<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[29 Snapchatters Who Turned Around a Boring Day at the Mall]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-snapchats-sent-while-shopping/ashley-reign
Do you see the humor in things that other people miss? Then this collection of Snapchat masterpieces will show you how you can channel that hilarity into real-life art. Or at least into laugh-out-loud funny Snapchats. Here we’ve gathered a collection of some of the best Snapchats sent while shopping, which should leave you full of fun ideas for the next time you and your pals hit up the mall. After all, a picture may be worth a thousand words, but a picture with a hilarious caption is priceless.
 
You’ll see what we mean as you scroll through this hysterical collection of shopping Snaps, which reveal the inner thoughts of reluctant shoppers as they wait for their girlfriend to try on one last top. Whether they’ve been roped into a trip to the office supply store or have found themselves in the women’s fashion section with mom, this is one group of Snapchatters who totally turned around a boring day at the mall. So if you’re sick of flipping through magazines while your boyfriend tests out every last guitar in the music shop, this one's for you.

These Snaps show you how to utilize the powers of Snapchat to infuse a regular day with a little special fun. You'll develop a masterful eye for accidental puns, learn to turn a boring sign into a great joke, and find out how to spot a marketing fail a mile away. So fire up your phone and let the funny shopping Snapchats roll.  

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A Helluva Lot of Pun

Point Taken

We Suspect an Impostor

#FML

Foot Locker's New Marketing Strategy Is Questionable

Come Here Often?

Another Round of Duff for the Boys!

The Best Bookstore Burn Ever

This Snap = 1; You = 0

Haters Gonna Hate


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<![CDATA[Accidental Vaginas in the Wild]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-look-like-vaginas-but-are-not/ashley-reign
Think about something long enough, and you're bound to start seeing it everywhere. When you're hungry, your friends start to look like delicious slabs of meat. When you have to pee, you hear the sounds of running water everywhere. When you're obsessed with the ladies... well, you're bound to notice some decidedly female shapes in everyday objects. Don't believe us? Hey, don’t take our word for it. Just take a glance at this collection of photos of accidental vaginas in the wild. Here you’ll find evidence that vajayjays are everywhere, even in food, electronics, and Mother Nature herself!

So if you’re ready for one big vulva fest, you've come to the right place! (And we aren’t talking about that tiny car with a similar name.) Here you’ll find buildings, oysters, and even sultry trees that have shamelessly insisted on being vagina-shaped. Get ready to see things that you’ll never be able to un-see as you step into a world of optical illusions, unfortunate angles, and a bunch of other shit that just straight up look like vaginas (but aren’t).

So enjoy the SFW world of “natural sorta porn,” and gain the priceless reassurance of just how big a freak the everyday world can be. By the time you’re done here, you’ll be seeing vulvas in your dreams. So get ready for a very vag-shaped time as you peruse accidental vaginas in the wild. 

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This Bumpy Butter

This MILF of a Mountain

This Extra Affectionate Flower

This Ferociously Female Tree

Every Oyster Ever

These Virtual Vagina Symbols

This Shamelessly Seductive Steak

This Put-Put Course's Lovely Lady Lumps

This Volcanic Vulva

This Mouse Just Waiting to Be Double Clicked


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<![CDATA[The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/would-you-rather-questions/jacob-shelton
"Would You Rather" is both a fun game and one of the most timeless traditions for sleepovers, long car rides, and boring summer afternoons, and now you can while away the hours with this list of the best would you rather questions. No longer will you feel the need to think up dopey scenarios like, “Would you rather eat a bug or be a bug?” With this list on your side, you’ll rule the backseat of your parents' car with an iron fist. Get your problem solving glasses on and check out this list of good would you rather questions.

If you’ve never played would you rather before (then what planet are you from?), don't worry - it's easy. First, ask a question with two impossible to answer scenarios attached, and then watch your friends and family begin to question everything they thought was real. It’s genuinely amazing to see someone you’ve known all your life fall into an existential quagmire over the most inconsequential of things, thanks to some well-crafted would you rathers. But be warned, you too will face the same pit of despair when the would you rather tables are turned on you. If you think you can handle that kind of pressure, then check out this list of the best would you rather scenarios and get ready to answer some tough questions.

Feel free to add your favorite would you rather scenario to our already mighty list, including both dirty would you rather questions and clean, family-friendly ones. And for funsies, see how many of the scenarios you can answer in the comments before going completely insane.
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Would You Rather Be Half Your Height Or Double Your Weight?

Would You Rather Die Saving 10,000 Strangers From Death Knowing No One Would Ever Know It Was You Or Live Knowing Everyone Knows You Decided Not To Save 10,000 People’s Lives?

Would You Rather Eat A Turkey The Size Of John Goodman Or John Goodman The Size Of A Turkey?

Would You Rather Be Happy, But Alone Forever, Or Be Incredibly Depressed With The Love Of Your Life?

Would You Rather Say Everything That Comes To Your Mind, Or Never Be Able To Speak Again?

Would You Rather Babysit A Crying Infant For One Day, Or Have An Unwanted House Guest For A Week?

Would You Rather Shed Your Skin Like A Snake Every Morning, Or Wake Up Every Morning Being Bitten By A Snake?

Would You Rather Have A Bell Go Off Every Time You Were Aroused, Or Have A Sharp Pain In Your Side Every Time Someone Said Your Name?

Would You Rather Freeze To Death Or Burn To Death?

Would You Rather Have Your Significant Other Look Through Your Texts/Emails/Internet History Or Your Employer?


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<![CDATA[The Best Baseball Team Names]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/baseball-team-names/lauren-slocum
Do you have a kick butt baseball team ready to hit the bases, but you're lacking baseball team name ideas? Somewhere in this list of cool baseball team names may be the perfect name to lead you and the rest of the Master Batters to the championships! You'll find everything from punny MLB player team names to casual co-ed team names like the, "What Else Am I Gonna Do's."

People play baseball to have fun, so it's only fitting to come up with a funny baseball team name. Sure, you could name your team after a boring mascot, but if you don't have one, be a little playful with it! Whether you want to keep it PG with a name like "Atta Batters" or spice it up a bit with a name like "Split Finger Hoochie Mamas," your team's success rate will be much higher if you get creative and come up with a good baseball team name.

Which names do you think make the best baseball team names? From youth baseball team names to funny baseball teams names for your adult league, vote up the ones that you'd choose for your own team and please add any other cool baseball team names to this list!

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Pitch Please

Where My Pitches At?

What Else Am I Gonna Do's

Pitches Gone Wild

Fly Ballz

Balls Deep

Big League Bros/Babes

Split Finger Hoochie Mamas

The Duda Abides

Master Batters


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<![CDATA[Cool Name Ideas You Should Steal for Your New Band]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/band-names/lauren-slocum
Have you been racking your brain for cool band name ideas? Check out this band names list for some inspiration! We've compiled dozens of awesome and untaken band names that are free for the taking. Just be sure to throw this list a shout out when you land yourself a gig on Jimmy Kimmel, thanks to these good band names.

One thing every band needs is a cool band name. Do you think music band names like The Butthole Surfers, The Moldy Peaches, and The Doobie Brothers were delivered to the band on a silver platter? Probably not! Proper band name brainstorming requires many grueling hours of passing joints around in dimly lit hippie dens. 

There are a few key things to consider when coming up with band name ideas. First you should decide the tone you're trying to set... are you going for a weird band name or a funny band name? Or do you want your band's name to send a political, religious, or social message? Creating a band name is totally critical to how people view the band members and the music. You should also consider naming your band something genre-appropriate (Anal Warfare may not be the best pop-country band name, ya dig?).

This list is going to make you laugh and it'll probably inspire you to start creating your own silly band names. Have some sweet unused band names in your own arsenal? Add them to the list! And vote up the ones you like the most. To the best of our knowledge, the names listed are all band names not taken. So bust out the drum set, scrawl down some lyrics, and pick one of the best band names on this list to define your band's destiny.

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Swipe Righteous

DolDrum Machine

The Cunning Stunts

Nick Wang and the Salty Sea Men

Hole Food

Above Average

Dark White

Slippery D*ck and the C*nts

Paternity Fest

Pink Scalias


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<![CDATA[The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/hockey-team-names/lauren-slocum
Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
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The Knuckle Pucks

Quick with the Stick

The Mighty Pucks

Gettin' Iced

Concussed

Power Players

Stick Figures

Chicks with Sticks

Shootin' Blanks

Zero Pucks Given


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<![CDATA[The Funniest Volleyball Team Names Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/volleyball-team-names/lauren-slocum
Coming up with funny volleyball team names doesn't have to be daunting! Just use this list of clever volleyball team names and your squad will be all... set! This list contain dozens of the best volleyball team names to choose from. All of these names will boost team morale and intimidate competitors with your obvious wit and punny sense of humor. If a team can come up with a name like "Setsy and We Know It," they're obviously killers on the volleyball court, right?

Some of these are definitely dirty volleyball team names, but that's the fun of grown-up sports! You're finally at an age where you can have a sense of humor about the game while still being competitive. And after the game, you can all go get a beer to celebrate a win or mourn a loss. Dirty jokes, sports, and beer? Being an adult isn't so bad after all.

When it comes to volleyball, there are endless possibilities for PG-13 jokes, too. Everyone's running around in spandex spiking, setting, and bunting balls, after all. In the pun world, volleyball is a bountiful land of snarky opportunity. Since there are so many wonderful puns tucked inside volleyball lingo, we think you'll enjoy the creative volleyball team names we've included on this list.

Vote up your favorites and be sure to add any funny or volleyball team names you don't see listed here!

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Practice Safe Sets

2 Legit 2 Hit

The Bunt Cakes

Spike My Jones

Ball 'n Dolls

Setsy And We Know It

The Volley Llamas

Block 'n Roll Babes/ Bros

Moose Knuckles

Multiple Scoregassers


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<![CDATA[Hilarious Cop FAILs]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/cop-fails/ashley-reign
You know those truly horrible days at the office where nothing seems to go as planned? There’s nothing worse than having an off day at work, especially if your coworkers happen to catch your epic fails on camera and send them flying around the Internet for the world to enjoy. No matter your occupation, it can happen to the best of us, even the boys in blue. Here you’ll find a collection of funny photos of police officers engaged in some of the most hilariously epic cop fails ever caught on film.

These cops are here to show you what happens when you’ve been in the patrol car a little too long. For some, their weariness causes a severe lack of skills in the stealth department. Others are dealing with epic cop fails caused by unfortunate budget cuts to the patrol car or uniform department. Others still continue their brave battle against law-breaking wildlife, even attempting to arrest nefarious chickens for jaywalking as they crossed the road.

So the next time you’re having a rough day at the office, check out these police fails for a little reassurance. Even our best and brightest have some trouble perfectly serving and protecting all day, everyday.  Whether they’re dealing with out of control animal partners or the realization that the crime scene they’ve been investigating for the past few hours is actually a movie set, you’ll enjoy some of the best cop fails the Internet has to offer.

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The Department's Belt Budget Cuts Go Horribly Wrong

Day 5: Officer Steve Begins to Suspect His Cover May Be Compromised

"Uh, Yeah, Dispatch, This Is Awkward..."

Better Safe Than Sorry, Right?

When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

"Who Was Behind That JarJar Binks Bullshit? I Want a Name!"

"Well, if You Say So..."

Ever Watchful, Ever Vigilant

"Hold It Right There, Sir. We're Gonna Need to See Some I.D."

Bonding With Your Partner Reaches New Heights


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<![CDATA[Things That Are Not As Cool As People Think They Are]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-are-not-as-cool-as-people-think-they-are/hoserusc
Jorts are the dumbest things I've ever seen. Next to Toms shoes. Next to the Toyota Prius. Next to d-bags taking pictures of their food. There are so many things that suck that people think are cool. For real, some of the supposed best bands ever and the greatest movies of all time are just overrated bunches of garbage.

So add the things that you think have run their course or never had a leg to stand on to begin with, like people that use their children as their profile picture. Unless you were permanently scarred and no longer recognizable after giving birth, this is not okay. (UPDATE: it has been determined this is never okay).

If there are other things that society has deemed acceptable and/or cool that are missing from the list, make sure to add them so other people can finally realize that the things they are doing (like the Harlem Shake) are just not okay.
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The Kardashians

Facebook

Justin Bieber

Tattoos

Yolo

Hashtags

Smoking

Flat Bill Baseball Hats

Selfies

Duck-Lips


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<![CDATA[Marvel's Best Characters As Dogs]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/marvel-dogs/jtdesaulnier
What's the only way that the superheroes of Marvel Comics could possibly be any cooler, any mightier, any more mega-heroic? If they were dogs, obviously. With comic book characters this iconic, the only place left to go is the pound. Seeing Iron Man repulsor-blast bad guys never gets old, sure, but can you even imagine how much more entertaining an Avengers movie would be if Tony Stark were a Chihuahua?

How about the Incredible Hulk as a Gamma-irradiated English Bulldog? Or Thor as a Golden Retriever? These are just a few of the canine superheroes whipped up by illustrator and art director Josh Lynch for his adorable and endlessly amusing collection "DOTMU: Dogs of the Marvel Universe."

Lynch's paintings lovingly recreate Earth's Mightiest Heroes, only even cuter. We know the Marvel Cinematic Universe is planned out for the next several years, but when Robert Downey Jr. finally hangs up his iron spurs, maybe his replacement doesn't need to be human. The next round of reboots could just as well bring us canine superheroes. Every dog has his day, after all.

Vote up your favorite Marvel Dogs in the slideshow below! With enough votes, maybe Marvel will get the message, and we'll see Slobberine and the X-Mutts in comic book stores multiplexes by next summer.

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Mr. Fetchtastic

Canine Cyclops, Leader of the X-Mutts

Ghost Poocher

The Incredible Hound

Dogtor Octopus

Tony Bark, Iron Dog

The Pupisher

Spider-Pug

Thor the Asdogian

Galacdogcus, Devourer of Kibble


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