<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[The Most Ridiculous VHS Covers Ever. Ever.]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-vhs-covers/jacob-shelton
Ah, VHS. For a kid who grew up in the '90s is there any more of a comforting sight? Not even a stack of Pogs or a bunker full of Lisa Frank folders could give us the feels we get when we're gazing at a stack of videocassette tapes. And, man that video tape cover art, right?! Here you will find a horrifying gallery of the best worst VHS covers to come out of the bargain bin.

Maybe you had a couple of these tapes circulating through your house, or maybe you'll remember some of the more esoteric art haunting you from across your local video rental store (specifically Monkeyboy - he still haunts our dreams). But some of these movies were definitely relegated to a back room at a swap meet or the freebie bin of a garage sale. 

On among these funny VHS covers there are stars ranging from John Travolta to Mel Gibson, and "stars" like Vanilla Ice. Whether you're a VHS tape aficionado, or a newbie to the genre, you'll soon start to recognize the trends and styles of the lost art of the VHS. Ranging from obscure horror, to '90s Oscar bait, we've covered all the bases.

As you comb through this collection of truly bad '90s art that someone decided would look great as a movie cover, make sure to vote up the most insane cover art. If you're feeling sassy, leave a comment letting us know why you love (oops, we meant "hate") this "art" so much. So let's relive that time in history when VHS was the best medium for home video and the place where horrible art went to die.
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Ratz
Ratz! The movie that gives up on itself before you even press play. 
Cool as Ice
Those pants, that hair, that jacket: how could we not fall in love with Vanilla Ice? Nothing says "I'm really cool guys, I promise" like writing the word "cool" and many of its synonyms all over the cover of your film.
Destroyer
If Lyle Alzado had any true friends, they would have told him that his head was waaaaay too small for his body. 
National Lampoon's Last Resort
We don't know what's happening in this movie but we'll try to piece it together for you. Feldog is some kind of coked out giant who's only interested in tiny women and Corey Haim obviously doesn't understand how to use diving goggles. If anyone reading this won the "Island Madness Sweepstakes" please email us and let us know how truly awful it was.
Piranha II: The Spawning
Ummmmmmmm you guys... should we be worried about flying piranhas? We haven't been working all winter on our beach bods so we can get chased off the shore by a bunch of juice head fish. 
Summer City
If you squint, it kiiiiind of looks like Mel Gibson.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Who knew these two would go on to become A-list celebs and regret this cover forever?!
Psychos in Love
More of those cheesy engagement announcements on Facebook need to rip off the cover of Psychos in Love instead of lesser movies with no chainsaws like Walk The Line, or E.T.
Congratulations, It's a Mutant!
We need to talk about Monkey Boy. What is happening here? Can you imagine if the guy who made this poster was your dad? "Looks great, Dad! No please, don't hang it over my head! Seriously, please! Don't do it!"
Thou Shalt Wear a T-Shirt Over Thine Face
Do you think ninjas have their own Moses who talked to a burning ninja bush and learned about the ninja commandments? No? You think we're putting too much thought into this whole "ninja commandments" thing? Guess we won't be seeing you at our Ninja Easter party.

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<![CDATA[38 Pets Who Don't Understand Glass Surfaces]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/pets-on-glass/ashley-reign
Ever notice how one of the things you just can’t help but love about animals is their constant sense of wonder? Here we’ve compiled a collection of cute GIFs of pets and animals discovering one of the wonders of the modern world: glass. As you’ll see however, the joy comes not so much from watching them interact with the strange, see through surfaces before them, but in their total lack of comprehension of them. So check out these cats on glass and cute animals and pets who don’t understand glass surfaces.
 
We’ve gathered a collection of dogs that have no idea why their treats have suddenly decided to stop and hang suspended in midair and cats on glass tables that don’t understand why their floating toys aren’t yielding to their usual bats. There are also a couple of larger fur-balls (like bears and lions and stuff) who are just as mystified by the glass barriers that present real inconveniences when it comes to making contact with the tasty looking kids standing outside their habitats at the zoo.
 
So lets visit this group of irresistible animals and pets who just don’t understand glass surfaces. Not only will this list make you smile, it’s a great one to have around the next time you’re having an off-day. Sometimes it’s just nice to know you’re not the only one who has to take a minute to fully comprehend the complexities of life.

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Fishing: You're Doin' it Wrong






"Mysterious Upside Down Cat in Table Looks Oddly Familiar..."






"Force Fields. How I Hatez Them."




"Sting Has Learned Powerful New Floating Technique. Deterred? Hardly."






Tan Kitteh Recruits Low I.Q. Kitteh to Help Clean Windows






"Dahhh! When Air Attackz!"






"You Have Powerful Magic, Toy. But I Shall Not Back Down without a Fight."




"What Is This Object and How Does it Know the Song of My People?"




"What Is This Sorcery and How Do I Bat it Back to Hell Where it Belongs?!"






"This Trickery Shall Go Down in Infamy with the Fake Tennis Ball Toss."






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<![CDATA[The Most Offensively Over-the-Top Stock Images of Fat People]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/fat-people-shutterstock-photos/keshvaralikhani
Overweight people have to deal with a lot of tough issues: dieting, fat shaming, swimsuit shopping. Not to mention the body image and health troubles that come with being on the heavier side. Nowhere is their struggle more obvious that in the pages of Shutterstock.

Stock photos of fat people tend to be comically over the top. For one thing, they are almost always about food: fat women rolling around in piles hamburgers, chubby men stuffing themselves with cake on the couch. You name it, Shutterstock’s got it. Unless, of course, you want something reasonable and realistic.

These funny stock photos of fat people feature some of the most ridiculous of the stock images on the web. From a fat guy trying to exercise without eating (hilarious!), to a lady literally making out with a bar of chocolate, Shutterstock knows no bounds when it comes to selling some of the most offensive pictures on the Internet.

If you’re looking for a practical shot of an overweight person just trying to go about their day, you’re out of luck. But if you need a photo of a fat woman who is slowly turning into a giant donut, you’ve come to the right place!

Which fat stock photo is craziest? You be the judge.
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Woman Fat-Shamed by Fake, Plastic Human

Tiny Fat Woman Ready to Tackle Giant Cake

Adult Fat Man Eats Spaghetti Like Wild Animal Baby

Fat Woman Can't Stop Dreaming of Cartoon Donut

Fat Woman Beats Scale to Death

A Woman Literally Lying on a Bed of Fast Food

Gross Fat Guy Burns Calories by Farting Fire

Fat Man Can Only Feel Small Next to Gigantic Teddy Bear

Woman Considers Murdering Her Fat Husband

Doctor Baffled by Gigantic Stomach


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<![CDATA[If Oscar Speeches Were Honest . . .]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/2015-oscars-funny/ashley-reign
Ah, Oscar speeches. Year after year we sit through lists of names we’ve never heard uttered by actors trying desperately to fit them in before that fateful “time’s up” music starts to play. But do you ever wonder what they’re really thinking when they mount the stage and latch on to that coveted golden statue? Every now and then we’re lucky enough to come across a gal like Jennifer Lawrence who is more than happy to demonstrate what it’d be like if Oscar speeches were honest, but what if she were the norm rather the exception? What if Academy Award acceptance speeches were honest? What were the 2015 Oscar winners really thinking?

How much more fun would the Oscars be if, instead of name dropping, we were treated to a night of name calling and unfiltered fun from some of our favorite Hollywood stars? Although it’s possible such a dream is still ahead of its time, we’ve assembled a fun little taste of what it might be like below. Here you’ll find a list of 2015 Oscar winners and some of our best guesses about how things might go if awards night were a little less civil.
  
Whether they’re singing their own praises or stickin’ it to the losers, we tweaked these Academy Award winners’ speeches a bit to reflect what might what might just be going on in those pretty little heads of theirs. So without further ado, grab some cheap liquor for the punch bowl and leave the tux at home, cause this ain’t your mama’s award show.

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Best Director - Alejandro González Iñárritu- Birdman
"Ya see what I did there? It's like Batman, right? But with a bird!"

Best Sound Editing - American Sniper
"We can't tell you guys what an honor it is to receive the one award tonight that nobody actually seems to really understand the point of."
Best Supporting Actress - Patricia Arquette
"Oh, how cute. A standing ovation for my speech about women's wage equality from two women probably worth more than all the other women in America combined."




Best Original Score - Alexandre Dsplat, Grand Budapest Hotel
"Ah, yes. Ditto to all the a$$-kissy things the others have coated on Wes like cheap paint. Now, who must a man speak to to get a cocktail, I ask you?"

Best Actress - Julianne Moore
"Fifth time's a charm, bitches!"
Best Supporting Actor - J.K. Simmons
"Awesome. Welp. See ya in two hours when they announce the next winner you've ever heard of."
Best Song - "Glory" from Selma
"Boo yeah! Everything ain't so awesome now, is it, ya Lego lovin' freaks?"

Best Editing - Whiplash
"Because lining up shots of J.K. Simmons screaming makes editing down a guy's entire childhood to less than three hours seem like child's play."

Best Supporting Actor - Eddie Redmayne
"Oh, this soooo makes up for my failure to participate in the Ice Bucket Challenge."

Best Picture - Birdman
"We're honored to be recognized among the other incredible nominees, like Boyhood - a film that took almost as long to shoot as it's been since our lead actor last worked..."


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<![CDATA[A Bunch of Deer That Think They Slick]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/a-bunch-of-deer-that-think-they-slick/jordan-bates
A bunch of pics of deer that think they slick. I bet these deer are just out there walking around town thinking that they're sooooo slick. Deer are well known for running through the woods, flying santa's sleigh, and thinkin' they slick. Everybody is tired of it. Nobody asked no deer to interfere with they lives. So, I'm asking deer to stop tryin' to act all slick when people is around.

So, you can vote right now for which one of these dumb deer is your favorite. Personally, I think they all just a little too full of themselves for me. They ain't that slick. Nobody is that slick.

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I bet you thinkin you slick thinkin that I'm thinkin that you ain't slick.

Thinkin' you just gonna micromanage this office and get away with it?

You ain't no Neil Patrick Harris.

Oh so what? You people now? Nice try.

Oh, you got jokes? Yous a comedian now?

Oh, yous a old man now? C'mon dawg. Not on your life.

Yeah like you gonna go shopping. Thief.

Thinkin' you jus gon get get away with eating my maple frosted donut. I knew you snatched it right up!

You ain't a rabbit

You ain't no kitty cat. I have a kitty cat I know what they look like, deer.


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<![CDATA[The Very Best Photos of Dads on Vacation]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/dads-on-vacation-photos/ashley-reign
As any dad will tell you, the world of dad-dom is no place for the weak. Whether he’s attempting to reason with crying kids, mastering the art of diaper changing, or exhibiting the skill involved in looking fresh while driving a mini-van, a dad’s life is full of constant struggles and challenges. Not to fear however, for even the hardest working dads are able to occasionally let lose during the most sacred of all times of the year - the vacation. That’s why we’ve assembled this historic gallery of the very best dads on vacation photos for your enjoyment. 
 
The epic collection you’ll enjoy below goes out to vacationing dads everywhere, as well as those still hard at work. That’s right - we’ve got you covered the next time you or the dad in your life need a reminder that no matter how rough life gets, there’s always a beach and a beer out there waiting. So prepare yourself for this funny collection of dads on vacation letting loose in these delightful family vacation photos. Whether they’re clad in a completely unnecessary amount of floatation devices or so tipsy they may or may not realize they’re riding a bull instead of a horse, these dads are off the clock and doing what they want.
  
Among them, you’ll find dads exemplifying the importance of making friends with locals, even if they happen to be a flock of pigeons. You’ll also witness dads discovering the joys of appreciating local art, even though they happen to be in Las Vegas. So without further ado, enjoy this collection of American fathers doing what they do best. They’re the few, the proud, the occasionally alcoholic - the vacationing dads. 


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This Dad Declares His Happy Shall Be Spoiled by No Man... or Child

This Dad May Have Hit the Margarita Bar a Little Too Hard

This Dad Finds Not So Subtle Ways to Hint That He's up for a More Exciting Locale Next Year

This Dad Steps out in the Latest Style

This Dad Was Told There'd Be Horseback Riding

This Dad May or May Not Have an Unsettling Confession for Wifey

Lounging: This Dad's Doin' it Wrong

This Dad Makes Friends with the Locals

This Dad Enjoys Taking in the Local Art Scene

This Dad's on Vacation, He Wears What He Wants


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<![CDATA[The Most Incredible Profile Pics from Russian Dating Sites]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/profile-pictures-from-russian-dating-sites/michelle-nati
Are Russians looking for love very different from the millions of others out there doing the same thing? Well, judging by some of their profile photos, maybe. Lonely people all over the world have been known to go extreme lengths to find true love, but these incredible and funny Russian dating site profile pictures show just how far some of these people will really go.

The Internet has made finding love a lot less daunting then it used to be, but it’s a double edged sword – having more to reveal can be good OR bad, depending on what you post, and in Russia, it seems that anything goes in the world of online dating. Woman posing with a giant fish? Check. Guy covered in money? Check. Woman rolling around in a heap of trash? We’ve got that, too!

While we don’t know what any of these people were thinking when they posted these pictures meant to entice a new lover (and frankly, we can’t even begin to guess), we do know that the objective is the same. They’re all looking for that one person, that one Mr. or Mrs. Right who finally gets them (and their giant fish, or heap of trash). You know what they say – there’s someone out there for everybody!

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The Family That Dates Together...

Udder-ly Single!

Expect Everything to Go Swimmingly with This Lady

Have Romance Will Travel!

Hoping to Chip Away at Your Heart

Gives Trashy a Whole New Meaning

You Won't Miss the Boat with This Guy

Don't Sweep Her Love Under the Carpet

Russian Sex Kitten

Russian Underwear Model


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<![CDATA[The Worst (Real) Ideas for Infomercial Products]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-infomercial-fails/ashley-reign

Ah, infomercials. They’ve happened to all of us - you’re up late one night enjoying an innocent flip through the channels, when suddenly a bizarre new product lights up the screen. Often accompanied by a terrifying host, something about the product somehow casts a spell via the television waves and makes it as hard to look away from as a bad car wreck. Before you know it, you’re waking up in an armchair the next day, $29.99 in the hole and with a brand new hot dog slicer on the way. Now you can relive the joyous horror of late night shopping with this epic collection of funny infomercial fail videos!

From overly amped up hosts to products that couldn’t be more useless if they tried, we’ve got it all. These funny infomercial fails feature masterpieces of American useless product lore like the women’s mustache remover, the egg cracker, and even the legendary lighted slipper.

So hide your credit cards and get ready for a good time with the worst that American ingenuity has to offer, and the most insane infomercials for "As Seen on TV" products no one actually needs. These big haired hosts have recently been changed for life by an absolutely ludicrous item and they’re here to make sure you get a piece of the action!

Worried you don’t have time to indulge due to life’s constant challenges? Say no more!  We’ve got everything from pants that promise the same benefits as a sauna to a golf club that provides you with the same services as a toilet - yes, really. So cast aside those inconveniences and learn how you can waste not only valuable closet and garage space, but your money as well!


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The Comfort Wipe: Exactly What You're Afraid it Is

Happy Hot Dog Man Infomercial: Because Hot Dogs Aren't Cool Unless They Look Vaguely Like a Person

Sauna Pants: It's a Sauna... in Your Pants

The Better Marriage Blanket: The Fart Absorbing Blanket That's Giving Divorce Rates a Run for Their Money

UroClub: Cause Nothing Says Male Bonding Like Peeing into Golf Clubs

The Amazing Pocket Chair: When You're Just Too Dumb to Sit Anywhere Else

Peter Popoff Miracle Spring Water: When Flushing Your Money Down the Toilet Loses its Thrill

The Tiddy Bear: We're Not Even Sure Where to Start

The Lonely Woman's Body Pillow: When You Really, Truly Can't Get a Boyfriend

Bright Feet Lighted Slippers: Convincing the Neighbors You're Being Burgled for Over a Decade


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<![CDATA[49 GIFs of White People Failing]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-gifs-of-white-people-failing/ashley-reign

You know how there seem to be those… “unique” people whose sole purpose on earth seems to be to give everyone else a bad name? Well here we’ve assembled a delightfully fail-worthy collection of some of the most hilariously humiliating gems American suburbs have to offer. We warn you however, that viewing this list of funny GIFs of white people failing may result in the lowering of your I.Q. a few points, due merely to association.

Though we’d like to believe that some of these folks are attempting to sell a ridiculous product of some sort within the confines of an infomercial, there are others we just can’t offer an excuse for. Here you’ll find a collection of senseless accidents and over exaggerated fails, some complete with absolutely horrific acting. These funny GIFs of white people failing explore some of the harshest plights the middle class deals with on a daily basis, such as The Soda Spill, The Tape Measure Attack, and, brace yourself, the conundrum of how to correctly eat a hot dog.

Beware however, that all those who dare scroll past this point shall encounter some rather disturbing images and horrifying displays. You’ll witness entire families attempting to raise the roof and brave some of the most unfortunate inventions America has yet to produce, including but not limited to, the dreaded Snuggie. That said, enjoy these funny white people fail GIFs and here's hoping your own endeavors at menial daily tasks are more successful.


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This Kid Who Hasn't Mastered the Art of a Punching Bag






This Guy Who Hasn't Mastered the Art of Wheel Barrow Pushing


This Gentlemen Doing the See-Saw ALL Wrong






This Guy Who Just Took Bowling to Whole New Heights






This Guy Who Hasn't Mastered the Concept of Aim






This Guide Who Just Demolished the Physics of Sliding






This Guy Who's Failing So Hard at Surfing, We Aren't Even Sure it's His Aim






This Guy Who Hasn't Mastered the Art of Hopping






This Women Who Can't Figure out How to Wash Her Hands



This Woman Who Hasn't Mastered the Physics of Getting Into a Hammock







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<![CDATA[The Funniest Gym Fails of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-gym-fails-of-all-time/chris-abraham
Collection of the best gym fails on the internet, presented in GIF form for your viewing pleasure. We've all seen it- you're at the gym, working hard, when all of a sudden you see someone using the equipment in the most funny and ridiculous way. It's one thing to have poor form while you're squatting or doing dead lifts, but these people truly have absolutely no clue what they're doing. From the guy who doesn't understand what the lat pull down machine is for, to someone wearing high heels on a treadmill, these are the worst of the worst when it comes to exercise and gym fails. Vote for gym fail GIFs that make you laugh the hardest, so the funniest ones will be at the top of the list.
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Riding into the sunset on his trusty pulldown machine



Ready for Ninja Warrior



Don't hate, he's in a bulking phase



Work that core



This is why proper footwear is key



Ouch



Give the man some style points



That's not how you leg press bro



Maybe use smaller plates if you have toothpick arms



Blast those triceps




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