences. Their games are all filled to the brim with profanity, gore, and a thin layer of mean-spirited social commentary for good measure. Grand Theft Auto V definitely pushes the envelope when it comes to drug use in the series. In one scene, Jimmy gives Michael a horse tranquilizer which leads to quite an experience. He gets abducted by aliens, thrown out of their ship, then he free falls all the way back to Los Santos in a technicolor haze.  


Watch Dogs

This game gives you an app to do just about anything, so why not get high? You have the ability to go on “digital trips,” which are exactly what they sound like. It’s all here: demons, robots, mechanical spider-tanks. Completing a trip unlocks a clothing item that players can add to the regular game. 


Fallout: 4

The makers of the original Fallout games - and the subsequent sequels - were meticulous when they built the world. There are drugs called "chems" all over the place that players can use for various stat boosts. Mentats buff intelligence, Psycho increases damage output, and Med-X gives more damage resistance. You must keep taking the drugs to get the boosts... but that means your character will get addicted quickly. There are a few ways to get rid of the addictions such as doctors and anti-addiction meds, and players also have access to the Party Boy/Girl perk, which gives them an immunity to addiction. 


Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

At the start of the game, your character has awoken from a nine-year coma only to narrowly survive an assassination attempt. Your hospital buddy, Ishmael, gives you a little something called digoxin to get you back on your feet. But what the game doesn’t tell you is that digoxin can cause confusion and hallucinations, which explains some of the crazy fire ghosts and psychic masked children you see slaughtering everyone around you as you try to escape with your life. 



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Tue, 25 Oct 2016 10:36:14 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/ways-to-trip-balls-in-games/aaron-edwards
<![CDATA[26 Celebrities Who Look Just Like Video Game Characters]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-who-look-like-video-game-characters/nathandavidson

Art constantly imitates life, and that is definitely the case when it comes to video game characters. These are celebrities who look like video game characters. Celebs who look like video game characters so much, in fact, it's possible they're actually the same entity. Come on, you don't think there's even a slight possibility that some video game characters are celebrities and vice versa? Take a look at these video game characters who look like celebrities below and judge for yourself. Just make sure you turn off your VR headset before you begin so you don't shatter the space-time continuum. 


26 Celebrities Who Look Just Like Video Game Characters,

Adam Sandler

Angelina Jolie

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Cameron Diaz

Conan O'Brien

David Bowie

Dennis Hopper

Josh Brolin

Leslie David Baker

Ron Perlman


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Tue, 01 Nov 2016 08:09:41 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-who-look-like-video-game-characters/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[18 Video Games Turned Into Adorable Children's Book Covers]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-storytime-versions-of-your-favorite-games/chris-abraham

Who would have thought that video game characters would make perfect children's storybook covers? If you answered Los Angeles-based artist Jo3bot (Joey Spiotto), you would be correct. After showcasing some of his pop-culture/kid's book mashups in 2014 at Gallery 1988, Spiotto went viral. He decided to take his best drawings and turn them into two popular books, both of which can be purchased on his Kickstarter Page.

If you enjoyed the incredible pieces of art on this list, consider buying Joey's books! They are full color and contain information about each piece. Vote up your favorites on this list, and check out more of Jo3bot's work on his website.

 


18 Video Games Turned Into Adorable Children's Book Covers,

BioShock

Fallout 3

Metal Gear Solid

Metroid

Portal

Resident Evil

Super Mario Bros.

The Legend of Zelda

Mortal Kombat

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim


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Fri, 04 Nov 2016 07:24:49 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-storytime-versions-of-your-favorite-games/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[8 Obscure Mario Games You Definitely Haven't Played]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/obscure-mario-games-you-havent-played/chris-abraham

He's the most recognized video game mascot in the world, but even the biggest Nintendo fans haven't played every single Mario game. Whether they're Japanese exclusives or dated educational games, there's a good chance you have not only never played the Mario games on this list, but never even heard of them either. We all love titles like Mario 64 and Super Mario World, but it's fascinating to learn about the lesser-known Mario games that only a select group have played. Some are so obscure there are barely any pictures of them on the Internet - take Mario Undoukai for example, a Japanese Mario arcade game that played like Dance Dance Revolution.

This list includes Mario educational games, Japanese Mario exclusives, Mario arcade games that were coin (or medal) operated, and much more. These are definitely deep cuts when it comes to the beloved Mario franchise, so hopefully you learn a thing or two about these weird games.


8 Obscure Mario Games You Definitely Haven't Played,

Hotel Mario

Widely considered one of the worst Mario titles ever made, Hotel Mario was published by Philips Interactive and Nintendo for the Phillips CD-i in 1994. The image above is from one of the many cut-scenes in the game, which were horrible quality and completely non-interactive. The object of the game was to close doors at one of seven hotels being ran by Bowser, all while avoiding enemies and not exceeding a given time limit. The gameplay from this terrible puzzle game looked like this:



Mario no Photopi

You probably played the heck out of Mario Paint for SNES, but the Japanese exclusive Mario no Photopi undoubtedly flew under your radar. Released in 1998 for the Nintendo 64, Mario no Photopi was a creativity game that allowed players to import their own images via SmartMedia cards that fit into the top of the game's cartridge. You could decorate your photos with Mario artwork, add different borders and fonts, and much more. It looks pretty cool, but did it have the Fly Swatting game? That's a deal breaker.


Mario Teaches Typing

I sure wish my elementary school had a copy of Mario Teaches Typing when I first learned to use a computer. Released for Microsoft Windows and certain Mac in 1991, Mario Teaches Typing was an educational typing game that taught players how to use a keyboard. Players would need to type sentences fast enough to get Mario or Peach past obstacles like pits of quicksand, Thwomps, and more. You can actually play this game online fairly easily, so take a trip to the past and see what educational games were like in the early '90s.


Mario the Juggler

Before Tiger Electronics made all those crappy handheld games in the early '90s, Nintendo was doing it with their Game & Watch units. Mario the Juggler was the final original Game & Watch unit, and was actually a conceptual remake of the first Game & Watch game ever produced, which was simply called Ball.

The object of Mario the Juggler was to juggle items for as long as possible, with the player controlling Mario's left and right hands with two corresponding buttons. Three misses and you got Game Over.


Super Mario Bros. & Friends: When I Grow Up

When it comes to bizarre Mario titles, this one might take the cake. Released in 1992 as a MS-DOS game, Super Mario Bros. & Friends: When I Grow Up was essentially an electronic coloring book (think Mario Paint but with way less options.) Each page featured a theme from common careers, including lawyer, pharmacist, traffic director, and more.


Wrecking Crew '98

Released in 1998 for Super Famicon, Wrecking Crew '98 was a direct sequel to the original Wrecking Crew, which was a launch title for the original NES. Wrecking Crew '98 took a more competitive approach to the concept of the original, pitting two players against each other with the goal of demolishing all their bricks before the other player did so. Although you can play as Mario and Luigi, characters that are unique to the game include Eggplant Man, Gotchawrench, and the nefarious Foreman Spike (who some believe was the inspiration for Wario.)


Mario Roulette

A rare Japanese medal (coin-operated) arcade game, Mario Roulette was developed and released by Nintendo in 1991, in partnership with Konami. Based on the Bonus Game from Super Mario World, the player would insert a coin, and then press the button on the machine to stop the 8 blocks from spinning. If the player successfully lined them up and ended up with Princess Peach in the center square, they would win.


Excitebike: Bun Bun Mario Battle Stadium

Many American NES owners had a copy of Excitebike in their library, but you've probably never even heard of Excitebike: Bun Bun Mario Battle Stadium. Before you laugh at the name too hard, you should know that "bun bun" is Japanese onomatopoeia for a buzzing noise that is sometimes associated with motorcycles.

Also known simply as Excitebike: Mario Battle Stadium, this was a title only available through Nintendo's Satellaview service, which allowed Super Famicom users to download games, magazine articles, and more from the Internet. The game was basically the same concept as the original Excitebike, but all the characters were replaced with Mario, Luigi, Wario, Peach, and more of your favorite Nintendo characters.



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Wed, 02 Nov 2016 04:42:00 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/obscure-mario-games-you-havent-played/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best Country Songs About Gambling]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/country-songs-about-gambling/ranker-music

These country songs about gambling are among the most memorable in the genre. The songs on this list take listeners straight out of Nashville and into Las Vegas, with tales of luck both good and bad – though arguably, more of the latter. It's no surprise that many of the songs listed here that are about Vegas, the beating heart of gambling in the United States and arguably the world.

If you're a country fan, you'll likely know these songs' lyrics by heart. Kenny Rogers’ iconic song “The Gambler” was released in November 1978. It tells the tale of a man who meets up with a gambling stranger who, for a taste of whiskey, offers up some sage advice about gambling and life in general. “The Gambler” was a massive crossover hit, at a time when the line between country and pop was rarely crossed by any single. Other great country poker songs and tunes about playing craps, slots, and more include Clint Black’s “A Good Run of Bad Luck,” “Aces” by Suzy Bogguss, and “Let’s Go to Vegas” by Faith Hill. 

Which of these hits deserves the top spot on this list of country gambling songs? You decide, with your votes.


The Best Country Songs About Gambling,

The Gambler

Queen Of Hearts

Two of a Kind, Workin' on a Full House

One More Dollar

Ace in the Hole

Kentucky Gambler

Losin' in Las Vegas

Ooh Las Vegas

A Good Run of Bad Luck

From a Jack to a Queen


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Thu, 15 Sep 2016 04:27:58 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/country-songs-about-gambling/ranker-music
<![CDATA[The Best Video Games to Play When You're High]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-stoned-video-games/amanda-lynn

Weed + Video Games = True Love. Whether you're sinking into the couch with an indica or blasting through synaptic hula hoops on a sweet sativa, video games are fun to play when you're high. 

The only problem? Choosing the best video games to play when you're high can be as much of an existential crisis as choosing the best snack: they're ALL good, man. Yet, there are some clear standouts. Rank your bake-n-play favorites! Vote up the best video games to play when you're stoned.


The Best Video Games to Play When You're High,

Mario Kart Wii

Stoned driving: not cool, unless it's Mario Kart. Drift and draft your way around colorful obstacles courses with your favorite Nintendo characters to an energetic race soundtrack; what's not to enjoy? Shh, we won't talk about Rainbow Road.


World of Warcraft

Playing World of Warcraft high is not unlike time travel: suddenly, it's 12 hours later and you have vague memories of taking down an enormous spider with the help of a panda. Blizzard's MMORPG continues to pump out premium content, so you're unlikely to run out of things to do (hence the marathon sessions). The character creator alone can be quicksand for the meticulous stoner.


Minecraft

What better way to while away a high than building your own world, block by block? Let your artistic side run wild with abstract creations, go full survivalist with an underground bunker guarded by spiders - whatever you want, Minecraft is your dominion. Make a point to hike to the highest spot in you world to watch the sunrise. Just don't piss off any Creepers along the way.


Portal 2

As funny as it is frustrating, Portal 2 makes good use of a hybrid high. Let the indica calm your turret- and laser-induced stress while the sativa helps you keep up with the witty dialogue and clever puzzles. Best of all, if you plan ahead for the munchies, the cake *won't* be a lie.


Fez

Get lost in FEZ, a meandering, atmospheric puzzle platformer featuring some absolutely beautiful pixel environments and music to match. Unlike most traditional 2D platformers, you can rotate the world of FEZ for a new twist (sorry) on platforming. The nicest thing about playing FEZ while high? Death is but a brief blip before you're respawned at the nearest ledge. Phew. Stress-free.


The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Load up your texture mods and let the good times roll with this beautiful, open world ARPG. Maybe your bong rips have put you in the mood for slaying some dragons; maybe you just want to harvest lavender for a few hours and enjoy the scenery. With over 300 hours of gameplay, Skyrim makes it pretty easy to find some quest or task to suit your buzz.


South Park: The Stick of Truth

Make like Towelie and grab your best giggly bud - as in the kind of weed that makes you giggle, but you could also grab your best giggly friend (or guy or pal). South Park: The Stick of Truth has all the bones of a classic RPG, topped with the hilarious trimmings of that infamous South Park humor. While you're good and high, take the time to read the item descriptions. Easter eggs, mmkay?


The Stanley Parable

With the right weed, a bout of The Stanley Parable can be the most hilarious thing ever. Brilliantly written and narrated, TSP invites you (Stanley) on a journey through your office to figure out why all of your coworkers have disappeared. The story sounds simple enough, but... well, you'll hear all about it from the narrator. Best paired with your favorite uplifting bud, as the hallway routes could spark claustrophobia for some stoned players.


Monument Valley

Talk about getting in the zone. The mobile puzzle platformer Monument Valley features stunning levels of impossible geometry alongside a dreamy soundtrack and minimalist art style. Equally minimalist in its story, the emphasis is on figuring out the clever puzzles of each monument dreamscape. Don't be surprised if you can't pull yourself away from your tablet and finish the game in one stoned sitting.


Zelda (Any Zelda, Let's Be Real)

From the original NES game to Skyward Sword and 25 years of games in between, Zelda is a timeless selection when you're good and baked. Ingenious dungeon design spans the series, more often than not accompanied by a stellar soundtrack. And some of the cleverest writing in games lives in Zelda's dialog boxes (the ones you're not button-stabbing your way through - looking at you, Kaepora Gaebora). The glorious symbiosis of Link and dank makes even Zelda II: The Adventure of Link tolerable! Weed wonders never cease.



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Mon, 10 Oct 2016 10:21:18 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-stoned-video-games/amanda-lynn
<![CDATA[10 Terrifying VR Horror Games That Will Scare the Crap Out of You]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/scary-vr-horror-games/crystal-brackett

Virtual reality is the new frontier of video games, and horror lovers have definitely jumped on the bandwagon. With the recent launch of high-tech VR headsets such as the Oculus RiftHTC Vive, PlayStation VR, and the multitude of other headsets that have been made for mobile devices, the possibilities for gaming and 360-degree experiences are never ending, and you bet there's some scary virtual reality horror games out already. This list contains the most terrifying VR horror games, from bloody monster shooters to interactive murder mysteries, that really make you feel like you're stuck in a horrifying nightmare.

While alone in a virtual reality headset, things can get legitimately scary. Everything seems so real because it's happening from a first-person perspective... and there's no escape until the headset is taken off. When the environment is just creepy enough and a player can interact with that creepy environment, it's a recipe for fear. These scary VR games let you experience a whole new kind of horror.


10 Terrifying VR Horror Games That Will Scare the Crap Out of You,

Dreadhalls

Dreadhalls is a super-spooky classic dungeon crawler for Gear VR and Oculus Rift. As you search for a way out of the dark and desolate hallways from a first person perspective, the things lurking in the darkness will stalk and prey upon you, leading to tons of jump scares.


A Chair in a Room

Explore the surrounding environment and solve puzzles in this psychological horror game while discovering why you, a patient, have suddenly woken up in The Greenwater Institute with no memory of how you got there. This full-on room-scale VR game gives the already ominous environment an even more realistic feeling and leaves you with constant dread as you discover secrets and clues.


Nevermind

Live through this psychological horror game as a therapist digging their way through the trauma and fears that live inside the minds of your patients. Nevermind's experience is enhanced by using physiological feedback to change the environment, meaning that as the player becomes more frightened, the game will react and change the surroundings to match their fear levels. 


Albino Lullaby

The deranged and twisted path the player takes to make their way through Albino Lullaby doesn't need jump scares or bloody violence. As you try to escape from a land full of ever-increasing terrors, the psychedelic real-time visuals that accompany the narrative are surreal and nightmarish enough to have anyone shaking in their VR headset.


Monstrum

Monstrum is an indie horror game that can be played with or without a virtual reality headset, but survival horror is a million times more terrifying in VR. Especially when it involves running from flesh-eating monsters that won't hesitate to jump on faces.


The Brookhaven Experiment

Fight wave after wave of giant gory zombie creatures and try to survive the hordes for as long as possible in The Brookhaven Experiment. As the monsters multiply, they surround you in the center of a dark environment and gradually close in around you as they are left to fight for their life.


Dead Secret

Dead Secret is a murder mystery set in the very stereotypically creepy setting of rural Kansas in the 1960s. Find clues to uncover the truth behind what actually happened to a dead professor, because the killer is still close... very close.


Emily Wants to Play

In Emily Wants to Play, you're just trying to deliver a pizza when you get trapped inside a boarded-up house. Now, you have to frantically attempt to get out of the creepy horror house, and you certainly need to stay away from Emily and those terrifying dolls (and stay alive) in the process.


Until Dawn: Rush of Blood

This PlayStation VR exclusive is from the same minds behind Until Dawn and is perfectly horrific for anyone who's scared of clowns. You have to shoot your way through a creepy carnival - and try not to die at the hands of all the demonic carnies that lie within. Sounds fun, right?


Alone?

Embark on a cryptic quest to find your missing sister in Alone?. There are plenty of terrifying things that are just waiting to be found in the dark corners, but it takes a brave soul to search through all of them.



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Tue, 25 Oct 2016 03:42:29 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/scary-vr-horror-games/crystal-brackett
<![CDATA[10 Reasons Majora's Mask Is the Creepiest Zelda Game Ever Made]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/scariest-zelda-game-majoras-mask/chris-abraham

If you're a big fan of the franchise, it's really hard to argue that Majora's Mask isn't the creepiest Zelda game ever made. Twilight Princess is dark, and Ocarina of Time has its moments as well, but with the moon falling from the sky and Link facing an impending doom, Majora's Mask simply doesn't have much competition when it comes to scary Zelda games. Between its soundtrack, creepy visuals, bizarre storytelling and overall mechanic of fighting against time, Majora's Mask is creepy in all the right ways. It's hard to even consider it a children's game, as its main theme seems to be the inevitability of death.

There are even theories about Majora's Mask that claim Link is actually dead the whole time, although this is not officially confirmed by Miyamoto himself. Here are 10 reasons why The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is hands down the scariest Zelda game of all time.


10 Reasons Majora's Mask Is the Creepiest Zelda Game Ever Made,

Clock Town On the Final Day

Time is an essential mechanic in Majora's Mask, with the terrifying moon getting closer and closer to Termina as the final day approaches. The game's central area, Clock Town, does a beautiful job of capturing this impending doom in more than one way.

One of the subtle ways this is accomplished is with music that changes from day to day. The first day is cheerful and happy, the second day becomes a little more melancholy, and the final day has really dark undertones that make it very obvious that something is wrong. The final hours before the moon crashes has a completely different song altogether, which is somber and almost an acceptance that life as you know it is about to end. It's a great touch to the game that really makes you feel like you are living through this horrible event.

However, it's not just the music that gives off this creepy effect, but the behavior of the townspeople as well. If you visit Clock Town on the final day, you'll realize the town has been virtually deserted. Only a select few have stayed, including the construction foreman who calls everyone cowards for leaving, and the soldiers who guard the exits, visibly shaken and terrified by what is about to happen. With attention to detail like  this, it's no wonder why so many Zelda fans consider Majora's Mask to be the best entry in the series, and why so many others consider it to be the creepiest.


The Garo

"To die without leaving a corpse... That is the way of the Garo."

Once Link manages to make it to Ikana Kindom towards the end of the game, he is confronted by the Garo. These ghostly spirits were once enemies of the Ikana Kingdom, and although they perished long ago, they still haunt the kingdom and appear to Link if he dons the Garo's Mask. Although confused, they still understand that Link himself is not a Garo, remarking, "Master! You called!...!!!...What are you???"  The Garo will then form a ring of fire around themselves and the player, to keep Link trapped while they fight to the death.

The creepiest part comes later when you confront the Garo Master mini-boss in the Stone Temple Tower. After you've defeated him, he pulls out a bomb and literally kills himself right before your very eyes, leaving you with the departing words, "Die I shall, leaving no corpse. That is the law of the Garo." Suicide in a Nintendo title? Way to go Majora's Mask.

 


The Hand in the Toilet

If you check the restroom at the back of the Stock Pot Inn between the hours of midnight and 6am, you will encounter something mysteriously know as "???" in the toilet. When you interact with it, a creepy hand emerges from the toilet, simply saying, "Pa-pa-pa-paper, please!" Link can turn over any item made of paper to the hand, such as the Letter to Kafei or one of his title deeds. In doing so, "???" will reward Link with a piece of heart.

Says Shigeru Miyamoto of the hand: "There are some ghost stories in Japan where- when you are sitting in the bathroom in the traditional style of the Japanese toilet- a hand is actually starting to grab you from beneath. It's a very scary story."


The Happy Mask Salesman

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

Although he made his debut in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, the Happy Mask Salesman plays his most prominent role in Majora's Mask. Is there anything about this guy that isn't unnerving? The fixed look on his face when he's happy is strange enough, but anger him and he will sporadically lash out and begin to yell at you and even strangle you.

What's most mysterious about this man, though, is how little we actually know about him. Link first encounters the Happy Mask Salesman at the bottom of the Clock Tower, right after turning into a Deku Scrub. He appears out of nowhere, remarks that he's been following you, and somehow always knows what you've been up to, despite never leaving his post. Although he does teach you the Song of Healing, he loses his mind when Link tells him he was unable to recover Majora's Mask for him.

When the game is completed, the Happy Mask Salesman leaves you with these final, ominous words:

"Since I am in the midst of my travels… I must bid you farewell. Shouldn’t you be returning home? Whenever there’s a meeting a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever… whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time… that is up to you.”


The Mask Transformations

In Majora's Mask, Link can put on three different masks that turn him into another creature (Deku Scrub, Goron, and Zora.) Pretty cool, right? Wrong. When Link puts these masks on, he is clearly in a great deal of pain during the transformations.

The mask takes hold of Link's face, and while a purple aura swirls behind him and he screams in pain, you can literally hear his bones breaking as he molds into whatever form he will be taking. You can skip these cut-scenes after you've transformed once, but the first time they occur you are forced to watch the suffering in its entirety. Pain. Suffering. Death. This is what Majora's Mask is all about.


Pamela's Father

At the top of Ikana Canyon, Link stumbles upon a music box house that has giant speakers attached to the top (although no music is playing.) When he first arrives and tries to open the door, he is denied by a voice on the other side, who tells him, "Keep away from our house! My father is not one of you!" However, once you've learned the Song of Storms and restore the water flow, the music box house will begin to play a creepy song, and the player hears the front door unlocking.

When you enter the house, you quickly learn there is nothing of interest on the main floor, leading you down to explore the basement. It is here that you see a lone closet at the end of the room, where a half-mummified man suddenly bursts out of and begins to approach you in an awkward, stumbling manner. His mouth agape, he is clearly in pain, and it's not until the little girl Pamela bursts into the room and tells you to stop that you realize this man is her father.

Pamela forces her father back into the closet, but once you play the Song of Healing for him, he is restored to his normal self. It is revealed that he went insane after venturing down into the well, where Link eventually must ascend himself. It's not often you get a happy ending in Majora's Mask, but even if this story ended up uniting a father and her daughter, it's still one of the creepiest segments of the game to play through.


The Creepy Moon That Will Inevitably Kill Everything

Seriously, remind me how this is a kid's game again? The feature game-mechanic of Majora's Mask involves constantly rewinding time, before 72 hours passes and the creepiest moon you've ever seen in your life crashes down to Termina and kills everything in sight. He smiles menacingly at you as he looms above and watches your every move; a grim reminder that if you aren't quick enough, you and everyone around you will be destroyed.

The game reminds you every 12 hours how much time you have left, even if you're in the middle of a dungeon. This adds a certain panic to your gameplay, as this timer is something not found in any other Zelda title. The terrifying moon is one of the many reasons why Majora's Mask is not only one of the most disturbing Zelda games ever made, but one of the most unique as well.


Elegy of Emptiness

"I grant you a solider who has no heart. One who will not falter in the darkness."

In Majora's Mask, the Elegy of Emptiness is a song that Link learns from the spirit Igos du Ikana, which allows him to create a hollow statue of himself. These statues are used for solving puzzles involving multiples switches that must be triggered at the same time, but unfortunately for the player, these statues are also complete nightmare fuel.

Just take a look at what this statue looks like in the picture above. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US NINTENDO? This hollow version of Link greets the player with dead eyes and a menacing smile, further proving that Miyamoto definitely wanted to scar children for life with Majora's Mask. In fact, the statue is so creepy that it spawned one of the scariest Creepypasta stories on the Internet, simply called "Ben Drowned." If you've never read this story, I highly recommend you don't read it before bed (unless you want to stay up all night staring at the ceiling.)


"Them"

"They... They come at night... every year when the carnival approaches... They come riding in a bright, shining ball. A whole lot of them come down... And then... they come to the barn..."

If this quote from Romani sounds terrifying to you, that's because it really is. In one of the side quests in Majora's Mask, you are tasked with defending Romani Ranch from...aliens?! That's right- as if this game weren't creepy enough, they had to throw an alien invasion into the mix.

Simply referred to as "Them," these aliens arrive at Romani Ranch two days before the Carnival of Time, with the intention of abducting cows. At exactly 2:30am, "They" will begin to appear at the ranch. Link's job is to fend off the aliens using his Hero's Bow, until 5:30am when the sun comes up and the invaders all disappear. If you fail in your task and "They" reach the barn, the cows, along with Romani, will be abducted into a bright ball of light. If this happens, Link can come back to the ranch on the Final Day, where Romani has had her memory erased and can't remember anything of the night she was abducted. Isn't this supposed to be a kid's game? 


Gomess

The Stone Temple Tower in Majora's Mask is one of the hardest Zelda dungeons ever made, and the terrifying mini-boss Gomess has a lot to do with that. This phantom-like shadow monster is covered in bats that Link must disperse before being able to strike him, and only appears once the temple has been inverted.

Gomess is creepy enough in appearance, but what really makes him spooky is that he seems to symbolize the Grim Reaper, further adding to the theory that Link is actually dead in Majora's Mask. In French, Gomess shares the name "Facuheur," which translates to "death sword." The French term for Grim Reaper is "la Faucheuse," and since Gomess is a cloaked figure who wields a scythe, it's impossible not to draw the comparison.



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Wed, 26 Oct 2016 05:45:00 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/scariest-zelda-game-majoras-mask/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The 10 Hardest Legend of Zelda Dungeons in Franchise History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/hardest-zelda-dungeons-of-all-time/chris-abraham

The Legend of Zelda series can be described in a lot of ways, but easy is not always one of them. The bread and butter of the Zelda franchise is its intricate dungeons, but as this list proves, not all Zelda dungeons are created equal. The intricate puzzles and infuriating bosses make the hardest Zelda dungeons masterpieces of rage, so we decided to take a look at the 10 most difficult Zelda dungeons from the series so far. Specific phrases like “Great Palace” and “Stone Temple Palace” make almost every serious Zelda fan shudder, but there are plenty of other rage-inducing dungeons that deserve medals of frustration as well.

If you think the most frustrating Zelda dungeon isn't on this list, let us know what it is in the comments, and why you struggled with it. This list is obviously subjective, but the 10 on this list are all objectively difficult.


The 10 Hardest Legend of Zelda Dungeons in Franchise History,

Tower of Spirits (Spirit Tracks)

The Tower of Spirits is the central dungeon from The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Just like the Temple of the Ocean King from Phantom Hourglass, you are forced to revisit it multiple times as you progress through the game. Although Tower of Spirits fixed the problem of having to replay the same parts of the dungeon each time in order to advance to new ones, the difficulty of this temple earns it a spot on this list.

The length of the dungeon is longer compared to other Zelda games, as it has a whopping thirty levels to it. The gimmick of this dungeon is that Link must possess the body of several different Phantom Knights, each with their own unique ability. If you direct one of these knights to the wrong location, you're going to have to start over, and by that time you've already forgotten what the hell you were doing in the first place.


Death Mountain (The Legend of Zelda)

Often referred to as Level 9, Death Mountain is the final dungeon in The Legend of Zelda for NES. Located in Spectacle Rock, Death Mountain is the longest dungeon in the game, with over fifty rooms to conquer. Link must overcome foes like Wizzrobes and Lanmoles before facing Ganon, the mentally taxing final boss. This was the original WTF Zelda dungeon that had players pulling their hair out, and it's difficulty still holds up almost 30 years later.


Great Bay Temple (Majora's Mask)

You might groan at two different water temples being included on this list, but many Zelda fans find the Great Bay Temple (including myself) to be really difficult. The third dungeon in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, the Great Bay Temple is similar to Ocarina's Water Temple in that it involves manipulating water in order to advance. This time, however, you're manipulating the current of the water and which way it flows, rather than draining like you did in the previous game.

Collecting all the stray fairies (if you choose to do so) is a pain in the butt, and the boss Gyorg is fairly tedious and annoying as well. Let's not forget, you are on a timer as you play through the temple, which adds extra pressure to complete it before your three days are up.


Great Palace (Zelda II: The Adventure of Link)

Many hardcore Zelda fans consider Great Palace from The Adventure of Link to be the most unrelenting Zelda dungeon of all time. The last dungeon in the game, the Great Palace is located in the Valley of Death, where the Triforce of Courage can found. Although the confusing map layout and unforgiving pits of lava are some of the challenges in this temple, the main reason it's on this list is because of how tedious it is.

In order to defeat the Thunderbird (which isn't even the temple's final boss,) you HAVE to have a thunder spell. Where do you get it? A random guy in town, who makes you collect 4 magic containers that are very well hidden before finally handing it over to you. Only then do you stand a chance of maybe defeating the Thunderbird, which again, isn't even the final boss. Let's not forget you can get a Game Over as well, forcing you to start from the BEGINNING of the game if you fail (which you probably will.) F*ck you Great Palace; you are legitimately awful.


Ice Palace (A Link to Past)

The fifth Dark World dungeon in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to Past, the Ice Palace is unique in that it is the first ice temple to appear in a Zelda game. With ice floors in almost every room, your walking traction is majorly reduced, making for very difficult maneuverability and frustrating combat with enemies (especially those damn green penguins.) The Ice Palace also involves a ton of backtracking, which is super annoying considering the map layout is confusing and you're slipping and sliding all over the place when you run. Kholdstare, the final boss, is fortunately not located on an ice floor, but is still pretty difficult nonetheless.


City in the Sky (Twilight Princess)

Before Skyward Sword took Link above the clouds to Skyloft, there was the City in the Sky dungeon in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. One of the final dungeons in the game, City in the Sky is difficult for several reasons. It features a very large and disorienting map, where you're traveling both vertically and horizontally using your clawshot and eventually double clawshot (which is a really fun aspect of the dungeon.) The City in the Sky features a ton of spinning obstacles that you need to attach yourself to, which can be disorienting and often times confusing for the player. It's definitely the grand finale of Twilight Princess; if you can make it out of here alive it's all smooth sailing from that point on.


Sand Ship (Skyward Sword)

Although it was one of the better-designed dungeons in Skyward Sword, the Sand Ship was still fairly challenging for a multitude of reasons. Using time shift stones, the player must switch between past and present to solve puzzles, which can get really confusing. Some of the enemies in this dungeon were frustrating to fight as well, considering Skyward Sword has the trickiest control schemes of any Zelda game. A room with three Beamos you fight at the same time? No thank you!


Water Temple (Ocarina of Time)

Considered the hardest temple in the game, the Water Temple from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is notoriously difficult for first-time Zelda players. Hell, the Water Temple is practically an internet meme at this point, as even non-Zelda fans have probably heard about how harrowing it can be to complete.

Why is the Water Temple so difficult? The main gimmick of this dungeon involves raising the temple's water level up and down to solve puzzles, which gets confusing and involves a lot of experimenting and backtracking before you finally figure out what you're supposed to be doing. In the original version for N64, you also had to constantly equip and un-equip the iron boots, which was tedious and annoying (although they fixed this in the 3DS remake.) Add a mini-boss fight with Dark Link to the mix and you've got one difficult Zelda dungeon.


Stone Tower Temple (Majora's Mask)

Stone Tower Temple is fourth and final major dungeon in The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, and boy is it a doozy. The Stone Tower Temple is the epitome of taking what you learned from a game up to that point and applying the logic to one final challenge, as all three mask transformations are required to get through this dungeon.

You'll need the Goron Mask to walk through lava, the Deku Mask to fly, and sometimes you don't even need a mask at all when you think you do. To top it off, not only are there two difficult mini-bosses to take down, but you must also flip the temple upside-down to complete a portion of it. With puzzles that are anything but straightforward and a wealth of knowledge required to complete it, the Stone Tower Temple just might be the hardest Zelda dungeon of all time.


Palace of Winds (The Minish Cap)

If you've never played The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, you should! It's probably the most underrated Zelda game in the series, and can be downloaded for $7.99 on the Wii U virtual store. Once you get to the Palace of Winds, however, you might regret ever buying the game.

As the dungeon's name suggests, you will be dealing with a lot of wind that can knock you over the edge, causing you to fall to your death. Couple that with some difficult enemies and a weird cloning mechanic, and you've got a pretty frustrating dungeon that is not only difficult, but super long as well. Just wait until you're one blow away from finishing off the boss and fall of the edge- you might just break your controller.



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Tue, 20 Sep 2016 03:14:58 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/hardest-zelda-dungeons-of-all-time/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[23 Insane Situations Only Sims Addicts Would Think Are Normal]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-of-a-normal-day-in-the-sims/dukeharten

Hear ye hear ye, gamers! Anybody who enjoys The Sims will love some of the craziest descriptions of day-to-day life in the game, featured below. This list takes cues from the popular Reddit thread, and brings you the best of anormaldayinthesims!

These funny "a normal day in The Sims" stories cover everything from adultery and death to dancing in puddles of pee. A normal day in the Sims jokes are nothing like your typical jokes - herein lie the craziest happenings from the game, like dying of starvation because there's too much clutter on the counter. 


23 Insane Situations Only Sims Addicts Would Think Are Normal,

Baby Mama Drama

The Lovelace family decided being rich and sexy wasn't enough, so they started a sex club. Barbie and Ken Doll were invited and Barbie got so jealous after catching Ken trying to knock up Jezebel Lovelace that she flat out died. Also, Jezebel has no idea whose baby she's pregnant with. Now Jezebel's husband and Ken are fighting in a windowless bathroom with a stinking toilet.


Flirty Cop Ruins First Day

It was my first day as a police officer. I was booking a criminal at the station and was about to search her. Suddenly my coworker jumped in front of me and started flirting with the suspect and showing off his muscles. Then he spoiled my favorite show and walked away. I'm not sure if I want to go back for my second day.


Extramarital Extraterrestrial

My sim married a man on the top of his career, then cheated on him with an Asian man, who happened to be an alien in disguise.


Dead Husband Is Jealous

So I was married, but then got interested in a guy. My husband died so I thought it was okay to go ahead and start an official relationship with this new man. However, my husband's ghost has started rumors in town that I am currently cheating on him so now all my acquaintances are judging me. Am I expected to stay with my dead husbands ghost for forever? It's really complicating my social life.


Tired of Grandma

I had a sweet, loving couple for such a long time. They had such a successful marriage and life, but then the game prompted that soon the end would come. After a week of still living, it never came. So I made grandma run the treadmill and then woohoo two times until her heart gave. And since I can't woohoo grandpa to death, I moved him out as a lonely widower.


Cat Heaven

I am a cat. One of my masters, my favorite one, decided to cook on his brand new oven just after some renovation but he started a fire by accident. Both of my masters decided to run up to the fire and scream and panic. They didn't leave or call the fire department, so they both burned alive.

At least I get the sofa to myself!


Family Affair

My father divorced my mother and married my girlfriend's mother. Now I'm engaged to my girlfriend who is my step sister. Help.


Dad Dies from Too Much Woohoo

I married a man much older than me so I could have a baby. And then when he got old I woohoo'd him four times in a row in an attempt to have him die from over-exertion. But when it finally happened, I felt bad because my son has no father now.


High School Grad Becomes Bestselling Author

I graduated high school about a month ago and have since become a pretty famous and prolific author. I'm thrilled! But it gets better; I had a good friend in elementary school named Wilhelmina Wolff, who I hadn't spoken to in at least a week. She called yesterday, out of nowhere! She wanted me to write a biography about her, and in return she promised to like me more.

I'm a sucker for being liked, so I told her I'd write her a biography. It was an honor, since she's done so much with her life even though she's somehow still in elementary school. I began with the story of that one time she peed her pants at my house, and ended with a chapter about her new set of building blocks.

I'm so glad that this rekindled our friendship. I think I'll invite her over later. She can play outside on the swing set while I talk to her about my kids and complain about my job.


Grave and Ghost Unrelated, Probably

I moved into a new house and there was a grave in the backyard. I walk out to the grave everyday and cry over the loss of whoever it was. I've never met this person, but I assume they are someone worth crying over. I cry in bed then play games online and feel happy again. After a good night's sleep, I walk out to the grave and mourn the loss of this unknown person again. On an unrelated note, a ghost keeps coming into my house at night and I hate him.



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Mon, 08 Aug 2016 04:25:36 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-of-a-normal-day-in-the-sims/dukeharten
<![CDATA[10 Hyped-Up RPGs That Are Extremely Overrated]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/overrated-rpgs/joreljones

First thing's first: the games on this list might not be the worst RPGs of all time - you're not going to find F.A.T.A.L. on here - but in terms of the massive disconnect between player expectations and eventual reception, these RPGs really let fans down. Many popular titles made the list, but popularity is a must when it comes to hype. If you're wondering to yourself, "What RPG should I get next?", then read on - just in case you're considering one of these titles that often left players unfulfilled. 

No doubt, some readers will be rubbed the wrong way; however, it's important to remember that one poor game doesn't ruin a series. Many series have that one bad egg that beckons to be remade for the sake of the series. In some cases, great games catch bad raps solely due to fan anticipation. It's okay if you love one or two of these. There's a mix of old RPGs and new RPGs, but most of these titles are modern because the social media era did wonders for video game hype and pre-release drama. Vote up the RPGs on this list that really failed to deliver on their hype.


10 Hyped-Up RPGs That Are Extremely Overrated,

EarthBound

For all of the fanatics out there that suggest Earthbound is an all-time great RPG, there are about an equal number of naysayers. A big issue is the game's lack of replay value for non-fanatics.

To its credit, Earthbound was a pioneer of the RPG genre because of its battle system. Enemies will chase you or attempt to flee depending upon your strength level. Earthbound was ahead of its time in the PvE department and that deserves credit, but when you pick up this game as a player of many modern RPGs, it feels like something is lacking.

The characters, story, and modes of storytelling carry the load for Earthbound overall. This is likely why the title has been able to attract a cult following. Each character can be memorable if given a chance, and the story has solid pacing without lulls and dry spells. There's humor and horror, but those don't add up to an all-time great with all of the RPG releases that have come since.


Final Fantasy VIII

The hype factor on this one should be understandable for most: this is the title that followed the legendary Final Fantasy VII.

There are lots of players that will defend this title, though most of them are likely series fanatics. But here's the thing: this isn't the most clear-cut RPG in terms of the combat. Final Fantasy VIII changed the battle system from the FFVII style that won the hearts of many. Many players argued that the new fighting style was just too difficult to master, causing this game to be a huge let-down.


Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire

The third generation of Pokémon started a decline in terms of innovation for the series. Catching them all was entertaining in the first generation (Red, Blue, and Yellow) because the game was fresh. The second generation (Gold, Silver, and Crystal) took place in a more realistic and entertaining world than the third generation (Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald). Graphically, Ruby and Sapphire are top-notch; each takes great advantage of the GameBoy Advance hardware.

What makes generation three a disappointment is the lack of relevant time. At the game's beginning, players leap out of a truck filled with belongings and are told to set the clock in the bedroom. In generation two, the time you choose in the beginning determines when certain Pokemon are available to you during the play-through. Additionally, the sun goes up and down, which affects the look of each city and route. 

As an RPG, generation three feels incomplete when set beside each of its predecessors. To its credit, though, generation three presents a greater challenge for players than ever before. Acquiring the badges and defeating the Elite Four is more difficult in this generation than the ones before it.


Final Fantasy XIV

The unusual predicament with Final Fantasy XIV Online is, when you look at the game today, it seems pretty great. That's because what you're seeing now is Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn. Final Fantasy XIV Online was released in September 2010, and it was so poorly received that Square Enix, its developer and publisher, took the game offline in November 2012 and rebuilt it from the ground up, resulting in A Realm Reborn.

Like most Final Fantasy games, XIV was an anticipated release; promises of online play intrigued many players, including newcomers to the Final Fantasy series. However, once it came out, there wasn't much to be excited about. Fans and critics agreed that the launch had been a failure filled with unstable servers, a non-intuitive user interface, and uninspired quest design.

The problem was rooted in the game's design principles. Near-empty areas still required lots of processing power because simple objects like flowerpots were built from 1000+ polygons and 100+ lines of shader code. Graphically, it was impressive, but if you can't even see that flowerpot because the game crashes so often, then what good is it?


BioShock Infinite

This shouldn't be a surprising inclusion for many. Some would say that by the time the BioShock series reached Infinite, it should have been concluded. Nonetheless, there was a clamor of hype surrounding the release.

BioShock Infinite included some aspects that deserve to be excluded from a shooter. When playing through the original BioShock, players often feel secluded and that's part of what makes the game great. For this series, it's the whole alone-with-a-gun-or-two angle that drives the gameplay forward. 

BioShock Infinite flipped the script and threw in non-player characters to interact with. Perhaps the story called for it, but it didn't necessarily have to (and probably shouldn't have, given the genre). Switching over from alone-with-a-gun to dialogue sequences is a pain in the neck for many first-person shooter fans. Some series fanatics won't even bother convincing you to give it a go when you compare it to its predecessors.


Destiny

Destiny is an enigma. Calling the game an RPG is slightly sketchy because Bungie's goal was to develop its own genre when releasing this title. There are RPG elements to the game, and certainly MMORPG elements like raids. Destiny had to make the list because with a budget of $500 million, the standards to judge the project become "take over the industry or bust."

Overall, Destiny is not a bust; however, as Bungie's first attempt at something new after selling their major success (Halo), the gaming community's standards were pretty high. But for those fans that were paying close attention, Destiny's shortcomings were foreseeable. 

The Halo franchise was declining when Bungie let it loose. From an eSports perspective, this is clear, given how far the series has fallen behind its competitors. Design decisions in the transition between Halo 2 and Halo 3 were questionable, despite Halo 3's major success in its opening years. Many players stomached the changes and kept with the series, but they only stayed for as long as their patience could last. With Destiny, Bungie ran into trouble with story elements. The narrative was disjointed, and worse, it felt unimportant.

Some consider Bungie to be a studio with its best years behind them. Whether or not that's true depends on where Destiny goes from here. It's intended to be a project that will evolve in the years to come, and only time will tell if that actually happens.


Fallout: 4

Bad game? No, of course not. Good game? Probably... yes.

This is the usual response you get from Fallout 4 players, and that's after you listen to their rant on how the story became confusing and predictable simultaneously. This game's failures are primarily centered on the plot. If you're looking for a fun game to play through, give it a shot. But be warned: Fallout 4 is a great example of how unexpected twists and turns can be a bad thing.

Many aspects of Fallout 4 raise questions, yet players are still able to predict game-changing parts of the greater storyline. The way Fallout 4 tells its story, character motivations are not all given. As a result, the gameplay can become less interesting than previous titles in the series. The consequences of your successes and failures don't seem to matter as much anymore.

While some may claim the series just got old, the real problem was the hype behind Fallout 4's release was very real, and the product just didn't deliver.


Dragon Age II

Dragon Age II is a great example of one the greatest mistakes a developer can make when trying to make a great game. It's the sort of thing you see all the time with movies and books made into video games: it was a rushed project.

Many of the elements that players saw in the original Dragon Age were also present in the sequel. In an industry that's constantly evolving, it's important to keep with the times and Dragon Age II didn't do that. Also, according to one Escapist forum poster, there were limited "amounts of weapons and inventory items in comparison to Baldurs Gate, Neverwinter Nights, [and] even Dragon Age 1." 


ArcheAge

ArcheAge's reception is quite mixed, but the hype behind it in the weeks prior to its release was definite. This was not originally a North American game; it was ported over from Asia by Trion Worlds (a publisher with a history of poor game launches). The fact that ArcheAge doesn't hold a great stake of the MMORPG market is a shame in the minds of many.

The sandbox environment is an aspect of gameplay that PvP advocates had their eyes on for some time. The class system is highly unique and variable, which can create its own problems in terms of character balance for a game that claimed PvP would be at the forefront of gameplay. Nonetheless, Trion's efforts to present this anticipated title were lackluster at best. 

Trion Worlds quickly lost the trust of ArcheAge's player base; broken promises were a problem. Founder's Packs were sold prior to the North American release, which promised features like Guild castles (landholding is a significant aspect of ArcheAge). When the game was released, there were no guild castles to be found. To make matters worse, Trion's communication with the players was nearly non-existent.

Overall, ArcheAge as a game is a solid creation, now that the dust has settled from the release. But Many publishers should take a look at ArcheAge for an example of how not to port a good foreign game into a new region.


SimCity 2013

Electronic Arts has had its fair share of mess-ups throughout gaming history. This is one of the most memorable. The failure took place on two fronts: online and offline. When SimCity 2013 launched there wasn't much fun involved.

The Sims was a series that made its name by bringing the fun offline, though lots of players anticipated a large-scale online expansion or port. SimCity 2013 promised "New transportation options. Population determined by roads. And... an intricate multiplayer network that supports inter-city trading and requires SimCity to be online at all times." These are all exciting features, except for that last one.

Because SimCity 2013 required Internet access, the purchase became useless when EA's servers were consistently breaking down. The result was a highly disappointed fanbase, but EA did the right thing and gave away some free games in return. As a title under the Sims series, SimCity 2013 was a disaster that no one saw coming.



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Fri, 30 Sep 2016 05:38:36 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/overrated-rpgs/joreljones
<![CDATA[Bad Video Games You Played as a Kid Because You Didn't Know Any Better]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/video-games-that-sucked-but-you-played-anyway/jacob-shelton

Before the Internet gave us the ability to learn anything about everything, more or less on a whim, there really wasn’t a way to figure out what video games to play. If you were lucky you had friends who could guide you on what games to pick up for your Nintendo, but if you were an only child with a non-existent friend group, you were stuck scanning the aisles at your local video store and grabbing whatever looked the coolest. This led to playing a lot of video games that sucked. Yet you still played.

Sometimes it was out of frustration - maybe you just hadn’t figured out how to master Hudson Hawk - and other times it was because you blew all your allowance on a game and you had to get your money’s worth. Keep reading to commiserate about old video games you hated, but still played.

There are a lot of players out there who wish for the simpler time of the SNES and Sega Genesis, but the fact of the matter is that a lot of those games were terrible. Most of them had really bad gameplay, or they completely misinterpreted an original idea to get a few bucks. We’ve put together some of the worst nostalgic video games in history, but you can always leave a comment with what game you really hated to play.

Remember to vote up your favorite awful video game from your childhood. 


Bad Video Games You Played as a Kid Because You Didn't Know Any Better,

Ecco the Dolphin

Can someone please explain why people love this game? What was so fun about driving a dolphin around the ocean and doing nothing else? It was like a Lisa Frank notebook come to life. 


Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero

Do you remember how cool it was that the Mortal Kombat games were going to branch out into a series of action-adventure games that explored the back stories of each character? Do you also remember how bad Mortal Kombat Mythologies was? This was the first time a Mortal Kombat game let the world down, and it definitely wouldn't be the last. 


Star Trek: 25th Anniversary

The Star Trek franchise has never been the best about giving their fans extra media outside of film and television (aside from the interactive VCR game The Klingon Challenge - that game is golden). Though there was one NES game that let players follow the adventures of Captain Kirk as he... does something? If you were a young Star Trek fan you probably walked around the maze-like levels of plants until your face hurt, but don't worry - it was Star Trek, not you. 


Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

What a missed opportunity. For anyone that loved the original Legend of Zelda game The Adventure of Link was such a confusing misstep that it almost turned everyone off the series forever. As a kid it was easy to think that the problem was you, not the heavily botched semi-RPG. 


Superman

There was something wrong with this game. Not only did it ruin what should have been a relatively simply side scrolling, beat-'em-up game, but it introduced an incredibly complicated system of kryptonite that ruined the gameplay. But kids may not have immediately know that the game was the problem, so they spend an entire weekend trying to figure out the dynamics of this game only to consistently fail. 


Back to the Future

If we had a Delorean, the first thing we would do is go back in time and stop ourselves from playing this awful imitation of a game. For a lot of people this game was the beginning of their distrust with the entertainment industry. When will we learn that film tie-ins never work?


Batman Forever

Batman Forever was one of those games that looked awesome in the demo. Batman could morph into a bullet proof sarcophagus thing, he could whip his cape, he was a regular Captain Awesome. Unfortunately, all of that stuff was basically impossible to do if you were a 10 year old who hadn't yet mastered the intricacies of button mashing. 


Home Alone

Remember in Home Alone where Kevin has to hide all of his family's stuff while dodging ghosts? No? Huh, how'd that get into this horrible game, then?


Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

What red-blooded kid wasn't excited about the promise of playing as a power ranger in a game that LOOKED JUST LIKE THE TV SHOW?! OMG! Well, it turned out that the "game" was more of a collection of cut scenes that left entire birthday parties full of 10 year olds bored out of their minds. 


Friday the 13th

A video game where you get to kill Jason should have been such a fun game, but this travesty of a side scroller was such a let down. That didn't mean we didn't spend months trying to run our way across Camp Crystal Lake dodging wolves and zombies. You know, like in the movie.



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Tue, 20 Sep 2016 06:42:13 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/video-games-that-sucked-but-you-played-anyway/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[The Best Drinking Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nsfw-drunk-games/jacob-shelton

Hanging out with your friends and drinking is fun and all, but you know what makes getting drunk with your besties even besiter? Fun, and slightly offensive drunk games! Before you start rolling your eyes and talking about how you don’t need a game to help you drink, hear us out. NSFW drunk games aren’t just fun because they give you an excuse to go HAM, but they’re also fun ways to get to know weird things about your friends that you never would have learned in another context. By playing the fun and super weird drinking games that we’re going to tell you about, you’ll learn which one of your friends is easily offended, who’s mildly racist, who isn’t afraid of anything, and you get to see what your friends look like when they puke. It’s a win win win win.

It doesn’t matter what kind of gamer you are, there’s a drinking game for you. If you want a the latest the board game world has to offer in the realm of drinking games Disturbed Friends will satisfy. If all you want from life is a deck of playing cards, a big cup, and a bunch of booze, there’s a game for you too. If you’re looking for an excuse to get turnt with your buds then start reading up on these super fun, but definitely NSFW drinking games and blow your latest paycheck at the liquor store.


The Best Drinking Games,

iPuke

iPuke is not for the faint of heart. If you play this game you won't just get drunk, you'll make yourself look like an ass in front of your friends, see someone you love do something very embarrassing, and you'll definitely projectile vomit like a possessed 12 year old. It's kind of like truth or dare, but instead of the "truth" option, you have to drink. Play this game now. It's important.


D*ck... Or No D*ck

D*ck... Or No D*ck is surely one of the more disturbing games you can play with your friends. Luckily it's super easy. All you have to do is get a ton of booze, pull up Craigslist's ~casual encounters~ section, and guess if you're going to see a d*ck or not when you click on a particular ad. Anyone who guessed d*ck and is correct has to drink. So what if you have to see a bunch of weird stranger d*cks, the booze makes it all okay.


Drawful

If you've got a bunch of friends together and you don't know what to do, throw Drawful on and try to guess the unique phrase your drunk friends are trying to draw while people yell things at them. It's like Pictionary but with more booze and your dad's not going to try to play (unless your dad likes to partay).


Never Have I Ever

Never Have I Ever seems like an innocuous way to get drunk, but suddenly you've admitted to making out with a stranger in a pile of trash and then everyone thinks of you as the guy who got to second base surrounded by garbage. If you've never played the game, what happens is you and a group of friends sit in a circle and someone says "Never have I ever eaten gum off the sidewalk," (or any kind of fun question) and if you've eaten gum off the sidewalk you have to take a drink. You'd be surprised how often most of your friends are drinking. But be careful, if you're playing Never Have I Ever with your significant other your relationship might be one drink away from ending.


Dirty King's Cup

Maybe you've played a version of King's Cup, but until you've gotten really weird with it, you haven't lived. To play you assign a rule to each card in a standard deck of playing cards, and get a giant cup so you can pour booze into it. You can make as many weird rules as you want (when a three is drawn the last person to put their underwear on their heads has to take a drink, for example), but the main rule is that after all four king cards have been drawn somebody has to drink everything in that giant cup of booze.


C-SPAN Drinking Game

For all the NPR heads, there's finally got a drinking game for you. All you and your cardigan-wearing friends have to do is put on C-SPAN and drink every time a politician laughs uncomfortably, or when someone says the word "multiple," or "money." You can also switch up the words to whatever helps you get drunk quicker. And remember, whoever blacks out first has to recite the Preamble to the Constitution.


Sandler Masochism

If anyone tells you they didn't love Adam Sandler when they were 13 years old they're a liar. We all loved Billy Madison, but then we grew up and his movies got bad. The scientific term is actually "bad bad bad bad." Sandler Masochism takes you back to before you could drive by having you play drinking games to Adam Sandler movies (take a drink every time a man child learns a simple life lesson!), and once you're drunk everyone has to take a drink when they earnestly laugh at one of the gags.


Disturbed Friends

This game should be banned.

Disturbed Friends is a party game designed to find out how disturbed your friends are, but, more importantly, how disturbed they think you are.

You will be faced with horrible situations, sexual scenarios and unethical debates that may cause you to re-evaluate your friendships.

The game is simple, even a handicapped goat could play.

"Cards Against Humanity on steroids" – theCHIVE

Grab a copy now from Amazon.com here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00X650PME
 


Monster Rejects

 

A ridiculous party card game where racist, homeless, senile, slutty & other fucked up monster’s battle for supremacy! The game is a combination of Uno, Crazy 8’s and Pure Evil.

Warning: Hitler would probably find this game offensive

Grab a copy now from Amazon.com here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DFKQGN6



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Wed, 07 Sep 2016 07:22:46 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-nsfw-drunk-games/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[All 10 Old Microsoft Windows Games from the '90s, Ranked]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-old-microsoft-windows-games/jacob-shelton

It’s safe to say most of us grew up using a computer that ran some version of Microsoft’s classic home PC software, and because you probably weren’t a child accountant, you likely spent your time playing the games that came with Windows. Microsoft was very cool about including different types of games for all types of players. There were puzzle games, pinball, and even classic card games for those of us who enjoyed an old school sensibility with the added class of not having to touch a filthy stack of cards. But which were the best Microsoft Windows games? You’re going to help answer that question in this ranking of all the old Microsoft games.

Maybe this is rose-tinted hindsight speaking, but there was something pure about '90s Microsoft games. They all had a simple conceit, but never lost their luster. If you don’t think that’s true, think back to the countless games of solitaire you played and try to convince anyone you didn’t love it. Could you have been outside chasing butterflies? Probably, but then you never would have seen the fireworks that go off when you beat a game of FreeCell in less than ten minutes. Now that was living.

Vote on your favorite old Microsoft Windows games and if you were too cool for mahjong get real in the comments and tell us what you liked to play. 


All 10 Old Microsoft Windows Games from the '90s, Ranked,

Chip's Challenge

For a lot of millennials Chip's Challenge was the first puzzle game you played, and it was the perfect primer to prepare your inner nerd for a lifetime of fawning over Legend of Zelda. Raise your hand if you still see that warp door in your dreams. 


JezzBall

Oh JezzBall, you're just an out-of-date computer game, so you'll never know how happy you made a generation of bored latchkey kids. The day a JezzBall app shows up for iPhones is the day all work on the planet stops. 


Microsoft Mahjong

Admit it, you tried to play Mahjong so many times on Windows 98 and never got further than staring at the large pyramid of tiles, trying to figure out what to do with them. Are you supposed to make pictures? Kung fu slice them? For the love of god, please! What is this?!


Rodent's Revenge

Rodent's Revenge was such a weird puzzle game, and it really doesn't get enough credit for being a kind of reverse Pac Man. Didn't the cats you trap turn into skeletons after the clock ran out? And isn't trapping cats kind of inherently weird? 


SkiFree

SkiFree probably offers the best gameplay to those who've never skied before IRL. Thing is, once you've been out on the slopes, you know there's no way it compares to being chased by a pixelated abominable snow man. Thus, SkiFree has ruined your skiing forever. 


Minesweeper

Do you remember how frustrating it was when you saw people solve Minesweeper in one move? Most of us were never able to capture that magic, but it must've been very, very satisfying. Muy satisfecho, as they say en Español. 


Pipe Mania

Do you think Pipe Dream is responsible for millions of millennials being unable to fix real world problems with straight forward solutions? What's not to love about this game? It's kinda like Tetris, but instead of clearing out lines of weird Russian blocks, you got to make a giant mess.  


Solitaire

If you were born any time after 1985, you can probably count the number of times you've played solitaire IRL on one hand. Who knew Microsoft struck anti-boredom gold when they included this classic rainy day game on all of their computers? 


FreeCell

Most of us will never understand how FreeCell is different from Solitaire, but moms of the world insist it's a totally disparate experience. Maybe it's something you only truly understand when you're over 40 and have a son who won't stop pretending to be a ninja and you're halfway through a bottle of red and, like, seriously, this game is not the same as Solitaire


Black Hole Pinball

It was a revelation when computer users discovered they never had to go to an arcade again to play pinball. On one hand, the tactile nature of playing on big machines is unbeatable, but free games forever? YES PLEASE!



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Fri, 16 Sep 2016 04:18:11 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-old-microsoft-windows-games/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA['90s Computer Games You Remember Playing in 3rd Grade]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/nostalgic-90s-computer-games/jacob-shelton

The early '90s were a great time for any kid who loved computer games. Computers were big, bulky, and slow, but the '90s computer games we ran on them were absolutely amazing. It’s hard to whittle down the best computer games from the 1990s because what we played at that age ingrained itself in our brains and became deeply personal.

Your favorite game from the early '90s might have been a weird bargain bin find from an electronics shop, or maybe it was an educational game that just happened to be super fun. 

Vote on the top ‘90s computer games you loved in elementary school. If you don’t see your favorite '90s game on the list, tell us what you loved to play in the comments. 


'90s Computer Games You Remember Playing in 3rd Grade,

Doom

Doom helped create the first-person shooter genre. If you were sick and staying home from school during the '90s, you probably spent more than a few afternoons blasting your way through Doom's many challenging levels. 


Duke Nukem 3D

Your parents probably weren't psyched about you playing a game about a chauvinistic muscle dude fighting off an alien invasion, but if you grew up in the '90s you definitely found a way to play this one. One of the original first-person shooters, Duke Nukem paved the way for games like Mass Effect, Halo, and more. 


Myst

Myst was an incredible adventure/puzzle game that allowed its players to wander a desolate island and solve super spooky puzzles. For a young gamer, this seminal piece offered hours of game play and an escape from the regular world. 


SimCity 2000

Earthquakes, tornadoes, and all kinds of disasters plagued players of Sim City. Nearly everyone spent some time playing God with this city-building simulation. 


SkiFree

Laugh all you want, but SkiFree was the kind of simple game that sucked players into a never-ending world of snow and abominable snowmen. Whether you wanted to admit it or not, when you booted up SkiFree you were committing the next three hours of your day to hitting the digital slopes. 


Star Wars: Dark Forces

Think back, if you can, to a time before the Star Wars prequels. An era when all we had to stoke our dreams of a new story about the Rebel Alliance was this first-person shooter about a storm trooper going rogue and trying to take down the Empire from the inside. Why does that sound so familiar? Oh yeah, because Star Wars: Dark Forces let players do just that. 


Warcraft: Orcs & Humans

Back in the '90s few people would have guessed that the original Warcraft game would become a global phenomenon. Many kids spent hours building and supplying armies so they could take down the computer's AI.


Wolfenstein 3D

For a lot of kids, Wolfenstein 3D was a portal into the world of alt history, and the all-out nerdiness of the Nazis. What the game lacks in historical accuracy, it more than makes up for in first-person shooter fun and ridiculous story lines. And honestly who doesn't love a game that lets you kill Hitler?


The Oregon Trail

Back in third grade, the easiest way to pass the time in class without getting busted was to play a few games of The Oregon Trail. Even if you finished the game without dying of dysentery, you likely wanted to play this one over and over again. 


Math Blaster

Most people hate math class, but back in third grade, Math Blaster made solving simple equations kind of fun. 



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Mon, 12 Sep 2016 08:36:34 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/nostalgic-90s-computer-games/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[The Most Grotesque and Hilarious Glitches in The Sims]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-the-sims-glitches/erik-barnes

The Sims can be a fun distraction from day-to-day life by creating unique experiences for your virtual family, but that's only half of the fun. The other half is all the glitches in The Sims that create funny yet nightmarish scenarios. Playing through and finding all of The Sims bugs can be just as entertaining as the actual game.

The Sims glitch-fest is arguably more fun than the game itself. Character models going akimbo, collision detection glitches that cause items to merge, and other outrageous glitches plague the game. Many of these funny Sims glitches have been posted, retweeted, and shared on Tumblr for all to enjoy in laughter or screech in terror.

We compiled a list of some the most outrageous glitches uncovered in The Sims for you to enjoy, giggle about, scream at, and rank. Here's our list of the most gross and/or hilarious glitches ever discovered in the The Sims video game series.


The Most Grotesque and Hilarious Glitches in The Sims,

I Said Get a Buttress, Not a Butt Dress!

Remember When Jesus Walked On Water to Hug a Cat?

That Moment When Your Baby Is E.T.

Cake Babies Are Equal Parts Cute and Horrifying

"LOVE ME"

Introducing Footshins Thighknees and His Shattered Wrists

DON'T. TURN. AROUND.

Hugging Is Hard

Behold! CAT TENT!

"I'm a Fellow Dog, I Swear!"


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Mon, 08 Aug 2016 07:52:53 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-the-sims-glitches/erik-barnes
<![CDATA[21 NSFW Mods in The Sims You Won't Believe Exist]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-sims-mods/jordan-love

Even without mods, The Sims can be a pretty weird game. Add mods to the equation and it gets very freaky very fast. From massive orgies to pregnancy tests for men, there are a ton of weird Sims mods out there. Thanks to Rule 36, a lot of the weirdest mods revolve around sex and nudity, though there are a number of PG funny mods from The Sims.

With each new iteration of The Sims franchise comes more new mods. The Sims 4 is host to many of the strangest mods of the franchise. Chief among them is the WickedWoohoo mod, perhaps the most disturbing and graphic mod of the entire Sims franchise. What is this most depraved of weird mods from The Sims 4? Well, it's NSFW af and allows you to perform all kinds of naughty sex acts on yourself and others.

Not all of the mods out there are inappropriate, though. There are a lot of silly and funny mods from The Sims available to download. If you enjoy The Sims franchise and aren't playing with mods, read through this list of weird and funny The Sims mods and make your gaming experience even better.


21 NSFW Mods in The Sims You Won't Believe Exist,

The Height Slider Mod

The Height Slider mod isn't inherently weird, but weird things happen when you use it. Because it isn't an official EA mod, the height slider changes the appearance of characters but doesn't always match the game mechanics to the new sizes. The result is things don't always look right, and game play gets kinda trippy.


The Exhibitionism Mod

The exhibitionism mod in The Sims 4 is part of the notorious WickedWoohoo mod. The mod allows characters to perform exhibitionist acts such as flashing others and public sex.


The Breast Augmentation Mod

To anyone who knows The Sims, it shouldn't being surprising there's a breast augmentation mod. This mod makes a character's breast a little bit bigger or a whole lot bigger.


The Teenage Pregnancy Mod

For gamers who never got to live out their weird teenage pregnancy fantasies, this mod is perfect. It allows teens in the game to become pregnant and have a baby. It's great for fans of 16 and Pregnant. It's also a way for pedo pervs to explore impregnating a teenager without doing anything that will land you in jail. 


The Murder Mod

If you've ever been bored by the traditional ways people murder characters, this mod is ideal for you. It turns the innocent act of pranking via hand buzzer into murder. It's as simple as getting someone to shake your hand. Before you know it, they're fried.


The Improved Death Reactions Mod

If there isn't enough sadness and despair in The Sims for you, you're in luck. The improved death reactions mod makes characters react much more dramatically to death.


The More Intimate Emotional Support Mod

The weird part of this mod is its exsitence. For one gamer, a hug just wasn't enough, so they made a mod that allows characters to emotionally embrace. That's all this mod does. It's minimalist, and surprisingly weird.


The Incest Mod

There's normal weird and there's just wrong weird, and the incest mod is the latter (unless you're into incest). Normally, characters who are related can't get intimate with one another. The incest mod removes that condition, making the game a lot creepier.


The Naked Mods

There are more than a few mods allowing you to see Sims naked, if you're into that sort of thing (which, let's be honest, you probably are). From partial nudity to full-frontal, there are mods for all levels of modesty. There are even mods allowing you to enlarge specific bits of a character you feel are inadequate after seeing them naked.


The Sex Mods

There are quite a few sex mods out there for The Sims 4, by far the most prolific of which is WickedWoohoo. This mod is highly NSFW and allows characters to do just about anything to each other. If Sim sex is your thing, this is the mod for you.



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Mon, 12 Sep 2016 08:28:14 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-sims-mods/jordan-love
<![CDATA[The Strangest '90s Video Games You Won't Believe Actually Got Made]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/strange-weirdest-90s-video-games/grantpa

Video games were frequently weird in the '90s. Like, "What were they thinking?" kind of weird. Looking back, it's almost refreshing in a way to see such bizarre attempts at entertainment, considering the relatively homogenous crop of mainstream games that fill game store shelves now. Indie games can still be strange, but few things match the earnest attempts at crossover success produced by developers during the golden era of cartridges in the 1990s.

Sometimes the weird old games were cheap knock-offs of established brands, and other times they were equally cheap attempts at advertising to children through gaming. In either case, the major recurring theme in weird '90s video games tends to be "cheap." That might be why these games fall into that Uncanny Valley level of enjoyment: they sort of LOOK like normal games, but even just a few minutes of playtime reveal their hollow insides. Here, we've collected the weirdest video games from yesteryear for your enjoyment.


The Strangest '90s Video Games You Won't Believe Actually Got Made,

M.C. Kids

Back in the '90s, it was generally more acceptable to love McDonald's than it is now, especially if you were a kid. Parents weren't yet concerned with things like "health" or "the obesity epidemic." So, somehow, M.C. Kids was made: a straight rip-off of Super Mario Bros. 3 but with McDonald's imagery. M.C. Kids was originally developed and released by Virgin Interactive (thanks, Richard Branson!) for the NES in 1992. The game stars two kids, Mick and Mack (you can't make this sh*t up), who enter McDonaldland to return Ronald McDonald's magical bag, which was stolen by the Hamburglar. If any of that makes sense to you, check and make sure you're not currently on drugs.


Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

Once again, Sega is coming through with the weirdness. Released in 1990 for arcades and the Sega Master System and Sega Genesis, Michael Jackson's Moonwalker focuses on Michael Jackson finding and rescuing children. Hindsight tells us this is a horrifying idea and that Michael Jackson should never be trusted with rescuing children, much less doing so with magic spinning powers. You can kind of see why a Michael Jackson video game might make sense in the early '90s: he was the biggest pop star alive and Sega just wanted to sell some games. But understanding its context still doesn't make this any less completely insane and bizarre.


No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!

No One Can Stop Mr. Domino! was released for the PlayStation in '98 by a developer named Artdink who thought it would be a fun idea to control anthropomorphic dominoes. The idea probably came from a guy who looked at dominoes and said, "But what if these were my friends?" Obviously, that man was very lonely, but somehow he convinced enough other lonely people to make this strange game. 

Each of the five dominoes has a specific personality. There's Mr. Domino, he's a... man domino. Miss Domino is similar but, you know, a woman, so she skips instead of runs. Bruce is the devil domino, because why not. Pierre-Domino has glasses and runs slowly. And then there's the alien, D△M•?0.

This game makes no sense, but bless its heart.


Shaq Fu

The development meeting for Shaq Fu probably went something like this:

Person 1: "Shaq is popular."
Person 2: "Fighting games are popular."
Person 1: "Why are we still having this meeting? Let's just combine those things and make ourselves a nice amount of money."

Come to think of it, that "conversation" may have just been one deranged executive muttering to himself.

Released for the Genesis and Super NES in 1994, the game finds Shaquille O'Neal traveling to a dimension called the Second World where he must rescue a young boy named Nezu from an evil mummy called Sett Ra. Hopefully, that sentence was as boring to read as it was to type. Even though the game is pointless, it gained enough fans to successfully crowd-fund a sequel called Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn, which is currently in development. See kids, it just goes to show: if you're dumb, pointless, and weird, you can make it far in this world with the right celebrity endorsement.


Yo! Noid

Before Papa John, the creepiest mascot belonged to Domino's and their "Noid" character. Domino's executives were so convinced this strange man in a red jumpsuit would be a hit with kids, they commissioned a video game based on the character for the original NES. Yo! Noid was originally developed in Japan as Kamen no Ninja Hanamaru but publisher Capcom teamed up with Domino's for the US market and swapped out the Japanese game's main character for the Noid and released this abomination in 1990. The game is fairly standard and uninspired: some half-thought-out creatures are terrorizing New York, the Mayor calls the Noid to defeat them, he demands payment in pizza. In other words, capitalism doesn't make sense and this ungodly creature was born as a result.

 


Seaman

Seaman takes "wtf" to new levels of "oh god no." Developed and released for the Sega Dreamcast in Japan in 1999, it was a perfect storm of "wrong place, wrong time, wrong idea, please stop." You play as the lucky new owner of a Seaman, a mysterious species of fish with a horrifyingly lifelike human face. You have to learn how to care for the upsetting-looking thing, all the while trying to not to cringe so much your face just collapses in on itself. Sega prided itself on originality, often to a fault. The Dreamcast was ahead of the curve with online play and open-world exploration of minutiae (see: Shenmue, also super weird), but sometimes being too original just means being an outcast. 

Fun Fact: Star Trek actor Leonard Nimoy provided the narration for the English language versions of the title, adding an extra element of, "Why is any of this?"


Tongue of the Fatman

Nothing makes you say, "Can't wait to get home and play with THAT!" like the title Tongue of the Fatman. A fighting game developed by Activision and released for MS-DOS in 1989, Tongue of the Fatman was also known as Slaughter Sport when it was released on the Sega Genesis in 1991. It was mostly known for being horrible, receiving universally negative reviews, and it continues to be listed among the worst video games of all time. Mondu, the game's antagonist and titular Fatman, is also infamous for being one of the grossest video game characters to ever exist. See, there's "good weird" and then there's "bad weird," and this one is definitely in the "horrible weird" category. 



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Fri, 02 Sep 2016 04:37:56 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/strange-weirdest-90s-video-games/grantpa
<![CDATA[Every Monopoly Game Piece, Ranked]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-monopoly-pieces/steve-wright

If you've ever played Monopoly, chances are you have a favorite piece. For some, the best Monopoly tokens are original classics such as the iron, the top hat, and the car. Other will tell you the best Monopoly playing pieces are in the wave introduced in the 1950s, such as the wheelbarrow or the dog. Every now and again, you'll even get someone who likes the bag of money.

One thing that's certain: all Monopoly game pieces are iconic. The best Monopoly pieces have a piece of history, as true symbols of Americana. This list features all the current Monopoly game pieces (as of 2016), along with retired classics like the cannon and horse & rider.

It's time to show you passion for that pewter token that took you to victory the last time you played Monopoly. Vote to have your voice heard on the best Monopoly pieces of all time.


Every Monopoly Game Piece, Ranked,

Howitzer (Cannon)

It's easy to feel sorry for the Howitzer (Cannon). It has a confusing name; no one really knows which of the two long guns it's supposed to be. It was also randomly dropped from the game without a fan vote or replacement campaign. It just suddenly wasn't in game boxes anymore. A sad end to a piece that had been around since 1937.


Iron

The Iron was dropped after losing a fan vote in 2013. Research shows that only 1 in 20 players used the Iron, which had been in the game since the 1930s. It got a very paltry 8% of the vote in the 2013 poll.


Shoe (or Boot)

The Shoe is the great time capsule of the Monopoly board. An original piece from the 1930s, it was clearly modeled on the work boots of the time period. By keeping the original design for the Shoe, Hasbro has created an icon out American grit and hard work.


Horse & Rider

The Horse & Rider was introduced in a wave of changes in the 1950s, to bring new life to the game. The piece immediately became a fan favorite, appearing in all subsequent editions until it disappeared without any announcement from Hasbro. 


Battleship

The Battleship remains the odd one out among standard monopoly tokens, as it is the only item you won't not find in the average American home (seriously, who owns a battleship?). The Battleship has been part of the game since 1937, when it was one of three new tokens added to the original seven. It was also used in the Parker Brothers war game Conflict. When Conflict failed, its premade tokens were recycled in Monopoly.


Automobile

The Car was introduced in the first wave of tokens in 1937, and is the only one of the original group (along with the shoe) that is culturally relevant in the 21st century (original pieces that wouldn't fly today include a lantern and a free-standing bath tub).  The car also remains one of the most played pieces, topping a 1998 poll


Top Hat

The Top Hat is the joint second-most popular Monopoly piece, chosen by one in five players. The Top Hat has been part of the Monopoly set since the first tokens were released in 1937. According to a piece on Marketplace, those who play the Top Hat are typically introverted in real life, but aggressive and domineering while playing Monopoly. 


Thimble

The Thimble is one of the least used pieces in Monopoly. According to research, it is most often played by older women, and choosing to use it is indicative of sensitivity, practicality, and creativity. The Thimble is one of the original game pieces, and is something of a Monopoly icon, having been used in almost all non-specialty versions of the game.


Train

The steam locomotive token is relatively new in the Monopoly world, and is only available in deluxe editions of the game. Unlike most of the recently added tokens, the steam locomotive would have fit in perfectly with the design and style of the game in the 1930s or 1950s.


Scottish Terrier

The Scottie Dog is one of the most popular Monopoly pieces, despite getting a relatively late start to life; its only been around since the '50s. When the Iron was kicked out of the game in 2013 in a fan vote, the Scottie received more "keep it" votes than any other piece (29% of the total number of votes cast). 



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Thu, 01 Sep 2016 03:36:56 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-monopoly-pieces/steve-wright
<![CDATA[13 Insane Yet Believable Fan Theories About The Sims]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-sims-fan-theories/jordan-love

With time travel, zombies, different timelines, and an incomprehensible language, it makes sense that there are a lot of conspiracy theories out there about The Sims. From explaining the mysterious disappearance of Bella Goth, to trying to figure out why Sims are so intellectually challenged, each Sims theory works hard to explain the unknowns of the game.

The problem is, a lot of things don't really make sense in The Sims universe. This makes it incredibly easy to come up with theories, but increasingly hard to support them. That being said, it also makes theories pretty hard to disprove. As a result, The Sims fan theories are often highly convoluted, but not entirely impossible.

Keep reading to see if any of these Sims fan theories even come close to making sense.


13 Insane Yet Believable Fan Theories About The Sims,

The Tragic Clown Drowned in His Own Tears

The Tragic Clown is an odd part of The Sims series. In The Sims 3, he's buried in the Sunset Valley Graveyard where his ghost roams. The fact that his ghost is blue indicates that he drowned. The problem is, the Tragic Clown has the hydrophobic trait, meaning that it is highly unlikely that he would drown. Because everyone is mean to him and he is often crying, many people have surmised that he drowned in his own tears, a tragic death that would be appropriate for such a sad clown.


Sims Are an Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong

Sims are odd creatures. They're quite unintelligent and they speak an increasingly ridiculous language. According to this theory, it isn't their fault. Sims are actually an elaborate science experiment gone horribly wrong. Based on their limited cognitive abilities, the experiment likely had to do with the human brain.

Sims now live in a secluded part of the world where they're closely monitored by scientists and other professionals who ensure that they never escape to the real world.


Bella Goth Was Abducted by Aliens

This is probably the most popular fan theory in The Sims franchise. The disappearance of Bella Goth from The Sims 2 is obvious, but never actually explained. There are other characters who pop up looking like her, and one that even has her name, but none appear to be the original Bella Goth.

The most popular explanation is that she was abducted by aliens. There are even kids in the game who mention their fear of alien abduction, suggesting that is what happened to Bella. Aliens aren't the only theory, though. There's also speculation that she may have been murdered.


We Are All Sims

According to Big Think, there's a 20-50% chance we're all Sims, living in an elaborate controlled simulation. It's a meta theory, yet one that many people have considered over the years. As our technology continues to evolve, it seems that this theory has become more and more plausible. If we are all Sims, then the only thing left to do is hope that our player isn't the kind that would drown you in the pool just for fun.


The PlumbBob Is Actually an Alien Spaceship

In The Sims, the PlumbBob is the little jade green diamond thing that indicates which character you're controlling, but according to this theory, it's more than that. It's actually an alien spacecraft that features a mind-control mechanism. This would explain why you can only control characters that have the PlumbBob directly overhead. It would also explain a significant part of the player's godlike power. 


The Sims Is a Sequel to Orwell's 1984

Specifically, The Sims games occur in the same world as 1984, only in the distant future. Thanks to the Thought Police, the language people speak has devolved into "Simlish," and people have largely lost the ability to think for themselves. If that weren't enough, the player is also the ultimate Big Brother, always watching over people with nearly unlimited power.


There Was a Zombie Apocalypse Between Games

After the events of The Sims 3 (which chronologically occurs first), there might have been a zombie apocalypse. Zombies are abundant in Supernatural, so much so that it seems like a zombie apocalypse would be inevitable over time. If a zombie apocalypse did occur after the events of the third game, it would explain many parts of The Sims, including the lack of descendants and the small overall population.


The Grim Reapers Are Sims Reincarnated

The Grim Reaper is a surprisingly entertaining part of The Sims franchise. It's also vastly inconsistent from game to game. From the wild Medieval Reaper to the more traditional Reaper in The Sims 3, each game's Reaper looks and acts differently. One theory suggests that this could be because the Grim Reaper is just a temporary role that a different Sim embodies until it's time for the next dead person to take their place.


Aliens Control the World

According to this theory, the world of The Sims is really just an alien sandbox. The aliens created Sims as part of some sort of experiment, and everything we see is just a progression of that experiment. All of the different creatures and odd beings were created simply to observe their reactions. The aliens programmed the Sims to be somewhat unintelligent so that they could easily control them throughout the experiment.


Sims Are Botched Clones

The Sims are kind of like failed humans. They're not exactly AI, but they also probably wouldn't pass the Turing Test either. One explanation for their strange in-between state is that they are, in fact, imperfect clones. This theory suggest that humans figured out how to clone sheep, but human DNA proved to be a tougher nut to crack.

Sims turned out nearly human, but not quite. Consequently, places like Pleasantview were created to house them away from the general population.



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Wed, 03 Aug 2016 04:49:38 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-sims-fan-theories/jordan-love
<![CDATA[The Best PlayStation 4 Fantasy Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-playstation-4-fantasy-games/chris-abraham

Sometimes you just want to get lost in a fantasy, and if you own a PlayStation 4, you should be happy to know that there are plenty of great PS4 fantasy games just waiting for you to explore. Fantasy is kind of a hard genre to nail down, as many PlayStation 4 fantasy games could also be considered RPGs or action titles. From Bloodborne to The Witcher III, you really can't go wrong with the fantasy games for PlayStation 4.

One fantasy game for PS4 that has been kind of slept on is I Am Setsuna, an artistically beautiful game that also falls in the JRPG genre. It's not one of the greatest of all time, but it's really easy to get lost in the stunning environments. Vote up your favorite PS4 fantasy games below, and downvote any titles that you've played and wouldn't recommend to other fans of the fantasy genre.


The Best PlayStation 4 Fantasy Games,

Final Fantasy Type-0

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Dragon Age: Inquisition

Final Fantasy XV

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn

Diablo III: Reaper of Souls

Bloodborne

Attack on Titan

Dark Souls III


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 03:21:50 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-playstation-4-fantasy-games/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best PlayStation 4 Simulation Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-playstation-4-simulation-games/chris-abraham

It's surprising how many PS4 sim games there are, considering that simulation games are usually found on PC. This list ranks some of the best PlayStation 4 simulation games, including Kerbal Space Program, Farming Simulator 15, and even I am Bread. One PlayStation 4 sim game that critics are really enjoying is Overcooked, a top-down arcade game where you work with a partner to prep food and cook meals for people. It's way more fun with a partner, as you'll find yourselves frantically giving each other instructions as you try to prepare you ingredients and not burn your food.

Do you have a favorite simulation game for PlayStation 4? A lot of these are actually car games, but they fall into the sim category in different ways. Vote up the best PS4 simulation games, and downvote any you've played and didn't like.


The Best PlayStation 4 Simulation Games,

Elite: Dangerous

DayZ

Kerbal Space Program

Project CARS

Goat Simulator

Assetto Corsa

Rebel Galaxy

I am Bread

Ace Combat 7

Overcooked


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 03:21:02 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-playstation-4-simulation-games/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best Wii U Fighting Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-wii-u-fighting-games/chris-abraham

When it comes to fighting games for Wii U, your options are kind of limited. Luckily for you, however, the two best fighting games on Wii U make up for the lack of variety. The obvious choice for a Wii U fighting game (and must-buy for the console period) is Super Smash Bros Wii U. With over 50 characters, it's Nintendo's most ambitious Smash Bros game yet, boasting characters like Cloud Strife, Pacman, Ryu, and plenty of other mascots we never thought we'd see in fight each other. The other great game which was released in 2016 is Pokken Tournament, a game where we finally get the chance to have Pokemon fight each other in a fighting game style.

There are some other good Wii U fighting games, so please vote up the titles below that you've played so that other gamers  have some good recommendations for what to buy.


The Best Wii U Fighting Games,

Final Fight

Punch-Out!!

Street Fighter Alpha 2

Super Street Fighter II: Turbo Revival

Injustice: Gods Among Us

Tekken Tag Tournament 2

Pokkén Tournament

Kung Fu Panda: Showdown of Legendary Legends

Lego Marvel's Avengers

Super Smash Bros Wii U


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 03:17:32 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-wii-u-fighting-games/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best Playstation 4 Platform Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-ps4-platform-games/chris-abraham

Although Mighty No. 9 was a bit of a letdown, there are so many good Playstation 4 platform games that it's hard to even know where to begin. This list ranks the best PS4 platforming games, including Guacamelee!, the remake of Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee, and Shovel Knight. If you're a fan of Metroid-Vania types, then you simply must play Axiom Verge. The insane part of this amazing game is that is was created by a single person, a project that was years in the making. It's eerily similar to Super Metroid, but with enough character of its own to categorize it as more than just a clone.

It seems like '90s kids would appreciate these PS4 platformers more than current-gen gamers who play a lot of shooters, but let's not make generalizations! Vote up the platform games for Playstation 4 that you enjoyed the most, and downvote any that didn't float your boat.


The Best Playstation 4 Platform Games,

Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee

Ratchet & Clank

Guacamelee!

Shovel Knight

Mighty No. 9

Rogue Legacy

Valiant Hearts: The Great War

Grow Home

Axiom Verge

Tearaway Unfolded


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 03:15:20 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-ps4-platform-games/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best Playstation 4 Action Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-ps4-action-games/chris-abraham

Playstation 4 action games come in all shapes and sizes, but there truly is something for everyone when it comes to the action genre on PS4. From GTA V to Mad Max, this list ranks the best PS4 action games currently available on the console. It's pretty obvious that Uncharted 4: A Thief's End is the best action game for Playstation 4. The fourth game in the Uncharted series, A Thief's End wraps up the story of Nathan Drake in a masterful way that is both story driven and action packed.

What is your favorite action game on PS4? Many people enjoyed the newest Ratchet & Clank game, a staple in Playstation's history that fortunately was a lot better than the most recent movie that they based off it. Upvote the titles below that you would recommend to other action lovers who own PS4, and downvote any titles that really didn't blow you away.


The Best Playstation 4 Action Games,

Ratchet & Clank

The Last of Us

Grand Theft Auto V

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Dark Souls II

Far Cry 4

Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection

Just Cause 3

Call of Duty: Black Ops III


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 03:14:59 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-ps4-action-games/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best Playstation 4 Puzzle Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-ps4-puzzle-games/chris-abraham

If you own a Playstation 4 and love puzzle games, you're in luck! This list showcases the best PS4 puzzle games, featuring an array of puzzle sub-genres that are sure to entertain just about any gamer's preferences. It's hard to argue that The Witness isn't the best Playstation 4 puzzle game. Created by Jonathon Blow (creator of the indie sensation Braid,) The Witness takes place on a massive, beautiful island, where you solve puzzles and attempt to unlock the mystery of the island. Other good puzzle games for PS4 include the newly released Inside, a side-scrolling puzzle platformer, and The Talos Principle.

Vote up your favorite PS4 puzzle genre games below, and downvote the titles you played but didn't find very entertaining.


The Best Playstation 4 Puzzle Games,

The Last Guardian

Fez

Limbo

Escape Plan

Tiny Brains

Contrast

Inside

The Witness

The Talos Principle

Valiant Hearts: The Great War


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 03:14:23 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-ps4-puzzle-games/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best Xbox One Shooter Games You Should Be Playing]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-xbox-one-shooting-games/chris-abraham

Between the Halo franchise, Destiny, Doom, and Overwatch, there's an Xbox One shooting game for every kind of fan out there. The best Xbox One shooter games on this list include multiplayer shooters for Xbox One, single player shooters like Doom, and even third person shooters. In fact, it's pretty easy to say that shooting games on Xbox One offer the most diversity more than any other genre, probably because it's the most popular genre with young gamers today.

This list includes first-person shooters for Xbox One like Call of Duty: Black Ops III, as well mech shooters like the newly released Titanfall 2. If you've played a lot of these games, we need you to help improve the lists with your votes. Vote up the Xbox One shooters that you play and love, and downvote any that you wouldn't recommend to other gamers.


The Best Xbox One Shooter Games You Should Be Playing,

Grand Theft Auto V

Borderlands 2

Titanfall

Far Cry 4

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

Fallout 4

Titanfall 2

Borderlands: The Handsome Collection

Wolfenstein: The New Order

Call of Duty: Black Ops III


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 03:11:08 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-xbox-one-shooting-games/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best Xbox One Adventure Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-xbox-one-adventure-games/chris-abraham

Wondering what the best Xbox One adventure games are? This list ranks them all, with the help of votes from gamers like you. One of the best adventure games for Xbox One is Rise of the Tomb Raider, the follow-up to the 2013 reboot Tomb Raider that made Lara Croft relevant again. Luckily for Xbox owners, this is exclusive to the console, but will be coming to Playstation 4 eventually. Both Tomb Raider games are fantastic adventure games available on Xbox One, basically serving as the Microsoft equivalent to Playstation's Uncharted series.

Inside is an indie adventure side-scrolling game that has gotten a lot of praise recently, so definitely check that out if you were a fan of Limbo (they're made by the same developer.) Vote up the Xbox One adventure games below that you would recommend to other XBone owners, and downvote the titles you didn't really enjoy.


The Best Xbox One Adventure Games,

Tomb Raider

Batman: Arkham Asylum

Minecraft

The Walking Dead

Forced

Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

Rise of the Tomb Raider

Oxenfree

Assassin's Creed Syndicate

Inside


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 03:10:47 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-xbox-one-adventure-games/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best Wii U RPGs You Should Be Playing]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-wii-u-rpgs/chris-abraham

Nintendo has always been known for producing some great role-playing games, and the Wii U RPGs on this list certainly back that claim. It's tough to say that Xenoblade Chronicles X isn't the best Wii U RPG- the scope of the game is massive, and scale and variety of enemies to battle is really impressive. Other great role-playing games for Wii U include Child of Light and Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE, a fantastic Wii U JRPG.

What is your favorite Wii U RPG that you would recommend to other fans of the genre? Vote them up on this list, whether it's the port of Mass Effect 3 for Wii U, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, or anything in between. Downvote any of these Wii U role-playing games that you played but couldn't get into, since gamers will be coming to this list for recommendations from people like you!


The Best Wii U RPGs You Should Be Playing,

Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Monster Hunter Tri

Mass Effect 3

Trine 2

Darksiders II

Child of Light

Xenoblade Chronicles X

Tokyo Mirage Sessions FE

Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate

Severed


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 03:09:55 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-wii-u-rpgs/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best Xbox One Strategy Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-xbox-one-strategy-games/chris-abraham

Looking for good strategy games for Xbox One? This list ranks the best Xbox One strategy games, all with their own unique quirks and gameplay mechanics that will challenge you mentally. One of the most talked about strategy games on Xbox One is Kingdom: New Lands. If you like minimalism and pixel art, you'll love the strategy and resource management aspects of New Lands. Other Xbox One Strategy games worth playing include The Banner Saga 2, Dungeon of the Endless, and many more.

If you've played many of these games, vote up your favorite, whether they're indie strategy games for Xbox One, or AAA titles (although there aren't a ton.) Downvote any titles you got your hands on but wouldn't recommend to other gamers.


The Best Xbox One Strategy Games,

Prison Architect

Defense Grid 2

McDroid

Plague Inc: Evolved

Worms Battlegrounds

Dungeon of the Endless

Kaiju Panic

Tropico 5 Penultimate Edition

The Banner Saga 2

Kingdom: New Lands


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 02:37:01 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-xbox-one-strategy-games/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best Playstation 4 Shooter Games You Should Be Playing]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-ps4-shooter-games/chris-abraham

Considering it's one of the most popular genres in gaming today, it's not surprising that there are a ton of good shooter games for Playstation 4. This list ranks the best PS4 shooter, including first-person shooters for PS4, as well as third-person shooters. Playstation 4 boasts an impressive array of multiplayer shooters, including Destiny, Call of Duty: Black Ops III, and Star Wars Battlefront.

If multiplayer isn't your thing, then titles like Doom and  Far Cry 4 are probably more your speed. These single player shooters for Playstation 4 are not only highly rated, but feature addictive gameplay and beautiful graphics. Doom in particular is an incredible feat, especially when you consider how long the game was in limbo.

Vote up the best Playstation 4 shooters on this list, whether it's a first person shooter, third-person shooter, multiplayer shooter, or anything in between.


The Best Playstation 4 Shooter Games You Should Be Playing,

Grand Theft Auto V

Borderlands 2

Far Cry 4

Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

Fallout 4

Doom (2016)

Destiny: The Taken King

Titanfall 2

Call of Duty: Black Ops III

Battlefield 1


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 02:36:38 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-ps4-shooter-games/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Best Playstation 4 Adventure Games]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-ps4-adventure-games/chris-abraham

With the arrival of No Man's Sky, it's time to rank the best Playstation 4 adventure games released on the console so far. Although it suffered from being announced too early and gigantic expectations, No Man's Sky is clearly one of the best adventure games for Playstation 4. You take away what you put into it, with potentially thousands of hours of gameplay at your fingertips if you feel like really role-playing a very specific character.

Other good PS4 strategy games include Until Dawn, and the artistically beautiful ABZU, a game that many are calling "Underwater Journey." There is also Firewatch, one of the more talked about adventure games for PS4, which is admittedly short but tells a captivating story. You certainly can't talk about adventure games for Playstation 4 without mentioning Uncharted 4, a game that finally gave us an ending to Nathan Drake's story.

Vote up the best PS4 adventure games that you've played so far, and downvote any titles you've gotten your hands on but didn't really enjoy.


The Best Playstation 4 Adventure Games,

Heavy Rain

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

The Last of Us

Journey

Until Dawn

Rise of the Tomb Raider

Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

Tales from the Borderlands

ABZU

Firewatch


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Tue, 16 Aug 2016 02:36:21 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-ps4-adventure-games/chris-abraham