<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[51 Pinterest FAILs That'll Kill Your DIY Dreams]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pinterest-fails-diy-done-wrong/ariel-kana
Pinterest fails their users on a daily basis by not providing a warning that says, "WARNING: Most of this stuff is impossible for you to do on your first try, so just look at the pretty pictures, and face the harsh reality of what your skill level is at Martha Stewart stuff." But, since they don't do that, this is what we get. We get these DIY disasters or funny Pinterest fails (or, to take away the branding to just general "craft fails") all around the web every single day. It's someone trying their hardest (and failing) to make a DIY gift for their significant other while on a budget, or a crafty lady who thinks her kids will appreciate surprise cake pops one morning, or a dad who surprises his wife with a creatively delicious option for what would be an otherwise boring meal... all of which are tried without practicing even once, or knowing the basics of the stuff they're making. 

For example, if you've never made a cake from scratch before, your cakepops are probably going to suck. Do you not know about the thing where you have to let your pastries cool before you frost them? Or how about leaving everything, once formed, in a fridge so that it maintains structural integrity? How about that certain heights of cookie, bread, muffin, etc., expand when it's too much? Or the fact that CHEESE MELTS? The people who did these aren't dumb, but the reason they failed at their Pinterest projects or "nailed it" as Reddit/the web would say, is because they have no experience in doing the basics of what they're doing. 

There. That was my rant on DIY fails and why they actually happen. They're not accidents. They're LESSONS. Funny viral Pinterest fails are LESSONS. 
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Total Recall Pikachu

Since When Did This Become More Beautiful Than This?...

That Picture of a Smoker's Lung from School

From Strawberries, to Raw Cornish Game Hens!

When You'd Take Every Crayon and Draw a Circle

HEY KIDS! IT'S DENTURE SHARK! 'Hi Denture Shark!'

Halp Muh Kormit, Bag Brid. I Eat Cooko

Hwoard, Hwoark. Gwwarblarghlarbl.

New! Croissant Boomerangs!

A Super Accurate Buzz Lightyear After Being Lost Alone in Space for 30 Years


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<![CDATA[The 51 Greatest Rollercoaster Pics Ever Taken]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-rollercoaster-pics/ariel-kana
What kind of weirdo goes into a theme park planning to take a "funny roller coaster pic?" The kind of person who will plan their planned roller coaster photo WELL in advance (by roller coaster pic, by the way, I mean the kind they take while you're ON the ride, I don't mean like postcards that you'd send your grandma). Theme park ride pictures are kind of lame enough as it is. What are you really doing there? Are you trying to piss off the drunk teenagers who work at the park? Or all the "squares" at the viewing station who are either part of a family or are focusing solely on their own picture, since the photos are usually up for all of 30 seconds anyway. 

These, though, are actually pretty good roller coaster pictures. Theme park rides are fun as hell, they're really some of the most fun you can have with both your friends AND your family that don't involve booze, killing people, or firing guns (which I'm aware all sound like one activity). 

From people vomiting on each other during amusement park rides, to the ones who are just way too scared of the drop in any coaster, to the people who take entire board games or glued-on chess sets to Splash Mountain. Pictures vary from funny, to pretty funny, to hilarious, to disgusting. 

These are the best roller coaster ride photos ever taken; upvote the ones you'd actually want to try, and downvote the ones that, if you were there with the person who had to carry around props all day, you'd want to kill them. 
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The One Surgeon Who Gave Up Too Soon

These Two Knuckleheads!

The Guy in the Back Is Adopted

If She Loses She Has to Drink the Water in All the Cups

THIS Clown Over Here :-P

A Realistic Depiction Of Belle Seeing Beast For The 1st Time

These Dudes WHO GOT a GAMECUBE WET

When Fabio Killed A Flying Goose with His Face (Look It Up)
Oh my God, the Goose story is the largest paragraph in his two-paragraph "Personal Life" section on Wikipedia. 

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They Have A Monopoly... on HILARITY

This Guy Who Lost His Arms and HIS MARBLES Haha!


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<![CDATA[57 Inexcusable Online Dating FAILs]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/online-dating-fails-stories-bad-profiles/ariel-kana
Online dating is fairly new, as a way to procreate, or to go out and have one night stands and accidentally procreate, but it is hardly a weird thing to do anymore. That makes all of these horrible online dating profiles and encounters that much worse. At this point, we should all know even one friend who's gone on an online date, and maybe even a few who've had great relationships, or even gotten married by going on OKCupid, PlentyOfFish, Tinder, Grindr (okay, nobody's getting married off of Grindr... though you never know), AshleyMadison (if anyone got married off of that it'd be amaaazing), or any other online services that allow you to filter through human beings like they're items on Amazon. 

These are the worst online dating profiles and dumbest OKCupid profiles, conversations, texts, and IMs that were available on the Internet for all of us to ridicule while we sit at home, or at work, stuffing our faces with food while staring at a shiny screen instead of the smiling face of a person who wants to touch our weird parts. 

These are the most horrific, most cringeworthy online dating fails on the web. So rank them! 
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Good Save!

How to Spot Spambots

'No Mom, He's Not a Pilot...'

This Guy Caddied for the Dalai Llama

He ALWAYS Has It on Him

Date America's Next Famous Serial Killer

OKCupid Poetry. You Ready?

No No, I Said I'm 'NOT' One

ANSWER the QUESTION

*Dueces


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<![CDATA[50 Really Stupid Supermarket FAILs]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-supermarket-fails/jude-newsome
We've all taken a funny supermarket picture here and there. People who work at your local grocery store aren't necessarily the most highly-motivated, skilled, or meticulous folks – not to say that there aren't those who are, but what I have noticed is that most are not. This list is some pretty solid proof that no matter where you go, there's someone screwing something up at a nearby supermarket. FAILs is a harsh title to give this list because it deals with human beings doing their best to thrive at a job that underpays them, has them doing menial work, and constantly dealing with idiots asking them where the biggest, most obvious section of the grocery store is. 

That being said, a lot of these viral supermarket photos are pretty stupid, which makes them hilarious. There's really never enough weight given to the amount of work that it takes to run a supermarket chain like Vons, Safeway, Albertsons, Lucky, Big Lots, Fresh & Easy, or Gelson's if you're a geriatric aristocrat.

Anyway, here are some pictures taken from the web, and from my own personal phone and from the phones of my friends, of some really damn funny grocery store FAILs. From funny price tag stickers, to hilarious displays in supermarkets, rank the best ones (meaning the ones that actually make you laugh) from best to not-so-best. 
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Oh, No Big Deal, Just Some Sausages.

The Parents' Section

That Poor, Colorblind, Jobless Bastard

The Ripoff Here Is the Lion Is De-Boned, but Pork Is Still Boneful

Aw, It's Even Asking for a Hug

Frozen Men!

That's Less Than a Dollar Per Ass Muffin!

None of That Pre-Packaged Sh*t in THIS Establishment

FUN FACT: Milch Is Milk in German

It's LIGHT Peanut Butter Guys! GET IT?! NO! LISTEN. LIGHT PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!


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<![CDATA[The 26 Most Dramatic Animals on the Internet]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/most-dramatic-animals/bunny-brinkman
Drama isn't just a human thing. The animal kingdom is full of feisty creatures who are no strangers to dramatics. This list of the most dramatic animal GIFs chronicles the animals, big and small, furry and feathered, who are throwing shade, being caught in the act, and otherwise bringing the drama.

These dramatic animals will remind you that your cat is always watching, and sometimes raccoons don't want you to see what they're up to. The animals on this list know drama when they see it, and will not hesitate to go full drama queen (or king) when the opportunity presents itself.

Vote up the most dramatic animals on the list below, keeping in mind that these creatures always have their (disdainful) eyes on you.
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This Cat Who Didn't See You There



This Ferret Caught in the Act



This Dramatic Chipmunk


 

That is actually a prairie dog.
This Hawk Who Is, Frankly, Shocked



This Owl Who Can't Believe How Much Gas Costs These Days



This Cat Who Is Actually an Old Man



This Dog Who Is Not Mad, Just Disappointed



This Cat Who Has No Plans to Let You Off the Hook



This Bushbaby Who Will Never Get Over This



This Alpaca Who Has Really Had Enough of You




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<![CDATA[Things That Are Not As Cool As People Think They Are]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-are-not-as-cool-as-people-think-they-are/hoserusc
Jorts are the dumbest things I've ever seen. Next to Toms shoes. Next to the Toyota Prius. Next to d-bags taking pictures of their food. There are so many things that suck that people think are cool. For real, some of the supposed best bands ever and the greatest movies of all time are just overrated bunches of garbage.

So add the things that you think have run their course or never had a leg to stand on to begin with, like people that use their children as their profile picture. Unless you were permanently scarred and no longer recognizable after giving birth, this is not okay. (UPDATE: it has been determined this is never okay).

If there are other things that society has deemed acceptable and/or cool that are missing from the list, make sure to add them so other people can finally realize that the things they are doing (like the Harlem Shake) are just not okay.
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The Kardashians

Facebook

Justin Bieber

Yolo

Selfies

Flat Bill Baseball Hats

Designer Facial Hair

iPhones

Duck-Lipped Selfies

Earlobe Spacers


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<![CDATA[TV Personalities You'd Want to Play Drinking Games With]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/tv-personalities-you-want-to-drink-with-v1/amylindorff
We've all been there. A high school friend's basement while their parents are away. A college buddy's back porch on a lazy Sunday. A late night dive bar drinking off a crazy week of work. Hanging out with your best drinking buddy (or buddies), playing your favorite drinking game.
 
Flip Cup, Quarters, Drunken Jenga, Beer Pong. The best drinking games are even more fun when played with drunk celebrities. Who wouldn't want their night to turn into "Drinking With the Stars?" This list of TV talking heads and personalities is full of cool people who just might make or break your Beer Pong team. But which TV personality would you most want to play a fun drinking game with? And which of these awesome games will you play?

Many TV stars these days aren't afraid to get drunk on air – they don't need it to be five o'clock anywhere. Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford get through their fourth hour segment of the "Today Show" by sipping on the finest boxed wine. Anderson Cooper invited the lush ladies over to his own short-lived daytime show for a drink as well. Andy Cohen has nursed a drink or two on air (and Rihanna did more than that before appearing on his show wasted). Jimmy Fallon frequently played drinking games with his guests on "Late Night," a tradition we hope makes it onto the Fallon version of "The Tonight Show" as well.

But which TV personality would you challenge to a spirited game of Flip Cup? Who do you want by your side for Quarters? Vote up your dream celebrity drinking buddy below and let the "Thirsty Games" begin!

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Brian Williams
The "NBC Nightly News" anchor is generally regarded as a cool dude, game for anything. He can slow jam the news with Jimmy Fallon, will join in on other late night sketches, and doesn't mind making fun of himself on "30 Rock."

Williams is always up for some good old-fashioned fun, making him an excellent drinking game opponent.

Pros:
- A drinker with a sense of humor is much better than a sadsack.
- He was a volunteer firefighter in New Jersey, so if things take a turn he can save the day.

Cons:
- Sometimes drinking games just can't wait, and Bri isn't available until after "NBC Nightly News." Plus, Williams is a family man – a wife, kids, dogs... may be hard to get him to join in on drunken festivities vs. his family time after he gets off work.

Chelsea Handler
Host of "Chelsea Lately" on E!, Handler is a party girl with no boundaries. She's widely known for her love of vodka. She serves as spokesperson for the brand Belvedere, and her book is called Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. So, yeah.

Joan Rivers has called her a drunk, but she claims she knows her limits. A night of drinking with this lady would probably be memorable, not that you'll be able to remember anything in the morning.

Pros:
- She's clearly a drinking expert.
- Free Belvedere shots!

Cons:
- You might end up as an unpleasant anecdote in her next book.
- Keeping up with Handler might be a challenge and would definitely result in a painful hangover.

Conan O'Brien
O'Brien is probably most famous for NBC's 2010 "Tonight Show" debacle. Now that he's all settled in at TBS, he's got to be ready for a wild night of Drunk Jenga. Right? Get your string dance ready, it's time to imbibe with Coco.

Pros:
- He's Irish, so he'll have no problem holding it together during an extra long game of Beer Pong.
- You don't have to worry about making a fool of yourself, because he's probably making a fool of himself, too.

Cons:
- Be very, very careful to not bring up Leno.
- Conan can be a bit awkward, not ideal in a drinking pal.

Erin Andrews
The Fox Sports reporter and "Dancing With the Stars" host is an ideal drinking companion. She's great with the guys but knows how to have a proper ladies night. And, she doesn't take any crap from anyone, including stalkers.

Pros:
- Great wing-woman in any sports bar. "Hi I'm Erin Andrews, why don't you talk to my friend here..."
- Spice up your drinking games with frequent breaks for Andrews's analysis of the last play.

Cons:
- Hopefully her stalker doesn't try to join in on Flip Cup.

Jimmy Fallon
Back when he was the host of "Late Night," Fallon frequently coerced his celebrity guests into playing drinking games with him. He played Beer Pong with Betty White, Giant Quarters with Kristen Stewart, and Flip Cup with Kate Upton.

Known as a fun-loving, eager guy who ruined many an "SNL" sketch with accidental laughter, Fallon is a great drinking companion.

Pros:
- Would clearly be easy to beat in Flip Cup.
- Seems to know what he's doing in Beer Pong and would be a great asset to your team.

Cons:
- Sometimes he gets a little too caught up in the silliness. Getting him to focus on the important game at hand might probe troublesome.

Jimmy Kimmel
The ABC late-night host is German, Irish, and Italian. Talk about the ultimate trifecta of drinking genes. This is one dude you'll definitely want on your side during the drinking hour. Kimmel's everyman personality and love of pranks will make for a memorable night.

Pros:
- He grew up in Vegas, so he must know how to party.
- Remember that time he downed five drinks during a speech? #skills.

Cons:
- With a new baby on the way, Papa Kimmel might not be as dedicated to the craft of drinking games.

Jon Stewart
Host of "The Daily Show" on Comedy Central, Stewart could easily be the poster-child for drinking games. He is beloved by many, including those drinking game experts: college dudes. He clearly has a hold on this group, though he's not exactly skipping class and sitting around. Stewart just happens to be TV's highest paid host.

He's smart, witty, and after you're tanked from hours of Quarters, his biting sarcasm will keep you laughing until you (hopefully) make it home.
 
Pros:
- Few people under 34 years old (and over 21, of course) wouldn't want to drink with him. Think of the street cred!
- Bust out that fat wallet, J. Stew.

Cons:
- He might have to bail early, as each night he and his wife have a date with the New York Times daily crossword puzzle.

Kathie Lee Gifford
Kathie Lee and her "Today Show" fourth hour co-host, Hoda Kotb, love to sip on wine. Their hour is usually quite something to watch, often going right off the rails. Get these two off camera, set the table for Wine Pong, and there won't be anything holding them back. 

Pros:
- Seeing this train-wreck close up would result in some incredible stories.

Cons:
- If she can host a television show while buzzed, drinking games will be easy, and she'll be tough to beat.
- Wine hangovers are the worst.

Rachel Maddow
Maddow knows her stuff when it comes to alcohol. Her MSNBC show regularly features a Friday segment called "Cocktail Moment," during which she teaches the audience how to make a selected cocktail. This smart lady would be a great asset to your drinking team and generally seems like a great drinking buddy.

Pros:
- Girl knows her way around a drink.

Cons:
- She might try to turn Beer Pong into "Properly Garnished Cocktails Pong." (Although maybe that's not such a bad thing...)
- With her preference for fancy cocktails, you might have to walk her through the rules for each new game.
Andy Cohen
As host of "Watch What Happens Live," Cohen frequently hobnobs with famous celebrities and reality television stars. Many of his guests (hi, Rihanna) have seemed a little tipsy, and, much like Hoda and Kathie Lee, he's not afraid of an on-air drink either.

Pros:
- Cohen's bubbly, chatty demeanor is great for a night of raucous, lively drinking games.
- Maybe he'll put you on speaker when he drunk-dials Anderson Cooper.
- He's also a development executive at Bravo, so these aren't just drinking games, this could be your big break.

Cons:
- He's a producer on the "Real Housewives" franchise. So we have him to thank for that.
- Cohen definitely ranks on the high side of the douche scale.

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<![CDATA[The Funniest People of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/comedians
The funniest people of all time are a mix of actors, comedians, and even a few people who probably didn't start off trying to be funny. Included in this list of people vying for the title of funniest person ever are the funniest stand-up comedians of all time and the funniest actors and actresses ever. One thing's for sure: these funny actors and comedians are at the top of their ha ha games and could make most people laugh 'til they pee.

The funniest people ever include actors like Will Ferrell and John Belushi, comedians-turned-actors like Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy, and general funny people like George Carlin and John Cleese. While ranking a funny person is completely subjective, the folks on this list of funny people are undeniably hilarious. The real question is: who is the funniest person ever?

This is your chance to decide! Vote for the funniest comedians and actors and help decide once and for all who the funniest person alive or dead really is. If your favorite funny person isn't on the list of the funniest people ever, make sure to add them so others can revel in their hilarity.
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Bill Cosby

Bill Murray

Eddie Murphy

George Carlin

Jim Carrey

Mel Brooks

Richard Pryor

Robin Williams

Steve Martin

Will Ferrell


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<![CDATA[52 Aquaman Jokes, Because He Sucks]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/aquaman-jokes/brian-gilmore
Aquaman jokes come in every way, shape, and form. From funny comics about Aquaman, to the best Aquaman webcomics ever, but either way, people thinking Aquaman sucks has become kind of a meme.

So here are Aquaman's greatest internet moments in sucking, be it from actual Aquaman comics themselves, people making jokes or Photoshops about Aquaman being lame, or screencaps from cartoons where Aquaman is just the worst. 
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The Invisible Jet

Aquaman Is Useless (Family Guy)

Robot Chicken's Aquaman Spoof (Actually Funny)

Aquaman For Recycling

Aquaman Tries To help

Sushi Time With Aquaman!

Aquaman Fish

Aquaman Uses His Powers

Aquaman Finds Nemo

Aquaman Tries to Save Metropolis


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<![CDATA[69 Hilarious Deadpool Comics Moments]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-deadpool-comics-moments/brian-gilmore
Funny Deadpool comics are a staple of the character himself. He's almost a well-known, well-liked parody of comic book characters themselves who just happens to live among them. The funniest Deadpool comics are the ones that have an incredible amount of violence, surprise-gore, and absolute lunacy in which he turns out to do something insane, seemingly out of the blue. And those are the best ones because they show you who the character really is: a man who wanted to be a hero, was given Wolverine's healing ability, but has too many mental problems to be able to function normally in the Marvel universe - which makes for some of the greatest moments that have ever been seen in comics. Deadpool screenshots are prevalent around the web because he's just the kind of character to inspire people to screenshot, scan, or take pictures of certain cells, frame,s or comic panels and share them with their friends. 

Deadpool isn't really a comic series that makes you want to tell people to read it, but it is a great, satirical (when it's not being written by Way) and hilarious move. It's the self-awareness of the Marvel universe and is often pulled off wonderfully. Deadpool is the Evil Dead of comic series and has led to some of the most viral panels from traditional comics. 

So here, in one place, are the best Deadpool comic panels, screenshots, and jokes shared around the web by people who love the Merc with a Mouth as much as the rest of us. 
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Deadpool's Priorities

Deadpool and a Little Girl

Deadpool Meets the Black Talon

Deadpool Is a Star Wars Purist

Deadpool Falls in Love

Chimichangas!

Deadpool's Livin the Dream

Amazing

Deadpool and the Taskmaster

The Elephant in the Room


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