<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[The Most Epic Sexting Fails of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/sext-fails/whitneysmoore
Technology is a fickle mistress, and when you bring booze into the mix, bootie calls are ripe with the opportunity to go wrong. Everyone has been there; you've thrown back one too many brewskies at the bar and are now looking to fill that empty void in your life with some good old fashioned no strings attached sex. But alas, your vision is blurry, your memory is foggy, and you're kicking yourself for not writing down that cutie's number at the bar clearly enough. So you shoot a desperate message into cyberspace, hoping it'll land where you want to. Most of the time if you get the wrong number, the stranger will forgive your trespass and allow you to move along by not responding. Sometimes however, fate brings you to some jokester who wants you to know how funny they are, and a sexy fail screen cap is born.

Sometimes these situations cannot be chalked up to a mere miss of digits. Sometimes you reach exactly the person you intended to, only to find that your dirty funny texts advances are not welcome at all. Was it an ex, or just someone whose friendliness you misinterpreted as flirtation? Maybe autocorrect just swooped in to steal the steamy moment between you and your beloved for a real text message fail. Either way, check out this list of hilarious sexting fails, and don't forget to upvote the funniest oopsies!

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Forts Are Exciting!

Your Bad Indeed, but Look What You Gained!

This Guy Is Cheeky, but Not in the Right Way

That's Clearly Not What She Meant

He Should Take the Hint

I Think He Blew It...

He'll Have to Try Harder Than That

It's Dark, and She's Honest

Sweet Chest, Bro!

A Sandwich Is Almost as Good


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<![CDATA[The Best Texts of Exes Being Put in Their Place]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/texts-from-exes/whitneysmoore
No matter how much you try to keep your online interactions to a minimum, texting is a communication method that's been engrained into our millennial minds. So it goes without saying that after a particularly rough breakup, the ex girlfriend and ex boyfriend text messages will flow through you like hate flowing through Emperor Palpatine. Whether you want them to come back to your loving arms, or you want them to fall in a ditch, check out this list of texts from exes that really got them put in their place. Maybe you've been waiting for inspiration to strike so you can tell off your own no-good dirty cheat of an ex. If so, feel free to rip these funny dating texts responses right from the list!
 
How do you deal with an unwanted message from an ex flame? Has anyone ever insulted your approach by shutting you down via text? Why won't you return my texts, Brian? I know you're back with that beige cardigan and it's been two years, but come on. Don't do me like this. Remember how we used to laugh? Brian, don't do this. Please. Brian. Respond. 
 
Don't forget to upvote your favorite ex text responses below and to take notes for your next break up.

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That's a Sad Auto Response

Conversation Over, Bye!

What a Riot!

Is It You, Satan?

But What If He Lives on the First Floor?

Hope Their Standards Are Higher Now

Shut Down in Less Than Three Words

....And Worms, and Pond Scum, and Boogers, and...

Best Present Ever!

Your "Friend," Huh?


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<![CDATA[Things That Are Not As Cool As People Think They Are]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-are-not-as-cool-as-people-think-they-are/hoserusc
Jorts are the dumbest things I've ever seen. Next to Toms shoes. Next to the Toyota Prius. Next to d-bags taking pictures of their food. There are so many things that suck that people think are cool. For real, some of the supposed best bands ever and the greatest movies of all time are just overrated bunches of garbage.

So add the things that you think have run their course or never had a leg to stand on to begin with, like people that use their children as their profile picture. Unless you were permanently scarred and no longer recognizable after giving birth, this is not okay. (UPDATE: it has been determined this is never okay).

If there are other things that society has deemed acceptable and/or cool that are missing from the list, make sure to add them so other people can finally realize that the things they are doing (like the Harlem Shake) are just not okay.
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The Kardashians

Facebook

Justin Bieber

Tattoos

Yolo

Hashtags

Smoking

Flat Bill Baseball Hats

Selfies

Duck-Lips


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<![CDATA[Hilarious Snapchats from the Morning After]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-hungover-snapchats/whitneysmoore
There are so many uses for Snapchat, not all of them are good ideas. Sure, now that you can send cash back and forth, there's an extra incentive to use it for sending #nudes, but that's not all! Many would argue the best way to use Snapchat is to send pictures of your hangovers to your best friends. By documenting the results of your raunchy night out, hopefully you can learn from your mistakes in the future. (Although... probably not.) Plus, if you made your friends look at Snaps of you pounding appletinis, dancing to LMFAO, and then binging on fourthmeal at Taco Bell, it's only fair that they also get to see the aftermath of your bad decisions.
 
Some people have taken the art of the hangover Snap to the next level. We're just impressed that they're alive and functioning at the ungodly hour of 8:00 am, much less taking creative pictures and doodling on them. Check out this list of funny hungover Snapchats, and maybe it'll serve as a cautionary tale for the next time you go out with your pals.

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Packing Peanut Baths Cure All

Mouth Breathing Bed Invader Refuses to Leave

But How Did He Get This Picture?

It's Always So True Until It Isn't

Been There

Cafeteria Problems

Before and After

Ignorance Is Bliss

Stranger Danger

Just Slightly Less Than Flawless


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<![CDATA[33 Amazing and Terrifying Morning After Texts]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/morning-after-texts/whitneysmoore
Sometimes, going on a bender is the only thing that can cure the stress of a long week. Good thing you have friends who are (hopefully) willing to drive you home, hold your hair back while you puke, and remind you of all the insane things you did the night before. And what better way to reminisce on your wild times than to text with your friends the next morning about all the crazy stuff you got up to last night? Sometimes you go into a night of partying knowing you're about to get turnt, and other times you wake up with no idea how things got so out of hand. Either way, we've thoughtfully collected some of funny texts from last night for everyone to enjoy.
 
What's the most hilarious things people have done while intoxicated? Take a look at this list of funny morning after texts and judge for yourself. Rank your favorites and let everyone know who the true party master is. Don't forget to save those wonderful morning after conversations to share with the rest of the class!

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"Not That Drunk"

He Really Fell for That?

Relationship Goals

It's Fun to Pretend!

TMI

Drunk and Color Blind

Autobots, Take Another Shot!

Oh...

Better Safe Than Sorry

At Least It Ended Well


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<![CDATA[Hilarious Hangover Texts to Help You Get Over Yours]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-hungover-texts/whitneysmoore
So last night you had one too many slippery nipples and woke up with your brain thumping in your head louder than them music at the club. Within seconds, you realize you may have partied a little too hard last night, as evidenced by your raging hangover and the large number of embarrassing texts you sent before going to bed. You'll deal with those later. But first, what better way to ease the pain than by gathering sympathy from your friends?
 
Check out this list of funny hangover texts from people who made some questionable decisions last night. Whether it was a regrettable booty call, public indecency, or just too much to drink, these people are feeling it. Thank goodness they documented how terrible they feel so we can all laugh at them. If you're feeling a little (or a lot) hungover this morning, perhaps this list of unfortunate partiers will help you feel a little better. Rank your favorites!

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The Blacked out Break Up

What Happens in Vegas Is All Over Your Face

Nice Excuse

I'm in No Mood for Your Jokes

More Dignified, Still Painful

How Does Your Head Feel?

Whatever It Takes

New Business Idea?

Autocorrect + Blindness = Confusion

Bathroom Disaster, Courtesy of Fruit Ninja


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<![CDATA[Old People Who Don't Give a F*ck]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-old-people-pictures/ashley-reign
Old age isn't usually thought of as the most fun time in a person's life. That's probably thanks to the bunions, bad hips, failing vision, and ungrateful kids that come along with all those candles on the birthday cake. So instead of waiting to go quietly into old age, we’ve decided to start planning how to become totally badass old people. We invite all the other youngsters out there to do the same. If we all start taking notes from funny old people now, then by the time we’re 90, we can all live in the most pimp home on the block.

Thanks to these funny pictures of old people, you'll learn that being old means you don't have to give a sh*t anymore. Rest assured, these hysterical old people know damn well that they shouldn’t be drinking, wielding weapons, or attempting to disguise a riding lawnmower as an average car. The difference between them and sub-par old folk, however, is that they simply do not care. The folks you’ll find in these funny old people pics have seen it all; they’ve braved depressions, wars, and hard times. They've earned the right to wear a Spider Man outfit in public any time they damn well please.

So come on in and start learning the art of old age from these funny old people pictures. You’ll get tips on hilarious old folks attire, see definitive proof that swag never expires, and learn to be an all-around badass as you start planning the retirement details that really matter.

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This Amazing Argument for Never Ever Growing Up

Imagine His Joy When He Finally Finds the Zoom Key

Who Won? This Lady.

Grandma's Special Holiday Card to the Kids Who Never Call

This High-Rolling Honey Says Deal Her In

Ride or Die

Granny High Fashion

Best Accidental Brilliant Plan Ever

Suzy Learns the Wonderful Truth About Grandma's Secret Recipe

This Rear View Mirror = Winning


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<![CDATA[31 Reasons Why Grandma Is the Best Texter]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/texts-from-grandma/ashley-reign
Though it may have taken a decade or two for some of them to catch on, more and more grannies have adopted texting as one of their favorite pastimes. Texts from grandma often provide a unique hilarity that would be hard to find anywhere else, but luckily, we've put together a list of some of the best. Some of these grandmas are sassy and sweet, while others are just downright confused about technology. Whatever the case, they love their kids and grandkids, and a silly little thing like a new iPhone update isn't going to stop them from sending funny texts.

These grandmothers are hip to the texting trend, and these messages prove it. As you’ll see below, the joys of texting your grandma can take a variety of forms. Because some of them are brand new to texting, you'll have to bear with them while they get their "LOL" lingo down. Other grannies are slightly more seasoned, and use their biting wit to keep up with the changing times.These little old ladies do not play around, and their texts prove that they don't have time for silly things like tact and class.

Vote up the most hilarious texts from grandma below, and be sure to share your own stories about sending messages to your grandparents in the comment section.

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She's Too Old for Subtly

This Granny Knows Her History

Take Out Sounds Great Right About Now

The Most Unique Holiday Greeting of All Time

The Space Bar IS Kind of Hard to Find...

This Grandma's Tact Was the First Thing to Go

She Didn't Chose the Thug Life. The Thug Life Chose Her.

This Old Lady Isn't Afraid to Own It

Grandma's Always Got His Back... And a Crowbar, Apparently.

Because Even Granny Has Needs


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<![CDATA[33 Drunk People Who Have Serious Snapchat Game]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/drunk-snapchats/whitneysmoore
We live in an age where you're not truly having fun unless people online can witness it. If you have an awesome night on the town with your buddies, but no one is around to post a picture of it on social media, did it even really happen? Now that we relive most of our wildest memories online, Snapchat is perfect for those of us who would rather the evidence of our drunken escapades be deleted almost immediately after viewing. With Snapchat, you can record your friend's sloppy, impromptu, burlesque performance without having to worry about it falling into the wrong hands. You can say silly things without having to be judged for them in the morning. And you can send as many duck face photos as you want without the fear of ever having to see them again.

Snapchat allows you to send pictures and videos to your followers and friends that will delete themselves in a matter of minutes, which is good news for everyone who doesn't want their most embarrassing photos floating around on Facebook for their parents to see. Of course, if your friends really don't want you to ever live these moments down, they can always take a screenshot of your silliest photos, like some of the people below did.
 
Vote up the funniest drunk Snapchats, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
 



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This Die-Hard Snack Fan

This Girl Experiencing an Unpleasant Bowel Movement

This Genius Frocket Engineer

This True Detective

This Person Who Can't Find the Light Switch

This Party Animal Who Really Uses Those Red Squiggles to Spice Up This Photo

This Cheeky Guy and His Weiner

This Totally Truthful Duo

This Guy Who Has a Message for Logan

This Stunning Male Model


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<![CDATA[The Worst Things to Do While Drunk]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/worst-things-to-do-while-drunk/lauren-slocum
Alcohol is your best friend until... it isn't. If you're familiar with the terms keg stand, shotgun, flip cup, or Long Island Iced Tea, you've probably experienced a drunken night or two in your day. We're sure there are plenty of people out there who've never blacked out and who've never made any regrettable decisions while under the influence, but it's safe to say those people fit into a mystical category of beings alongside unicorns and the Lochness monster. 

Some drunken mistakes carry less weight than others. Taking a spill down a staircase or exiting the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoes are mere child's play when compared to the painfully uncomfortable, worst things to do while drunk that you'll find on this list. The drinking mistakes you'll find listed below may have happened to the best of us at one time or another, but by making yourself aware of the treacherous possibilities, we're hoping to spare you some embarrassment in the future. 

If you could take back your worst drunk mistakes, which ones would they be? Feel free to leave your drunken shame stories in the comments section! Who doesn't love some humorous self-deprecation, anyways? Vote up the terrible drinking mistakes you think are the worst and remember - drink with caution!
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Talk to Police

Promise Anyone Anything

Get Tattooed

Text Your Ex

Let People Film You Doing Stupid S**t

Drive Your Car

Decide It's No Biggie to Have Unprotected Sex

Make Out with Someone You've Never Really Liked Sober

Confront Someone You've Been Fighting With

Tell Other People's Secrets


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