<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[The Most Quotable Movies of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/most-quotable-movies-of-all-time
The most quotable movies of all time certainly rank among the best movies ever, but there's more than just cinematic excellence to take into account when picking the movies with the best quotes ever. The best quotable movies have one-liners that can be dropped in a variety of situations as well as thoughtful sentiments that relate to life in general. But one-liners, man, they sure do make a movie quote worthy.

"We're not worthy!"
"Stupid is as stupid does."
"I love lamp."
"I've got a beverage here!"

Many of these memorable movie quotes can be dropped into casual conversation and be immediately recognizable as coming from a popular film. Others like "they can't all be winners, kid" (it's on the greatest movie quotes list if you're stuck) are tougher to figure out, but come from movies as quotable as favorites like Forrest Gump and Pulp Fiction.

What movies have the best quotes? What are the top quotable films? Where do the greatest film quotes come from? There are many films with a single movie quote that belongs among the most recognizable among pop culture while others are quotable throughout the movie's entire running time. This list of the most quotable movies has a mix of both, all available for you to vote on as the most quotable film ever. If your favorite movie with the greatest quotes is missing, make sure to add it to the greatest quotable movies list.

To check out myriad other movies with great quotes, visit Ranker's Movie Quotes section.
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Airplane!

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Caddyshack

Casablanca

Forrest Gump

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Office Space

Pulp Fiction

The Godfather

The Princess Bride


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<![CDATA[The 16 Greatest Game Show Fails of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-game-show-fails/chris-abraham
List of the greatest game show fails of all time, including videos of each incident for your viewing pleasure. Honestly, is there anything better than a good game show blooper? Between stupid contestants, dumb answers, bloopers, and cheaters, there is so much potential for something to go wrong on a game show. This list features fails and bloopers from "Jeopardy," "Wheel of Fortune," "The Family Feud," and more. Vote for the videos you think are the biggest fails, and downvote the ones that didn't impress you.
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Price Is Right Cheater Makes Bob Barker Furious

Immoral Pleasure Seeker

Wolf Blitzer Gets Negative $4600 on Jeopardy

Price Is Right Boob Slip

Family Feud Fail- She Only Needed 18 Points

What Is That Banana Doing?

Woman's Inappropriate Answer on Family Feud

Hole In The Wall Fail

What Does Urban Mean?

Mythological Hero Achilles
A RANKER USER SAID: "I guess his achilles heel is pronunciation. LOL" (join the discussion)

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<![CDATA[Pregnant Women! 12 Things Your Friends Say Behind Your Back]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/pregnant-women-friends-talking-behind-your-back/samantha-dillinger
Ladies: you're pregnant. Congratulations. That said, let's talk about the stuff you're going to be sharing for the next eight months that your friends absolutely cannot stand but are too polite to tell you. Things like, "if I see another sonogram I'm going to puke," and "Really? Are you really posting a picture of your afterbirth on Facebook?" Does this sound extreme and/or bizarre to you? It should!

There are a lot of things your friends on Facebook are seeing repeatedly that they are silently sick of and pregnancy updates are high on that list (along with workout schedules, whining about school, and dieting woes, among others). If you've ever looked at the feed on your social media and felt overwhelmed with hatred for the people posting the 17th update of the day regarding their third month (excuse me, excuse me: 15th WEEK) of pregnancy, this list is your chance to vote for the things that annoy you in the hopes that some of your friends and mine will get the hint and keep the water birth albums private in the future.
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The Dirty Diaper Game Is Nasty
We will come to your baby shower, we will bring you baby clothes that the kid will wear twice, and we will make every attempt not to drink in your presence during the affair (or at least try hard to keep the flasking on the DL). But for GOD'S SAKE, stop melting candy bars in diapers and making us guess what's in them. If I want to see something that looks like poop, I'll go for Indian food.
This Is Not the Time to Ask Your Single Friends When They'll Start Having Kids
There are two reasons your childless friends don't have kids: they don't want them, or they can't have them. Don't torture your friends by making them give you some BS answer while they try to work around your crazy hormonal outbursts.
If You Must Post Pictures of You and Your Belly at a Profile, Take a Good Picture
Unless you're a character from the bible, SOMEBODY knocked you up. Make him hold the camera so we don't have to be subjected to your crap lighting and shaky selfies.
Weeks As a Unit of Measurement Means Nothing to Anybody Who's Not Pregnant
You're allowed to use weeks at the beginning and end of the pregnancy.

"How far along are you?"
- Six weeks! Just came from the doctor's office.

OK!

"How long 'til you're due?"
- Two weeks; I feel like I'm about to pop.

OK!

"Oh wow, you're barely showing. How long have you been pregnant?"
- 23 weeks.

NOT OKAY!

You probably know, from reading a litany of baby books and blogs and sh*t that 23 weeks is some magical number that means the baby isn't trying to eat the lining of your placenta anymore or something, but it doesn't mean anything to anyone else. So just say you're five months pregnant and carry on.

 
You Don't Fit In Your Clothes...Shocker
YOU HAVE ANOTHER PERSON GROWING IN YOU! OF COURSE YOUR DAMN PANTS DON'T FIT. This is not front page news.
The 'My Baby Is As Big As A' Posts
So your baby's the size of an orange this week, is it? Do you have an orange that you want to give me? No? Then I don't care.
One Sonogram Is Enough
Unless your baby is flipping the bird or showing signs of having a Guinness Record breaking weiner, one shot of your blob is plenty.
Your Baby Is Not You; Keep It Off Your Profile Picture
Seriously. Babies don't look like anybody when they come out... except every other baby, maybe. It is not a good way to identify the person who's changed their last name since you first met them. 
You're Huge, We Get It. You Don't Have to Post Naked Pictures to Prove It
You being naked is what made that baby in the first place and you wouldn't post THOSE pictures to social media, would you? Probably not. So keep that belly under wraps online.
We Don't Want to Hear About Your Water Birth (And We ESPECIALLY Don't Want to See It)
Unless you LITERALLY grew up on a farm, everything about the actual birthing process is gross. We don't care about your natural choices or the feelings you want the baby to experience. Call us when your vagina's sewn back up (but without talking about the sewing process and ABSOLUTELY no pictures).

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<![CDATA[15 Bizarre Toilets From Around the World]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-and-weird-toilets/chris-abraham
Here's a collection of the some of the weirdest toilets in the world, featuring both strange urinals and hilarious toilet boals. Using public bathrooms is already slightly uncomfortable, but these toilets take that feeling to the next level. Would you want to do your business in a toilet made of ice? How about pee into a urinal shaped like lips? All of the toilets on this list are fascinating in their own right, and most were certainly built as novelties. 

Vote for the toilets and urinals you find most fascinating, and downvote the ones you just don't give a crap about.
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Give Me A Kiss
B52 Club in Bucharest
Oh Hello

And You Thought Your Seat Was Cold...

Aquarium Toilet Isn't Tacky at All

Ready For Your Dump My Heinous?

Tower Of Terror

Tuba Toilets

Skiing and Peeing

You Can See Out but They Can't See In... Would You Poo Here?

Don't Be Shy


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<![CDATA[44 Things These Cats Are Looking At]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-these-cats-are-looking-at/amylindorff
Cats are quite possibly the best, but most confusing, pet you could have. They are in their own little worlds a lot of the time, and mostly likely you aren't invited. But cats provide hours and hours of endless entertainment, thanks to the strange situations you can often find them in. One minute they're quietly napping on a windowsill, the next they've climbed your screen door because they thought they saw a bug. And of course, you can sometimes catch your cat starting at the wall, or even just off into space.

Perhaps it's because cats can see ghosts, or into the future. Most likely it's because they have evolved eyes that don't need constant rewetting from blinks, and they like to keep an eye on things, like their prey and things they find interesting. Cats can also see colors humans can't! Aren't cats amazing?! In any case, the cats on this list are looking at lots of weird things – and looking adorable while doing it.

 
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Her Baby

His Own Stomach

The Underside of This Platform

Her New Friend the Frog

Russell Brand

You, and She's MAD

Cacti

Most Likely a Bird

The Inside of This Box

Maybe a Bug?


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<![CDATA[The Funniest Gun Fails Of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/gun-fails-and-accidents/chris-abraham
List of the greatest gun fails of all time, ranked by how ridiculous and funny they are. You'd think that someone using a firearm would want to take as many precautions as they can, but some of these people are just plain stupid when firing their weapon. Whether it's trying to fire a magnum with one hand or shooting a shotgun that's too powerful for you, these idiots take the cake when it comes to gun fails and accidents. One video below even features a cop teaching a class on gun safety right before shooting himself in the leg. 

If you want to learn how to fire a gun correctly, this list certainly won't be of help to you. However if you want to see people hurting themselves in extremely embarrassing ways, then welcome home.
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Why On Earth Would You Do This?

Dirty Harry Fail

Cop Shoots Himself While Teaching Gun Safety Class

Couldn't Handle The Buckshot

Shotgun Fail At The Range

Kickback Knocks Woman Out

Man Shoots His Own Leg

Arab Machine Gun Fail

Shotgun Kickback Fail

Man Almost Blows His Head Off


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<![CDATA[The Funniest People of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/comedians
The funniest people of all time are a mix of actors, comedians, and even a few people who probably didn't start off trying to be funny. Included in this list of people vying for the title of funniest person ever are the funniest stand-up comedians of all time and the funniest actors and actresses ever. One thing's for sure: these funny actors and comedians are at the top of their ha ha games and could make most people laugh 'til they pee.

The funniest people ever include actors like Will Ferrell and John Belushi, comedians-turned-actors like Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy, and general funny people like George Carlin and John Cleese. While ranking a funny person is completely subjective, the folks on this list of funny people are undeniably hilarious. The real question is: who is the funniest person ever?

This is your chance to decide! Vote for the funniest comedians and actors and help decide once and for all who the funniest person alive or dead really is. If your favorite funny person isn't on the list of the funniest people ever, make sure to add them so others can revel in their hilarity.
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Bill Cosby

Bill Murray

Eddie Murphy

George Carlin

Jim Carrey

Leslie Nielsen

Richard Pryor

Robin Williams

Steve Martin

Will Ferrell


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<![CDATA[The Absolute Worst People at the Gym]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/worst-people-at-the-gym/jordan-bates
The gym. A dungeon of torments for some, a meditative palace of solitude for others. Either way, it's the same gym, and we all have to share it – whether we like it or not. Usually... not. That's because humans are amazing creatures, but people are the worst. This is a list of the worst people we've all seen and we've all had to deal with at our local gym.

This list might also be of some help to a few of you. DON'T BE THESE PEOPLE. If you find yourself or any of your loved ones practicing any of these philosophies or exhibiting any of these behaviors, check yourself immediately or you will surely wreck yourself.

Who are the worst people at your gym? Vote, vote, vote... unless you don't even lift.

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The People Who Refuse to Put Away Their Weights
You just lifted them. This means you should be able to put them back. There is a rack. The rack is organized and labeled and tells you which dumbbell goes where. It's the easiest thing in the world to put your weights back.

Every gym in the world should immediately revoke memberships for failing to rerack weights.
The Texter
You'll find this guy or gal on the bench you need just hanging out and texting whoever. He or she does one set about every 10 minutes.

Are you here to train or are you here to text?! Your phone or that bench: pick one.
Bros
They're locusts. They're everywhere, and they're not going anywhere anytime soon. Look for them at the gym nearest to you, drinking pre-workout shakes together and talking really loudly about the "chick they banged" last night and probably lying about it.
The Old 'Roider
Congratulations! You look like a cloud.

The Old 'Roider at your gym will try to work out with you on every single machine you're on because he thinks he owns the place (probably because he worked out near Arnold once back in the early '80s)

Buzz off, Cloud.

(Though I won't say this to your face because you are enormous.)
Old Naked Dudes in the Locker Room
We know. It's a generational thing, and you come from a generation that fought the good fight, accomplished extraordinary things, and loves to parade around with its peen and pouch out.

Well, we aren't from that generation, and your old kielbasa wriggling about isn't something we ever want to see. Towels are good. 
The Girl in Full Makeup
Yep, we all see you. You did it. You won, or whatever. You can go home now without doing a single exercise.

...Oh, that was your plan anyway? Great, kbye.
Captain Body Odor
That unmistakable waft of onions and Subway Italian herb and cheese bread...

This guy is impossible to be near while training. The effects of his stench on your body are almost exactly the same as sarin gas.

Deodorant is not optional. Come on, dude.
People Who Don't Clean Up Their Sweat
The gym is already disgusting beyond imagination. Why are you making it worse? It takes three seconds. Wipe it down.
Selfie Takers
You are allowed to train without taking pictures of yourself. This recent global pandemic needs to be cured. 

The mirrors in the gym serve a very specific purpose: checking your form and double-checking that you aren't a vampire. Notice that neither of those things is taking pictures of yourself. No one back at the office will be impressed.
The Obnoxious Grunter
If you're yelling that loudly, you clearly can't lift that much weight, you clearly don't have any regard for the people around you, and you're clearly going to give yourself an inguinal hernia.

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<![CDATA[Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/olympic-sports-that-should-exist/danielle-dauenhauer
As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we would really want to see on broadcast TV... as part of the Olympics, anyway. These are the dream competitions; the events Joe Anybody could set a world record in. The events with potential to thrust (or hoist) an overweight man from the middle of Saskatchewan onto the Olympic victors' stand, where he can be decorated in a way befitting of someone who just told that kid on a fixie to get a haircut (and a life).

What event would you add to the Olympics? Would you be a medalist in changing diapers without throwing up? How about a champion in swearing? There are so many things the world should give medals for but doesn't, and this is a chance to right that wrong. On the Internet. With some people you've never met before who may have an unnatural ability to watch TV for 72 straight hours. Seriously: this is the only marathon many people in America could ever even dream of winning.  

Winter, Summer, indoor, outdoor; if you think there's an event you could OWN (if only it were in the Olympics), make sure to add it to this list of events that should totally be in the Olympics. 
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Arguing

Going Through Airport Security

Drinking

Cooking While High

Taking Buzzfeed Personality Quizzes

Haggling with Customer Service

Using Grammar Correctly

Beer Pong

Trolling People Online

Binge Watching Netlix


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<![CDATA[The 17 Funniest News Interviews Of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-news-interviews/chris-abraham
With "apparently kid" being one of funniest viral videos of 2014, we apparently decided to take a look back at the most hilarious news interviews of all time. Some of the most popular viral videos of the last five years have come from funny news interviews, including Antoine Dodson's "bed intruder" interview and the unforgettable "ain't nobody got time for that" woman, known as Sweet Brown. Some of these people are drunk, while others are just plain stupid. Either way, it makes for a heck of a viral video, so sit back and watch what these people said when they were put in front of a camera.
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The Hand Man

Epic Car Crash Guy

Antoine Dodson's Bed Intruder Interview

Kai the Hatchet Weilding Hitchhiker

Apparently Kid

Australian Cory Refusing to Take Off His Glasses

I Like Turtles Kid

Drunk News Interview

So Pitted

Ain't Nobody Got Time for That


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