<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[The Funniest People of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/comedians
The funniest people of all time are a mix of actors, comedians, and even a few people who probably didn't start off trying to be funny. Included in this list of people vying for the title of funniest person ever are the funniest stand-up comedians of all time and the funniest actors and actresses ever. One thing's for sure: these funny actors and comedians are at the top of their ha ha games and could make most people laugh 'til they pee.

The funniest people ever include actors like Will Ferrell and John Belushi, comedians-turned-actors like Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy, and general funny people like George Carlin and John Cleese. While ranking a funny person is completely subjective, the folks on this list of funny people are undeniably hilarious. The real question is: who is the funniest person ever?

This is your chance to decide! Vote for the funniest comedians and actors and help decide once and for all who the funniest person alive or dead really is. If your favorite funny person isn't on the list of the funniest people ever, make sure to add them so others can revel in their hilarity.
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Bill Cosby

Bill Murray

Eddie Murphy

George Carlin

Jim Carrey

Richard Pryor

Robin Williams

Steve Carell

Steve Martin

Will Ferrell


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<![CDATA[Hello Kitty Is Not A Cat! The Internet Reacts]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/internet-reactions-twitter-hello-kitty-not-a-cat/brian-gilmore
To be fair, "Hello Kitty is not a cat" has been huge news because her last name is "Kitty", she has whiskers, a cat nose, cat ears and looks exactly like a cat. If she weren't such a huge cultural icon, this would be no big deal. A minor outrage to Japanese school girls and grown women with no taste that would've been a flash in the pan instead of the constant reminder that a cartoon character isn't exactly what we thought "she" was. She's actually a small girl, though, as it turns out. Not a human but a girl. Hello Kitty's real name is Kitty White, which makes sense, because she's a white kitten... or... girl now I guess? She's also apparently BRITISH, which is another crazy new fact about Hello Kitty that we learned this week. 

As soon as the news hit, 4Chan, Reddit and Twitter exploded with reactions to the news that, as it turns out, according to experts (?), Hello Kitty is no longer a cat. 
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Even The Evil Mr. Owl Chimed In!

Typical Human Girl

Official Katy Perry Reassures Us We Haven't Lost EVERYTHING

This Explains A Lot

This Is Now The Only Logical Explanation

Spot On.

We Should Get Him Neutered

NOTHING IS ANYTHING

Pizza Hut Is Always Pizza

Snoopy Reassures Us He's Still A Dog Plus An Emoji


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<![CDATA[50 Stupid Signs Made to Protect Idiots from Themselves]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/stupid-signs/robert-wabash
Signs are everywhere. Without them we wouldn't know where to go, what to eat, how to park, or what to avoid. Most signs, especially the ones on the road, are necessary for the safety of others. Stop signs protect us from crashing into each other, while road signs let us know how fast we can drive. Funny signs, however, can be few and far between. Wacky signs make you stop and wonder why and if they were even necessary.

Has someone been feeding children to crocodiles? Do enough people drink out of this toilet to warrant a sign? The unfortunate answer in most of these cases is "yes!" A lot of the time the reason there is a sign about something is because if it wasn't there, people would do it. This doesn't mean that these crazy signs aren't still hilarious. Check out these examples and ask yourself: Why is this sign needed?
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Good Advice



Sadly Necessary



How to Toilet



No Drowning Allowed



Finally Someone Invented This



Gross



As Shallow As It Gets



Future Carnies



Don't Lawnmower Your Kids



Watch Your Step




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<![CDATA[50 People Having Worse Days Than You]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-of-wellthatsucks/robert-wabash
"Schradenfreude" is a German word that describes the feeling of pleasure a person gets when witnessing other people's misfortune. There is no equivalent word in the English language, but that doesn't mean that the feeling doesn't exist. Whether you want to admit it or not, there is a certain amount of relief derived from seeing someone who is having a worse day than you are. This list is full of funny GIFs and pictures of people who would have been better off if they hadn't gotten out of bed.

The funny accidents are mostly just bad luck like a car sinking into quicksand or a giant ice ball hitting you in the face. It could happen to anyone, and that's why it's such a relief to click through this list and remind yourself that things could be worse.
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Sewer Explosion







Deepest Puddle Ever



Almost Impressive



Not Even Close



Windy Day



Just Follow My Lead



Quite a Current



Undershot the Jump



Grind



Wheelbarrow Ramp




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<![CDATA[The Most Quotable Movies of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/most-quotable-movies-of-all-time
The most quotable movies of all time certainly rank among the best movies ever, but there's more than just cinematic excellence to take into account when picking the movies with the best quotes ever. The best quotable movies have one-liners that can be dropped in a variety of situations as well as thoughtful sentiments that relate to life in general. But one-liners, man, they sure do make a movie quote worthy.

"We're not worthy!"
"Stupid is as stupid does."
"I love lamp."
"I've got a beverage here!"

Many of these memorable movie quotes can be dropped into casual conversation and be immediately recognizable as coming from a popular film. Others like "they can't all be winners, kid" (it's on the greatest movie quotes list if you're stuck) are tougher to figure out, but come from movies as quotable as favorites like Forrest Gump and Pulp Fiction.

What movies have the best quotes? What are the top quotable films? Where do the greatest film quotes come from? There are many films with a single movie quote that belongs among the most recognizable among pop culture while others are quotable throughout the movie's entire running time. This list of the most quotable movies has a mix of both, all available for you to vote on as the most quotable film ever. If your favorite movie with the greatest quotes is missing, make sure to add it to the greatest quotable movies list.

To check out myriad other movies with great quotes, visit Ranker's Movie Quotes section.
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Airplane!

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Caddyshack

Casablanca

Forrest Gump

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Office Space

Pulp Fiction

The Godfather

The Princess Bride


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<![CDATA[44 Terrible Ideas That Landed People in the Burn Unit]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/firework-fails/randy-cobb
What is it about fire and fireworks that makes amateur daredevils so reckless? It seems that since fire is both extremely dangerous and completely legal, it's of especially big interest for wannabe Jackass cast members. The following fire GIFs all involve someone narrowly escaping a trip to the severe burn unit. They've either set themselves on fire, blown themselves up, or strapped an explosive to a part of their body they can't replace.

You won't believe what people are willing to do to themselves for a few YouTube views, or sometimes just to impress their dumb friends. One thing is certain, these people are going to be smelling burnt hair for a long time. Use this list of explosive failures to remind yourself not to play with fire, don't hold the firework for too long, and always blow out a flaming shot before drinking it.
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Fire Juggler




Sharing the Flames



Firecrotch



Fire Golf


Hardcore Haircut



Buttle Rocket



A Little Late Night Dancin



Jumpin Over This Fire



Meeting in the Middle



Another Fire Balloon




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<![CDATA[Things That Are Not As Cool As People Think They Are]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-are-not-as-cool-as-people-think-they-are/hoserusc
Jorts are the dumbest things I've ever seen. Next to Toms shoes. Next to the Toyota Prius. Next to d-bags taking pictures of their food. There are so many things that suck that people think are cool. For real, some of the supposed best bands ever and the greatest movies of all time are just overrated bunches of garbage.

So add the things that you think have run their course or never had a leg to stand on to begin with, like people that use their children as their profile picture. Unless you were permanently scarred and no longer recognizable after giving birth, this is not okay. (UPDATE: it has been determined this is never okay).

If there are other things that society has deemed acceptable and/or cool that are missing from the list, make sure to add them so other people can finally realize that the things they are doing (like the Harlem Shake) are just not okay.
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The Kardashians

Facebook

Justin Bieber

Yolo

Hashtags

Selfies

Flat Bill Baseball Hats

Designer Facial Hair

Duck-Lipped Selfies

Earlobe Spacers


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<![CDATA[41 Inanimate Objects Who Look Terrified]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-look-scared/carly-kiel
Can you blame a traffic barrier for being a little nervous about his future? What about a bell pepper that has just been sliced in half? Being an inanimate object can be scary. This gallery of things that look scared includes a bunch of unfortunate items who have seen some sh*t. Their... faces are permanently frozen in expressions of sheer terror. What evils have they seen? They'll never talk, but if you listen closely, you can almost hear all of them being like "AAAHHHHH!!!!" Vote up the things that look the most frightened.
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This Bell Pepper

This Rusty Cheese Grater

This Tree

This Bottle Opener

This Building

This Doomed Hardware

This Bottle Opener

These Pots

This Bagel

This Razor


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<![CDATA[36 Everyday Things That Look Like Pure Evil]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/36-things-that-look-like-pure-evil/carly-kiel
Have you ever caught your lampshade glaring at you with a sinister gleam in its eye? Or noticed your backpack plotting to murder you? Hey, maybe you just have a wild imagination, or maybe your stuff is possessed by the actual Devil or another lesser demon. This gallery of things that look evil includes everything from your breakfast to your security blanket to that reflection on the wall in your bathroom that makes you uncomfortable when you pee. What happens when/if you look away? Will it come closer, like those angels in that episode of "Doctor Who" that maybe will give you nightmares tonight? Only one way to find out. (Option B: Throw that thing away before it destroys you.) Vote up the most insidious-looking everyday objects, shadows, and so forth, and be careful out there, you guys.
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This Grumpy Apple

These Bubbles

This Blanket

This Lampshade

This Ceiling

This Grill

This Icicle

These Eggs

This Pickle

This Bumper


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<![CDATA[Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/alcoholic-brands/bryce-chelsea
Brands alcoholics love are things that make everyday life doable for people who drink. Not to say you have a problem (rehab is for quitters, duh) but we've all had that night where we drank a little more than we should have the night before we had something important to do. Like work. Or school. Or an international flight. Not that you - or I - would know from personal experience.

These are the brands that get you drunk and get you out of being drunk. From your morning after hangover remedies to the stuff that told your brain jumping in that fountain was a good idea, these are the brands that party people come in contact with on the daily (or at least the weekly). You'll find some of the essentials of a drunk friend survival kit here as well as some of the next day medicine cabinet must-haves. 

What are some of the brands alcohol drinkers are most familiar with? You may not remember last night, but you know these are the brands every drinker needs in their lives.
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McDonald's
The Sausage McMuffin with Egg always sounds like a good idea
Red Bull
Makes all those people you have to talk to before noon less annoying
Starbucks
Wake up, bitch! It's me, the sun!
Taco Bell
You'll hate yourself later, but a dozen tacos for $5 is such a deal!
Advil
To stop the elves from carrying out all that construction in your frontal lobe
Visine
You don't want the whole office to know you didn't sleep
Smart Water
Hydrate, man. That Kristoff took a lot out of you
Listerine
Get rid of that "cat crapped in my mouth" smell
Gatorade
Gotta replenish those electrolytes
Jack Daniels
He'll get you through that breakup

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