<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[24 Pictures of Plumber's Crack Spotted in the Wild]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-plumbers-crack-photos/nathandavidson

Don't Do Crack. This is a common phrase in America these days, but it has nothing to do with drugs. It's due to an ongoing plumber's crack epidemic plaguing the nation. But many of these plumber crack issues aren't due to people pulling on the wrong size of pants or forgetting their belt. A number of instances of plumber butt and plumber fail are also due to individuals who intentionally wear their pants that way.

Once you see these photos of plumbers crack in real life you'll realize there's currently a crack in the pants system of America. Now might be the time for suspenders to make a serious comeback in this country. Whether you prefer your pants high-waisted or slung low, you'll find some photos to crack you up on this list.


24 Pictures of Plumber's Crack Spotted in the Wild, fails, other,

Split Decision

Meanwhile, At Subway

The Standard Walmart Greeting

The Gate To Hell

The Whole Crack And Caboodle

Hello Monday, My Old Friend

Suspenseful Crack

Cleanup On Aisle Three

Tour De Fart

Bubble Butt Crack


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 13:11:36 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-plumbers-crack-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest "Like Father, Like Son" Pics Ever Taken]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-like-father-like-son-pictures/nathandavidson

The apple usually doesn't fall too far from the tree when it comes to fathers and their sons. They likely look the same, talk the same, and think the same – and no matter how much the son tries, he will eventually become his father. It's an uncontrollable force of nature, and this list has photographic proof of the phenomenon.

Whether you're a father, son, mother or daughter, you're going to love these amazing like father like son pictures. These are the funniest like father like son photos the internet has to offer. Some show dads and their kids striking the same pose; others illustrate eerily similar facial expressions. Think of them as the photographic version of dad jokes: a little sweet, a little corny, and funny in spite of themselves. Take a look at these like father like son photos, and vote for your favorites. 


The Funniest "Like Father, Like Son" Pics Ever Taken,

Selfie Bros

Head Turners

Top Gear: Home Edition

To Swerve and Protect

Sleep It Off

Cheese and Quackers

Beards of a Feather

Here's Looking at You, Kid

Marked Since Birth

Chasing Waterfalls


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 20:41:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-like-father-like-son-pictures/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[22 Hilarious Pictures of World Leaders with Man Buns]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/world-leaders-with-man-buns/ashley-reign

Politics can be stressful. Maybe that's why some folks out there are asking, "What if world leaders had man buns?" Lately, funny man bun Photoshop pictures of politicians have surfaced online, daring to ask what the world might be like if the contemporary world leaders and even luminaries from history had more stylish hair.

Here you'll find a collection of some of the funniest photos of politicians wearing man buns that the web has to offer. You'll find everything from current politicians sporting the do to historical figures with man buns and even the occasional non-political man bun world leader, such as Pope Francis. 

So grab your own bros, gather round, and let the man bun goodness commence!


22 Hilarious Pictures of World Leaders with Man Buns,

Abraham Lincoln

Barack Obama

Bill Clinton

Donald Trump

George W. Bush

Pope Francis

Kim Jong-un

Tony Blair

Vladimir Putin

Behold: T Stoic Bun


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Wed, 30 Nov 2016 21:51:27 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/world-leaders-with-man-buns/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[23 Times Toast Was Turned Into a Work of Art]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-toast-art/nathandavidson

A toast... to toast. Don't worry, this won't be a long toast, it'll be short, or a "melba" toast, if you will (that's a Friends reference if you're paying attention at home). Below you will find a delightful collection of funny toast art, with the ocassional creative toast art thrown in for good measure. Sure, plain old toast is delicious, but wouldn't you prefer eating a toasty work of art with the face of Lord Vader right on it? Of course you would!


23 Times Toast Was Turned Into a Work of Art,

Hello, Toasty

Professor Stephen Toasting's A Brief History of Bread

The Dark Side of the Toast

Some Like It Burned

A Toast to Elvis

Eat Me, You Will

Grizzly Toast

Okay, But Can You Catch Pokemon on It?

Meta Toaster Is Made of Toast

Bernt Toast for the People


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 18:31:34 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-toast-art/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Greatest "Anti-Protest" Protest Signs Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-anti-protest-signs/nathandavidson

Lots of Americans have plenty of opinions on all manner of things. And when Americans want to be heard, they can protest. And when people protest, they often bring signs. It all makes sense. What makes a little bit less sense are the protesters who bring funny signs to basically protest protesting.

Still following? Ok. Then it's time to check out this list of awesomely funny protest signs. They're quite literally a "sign of the times" right now in America.


The Greatest "Anti-Protest" Protest Signs Ever,

All or Nothing

Grasping at Straws

A History of Violence

Canadian Protest

Holiday Jeers

I Love Lamp

Time for Change

Cake My Day

A Sign of the Times

Geez Louise!


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Wed, 30 Nov 2016 15:51:32 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-anti-protest-signs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[26 Hilariously Honest Titles for Disney Movies]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/honest-disney-titles/nathandavidson

To say that Disney movies haven't been entirely honest with us over the years is an understatement. For starters, they made us believe that animals could talk, that super hot mermaids exist, and that princesses only exist so that a prince will come to their rescue and love them. Princesses are people too, Disney.

Then there are the films' titles, which don't always convey the true nature of a film. Thankfully, the Internet is here to shine an honest light on some of Disney's most popular works. These are brutally honest Disney movies and the poster titles they truly deserve. Don't worry, these posters won't ruin your childhood. Disney did that a long time ago.


26 Hilariously Honest Titles for Disney Movies,

Toadhouse

Genie in a Bottle

Cry, Baby, Cry

Follow the High Rabbit

Take a Hint, Bro

Beautiful Losers

Pound Puppies

Animal House

White Hot

Notre Shame


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 08:51:28 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/honest-disney-titles/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Dumbest Lines of Dialogue in Video Game History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/dumb-video-game-dialogue/nathandavidson

A long time ago, gamers accepted the fact that video game dialogue has been and probably always will be terrible. It's a gaming fact of life and, frankly, nobody's really complaining for one simple reason... video game dialogue is so terrible that it's actually pretty amazing. Below, you will witness the worst lines in video games and worst quotes in video games. These are arguably the dumbest video game lines ever, and in a strange way, a lot of them can be considered wise words to live by. So, before you embark on your mission of looking at the worst in-game quotes in video game history, make sure you've got a lot of built-up mental fortitude. You're going to need it.


The Dumbest Lines of Dialogue in Video Game History,

Snake in the Box

Lost in Translation

Right in the Feels

Horrible Video Game Dialogue Achievement: Unlocked

Winner Go Home

Solid Life Advice

One Video Game Dialogue Fail to Rule Them All

Does Not Compute

Mario Shines a Light

The Talking Dead


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Mon, 05 Dec 2016 00:02:44 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/dumb-video-game-dialogue/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Dairy Queen Signs Ever Devised]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-dairy-queen-signs/nathandavidson

Dairy Queen represents everything that's right and wrong with America. Most ice cream businesses like Baskin Robbins settle for just selling ice cream, but not DQ. Dairy Queen is the fast food melting pot of America, where you can order a Blizzard, a chili cheese dog, potato skins, and cheese curds all in one convenient diarrhea-inducing location.

And as you'll see by these funny Dairy Queen signs and Dairy Queen memes, DQ is all about spreading the joy of laughter. Enjoy these funny Dairy Queen pictures and be sure to get yourself to a DQ soon, because that stuff is freaking delicious!


The Funniest Dairy Queen Signs Ever Devised,

Flame On!

Dairy Queen on Politics

Brace Yourselves... Blizzards Are Coming

51 Tacos Not Allowed

For a Very Specific Job

Dairy Scream

Way to Go, Jason!

Meanwhile, in California

Dude... Phrasing!

Cutting the Cheese


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 21:31:36 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-dairy-queen-signs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[14 Times Animated Characters Dressed Up Like Batman]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/fictional-characters-dressed-as-batman/nathandavidson

Every young cartoon character grows up with dreams of being Batman. Unfortunately, few get the chance to officially take up the mantle. But there are plenty of artists who dream big and draw fan art of fictional characters dressed like Batman. That's right, there are a wealth of images of famous cartoon characters who wore Batman's cape thanks to the help of some genius internet artists. Sure, you could argue that these pictures could never become a reality, but that would involve your brain existing in reality. Come on, it's time to give reality a break and think outside the bat.


14 Times Animated Characters Dressed Up Like Batman,

Brian Griffin

Art by JDtoonart.


Bugs Bunny

Art by frostdusk.


Charlie Brown

Art by Sarah J.


Jessica Rabbit

Art by KTObermanns.


Mickey Mouse

Art by yoanndurand.


Peter Griffin

Art by Grillhunter.


Ariel

SpongeBob SquarePants

Art by Olechka.


Butt-head

Art by mangkeldong.


Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat

Art by Utensilman.



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Wed, 30 Nov 2016 05:41:29 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/fictional-characters-dressed-as-batman/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[26 Celebrities Who Look Just Like Video Game Characters]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-who-look-like-video-game-characters/nathandavidson

Art constantly imitates life, and that is definitely the case when it comes to video game characters. These are celebrities who look like video game characters. Celebs who look like video game characters so much, in fact, it's possible they're actually the same entity. Come on, you don't think there's even a slight possibility that some video game characters are celebrities and vice versa? Take a look at these video game characters who look like celebrities below and judge for yourself. Just make sure you turn off your VR headset before you begin so you don't shatter the space-time continuum. 


26 Celebrities Who Look Just Like Video Game Characters,

Adam Sandler

Angelina Jolie

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Cameron Diaz

Conan O'Brien

Dennis Hopper

Johnny Knoxville

Josh Brolin

Leslie David Baker

Ron Perlman


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Tue, 29 Nov 2016 11:11:27 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-who-look-like-video-game-characters/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Hilarious Movie Sequel Ideas Hollywood Should Strongly Consider]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-movie-sequel-ideas/nathandavidson

Hollywood continues to be obsessed with making movie sequels, but the question everyone is asking these days is: Should they make more? Once you take a look at these funny and silly movie sequel ideas, we think you'll agree that Hollywood hasn't even begun to push the sequels envelope. Sure, you might consider these fake movie sequels to be bad sequel ideas, but are they really any worse than the movies Hollywood is producing these days? Either way, the joke is on all of us.


25 Hilarious Movie Sequel Ideas Hollywood Should Strongly Consider,

Will the Thrill

Vampires Suck

Out of This World

The Virgin Suicide

The Nightmare After Christmas

Home Sweet Home

Alien vs. Alien

Street Justice

Chick Flick

The Mountain of Youth


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Wed, 23 Nov 2016 04:41:26 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-movie-sequel-ideas/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Marvel Cinematic Universe Hilariously Recast by the Internet]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-marvel-universe-recast-by-the-internet/nathandavidson

The Internet and its negativity superpowers have been no match for Marvel Studios so far, which has pretty much killed it when it comes to making superhero movies. DC... yeah, not so much. Even though Marvel movies have been widely accepted up until this point, the Internet still has some friendly suggestions on how to make them even better. Like Alison Brie as Captain America, for example. Or Hulk Hogan as the Hulk. These are all perfectly logical examples of Marvel characters recast by the Internet. So, before you fly through this gallery of Marvel characters photoshopped into various celebrities, put on your favorite pair of Captain America Underoos and your Hulk Hands, because the Marvel Universe memes and pictures you're about to see may change the way you see Marvel forever. 


The Marvel Cinematic Universe Hilariously Recast by the Internet,

Bruce Lee in Enter the Spider

Hayley Atwell as Captain Carter

Will Ferrell in Doctor Stranger Things

Donald Glover Does Whatever a Spider Can

Sandra Bullock for Iron Man Equality

Michael Jackson's Marvel Thriller

Ted Stars in Tedpool

The Incredible Buscemi

It's Brie Time... for a Better Captain America

Natalie Dormer Is Captain Marvelous


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Sun, 27 Nov 2016 09:11:31 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/the-marvel-universe-recast-by-the-internet/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Superhero Glamour Shots Ever Taken]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-superhero-glamour-shots/nathandavidson

Are you ready to see the super side of glamour shots? The side of glamour photography the national media doesn't want you to see because it's too super? Okay, that's not really the case at all, but these superhero glamour shots definitely have humor superpowers. These are nerdy glamour shots and downright silly glamour shots of people dressed in superhero swag. Just when you thought glamour shots couldn't possibly be any funnier, along come these superhero glamour shots to save the day.


The Funniest Superhero Glamour Shots Ever Taken,

Stan by Me

X-Men: Second Class Costumes

You Will Never Be This Cool

She's Super, Thanks for Asking

The Pitt Knight

The Most Badass Captain America Ever

Super Family Portrait

The Red Knight Rises

The Boy Knight Rises

Supergirl


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Sun, 20 Nov 2016 17:01:40 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-superhero-glamour-shots/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[20 Photos That Are So You Being Awkward at a Party]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/lonely-party-memes/ashley-reign

If you've ever been to a party that hasn't gone exactly like you'd envisioned, then the unfortunate truth is that you can quite possibly relate to at least a handful of these awkward party memes. It's happened to all of us - one minute you're sitting at home watching Netflix and the next thing you know your roommate comes in and drags you to a party where you end up sitting alone watching someone else's Netflix. Awkward party moments happen to the best of us, which is why you'll find a collection of hilarious memes below that have come to assure you that you're not alone. 

So if you've just had a rough night at a party where you didn't know anyone, experienced a dreaded party foul, or maybe had a little too much to drink, then this is the place for you. Come on in and get a load of these awkward, embarrassing, and lonely party memes and remember that we all have nights that find us not quite at the top of our game. 

After all, you win some, you foul some. But the important thing is that you dust yourself off, pull yourself up by whatever clothing you made it out of there in, and live to party another day.


20 Photos That Are So You Being Awkward at a Party,

Everyone's Gotta Start Somewhere

I'll Just Be Right Here

Also Chocolate, Right? Chocolate Is Great

That Awkward Moment When. . .

Hey! We've Met Before, Remember?

3, 2, Fail

Just Look Down, Keep Looking Down

Pre-Gaming: The Origins

It's Cool. . . Need to Check My Phone for the 200th Time Tonight Anyway

When You're Not Even Drunk Enough for This Conversation Yet


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Mon, 28 Nov 2016 19:31:25 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/lonely-party-memes/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[37 Dudes Who Were Smokin' Hot, Even in Bell Bottoms]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/hot-guys-in-bell-bottoms/ashley-reign

Though these days hot guys in bell bottoms may seem like an oxymoron, back in the '70s it was considered nothing short of groovy. Though women lusting over men wearing bell bottom pants may seem like the stuff of other dimensions, rest assured it definitely once happened and you've come to the right place to see the evidence for yourself. Now it's only fair to warn that what you're about to see here can never be unseen and may not be for the fashion faint of heart.

But if you're up for a blast from the past then strap on your seatbelt and get ready to bust a move or two, because it's about to get groovy up in here. These hot '70s guys wearing bell bottoms are here to show you where it's at. . . or at least where it used to be. 

So if you're ready to kick it old school then get ready to get down with some of the most horrifically hip hugging bell bottoms ever caught on camera.


37 Dudes Who Were Smokin' Hot, Even in Bell Bottoms,

Don't Hate the Playas, Hate the Game

They Toll for Thee

What Hides Beneath Those Silky Chap-Like Bell Bottoms? Wouldn't You Love to Know

Will Wipe Down Anything on Wheels

Rock Those Greek Urns, Guy On the Left, Rock 'Em

Gangsta 2.0

Groove Personified

How YOU Doin'?

Does It Get Any More Dapper?

Just a Few Dudes, Hanging Out with Those Pants On


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 09:01:33 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/hot-guys-in-bell-bottoms/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[27 Parents Who Expertly Trolled Their Kids Over Text]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/parents-pranking-kids-over-text/ashley-reign

As these parents trolling kids over text are here to prove, kids aren't the only ones having fun these days with their newfangled technology. Here you'll find a hysterical collection of everything from parents pranking kids via text to corny dad jokes delivered in the digital age. Whether they're delivering eye roll-worthy one-liners or cracking their kids up with their hilarious photo responses, these moms and dads are out for a little fun at their offspring's expense. 

Perhaps you're looking to have a little fun with your own kids. Well if so then you've come to the right place to get your creative gears turning when it comes to parent text message pranks! Or maybe you're a kid whose parents are always on the prowl to pull one over on you. Don't let it happen to you as you study this collection of antics employed by parents to set up their kids for a good laugh.

Regardless of who you are, these texts from parents trolling their kids is guaranteed to have a little something for everyone!


27 Parents Who Expertly Trolled Their Kids Over Text,

Tact: Nailin' It

This Mom Who'll Show Her Daughter What Happens When She Bosses Her Around

This Expertly Executing Toilet Troll

You Can Almost Hear This Dad's Maniacal Laugh Still Ringing

Best Reply to a Check-In Text Ever

"There's an escaped murderer near where i live, so i texted my parents to see if they are ok, they set me this..."


This Dad Who Texted His Son at College to Let Him Know He'd Moved On

"My Dad said my dog took over my room after I left for College. He sent me this..."


Cruel Perhaps, But Clever, Very Clever

Kids These Days, No Gratitude

Hook, Line, and Sinker

They See This Dad Rollin', They Hatin'


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Fri, 25 Nov 2016 15:51:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/parents-pranking-kids-over-text/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[29 Kids Who Accidentally Texted Their Parents Very Embarrassing Messages]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-accidentally-texting-their-parents/ashley-reign

The next time you think you're having the worst day ever, come on in and check out this group of kids texting their parents on accident. It'll give you automatic reassurance that things could always be worse. That's right, no matter what challenges your day may have held, these texts accidentally sent to parents are here to make them look like a birthday party in comparison. So the next time your boss chews you out or you fail that huge midterm, simply get a load of the list below and prepare to find a much needed boost in the fact that at least you didn't accidentally text your dad a penis emoji.

Below you'll meet a group of mortified individuals who accidentally texted their parents everything from love notes meant for significant others to confessions about what they were really doing last night. While some manage to come up with a wily way to talk their way out of the situation or even find their parents surprisingly understanding, unfortunately not all of them are so lucky.

Prepare yourself to laugh, cry, cringe, and beyond as you check out the worst instances of kids accidentally texting their parents in texting history!


29 Kids Who Accidentally Texted Their Parents Very Embarrassing Messages,

As Long as Dad's Accidentally in on the Conversation Anyway. . .

That Escalated Quickly

Well Played, Mom. Well Played.

Fool Mom Once. . .

The Dangers of Using Voice to Text

Well That Went Better Than Expected. . .

Why Communication Between Parents Is Vital

How You Know Your Dad's Always Got Your Back

Busted!

That Awkward Moment When Dad Deciphers Your Code


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Mon, 05 Dec 2016 00:21:20 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-accidentally-texting-their-parents/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[21 Hilariously Inappropriate Children's Book Names]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-books-with-adult-double-meanings/jordan-love

One of the best parts about being an adult is seeing all of the stuff you never noticed as a child. There's a whole world of kid's books with double meanings out there just waiting to be explored. So many of the innuendos on this list will make you question both the writers and editors of children's books. Some of these double meanings are so blatantly obvious, that it seems like they must have been done on purpose. Others are more subtle in their inappropriateness. Honestly, it's a wonder how some of these books ever got published in the first place. 

There's certainly something special about these children's books with double meanings. Whether or not the innuendos were made on purpose really doesn't matter. What does matter is that these books are out there in the world for all of us (and our kids) to read. So sit back, relax, and let your innocence be destroyed by these wonderful kid's books with adult innuendos. 


21 Hilariously Inappropriate Children's Book Names,

Written by Your Creepy Uncle

That Sounds like a Question for Child Protective Services

What Could This Even Be About?

The Only Reason They Know How to Tie All Those Knots

The Chocolate Rooster Just Didn't Sound as Appetizing

No, No, Definitely Not

Do We Even Want to Know?

Herein Lies the Importance of Editors

Everyone Deserves a Happy Ending

I Think I'll Pass


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Sun, 20 Nov 2016 13:41:27 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-books-with-adult-double-meanings/jordan-love
<![CDATA[25+ Peter Griffin Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Every Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-peter-griffin-quotes/nathandavidson

If you're looking for the perfect mixture of laughter and wisdom, look no further than this collection amazing Peter Griffin jokes. Think you know all of his greatest moments? Well, keep reading and see just how many Peter Griffin quotes you know by heart. These are the greatest Peter Griffin quotations and Peter Griffin lines from the last 15 seasons of Family Guy. Yeah, there have been 15 seasons of Family Guy...

If that doesn't make you feel so old you want to die, keep reading below to see some of the best sayings from one of the best animated characters ever. And always remember, "when you poop in your dreams, you poop for real."


25+ Peter Griffin Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Every Time,

Dino-mite!

Child's Play

From A to Z

The Straight Dope

License to Drink

White People Problems

Peter on Japan

Gears of War

Work of Fart

Right in the Feels


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Wed, 30 Nov 2016 17:41:35 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-peter-griffin-quotes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[26 Hilarious Florida Mugshots That Perfectly Represent America's Wang]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-florida-mugshots/nathandavidson

Not all mugshots are created equal, and this is especially the case in the great state of Florida, home to the most WTF mugshots our country has to offer. These are Florida mugshots at their finest. Some of these pictures are so perfect, they're like the Mona Lisa of mugshots. This collection of weird Florida mugshots once again forces us to say, "Dude, WTF, Florida?"


26 Hilarious Florida Mugshots That Perfectly Represent America's Wang,

The Face of Florida

Sticking His Neck Out for Justice

All Teeth, No Brains

Mr. Derp

The Devil's Advocate

Feel Like You're Missing Something?

Masked Man

Say Cheese!

One Eye on the Prize

Ladies...


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Mon, 05 Dec 2016 00:11:21 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-florida-mugshots/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 People Getting Entirely Too Comfortable on Public Transportation]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-people-on-public-transportation/nathandavidson

Everyone has a different comfort zone, and unfortunately for considerate people, less considerate souls have no public transportation boundaries. Below you will find plenty of funny public transportation pictures that prove this is the case. These are public transportation fails and funny bus photos showing people getting entirely too comfortable on public transportation.

It's just a reality of utilizing public transportation that you're going to have to deal with people getting into your space, but the commuters on this list go way beyond the acceptable into the realm of the unreal.You have to commend them for their ability to give zero f*cks, and at the same time you'd love to ask them what the hell is wrong with them. Actually, you should never do that. Never mess with crazy.


25 People Getting Entirely Too Comfortable on Public Transportation,

Absolutely No F*cks Given

Just Hanging Out

Risky Business in Real Life

Keeping It Under Wraps

Heads Up

Sleeping Beauty

Wheels of Fortune

Whiter than White

Handerpants

Cutting the Cheese


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 16:41:36 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-people-on-public-transportation/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/real-tattoos-that-are-totally-penises/nathandavidson

Yep, there's something more horrifying than a misspelled tattoo. That's right, ladies and gentleman, real people have actually received penis tattoos! Those are tattoos of penises, not tattoos on penises. In some cases the recipient clearly wanted a wiener or two subtly incorporated into a design, but in many, many instances, these folks went down to the tattoo parlor with no plan to have a penis permanently inked into their skin. That's what they ended up with, however.

Accidental penis tattoos are the father of the mother of all tattoo fails. From the accidental penis nose to at least one crucifix gone horribly wrong, there is absolutely nothing funny about these wiener tattoos. Well, as long you as you aren't one of the people in these photos. Then these tattoos are just about the funniest thing ever.


22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos,

A Signature for the Ages

Peenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Beware the Scorpion's Sting

Pisces or Penis?

Guitar Hero

When Is a Jellyfish Not a Jellyfish?

How a Finger Becomes a Penis

Harlem Shaking My Head

Praying to the Almighty

Cocky Flamingo


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Mon, 05 Dec 2016 03:11:24 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/real-tattoos-that-are-totally-penises/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Inanimate Objects That Look High AF]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-look-high-photos/nathandavidson

Life is a lot to handle whether you're a living thing or an inanimate object. Every now and then we all have to cut loose a little bit, which is why there are so many photos of things that look high. This particular case of pareidolia - what it's called when humans see faces in objects - is especially fun because the objects look like they've taken wayyyy too many drugs. 

These are pictures of things that look stoned and random objects that look high. Inanimate objects from far away places that got their hands on some good ass sh*t that made them look completely wasted. 


Inanimate Objects That Look High AF,

This Metal is Heavy, Dude

Bike Seat Has Seen Some Sh*t

I'm So Caked Right Now

Well, Technially All Trees Are High, Man

Pillow Talk

Two Shades of Wasted

The High Dough Rises

Mushroom on Mushrooms

This Old House

High Chair


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Sun, 13 Nov 2016 03:11:25 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-look-high-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[18 Ridiculously Cute 'Running Away From Home' Notes Written by Kids]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-running-away-notes/nathandavidson

Threatening to run away is a right of passage for every young child. If you aren't getting your way, you threaten to run away. That's just child logic 101. Once the initial threat is made, the reality of trying to survive in the real world without your parents sets in, and you hide in your secret hiding place for a few hours. These are funny running away letters from kids that'll make you want to give them a hug. Not only will these funny kids notes bring a smile to your face, but these kids goodbye notes will also teach you how to deal with adults who are being stupid-heads. And remember, just because you're an adult, doesn't mean you still can't threaten to run away.


18 Ridiculously Cute 'Running Away From Home' Notes Written by Kids,

The Mother of All Running Away Notes

Wrongfully Accused

I'll Be Back

Pack Your Bags, Because You're Going on a Guilt Trip

See You Tomorrow!

McRunning Away

Off To a Good Start

Have Food, Will Travel

Spice of Life

Straight Baller


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 11:41:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-running-away-notes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[17 Funny Obituaries That Prove You Can Still Be Funny After Death]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-obituaries/ashley-reign

Though thinking up obituary ideas may be about the last thing on your to do list, this collection of funny death announcements will prove that a little forethought and planning really can guarantee you'll have the last laugh in the long run. Here you'll find funny obituaries written by and about people whose love of laughter straight up transcended death. After all, what better time to leave a little something to cheer up friends and loved ones?

Though the idea of the funny obituary may sound a little disrespectful, you'll see below that nothing could be further from the truth. This list of dearly departed loved ones took the opportunity to utter last minute confessions, crack jokes at the expense of themselves, and tell the world what they really thought. 

So dry your tears and come on in as you get a load of the stories and final thoughts of people who refused to let death steal their smile.


17 Funny Obituaries That Prove You Can Still Be Funny After Death,

In Memory of Emily DeBrayda Fisher (Although It Pains Her to Admit It)

"It pains me to admit it, but apparently, I have passed away. Everyone told me it would happen one day but that's simply not something I wanted to hear, much less experience. Once again I didn't get things my way! That's been the story of my life all my life. . ."

Read Complete Obituary


In Memory of Aaron Purmort and His Secret Identity

"Father, husband, and life of the party, Aaron Joseph Purmort was many things to many people. And if his obituary is to be believed, he was also superhero. . ."

Read Complete Obituary


In Memory of Thurman Winston Who Never Forgets a Debt

"He stayed busy. He leaves to cherish his memories of his wife, children and grandkids, a host of backstabbing mother f*****s that still owe him money."

Read Complete Obituary


In Honor of Dorothy A. "Stella" Scrobola From Her Sh*tload of Grandkids

"She is survived by her children, Charles J. and his wife, Lisa, James and his wife, Joyce, Michael and his wife, Carol, Bridget, Joseph and his wife, Sheryl; a sh*tload of grandchildren; and one big great-grandson."

Read Complete Obituary


In Memory of Mary 'Pat' Stocks, Lover of 4 Letter Words

"She liked four letter words as much as she loved her rock garden and trust us she LOVED to weed that garden with us as her helpers, when child labour was legal or so we were told."

Read Complete Obituary


In Loving Memory of Christian Louis Hacker and All His Sh*t

"Christian Louis Hacker, 67, better known as Lou Hacker, of Valatie, died April 9, 2015, at the Samuel Stratton VA Medical Center in Albany, leaving behind a hell of a lot of stuff his wife and daughter have no idea what to do with. . ."

Read Complete Obituary


In Memory of James "Jim" Groth, Lover of All Things Inappropriate

"James 'Jim' Groth made his last wildly inappropriate and probably sarcastic comment on July 28th. Jim was born and immediately dubbed 'our favorite child' to John and Joan Groth in March of 1963. Their constant love, support, caring far exceeded anything Jim deserved. . ."

Read Complete Obituary


In Memory of Raymond Alan "Big Al" Brownley and His Hatred for Reality TV

"He despised canned cranberry sauce, wearing shorts, cigarette butts in his driveway, oatmeal, loud-mouth know-it-alls, Tabasco sauce, reality TV shows, and anything to do with the Kardashians."

Read Complete Obituary


In Honor of William Ziegler and His Passion for Potted Meat

"William Ziegler escaped this mortal realm on Friday, July 29, 2016 at the age of 69. We think he did it on purpose to avoid having to make a decision in the pending presidential election. He leaves behind four children, five grand- children, and the potted meat industry, for which he was an unofficial spokesman until dietary restrictions forced him to eat real food. . ."

Read Complete Obituary


In Memory of Richard Norton Bacon (Rick). . . Wherever He May Be

"Richard Norton Bacon (Rick) of Lumberton has left the building. His friends will tell you he's in a better place. The rest will say they can smell the Bacon burning." 

Read Complete Obituary



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Thu, 24 Nov 2016 10:11:28 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-obituaries/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[The Greatest Sterling Archer Quotes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-sterling-archer-quotes/nathandavidson

If you're looking for the perfect blend of wisdom and general jackassery, look no further than this amazing collection of the greatest Sterling Archer quotes ever. Whether you're heading to the d-d-d-danger zone or just want a good excuse to start drinking before noon, Archer has you covered with quotes about being the best at what he does.

These quotes from the man himself are the best Archer quotes in the history of the most interesting (animated) spy in the world.


The Greatest Sterling Archer Quotes,

Slurred Lines

Bloody Hell

What a Croc

In the Black

Drink Up

Pop Goes the Weasel

The Long and Short of It

Eye See What You Did There

Sterling on Drinking

Bad to the Bone


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Sat, 19 Nov 2016 19:41:27 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-sterling-archer-quotes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[26 Hilarious Texts from Terrible Neighbors]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-bad-neighbor-texts/nathandavidson

The world would be a much better place if nobody had neighbors. Just imagine for a moment, a world where nobody lived within five miles of you. Seriously, just let that thought soak in your brain for about thirty seconds. No sex through the walls, stolen parking spaces, music, chain saws, leaf blowers, or passive aggression from Steve next door. Feels pretty damn good, doesn't it?

Now that you're in a relaxed state of mind, take a look at these funny texts from bad neighbors. You'll thank your lucky stars that you don't have awful texting neighbors like these. Remember to vote up the texts you're glad you didn't have to receive!


26 Hilarious Texts from Terrible Neighbors,

Snake in the Grass

Twisted Sister

Don't Go Bacon My Heart

You've Got Mail

Sorry About Your Nipples

Three Inches High and Rising

Total Dick Move

Old News

Very Bunny

Not My Problem


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Mon, 05 Dec 2016 00:11:22 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-bad-neighbor-texts/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Songs About Men]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-men/ranker-music

Men are funny. They do funny things. And sometimes, these antics are captured in just the right song. These funny songs about men are sure to get a laugh. Enjoy the tunes, laugh along to the lyrics, and vote for the ones that tickle your funny bone the most.

What would any list of silly songs about guys be without Chuck Berry? “My Ding-A-Ling” is a novelty song Berry first covered in the early 1970s. In fact, it was his only number-one pop charts single in the United States. And yes, this list has a ton of great novelty songs, all of them among the funniest songs about guys. And historical guys are included too – Steve Martin’s “King Tut,” for example. You’ll also find plenty of fictional characters beloved in funny guys songs, including “Charlie Brown” (The Coasters) and “A Boy Named Sue” (Johnny Cash).

You’ve got nerdy guys represented in song here (“White & Nerdy” by Weird Al Yankovich), sensitive guys (“Sensitive New Age Guys” by Christine Lanvin), funny dudes trying to play “Mr. Mom”(Lonestar), and one dude who is just laying it out there: Brad Paisley hilariously pulls no punches in explaining, “I’m Still a Guy.”

From Zappa to Ray Stevens, enjoy these hilarious songs about men!


The Funniest Songs About Men,

Big Hat, No Cattle

Mr. Mom

Dang Me

My Ding-a-ling

Like a Boss

King Tut

What’s My Age Again?

Things That Never Cross a Man’s Mind

A Boy Named Sue

Charlie Brown


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Fri, 02 Dec 2016 13:41:34 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-men/ranker-music
<![CDATA[31 Disney Coloring Book Corruptions to Horrify Your Inner Child]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-disney-coloring-book-corruptions/ashley-reign

Ever wonder why they don't make Disney coloring books for adults? Because we would ruin them with dirty drawings and maybe a touch of violence, that's why. But don't worry, because even the most innocent kid's coloring book filled with everyone's favorite Disney characters can be doctored by a creative adult for the purpose of inappropriate laughter - often at Mickey's expense.

If you are among those bold enough to behold this collection of coloring book corruptions featuring your favorite Disney characters in compromising situations, then enjoy! However, consider yourself warned that these funny Disney coloring book bastardizations might make you laugh right out loud, but they aren't for children or the easily offended. That said, get ready to bust into mildly guilt-ridden laughter and let the Disney coloring book corruptions begin!


31 Disney Coloring Book Corruptions to Horrify Your Inner Child,

Well, That Escalated Quickly

A Girl's Gotta Have Something to Keep Her Entertained in a Tower

The Horrible Truth About Summer and Snowmen Sends Olaf Over the Edge

Oh, Hey, You're Home Early....

No One Preens Like Gaston

Cinderella Discovers There's More Than One Way to Deal with Evil Step Sisters

Thank God Pan Moonlights as Neverland's Stealthiest Fixer

Ariel Discovers the Dark Side of Ditching the Fin

Mickey Visits Fantasia Yet Again

Ariel's Most Promising Found Objects Lesson to Date


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 18:41:31 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-disney-coloring-book-corruptions/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[19 Hilarious Diglett Pictures That Attempt to Explain This Mysterious Pokemon]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-diglett-and-dugtrio-pictures-memes/chris-abraham

Is there any Pokemon that generates more controversy than Diglett or Dugtrio? What the hell are they hiding under ground? Do they have a body? Is that a nose or an open mouth with a tooth on their face? These funny Diglett and Dugtrio pictures attempt to solve some of those mysteries, with hilarious explanations as to what Diglett really is and how this Pokemon just doesn't make any sense.

Debuting in the original Pokemon Red/Blue, Diglett is a true enigma. How the heck does this Pokemon perform "slash" when it doesn't even have any claws? There are tons of theories and even entire articles dedicated to figuring out the mysteries of Diglett and Dugtrio, but these hilarious Diglett memes do it even better.


19 Hilarious Diglett Pictures That Attempt to Explain This Mysterious Pokemon,

The Monster That Lurks Beneath

The Worst Kind of Digging

Don't Ever Call Diglett a Bitch

Diglett Fooled You Again!

Dougtrio (Duh)

Pedobear Claims Another Victim

What a Cutie

Dugtrio Is Really Three Gay Digletts

Diglett Just Doesn't Make Sense

Cut the Sh*t Diglett


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Mon, 05 Dec 2016 03:31:19 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-diglett-and-dugtrio-pictures-memes/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Funniest Songs About Friends]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-friends/ranker-music

The relationship between best friends is powerful, special – and sometimes, downright hilarious. Some of the funniest songs about friends celebrate all that is great about having a BFF. Anyone who has great friends will find a favorite song to laugh over on this list. Some of these are longtime classics, others are more modern, but all of these silly songs about friends will make you smile.

Whether you see your closest friends regularly or just a few times each year, there’s no denying it: getting together almost always means tons of laughter and good times. Many of the funniest songs about friends are designed to tickle your friendship funny bone. They’re sentimental in some cases, too, like Andrew Gold’s “Thank You for Being a Friend” (better known as the theme song from The Golden Girls), and “Joy to the World” by Three Dog Night – remember the friends belting out the lyrics in The Big Chill? And then there's Randy Newman’s Academy Award-nominated “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” from the Toy Story movies.

From “Friends in Low Places” to “Just a Friend,” sing along with these funny friendship songs and vote your favorites to the top. Then text your friends and tell them how awesome they are. Just because.


The Funniest Songs About Friends,

You're My Best Friend

Joy to the World

Just a Friend

All My Rowdy Friends (Have Settled Down)

Thank You for Being a Friend

People Are Crazy

Boys Are Back in Town

Friends in Low Places

You’ve Got a Friend in Me

(We're Off on the) Road to Morocco


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Wed, 30 Nov 2016 12:29:13 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-friends/ranker-music
<![CDATA[The Funniest Songs About Getting High]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-getting-high/ranker-music

These funny songs about getting high include some true classics, and they’re all perfect for any 4/20 playlist you might be putting together. Anyone looking to enjoy a few laughs while lighting up would be well served to take a listen.

No list of hilarious songs about being high would be complete without perhaps the most iconic tune of all: Afroman’s hysterical 2001 hip-hop song “Because I Got High.” Written on the fly by the rapper, the song's lyrics tells the story of a man who’s life is pretty much crumbling around him – all because he indulged in the smoke. He’s lost his job, he’s failing in school, he’s behind on his child support payments, and he’s even paralyzed now because he got into a car chase with the cops. His misfortune makes for one funny song.

Notable marijuana fan Willie Nelson also has a couple of gems on this list, including “Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die,” and his hilarious duet with Merle Haggard, “It’s All Going to Pot.” It just wouldn't be a pot-themed playlist without Willie, after all.

From Rick James to Toby Keith to Cab Calloway, these are some great silly songs about being high. Vote for the funniest songs of all, and laugh until it hurts.


The Funniest Songs About Getting High,

Mary Jane

Because I Got High

Hits From the Bong

Rest of My Life

Wildwood Weed

I Got Stoned and I Missed It

Marijuanaville

Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die

I’m So Wasted

It’s All Going to Pot


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Fri, 02 Dec 2016 16:01:27 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-getting-high/ranker-music
<![CDATA[22 Funny Cartoon Mashups We Wish Would Really Happen]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-cartoon-mashup-art/nathandavidson

Hollywood is obsessed with combining two successful entities into one super form of entertainment these days, but have they pushed the envelope far enough? Not even close. Below you will find an amazing collection of cartoon TV show mashup artwork. This incredible fan art combining different animated series will make you wish you had a job in TV development, because some of these need immediate green lighting. 

It's time to immerse yourself in pop culture mashups and the best cartoon combination fan art the internet has to offer. Both sides of your brain will thank you for it.


22 Funny Cartoon Mashups We Wish Would Really Happen,

Beavis, Butthead, and The Simpsons

Breaking Ned

X-Peanuts

The Burgerpuff Kids

Springfield Park

Sponge Bob Z

Dexter's Laboratory

He-Man Meets Scooby Doo

King of Futurama

Dora and Stewie


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Sat, 03 Dec 2016 17:51:31 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-cartoon-mashup-art/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[23 Celebrities and Their Cartoon Doppelgangers]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrity-cartoon-lookalikes/nathandavidson

Which came first, the celebrity or their cartoon doppelganger? And why are there so many celebrities who look like cartoon characters? Nobody really knows the answers to these extremely important questions, which is why you should stop worrying about it and simply enjoy this gallery of celebs who look like cartoons. The good news is these famous people who look just like animated characters could easily cross over into the animated world and start doing remakes of classic animated movies, and vice versa. You're welcome, Hollywood.


23 Celebrities and Their Cartoon Doppelgangers,

Leslie David Baker and Cleveland Brown

Snow White and Ginnifer Goodwin

Alison Brie and Jane from Tarzan

John Smith and Chris Hemsworth

Linda Hunt and Edna Mode

Grumpy Cat and Master Shifu

Mr. Slave and Freddie Mercury

Neil Patrick Harris and Riddler

Christina Hendricks and Jessica Rabbit

Lion-O and Carrot Top


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 22:41:32 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrity-cartoon-lookalikes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[22 Head-Scratching Examples of Cartoon Logic]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/cartoon-logic-examples/nathandavidson

Cartoons and logic have never worked well together because... well, because they don't have to, quite frankly. That applies to physics of cartoon worlds as well as the worlds themselves.

Below you will find examples of ridiculous cartoon logic. Incredibly flawed cartoon logic and cartoon physics that defy the laws of everything we know. But what do we really know? Not as much as these cartoons who have seem to pull off miracles daily. Sit back and enjoy these examples of funny cartoon logic and cartoons that make no sense. 

 


22 Head-Scratching Examples of Cartoon Logic,

Son of a Beach

What the Duck!

Love Not Actually

Family Guy Logic

Shut the Smurf Up!

Eye See What You Did There

Oh for Fork's Sake

Disney Logic

Logic Shhhmogic

Typical Ninja Turtle Logic


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Sun, 20 Nov 2016 16:31:27 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/cartoon-logic-examples/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[37 People Who Have No Idea How to Eat Food]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/people-eating-food-wrong/ashley-reign

As all those of us who have lived in this world quite possibly already know to be true, the unfortunate truth is that there are some people around us who simply cannot be trusted. Mormon missionaries for instance. . . and clowns. It's only fair you be warned up front however, that here you're about to behold a group of people who are so shamelessly eating food the wrong way that they must never be allowed into your inner circle under any circumstances. 

Though what you're about to see isn't pretty, prepare yourself to receive a good hard look at people who have been caught red-handed eating badly enough that all attempts at reason appear to be futile. If you are to spy a person like this in your everyday life, do not be taken in by their drastic attempts to revolutionize long-held traditions. As you can see, chaos can be the only result of such behavior, which should be avoided at all costs.

Now that you've been thoroughly warned, strap on your helmets friends and let the madness ensue!


37 People Who Have No Idea How to Eat Food,

This Strange Culture Ignores The Kit Kat Piece Lines Entirely

 


This String Cheese Eater Goes Rogue

 

 


Separation of Meal and Dessert = Destroyed!

 


If You Encounter This Person, You Should Flee Immediately. Flee For Your Life.

....It's Time For An Intervention

 


OMG Remove The Wax First!

 


Something Just Ain't Right About That...

 


There Are Certain Places Nutella Just Should Not Go

 


Behold: The Pickle--cicle!

 


What Is This Madness!

 



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Wed, 30 Nov 2016 20:41:31 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/people-eating-food-wrong/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[22 Kids Drawings That Reveal a Lot About the Adults in Their Lives]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-kids-drawings-of-adults/nathandavidson

Kids are known for saying the darndest things, but they also draw the darndest things too. If you're looking for the straight dope on a child's parents, look no further than their favorite coloring book. In it, you will find the deepest and darkest secrets about parents struggling to survive their child-rearing years. Below you will find a collection of the best funny kids drawings of adults.

Whether it's a scandalous kid drawing of mom or totally expected naughty drawing of dad, this photo gallery has it covered when it comes to revealing kids drawings of the adults in their lives. If you have kids, this photo gallery will go great with a tall glass of wine. And if you don't have kids, this will make you stock up on all forms of birth control. . . like immediately. These are kid drawings that were "too hot for teacher."


22 Kids Drawings That Reveal a Lot About the Adults in Their Lives,

Nighclub Mommy

Stiff Drink

Sugar Daddy

Need I Say Whore?

Pole Position

Neighborhood Watch

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Top Cock

Wine Not

The Day the Demon Went Home


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Wed, 30 Nov 2016 14:41:36 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-kids-drawings-of-adults/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[28 Funny "We're Closed" Signs That You Wouldn't Even Be Mad At]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-we-are-closed-signs/ashley-reign

As we've probably all experienced at some point, sometimes you drive all the way across town just to go to a certain store just to see that it's unexpectedly closed. That's the worst! Wouldn't it be great if there were at least a way shop owners could soften the blow of the bad news? Well as you'll see, several business owners have found a way to keep their customers happy even when they're not open via funny "we're closed" signs. Either that or they've found another way to piss you off after wasting your time. 

Here you'll meet a group of businesses and shop owners who managed to find a hysterical way to deliver the news that they have left the building. Whether you're a business owner yourself or you're just out for a good laugh, this hilarious collection of funny business signs will not leave you disappointed. 

From over-the-top going out of business announcements to funny closed signs, you're sure to find something here that'll make you remember these businesses fondly, even if you're never quite able to catch them open.


28 Funny "We're Closed" Signs That You Wouldn't Even Be Mad At,

Indeed It Does

Seriously Taco Joint, Get It Together

Epic Patriotism Win

Honesty: Not Always The Best Policy, Actually

At Least They'll Never Be Closed Due to Litigation

Process of Elimination: Nailing It

Ah, That Explains It

You Might Have Commitment Issues When

They Must've Just Received a Helluva Package

Gotcha!


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Tue, 22 Nov 2016 11:21:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-we-are-closed-signs/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[34 WTF Lawn Ornaments You Would Not Want in Your Neighborhood]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-funny-lawn-ornaments/ashley-reign

Ever have one of those "eccentric" neighbors who for whatever reason seems to think that weird lawn ornaments are hilarious? If so, then you've come to the right place for a little reassurance that you're not alone. Here you'll find a collection of some of the most WTF lawn ornaments ever to come out of the ceramics factory. 

Perhaps you're considering investing in your own funny lawn ornaments and are out to see just how horribly wrong such a venture can go? Fear not, for you're about to get an unfortunately vivid education in what not to do when it comes to decorating your lawn via odd and quirky statuettes. 

So whether you're actually experiencing your own lawn ornament disaster or are just looking for a good laugh, come on in and get a load of some of the biggest lawn antics ever to trash up a neighborhood.


34 WTF Lawn Ornaments You Would Not Want in Your Neighborhood,

This Bad Renaissance Remake of West Side Story

Humpty Dumpty's Lesser Known Cousin, Bob

. . . Rustic

Upcycling: Nailin' It

The Zombie Apocalypse: The Gnomes Will Be The First To Go

This Boy May Or May Not Have Questionable Intentions

Go Home Lawn Lady, Ur Drunk

Dear Neighbors: It's Probably Time to Move Away at This Point

Hot Dogs: Not Always So Hot, Actually

World's Cheapest Security System


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 14:51:41 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-funny-lawn-ornaments/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[28 Graduating Seniors Who Nailed Their Yearbook Quotes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-yearbook-quotes/ashley-reign

Sick of reading through the same old year book quotes year after year? Wanna make sure that yours is one that people will remember and that you can always look back on with a smile? If so, then you've come to the right place! Here you'll see a collection of some of the funniest yearbook quotes ever penned by kids who were self aware enough to not take themselves too seriously.

So if you're in the market for yearbook quote ideas, get ready to behold of a plethora of funny yearbook pictures featuring quotes that are sure to get your creative gears turning! Or perhaps you've already graduated and are flipping through a series of less than inspiring quips in your own old yearbook? Fear not friend and get ready to meet the super witty classmates you never had! 

Whether you're out for hilarious ideas for your own quote, are looking to adopt a new life motto, or are just in the market for a laugh, you're guaranteed to find something here that will exceed your expectations!


28 Graduating Seniors Who Nailed Their Yearbook Quotes,

Make It Count, Bitchez!

Foresight: Winning

Everything Comes with a Price

This Time Honored Quote By Honest Abe

World's Best Tag Team Quote

Snap and Double Snap

Hollywood Lied to Us All!

OH NO HALP!

Best Harry Potter Reference Ever

Hey-Ohh!


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 15:01:26 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-yearbook-quotes/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[23 Sad Looking Foods That Need Cheering Up]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/food-that-looks-sad/nathandavidson

The circle of life for food is an incredibly sad story, so it makes sense that we often see so many sad food faces in the world. Food is birthed into the world, eaten and slowly digested. It's pretty tragic when you stop and think about it. After witnessing these poor little sad faces in food, you're going to be super hungry and super sad... the perfect combination.


23 Sad Looking Foods That Need Cheering Up,

A Worried Little Nugget

He Probably Has a Yeast Infection

Life of Pie

The Crying Game

Taters Gonna Tate

Live Free or Pie Hard

Meanwhile, in Candyland

Sad Pepper Weeps Spicy Tears

Cereal Killer

Not So Appeeling


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Sat, 03 Dec 2016 00:21:23 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/food-that-looks-sad/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Songs About People]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-people/ranker-music

Sometimes, you just need to just sit back, listen, and laugh. That's where the songs on this list come in. From ridiculous lyrics to tongue-in-cheek deliveries, these are the funniest songs about people of all time.

Some of the best silly songs about people come from the country genre. Just consider Johnny Cash’s “A Boy Named Sue” – penned by famously funny author Shel Silverstein. “Redneck Woman” and “Famous People” are other great examples of rib-tickling country songs about people.

Hilarious songs about other people also include some tunes that certain people have found offensive. Randy Newman’s “Short People” is a prime example. Newman himself has stated he isn’t crazy about the song anymore, calling it a “novelty record.” And yes, some people of diminutive size might find it in bad taste. Does it deserve to be on a list of funny people songs? Vote it down if you don’t think so.

Which of these funny songs about people is the best of the best? It's time to decide. Give these tracks a listen and vote for the ones that truly make you laugh out loud.


The Funniest Songs About People,

White & Nerdy

Dang Me

Short People

Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

Valley Girl

Charlie Brown

Rock ‘n’ Roll Nerd

I’m Too Sexy

A Boy Named Sue

Dancin’ Fool


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Wed, 30 Nov 2016 12:29:13 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-people/ranker-music
<![CDATA[31 Hilariously Honest Video Game Titles That Save Everybody Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-honest-video-game-titles/nathandavidson

They say honesty is the best policy, but this doesn't seem to be the video game industry's philosophy. From deceptive trailers to "Oh, by the way" expansion packs, there's not a lot of honesty in the gaming industry these days. Luckily, the Internet is here to solve that problem these funny honest video game titles.

Below are the best, most accurate examples of honest gaming titles that far more accurately convey what certain games are all about. If video game titles were honest, they'd go something like this...


31 Hilariously Honest Video Game Titles That Save Everybody Time,

lce Cubed

Who's Your Daddy Daycare?

What the Duck?

Senseless Murder Sims

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

Grand Theft Mayhem

Botched Dogs

Well, It Is More Accurate

Stop Horsing Around, Rockstar

Keep Your Friends Close...


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 22:41:32 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-honest-video-game-titles/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[30 MORE Funny Pranks to Try on Your Friends]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pranks-to-use-on-friends/ashley-reign

Are you a shameless prankster whose always on the lookout for funny pranks to use on friends? Or perhaps you're sick of being the relentless victim of someone who is and are finally on the prowl for antics you can use to enact your revenge? Either way, you've come to the right place, for here you'll find funny prank pictures that will leave you with plenty of hysterically cruel ideas you totally didn't hear from us.

These funny photos of pranks showcase a wide variety of hysterical ways to have a great laugh at the expense of your boss, friends, coworkers or pretty much anyone else you love (and maybe even some people you hate!). So whether you're on the prowl for a little something to make strangers scream at the supermarket or a couple shenanigans to liven up your school or work place, hold on to your hat; you're about to feast your eyes upon some of the most diabolically hilarious pranks ever dreamt up by prank experts.


30 MORE Funny Pranks to Try on Your Friends,

Cover Soap in Clear Nail Polish and Watch People Wonder Why It Won't Lather

Just When You Thought You Were Alone...

Behold the Mentos Ice Bomb

How to Produce an Ingenious Watermark on Every Document Printed

Stick Some Roach Silhouettes in a Lamp Shade and Wait for the Fun to Begin

All the Fun, Half the Work!

How to Literally Scare the Crap Out of Someone

Follow Your Friend to the Store and Prank Them While They Shop

You Can Never Be Too Careful

Help Unsuspecting Victims Announce Their Arrival with Flair


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Mon, 05 Dec 2016 03:21:17 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pranks-to-use-on-friends/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[25 Hilarious Bob's Burgers Pop Culture Mashups]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/bobs-burgers-pop-culture-mashups/nathandavidson

You know you've hit the big-time in the world of entertainment when the internet starts making pop culture mashups of you, and that's the level of awesomeness that has been achieved by Bob's Burgers. Below you will witness the greatest Bob's Burgers pop culture mashups on the interwebs. From "Breaking Bob" to "Game of Burgers," this is the Bob's Burgers mashup list you've been looking for.

Now hurry up and order some burgers from GrubHub and start another Bob's Burger's marathon on Netflix, would you!


25 Hilarious Bob's Burgers Pop Culture Mashups,

The Walking Burgers

Meet the Belchies

Dr. Bob

The Legend of Louise

Looney Bob

Cycle of Life

Game of Burgers

I Am the One Who Cooks

Bob's Burgers: The Next Generation

Belchers of the Galaxy


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Sat, 03 Dec 2016 15:31:31 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/bobs-burgers-pop-culture-mashups/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[20 Instances of Cartoon Characters Trapped in the Real World]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/cartoon-characters-trapped-in-the-real-world/nathandavidson

With continuing advances in modern technology and stem cell research, it won't be long before cartoon characters start living among us. If you need any additional evidence of this fact, look no further than the Fox show Son of Zorn which appears to be the first step in cartoon character social equality.

Below you will find examples of cartoons trapped in the real world. Sure, cartoons running around in our world may scare some people, but who wouldn't want to have a chance to date Jessica Rabbit or He-Man. Enjoy this collection of cartoon real world mashups and don't forget to vote up your favorites. 


20 Instances of Cartoon Characters Trapped in the Real World,

Spring Break Side Boob

Dancing with the Pew

Slamming the Dora Shut

Chris Griffin Shreds

Brain Food for Your Noodle

Homer Away from Home

Bob's Big Mac

Christmas with Wall-E and Eve

Gay Fish Life

Strip Search Required


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 17:01:36 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/cartoon-characters-trapped-in-the-real-world/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[20 Downright Dirty Lines from Rick & Morty]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/dirty-lines-from-rick-and-morty/nathandavidson

If you haven't been watching Rick & Morty, you're honestly missing out on one of the funniest shows on television right now. You're also missing out on one of the dirtiest shows on television. Well, verbally dirty, at least. Before you start your Rick & Morty marathon, check out this collection of the dirtiest of the dirty Rick & Morty jokes. If these Rick and Morty dirty jokes don't cheer you up than you're probably  a glip glop. 


20 Downright Dirty Lines from Rick & Morty,

Armed and Dangerous

Taking Your Licks

Simply the Breast

Soap Opera

G'day Mate!

A Hole New Ballgame

Wood You?

Wise Words from Mr. Poopybutthole

Bit Nipply Outside

Booby Trap


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 14:41:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/dirty-lines-from-rick-and-morty/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[28 MORE Times Rebels Ignored the Rules (With Hilarious Results)]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pictures-of-people-ignoring-rules/ashley-reign

Do you consider yourself a first world anarchist who prefers to hang with other mildly rebellious people ignoring the rules? Do you have a hidden wild streak that occasionally rears its head to laugh in the face of arbitrary rules? Well if so then you've come to the right place because here you'll find brazen people ignoring signs and all other manners of chaos! If you found yourself inspired by this list of people risking mild rebuke for disregarding society's commands, and wanted even more rascally rule-breakers, then get ready for a second dose of somewhat badass rebelliousness.

Below you'll find a group of kind-of-badasses committing such acts as diving in pools that command against it, stepping on the lawns of strangers even though a sign strictly forbids it, and even entering restricted areas with no shame. Don't say you weren't warned and let the chaos begin!


28 MORE Times Rebels Ignored the Rules (With Hilarious Results),

Suck It, Sign!

Safe to Assume He Ain't Doin' Math

Thousands of Men Declare This Sign Not the Boss of Them

Oh, Really?

Goats Can't Even Read

...The British Are Coming

This Guy Shows Those Headless Guy Haters What's What

Anarchy: Nailin' It

This Brilliant Self-Edit

No One Puts Stapler in a Corner on the 4th Floor


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 16:41:36 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pictures-of-people-ignoring-rules/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[23 Instantly Recognizable Movie Characters Spotted in Real Life]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/movie-character-lookalikes/nathandavidson

Is it possible that movie characters are actually real people and not just actors? Has Hollywood been pulling the wool over our eyes for over a hundred years? Has the Internet exposed the awesome truth?! Nobody knows. No one can ever know. But these photos of real people who look like movie characters, these movie doppelgangers, make a pretty strong argument that movie characters aren't fiction. They're real. They walk among us. They are us. We are them.

 


23 Instantly Recognizable Movie Characters Spotted in Real Life,

Loki Burdened With Public Transportation

Life Finds a Way

Turtle Power

Hogwarts Express

The Bus Stops Here

Bambi and Flower

The Real Carl Fredricksen

Chewbacca: The Early Years

Simba and Timon

Hello Russell


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Sat, 03 Dec 2016 19:51:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/movie-character-lookalikes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[20+ Wildly Inappropriate Places to Play Nintendo Switch]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/places-to-play-nintendo-switch/jacob-shelton

If you’ve seen Nintendo’s announcement about their new console, the Switch, or read our rundown of the most exciting features, then you know that you can play your favorite games wherever you want as long as you have battery life. But even if you have a console full of fresh batteries, there are definitely some inappropriate places to play Nintendo Switch. If you’re the kind of gamer who can’t stop playing even while your son is being born, and you love the idea of a console that can literally go anywhere, then you need to keep reading and study the places and times when you shouldn't play Nintendo Switch.

Maybe this puts us at odds with the fine folks over at Nintendo, but there are a handful of places where it’s not cool to play video games. Whether you’re at a wedding, a funeral, or trying to excavate the ruins of an ancient civilization, you have to know where not to play Nintendo Switch. If you find yourself in a situation where you’re unsure of whether or not you should be playing Mario Kart on the Switch, feel free to pull up this list and make sure you’re not doing anything inappropriate.

Vote up the funniest and most inappropriate places to play the Nintendo Switch when you’re on the go. 


20+ Wildly Inappropriate Places to Play Nintendo Switch,

In the Voting Booth

While Your Grandfather Speaks His Dying Words

While You Fight a Fire

At Your Presidential Inauguration

During Thanksgiving Dinner

During the SATs

During the National Anthem

The Room Where Your Son Is Born

Your Step-Brother's Military Funeral

At a Funeral


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Sat, 22 Oct 2016 06:41:34 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/places-to-play-nintendo-switch/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[Absolutely Hilarious Trump Book Reports Put Donald's Spin on Literature]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-trump-book-report-tweets/kellen-perry

Around the end of the third 2016 presidential debate, St. Louis Alderman Antonio French set off a tweetstorm by mocking Donald Trump's foreign policy answers, saying they sound like "a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book." Thus, #trumpbookreport was born!

By the next afternoon, Twitter was chock-full of hilarious Trump book reports, with tweets incorporating Shakespeare, Harry Potter, Charlotte's Web, and even Les Miserables. The best funny Trump book report tweets crossed Trump's distinctive tweeting style, his unconventional skills as an orator, and note-perfect references to literary favorites. Funny!

Vote up the best of #trumpbookreport below!


Absolutely Hilarious Trump Book Reports Put Donald's Spin on Literature,

Not Thine First Choice?

 


Curious Donald

 


Terrific, Radiant, Humble, but No Stamina

 


The Wizard of Dr. Oz

 


Don vs. Don

 


Da Vinci Was a Bad Hombre

 


A Trumpian Christmas Carol

 


The Really Tremendous Gatsby

 


Grapes in a Nutshell

 


Working Like the Dickens to #MAGA

 



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Sun, 23 Oct 2016 06:41:31 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-trump-book-report-tweets/kellen-perry
<![CDATA[Silly Stick Figure Family Decals That People Really Put on Their Cars]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/stick-figure-bumper-sticker-corruptions/ashley-reign

You know those stick figure car decals people use to announce the make up and names of their families to strangers on the road? Of course you do - we've all seen them. But what if there were actually funny alternatives to stick figure family decals out there just waiting to be snatched up and sarcastically planted on the back of your car? Well, hold on to your hats friends, because it turns out there are actually a wide variety. 

Here you'll find a collection of funny stick figure bumper stickers and decals that take a bit of a different approach to the whole fantastic family of four thing. Come from a broken home? Here you'll find hilarious ways to announce that your family is now accepting applications. Or perhaps your kids aren't exactly at the top of the list for family member of the year awards. Below you'll find hysterical ways to keep the public shame coming every time you pull out of the driveway. 

So forget the attempts to convince the world you live behind a picket fence and check out these alternative stick figure family stickers that people actually put on their cars. Vote up the funniest stickers and tell us in the comments if you would display any of these.


Silly Stick Figure Family Decals That People Really Put on Their Cars,

This Family Who's Now Accepting Applications

This Family Who Quite Possibly Ate Your Stick Figure Family

This Guy Who Doesn't Appear Incredibly Interested in Your Family

Meanwhile, in Mormon Country

OH SNAP

This Funny Ass Stick Figure Family

The Perpetual Speeder Stick Figure Family

The Shameless Cat Lady Decal

The Childfree Dual Income Couple's Decal

The DUI Waiting to Happen Decal


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Mon, 07 Nov 2016 21:51:22 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/stick-figure-bumper-sticker-corruptions/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[The Funniest Things Bored Students Have Drawn in Their Textbooks]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-student-drawings-in-textbooks/michaelchoi

After the teacher tells you to turn to a random page in your textbook, it's only natural for your mind to wander and your creativity to kick in. While some might call it vandalism, one can also see it as artistic expression, as the the funniest textbook drawings done by students on this list show. Thanks to the creative but bored across America's schools, the Internet has been graced with hilarious textbook doodles that will make you see boring school books in a new light.

On this list, you will what creative students can do with Neanderthals, historical figures, and pretty much any kind of unsuspecting textbook illustration. Like the art you would see in museums, the drawings you see here will also remain forever in the textbooks, inspiring generations of students to put their own creative spin on a picture of Karl Marx or Abe Lincoln. Of course, some textbooks are so funny they don't even need the additional humor of a student's "improvements." But that's another list entirely.


The Funniest Things Bored Students Have Drawn in Their Textbooks,

First Aid Gone Wrong

The First New York Yankee

Advanced CPR

Sick Burn

Blown Away

An Ancient Selfie

Now That's a Mohawk

Rolling Stone Age

A Lady's Function

Tokyo Drift


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Mon, 05 Dec 2016 03:21:17 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-student-drawings-in-textbooks/michaelchoi
<![CDATA[The 15 Funniest Wolverine Moments in Comic Book History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-moments-wolverine-comics/jacob-shelton

Wolverine has undergone a strange transformation over the course of the last few decades. While he began as the ultimate Mary Sue, the bestest character that can never be beaten and has all the coolest powers, he’s then became reviled by comic nerds before being turned into an interesting character by writers who saw that he could actually have an interesting storyline every now and then. And all of that leads to the question: is Wolverine funny? He definitely cracks a lot of jokes, but is that a funny Wolverine or an annoying Wolverine?

Thanks to writers like Matt Fraction, Joss Whedon, and Waren Ellis, the last decade has been kind to the adamantium-clawed practical joker. Sometimes the writers have had to change his character completely to make him funny, but then other times Wolverine was hilarious just being his grumpy old self. Keep reading and vote on the best, strangest times when Wolverine was actually kind of really funny. 


The 15 Funniest Wolverine Moments in Comic Book History,

Womp Womp Wooooomp

The crossover of modern comic book writing and the world of comedy has finally managed to pull Wolverine out of the slash-kill-beer-bub-repeat cycle that he was in for so much of the '80s, '90s, and early 2000s. And the Savage Wolverine story line is doing something different by telling a Doc Savage-style adventure tale in lieu of the dreary Old Man Logans that we've been inundated with recently. This Romancing the Stone-esque collection of panels comes just after Wolverine has woken up on an island in the Savage Land, discovered that there's a Chtulu thing in a helicopter, and a bunch of S.H.I.E.L.D agents bumbling around. All Logan wants to do is go home, but that's not happening any time soon. 


This Is as Close to Side Eye as Logan Gets

Marvel's Gifted storyline deals with the rebuilding of Xavier's School for Gifted Children, and the X-Men putting themselves back together after the loss of Jean Grey. Aside from the heavy-handed metaphor, the story is the first of four arcs written by Joss Whedon and it explores Scott Summers's budding romance with Emma Frost - his new co-captain in the X-Men. When Wolverine finds out that Scott has jumped into bed with another telepath so quickly after his wife's death, Logan immediately starts brooding, but not before he dishes out a little bit of that Logan sarcasm. 


Logan Needs to Ride the Silver Bullet

In Joss Whedon's run of Astonishing X-Men, Kitty Pryde sacrifices herself to save the entire world. Right in front of Logan's eyes. Kitty phases herself into a giant bullet fired by the Breakworld aliens, and manages to prevent them from destroying earth. But in the process she ended up phasing out of existence, entirely, taking the bullet along with her. So it makes sense that Wolverine might want another beer rather than a shoulder to cry on.


Don't Compare Logan to a Child

Wolverine and Deadpool have been doing their best to play nice for a couple of decades, but it never seems to work out. Wolverine's annoyed big brother role makes a perfect foil for Wade Wilson's chatterbox mercenary. So it makes perfect sense that when 'Pool finds out that someone has been tranquilizing him and harvesting his organs for years, maybe even decades, he calls the only people who can truly understand what he's going through: brothers in experimental super science Wolverine and Captain America. 

Meanwhile in Wolverine's world, he's been dealing with a virus from the Microverse that suppresses his healing factor. So when Wade makes light of Logan losing the one thing that makes him an indestructible murder machine you can see why he would take umbrage. And his rebuttal is classic Wolverine humor. 


Of Course You Know This Means War

In a post decimation world (you know, when Scarlet Witch stripped most of the mutants of the world of their powers) it's fortuitous for 12 year old Molly Hayes of The Runaways to still have her telekinetic abilities along with her super strength. Not only does she pose a threat to any evil mutants that are still lurking around, but she also packs a wallop on anyone who underestimates her. And that definitely goes for Wolverine when he tries to "save" her from a priest while she's investigating a missing maguffin. Wolverine pops out his claws and before you can say "snikt" she throws him into the snow of New York City.

Logan's button on the scene feels like it was written after watching one too many episodes of Looney Toons, but that's OK because it's funny, and who doesn't like seeing one of the strongest, most badass superheroes - ever - get his ass handed to him by a 12 year old?


Only Douche Bags Wear Sunglasses Indoors

Wolverine and Cyclops have never been friends. When they weren't sniping at one another over who should lead the X-Men, they were acting like teenagers while they fought over Jean (Scott's ex-wife and Logan's true love). So when the two frenemies have to fight ALL of the sentinels in Wolverine and the X-Men #40 there's some tension as to whether Logan is just going to peace out and let Cyclops handle the purple robots all by his lonesome. After the two heroes kill everything in their paths they share a cute moment, which is actually kind of nice. 


Aloof Is Logan's Middle Name

Poor Kitty Pryde, not only does she have a crush on the dumbest metal Russian in the world, but she's so alone now that she's attending Xavier's School for Gifted Teens that she's stuck asking Logan for dating advice. And poor Logan. We all know he'd rather be out punching dudes in the face with his adamantium claws before drinking all the beers, but he's been reduced to the role of chaperone. Do you think these two will ever learn to get along?


The Rare Time That Logan Has a Valid Point

The only thing that Warren Ellis could do to follow up Joss Whedon's powerhouse collection of Astonishing X-Men stories was to make things get weird. In the first arc of his run on the series, Ellis introduces the X-Men to meat Sentinels, Brood missiles, and that pesky Krakoa island. After an arc full of insanity and resurfaced enemies, the X-Men come face to face with Kaga, a true mutant who hates the heroes because they're so beautiful. It's some straight high-school garbage, so Logan punches this 60-something year-old-man in the face to teach him a lesson. Also because he's riding a wheelchair of death

Admittedly this is kind of goofy, but it's classic Wolverine to unload on some villain who isn't worth his time because he's in a bad mood. And if you want to make something funnier, you can't beat adding "of doom" to the end of whatever you're talking about. 


Wolverines Don't Climb Trees!

Joss Whedon's masterful handle on the likes of the X-Men, and their personal narratives are why the stories in Astonishing X-Men are so funny, yet so full of pathos. Also, he made Logan hide in a tree because of he was scared Beast was going to eat him. What's funnier than that? Exactly. 


Logan Just Likes to Stab

Don't you love it when you accidentally stab one of your friends and it turns out that they were possessed by a demon so you were technically helping by being a macho douche bag? Before the New Avengers can piece together a new team and a new club house, an inter-dimensional heathen begins to rip through New York, and it takes over the bodies of Doctor Strange and Daimon Hellstrom - but Wolverine doesn't know that when he stabs them right in the chests. If Spider-Man hadn't said anything no one would have been the wiser. 



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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 23:51:27 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-moments-wolverine-comics/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[26 Funny Virtual Reality Memes About the Future of Gaming]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/virtual-reality-gaming-memes/nathandavidson

The future of virtual reality memes is now. These are VR memes you need to see with your own two eyes. You might as well take advantage of this opportunity to use your own eyes before humans have no use for them in the very near future. Take a tour of virtual reality gaming memes at their finest. In fact, these VR gaming memes are so good that they might make you forget you're currently living in reality. Then again, can you really prove this is the real world and not a dream world? Maybe everything is just a virtual reality? Think about it, bro.


26 Funny Virtual Reality Memes About the Future of Gaming,

No Life

What a Time to Be Alive!

Expectation vs Reality

More Machine Than Man

Not Butts About It

Rock Star

Off to a Great Start

Fore Score and Seven Babes Ago

VR Conspiracy: Exposed

Her Virtual Milkshakes Bring All the Boys to the Yard


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Sun, 23 Oct 2016 08:21:38 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/virtual-reality-gaming-memes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Fun Parenting Hacks All New Dads Will Appreciate]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/new-dad-hacks/ashley-reign

As pretty much any guy out there will tell you, being a dad is not for the weak of heart. No matter how many mountains you've scaled or manly antics you've participated in to prove your masculinity to the world, nothing can strike terror in the heart of a dude like having a tiny bundle of joy to call his own. Not to fear however, because here you'll find a collection of brilliant dad hacks that will make the life of the favorite father in your life just a little bit easier.

So if you're about to become a brand new dad or consider yourself a seasoned yet weary veteran, prepare to behold a list of time-honored father hacks that will help rocket you to the top of  your dad game. These parenting hacks feature some of the best tips and tricks of dads who have gone before you. Consult this list for ideas on baby proofing your house or office to keeping the kids entertained while also having a great time yourself. 

Whether you're a dad yourself or are just out for a laugh, come on in and get a load of some of the most clever ways that guys have come up with the deal with the everyday demands that come with being a dad.


Fun Parenting Hacks All New Dads Will Appreciate,

So Your Kids Don't Get Locked in the Bathroom

Resurrecting Barbie: Nailin' It

How to Turn a Box and a Stairway Into the Coolest Slide Ever

The Benefit of Dad Dreadlocks

Forget Chores and Play Sweep the Stray Cheerios to the Target!

When Kids Insist on Eating in the Car

It's Never Too Early to Start Planning for Your Daughter's Dating Life

This Crib That Lets Your Kids Color on the Walls Til Their Hearts Are Content

How You Know a Little Girl's Dad Did Her Hair

This Bold Dad Dares Venture Where Few Dads Dared Venture Before


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Fri, 04 Nov 2016 04:01:26 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/new-dad-hacks/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[The Worst Fashion Fails in the History of the Internet]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-fashion-fails/nathandavidson

There are a lot of fashion dos and don'ts, and this gallery is dedicated to the don'ts. Becuase who wants to look at a bunch of fashion dos? Nobody. Nobody wants to look at people dressed nicely when there is an option on the table to look at people dressed like idiots. That's what this is. That's why this gallery is magic. Fashion designers are always trying to push the boundaries of fashion. While their pursuits are noble, they typically end in tragedy. Below you will find a gallery of funny fashion fails and unfortunate pattern placements. Vote up the funniest fashion fails and horrifying clothing patterns so these fashion emergencies get the proper Internet care they deserve.


The Worst Fashion Fails in the History of the Internet,

Get out of Hair!

3 Heads Aren't Better Than 1

Kill It with Fire

Sumo Suit Fashion

Hat Trick

A Pattern of Bad Behavior

Nice to Meat You

The Lion Queen

Jaw-Dropping

That Awkward Pattern Placement Moment


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Fri, 25 Nov 2016 19:41:33 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-fashion-fails/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Hilarious Moments from Punisher Comics]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/hilarious-punisher-moments/jacob-shelton

Frank Castle, otherwise known as the Punisher, isn’t exactly known to be a barrel of laughs. That mans that hilarious Punisher moments are few and far between, but they’re out there.  He’s one of the only heroes in the Marvel universe who doesn’t cotton to either Spider-Man or Deadpool’s brand of humor, and he’s suspicious of anything that seems like too much of a good time. But what do you expect out of a guy whose entire family was killed? Despite his hardened nature, every once in a while we see the lighter side of the Punisher, even if its only for a moment.

Some of the Punisher’s funniest moments are things that artists and writers have done to Frank Castle because he’s so stoic; when a character has been a skull wearing, frowning bad ass for 30 years, sometimes it’s fun to see him get beat up by a girl. But over the years the Punisher has shown himself to be kind of funny - even if his sense of humor is kind of grim.

Keep scrolling faithful reader and vote up your favorite hilarious out of character moments from the Punisher. 


Hilarious Moments from Punisher Comics,

Honestly, Who Doesn't Like Bacon with Breakfast?

Is this panel from Marvel's Civil War proof that Frank Castle not only understands sarcasm, but that he also has an inherent understanding of comic timing? This fight between Steve Rogers and Frank Castle occurs just after Rogers realizes that he may have made a mistake drafting a killer with very few morals into his crew. Believe it or not, this wouldn't be the last time that these came to blows - even Castle was more than a little hesitant to fight back against the surrogate for American freedom. 


This Panel Should Come with a Slide Whistle

Pretty much every panel of Garth Ennis' Welcome Back Frank is a comedic, ultra-violent take on the Punisher comics of the 80s and 90s. But Ennis saves the silliest moments for Barracuda, the mercenary who probably could have been Frank Castle in another life. The jokiest of jokes occurs in Frank's war journal when he discovers the mercenary's storage shed full of guns that puts that scene from The Matrix to shame. If Welcome Back Frank were an Office-esque mockumentary, Castle would deliver his line, "Barracuda was a man after my own heart," straight to the camera with a little shrug. 


Frankencastle Makes a Bold Statement About Fire

Where to begin with Frankencastle? In 2009 Daken killed Punisher by dismembering him in a sewer and instead of pulling the plug on the whole Punisher franchise, Marvel decided that they would rebuild the angriest hero in the game. One issue after his gruesome death, Castle is reconstructed by Morbius in hopes that a dead Franken-Castle is more controllable than a living Frank Castle. Anyway, all of this culminates in a battle between Deadpool and Franken-Castle in an issue of Deadpool Team-Up that features a play on a phrase from 1935's The Bride of Frankenstein that's worth the wait. 

 


Joss Whedon and a Teenage Girl Beat Up Frank Castle

For a brief six-comic run, Joss Whedon took the under-appreciated team, The Runaways, and had them running around time while trying to find a series of pseudo-magical artifacts. But before any of that could take place, the team had to do a little job for Kingpin, much to the chagrin of Frank Castle. Once the kids broke the law in the eyes of The Punisher they ended up on his sh*t list and he did the only thing he knows how to do - threaten to kill everyone. Because it's not his comic, Castle underestimates the kids and gets punched in the stomach by Molly, a character with super strength anchored by telekinesis. She's essentially the last person you'd want punching your stomach. 

The visual of Castle getting beat up by a girl half his size is comical enough, but Whedon adds another layer to joke by dropping into "Punisher's War Journal," the inner monologue that peppers so much of the Punisher comics. While the team of teens are getting ready to time travel, Castle is busy holding onto his guts and reminding himself that a "solider doesn't fall down." When we finally see him again four issues later he's still stuck in the same sad pose. 


The Punisher + The Terminator + Robocop = AHMAZING

Admittedly this never happened in canon. The '90s were rife with stupid crossovers that went on for way too long (Sonic the Hedgehog and Spawn immediately comes to mind), so why not put three of the stiffest, most morally unflappable murder machines into one comic and find out how their lives shake out? Even if you couldn't get a full six issues out of these three, you could at least write a super-sized issue where the Terminator comes back in time to help Frank Castle assassinate the guy who is going to invent robot cops, or something like that. Regardless of your thoughts on Frank Castle's methods, this visual is too silly to ignore. 


This Is Probably How Most of the Punisher's Relationships End

The Punisher and Spider-Man have a long history of beating on each other across the roof tops of New York City; they're basically the definition of frenemies. In issue #2 of The Punisher from 2001, Spider-Man has the (un)luck of saving Frank Castle as he's thrown to his death off the top of the Empire State Building while fighting The Russian - a transgender cyborg mercenary. By saving Castle, Spider-Man unwittingly enters himself into the fray and gets used by Castle as a human shield while he tries to figure out how to beat the new-and-improved Eastern European killer. In the end Castle uses one of the web head's web shooters to knock The Russian off the top of the sky scraper. And then he makes a little joke. Maybe Spidey's rubbing off on him after all. 


Batman Throws Punisher Through a Wall

In terms of ability to crossover into any other comic, Frank Castle might be the character who can fit into another title with the most ease. At the heart of his character, he's just a guy with guns who can move from story to story without any problems. Because of this, there have been more Punisher crossovers than anyone can count, but his best co-headlining stories have always been with Batman. The two characters are essentially different sides of the same coin, except Batman has a compunction about murder that Frank Castle has never felt (also billions of dollars). The characters spend most of their shared time in a story at odds with each other, and they usually end up duking it out over their differing beliefs

While these two grim characters can rarely be counted on for levity, there's something really funny about seeing Batman push Castle through a wall like they're two brothers who were just caught horsing around by their dad. Even if the image directly follows Castle holding a gun to Joker's head while telling Batman that he doesn't have the guts to take a life. 


The Punisher Goes to Riverdale

To create the one-off comic Archie Meets the Punisher either Marvel or Archie comics lost a bet, but we're not sure who. The plot of the story concerns Frank Castle making a deal with the federal government to eschew his normal means of bringing bad guys to justice (i.e. murdering them viciously) in order to bring an east coast drug dealer named "Red" in for questioning. Why the feds couldn't just do it themselves is beyond our understanding, but whatever, it's a comic. As you can probably guess, Frank mixes up Archie for Red and starts chasing down the Riverdale gang who barely make it out of the fray intact. At one point Sabrina the Teenage Witch shows up and drops the knowledge that she knows Doctor Strange, thus muddying the universe even more. 

Both Marvel and Archie Comics leaned into the joke as much as possible by having two separate artists (John Buscema and Stan Goldberg) draw the comic to maintain the two different aesthetics of each series. Not only do the hard lines and five o'clock shadow of Frank Castle stick out like a sore thumb in Riverdale, but the mixture of styles adds to the surreal and hilarious nature of the book. 


What's the Gail Force of a Hurricane of Murder?

It's rare to see Frank Castle smile, or even give off the idea that he's having a good time. But in Punisher:War Journal #24 we see Marvel's resident PTSD-suffering killer grinning like a goof and comparing killing aliens with a bunch of grenades to "Prom night. A hurricane of murder." We've got left-field comic writer Matt Fraction to thank for writing such poetic lines for Frank's skrull destruction. And despite some criticisms of the author's work with the Punisher, Fraction certainly brought some fun back to the grim character. 


Deadpool Says What We're All Thinking

Uncanny X-Force's "Final Execution" storyline follows the rag tag group of mutants and mercenaries through time as they attempt to keep Daken, and the newly revived Brotherhood of Mutants from destroying the universe (honestly what else do you think they'd be doing?). While the gang is in the future we get a glimpse of old man Castle, and Deadpool gives ancient Punisher a piece of his mind. It's pretty spot on with most criticisms of the character, specifically "Chuck Bronson called - he wants everything he ever did back.”

 

 



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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 21:51:28 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/hilarious-punisher-moments/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[22 Weightlifters Who Look Like They're Taking a Massive Dump]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-weightlifter-faces/nathandavidson

The face people make when they lift weights is the exact same face people make when they're having issues in the butt department. Yeah. Butt issues. As you'll see in these pics of funny weightlifter faces, the struggle is very real. All you have to do is trick your brain into thinking these funny weightlifter pictures are actually photos of them pooping. If you do that... you're going to have a good time. Enjoy these photos of funny weightlifters! If you're sitting on the toilet while you're reading this, that's extra credit!


22 Weightlifters Who Look Like They're Taking a Massive Dump,

When the Turtle Head Is Poking Out

Damn You, Hot Wings!

The Official Face of Constipation

Hot Sauce Face

Exorcising the Booty Demons

Taco Tuesday Face

The Day After the Chili Cookout

The Weight of the World on Her Shoulders

How to Make Your Neck Disappear

When It's an Emergency


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Fri, 25 Nov 2016 13:41:31 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-weightlifter-faces/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[21 Hilarious Pictures of People Being Arrested in Costume]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/poeple-arrested-in-costumes/nathandavidson

If you're going to be arrested at some point in your life, you should do your best to try and coordinate so that it happens on a day you're wearing a costume of some sort. These are funny photos of people arrested in costumes, and boy are they lucky - well, as lucky as someone on their way to jail can be.

With all of the scary clown business going on in America these days, you have to feel for cops dealing with people in costume. So before you witness these photos of people in costumes going to jail, make sure you put on your favorite costume. Come on, you know you have one hanging in your closet for costume emergencies. 


21 Hilarious Pictures of People Being Arrested in Costume,

Udder Disaster

A Very Hairy Situation

Would You like to Build a Snowman... In Jail?

Take Me to Neverland

Well, Pooh

Not Loving It

Cuffed by an Angel

Polar Express

Goodbye, Kitty

Mouse Trap


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Sat, 26 Nov 2016 20:31:32 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/poeple-arrested-in-costumes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Songs About Getting Old]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-getting-old/ranker-music

It's healthy to laugh at the idea of getting older. After all, it happens to everyone, like it or not. So perhaps it's not surprising that some of the funniest songs ever are about getting older. These funny getting old songs are from virtually every genre of music, including country, rock, folk, and soul. Some are hilarious outright parody songs, with lyrics lamenting some of the more common issues that befall the elderly – like not being able to find glasses or remember much of anything. Other tunes celebrate the advantages of aging over youth.

Just because you’re a little more mature doesn’t mean you have to slow down. One of the great silly songs about getting old, “Old Folks Boogie” by Little Feat, makes this clear. The folks in this song are old, but they’re still spinning “one more yarn,” at least in their heads, “Cause to us the thought’s as good as a thrill.” Some of the funniest songs about getting old were, ironically, written by younger people. Paul McCartney wrote what is arguably one of the greatest funny aging songs, “When I’m Sixty Four,” when he was just a teenager. He later pulled it out and into The Beatles’ repertoire in 1966 – the year his father turned 64.

Whether you’re nine or 90, enjoy this great list of funny songs about getting old. Give your favorite tunes a thumbs up to move them towards number one.


The Funniest Songs About Getting Old,

As Good as I Once Was

Old Folks Boogie

Good Company

People My Age

When I'm Sixty Four

I Remember It Well

The Little Old Lady (From Pasadena)

Remember Song

When You are Old and Gray

Get Up and Go


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Wed, 30 Nov 2016 12:29:13 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-getting-old/ranker-music
<![CDATA[The 25 Funniest MLB Fan Photos Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-baseball-fan-pictures/nathandavidson

Baseball will always be America's pastime. No matter what happens in America, there will always be baseball. Baseball will always be there for you when you need it most. That's the baseball promise. Because of that, there really are no greater fans than baseball fans. As you'll see from the photos below, MLB fans are truly some of the most passionate fans in all of sports. Mostly because they feel no shame about displaying their affection for the game and their team. From the funny to the absurd, these are the funniest MLB fan pictures ever taken.


The 25 Funniest MLB Fan Photos Ever,

Mom of the Year

Blue Jays Fans Know How to Party

Madonna Mask Day

Winning Streak

Foul Play

Welcome to Boston

Fan Appreciation Day

Bat Man

America's True Pastime

Hairy Backed Mauer


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Thu, 10 Nov 2016 08:11:24 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-baseball-fan-pictures/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[27 Edgy Retro Video Game Ads You'd Never See Today]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/wtf-retro-video-game-ads/nathandavidson

If you think all video game advertising is weird today, you have no idea how weird it used to be. Sure, every video game commercial is extremely cookie cutter these days, but they're better than these weird retro video game ads that just don't seem to make any sense at all. These are video game ad FAILs at their finest. Nothing but bad puns and sexual innuendo as far as the eye can see. Take a look at these funny old video games and their questionable advertisements and be thankful that you live in the era that you currently live in. 


27 Edgy Retro Video Game Ads You'd Never See Today,

Cheating on Your Hand

Invitation to the Pants Party

Balls of Fury

Blind Leading the Blind

Blind Justice

Stroke of Advertising Genius

Thinking Inside the Box

Out of Control

When Advertising's Bad to the Bone

Hands-Off Approach


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Mon, 24 Oct 2016 21:51:30 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/wtf-retro-video-game-ads/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[13 Real People Who Look Exactly Like Homer Simpson]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/homer-simpson-lookalikes/nathandavidson

Homer Simpson may very well be the most attractive cartoon character alive. Just kidding! Everyone's favorite oaf wasn't exactly blessed in the looks department, but that doesn't prevent him from being iconic. 

Unfortunately for the following people, they happen to look exactly like Homer Simpson. These real people who look like Homer Simpson are some of the greatest Homer Simpson dopplegangers the internet has to offer. If these real people who look exactly like Homer don't make you want to do yet another Simpsons marathon, we don't know what to tell you except you should probably do it anyway. D'oh!


13 Real People Who Look Exactly Like Homer Simpson,

Hello from the Homer Side

Separated at Birth

Homer Homey

The Inspiration for Homer Simpson

One Homer Lookalike to Rule Them All

Close to Homer

Homer Depot

Live Free or Homer Hard

Homer Is Where the Heart Is

The Resemblance is Uncanny


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Sun, 13 Nov 2016 13:41:23 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/homer-simpson-lookalikes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The 34 Funniest Fan Signs in Baseball History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-fan-signs-at-baseball-games/lindsayweglarz

Some of us go to baseball games for the fierce competition! Some of us go for the ice cold beer! Others of us for for the gaming, beer, and funny baseball fan signs! These long and sometimes monotonous games are always improved with some humor. Most of that humor is brought to us by dedicated fans, who spend hours (or maybe minutes) creating funny fan signs that will hopefully get featured on TV, or even better...the Jumbotron!


The 34 Funniest Fan Signs in Baseball History,

I Could Not Agree More

That Is a Cooperative Row of Fans

I'm Sure Your Wives Are Just as Excited

Unexpected Rivals

Dad of the Year

Ball Game & Parenting Lesson

Maybe One of the Better Penis Jokes

Maybe One of the Players Will Give Her a World Series Ring

The Rare Case That Sign Actually Worked

Please, Could You Be More Blunt?


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 10:11:37 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-fan-signs-at-baseball-games/lindsayweglarz
<![CDATA[25 People Who Are Clearly Living the Dream]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/people-who-are-clearly-living-the-dream/nathandavidson

If you're not currently living the dream, these photos of people who are living the dream will hopefully inspire you to start doing to same. It's super easy. All you have to do is determine what things you love most in this world, and start doing them. It's really that simple. Sure, having tons of money helps when it comes to living the dream, but it's not a requirement. So, take a moment and witness these funny pictures people who are in heaven, and then get to work. What are you waiting for, your dream life awaits! You can start living the dream today if you set your mind to it!


25 People Who Are Clearly Living the Dream,

Banana Split

Being Bill Murray

Game On, Playa!

The Tub Life Chose Him

Too Pool for School

Finding Her Center

He's Crafty

To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

No Bones to Pick

'Til Death Do Us Kart


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Thu, 13 Oct 2016 17:02:11 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/people-who-are-clearly-living-the-dream/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[28 Funny Back to School Photos That All Teachers Can Relate To]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-back-to-school-photos-that-all-teachers-can-relate-to/ashley-reign

Back to school is a special time of the year. A tine that all parents love. A time that all kids hate. But who gets the worst of back to school every single year? It's absolutely the teachers. Here you'll find a collection of hilarious teacher back to school images that will give you a look at what it's like to be on the teaching side of the classroom, preparing to jump headfirst into another year or responsibility for twenty or more kids whose parents just dropped them off at school. The parents don't have to deal with them all day. That's the teacher's job now.

 


28 Funny Back to School Photos That All Teachers Can Relate To,

Let the Poor Spelling and Bad Grammar Choices Begin!

When You Just Can't Wait for the Enlightenment to Begin

Back to School: Teacher Speak for "House Vodka's Fine"

Over-Optimism: Nailin' It

You've Never Lived Til You've Back to Schooled from the Front of a Classrom

Breaking Bad: The Gift That Just Keeps on Giving

The Back to School Special: Merlot with a Twist of Tears

The Horrors of the First Morning of Each New School Year

When You Show Up Ready to Ride That Recharging Summer Through the Year

Pre-Back to School Angst


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Thu, 10 Nov 2016 19:11:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-back-to-school-photos-that-all-teachers-can-relate-to/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[25 Funny First Day of School Pictures]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-first-day-of-school-pictures/ashley-reign

Remember those yearly back to school pictures your mom would always make you pose for every year on the first day of a new grade? While enduring first day of school pictures may be a long, proud tradition among kids everywhere, that doesn't mean they always turn out exactly as planned. Here you'll see a list of hysterical back to school images that defy traditional expectations. 

The funny school kid pictures you'll see here feature kids who aren't exactly enthusiastic about their first day back in the classroom as well as parents who can't wait to drop them off there. So whether you're not exactly thrilled about your own impending first day at school or are a parent who vows that summer can't end soon enough, you'll find yourself in excellent company among the crowd you'll meet below. 

Consult this list to think of hilarious ideas to pep up your yearly back to school photo session or to feel better about the one you've just been forced to endure. If you need more photos like this in your life, check out this list of kids before and after their first day of school


25 Funny First Day of School Pictures,

Can You Guess Who's the Most Excited For School to Start?

Guessing Mom and Dad Will Be Okay with Not Having Them Around As Much

"Good Luck, Cupcake!"

Enthusiasm: Not Always Contagious, Actually

The Inspiration Is Weak With This One

The Party Don't Start 'Til This Guy Walks In

Abandon All Hope, All Ye Who Enter Homeroom

How Poetic Is the Reluctantly Abandoned Light Saber at His Feet?

"They'll Never Take Me Alive!"

It's the Final Countdown


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Wed, 30 Nov 2016 15:41:27 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-first-day-of-school-pictures/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/survivor-jeff-probst-innuendo/zachary-benau

Jeff Probst has been the host of Survivor for 33 seasons (!!!), and in that time... let's just say he's said a few things that'll make your eyebrows raise. Whether Probst intentionally makes sex jokes on Survivor is up for debate, but the man tosses innuendos like salad, enough to make you believe he derives please from his ridiculous one liners. Let's not beat around the bush or be soft about it: the hard, wet truth is, there are a lot of sex jokes on Survivor.

To be fair to Probst, Survivor can be a dirty, raunchy game. Contestants have eaten cow balls, fought in mud, and balance balls on a stick. So it could be Probst is simply narrating the proceedings, but that seems highly unlikely. Here are the 27 most blatant, sexual Jeff Probst Survivor double entendre. Vote up the Jeff Probst Survivor innuendo you think are dirtiest.  


Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor,

"Ozzie got a nice load on his hair"

"Who's pole will be strong enough to work?"

"Get lubed up"

"Give you a minute to swallow"

"Has he tried to penetrate his former group?"

"Ozzie trying to get in there and get deep"

"With a million bucks on the line I am guessing you guys will go as deep as you can"

"That hole is not big enough"

"Hoping that her pole will be long enough and strong enough"

"Anyway you can get that meat off using your mouth"


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Sat, 03 Dec 2016 14:41:29 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/survivor-jeff-probst-innuendo/zachary-benau
<![CDATA[23 People Who Look Exactly Like Archer Characters]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/archer-lookalikes/damon-davis

The Internet lost its collective mind after Archer creator Adam Reed mentioned the possibility of a live-action version of everyone's favorite animated series. Whether we get that show or not, plenty of real people who look like Archer characters could step up in our time of need. 

As you'll see below, the good news is not would that movie be amazing, but how will casting directors decide who to pick. There's just that many Archer lookalikes. These are celebrities or "real people" who look like Archer characters. Spot-on Archer celebrity lookalikes and Archer doppelgangers that will take you all the way to the internet's... DANGERZONE!


23 People Who Look Exactly Like Archer Characters,

Malory Archer and Jessica Walter

Cyril Figgis and Steve Carell

Dr. Algernop Krieger and Brett Gelman

Jillian Bell and Pam Poovey

Cheryl Tunt and Kate Mara

Bilbo and Zach Galifanakis

Lana Kane and Rosario Dawson

Pam Poovey and Amy Schumer

Ray Gilette and Neil Patrick Harris

Katya Kazanova and This Unamed Model


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Mon, 14 Nov 2016 12:31:29 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/archer-lookalikes/damon-davis
<![CDATA[18 Hilarious Pictures of Kids Before and After Their First Day of School]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-before-and-after-their-first-day-of-school/nathandavidson

The difference between the first day of school and the last day of school is basically like the difference between heaven and hell. On the first day, you walk through the pearly gates of your new school filled with optimism, a sense of wonder, and a snack pack. Then you wake up for day two, and the reality of having to do this 179 more times kicks in.

These pictures of kids before and after their first day of school will open your eyes to this horrible truth and make you want to laugh and also give these kids a hug. Don't worry guys, there's only 3,299 days of school left! Let's all hope that act of going to the same place with the same people day in and day out gets a little easier for these kids as the school year progresses. But just in case, maybe their parents should hold off on telling them about 9-5 office jobs. 


18 Hilarious Pictures of Kids Before and After Their First Day of School,

The Look of Defeat

The Dawn of the Second Day

Day of Reckoning

Not Again

Sometimes Day Two Hits You Hard, Bro

School Daze

Only 179 More Days to Go

Too Tired to Go On

If You're Not First, You're Last

Tired Act


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Fri, 14 Oct 2016 15:12:34 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-before-and-after-their-first-day-of-school/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Songs About Women]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-women/ranker-music

The funniest songs about girls often celebrate everything that is great about being, well, a woman. Many women who have made their mark in history and pop culture are witty, intelligent go-getters – so it shouldn’t be surprising that many of these hilarious songs about women were written or performed by women. Some are self-deprecating, some are totally quirky, others are outright empowering, and all of them are wholly original.

These songs are certainly funny, but a few of them also feature rather cutting lyrics. One prime example is Loretta Lynn’s “The Pill.” Lynn – who shows up a couple of times on this list – recorded the song in 1975. In it, she sings of a woman who is tired of having babies up on “nursery hill,” telling her man, “You’ve set this chicken your last time, ‘cause now I’ve got the pill.” The song set off a firestorm of controversy, and it remains one of Lynn’s biggest hits.

You’ll find plenty of silly songs about women from country artists on this list, but there are also lots of funny women songs from other genres, including rap music and rock. Of course, not everyone has the same sense of humor, so there is a fair chance you’ll find songs listed here that don’t strike you as particularly funny. To each his (or her) own. Vote them down in that case, but if one of these funny women songs tickles your fancy, be sure to vote it up.


The Funniest Songs About Women,

Man! I Feel Like a Woman

Baby Got Back

Meet Virginia

Did I Shave My Legs for This

The Pill

Barbie Girl

Girl in a Country Song

Redneck Woman

All About that Bass

Harper Valley PTA


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Fri, 02 Dec 2016 16:41:24 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-women/ranker-music
<![CDATA[Hilariously Adorable Old People Halloween Costumes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-old-people-halloween-costumes/bridget-fitzgerald

If you've ever wondered, "Hey, what would my Grandpa wear if he was going to this Halloween rave?" that's weird, why did you think that. Fortunately, you aren't the only weird person on Earth and the Internet is full of funny old people Halloween costumes. These old people are living the high life. Trick? Treat? These Halloween costumes for the senior citizen set are a little bit of both. Whether they're wearing something frighteningly revealing (Halloween is about scares, after all!) or they're living out lifelong fantasies (it's never too late to Superman!), each of these ridiculously cute old people are hands down Halloween winners.


Hilariously Adorable Old People Halloween Costumes,

Mario 64+

The Root of All Evil

Some Grandpas Are in Costume All Year Long!

Lady Olenna of House YESSSSSSS

Wonder Grandma!

Power Puff Pop-Pop

Last Year, Clydesdales; This Year, TMI

What Even IS This Costume, Grandma?!

It's Grandma Charlie!

Oh, Popeye!


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Sun, 20 Nov 2016 08:31:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-old-people-halloween-costumes/bridget-fitzgerald
<![CDATA[Funny Pizza Puns That Are Just a Little Cheesy]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pizza-puns/ashley-reign

Pizza. The one food that basically everyone on Earth can agree is simply the best. It's better than all the rest. What could be greater than a nice, hot extra cheese 'za loaded with toppings just waiting to be devoured by you and you alone? Nothing. That is the recipe for a perfect evening. These funny pizza puns are here for you to recommit yourselves to pizza. The holy dish. That's right, if you're into pizza they way you claim to be into pizza than this list should be required reading because the only thing even close to as good as pizza, is puns. Terrible pizza puns.

 


Funny Pizza Puns That Are Just a Little Cheesy,

Here's to a Life Well Lived

This Scientific Term for a Pizza Hater

That Ship Appears to Have Sailed

See What He Did There?

Domestic Disturbance in the Frozen Food Aisle

Indeed It Does, Pizza Hut. Indeed It Does.

Best Shameless Plea Ever

What Emo Kids Do While They Dine

#PizzaProblems

Hey-Oh!


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Thu, 01 Dec 2016 12:41:29 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pizza-puns/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[The Funniest Things Ever Written on Money]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-notes-written-on-money/ashley-reign

There's nothing more fun that going through your haul of singles at the end of the night and finding spontaneous silly notes written on your cash. You know, your nightly haul of one dollar bills. That's something that everyone gets at their jobs. Though funny notes written on currency may or may not be the kind of thing that’s endorsed by Uncle Sam, it’s always fun to find anything from a random joke to a not-so-mutual declaration of love scrawled out on your vending machine money. These are the funniest things ever written on money. That's some cold hard cash you can take to the bank.

 


The Funniest Things Ever Written on Money,

Why So Serious?

Emo Lincoln's So Cool You've Probably Never Heard of Him

Uh...Thanks for the Heads Up?

Represent!

American Genius at Its Best

Best Argument for Staying in School Ever

Mama Said Spock You Out

This Illuminati Warning Announcement

Knew That Guy Always Looked Familiar...

Good News!


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 20:01:28 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-notes-written-on-money/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[21 Hilarious Shirt Ideas For Your Next Family Reunion]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-family-reunion-tshirts/nathandavidson

Family reunions are beef jerky for the soul. They're tough, filled with mystery meats, and somewhat difficult to digest. JK. They're actually not so bad once you get past the initial awkwardness and to the alcohol. And for some strange reason, you always see that one super attractive relative you secretly hope is just the guest of one of your distant cousins, but the universe is never that kind, so you have decide whether you're gonna man up and get your incest on or be a whiny little b*tch like you were last year and cry about it.  

If you're currently in the midst of planning or attending your next family reunion, you should know there are a ton of funny family reunion t-shirts that could help bring your family closer together (or further apart, depending on your goal). From Back to the Future to forbidden fruit, these funny family reunion shirts will make you the belle of the ball. Everyone will go home saying, "Man, that was awkward, but how 'bout those funny t-shirts from family reunions? Too bad he slept with his cousin." 


21 Hilarious Shirt Ideas For Your Next Family Reunion,

Setting the Stage

Survival of the Fittest

You've Been Warned

It's All Relative

Have a Cow, Man!

Miller Time

Family Style

Run for It, Marty!

Forbidden Fruit

If Looks Could Kill


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Thu, 01 Dec 2016 08:01:22 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-family-reunion-tshirts/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Awkward Photos of Guys with Hooters Waitresses That Are Too Funny]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pictures-of-guys-with-hooters-waitresses/nathandavidson

Hooters. It represents the best and worst qualities of America, a land where you're free to do anything so long as you're willing to fight for it, a country not unlike a massive garbage dump, in which the nastiest scavengers become kings and the rest laze around complaining, unaware they live in a fetid heap of sh*t and refuse. Is it possible to be both repulsed and attracted by Hooters? To love the cheap and nasty food, while wanting to vomit after eating it? To relish in the affordability of the alcohol, while regretting every drop of it when you find out the next day you exposed yourself, puked on a stranger, got beaten nearly to death by the bouncer, proposed to five different employees, and made love to a homeless person in the alley out back? 

Hooters unleashes the primal beast in us all. This unashamedly sexist, misogynistic wasteland is as boner-inducing as it is abhorrent. But that's not why you're here, is it? You've come to look at funny, salacious, maybe even sexy photos of guys and Hooters waitresses. Hooters girls with nerdy guys? Check! Hey, are you a nerd? Wanna feel like Dan Bilzerian for a few hours? GO TO HOOTERS, YOU FOOL. Yeah, baby, get ready for some hella funny pictures of guys and Hooters girls.

Does it matter these waitresses are women, not girls? No, moron! Take your clothes off, wrap yourself in an American flag, get a 30 rack of Budweiser, load your six shooter, put on your favorite Kid Rock album, and get ready to have the most fun you've ever had in your goddamn life. 


25 Awkward Photos of Guys with Hooters Waitresses That Are Too Funny,

Hypnotized by the Owl

Closing Time

Finger Licking Good

Another Picture of a Baby Grabbing a Boob

Shark Week!

"God, I Never Want Children" She Said Right After This Was Taken

Klay Thompson Looking for Milk at Hooters

Rising to the Occasion

This Kid is Going Places. Maybe to Sexytown? It's Very Humid There.

Looking for a Snack


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Thu, 01 Dec 2016 15:11:35 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pictures-of-guys-with-hooters-waitresses/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[26 Funny Shoplifter Warning Signs That Would Definitely Get Your Attention]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-shoplifter-warning-signs/ashley-reign

Feeling a little down on your luck? Considering trying your hand at the art of thievery? Not so fast there, slugger. Before you take the plunge and dive head first into your life of crime you might want to take a look at some of these funny shoplifter warning signs. While these bad boys are designed to capture your attention, they'll also provide proof that you're up against some pretty clever folks who you may want to think twice about attempting to rip off. You may think stealing is easy, but you have no idea. There are some upstanding citizens out there who are not messing around.


26 Funny Shoplifter Warning Signs That Would Definitely Get Your Attention,

When Prosecution Is the Least of Your Worries

Don't Be Fooled by the Cursive. These Dudes Do Not Play

This Friendly Neighborhood Suggestion

It's Science

For God's Sake, Give Them Back Their U

Just a Suggestion...

Proof There Is a Fate Worse Than Incarceration

The Zombie Apocalypse: Thieves Will Be the First to Go

Not a Post You Wanna Be Tagged In

Beware This Guy's Creative Vision


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Sat, 12 Nov 2016 12:21:24 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-shoplifter-warning-signs/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[The 20 Greatest Playboy Cover Parodies]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/playboy-cover-parodies/nathandavidson

Playboy is so deeply ingrained in the fabric of American culture you only need hear the title to conjure images of grimy stacks of hidden magazines filled with delectable smut on stuck-together pages and defensive pseudo-intellectuals barking "I read it for the articles." Given the social and cultural place of Playboy in the annals (anals?) of American media, it should come as no surprise to learn the Internet is rife with Playboy cover parodies. A number of these parody Playboy magazine covers involve popular figures from nerd culture, be they Thundercats, Princess Leia, or Jessica Rabbit. These Playboy parodies are ridiculous and hilarious, a fine cause to take ten minutes off work and have a laugh. 


The 20 Greatest Playboy Cover Parodies,

She's Crofty

Meow

Let's Get Ready To Rubble!

Who Framed Jessica Rabbit?

Scooby Snack

Lee La La!

Game On

Peaches and Cream

The Force Awakened

Lola Lolita


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 16:11:28 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/playboy-cover-parodies/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The 25 Funniest Photos Ever Taken at Airports]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-airport-pictures/nathandavidson

Ladies and gentlemen, the Internet Captain has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign. If you haven’t already done so, please stow your snacks underneath the desk in front of you or in an overhead break room bin. Please take your seat and fasten your imaginary seat belt. And also make sure your seat back and folding trays are in their full, upright position.

If you are seated next to an emergency exit at your office, please read carefully the special instructions card that isn't located by your seat. If you do not wish to perform the functions described in the event of an emergency, please take a look at these funny pictures of people at airports. If you have any questions about these weird airport photos, please don’t hesitate to ask one of our Ranker flight attendants. Enjoy these funny airport pictures below.


The 25 Funniest Photos Ever Taken at Airports,

Pillow Talk

Extra Carry On

Never Thought About It That Way

Good to Know

A Man's Home Is His Palace

Weapons of Mass Destruction

He Left His Shoes on, Though

Is Wonder Woman's Jet on the Tarmac?

Hug Life

Sleeping at the Airport Like a Boss!


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Mon, 05 Dec 2016 03:11:23 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-airport-pictures/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Parents Who Accidentally Texted Their Kids Inappropriate Things]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/parents-who-accidentally-texted-their-kids/ashley-reign

Though sometimes accidental texts parents send can be hilarious, every now and then they can really blur that fine line between hysterical and therapy-worthy for the kids who receive them. Here you'll see a collection of some of the mostly hilarious accidental parent texts that were received by horrified children. From auto correct gone horribly wrong, to the most unfortunate wrong number selections ever, these bad boys all rightfully earned their place in the disastrous texting hall of fame. Parents, double check before sending your texts.


Parents Who Accidentally Texted Their Kids Inappropriate Things,

The Fact That She Has to Ask May Legitimize the Divorce Idea

This Mom Just Flunked Abbreviation Lingo 101

World's Worst Number Mix-Up

That's bad, but this is worse.


Oh Boy

Some Things are Best Kept Between Couples

World's Most Unfortunate Yoga Class

No Laughing Matter

Um... Just Kidding?

This Mom Takes Home Remedies to a Whole New Level

Trauma Averted


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Fri, 02 Dec 2016 12:09:10 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/parents-who-accidentally-texted-their-kids/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[The 22 Most Awkward Professional Baby Portraits Ever Taken]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-most-awkward-professional-baby-portraits-ever/nathandavidson

The awkward phase for most people typically occurs during their teenage years, but if you're lucky, you can get it out of the way when you're a baby. These are the most awkward baby portraits that exist on the Internet. You could spend the next few minutes surfing the web looking for awkward baby photos, but why bother? This is it. The holy grail of awkward baby pictures. They're extremely awkward, but they're also extremely funny. In fact, they're probably going to make you jealous that your baby portraits are so basic and boring. You know, smiling, looking happy or doing something adorable. So basic. Nobody wants to be basic.


The 22 Most Awkward Professional Baby Portraits Ever Taken,

Radiohead

Hello Shhhweatheart

Tongue and Cheeks

Where Will You Be When Diarrhea Strikes?

When You Just Don't Know Where to Look

This Is SPARTA!

That Awkward Family Photo Moment

The Crying Game

Oh Hey!

I Came from Where???


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Wed, 16 Nov 2016 00:41:20 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/the-most-awkward-professional-baby-portraits-ever/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[23 Babies Who Totally Look Like Famous Celebrities]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/babies-who-look-like-celebrities/nathandavidson

According to ancient folklore, a doppelgänger is a look-alike or double of a living person. Some people believe it's a paranormal phenomenon, and it is often seen as a sign of bad luck or potentially an evil twin. No matter what you personally believe, there are babies who look like celebrities. Babies who look like famous people so much, that they might be living proof of the existence of aliens or reincarnation. Sure. That claim can be made haphazardly. Why not? So, why are there so many babies who look like famous celebrities? And why are there also several instances of girl babies who look like big boy celebs? Nobody knows. 


23 Babies Who Totally Look Like Famous Celebrities,

Baby Wallace Shawn

Baby Vladimir Putin

Baby Mrs. Doubtfire

Baby Patton Oswalt

Baby Ja Rule

Baby Jay-z

Baby Chris Farley

Baby Rob Ford

Baby Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Baby Gandalf


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Fri, 02 Dec 2016 07:41:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/babies-who-look-like-celebrities/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[24 Streets That Were Destined to Intersect with Each Other]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/street-signs-destined-to-interact-with-each-other/nathandavidson

Do you believe in street intersection destiny? Is it possible for the same street to intersect itself, and if it does, are you at the nexus of the universe? Well, here's a collection of funny street signs and funny road intersections that could be answers to those important questions. These funny street intersections also appear to be the ideal locations to meet the one person you're destined to be with for the rest of your life. Or they could be definitive proof that this is the Matrix and there are glitches all over the place. You can't make this stuff up! Well, you can. But why would you?


24 Streets That Were Destined to Intersect with Each Other,

Quick Anatomy Lesson

Super Streets

No Separation of Church and State

On the Straight and Narrow

Hit It and Quit It

The Corner of Hooker and Pleasure

Be All You Can Be

Straight In

This or That?

I Want to Believe


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Wed, 05 Oct 2016 16:33:22 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/street-signs-destined-to-interact-with-each-other/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Headlines That Must've Be Written on a Slow News Day]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/silly-news-headlines/nathandavidson

Some news days are slower than others. It's a fact of life the national news media has to deal with, which is why they seem content with inventing shocking news headlines these days. Still, we can't help but laugh at headlines from slow news days. It's understandable with the pressure of today's 24-hour news cycle, but at what point does a news story become not newsworthy? Below you will find many examples of silly news headlines from days when there just wasn't enough going on to justify printing papers or broadcasting stories. These are news headlines that must've been written on a really slow news day.


Headlines That Must've Be Written on a Slow News Day,

Major Gas Leak

Shine a Light

Meanwhile in Canada

Sheet Fighter

When Cheetos Attack

A Bug's Life

Peanut Butter and Racism

Setting the Stage

Does a Bear Scratch in the Woods?

Bump in the Road


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Wed, 05 Oct 2016 10:26:44 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/silly-news-headlines/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[22 Photos That Prove Bing Will Never Be Google]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/bing-sucks-memes/nathandavidson

Poor Bing. No matter what they do, or how hard they try, they'll never be as good or as cool as Google. Is it because the name sucks, or is it because their search engine just isn't that good? 

Before you resume your regularly-scheduled Google activities, make sure you enjoy the pure comedy gold of these funny pictures and memes of Bing fails. As long as Bing accepts the fact that it will never be better than that other search engine, it should be fine. There's nothing wrong with finishing in second place. Just ask Pepsi.


22 Photos That Prove Bing Will Never Be Google,

What Happens on Bing Stays on Bing

Porn to Be Bad

Overly-Attached Bing

Bing Is for Losers

Search and Destroy

Oh Bing

Kim Jong Huh?

Being Comfortable with Who You Are

Bye, Bye Bing

The Big Bing Bang Theory


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Wed, 05 Oct 2016 10:29:16 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/bing-sucks-memes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[33 Social Media Posts That 100% Happened and Aren't Fake At All]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/social-media-posts-that-happened/ashley-reign

Ever seen those funny social media posts where someone claims to have been in a Starbucks at just the right moment to witness a feminist whale rights activist shut down a gay-bashing extremist super-villain with a perfect quip? Yeah. We all have. That’s why there’s the that happened subreddit, a reddit thread dedicated to tales that, while admittedly impressive, contain hints that's they're completely made up. This is a collection of those not-so-true stories that are clogging up your Facebook feed right now probably.

 


33 Social Media Posts That 100% Happened and Aren't Fake At All,

That Awkward Moment When Your Kid Sneaks a Few Huge Electronics in With the Groceries

Thoughts to Keep You Busy for Hours When You're High

What Chick Doesn't Dig a Guy Who Plays With the Toys She Did When She was 8?

Totally See It

"I Mean, Not Before I Set Up My Tripod and Adjust Lighting, but Still..."

Not Nearly Enough to Make You Speak in All Caps

"Once I Publicly Confessed to Murder but I Used an Emoji So It's All Good"

Luckily My Personal Screenwriter Was There to Take Down the Encounter

And... Scene!

Initiate Chills in 3... 2... 1...


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Wed, 05 Oct 2016 10:01:14 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/social-media-posts-that-happened/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[27 Hilarious Dog Poop Notes Left by Angry Neighbors]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-dog-poop-notes/ashley-reign

Have you ever walked outside in the morning and taken in a deep breath of fresh air only to have been met with the aroma of your neighbor's dog poop wafting up from below? From your yard? From your personal yard that belongs to you and not your neighbor or their dog? If you're sick of finding random dog crap in your face each day, this collection of passive aggressive dog poop notes was made for you. These friendly neighbors were tired of it to, and they decided to take action. These are the absolute funniest notes that neighbors have left each other about dog poop.
 

 

 


27 Hilarious Dog Poop Notes Left by Angry Neighbors,

Epic Logic Fail

You Know Who You Are

An Eye for an Eye and a... Well You Get the Picture

Thanks for Playing...

Well, It's the Thought That Counts Right?

The Odds That He's Kidding: So Not Worth the Risk

Overnight Fame May Not Be What You Imagined

It's Pretty Bad When Even the Poop is Pissed

Neighborhood Watch Just Got Real

Lending a Helpful Hand: Nailing It


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Mon, 21 Nov 2016 12:11:32 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-dog-poop-notes/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[19 Hilarious Puns for Chemists Everywhere]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-chemistry-puns/nathandavidson

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down!

Okay, now that we've got that bad chemistry joke out of the way, it's time for some funny chemistry puns. This is Internet chemistry wordplay at its finest. These chemistry pun memes bond together like carbon and hydrogen. Just remember to keep your ion the prize.


19 Hilarious Puns for Chemists Everywhere,

Riding Nerdy

Basic Instinct

Spice of Life

We Are Chemistry!

Atom and Eve

It's Time to Barium the Hatchet

Ace of Base

You Only Laugh Twice

Up in the Air

Salt of the Earth


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Fri, 28 Oct 2016 14:21:26 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-chemistry-puns/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Coolest Kids in the History of the Internet]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/coolest-kids-in-the-history-of-the-internet/nathandavidson

You could spend the rest of your life trying, but the fact of the matter is you will never be as cool as any of these kids. These are undoubtedly the coolest kids that have ever graced the Internet with their presence. Hopefully, you're currently in a poorly-ventilated room, because these pictures will surely cool you down. These photos will also inspire you to get your act together because these kids are the pinnacle of what being cool is all about.


The Coolest Kids in the History of the Internet,

The Hottest of Hot Wheels

This Is SPARTA!!!

American Choppper

All Hail Voltron Girl

The Notorious Little BIG

Sponge Life

Good Luck Chuck

Excitebike

Deal or No Deal

Too Cool for School


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 20:51:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/coolest-kids-in-the-history-of-the-internet/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[14 Photos That Will Remind You to Always Follow Your Dreams]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/follow-your-dreams-photos/nathandavidson

They say the key to being successful is to never stop following your dreams. If you dream it, you can do it, right? It's time to make all of your Internet dreams come true with this amazing gallery of inspirational memes and signs. These photos are so damn inspiring that there's a 5% chance they'll motivate you to get up and finally do something with your life. Or you can just sit there and keep doing nothing. That's totally respectable, too. 


14 Photos That Will Remind You to Always Follow Your Dreams,

Let's Taco 'Bout It

Be the Breast You Can Be

A Million Possibilities

The American Dream

Catch Them All

Bet the Ranch

Dream State

Ask and You Shall Receive

Jumping the Shark

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say "Duck It"


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Wed, 05 Oct 2016 15:26:33 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/follow-your-dreams-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[30 Funny Doormats Your Houseguests Will Definitely Laugh At]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-doormats/ashley-reign

What better way to welcome guests to your home than to guarantee them a smile before they ever even knock on the door? If you’re looking for a great way to greet your guests that’s sure to put a smile on their faces, then check out the following collection of funny welcome mats. These clever, unique, and all around delightfully silly doormats are a fun and welcome departure from the traditional “welcome” mat that lamely does nothing for your doorstep. Add a little zaz to your home's exterior! Check out these hilarious doormats!  

 


30 Funny Doormats Your Houseguests Will Definitely Laugh At,

Dear Burglars...

This Mat's the Ultimate Dress Lover

Never Use Another Sticky Note

"Hark! A Guest! Let Me Sing Them the Song of My People!" - The Dog

Some Things are Worth the Wait

Lemme Save You a Knock

Subtlety: Nailin' It.

What Tipped You Off?

Hi, Mat.

The Cat Strikes Again


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 19:11:38 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-doormats/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[33 People Who Will Never Forget to Log Out of Facebook Again]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/people-who-forgot-to-log-out-of-facebook/ashley-reign

Some people may be confused with what the word 'hacking' means. In computer terminology if you were to hack your friend's Facebook to post silly things in his name, you would need to either manage to access Facebook's data storage and perform SQL queries to find the person's log in info, or have gotten it from some sketchy website that stole your target's password when you logged in. If you just saw that your friend happened to have left his or her Facebook logged in, well, you didn't hack it exactly- but it's still a very much appreciated the prank. Check out this list of hilarious Facebook hacks left on the walls of unsuspecting mothers, siblings, friends, and enemies. Maybe you'll find some inspiration next time you get access to a friend's account. 


33 People Who Will Never Forget to Log Out of Facebook Again,

What Apple Employees Do On Their Breaks

The Dr. Is In

What Is This Sorcery?!

Worst Birthday Wishes Ever

This Fake Playa's Pops Does Not Play

A Word From the Wise

Cameron: 0, Cameron's Mom: Epically Winning

Best Payback Ever

Best Lost and Found Message Ever

Cash Cab's Distant Cousin Karma Cab


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Sun, 04 Dec 2016 09:01:29 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/people-who-forgot-to-log-out-of-facebook/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Photos That Prove Justin Bieber Fans Are Insane]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/crazy-justin-bieber-fan-pictures/nathandavidson

Hopefully you're sitting down, because you won't "Belieb" what you're about to see. Not only do these pictures prove that Justin Bieber fans are completely insane, they're also damning evidence of the overall decline of Western Civilization.

Lots of singers and bands have rabid fan bases, but these pictures of insane Bieber fans prove that his fans might be just a little crazier than most. Crazy Justin Bieber fans have done all kinds of thing, from putting themselves in intimate positions with cardboard cutouts to losing their minds over tickets. Check out the gallery of Bielebers losing their minds below. 


Photos That Prove Justin Bieber Fans Are Insane,

Air Bieber

Hair of the Bieber

True Blood

Literally Kissing the Ground He Walks On

Kiss the Girls

Hunger Games

If the Shirt Doesn't Fit

Virgin Territory

Paper of Plastic?

Sleep Tight


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Tue, 04 Oct 2016 08:37:44 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/crazy-justin-bieber-fan-pictures/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[12 Photos That Pretty Much Sum Up Online Dating for Men]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/pains-of-online-dating-for-men-photos/nathandavidson

Online dating and dating apps were supposed to make dating easier for men and women, but in a lot of ways it almost seems like it's made things worse. Sure, the swiping part is fun, but after that is where everything typically gets complicated. And online dating for men can be especially hard.

Messages can get misinterpreted, people can forget they were having a conversation because they get busy and before they know it, they're right back to swiping. Ladies if you're having a tough time with online dating, just imagine how much tougher it is for men. In case you were wondering what it's like for the male species in the online dating world, here are some funny online dating memes and photos that pretty much sum up what it's like for them.

Click below to see the gallery of funny online dating photos. 


12 Photos That Pretty Much Sum Up Online Dating for Men,

A Match Made in Heaven

It's Tough Being Awesome

It All Makes Sense Now

Zero Sum Game

You're Going the Wrong Way

Is It Me You're Looking For?

Things Are Looking Up

Don't Drink and Tinder

First Things First

Block Party


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Mon, 03 Oct 2016 14:30:05 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/pains-of-online-dating-for-men-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Horse Puns in the Barn]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-horse-puns/nathandavidson

Admit it, you've been horsing around on the internet all day at work, haven't you? Why stop now when you have the internet's best collection of funny horse pun memes staring you right in the face? These are horse word play puns at their finest and they're guaran-steed to make you laugh. 

If you like horses, bad jokes, and memes, well you've come to the right place, because these horse memes will do the trick. Just don't get mad if you're a little hoarse from laughter when you're done.


The Funniest Horse Puns in the Barn,

This Has to Be Russia

Sometimes It's the Little Things

Unstable Dictator

Power Trip

Sea-ing is Believing

Fur Trade

Maybe Not the Best Idea

Foals Rush In

The Long and Short of It

From the Horse's Mouth


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Thu, 10 Nov 2016 19:51:25 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-horse-puns/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[22 Professors Who Will Make You Miss Your College Days]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-college-professor-pictures/nathandavidson

Being a college professor is a pretty sweet gig. Sure, the pay isn't great, but you get to live the college lifestyle for the rest of your life, and you can't put a price tag on that. Just ask any college student a few years after they've graduated if they'd like to go back, and most of them would probably scream a resounding "yes!"

So let's take a moment to celebrate college professors being awesome - and occasionally losing their minds - with this gallery of funny professor pictures. If you have any questions about this photo gallery, please refer to your course syllabus.


22 Professors Who Will Make You Miss Your College Days,

Rave Reviews

Learning the Ways of the Force

Professing Professor

There Are Stupid Questions

Professor Kitteh

Knight School

Breaking Class

Skating Through College

Stand and Deliver

Kimpossible


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Fri, 30 Sep 2016 16:40:33 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-college-professor-pictures/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[43 Hilarious Photos That Were Snapped at the Absolute Perfect Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/perfectly-timed-photos/ashley-reign

Whether you're a seasoned photographer or just someone with a smart phone, everyone knows how crucial timing is in order to get the perfect shot. Blink and you'll miss the opportunity to capture some truly weird, funny, and amazing images - not an easy feat to accomplish at all. Take a look at these photos that would have never happened if not for the agility and sheer response time of their photographers - some are hilarious, some are amazing, some look just plain wrong! One thing all these photographers definitely have in common is they probably have one hand glued to their camera at all times. So if you're looking to make your Internet fame by way of a well timed photograph, diligence is key!


43 Hilarious Photos That Were Snapped at the Absolute Perfect Time,

This Guy Got a Little More Than He Bargained For

"Weeeeeee!" - This Bus

When Aliens Decide to Adopt a Dog

Sailor Moon: Nailin' It

Hiding In Plain Sight: Epic Win

Hey, Girl. Wanna See My Special Salute?

There's Something Fishy About This Picture...

"I Think There May Be An Impostor Among Us..."

Believe

They Totally Captured His Eyes


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Tue, 15 Nov 2016 17:34:56 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/perfectly-timed-photos/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[The 25 Most Canadian Headlines Ever Written]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-canadian-news-headlines/nathandavidson

In the Canadian spirit of things, we should start out by saying we're sorry for making this gallery of the most Canadian news headlines ever written. These are news headlines that could only happen in Canada, and that's not a bad thing. Nobody's ever said "never go full Canadian," because that usually means something extremely kind or wonderful is about to happen.

Even if you're not from the Great White North, you can't help but enjoy these extremely funny Canadian news headlines.


The 25 Most Canadian Headlines Ever Written,

Sorry About That, Eh

Bear with Us on This One

Extremely Sticky Situatuion

Zamboner

Moosenado

Otter This World

Wet Bandit

Oh Deer

Snow Way!

Sister Act


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Wed, 09 Nov 2016 13:01:23 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-canadian-news-headlines/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[12 Hilarious Dr. Seuss Parodies We Wish Were Real]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/dr-seuss-parodies/nathandavidson

Dr. Seuss books have been shaping the minds of young children for decades, and for good reason - they're awesome. Well, leave it to the internet to take anything that's awesome or classy and turn it into something totally different. In a good way. These are the funniest Dr. Seuss parodies, Dr. Seuss jokes, and Dr. Seuss memes the Internet has to offer.

They're the alternate universe version of Dr. Seuss books, and quite frankly, some of them are so awesome you'll wish they were real. Keep reading to see some of the books the Dr. himself never quite imagined up, but the internet had no problem brainstorming. Because the internet just kind of does. that. 


12 Hilarious Dr. Seuss Parodies We Wish Were Real,

Feeling Blue?

The Other Side of the Story

Bringing Home the Green Eggs and Bacon

But Bob Barker Said So

Seuss on Sex

It's a Horrible Life

Holy Shat

Puff, Puff, Read

Son of a Gun

A Bush in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush


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Sat, 26 Nov 2016 08:31:33 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/dr-seuss-parodies/nathandavidson