<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[The Most Hilarously Inaccurate Police Sketches of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-police-sketches/aaron-pruner
The life of a police sketch artist is a stressful and interesting one, to say the least. His or her job is an integral part in the investigative process. While there have been many success stories regarding the accuracy of a police sketch, this list showcases the pictures that exist along the fringes of what would be considered "good police work." These really bad police sketches take the cake as far as horrific and laughable renderings of supposedly human faces. 

This list compiles all kinds of funny police sketches as well as some of the weirdest and most strange looking police composite sketches in existence. A man without eyes? A murderer without ears? A vengeful egg-man and a sad looking guy with a cabbage for a head? These bad police sketches don't really look like criminals, let alone actual people.

Just how ridiculous and bizarre can the worst police sketches actually get? From what looks like a child's "artwork" to some incredibly awful computer composites, these police sketches aren't helping anyone catch these criminals and delinquents.

Upvote the funny police sketches below and downvote the police sketch pictures you think are at least kind of realistic.

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This Criminal Also Holds the Guinness World Record for Longest Goatee
He was probably caught stealing a goatee comb or maybe some fancy conditioner.
Who Is That Masked Man?
Well, that is definitely NOT the Unibomber.
Those Cheekbones
His quickly became the most requested cheekbones at every Beverly Hills plastic surgery office.
Lurch from the Addams Family Has Gone AWOL
This robbery suspect kidnapped a 300 pound high school football player and made him drive around for four hours. For some reason.

Sketch Courtesy of MS Paint 101
Digital composite sketch, FTW! Welcome to the future.
This Is the Real Teen Wolf
Hide your wife, hide your kids because there's a teen wolf on the loose in the state of Virginia!

The Case of the Earless Murder Suspect
This is the police sketch of a murder suspect in Bolivia, who apparently has no ears at all!
That Poor, Poor Cabbage Head
Authorities blamed the color of this perp's blonde hair on a technical issue. However, it's safe to assume the Cabbage Head is out to get us all.

Sorry, but That's a Man
This murder suspect is allegedly a woman who was disguised as a man. Meaning, she put on that wig and thought: "NAILED IT!"
Beware, the Faceless Kidnapper
This is the image of a Portuguese kidnapping suspect. Faceless man or vengeful egg? You be the judge!

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<![CDATA[The Funniest People of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/comedians
The funniest people of all time are a mix of actors, comedians, and even a few people who probably didn't start off trying to be funny. Included in this list of people vying for the title of funniest person ever are the funniest stand-up comedians of all time and the funniest actors and actresses ever. One thing's for sure: these funny actors and comedians are at the top of their ha ha games and could make most people laugh 'til they pee.

The funniest people ever include actors like Will Ferrell and John Belushi, comedians-turned-actors like Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy, and general funny people like George Carlin and John Cleese. While ranking a funny person is completely subjective, the folks on this list of funny people are undeniably hilarious. The real question is: who is the funniest person ever?

This is your chance to decide! Vote for the funniest comedians and actors and help decide once and for all who the funniest person alive or dead really is. If your favorite funny person isn't on the list of the funniest people ever, make sure to add them so others can revel in their hilarity.

Bill Murray

Eddie Murphy

George Carlin

Jim Carrey

Leslie Nielsen

Richard Pryor

Robin Williams

Steve Carell

Steve Martin

Will Ferrell

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<![CDATA[The Best Pet Names Of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-pet-names/ranker-facebook-reactions
We asked, you answered. According to Ranker fans on Facebook, the pet names listed below are some of the funniest pet name ever. From dog names to cat names to every clever pet name in between, there are some people who have really got this awesome pet name thing figured out. Which is the best pet name? That’s for you to decide.

Love the thought of calling a cat fish? Vote it up. Do dog names like "Princess" and "Fido" make you gag? Make your voice heard. Nowadays, everyone thinks they have some HILARIOUS spin on typical pet names, and you now have the opportunity to vote with your opinion. Just scan this list of pet names and you'll see the best (and worst) of what people are naming their animals these days.

This list was crowdsourced by Ranker fans on Facebook. If you see something on it that you don’t agree with, make sure to vote it down the list. Just because someone else loves having a dog named after a character from Glee doesn't mean you have to too!

If you think your pet has the top pet name of them all, make sure to add it to the list so other pet lovers can vote on your level of clever.











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<![CDATA[32 Drunk People Posed by Their "Friends"]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/drunk-people-posed-in-funny-positions/michelle-nati

Ah, college. Who doesn't miss the days of waiting for one your friends pass out at a house party only to draw some indecipherable language on their face, duct tape them to a bed, and take pictures of the whole hilarious drunken affair? This photo gallery is full of funny drunk people pics, thanks to their kind friends and fellow drinkers, who posed them and documented the drunk fun. These funny pictures of drunk people will make you glad you stopped after that second Jägerbomb last night.

Everyone has those drunk friends who consistently get too tanked to even handle. So what are you to do? Well, you get them in an embarrassing pose, draw on them, and start snappin' so the entire Internet can enjoy pictures of drunk people. Whether you're a sober, straight-laced adult these days, or still like to indulge in the alcohol and booze on those rare occasions (like Tuesdays), take a trip back to the days of watching your friends make absolute fools of themselves and recording those funny drunk people moments for posterity. 

And to those that were drawn on, tied up, posed and posted online for the world to see - maybe you should find some new friends, or at least make sure you're the one doing the posing, not the one being posed, next time.


Great, Now What Will This Guy's Roommates Use to Wrap up Leftovers?

And the Awards Go To...

This Would Be Impressive Even if There WASN'T a Person Under There

It's Like a Snow Angel, but Drunk

Duct and Cover!

Now He'll Always Be Ready for a Night on the Town

He Woke up to a Cease and Desist Letter from Edible Arrangements

She Must Be So Proud

Here He Is: the Prettiest Cowboy in All of the West

A Zebra Never Changes Its... Cocktails?

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<![CDATA[The Best of Black People Twitter]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/black-people-twitter/damon-davis
Black People Twitter. The subreddit that has taken the world by storm. The following is a collection of some of the funniest images from Black Twitter.

For the uninitiated, Black People Twitter is a collection of humorous posts that celebrate black culture. From music, to sports, to lifestyle, anything is fair game to made into one of these so-called black memes. Black culture has a very unique way of expressing itself, and when it comes to the so-called ghetto twitter and ghetto tumblr universe, it just doesn't get any better.

Vote now for your favorite post from BlackPeopleTwitter. There is plenty more hilarious black twitter from where this list came from, so stay tuned, Rankers! We all hope that Black People Twitter Reddit isn't going anywhere anytime soon!


Good VS Evil


McDonald's Got Money

No One Will Find You

Face Swap

Why Can't My School Have Teachers Like This?



Black Twitter On Bow Wow

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<![CDATA[The Best Trader Joe's Signs]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-trader-joes-signs/ashley-reign
Let’s face it, in today’s world, the minute you leave the house it’s impossible not to be bombarded by flyers, billboards, and ads telling you how you should spend your hard earned money. Most of the time, you ignore the obnoxious sales pitches and try to focus on living your life. But sometimes, particularly funny signs actually manage to catch your attention.

Not every company has the skill, wit, and humor to create great ads that actually make you want to stop and stare. What it comes to getting it right, there’s one leader in the field: Trader Joe’s. The growing grocery store giant has found ways to sell their products with a sense of humor and light-heartedness that’s often lacking at the Safeways and Ralphs of the world. Here we decided to honor their efforts by pulling together a collection of some of our favorite funny Trader Joe’s signs from over the years.

Not only do the brilliant folks behind the signage of Trader Joe’s keep the fun coming with tons of puns, cartoon-like characters, and pop culture shout-outs, but their signs often feature some pretty beautiful artwork too.

As you’ll see below, we’ve kicked things off with a few of the best Trader Joe’s signs in history, but the fun doesn't stop there!You also have the ability to add to this list of good Trader Joe’s signs, so that the next time you’re roaming the aisles and come across a hilarious bit of grocery story advertising, you’ll have a place to share it with the world. Check out our funny Trader Joe’s sign collection, vote on your favorites, and tack on your own! Hungry yet?

A Diet We Can All Get on Board with

Unlike You, an Elephant Never Forgets

Jar Wars. Boba Fett Is Cool, but the Wookie Monster Knows What's Up.

Gnome Sayin'?

So You'll Never Forget Them Again

Showy Illusionist Sold Seperately

The Tastiest Post-Apocolypse Ever

We Pity the Pun Who Tries to Live Up to This Bad Boy

Grumpy, but Somehow Still Appealing

Thanks Folks, They'll Be Here All Night!

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<![CDATA[The Weirdest (Real) Yankee Candle Scents in Existence]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-candle-scents/robert-desalvo
Our sense of smell has the power to evoke more memories than any other sense. Did you ever walk down a street in the neighborhood where you grew up and get a whiff from a restaurant you visited as a kid? Pretty soon you are flooded with memories. What better way to jog your memory with odors than in the form of a Yankee Candle?! Fortunately, the candle company has all kinds of... unconventional scents, for any weird memories you might want to access! How about Man Town and Bunny Cake? Or maybe even Whiskers on Kittens? What, you don't know what in the world these weird candle scents could possibly even smell like? Get on the Yankee bandwagon here, guys!

Yankee Candle has taken this sense of nostalgia (or just madness), melted it down and jarred it for our homes. Because don't you want your home to be bathed in the fragrance of Ocean Star and Angel Wings? No duh. But where did all these Yankee Candle Scents come from?

It all started back in 1969 when a 16-year-old high school student didn't have enough money to buy his mom a Christmas present. Instead, the ingenious young man created a candle for his mom out of everyday items in his home, including household wax, a crayon, some string for a wick and a milk carton for a mold. A neighbor liked it so much that she convinced the boy to sell one to her, and Yankee Candle was born.

We understand why there are scented candles that smell like flowers, citrus, or vanilla, but how do you feel about ones that emit the scents of bacon, sea grass, two by fours (you know, like you buy at Home Depot) or... beer? There are so many weird candle scents that each room in your home could have its own signature strange scent! Read on and take a whiff of the craziest candles Yankee Candle has on the market. Which one is the weirdest? Vote now!


What You Need After a Long Bath

Hold the Ants, Please

So It's Just Melted Ice Cream All Over the Sidewalk?

Because Oranges on Rain Didn't Catch Fire

The Forecast Calls for Lightning with a Hint of Burning Wax

When Your Nose Craves a Whole Grocery List of Scents

Does the Snow in Your Town Smell Like Sparkles?

Because Girl Scouts Know They Have Us Hooked

Yankee Candle Is Starting to Scare the Peep Out of Us

Fire-Roasted Pig Is Not Included

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<![CDATA[28 Times Taylor Swift Was So Tall]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/how-tall-is-taylor-swift/emilynerland

On any given list of tall celebrities, you're bound to have a few tall women. But how many are Taylor Swift tall? Yes, you read that correctly – Taylor Swift's height has made such a stir on the Internet, her name has become an adverb.


Taylor Swift is basically the best. She consistently towers over her competition - figuratively and literally. At age 25, she has won seven Grammy Awards, has sold more than 40 million albums, and has made Forbes’s list of “The World’s Most Powerful Celebrities” five times. But when compared to her celebrity counterparts, or other mere mortals, it’s not solely her talent, fame, or riches that stand out.


Taylor’s stature is undeniably as notable as her success. Her height is particularly evident when she’s next to… pretty much anyone. Never one to shy away from a great pair of heels while performing or walking the red carpet, Taylor is always up to the task of making anyone next to her appear fun-size.


So, how tall is Taylor Swift? Without a banana for scale, we may never truly know (OK, we do: she's 5'10"). What we can tell for certain is that she’s tall - very tall.  Now it’s up to you to choose which Tall Taylor tops the list. Click through and cast your vote for the pictures where Taylor Swift looks the tallest.


Having a Laugh with Ali Lohan About How Photographers Will Fit Them in the Same Frame

Taylor Makes Drew Barrymore Look like a Child-Star Once More

Madonna’s Larger than Life Persona Can’t Size Up to Taylor’s Real Life Proportions

Get on Her Level – Literally

Taylor Swift – Emasculating Men Since 2006

Even with the Boost, Hayden Panettiere Couldn’t Top Taylor

The Height Difference Between Taylor and Ellen Is Almost Laughable

It’s Not Just People - She Even Dwarves Her Own Paddle

Proof Jake Gyllenhaal Doesn’t Have a Height Preference

Taylor and Bruno Mars Confirming Talent Comes in All Sizes

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<![CDATA[Awkward Texts from Your Mom]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/awkward-texts-from-your-mom/ashley-reign

Isn’t it funny how no matter how old you get, no one can put a smile on your face quite like your mom? This has especially become true since the advent of the smart phone, a device which has often rendered newly texting moms hilarious, whether they were intending to be or not. Here we’ve collected the funniest auto-corrects, clever responses, and mom texts that the Internet has to offer. So scroll down and remind yourself why nothing can make you, or at least your friends, crack up quite like awkward texts from your mom.
These moms range from the brand new smart phone owner who is still trying to figure out the keyboard to the highly skilled mom texter who knows exactly how to use her camera, in case her kids ever need flipping off. While some of these moms are having a ball being hilarious, others are just learning the horrible truth about their lack of text abbreviation knowledge or experiencing the dangers of autocorrect first hand. From the adorable to the brilliant, the one thing all these awkward mom text messages have in common is that they’re guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

So the next time your own mom gets embarrassed due to her lack of tech savvy skill, bust out this collection of classic texts from mom to assure her she’s in great company and that things could definitely be worse.

So without further ado, check out these texting moms as they do their worst, vote up the funniest mom texts below, and remember, you text mom at your own risk!


This Mom Realizing Something May Have Slipped Her Mind

This Mom Who Hasn't Yet Mastered the Art of Her Smart Phone Camera

This Mom Who's Still Learning the Intricacies of Internet Abbreviation

Well if You're out Anyway...

This Mom Who Always Knows the Right Thing to Say

This Mom Who Hasn't Found the Space Bar Yet

The World's Most Unfortunate Auto-Correct

This Super Stealth Spy Mom

This Mom Who Doesn't Realize She Actually Got Her Answer

This Cruel, Yet Crafty Mom

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<![CDATA[The Most Awful Pieces of Fan Art Ever Made]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/fan-art-that-is-terrible/michelle-nati
Not everyone is Michelangelo. Many people have enough trouble with stick figures and major props should be given to anyone who can make their drawings actually look like something, including the dedicated fans of celebrities who created these, um, weird fan art drawings. The people on this list deserve a round of applause, for not only creating these images, but having the courage to post them and have them critiqued – not only by the masses, but perhaps by the entity they are meant to emulate. Here you'll find a gallery of some of the truly worst fan art ever created, that is so awful, so bad, that it's actually kind of fantastic.

The fan art included here is the best of the worst we’ve found. Some people are immediately identifiable, while others… well, it make take you sec. From Tom Cruise fan art that would make even the most die hard Top Gun fan cringe and some crazy fan art from those avid One Direction loving tweens, there's plenty of terrible fan art drawings for you to enjoy (?) here.

Remember, beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder. You might find a few of these fan drawings of celebrities, actors, musicians, and stars truly inspirational, though more likely they'll just make you want to look away. But before you do, vote up the most horrifying, awful, insanely bad fan art of celebs below!


Madonna Reinventing Herself Yet Again

Sarah Jessica Parker Taking a Fashion Tip from Britney Spears, Circa 2007

Daniel Craig, or Double Oh No!

Rob Pattinson as Axe-Wielding Murderer

Rihanna Shines Bright Like Cubic Zirconia with This Likeness

Daniel Radcliffe During Harry Potter's Awkward Phase

Lazy Eyed Zack Braff

Christopher Walken: This Drawing Needs More Cowbell!

The Rock (aka, Dwayne Johnson) Looking Very Chiseled

To Quote Phoebe Buffay: "Oh No!"

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