<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny?source=rss http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny?source=rss <![CDATA[Brutally Honest Movie Titles]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-honest-movie-titles/nathandavidson?source=rss

Hollywood's main goal is to suspend your disbelief for approximately two hours, a feat that would be unattainable if studios chose to go with honest movie titles. But like honest Disney movies, a too-honest film title ruins the magic and makes the film that much less appealing. While dishonest biopics leave out important details to improve their stories, funny honest movie titles simply shift your perception of the entire film subtly enough so the story doesn't change, but the feeling behind it does. And because real life pales in comparison to the intrigue of fiction, you get titles like Mystic River instead of "Oops, Vigilante Justice Didn't Work Here!"

The brutally honest movie titles below may not change these films plot-wise, but it ruins them thematically. Try as you might, you probably can't look at The Blind Side or Pretty Woman the same way again. Well, maybe you can, but honestly, funny honest movie titles often are more entertaining than the films themselves. Just ask Avatar.


Brutally Honest Movie Titles, film, other,

The White Savior Complex

Sob Story

Dark Humor

Captain Virgin America

Pretty Accurate

Lucky Leo

Les Talk About It

Less Than Meets The Eye

'Dances With Wolves' (In Space!)

Marky Mary And The Zucky Bunch


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Tue, 12 Jul 2016 02:47:23 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-honest-movie-titles/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Predictions About the Future That Didn't Quite Pan Out]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/wrong-predictions-about-the-future/nathandavidson?source=rss

Nothing ages more poorly in pop culture than bad predictions. Made with the best intentions, and then memorialized in print, future prediction fails show just how foolish it is to try and predict the future. Despite how easy The Simpsons makes premonitions look, funny predictions from the past often land far from the intended mark. In fact, many of the past predictions about the future seen below sound more like jokes today than educated guesses about the trajectory of humanity. Given the number of times humans have failed to predict the end of the world, you would think people would watch what they put out into the universe.

With terrible foresight ranging from the home computer to the legacy of the world's greatest musicians, predictions that never panned out like the ones below are now great laughs to look back on. Well, most of them. Naming OJ Simpson as a presidential candidate is like saying a reality show star will make it to the White House. Oh wait...


Predictions About the Future That Didn't Quite Pan Out,

Does Not Compute

Model Of Failure

The Tonight No

I Don't Like The Sound Of This...

It's Not "Happening"

You Should Stay Silent

Okay, Computer Genius

Juicy Juice

Raising Miley

Los Angeles Fakers


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Tue, 08 Nov 2016 08:16:26 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/wrong-predictions-about-the-future/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Snack Chips That Weirdly Look Like Other Things]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/snack-chips-that-look-like-other-things/nathandavidson?source=rss

Cheetos, pretzels, and the eternal Lays chips all do one job only and they do it well: fill you up with minimal effort. So when you come across snack chips that look like other things, you might find yourself commending your food for rising up to another task outside of its general duties. Often, when people come across food that looks like other things, they do what anyone else would do, take a pic and upload it to the Internet for the world to gawk over, like things that look like butts. If you hit the jackpot and find a likeness of Jesus in food, you may even help other people find God.

The snack chips below decided to entertain stimulate your visual senses as much as your taste buds, turning their inanimate selves into faces, logos, and even celebrities. While food like this may not contain anything healthy, they are hilarious enough to make you laugh your way into a set of abs. Okay, maybe not that hilarious, but definitely humorous enough to warrant a freakin' news broadcast about "Cheesus."


Snack Chips That Weirdly Look Like Other Things,

Cheetos Gun With Flaming Hot Bullet

Masturbating Cheeto

FIFA Cheeto

Cheeto Bros High Five!

Cheesus Christ

Air Cheeto

Donald Trump Potato Chip

Elvis Chip

Koala Chip

Middle Finger Chip


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Tue, 06 Sep 2016 08:46:28 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/snack-chips-that-look-like-other-things/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[These 19 Comics From NHOJ Are WAY Too Accurate]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/nhoj-work-life-comics/chwang?source=rss

John "NHOJ" Cullen has been drawing daily comics since early 2014. Compiled here is a collection of some of his artwork about life as a Millennial. From the trials of social life to the anxieties of the future, Cullen masterfully brings truths to light in witty ways. Cullen is a mostly self-taught artist and works with pens and pencils. He encourages all aspiring artists to always keep drawing and occasionally offers drawing tutorials. 

You can follow more of Cullen's artwork on his Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and website. You can also support him on Patreon or buy some of his work from his webstore. Check out his work below!


These 19 Comics From NHOJ Are WAY Too Accurate,

Jog

The truths of jogging, in a lovely drawing by NHOJ


Hold

NHOJ masterfully shows the pains of being put on hold. 


Priorities

NHOJ's beautiful comic shows that priorities aren't always in the right order. 


The Cycle

NHOJ skillfully depicts the eternal cycle of things to do. 


Cube

The pangs of fitting in, honestly portrayed by NHOJ


Worry

NHOJ shows the weight of worry in his great comic work. 


Boss

A witty thought, articulated by the amazing NHOJ


Impatience

The wait for Friday, drawn by the awesome NHOJ


Awkward

The difficulty of joining a conversation, expertly shown by NHOJ


Anxiety

NHOJ artfully captures the truth of what some people want to do when faced with the unknown. 



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Fri, 23 Jun 2017 03:06:01 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/nhoj-work-life-comics/chwang
<![CDATA[16 Insanely Funny (And Relatable) Webcomics By Owlturd]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-owlturd-comics/liam-ross?source=rss

Shenanigansen, AKA Shen, makes some of the most well-crafted, funniest comics on the Internet over at owlturd.com, under the name Owlturd Comix. If you've ever felt shy, awkward, or overwhelmed by life, chances are Shen has drawn a comic that will speak to you in a profound, hilarious way. 

You can also find Shen's work on Naver Webtoon, and he's been featured on a number of great sites like CollegeHumor and the Daily Dot. He truly makes some of the best webcomics out there, so after you enjoy this collection of some of the funniest Owlturd comics, you should check out the rest of his work. You'll be glad you did.


16 Insanely Funny (And Relatable) Webcomics By Owlturd,

Am I... Am I Doing It Right?

Real Talk, Don't Tell My Boss

We Should All Be This Compassionate

I'm Great At Parties

That New Destiny Game, Tho

#Loki4Life

It's Honestly Not Close

Me, Every Morning

Politics In A Nutshell

This Is How You Fit In, Right?


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Fri, 23 Jun 2017 02:57:54 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-owlturd-comics/liam-ross
<![CDATA[People Who Did Not Have A Good Online Shopping Experience]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/online-shopping-fails/nathandavidson?source=rss

Few times in life feel more disappointing than when you regret shopping online. Despite the best efforts of online retailers, shopping on the Internet still comes with enough pitfalls that make the mall seem worth the drive and scent of Abercrombie. After avoiding the crowds, applying your discount codes, and waiting the three-to-five business days, you discover your Romphim arrived five sizes too small, and vow to never shop online again. Honestly, no one would blame you, especially the people in this list who experienced some of the worst online shopping fails ever unleashed by consumer culture. 

Like over-the-top Amazon reviews, online shopping disasters highlight the changing ways people shop, and bring a whole new meaning to the concept of buyer's remorse. Now, instead of returning to the local shoe store, you're forced to go somewhere even more time-consuming and crowded: the post office. How exactly this is supposed to improve shopping is lost on most people, especially if they're losing their patience over the handheld dresser they unknowingly bought. If online shopping is the future, no wonder it looks bleak.


People Who Did Not Have A Good Online Shopping Experience,

For Daddy Long Legs Only

Flower Cower

Green With Envy

Close Enough

Surprise!

Not Butts About It

Bad Pattern!

Size Matters

Total Dick Move

One Shade Of Grey


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Thu, 15 Dec 2016 08:46:49 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/online-shopping-fails/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Incredibly Awkward Dad Family Photos]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/awkward-dad-family-photos/nathandavidson?source=rss

Mother always knows best, so you'd think she'd know to stop these awkward dad family photos from ever taking place. Obviously the kids offered no say in this, because what child willingly asks their dad to tattoo their visage on their parent's backside? While dads are known for their jokes, most funny dad pictures like the ones included here demonstrate instances where people are laughing at rather than with them. When it comes to taking photos, some men have a sense of humor but lack a sense of awareness that prevents it from being a joke, at least one that they're in on.

Featuring terrible mustaches and enough guns to arm a small militia, awkward family photos like the ones below could just as easily be adverts for a cult or posters for a low-budget Lifetime drama. They say to kill your heroes, and the funny dad photos here eviscerate any pride these families might have had about taking a picture with dad. Dad might be buff, but he looks like a buffoon posing half-naked next to you and your full-clothed mother.


Incredibly Awkward Dad Family Photos,

Jailhouse Rock

Body By Dad

Doggystyle

Back In Business

Gone Fishing

When Your Heart's In The Wrong Place

So Much Derp

Too Many Drugs And Not Enough Hugs

Dad, Put It Away

Playing With The Family Pet


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Wed, 07 Dec 2016 05:21:32 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/awkward-dad-family-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Times When Photoshop Trolls Won The Internet]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-photoshop-trolls/nathandavidson?source=rss

Internet trolls occupy a unique niche often placing them on the fine line between vigilante and pyromaniac; their only concern is to elicit reactions either positive or negative. Given the visual nature of humans, photoshop trolls often evoke the most impressive and over-the-top reactions. Many people turn to the world-wide web when it comes to help with photoshop, a grievous error considering how 'helpful' 4Chan actually is. Instead of following requests for a girlfriend or great tits, funny photoshop trolls give the rest of the Internet what it wants: parent-level trolling, the kind of trolling mom and dad would definitely partake in back in the day had computers been more available.

The photoshop fails below may not be what the owners asked for, but it's definitely what they deserve for asking message boards for photo edits. If you can't figure out how to fool your friends on your own, you should leave lying, like photoshop, to the experts.


25 Times When Photoshop Trolls Won The Internet,

Tank You Very Much

Bushy Eyebrows

Meet The Parents

Break A Leg!

True Love Is a Crime

Breast Photoshop Ever

The French Connection

Taking Her Out

Punching Up A Photo

Insane Photoshop Skills


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Tue, 15 Nov 2016 08:12:21 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-photoshop-trolls/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Embarrassing Moments Caught On Google Street View]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/embarrassing-moments-on-google-street-view/michelle-nati?source=rss

The Internet has its good and bad qualities, but overall, it’s brought the people of the world closer together. It allows anyone to find information with a mere keystroke, and lets web surfers see far-flung destinations. Of course, it also allows anyone to witness embarrassing moments caught on Google Street View and charted on Google Maps. What a time to be alive!

If you’ve seen cars with weird, round cameras strapped to them, then you've witnessed Google’s team of drivers mapping the globe. While that information is useful to anyone traveling or just seeking directions locally, sometimes Google’s cameras inadvertently capture moments not meant for public consumption. Some of these funny Google Street View pictures are laugh-out-loud hilarious, while others are more scandalous in nature.

Before you plan that next public confrontation or hot hookup, take a glance around for those cameras. You don't want your creepy secrets or mortifying moments captured by Google.


Embarrassing Moments Caught On Google Street View,

The Weekend At Bernie's Remake

He Must Have Dropped A Contact Lens

Snoopy And The Red Baron At The Controls!

A Prison Escape Caught On Camera

That Private Spot Isn't So Private Anymore

Street View Reaches Peak Hipster

Fall And The World Laughs With You

Sex On Wheels

Bad Dog!

Your Boss Will Never Know


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Mon, 22 May 2017 07:35:01 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/embarrassing-moments-on-google-street-view/michelle-nati
<![CDATA[The Most Unnecessary Signs Ever Made]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-unnecessary-signs/nathandavidson?source=rss

Given that the Darwin Awards still occur annually, unnecessary signs like the ones below may actually be in effect to save people from themselves. But regardless of one's intellectual capacity, does anyone need to be reminded streets are wet when it rains? Based on the dumb signs that litter the world and Internet forums, it would appear that, yes, even the most unnecessary warnings warrant some usage. That being said, the other 99% of the rational-thinking populace gets the chance to laugh at these funny warning signs. The funny signs below exist for some inexplicable reason, and half the fun involves wondering why they exist at all; if you're especially imaginative, you and your friends can theorize what unfortunate situation occurred where someone didn't realize that fire is hot


The Most Unnecessary Signs Ever Made,

On The Fence On This One

Spot-On Sign

Don't Tell Me Twice

Live And Breathe

The End Game

Playing With Fire

Dead In The Water

Read It And Weep

The More You Know...

Blame It On The Rain


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Wed, 28 Sep 2016 07:22:43 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-unnecessary-signs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[28 Photos That Will Completely Change Your Perspective]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-that-can-never-be-unseen-v1/nathandavidson?source=rss

Brace yourself, for there is no turning back once you feast your eyes upon this collection of pictures you can't unsee. While these previously unseen images managed to keep themselves under wraps for a time, once you see it, it can't be unseen. Easily the most eye-opening experience the Internet will offer you (today), hopefully these optical illusions will help you on your quest for national treasure or whatever Freemason/Illuminati business you concern yourself with.  

Certain things in the world you just can't unsee, and you're much better off being in the know. Once you see it, you'll realize the dirty minds of the world get way dirtier than you ever thought possible. Welcome to the real world. When you see it, you cannot unsee and that's where your true vision in life begins. Some might delude themselves into thinking these are unintentional fails or an optical illusion gone horribly wrong, but there's only one thing to say to those people: shun the nonbelievers! 


28 Photos That Will Completely Change Your Perspective,

DC And Marvel Aren't That Different

Word Up

Can Never Be Un-Sheen

Star Wars: A New Pope

Let The Games Begin!

Sup Bra

The Madonna Hatter

The Lyin' King

A Tad Askew

One Product Placement To Rule Them All


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Wed, 14 Dec 2016 03:37:43 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-that-can-never-be-unseen-v1/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[OK Cupid Profiles From Hell]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/cringeworthy-ok-cupid-profiles/nathandavidson?source=rss

Online dating comes with all sorts of pitfalls and weird OK Cupid profiles deserve to be avoided like the plague. As opposed to weird Tinder profiles that warrant a swipe right, online dating fails like the ones seen below require a great deal of scrutiny before you ever think to engage them. Some of these funny OK Cupid profiles detail body proportions you never thought, nor wanted to know, were possible, while others users appear to forget they're on a dating app and not Post Secret. An online dating tip: revealing you don't like black people is not an opinion, it's racism. But alas, the contents of these OK cupid profiles shows people who could not only care less about political correctness but the idea of love itself. You should always live your truth, but don't act surprised if your truth is something better left to the depths of 4Chan.

 


OK Cupid Profiles From Hell,

Milking Online Dating for All It's Worth

The Reich Stuff

Just The Nip

Puff, Puff, Give

Thumbs Down

A Site To Behold

Fish Out Of Water

Poetry In Motion

First Things First

Going Green


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Wed, 07 Dec 2016 05:14:18 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/cringeworthy-ok-cupid-profiles/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Most Insane Things Ever Confiscated By The TSA]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/craziest-things-confiscated-by-tsa/michelle-nati?source=rss

Since September 11, the FAA and TSA have gone to great lengths to keep airline passengers safe with strict guidelines for what not to bring on a plane. But even with those rules in place, there are still some crazy things confiscated by TSA agents. People do follow the rules for the most part, and airports are arguably safer now than they have ever been. However, some brazen flyers still attempt to bring weapons, drugs, and other potentially dangerous oddities with them through security.

The craziest things confiscated by airport security almost boggle belief. Sure, they've found hidden weapons - but would you ever expect someone to attempt to smuggle dead seahorses onto a plane? And that's not even the weirdest thing found by TSA agents. The honors might just go to a giant wooden mallet, or perhaps the stun gun disguised as a cell phone.

While there have been some cringeworthy TSA stories over the years, the organization has confiscated many troubling and bizarre objects, documented on their Webby Award-winning Instagram account. You may feel a little confused as to why anyone would travel with these particular items, but you'll probably also feel relief knowing that they landed in the right hands.


The Most Insane Things Ever Confiscated By The TSA,

Live Snakes And Tortoises

In 2011, a man was apprehended at Miami International Airport with some unusual baggage. The Brazil-pound passenger attempted to go through security with seven exotic snakes and three tortoises - all hidden in women's hosiery under his pants. An advanced screening machine alerted security, and the man was arrested.


A Belt Knife

It’s just a belt - or is it? This innocuous-looking accessory harbors a hidden compartment with a knife inside. Concealed weapons are not allowed in carry-ons; however, the belt could have been put in checked luggage. The TSA discovered it at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport.


A Bag Of Eels

In 2012, a sack of eels was found in a checked bag and confiscated by the TSA at the Miami International Airport. Over 160 marine tropical fish and 22 invertebrates were also part of the haul that was later surrendered by the passenger to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.


Marijuana In Candy Wrappers

Weed smuggled onto planes is pretty commonplace as far prohibited items go, but in this case, the mary jane was hidden in Mary Jane candy wrappers. It’s almost as if the smugglers thought hiding it in plain sight was the way to go - but, of course, it wasn’t. The contraband was confiscated at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey, and the case was turned over to law enforcement.


Live Exotic Birds

In 2011, an incredibly bold woman wrapped two birds in socks and taped them to her body. She was apparently attempting to take them to China. Luckily, the birds made it out alive; she was given a pat down by TSA agents at Los Angeles International Airport after her bulging clothing tipped them off. The woman was arrested by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service on suspicion of smuggling endangered animals out of the country.

"It was just one of those weird things that happens at our checkpoints," a TSA spokesperson said.


A Homemade Avalanche Charge

A homemade explosive created to trigger an avalanche was found in a carry-on at Anchorage’s Tom Stevens International Airport in 2014. The TSA confiscated the item and reported it to the FBI, who arrested the suspect, an oil worker and mountaineer. Airport police and fire chief Jesse Davis said that the device didn’t come with a triggering mechanism, and no one was in any immediate danger.


A Bullet-Adorned Gas Mask

Gas masks on flights? Sure, they're allowed. A futuristic gas mask adorned with bullets? That’s a solid no. Even though the bullets were replicas, the mask was removed by the TSA at Miami International Airport. It’s hard to discern fake bullets from the real thing, so the TSA prefers you don’t try to put them in your carry-on bag.


A Giant Wooden Mallet

Flying with a giant wooden mallet is not something most people would do, but it was attempted at Burlington International Airport in Vermont in 2014. The TSA confiscated the item, as sledgehammers and mallets can be used as bludgeons and are prohibited as carry-ons. However, they can be placed in checked baggage - if they fit.


A Live Chihuahua

This adorable dog wasn’t being smuggled; he was an accidental stowaway. He crawled into his owner’s luggage while she was packing and was, thankfully, spotted by a surprised TSA agent at New York’s Laguardia Airport during a random baggage check. TSA officials worked with the airline to identify the owner and reunite the duo.


A Knife Hidden Inside An Enchilada

Did you forget something? A passenger flying out of Sonoma Country Airport kept her knife with her enchilada while attempting to board a flight, and the TSA confiscated it. However, the passenger was cleared for takeoff when it was discovered she made an honest mistake and just wanted to eat her meal on the plane. There's no word on if the enchilada made the trip.



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Tue, 16 May 2017 02:03:31 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/craziest-things-confiscated-by-tsa/michelle-nati
<![CDATA[The Funniest Things Pokémon NPCs Have Ever Said]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-things-pokemon-npcs-said/hannah-collins?source=rss

All Pokémon games present a magical world where monsters and humans live in harmony with one another. Sure, a terrorist organization may steal your closest companion, a ghost-type creature may lure in and kill your children, and a mythical creature may threaten to destroy civilization as you know it from time to time, but other than that, life is as sweet as a Rare Candy.

In this weird and wonderful Pokémon world, NPCs (non-player characters) are everywhere. There aren't any super annoying NPCs, but rather, there's the occasional strange NPC that says something unexpectedly hilarious. Is the humor intentional or just lost in translation? Honestly, it’s hard to tell. What's for certain is that funny Pokémon NPC quotes are one of the gifts that keep on giving in this beloved video game franchise. Vote up the craziest lines that non-playable people have said in Pokémon. 


The Funniest Things Pokémon NPCs Have Ever Said,

Nimbasa City's Gym Leader Who Quotes From "Airplane!" In The Memory Link

The Quote: Elesa: “If I were to make bad puns when I’m supposed to be telling a joke, doesn’t it give people even more of an opportunity to tease me and start a funny back-and-forth?”

Skyla: “Really? I guess I’ll just rethink my fashion first.”

Elsa: “You bet! And don’t call me Shirley!"

The Character: Nimbasa City Gym Leader Elesa

The Game: Black/White 2

This line is an unmistakable reference to cult 1980s satirical film, Airplane! It happens during a flashback sequence in the ‘Memory Link’ feature entitled, "Taking It To The Next Level," in a conversation Elesa has with Mistralton City Gym Leader, Skyla. The conversation that prompts this funny reference revolves around telling bad jokes. Honestly, the funniest thing about this is that without the “surely” lead-in from the exchange in the film, the reference falls completely flat. 


The Science/Technology Fan Who Lives In Every Home Town

The Quote: “Technology is incredible!/The power of science is staggering!”

The Character: The science/technology enthusiast who is always outside of your home

The Game: All of them

Known only as the “technology/science guy” (or sometimes less affectionately as “the homeless fat guy”), this NPC is the stuff of legends in the Pokemon games. Over six generations, he’s paced leisurely in front of your home in your starter town, professing his passion for either technology or science (he likes to mix things up). Whilst his irrepressible optimism is loveable, it’s really the repetition of this particular NPC and his famous line that makes it funny. He’s just a portly dude raving about technology/science at the bottom of your front yard. What’s not to love?


The Girl Who Might Be A Vampire In Lavender Town's Pokemon Tower

The Quote: “Give...me...blood…”

The Character: A female Channeler trainer in Pokemon Tower

The Game: Red/Blue/Yellow

Lavender Town is a place where folks live in the constant shadow of a Tower that reminds them everyday that all things must come to an end. Even their dearest Pokémon allies. Yikes. If that wasn’t eerie enough, there's a Channeler trainer in the Tower who approaches you and inexplicably asks for blood. Is every day Halloween in Lavender Town? Is she just a really committed cosplayer returning from Comic Con? Or is she an actual vampire? You may never know, but it’s a funny line all the same. 


The One Meme To Rule Them All Man Who Lives In Pacifidlog Town

The Quote: “One does not simply walk into a Mirage Spot.”

The Character: An old man in a hut in Pacifidlog Town

The GameOmega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire

Players of Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald will no doubt remember the fabled ‘Mirage Island’ that was said to very rarely appear just beyond Pacifidlog Town. The ‘Mirage’ mantle was carried on in the remakes of Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire. It was renamed ‘Mirage Spots,’ as was the old man and his mirage-watching habit. In the remakes, he lives in the Southeastern hut in Pacifidlog Town and echoes the difficulty of reaching a mirage-based location from the original games with this funny reference to the popular Sean Bean/Boromir meme


The Jr Trainer Who Can't Help Correcting Himself In Brock's Gym

The Quote: “Lightyears isn’t time... It measures distance.”

The Character: Jr Trainer in Pewter City Gym 

The Game: Fire Red/Leaf Green

This hilarious line comes from the first trainer you battle at Brock's Gym. He actually opens with, “You’re still light years away from facing Brock!” It's only after you beat him that he clarifies that he meant distance. Even funnier, perhaps, is the line you get if you talk to him again after the battle: “You’re pretty hot, but not as hot as Brock.” Of course, you know he doesn’t mean that kind of hot, but you can’t help childishly smirking at the double meaning here. 


Psychic Robert Who Is A Big 'Dragon Ball Z' Fan In The Kalos Region

The Quote: “Wow. You and your Pokemon’s power levels are amazing! They’re over 9000 for sure!”

The Character: Psychic Robert on Route 10

The GamePokemon X/Y

This line is said by Psychic Robert after you defeat him in reference to the famous “over 9000” meme from the Dragon Ball Z dub. Kind of odd to put this in the mouth of a psychic, when you consider the reference’s origin is a martial arts-themed anime.


The Old Perverted Man Who Is Peeking Into Celedon City Gym

The Quote: “Heheh! This gym is great! It’s full of women!”

The Character: An old man peeking into an all-female gym

The Games: Red/Blue/Yellow

From Dragon Ball’s Master Roshi to Bleach’s Chizuru, the “perverted man” stereotype is strangely prevalent in anime, and most likely the reference point for the dialogue of this old man NPC. While the line itself is pretty chuckle-inducing, the funniest part is that, despite these games being played by kids and teens, someone at Game Freak thought this little slice of adult humor was perfectly acceptable.


Swimmer Kylie Keeps Her Pokeballs In A Place You Don't Want To Know About

The Quote: “If I’m wearing a bikini...where do I put my Pokeballs? Teehee...woman’s secret!”

The Character: Swimmer Kylie

The Game: X/Y

This is a question that’s had Pokefans curious for years. In X/Y, Swimmer Kylie invites you to wildly speculate about the whereabouts of her Pokeballs on her body, in what can only be described as yet another attempt by the writers to really push the ‘child-friendly’ appeal of the games as far as it can go. As fans know from the anime, Pokeballs have the ability to become more travel-sized. There’s no reason why Kylie couldn’t secure her Pokeballs to a belt like many other trainers do, but the fact that she specifically adds, “It’s a woman’s secret,” instantly pulls fans away from the obvious answer and down into the gutter instead. 


Youngster Joey Who Apparently Owns The Greatest Rattata There Ever Was In The Johto Region

The Quote: “My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas.”

The Character: Youngster Joey

The Game: Gold/Silver and Heart Gold/Soul Silver

Youngster Joey made his grand debut in Gold/Silver, but it wasn’t until he was reintroduced to fans through the 2010 remakes that he cemented his iconic status as one of the most popular NPCs of the series. Thanks to the Pokegear, Joey becomes a bit of a nuisance caller. While most trainers use it to request another battle, Joey will call you for the sole purpose of reminding you just how great he thinks his low-levelled Rattata is. Sure, it’s annoying, but there’s something about Joey’s unwavering pride in a Pokemon that most would disregard as weak that’s not only hilarious, but kind of endearing, too. 


Hiker Andy Who Gets Way Too Personal On The Nimbasa City Ferris Wheel

The Quote: “By the way...boy...you ever had a lover?”

The Character: Hiker Andy

The Game: Black/White

This one really has to be seen to be believed that it was ever intentionally programmed into a children’s game. After you defeat N by the ferris wheel in Nimbasa City, you can go on a, um, date(?) with an NPC on the aforementioned ferris wheel. The identity of that NPC varies depending on your gender and the time of year it is. This particular funny quote comes from Hiker Andy, who will be your "date" if you’re male and the season is summer. As well as inappropriately asking a child about their love life, he constantly refers to you as “boy” and seems disturbingly fixated on how “sweaty” you are in the humid weather. Guess it’s not just wild Pokemon you’ve got to watch out for in Unova…



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Mon, 15 May 2017 03:48:20 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-things-pokemon-npcs-said/hannah-collins
<![CDATA[25 Of The Funniest First Person Shooter Memes On The Internet]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-first-person-shooter-memes/brandon-michaels?source=rss

It's no surprise that first-person shooter memes are all over the Internet. FPS games have been around since the '70s, starting with Jet Rocket, a coin-operated arcade game from Sega. And with the widespread popularity of the best FPS video games since the turn of the century, like Bioshock, CS:GO, and Overwatch, comes some of the most hiliarious first-person shooter memes. 

The memes here can only be understood by gamers. Like Call of Duty memes, they require knowledge of certain video game weapon mechanics, along with experience of playing fast-paced action shooters. Here are some of the funniest memes that only true FPS fans will understand. 


25 Of The Funniest First Person Shooter Memes On The Internet,

Nice Shot!

Getting Kills Or Getting Killed

Robbed

Boom! Boom!

Eyes On You

Pretty Sneaky...

Throwing A Fit With No Plans To Quit

Dibs!

Running With A Knife

Reasons For Death


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Mon, 01 May 2017 10:57:10 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-first-person-shooter-memes/brandon-michaels
<![CDATA[Sex-Ed Teachers Share The Most Embarrassing Questions Their Students Have Asked]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-sex-ed-questions/matt-manser?source=rss

When in middle school or high school, one of the most awkward experiences involves going through sexual education. But on the bright side, such awkwardness led to some of the best sex-ed questions that highlight the tall task of teaching aspects of sexual maturity to the least mature people on the planet. Students' test answers speak to that immaturity, but sometimes the teacher might be to blame for sex-ed confusion; if their strange sex-ed video or diagram is presented in a ridiculous or confusing way, a teacher should expect their students to come at them with equally bizarre questions. Sex ed, like sex itself, requires a give-and-take and cooperation on both sides, only in sex ed the climax is watching live birth while in sex climax is... just that.

These tales from sexual education take you back to a time when you didn't know a vulva from a uvula or thought “semen” only referred to men in the Navy. If you thought you had questions about sex as a teen, you probably weren't as confused as the following people who posed the funniest questions asked in sex-ed class. Here's hoping they got some answers before they got in on the action.


Sex-Ed Teachers Share The Most Embarrassing Questions Their Students Have Asked,

Explosive Sex

ATribeCalledGreg wrote, "If you're having anal sex with a girl and she farts, will your testicles explode?"

In response, office_procrastinate commented with "I feel like the penis would just absorb the air therefore making you penis even bigger."

These are questions you have when you think with your penis.


Making Babies

VedavyasM said they heard someone ask, "So let's say you uh go to the bathroom and hold a girl's hand can they get pregnant then?" then added that it was a "100 percent serious question." They didn't mention the teacher's answer, but hopefully it was something like, "Yes, she can get pregnant, but not if you're wearing a glove."


Hot Tub Trouble

Given the amorphous nature of liquids, the sexual fluids humans secrete can sometimes be difficult to pin down and understand. One girl apparently had such difficulties according to Liffey2009

"'If I am in a hot tub with a guy and he ejaculates, can I get pregnant?'

Teacher: 'No'

'Okay, what if I'm in a hot tub with 50 guys and they all ejaculate at the exact same time, then can I get pregnant?'

'Teacher: What.'"


Anal-yze This

Back2Bach said someone asked, "Why is anal sex a turn-on for lots of guys but not so much for girls?" To give a legit answer, Lukavian said, "I'm guessing that guys are drawn to it a) for the edgy/naughty factor and b) because it's generally tighter than the vagina. Girls are not typically as interested for the second reason."

But foxymcfox took issue with point b, saying "It's not really tighter though. Sure, the opening is, but that's like saying a room is tiny because the door is built for hobbits." Touché, my friend.


Getting Sprinkled

I_Game_PC said they heard the question, "If a girl has her nipples pierced, does the milk come out like a sprinkler?"

Since people wanted to know, ToesocksandFlipflops said, "Sorry for raining on the parade but it doesn't shoot out. Milk comes out all over the nipple, so it's not like rubber nipples with one hole in them. Source: I'm a mom who hard her nipples pierced and breastfed."

Fun fact is that many women can shoot their breast milk, but it has nothing to do with nipple piercings.


Wash, Rinse, Don't Repeat

Amsteah52 said that someone asked, "Why does it hurt when you get shampoo in your dickhole?" to which Amsteah himself noted, "The kid had a solid question."

The answer? Shaggorama said it's "probably same reason it hurts in your eyes. Shampoo irritates mucous membranes."

In case you wondered, the urethra is a mucus membrane. Learn something new every day!


A Hairy Situation

Undoubtedly, certain aspects of self-care will overlap with sexual health, as sexual health falls under the self-care spectrum. However, that doesn't mean everything overlaps. For example, armofpenguins said they heard this exchange:

"Girl: 'If you put cum in your hair does it make it shinier?'

Teacher: 'What boy told you that?'"

Hullian111 responded with, "Ech. I hate the feeling of it on my pubes, like hell would I have that in my hair."


Say Cheese

AsianHooker666 said, "A friend of mine asked if he could eat cheese while having sex. The teacher just looked at him, paused for a bit, contemplated what she had done wrong her whole life to have reached that precise moment, and told him yes."

But in all honesty the teacher should have pressed this kid on the type of cheese involved. No one wants missionary with a side of Roquefort breath.


Accidental Sperm Donor

Majin-Goku wrote: "Best question from my seventh grade sex Ed class: 'If I go in the bathroom and jerk off, then touch the doorknob to get out of the bathroom...then my mom touches the doorknob while going into the bathroom and fingers herself - can I get her pregnant?' The fear in his eyes was palpable."

Well, kid, the answer is no, although she'll be pissed you made a mess of the bathroom she probably just cleaned.


Learning To Multiply

Icyfrenzy wrote, "When the teacher was talking about infertility, someone asked if two infertile people can make a baby because 'negative x negative = positive.'"

To solve this logic puzzle, Chronoblivion responded with "No, you're multiplying by zero. If one is fertile the result is still zero. Negative means somebody dies when you have sex."

Hopefully this clears things up.



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Wed, 10 May 2017 01:33:35 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-sex-ed-questions/matt-manser
<![CDATA[Funny Photos Only Short People Can Truly Relate To]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-photos-for-short-people/nathandavidson?source=rss

Even the smallest of people deserved to have their voices heard, and that is precisely the nature of short people memes. For the tinier denizens of the world, pictures short people can relate to ensure their plights reach the eyes others. When on a lower plane than everyone else, you view the world in a completely unique way, like how people on a higher plane see photos in their own dank distinct way. Because of this shift in perception, photos only short people understand stand to teach everyone some useful lessons about great things coming in small packages. Just like short leaders.

But they also stand to teach everyone about the struggles short people must endure in a tall-ass world. Kitchen cabinets completely ignore anyone under 5'5", and good luck finding a reachable grip on the subway. Now justice can be served to those who, in physical terms, are much more grounded than most other people.


Funny Photos Only Short People Can Truly Relate To,

Hope Floats Eternal

Too Hot To Handle

The Short End Does Have It's Benefits

A Time To Reflect

Size Matters

Hey, Neighbor!

Make It Work

Get A Grip

Pants Problems

Damn Washing Machines!


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Mon, 21 Nov 2016 07:24:43 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-photos-for-short-people/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Yelp Reviews Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-yelp-reviews/nathandavidson?source=rss

Obviously you use Yelp for its helpful hints and user-based assessments, but you may overlook the funny Yelp reviews that are far more entertaining than any restaurant can be on a first date. Because Yelp relies on the opinions of users, it makes sense people in the vein of both Internet trolls and Yahoo answerers are also allowed to use their voices on the platform. This results in weird Yelp reviews that get less helpful and more hilarious, similar to funny Amazon reviews that outshine the product itself. Thanks to the candor and prose of these Yelp reviews, you have something to do while you wait for that 1 AM Chinese to arrive and ravage your colon.

The viral Yelp reviews on display below highlight some of the Internet's best qualities, that is, turning the mundane into something epic. By doing so, users imbue the website with more compelling content the way weird Tripadvisor reviews take you on an entirely different journey than the one you expected. Let weird Yelp reviews be your guide through the world of taco spirituality and which jail you should choose should you commit a felony.


The Funniest Yelp Reviews Ever,

Let's Taco Bout It

Give Pizza Chance

Yelp Anal-ysis

Feeling Blue

Flash In The Pan

As Far As Buffets Go...

He Ain't Lion

Sixth Scents

Hot Review

The Truck Stops Here


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Wed, 07 Dec 2016 05:18:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-yelp-reviews/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[16 Hilariously Bad Celebrity Courtroom Sketches That Somehow Got Made]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-celebrity-courtroom-sketches/nathandavidson?source=rss

If you ever needed another reason to not find yourself on the wrong side of the law, these funny courtroom sketches will remind you there are many things you really don't want on your permanent record. Based on the funny police sketches created over the years, one surmises that law enforcement encounters many problems with their bad courtroom sketches. Court sketches should cleanly and accurately portray the goings-on of a courtroom, yet some drawings raise many more questions than answers. Would Naomi Campbell approve of this depiction of her? Why are some peoples' necks over a foot long? And why is Barry Bonds missing one?

At best, these courtroom sketch fails induce laughter; at worst, they exude the unnerving qualities of creepy kid drawings. But while most of these celebrities look like bootleg versions of themselves, most of them also kind of deserve it; after all, they're in court to be taken to justice. 


16 Hilariously Bad Celebrity Courtroom Sketches That Somehow Got Made,

Rocker Gary Glitter Minus The Glamour

Glitter was accused of indecently assaulting a child; at that time he was acquitted


Uma Thurman's Gigantic Courtroom Neck And Forehead

Thurman was testifying against her stalker in 2008.


Amy Winehouse's Courtroom Dance

Winehouse went to trial over assaulting a reporter in 2009


Derpy Diddy

Diddy was on trial over his connections to a shooting at a Manhattan nightclub in 1999


Martian Martha Stewart

Stewart was on trial for insider trading in 2004


Guy Fieri In The Hot Seat During A Not-So-Hot-Take

Fieri appeared in court as a witness after someone stole his Lamborghini


Tom Brady Doing His Best Two-Face

Brady went to trial over the Deflate-gate scandal in 2015


Bill Cosby Becomes Black Lex Luthor

Cosby at a sexual assault hearing in 2015


Paris Hilton Sporting Helmet Hair

Hilton was on trial for drug possession


Diddy Looks Like He Just Took A Soccer Ball To The Face

Diddy was on trial over his connections to a shooting at a Manhattan nightclub in 1999



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Thu, 15 Dec 2016 08:58:03 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-celebrity-courtroom-sketches/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Hilariously Devastating Insults Only Gamers Understand]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-gaming-insults/brandon-michaels?source=rss

Gamers are an interesting group of people because they share a language that evolves with the meta. Like gamer jokes, insults in the gaming community require insider knowledge to know just how bad the burn is. And got forbid if you don't get it - that just makes it so much worse. Most online gamers that spew insults do so in fits of rage when something doesn't go their way. They suddenly devolve into a racist 12 year-old-boy who fires off round after round of insults while making comments about your mother. 

If you become the victim of severe gaming burns, be sure to apply ice magic to the affected area and use a sleep spell to get some rest. If irritation or butt-hurt lasts for more than either hours, it's recommended that you see a specialist and git gud, scrub. Compiled below are some of the best insults that only gamers will understand. Vote up the ones that rub the most salt into the wound! 


25 Hilariously Devastating Insults Only Gamers Understand,

Catch That Nicki Minaj!

Minecraft Players Think They Got Swag

Mac Gamers Be Like

Clearly An Insult

Why Don't YOU, Nintendo?

People Who Think They're Gamers

Hanzo Main

Protecting Your Virginity

Our Yasuo

Salty Much?


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Mon, 22 May 2017 08:19:47 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-gaming-insults/brandon-michaels
<![CDATA[28 Celebrities Who Have Porn Star Lookalikes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-who-have-porn-star-lookalikes/nathandavidson?source=rss

Ever watched a show or film and thought the actress reminded you of someone you thought you left in your deleted history? Celebrities who look like pornstars do exist, and you probably just stumbled across one. Though celebrities with pornstar doppelgangers occupy a different side of the screen, they still fall under the same cinematic-gaze as their adult film counterparts. Many adult actresses strive to break into the mainstream market; since Hollywood has a “look,” it stands to reason many actresses of all backgrounds might be celebrity lookalikes.

After making these visual connections, you could theoretically even cast your favorite films using celebrities who look like adult film stars. The list below includes some celebrity porn star lookalikes who just might make it your next fantasy casting. Not the dirty kind, though, you nasty.


28 Celebrities Who Have Porn Star Lookalikes,











Alicia Keys and Anetta Keys










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Tue, 01 Nov 2016 08:51:02 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-who-have-porn-star-lookalikes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[28 People Who Have Hair That Accidentally Looks Like Food]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/hairstyles-that-look-like-food/nathandavidson?source=rss

Everyone rocks their own sense of style, and some people's style includes hairstyles that look like food. Since taste varies from person-to-person, hair that looks like food takes on a whole buffet of options. Like many crazy hairstyles, these 'dos probably thought they looked like the toast of the town, but in actuality, they just look like a French toast. Ramen locks and onion buns all serve some seriously strange looks in this hilarious gallery of hair that looks like food. Just be careful you don't find yourself at the other end of the law, because these hairstyles don't get so fresh in a mugshot.


28 People Who Have Hair That Accidentally Looks Like Food,

Croquembouche Dessert By Gaga

Flaming Hot Cheetos Hair

Chester Approved

A Hairstyle To Make You Cry

Hair Fit For A Carnival

Times New Ramen

Acorny Hairstyle

Nice To Meat You

Why Don't You Come And Sashimi Sometime?

A Corny Look For Sure


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Tue, 29 Nov 2016 06:26:16 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/hairstyles-that-look-like-food/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[23 Insanely Funny Photos Every Mexican Food Lover Can Relate To]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/mexican-food-puns/ashley-reign?source=rss

If you love to taco 'bout Mexican food puns then come on in, grab a tortilla, and let the pun begin to roll. Here you'll find a collection of hilariously bad Mexican food memes and puns sure to liven up any late-night trip to Taco Bell better than Baja Blast. So if you enjoy delightfully eye-roll worthy Mexican food wordplay or just maintaining a storehouse of bad jokes like a GIF folder on your iPhone, then this list will satisfy you as just as much as any Taco Tuesday. 

As finely crafted as the cuisine itself, the art of the Mexican food pun covers a vast number of topics, topics that not just any Juan can master. These clever restaurant names and food jokes require both tact and good taste, things you may need to cultivate yourself. But after a glance through these food puns, you'll have these funny Mexican food puns wrapped up tighter than a burrito. 


23 Insanely Funny Photos Every Mexican Food Lover Can Relate To,

Food Fights

Exercising You Love Of Tacos

Close Enough Tho, Right?

How Sweet Of Him

You're Doin' It Wrong

Nacho's Habit of Internalizing Strikes Again

It's Happy Hour Somewhere

What Are The Chances?

Fish Taco Totally Clams Up In Group Settings

Best Mexican Restaurant Name Ever


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Tue, 20 Sep 2016 06:48:04 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/mexican-food-puns/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[28 Hilarious Birthday Party Photos Gone Horribly Wrong]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/wtf-birthday-party-photos/nathandavidson?source=rss

While everyone experiences good and bad birthday parties, every so often one finds themselves at a weird birthday party. Obviously everyone wants to see people do as they please on their special day, but arriving at a WTF birthday party honestly will only have you celebrating once it's over. Due to circumstances out of a person's control, birthday party fails on a person's day of birth just happen like rain on a wedding day or your inauguration. Sometimes the funny birthday cake falls flat, either humorously or literally onto the floor, or the birthday party needs to be rescheduled as a funeral service. Sh*t happens, and so does the occasional weird birthday party. 

Luckily, the unlucky party-goers at these birthday function failures captured some weird party photos for the rest of the Internet to collectively gawk at. These are the wtf party photos that would make you cry too, you know, if it happened to you.


28 Hilarious Birthday Party Photos Gone Horribly Wrong,

My Precious

Slight Change Of Plans

Poor Richard's Alias

Make Your Wish Then Make For The Sink!

Tamara's Birthday From Hell

Spank You Very Much

Choose Your Birthday Cake Wisely

Have A Sucky Birthday!

Hats Off To You

Forever Alone Birthday


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Tue, 17 Jan 2017 08:22:54 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/wtf-birthday-party-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Breakfasts Made By Kids For Their Parents That Went Horribly Wrong]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-breakfast-in-bed-fails/jacob-shelton?source=rss

In theory, eating breakfast in bed sounds amazing, so long as you possess a sense of balance. But so many variables involved can turn your scrumptious morning into a series of breakfast in bed fails. The surefire ingredient to ensure a breakfast in bed gone wrong is having your children prepare you breakfast. While it sounds adorable to picture the kids up at dawn mixing waffle batter and brewing coffee, that scenario rarely works outside of a Disney show.

Much like children who tried to draw adults, kids who attempted to feed their parents relied on their own, immature view of the world to provide simple answers to complicated things. If children's statements to newspapers reveal anything, it's that kid logic operates in its own reality. Maple syrup and green peppers? To a child, it's not disgusting, it's DiGigiorno.  


Breakfasts Made By Kids For Their Parents That Went Horribly Wrong,

It's A Deconstructed Omelet

Lisa, a woman probably still getting over her breakfast in bed nightmare, wrote to Sh*t My Kids Ruined to try and explain what happened when her kids attempted to make breakfast in bed: "The morning of a weekday my husband decided to let me sleep in. He usually wakes me up before he leaves for work. For some reason he felt the need to allow me to sleep and I obviously needed it. I didn't hear a thing going on in the kitchen and this is what I woke up to. 'Look mommy we made you breakfast!'  Oh Yummy I always loved Maple Syrup with green peppers. I am so surprised that I kept my cool. What a sticky, gooey mess."


You Will Eat It And You Will Love It

In a reversal of the "my nutso kid made me eat something gross" trope, one Redditor told everyone about the horrible thing they made their parents choke down in bed: "I learned how to 'make' pancakes at a young age, around five I think. My mom claims I made her what were half-cooked pancakes at best, and would not stop staring at her until she had eaten at least half of the pancake. She still laughs about it to this day." Laughs, or cries?

 


What Is Happening Here?

What's happening here? Isn't this how Michelin restaurants arrange food? The banana and the Cheerios make sense, but the half-mauled creme-filled thing, the Pringles, and the bourbon biscuits are bold choices for breakfast. Twitter user Anna-Marie captured the breakfast in a quick pic, captioning it: "my six-year-old sister made my mum breakfast I'm crying I love her." That's just because she's not bringing you breakfast. 


Hope You Like It Spicy

Hot sauce is delicious, but it takes experience and a few test runs to determine what to use it on. That being said, children usually do things just because they see adults doing them, like shaving, making phone calls, and cooking food. So let this tale be a warning you watch your sriracha habits around your friend's four-year-old.

Because of their kids' undeveloped spice palate, parents like this Redditor end up with "six months of dry toast with Frank's dumped in between." Six months of dry toast with hot sauce. So many crumbs in your bed, so many destroyed taste buds. 

 


Fish Sticks On Toast

Twitter user esjayyel posted about her mother's day breakfast in bed and said, "Special Mother's Day breakfast - fish fingers on toast - yum!" Something about that seem insincere. But maybe they were really good fish sticks? Do they make gourmet, organic, free-range fish sticks? Probably, but those aren't the fish sticks that kids are cramming onto toast and shoving in your face. Sorry. 


That's Not How You Make Eggs

When someone posted on Reddit asking about the grossest thing their kids had ever made them, one parent chimed in with a truly horrific breakfast in bed meal. They claimed their likely well-meaning child brought them "scrambled eggs with what had to be about half-a-crushed eggshell mixed in. I choked down two bites and just couldn't continue, so I concentrated on the burnt toast." You gotta get that protein somehow!

 


If You Fail Once, Fail Again

Even if you have no kids of your own, the moment this video starts every muscle in your body tenses up, especially considering carpets and wet things do not mix. It's as if when the father whispers, "Don't spill that," he subliminally wills his son carrying a bowl of fruit the size of his head to spill it all over the floor. While that's sad enough, the moment where they all get down to pick the fruit up off the carpet with their bare hands somehow feels even worse. Better luck next year. 

 

 


Yum, Shark

When UK comedian Joe Heenan's kids brought him breakfast in bed for Father's Day he found himself treated to a very out of the box morning meal. They made him toast with a plastic shark, some Legos, and a brew of presumably luke warm tea with a straw. Their mother They also got him a mug. What a nice bunch of kids. Also weird. 

 


Yum, Toast

People love toast. In fact, they love it so much that avocado toast is totally a thing the government even cares about now. But that's not what this mom got when her kid made her a simple breakfast in bed. In her opinion, there's nothing like "coffee and cold toast with huge chunks of unmelted butter and honey. But oh! It is so good."

And yet, it could definitely be much better.

 

 

 


Soup For Breakfast

Redditor ztaylor1279 posted on the r/Parenting forum about her four-year-old making her soup for breakfast while her husband watched, which makes the whole thing feel kind of cruel. She wrote: "My son surprised me with breakfast in bed this morning. His daddy supervised, but let the kiddo prepare the meal. It was soup, made with cold water, a whole carrot, a stick of celery, blueberries, and some tomato sauce. He was crazy excited ('Make sure you get sauce and blueberry, Mom'), so I braved a sip, and am still a bit haunted by the aftertaste."

 

 



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Tue, 09 May 2017 10:36:00 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-breakfast-in-bed-fails/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[Cringeworthy Photos Of Girls Being Extremely Basic]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-of-girls-being-basic/nathandavidson?source=rss

Are you currently wearing a puffy vest and Ugg boots with a Starbucks in hand? Perfect, because it's time to get back to basics with this gallery of basic bitch memes and basic girl photos. What's a basic bitch? Well, in a nutshell, it's a term used to describe someone who mindlessly follows trends to the point where they become a parody of them. Below you'll experience a plethora of basic bitch photos depicting basic bitches and their unflinching support of white girl stereotypes. And if you're a basic dude looking for signs you're dating a basic bitch, you've come to the right place. This photo gallery will either expose your girlfriend for being basic or clear her on all charges.

What are you waiting for? It's time to play some basic bitch songs, aka all of Taylor Swift's catalogue, and enjoy this photo gallery of girls being all basic. If this all applies to you, proceed with caution, and maybe not a highly caffeinated Starbucks beverage. 


Cringeworthy Photos Of Girls Being Extremely Basic,

You Are What You Drink

Basic Girls Going Solo

Basic Starter Kit

Spice Of Life

Keeping Up With The Smiths

Leaf Of Absence

Basic Tattoo Release Form

All In One Peace

Cup Of Truth

Habitat For No Humanity


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Tue, 31 Jan 2017 07:00:24 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-of-girls-being-basic/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Spot-On Truths About Millennials]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/truths-about-millennials/nathandavidson?source=rss

Millennials (also known as Generation Y, Generation Me, Echo Boomers, and the Peter Pan Generation) constantly receive flack for being seen as entitled, lazy, and Earth's "special little snowflakes." Everyone loves to bash on Millennials, especially Baby Boomers, but is the hate warranted? In case you can't quite figure out the Google search engine (Boomers), assembled below are spot-on truths about Millennials to help you decide for yourself. This collection of memes presents both sides of the Millennials vs. Baby Boomers argument, including things you should probably stop blaming on Millennials. Hopefully, these memes will help clear the air on Millennial bashing, Millennial side hustles, and Baby Boomers who literally can't even. 


Spot-On Truths About Millennials,

Boom!

Millennial Poetry

Food For Thought

Whine Not

Love Yourself

If Only The Baby Boomers Had Handled The Economy Better...

Millenial Tombstone

The Millennial Message

Boomers Need To Give Better Advice

Holy Shift


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Tue, 31 Jan 2017 06:49:51 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/truths-about-millennials/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[PDA Memes That Will Remind You No One Wants To See That]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/pda-memes/nathandavidson?source=rss

PDA is an ongoing and ever-changing epidemic, but thankfully PDA memes are here to help your lonely ass get through it. As the nature of interaction shifts amid the advent of social media, nowadays you'll find PDA occurs just as frequently on your timeline as it does in the marching band section of the bleachers. PDA photos permeate everything from Facebook to Instagram, so arm yourselves with PDA memes to ward off any unwanted displays of affection.

Whether you find yourself for PDA or against it, these PDA memes serve as a helpful guide for all digital and physical situations of PDA, the worst romantic gesture on the planet. If you're into PDA, these PDA pictures will hopefully break it to you easy what you're doing wrong and why you need to cease and desist. If you absolutely despise PDA, then PDA photos give you the power to stand up for yourself the next time you face it on a subway platform. Because when you get down to it, PDA stands for one thing only: pretty damn annoying.


PDA Memes That Will Remind You No One Wants To See That,

Better In Thought Than Practice

If You're Doing Any Of These... Stop It

Oh Deer

Public Displays Of Weirdness

Two Couples One Dude

Just Don't Do It

Anti-PDA Cat

Bae Caught Me PDA

Parental PDA

Rest In Peace


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Wed, 14 Dec 2016 02:33:19 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/pda-memes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Male Cheerleader Photos Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-male-cheerleader-photos/nathandavidson?source=rss

It takes balls to be a male cheerleader, both figuratively and literally. Being a male cheerleader requires incredible strength, endurance, and most notably the guts to defy the patriarchy by part-taking in something seen as "emasculating." This photo gallery goes out to those dedicated male cheerleaders, whose funny cheerleader pictures and cheerleader faces make the sport even more compelling to watch. If you understand the risks of cheerleading, tip your hat to these courageous men cheerleaders who stand tall in the face of failed dismounts.

Who knows, you might even see a couple photos of famous male cheerleaders throughout history. It's time to stand up and cheer for the men who proudly cheer on their favorite teams with this gallery of funny cheerleader photos. Let's hear it for the boys!


The Funniest Male Cheerleader Photos Ever,

Dexter's Fab

Louisiana Hot Sauce

How 'Bout Them Cowgirls

The Greatest Male Cheerleader Of All Time, Robin Williams

"Did They Just Say 'Toros' In The Atmosphere?!"

Preparing For Launch

Hura-Can't Do It Like This

Balls Of Fury

That Time James Corden Cheered For The Rams

Follow Along, Ladies


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Tue, 17 Jan 2017 09:29:15 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-male-cheerleader-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Pawn Shop Signs Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pawn-shop-signs/nathandavidson?source=rss

Almost all pawn shops look the same in one way or another, but a clever pawn shop sign is all it takes to go from ash heap to enterprise. If image is everything, then a funny pawn shop sign gives an establishment everything it needs to attract the right customers. Like any half-decent yard sale sign, the proper pawn shop sign piques your interest and pokes at your funnybone. But if you deal with a more aggravating crowd of consumers, perhaps you want to model your notices off of more passive aggressive store signs.

As you'll see from this awesome collection of funny pawn shop signs, most shops tend to sport a good sense of humor about taking advantage of consumers during their lowest points in life. These pawn store signs serve as a friendly reminder you should stay in school, work hard, and never put yourself in a position where you have to pawn your old DVD collection in a feeble attempt to pay your rent. That's what your CDs and Star Wars toys are for.


The Funniest Pawn Shop Signs Ever,

Just Say No

Sign Of The Times

Suddenly... Confusion

Time To Pay The Price

Idiocracy

Thick And Thin

Prepare For Battle

Spider Bite

There Goes The Bride

Getting To The Loot Of The Problem


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Tue, 29 Nov 2016 05:28:05 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pawn-shop-signs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Most Hilarious Amazon Reviews Ever Written]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-amazon-reviews/nathandavidson?source=rss

Every time you buy something on Amazon, you simply must take the time to leave a funny product review. If you fail to do so, you miss out on some of the greatest comedy opportunities the Internet offers to the casual shopper. When you channel your honest reviews through your own witty prose, you assist other shoppers with their own purchases, along with brightening their day. Furthermore, funny Amazon reviews are the least you can provide to a company that literally provides you with everything from facial creams to 50 Shades Darker on Blu-ray (have it in 24 hours if you order now!). 

Below lies a collection of funny reviews on Amazon for everyday items you can order on Amazon right now, if you feel so inclined. The next best thing to experiencing the sheer joy of the most epic Yelp reviews ever, these funny Amazon reviews are guaranteed to brighten your day and make you go fire up your Prime account. You might be at work right now, but the Amazon is always there for you.


The Most Hilarious Amazon Reviews Ever Written,

The Pen Is Truly Mightier

Reaching For A Star

Head Games

If The Shoe Fits...

Wolves Not Included

The Fart Amplifier

The Cure For Hepatitis

Clicking On All Cylinders

Crap For Murder

How To Be A Billionaire


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Thu, 15 Dec 2016 09:55:44 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-amazon-reviews/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Hilarious Photos Of Pets Who Are Adorably Upset]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/hurting-your-pets-feelings-memes/mick-jacobs?source=rss

Pets act as the unofficial mascots of the Internet, and emotional pet memes capture the struggles they endure each day at the hands of their owners. Each time you finish your plate without sharing, Spot becomes the poster (good) boy for sad dog memes. Conversely, each time you leave to take Spot on a walk, your feline friend, Chester, exudes the sorrow of sad cat memes everywhere. Regardless of how hard you try to please your furry little friends, pictures of pets who are disappointed in you reveal it to be a lost cause. Whether you like it or not, some of your actions make your pet dislike you, turning Chester into Grumpy Cat right before your eyes.

To help you get through the toil of the workday, check out these hilarious memes about hurting your pets' feelings, guaranteed to make you consider busting out the treats when you get home. Your pets might be sad for a minute, but it's nothing a belly rub won't solve. Unless you bust out the vacuum, in which case you and said device both suck.


25 Hilarious Photos Of Pets Who Are Adorably Upset,

Where You Been?

That's A Cold-Cut Move, Sharon

Think Of The Feline Feelings!

With Every Step I Take (Outside The House)

They Never Bought The Stork Metaphor Anyway

No Scraps For You

The Vacuum Wins Again

Passing The Gas Along

Bathroom Blues

How Cute!


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Wed, 03 May 2017 01:23:43 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/hurting-your-pets-feelings-memes/mick-jacobs
<![CDATA[25 Memes Of Nina And Alexander From FMA That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-full-metal-alchemist-nina-and-dog-memes/tamara-jude?source=rss

Fullmetal Alchemist remains one of the most popular anime around, meaning the Internet produces no shortage of Fullmetal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood memes. The more lighthearted funny FMA memes poke fun at Edward’s height, Colonel Mustang’s powers, and the insanity of the Seven Deadly Sins. However, in the dark recesses of the Internet, more twisted fans created memes of Nina and Alexander from FMA, the daughter-dog pair who found out just how twisted both alchemy and FMA families can be. Regarded as one of the saddest moments in anime, people attempt to convert this somber moment into Fullmetal Alchemist Nina memes that induce laughter and sadness simultaneously.

One way to channel such somberness into laugher is through these messed up FMA little girl and dog memes. If you can't help but LOL, who is anyone else to judge? Below lie some of the most cringe-worthy yet funny memes with Nina and Alexander from FMA. As a warning to you now, they're pretty screwed up! Also, if you have not seen FMA, this is your final spoiler warning. Enjoy! (As best you can, that is).


25 Memes Of Nina And Alexander From FMA That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry,

It's Too Real!

Like Two Peas In A Pod

Cheap Bastard...

Don't Give Him Ideas!

Didn't Learn This One In School...

4chan Would Do This

Find Me In A Glass Case Of Emotion

Someone Please Stop These Two...

An Old Question With New Answers

No Treats For This Trick


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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 06:51:33 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-full-metal-alchemist-nina-and-dog-memes/tamara-jude
<![CDATA[Ways Children Tried To Destroy Their Parents]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/ways-children-tried-to-destroy-their-parents/eric-conner?source=rss

When your first baby arrives, it's a time of miracles: Their first smile, the first time they recognize you, their first step, their first word.

But these miracles suddenly give way to terror around year two - and so do your children. The joy of hearing your baby say "Daddy" quickly leads to the first round of punches to the crotch. Or the first time poop is used as a shot-put. Or the first time your "baby-making activities" are interrupted by the former-angel-turned-devil that now runs (or maybe ruins) your life.

These are true stories documenting experiences endured by the friends and family of the author, who entered into the life of parenthood with no chance of escape. Sadly, there's no class out there that prepares you for the non-miraculous parts of life with kids. If there were, there'd be a whole lot less sex in this country.

To quote Fargo,

"At the request of the survivors, the names have been changed.  Out of respect for the tormented, the rest has been told exactly as it occurred."


Ways Children Tried To Destroy Their Parents,

How Much Longer Will You Be My Dad?

Five-year-old: "How old were you when your Dad died?"

Dad: "Young - I was only 16."

Five-year-old: (thinking) "Do I have to wait that long?"


DOWNWARD FOCK

Murray once took his two-year-old daughter on a trip to BevMo! (don't judge).  While waiting in line, the little girl strikes the downward-dog yoga position and screams out "FOCK" while twerking away.

"FOCK. FOCK. FOCK."

People in the store looked on in pure horror as sweat began to build on Murray's brow while he desperately tried to make sense of the situation.

After what felt like an eternity of pure hell - and multiple customers ready to call in Amber Alerts - Murray asked his daughter, "Are you pretending to be a FROG?"  The girl nodded, "Yes, FOCK. FOCK. WIBBIT."

No Amber Alerts reported. Crisis averted. Speech therapy session number one already scheduled.


An Eye For Music

While practicing her violin, a nine-year-old Bertha accidentally poked her Mom in the eye with her bow, damaging Mom's cornea. Bertha's Mom had to wear an eye-patch for a month!


The Electric Slide

One day, Little Kevin was helping his Dad re-finish their family's basement. Dad needed to do some electrical work in the office and told Kevin to find the breaker box switch labeled "Office" and turn it off. "It's number 35," Dad repeated.

Since Dad's handwriting was unclear and Kevin was notoriously impatient, he didn't notice that "Office" was actually number 34.

Little Kevin's Dad then climbed a metal ladder, grabbed his metal pliers, and said, "Is the Office switch off?" Kevin gave the breaker box a cursory glance and said, "Yep."  

Dad then proceeded to reach into the live socket, and blue balls of electricity suddenly started to orbit Dad's head as he shook violently before being thrown off the ladder, slamming into a wall on the opposite side of the room. The performance ended as Dad fell face-first onto the cement floor.

Courtesy of his now-toasty father, Kevin learned all seven curse words that day.


Papa, Can You Hear Me?

A three-year-old once decided it was time to try a new hole for taking Daddy's temperature: his Daddy's Ear! To paraphrase a popular children's song, "Pop Goes Dad's Ear Drum."

 (Ed Note: The father is fully recovered. We think.)


Is That All I Get?

Boys are often fascinated by their father's private parts. But not Tom's six-year-old, who once looked at his father's unit only to lament: "Is that all I'll get?"

(Ed. Note: Tom's wife has apparently had similar concerns).


Full Circle

Five-year-old Billy: "Dad, if we dress up as Inside Out, you can be Bing-Bong. Cause you're like a circle."

Dad: "What do you mean I'm a circle?"

Billy (Crying): "You're a circle because you TOLD ME NOT TO CALL YOU FAT."


I'm Burning For You: An Epic Tale Of Fire And Pain

Little Kevin once went camping with his family in the woods and decided it'd be a great idea to climb the steep hill above the family's campsite, and wound up taking a nap instead of fulfilling his task of gathering wood. Meanwhile, Dad dutifully got a roaring fire going.

Dad: "KEVIN!?? Where are you? Where's the wood?!!"  

Suddenly woken from his slumber, Kevin quickly grabbed the first massive log he saw and hurled it through the air. It tomahawked end over end, picking up momentum as it flew, and came rocketing down... only to strike Dad across the back of the neck.

Dad was knocked face-first into the flames - his straw hat instantly ignited, his polyester shirt melted to his torso, and one eyebrow and half of his hair went up in smoke. Mom quickly put out the fire, and Little Kevin was sure his Dad would kill him... but fortune shone down upon the young boy that day. Dad had also dislodged one of his vertebrae and couldn't move far enough to reach Kevin.

(Ed. Note - Dad is mostly okay now.  Mostly.)


If I Were An Oscar Meyer Weiner...

Bobbi's young daughters have an unusual nickname for her breasts: hot dogs. When asked why, the daughters explained that Bobbi's chest reminded them not of a regular-sized hot dog, but more so a pair of pigs in a blanket.


If At First You Don't Succeed...

Little Kevin was a rather busy child - particularly when it came to causing his father searing pain.

He once threw a football right at his Dad's face and broke his glasses; though that paled in comparison to when Little Kevin accidentally electrocuted his own father and threw him off a 20-foot-tall scaffolding.

Since there is apparently nobody "upstairs" keeping score, the now grown-up Kevin's own daughter is an adorable kid who has yet to cause her Dad any bodily harm... though the day ain't over yet.



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Wed, 26 Apr 2017 10:29:58 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/ways-children-tried-to-destroy-their-parents/eric-conner
<![CDATA[21 Photos That Will Make Your Inner Redneck Laugh]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-redneck-puns/ashley-reign?source=rss

Thinking of heading down to the backwoods for your next vacation adventure? Well, if so, then don't forget to brush up on your hillbilly culture by learning a few funny tree puns and some redneck jokes that'll have you conversing like a local in no time. Here, you'll find a collection of hilarious redneck memes and white trash viral images that'll give you a crash course in how to blend in. 

Redneck puns are not only hilarious, but they also contain vast amounts of redneck wisdom with clever word play and lingo. You'll learn how to take common, everyday words and bastardize them into meaning new and exciting things. Check out this list of amusing redneck memes and vote up the ones that make you crack a smile. 


21 Photos That Will Make Your Inner Redneck Laugh,

The Fruits Of A Fancy Fishin' Trip

Redneck Truck Customization

Never Judge A Car By Its Cover

The Wooing Words Of A Repentant Redneck Man

The Busy Life Of A Workin' Man

Allow This Man A Moment To Stroke His Non-Existent Chin

Redneck Horticulture

Can You Use That In A Sentence?

Redneck Medical Ingenuity At Its Best

Redneck Style Regrets


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Tue, 20 Sep 2016 06:55:56 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-redneck-puns/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Funny Kids' Cards Drawn For Adults]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-kids_-cards-for-adults/ashley-reign?source=rss

Prepare to behold a collection of hilarious cards kids gave to parents and other loved ones proving handmade cards are definitely the way to go. Drawn by children with love and magic marker, the funniest birthday cards kids ever made possess a quality, and sometimes language, all their own. Chock full of kid logic, accidentally inappropriate drawings, and blatant over-honesty, kid-drawn cards hit you in the funny bone and the heart like a Nerf dart to the eye. These little dudes and gals prove that when it comes to birthday presents, nothing's better than funny handmade cards from kids. No matter how disastrous and outside-the-lines they get, these works of art will make you smile. Hallmark, take note.


Funny Kids' Cards Drawn For Adults,

It's The Thought That Counts

Best Wishes From This Little Lady Charmer

Happy Birthday To You With Some Unicorn Poo

So Take A Big Whiff

This Tender "Birthday" Card Picked Out By A 5-Year-Old

Well, That's Just Precious

Hope You Like It

This Card's Got Clash Of Clans Themed Soul

Happy Birthday From Your Personal Bodyguard

Way To Bottom Line It, Slugger


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Wed, 10 May 2017 02:02:55 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-kids_-cards-for-adults/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Notes From Kids Who Are Sorry They're Not Sorry]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-apology-notes-from-kids/ashley-reign?source=rss

When it comes to the funniest kids' apologies, nothing quite compares to notes from kids with no regrets. Funny apology notes from children resonate with any older adult who understands the cruel nature of both circumstance and childhoo. One minute you're minding your own business, swiftly kicking another kid who totally deserves it right in the groin, a young force for justice. Before you know it. you look up and there stands mom with a pen and paper, ready to force an apology that will be as sincere as an "I'm not mad." text.

Here you'll find a collection of funny apology notes from children who used their apologies to further their own agendas. Using youthful logic and imagination, kids who are sorry they're not sorry found crafty ways to sneak a little unapologetic angst in between the lines. Prepare to meet some of the citizens of tomorrow who are living today with absolutely no regrets.


Notes From Kids Who Are Sorry They're Not Sorry,

Well, At Least Liam Tried

Reading It All Back

Mother Of All Apologies

Breaking Out Of Time-Out

Sincerely, Ty

Sorry?

Sorry For Friendly Fire

Might Wanna File This One At The Police Precinct

Very Cocky Work

Felonies Change Everything


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Wed, 10 May 2017 01:49:20 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-apology-notes-from-kids/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[20+ Hilarious Pets Who Had No Idea You'd Be Home This Early]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/pets-in-compromising-positions/ashley-reign?source=rss

If you ever wonder what your furry friends do while you're out of the house, these funny photos of pets caught off-guard might give you a little insight. When mommy and/or daddy leaves home, many hysterical cats and dogs put themselves into compromising positions that make you wonder if that obedience school diploma came with a receipt. These funny pictures of pets who didn't know you'd be home early shows four-legged friends are much more creative than you think when it comes to entertaining themselves while alone in the house.

So if you'd rather keep your image of your innocent little fur-ball intact, then shield your eyes, because it's about to get a little frisky up in here. Get ready to see animals raising the roof, shredding the cushions, and getting their freak on as they remind you of the importance of always remembering to knock first, even on the doggy door. 


20+ Hilarious Pets Who Had No Idea You'd Be Home This Early,

We're Out Of Bacon!

Some Things Are Between A Cat And His Ernie Doll

This Isn't What It Looks Like

Wanna Join?

A Woman Has Needs

Blinds-Sided

Ending Spot's Dreams Of Sneaky Online Shopping Sprees

Putting On The Ritz

Do You Not Hear The Beating In The Walls?

Actually, This Is Great Exercise


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Wed, 03 May 2017 09:40:38 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/pets-in-compromising-positions/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[20 Giant, Fictional Things That Weigh Less Than The Rock]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/fictional-things-the-rock-weighs-more-than/erik-barnes?source=rss

Whether it is regarding his star power or his weight, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is huge! It's no wonder that there are countless reasons why The Rock is awesome. Due to his intense workout schedule and insane Wrestler diet, Dwayne Johnson is built like a fictional creature or superhero in his reported 260-pound frame. As a matter of fact, there are a bunch of muscular or heavy characters, creatures, and other fictional things the Rock is heavier than!

Did you know that The Rock dwarfs two of DC's most iconic heroes? Or that Dwayne is heavier than Thor's legendary, impossible-to-lift hammer? Check out this list of heroes, characters, creatures, and fictional items from pop culture that weigh less than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.


20 Giant, Fictional Things That Weigh Less Than The Rock,

Batman

While Batman has an impressive physique, the Dark Knight weighs 50 pounds less than The Great One. The only way to see who is truly stronger is if the Fast & Furious crew end up in Gotham.


Captain America

Even after Steve Rogers gets buffed from the Super Soldier Serum, he is 40 pounds lighter than Dwayne Johnson. Despite this difference, both men are capable of great feats of strength while being proud patriots.


Charizard

One of the larger primary Pokémon is still 60 pounds less than The Rock, according to Bulbapedia. Charizard can't really do anything about it anyway, since his Flying and Fire moves aren't effective against Rock-types.


Superman

While Superman is known for his bulging muscles and super-strength, according to DC's Wiki, he weighs less than The Rock. Clark Kent just needs to add some protein powder to his diet to catch up.


Zangief

The Red Cyclone may be six inches taller than The Rock, but he somehow weighs seven pounds less than Dwayne Johnson. These fellow wrestlers could trade suplexes with each other handily, considering they would be in the same weight class. Either that or they could be a dream tag team in the making!


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Despite their bulky frame, each TMNT member weighs under 200 pounds. While the turtles have ninja skills and better agility, The Rock could easily outpower each turtle one-on-one if he wanted to. He would at least do a better job than Bebop or Rocksteady.


Mjolnir

While Mjolnir's magic will not allow the unworthy to lift it, according to researchers at NC State University, Thor's hammer actually weighs a reasonable 42.3 pounds. It would take a little over six magic hammers to match up to the Rock's total weight.


Khal Drogo

Based on Jason Momoa, the actor who portrayed Khal Drogo in Game of Thrones, the Dothraki leader is 26 pounds lighter than The Rock.


Goku

While Dwayne Johnson is an incredibly impressively ripped man, Goku is no slouch when it comes to having bulging muscles. Yet despite his impressive physique, Goku is just over half of The Rock's total weight.


Cloud's Buster Sword (80 lbs.)

If you were to create Cloud's iconic Buster Sword in real life, it would weigh in at a massive 80 pounds. While the blade is heavy compared to most conventional swords, one would figure it would weigh more since it towers over Cloud from pommel to tip. The sword is sizeable, but a massive man like The Rock could probably dual wield two of them.



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Mon, 01 May 2017 05:46:12 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/fictional-things-the-rock-weighs-more-than/erik-barnes
<![CDATA[People Whose Last F*ck Has Flown]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/people-who-just-don-t-care/ashley-reign?source=rss

After a long day of caring about your hygiene, job, and social media presence, you may find yourself identifying with other people who just don't care. By no means should anyone ever begrudge you for not giving a f*ck about how you present yourself in public. Just because you're at a work doesn't mean you need to interrupt your online gambling streak. If other travelers in the airport complain about your pace on the moving walkway, remind them your pace is the only one that matters. 

So long as you're not affecting anyone else's tasks or safety, who really cares? Photos of people who are over it might just help you change your second-guessing self into full-fledged no-f*cks-given master. As many older folks would show you, caring about other peoples' opinions is for those who are boring and ugly and serious.


People Whose Last F*ck Has Flown,

Solitaire Over Service

Ladies...

Suck It Up

Got Beats?

Wanna Come Over To My Crib?

Priorities: Everyone's Are Different

Taking A Stand Against Public Censorship

This Cat Moves For No Man

Never Slow Your Roll Over A F*ck

No F*cks When There's Free Wi-Fi


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Thu, 11 May 2017 05:18:59 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/people-who-just-don-t-care/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[24 Actual Angry Birds That Are Outraged By Your Existence]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/real-life-angry-birds/ashley-reign?source=rss

Though you may be a fan of Angry Birds, one of the best phone app games, consider yourself forewarned that the real-life angry birds you'll find here do not play. These guys are miffed and they're not shy to tell you about it. So be prepared to get a load of funny bird pictures of little feathered guys who may or may not reach through the screen and smack you for laughing at their tiny fury.  

You'll find a great diversity of birds, from weirdly mundane birds to the most interesting birds on earth. There will be birds who are cute when angry, birds who may or may not be preparing to carry out bird mafia hits, and birds who will more than likely go on to haunt your dreams well into the future. So with that said, get ready to find out just how much fury hides beneath the feathers of this group of birds who really need some bread crumbs and a hug. Vote up the most furious-looking birds that you'd never throw (let alone grab) into a bunch of round, green pigs. 


24 Actual Angry Birds That Are Outraged By Your Existence,

Attack Bird Mounts His Defenses

Mafia Bird Is Gonna Need To Hold Onto Your Camera

Get A Room Upgrade, They Said. There's A Hot Tub, They Said.

Bitch Better Have My Breadcrumbs

Who Dare Disturb My Slumber?

Walk Away From the Sandwich And No One Has To Get Hurt

Tonight, We Nom In Hell!

Come At Me, Bro!

Afro Owl Is Not Pleased With The Ill Effects Of His New Extra Body Shampoo

A Kind Chirp. Ain't Nobody Got Time For That.


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Thu, 11 May 2017 04:52:15 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/real-life-angry-birds/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[25 Insanely Funny Dollar Store Toys No Kid Would Actually Want]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-dollar-store-toys/nathandavidson?source=rss

Dollar stores everywhere want you to get the full value of your dollar, and their knockoff toys value in at around "completely useless." In their attempt to maximize your singles, the dollar store minimizes their own efforts, creating toy fails that would induce a heart attack in Santa. As weird as the dollar store can be, it never aims to make you feel bad about yourself, but it does stock certain toys that suggest you might be unloved by your parents. "Pity" rather than "play" comes to mind upon viewing many of the terrible toys on display below. They definitely rank among the weird toys nobody wants, yet you know some poor unfortunate child will find them underneath their Christmas tree this year. 


25 Insanely Funny Dollar Store Toys No Kid Would Actually Want,

Two Dolls No Fun

Evolution Works Fast

The Devil Wears Nada

Skipping What Now?

This Deranged Dolphin

Dollar For Your Thoughts

For Slap Bets Only

Nerf Penis, Anyone?

There's Something About This Mary

Buzzed Lightyear


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Wed, 07 Dec 2016 05:20:05 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-dollar-store-toys/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Celebrities And Their Russian Doppelgangers]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrity-russian-lookalikes/nathandavidson?source=rss

If you're into conspiracy theories, this Russian doppelganger one will blow your mind. After years of intensive research, the Internet discovered tons of super famous celebrities have Russian doppelgangers, like how Lindsay Lohan has a British twin. So what does this mean? Think about it, a legion of celebrity Russian doppelgangers is the perfect way for Russia to spy on the rest of the world. Celebrities act as spies all the time, so they're well-versed on the role and in peak physical condition. They also have access the most secure places in the world. And most important of all, celebrities don't think for themselves, so celebrity doppelgangers would easily be able to initiate Russia's crazy plans. If you don't believe it just yet, take a gander at this gallery of celebrities and their Russian doppelgangers. The Americans was right about Russian involvement, but no one ever knew how deep until now.


Celebrities And Their Russian Doppelgangers,

Hugh Laurie's Russian Tech Support Counterpart

Daniel Radcliffe's Half-Blood Russian Prince

Jason Statham's Russian Doppelganger Is Literally A Mechanic

Bruce Willis' Homeless Half Brother

David Duchovny's Russian X-Files Have Officially Been Re-opened

Anthony Hopkins's Grandmother Clone

Russian Chuck Norris Doesn't Breathe Air, He Holds Air Hostage.

Lose Yourself In Eminem's Russian Doppelganger

Russian Harrison Ford Is The Real "Fugitive"

Yes We Can Find Russian Barack Obama


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Tue, 21 Mar 2017 07:02:12 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrity-russian-lookalikes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Greatest Football Fan Mugshots Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/football-fan-mugshots-ever/nathandavidson?source=rss

Football players are the most frequently arrested athletes in professional sports, and this also appears to be true for their crazy fans and their funny mugshots. When you mix high levels of alcohol consumption with a violent, high-stakes interpretation of keep-away, you're going to end up with a few football fan arrests and football fan mugshots. Both fans of pro and collegiate football fumbled their ways out of the stadium and into a holding cell. As Deflategate showed everybody, football isn't always played by the rules, so why should the fans be expected to do so either?

As you can see by these funny mugshots of football fans, fans may lose their freedom, but they never lose their pride. The next time you attend a game of your favorite football team, remember to root responsibly. 


The Greatest Football Fan Mugshots Ever,

A True Patriot

Too Sooners?

To Be Expected In Florida

Blonde Ambition

When A Jayhawk Becomes A Jailbird

Ole Miss-ing You

Notre Shame

Going Through A Rough Patch

How The Tides Have Turned

Buckeye Black Eye


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Tue, 31 Jan 2017 06:42:25 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/football-fan-mugshots-ever/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Babies Who Look Like Middle-Aged Men]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/babies-who-look-like-middle-aged-men/nathandavidson?source=rss

Well, it appears the curious case of Benjamin Button wasn't quite so curious after all, because the world has no shortage of babies who look like old men. While some children grow up looking like muppets, many babies look like the men who are expecting them in the delivery room. Instead of sipping on bottles and sucking their thumbs, these old babies came out the womb already collecting receipts and playing bingo. They might leave their blinker on too long, but remember that the wisest kids probably also look like they've seen the stock market crash more than once. Below you'll learn that when a baby looks like an old man, age becomes a useless concept. Though parents say they grow up too fast, the kids here skipped the growing altogether to get right to the prune juice part of life.


Babies Who Look Like Middle-Aged Men,

Baby DeVito, Love Your Work!

'In My Day, Phones Could Only Call People.'

The Day My Son Came Back From The Nursing Home

Wise Beyond His Years

My Son, Not A Day Over 80

Super Early Retirement

Ready To Lead England Through WWII

'They're Out Of Prune Juice?!'

Inconcievable!

He Loves Jeopardy!


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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 05:20:19 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/babies-who-look-like-middle-aged-men/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest WWE Fan Signs Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-wwe-fan-signs/nathandavidson?source=rss

Typically funny fan signs at major sporting events make some sort of sense, but such is not the case with WWE fan signs. While fan signs of other sports usually involve clever puns about the athletes, team names or network that's broadcasting the game, wrestling fan signs are as unified as a 4chan chatroom, united only by their love of trolling. Funny WWE signs are all about making the most hilarious jokes with the least amount of logic possible; essentially, the signs provide a method of IRL trolling. Sometimes, funny signs that make no sense manage to say more than a sensible sign ever could.

The more irreverent and irrelevant the better, though it's pretty safe to assume that most wrestling fans don't even know what the word "irreverent" means. These funny WWE signs managed to make it on TV not only because they body-slammed basic human logic, and also because they're pretty damn funny. When it comes to taunting the best of the WWE, nonsensical signs definitely know how to do it.


The Funniest WWE Fan Signs Ever,

Hasta La Pasta, Baby

The More You Know...

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

WWE Speed Dating

Standard Operating Procedure

A Truly Valid Question

Livin' La Vida Yoda

Cold Hard Facts

Health Hazard

Not All Heroes Wear Capes


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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 05:13:47 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-wwe-fan-signs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[22 Skyrim Mods That Will Make You Seriously Crack Up]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-skyrim-mods/justin-andress?source=rss

If one thing can interrupt the monotony of Skyrim's hundreds (and hundreds) of hours of gameplay, it's a funny Skyrim mod, guaranteed to add some laughs to your quest. Sometimes it feels like Sheogorath is the only one actually having a good time tromping through the Nords’ homeland. While there’s plenty of bloodlust, where are lulz when you're searching for Skyrim's Easter eggs? Fortunately, in the five years since the game’s release, modders have taken it upon themselves to dream up the best Skyrim mods, many of which are more for humor than help. 

Designed to elicit a good chuckle from players submerged in the hours-long adventure, these clever mods introduce elements ranging from Sonic the Hedgehog to Futurama to a game about slaying a time-traveling dragon. Gotta love a good crossover. The mods for Skyrim featured here rank among the funniest and most useful additions to the game, sure to spice up your next run-in with a flying, fire-breathing lizard.


22 Skyrim Mods That Will Make You Seriously Crack Up,

Pony. Pony Pony. PONY!

Behold The Cheese Explosion

Let ‘Skyrim’ Tell You Exactly How Funny It Is

As If The Trolls Weren’t Already Big Enough Dicks

Oh, You Got An Arrow In The Knee? How About A Lightning Bolt In The Ass?

Snap Into The Most Macho Dragon Of All Time

The Legacy Of Brhuce Hammar

The Mod That Lets Bears Wail On The Lute

Sonic v. Dragons

Because No Goat Would Take A Dragon Shout Lying Down


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Fri, 16 Dec 2016 07:22:10 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-skyrim-mods/justin-andress
<![CDATA[Hilarious Onesies Every New Parent Will Want For Their Kid]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-new-parent-onesie-puns/ashley-reign?source=rss

Being a new parent opens the doors to many exciting possibilities, and that includes new parent puns to put on your pride and joy's onesie. The moment you become a parent marks the start of parent word play you'll use on these ungrateful little saps until you finally boot them from the nest. As the guardian of a child's well-being, you learn how to utilize humor to make everyday life easier, such as vegetable puns to get your children to swallow their broccoli. While the prospect of becoming a parent comes with a lot of stress, looking down at clever parenting puns makes a diaper change less horrifying and more hilarious.

The fact that your baby fails to understand parent word play only enhances the perfection behind these onesies, each landing like the perfect dad joke. Featuring references to music, movies, and even your iPhone, parenting pun onesies let everyone else know your child's life is in capable and clever hands. 


Hilarious Onesies Every New Parent Will Want For Their Kid,

Nailin' It!

Buy It Here


Babyz In Da Onezie

Buy It Here


Mommy's Little Lion King

Buy It Here


These Boy Bands Keep Getting Younger And Younger

Buy It Here


No Muggles Here

Buy It Here


The Smell Is Strong With This One

Buy It Here


They Grow Up So Fast

Buy It Here


This Guy Drinks Til There Is No Mo

Buy It Here


For Everyone's Favorite Poop Star

Buy It Here


Doesn't Get Any More Organic Than That

Buy It Here



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Tue, 20 Sep 2016 06:37:47 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-new-parent-onesie-puns/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[20 Comic Strips That Are Hilariously Depressing]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-comics-that-are-also-depressing/stephen-reyes?source=rss

Is there anything more bittersweet than comics that are both funny and sad? They hit you right in that sweet spot that makes you smile and feel like your gut has been punched at the same time. Depressing comics have been a mainstay on the Internet for a long time, and over the years aspiring illustrators have mastered the art form.

Vote up these unbelievably funny and depressing comic strips, particularly the ones that made you laugh and feel terrible at the same time.


20 Comic Strips That Are Hilariously Depressing,

Fitting In

Real Treasure

The Coat

Living Worth

The Greatest Gift

Glad I Found You

Super Mario's World

The Magician

Spring

Childhood Dreams


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Mon, 01 May 2017 04:28:34 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-comics-that-are-also-depressing/stephen-reyes
<![CDATA[The Worst Things To Say To Someone After Sex]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/worst-things-to-say-after-sex/jacob-shelton?source=rss

Even if you're lucky enough to have a successful hookup, there are still plenty of ways to mess it up after you've done the deed. Nothing kills moods quite like awkward post-coital encounters. Things you shouldn't say to a sexual partner range from the obvious ("Should I order you a Lyft?") to the subtle ("Does this mean we have to follow each other on Twitter?"). The absolute worst lines might be the ones that involve family members, but dropping any of these phrases instantly labels a person as someone who has awful post-coital manners.

What not to say in bed should be obvious to both parties. But if you have the unfortunate luck of ending up on the receiving end of one of these lines, your fun evening is likely to become a sex horror story. Make up a reason to leave (or boot them out), and have an excuse to avoid sex ready in case they try to text you later.


The Worst Things To Say To Someone After Sex,

Your Body Wasn't What I Expected

Everyone's Got HPV Now Right?

That'll Be $50

Thank God That's Over With

Should I Order You An Uber Or Do You Prefer Lyft?

I Can't Wait To Call My Mom

You Look Just Like My Dad

Well, That Was Regrettable

Baby, You're Ready To Meet The Kids

Good Thing You Have Red Sheets


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Fri, 28 Apr 2017 03:34:15 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/worst-things-to-say-after-sex/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[The Most Hilarious Examples Of Irony Caught Ever On Film]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-examples-of-irony/ashley-reign?source=rss

If you ever encountered problems grasping exactly what constitutes an ironic situation, then these hilarious examples of irony should clear things up once and for all. In the below photos, you see what happens when fate and karma take shots together and decide to pull off a few hilarious shenanigans. These funny ironic pictures chronicle the tales of people and inanimate objects who ended up receiving just desserts for their poor grasp of irony. Like criminals with ironic names, the subjects in each photo now must live with the knowledge the world bore witness to their laughable paradoxes.

The next time you find yourself questioning the nature of irony, get a load of these photographs that define irony and you may realize you ain't seen nothing yet. Among them, you'll find some ill-placed flame decals on the front of a car, along with a fire extinguisher that decided to enter a whole new job market. 


The Most Hilarious Examples Of Irony Caught Ever On Film,

One Truck's Overly Ambitious Claims

Really Built That One Up

This Bell's Taunts Can Be Heard From Miles Away

Breaking News Breaking Down Your Doors

Sweet Sweet Justice

This Refund-Worthy Evidence

Of All The DVDs...

Nailed It

Did They Now?

Oh, That's Just Mean


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Fri, 28 Apr 2017 04:02:50 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-examples-of-irony/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[26 Memes That Every Painfully Single Person Can Relate To]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/single-people-memes/nathandavidson?source=rss

Are you still single? Have you been moping around a lot lately asking yourself, "why am I single?" Don't be sad, it's not your fault... well, hopefully. Thankfully, other loners on the Internet feel just like you, and channeled the energy they would spend on getting a significant other on making funny single memes. When you wake up in the morning, know this photo gallery is here for you like no one ever was (or is, LOL sorry), featuring all your favorite "I'm still single" memes or forever alone memes

Let yourself fall into a relationship with the web, and start experiencing a whole new batch of IRL and online dating fails, because even on the Internet you can't escape the solitude of single-ness. Take a gander at these still single jokes, then have a good cry, grab some Ben & Jerry's, and queue up Love Actually. The single life may be lonely, but it's also pretty liberating.


26 Memes That Every Painfully Single Person Can Relate To,

Sometimes Reality Hitlers You Hard, Bro

Not-So-Hot Potato

Statue Of Limitations

Oh Deer

Welcome To The Jungle

The Ugly Truth

Time After Time

It's Complicated

Single Life Choices

Single And Ready To Be Socially Anxious


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Wed, 04 Jan 2017 07:53:49 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/single-people-memes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[23 Hilarious Spot-On Truths About Tinder]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/truths-about-tinder/nathandavidson?source=rss

In many ways, Tinder revolutionized dating, but it also revealed many, many truths about dating in the age of technology. Tinder truths, which honestly mitigate most of the positives about Tinder, resonate best through the biting, sardonic humor of the Internet, the entity which made Tinder possible in the first place. What began as a seemingly innocent and easy way to hook up has now become a minefield of bad decisions and terrible bios. Ironically, in its attempts to remove social anxiety from meeting someone, Tinder actually introduced its own form of digital anxiety that muddles the dating pool, making the "other fish in the sea" impossible to find.

Below you will witness brutal truths about Tinder through funny Tinder Memes, which hopefully can help you navigate a world plagued with match bots, ghost-ers, and rather unhelpful profile pictures. Which of those six guys is Kyle?! Before you start swiping again, take a look at these Tinder truths to prepare you for more WTF Tinder profiles and Tinder horror stories. Be careful who you super like, and be even more careful who super likes you. If it feels bereft, swipe left.


23 Hilarious Spot-On Truths About Tinder,

Nooooo!

First World Fugly Problems

Group Activity

The Ugly Truth

True Robot Love

Much Douche

Swipe Rich

Tinder For One

The Right Choice

Tinder Vs. Balls


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Thu, 15 Dec 2016 09:19:34 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/truths-about-tinder/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[28 Chris Pratt Quotes That Make You Fall in Love With Him All Over Again]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/lovable-chris-pratt-quotes/nathandavidson?source=rss

Every time Chris Pratt opens his mouth, he says something that makes you love him even more than you thought previously possible. His mouth may also be filled with food, but that doesn't make him any less charming. Despite emerging as one of the biggest movie stars in the past few years, he still acts humble and refuses to take himself too seriously. Chris Pratt exudes the qualities of a celebrity you feel like you know; honestly, who wouldn't want to know FBI agent Burt Macklin? 

To show the world's true love and appreciation for one of the guardians of the galaxy, collected below is a gallery of Chris Pratt quotes to further reinforce one simple Hollywood truth: Chris Pratt is the best. Once you read this collection of Chris Pratt's best quotes and Chris Pratt being awesome memes, you'll fall in love with Andy Dwyer all over again.


28 Chris Pratt Quotes That Make You Fall in Love With Him All Over Again,

Total Dick Move

The No Fun Zone

Who's Your Daddy?

The Crying Game

Treat Yo Self!

Pratt On Thor

He Really Wants To Lose Three Pounds (For This Role)

Dino-mite Answer

A Giant Kid

Best. Day. Ever.


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Thu, 15 Dec 2016 09:31:05 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/lovable-chris-pratt-quotes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[24 Awesome Photos That Defy The Laws of Physics]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-that-defy-the-laws-of-physics/nathandavidson?source=rss

The world general abides by, or is at least thwarted by, the laws of physics, but every now and then, pictures that defy physics arrive on the Internet as if out of thin air. Thanks to optical illusions, the perfect timing, and/or complicated physics rules the average person doesn't quite understand, photos that defy the laws of physics appear just as often as any other natural phenomena. You'd be surprised what you can accomplish with a Pringles can and a commitment to fighting gravity.

Take a look through these photos that defy scientific explanation, and see if your own head starts spinning from trying to figure them out. These unbelievable photos prove not only can you defy physics, you can Instagram your efforts too. In that case, is the impossible even possible if proof of it doesn't net a minimum of 20 likes?


24 Awesome Photos That Defy The Laws of Physics,

Flexibility Vs. Physics

Pouring It On

Advanced Jenga

What The Fork?

Dude, Snow Way!

Head Games

Cairo Airport Statue Defies The Laws Of Physics

Living On The Edge

Be The Bottle

The Times They Are A-Changin'


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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 05:24:39 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-that-defy-the-laws-of-physics/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Hilarious Tire Covers Spotted On The Open Road]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-tire-covers/nathandavidson?source=rss

If currently in the market for funny tire covers or clever tire cover ideas, you are in the right corner of the Internet. While you probably see tons of funny cars on the open road, the clever tire cover remains more elusive. Jeep owners are known for taking chances, and the risks taken here show how it can pay off. This collection of the funniest tire covers ever literally covers everything from rainbow-farting unicorns to Kung Fu Panda redefined; there's even a Trump cover to warn other drivers around you that you make reckless decisions. 

Thankfully, most funny tire covers look much better than the usual car mod failure. Funny tires are just one of the ways Jeep owners love to entertain non-Jeep cars, and you should celebrate their ability to make one's daily commute suck a little less. Though Jeeps are made for more tumultuous terrain, a clever tire cover can definitely help smooth things over. If you "spare" just a few moments on this list, you might get a tire cover idea of your own.


25 Hilarious Tire Covers Spotted On The Open Road,

One For The Road

Ready To Roll

Stop Judging

This Calls For A Truffle Shuffle!

Inroad Inception

Me So Corny

Staring Means Caring

Giddy Up!

Gotta Love It

A Sign With Layers


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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 05:32:23 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-tire-covers/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Kids With Totally Attainable Life Goals]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-with-attainable-life-goals/nathandavidson?source=rss

If you believe that children are the future, then these kids with attainable life goals suggest quite a strange future. Kids with funny life goals understand life allows people all sorts of opportunities for employment and lifestyle achievements. Instead of being bogged down by pesky little factors like physics or respectability, kids with realistic life goals decided their dreams were not only desirable, they were definitely possible. This photo gallery goes out to funny kids life goals that kept it mad real with funny answers to questions about their future. Most adults already have a hard time figuring out what their life goals are, but when it came to the all-important "when I grow up" question, these kids totally nailed it.


Kids With Totally Attainable Life Goals,

Simple Three-Step Process

Teenage Mutant Ninja Trucker

Mint Condition

More Pizza, Less Dinosaurs

Cut It Out, Mom And Dad!

Spud Life

Super Into Soup

Be Like Mike

Pole Position

Forever Single By Choice


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Tue, 14 Mar 2017 10:12:05 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-with-attainable-life-goals/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Hilarious Examples Of Gluten-Free Trolling Done Right]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/gluten-free-memes/nathandavidson?source=rss

Celiac disease affects approximately 1% of the population, meaning the actual biggest gluten-free joke in the world is you telling yourself you can't eat gluten. Okay, maybe you are among that 1% with Celiac, but if so, you probably understand the other 99% of "gluten-intolerant" folks are the reason for gluten-free trolling in the first place. A restaurateur or party host loathes to think about the extra effort and food wasted for supposedly gluten-free people who simply jumped on the latest dietary bandwagon.

When it comes to gluten-free trolling, it simply enjoins those who can eat food with gluten in it to just enjoy it, since you know, there's a huge problem with food waste in the world already without bandwagoners throwing away everyone's bread. Gluten-free trolling, thus, became a common response to people's surprisingly common allergies. Products ranging from sheet metal to new automobiles all want to let you know how gluten-free they are, just like your favorite celebs.


Hilarious Examples Of Gluten-Free Trolling Done Right,

You're Bacon Me Crazy

What's Your Drug Of Choice?

Get Out Of Hair

Keeping It Real Estate

Don't Give A Sheet

Easy Button

Going Green

Half In The Bag

Fry Me A River

Keep Calm And Compost


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Tue, 07 Feb 2017 08:01:22 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/gluten-free-memes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Instagram Vs. Real Life Memes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/instagram-vs-real-life-memes/nathandavidson?source=rss

As Instagram continues to invade everything from your bed sheets to your favorite brunch spot, it becomes more and more important to understand the dichotomy of Instagram vs. real life. Not quite as detectable as other forms of photo-manipulation, the Instagram vs. real life split requires less fakery and more filter, resulting in a nuanced attempt at convincing people Instagram pictures represent reality. The proper lighting, angle, and staging all lead to examples of this Instagram meme, a meme which enjoins you to expose all frauds out there and their reckless use of the Amaro filter. 

A hotbed of clichés on how to live your life, Instagram has always poised a threat to people just trying to live normal existences unsuitable for viewing on an iPhone screen. With the photo comparisons below, you too can navigate your way out of the Mayfair Matrix, and emerge better than before. Next time, you'll be sure to smoke these out as you scroll along. 


The Funniest Instagram Vs. Real Life Memes,

Mega Mind

A Moment Of Paws

Sometimes Reality Is Hard to Stomach

Taking A Dive

Celebrity Reality Makeover

Horsing Around

2 Fat 2 Labourious

Rise And Shine

Short And Tweet

Night Terrors


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Tue, 21 Mar 2017 05:39:57 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/instagram-vs-real-life-memes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Of The Funniest Photos Ever Taken At Disneyland]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-photos-taken-at-disneyland/nathandavidson?source=rss

Disney parks, the happiest places on Earth, are also some of the funniest places on Earth as evidenced by funny Disneyland photos. A winning combination of excited children, exhausted parents, and employees in mascot uniforms led to these funny photos being taken at Disneyland, showing that the magic of Disney manifests itself in all sorts of ways. At a standard amusement park, at most, you get some laughable rollercoaster shots and maybe a log flume group shot if you're lucky. Meanwhile, at Disney, you can catch Darth Vader enjoying your favorite rides, mascots getting groped by kids, and adults who never really grew up.

The Disneyland memes and photos collected here highlight the secrets behind everyone's most beloved theme park, revealing it to be a bit more WTF than you may realize. Real life is stranger than fiction, and Disneyland's mixture of reality and fantasy makes for some outrageous moments almost as memorable as a Disney film. The next time you visit the park, you now know to keep your camera lens at the ready to capture weird Disneyland moments. 


25 Of The Funniest Photos Ever Taken At Disneyland,

Mermaid And Merman

Tink And A Smile

Absolutely Quackers

Darth's Disneyland Adventure

Middle Child

Winning The Disney Half Marathon

Hello Clarice

Chip Off The Old Block

Dogged By Goofy

Beast Mode


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Tue, 21 Mar 2017 06:41:05 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-photos-taken-at-disneyland/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Of The Most Brutally Honest Signs Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/honest-signs/nathandavidson?source=rss

If you believe honesty is the best policy, you will get along swimmingly with the funny honest signs below. In a world where people need to be instructed on every little detail, these honest signs get to the godd*mn point quicker than Domino's gets pizza to your house. Their honesty is so blunt it makes you stop in your tracks, and after the frankness of it wears off, you realize you respect the sign all the more for its humor. When it comes down to it, brutally honest signs aren't interested in wasting your time or the time of those around you. These funny honest signs just want you to go through your day without any BS, and for that they deserve your full attention. Thanks to them, you may go through your day comforted by the fact that at least inanimate objects are not lying to youhopefully, that is.


25 Of The Most Brutally Honest Signs Ever,

Honest Advertising

Flower Power

Sick Sign, Bro

Have A Look See

Open When We Feel Like It

Don't Speak Starbucks

Bae Left Me Sale

Law & Disorder

Congrats On Your New Job!

Into The Wild


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Tue, 13 Dec 2016 09:40:17 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/honest-signs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Photos Taken A Second Before Disaster Struck]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-taken-right-before-disaster-struck/nathandavidson?source=rss

Photography lets people capture unforgettable memories that lead to certain magical photos taken at just the right time. They say timing is everything, and these photos taken at the right time certainly back up that claim. The photographers responsible for these perfectly timed photos and photos taken at the right moment deserve Pulitzer-level admiration for not blinking in the face of adversity to capture moments that will last an Internet lifetime.

In their own weird way, these photos taken at the right time inexplicably draw the eye with their uncanny timing and staging, if only so you can revel in the relative peace before the storm hits. Take a look at these perfectly timed pictures taken a second before disaster struck and appreciate the true beauty of pre-disaster photography at its finest.


25 Photos Taken A Second Before Disaster Struck,

The Old Hammer Toss

Top Gear: Achieved

Whatever Floats Your Goat

Truck You Very Much

In Full Swing

Never Crash Head First

Excitebike

Batter Up!

What's That Smell?

Don't Go Spacing On Waterfalls


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Tue, 21 Mar 2017 06:36:37 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-taken-right-before-disaster-struck/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[26 Punny Bumper Stickers That Honestly Make The Road A Better Place]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/punny-bumper-stickers/ashley-reign?source=rss

Are you the type who spends their freeway time looking out for punny bumper stickers to pass the time? No matter how many eye-rolls they warrant, funny bumper stickers make even the earliest of early morning commutes worth waking up for, almost. Furthermore, if you have a funny bumper sticker in tow, you establish yourself as both physically and culturally ahead of your peers in the lanes behind you. But why wait until you're up to your elbows in brake lights and smog to enjoy some funny bumper sticker humor? Here you'll find a collection of pun bumper stickers collected for your viewing pleasure, without getting stuck in traffic while downing your coffee.

Like a clever restaurant name, a funny bumper sticker takes something, a restaurant or car, respectively, and elevates it to a status of distinction. Whether you're into Star Wars or science, Shakespeare or wildlife, you definitely will crack a grin for one of the punny bumper stickers below. So get a load of some of the funniest bumper stick puns out there without worrying about being a distracted driver. 


26 Punny Bumper Stickers That Honestly Make The Road A Better Place,

Restrain Yourself Punny Scientist!

This Pastry Lover Ain't Interested

Grammar Humor

Alcohol And Arithmetic Don't Mix

Just A Little Bump In The Road

Shih Tzu Happens

What Kind Of Cars Do Jedi Drive?

Float Your Boat

When All Your Fox Have Flown

That's Something To Shake All About


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Tue, 20 Sep 2016 05:31:57 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/punny-bumper-stickers/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[25 Unintentionally Hilarious Times Kids Ruined Family Portraits]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-ruining-family-portraits/nathandavidson?source=rss

The Internet's love affair with awkward family photos will never die, and most of this awkwardness stems from kids ruining pictures. Getting a kid to sit still for anything remains pretty difficult, but when they know a family portrait is about to be taken, it's near impossible. Luckily for you and the rest of the wandering Internet, kids ruining photos leads to an entirely different pieces of photography that may not be what was intended but are definitely what is important.

Whether it's crying, screaming, or vomiting, this gallery of kids ruining family portraits has it all. Even included are some awkward redneck family photos to show you that any photo, rural or urban, can be ruined by the wonder of children. And if you don't have kids, this will make you stock up on all forms of birth control immediately.


25 Unintentionally Hilarious Times Kids Ruined Family Portraits,

Urine Big Trouble

Extreme Duck Face

Fountain Of Youth

My Name Is Hurl

Little Man Down

Legends Of The Fall

Just Shoot Me

I Have Exorcised The Demons!

Couch Of Horrors

Hide Away


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Tue, 14 Mar 2017 08:21:38 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-ruining-family-portraits/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[28 Photos Of Terrible Parking Jobs That Will Trigger Secondhand Rage]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-bad-parking-pictures/nathandavidson?source=rss

The saying goes that many people should not be allowed to drive, and these bad parking photos illustrate that saying without anyone even behind the wheel. Lots, curbs, and garages across the world suffer every day at the hands of terrible parking jobs, their jobs made that much harder by people who couldn't handle their own. In many ways, bad parking jobs infuriate people more than bad drivers, who can at the very least be entertaining. Like a snickers bar caught on the edge of a vending machine, the worst parking jobs mock you to your face, and cars and vending machines can't be moved without setting off some alarms.

The takeaway from this list of bad parking jobs is to remember driving etiquette applies to both on- and off-road situations. Those who fail to adhere to these standards will definitely be taken to task for it, so when you make your parking job, make sure you actually did a good one.


28 Photos Of Terrible Parking Jobs That Will Trigger Secondhand Rage,

Blue Ribbon Special

Your Own Special Spot

White On White Crime

Stuck In The Middle With You

Whatever Floats Your Boat

Stuck Between A Car And A Hard Place

Rock Without The Roll

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Nice And Cozy

Living On The Edge


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Tue, 08 Nov 2016 07:57:04 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-bad-parking-pictures/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Science Fair Projects Gone Horribly Wrong]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/science-fair-fails/nathandavidson?source=rss

A common question posed on the Internet these days asks, "Has science gone too far?" A fair question, especially considering these funny science fair projects and memes that suggest, yes, it has. Though a child's imagination and curiosity should always be encouraged and fostered, teachers also need to understand where to draw the line between useful and useless information.

The funny science fair pictures and bizarre science projects in this gallery will make you question everything you know about things you never really cared to know about in the first place. Clearly, many of these students decided to add some humor to their studies, and in doing so demonstrated how boredom can lead to brilliance. They say the beauty of science is that it does not claim to know the answers before it asks the questions, but these science fair fails propose questions with answers no one ever needed to know.


Science Fair Projects Gone Horribly Wrong,

Legen...Wait for It...Dairy

Work Of Fart

Udder Shock And Aww

Coming Unglued

Raising The White Flag

Homeless Is Where The Heart Is

See You In Silicon Valley

Bowl-A-Thon

Itching For Answers

Ms. Robot


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Wed, 08 Mar 2017 03:34:53 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/science-fair-fails/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[17 Horrifying Disney Cake Disasters]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/disney-cake-disasters/nathandavidson?source=rss

A little bit of flour, sugar, eggs, baking powder, vanilla extract, and some serious mental disturbance appear to be the main ingredients used to create these Disney cake fails. Disney cakes are supposed to make every young child's birthday dreams come true, but somewhere along the line, these attempts at confectionery works of art became cake disasters capable of scarring a kid for life.

Though themed birthday cakes obviously present some challenges, the bakers who agree to the task should deliver the Disney they promised, not something that would be thrown out of the gates of the Magic Kingdom. The cake decorators responsible for the funny Disney cakes below should probably be barred from all Walt Disney theme parks and resorts for at least one year, or at the very least apologize to Mickey himself. 


17 Horrifying Disney Cake Disasters,

Minion Nightmares

You Jelly, Cinderelly?

Buzzed Lightyear

Elsa The Hutt

Kill It With Fire

The Little Derpmaid

Danger Mouse

Berz Lerghter To The Rescue

Plus-sized Princess

The Little Mermaid Monster


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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 05:22:59 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/disney-cake-disasters/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Photos That Aren't Quite Giving Us The Full Picture]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-that-aren_t-quite-giving-us-the-full-picture/nathandavidson?source=rss

Captured at just the right, or wrong, moment, photos that need an explanation provide more stimulating discussion than anything you read for your book club. Life as you know it has always been a little weird, but now, coupled with the endless cultural void of the Internet, everyday life often goes full Twilight Zone. Is that bread strapped to a gentleman's head? Who would "rent" a pig? Did Vader get a day job after the Deathstar fiasco? All valid questions for a collection of inexplicable photographs.

Though on one hand they confound the viewer, photos with no context also provide a wealth of interpretations, giving you all sorts of ideas for your next witty Tweet or Tumblr post. The next time you find yourself or your friends captured in a weird photo with no context, upload it to Instagram, call it art, and see what the world has to say about it. 


25 Photos That Aren't Quite Giving Us The Full Picture,

Some Monkeys Can't Handle Vegas

Worst. Vacation. Ever.

Man, Prom Was Awesome

Eye Of The Tiger

Oh Nothing, Just Darth Vader Pouring Water In The Ocean

Gator Haters

Later Vader

Looking Sharp, Kid

Sun's Out, Guns Out

Bigger Question: Who Stood Up A Shiba Inu?


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Tue, 07 Mar 2017 10:14:49 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-that-aren_t-quite-giving-us-the-full-picture/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[28 Confusing Signs That Need To Make Up Their Mind Already]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/confusing-signs-that-cant-make-up-their-mind/nathandavidson?source=rss

Below you will experience the sheer madness of signs that cannot make up their minds. As if the world wasn't already a puzzling place, the confused signs here only add to the general chaos. While other logos utilize such humor with aplomb, these funny signs are hysterical without even trying, because clearly no effort was put into them whatsoever. Reading the instructions on each confused sign is like reading a comments section, each post directly contradicting the one before it. 

And signs that make no sense are a phenomenon not limited to private businesses; even public institutions, which should be solving the community's problems, put up contradictory signs that suggest they may not know what civic duty is. In the end, it is up to you, as a citizen of sound mind, to make what you will of these confused signs, because they're not giving any direct answers at all.


28 Confusing Signs That Need To Make Up Their Mind Already,

Open And Shut Case

Entrancing Entrance Sign

Dollar For Your Thoughts?

Walk The Line

Am I Right?

This Sign Is Trashed

One Direction

Bottoms Up

Nexus Of The Universe

Wanna Take A Ride?


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Tue, 14 Feb 2017 09:00:23 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/confusing-signs-that-cant-make-up-their-mind/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[27 People Who Followed Instructions A Little TOO Literally]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-literal-following-instructions-photos/nathandavidson?source=rss

Some people tend to take things a little too literally, and literally following directions often leads to places the instructors never anticipated. Granted, many of the people in these scenarios knew exactly what they were doing, but it doesn't make these follow instructions memes any less hysterical. Whether it's literally following the instructions of cake decoration or taking literal directions from funny signs, people saw an opportunity, took it, and channeled it through their own sense of direction. In a world dominated by people who have a hard time comprehending even the simplest instructions, it's good to know there are still humans who know not only how play by the rules, but bend them.


27 People Who Followed Instructions A Little TOO Literally,

Oh Deer

Quick To The Draw

Duly Noted

Crushing It

On The Write Track

The Best Of Both Worlds

Blowing Smoke

A Truly Uplifting Experience

Curbside Service

Litter Critter


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Tue, 07 Mar 2017 09:17:04 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-literal-following-instructions-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Freaky TV Show Face Swaps That'll Mess With Your Mind]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-tv-show-face-swaps/nathandavidson?source=rss

Time to take a break from marathoning another Netflix original series and enjoy a collection of disturbing face swaps from your favorite TV shows. Funny celebrity face swaps and co star face swaps  from some of the most iconic television shows of all time abound on this list. Some go over much better than others, but each gives you an entirely new perspective on these beloved shows and sitcoms. Looking for famous couple face swaps like Jim and Pam from The Office or Mulder and Scully from The X-Files? Not a problem. And what's the deal with a Seinfeld face swap? Nothing really, except that it's just as funny as the show itself, if a bit more awkward.


Freaky TV Show Face Swaps That'll Mess With Your Mind,

What About Bob?

To Boldly Swap Where No Man Has Swapped Before

What's The Deal With Face Swaps?

I Am The One Who Swaps!

The Swap Is Out There

Pim And Jam

Wife (Face) Swap

The Modern Family Jewels

With Friends Like These

Mad Woman


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Tue, 10 Jan 2017 09:53:36 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-tv-show-face-swaps/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[21 Of The Funniest Accidental Photobombs Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-accidental-photobombs/nathandavidson?source=rss

Everyone loves a good photobomb, and accidental photobombs only strengthens one's appreciation for this modern art form. One might say accidental photobombs embody the best version of the form, because of the horrified facial expressions and body language of the photobomber offenders. When you think about it, you're at risk of an accidental photobomb anytime you visit a popular destination or brunch spot, where everyone is trying to capture a memorable moment or dish. Animals, not constrained by self-awareness, are even more at risk of photobombing on accident.

The people in these funny photobombs and photobomb fails tried their best to avoid becoming part of photobomb history, but their efforts did not succeed. Due to the omnipresence of photography and some perfect timing, these accidental photobombs will remain a part of your (Internet) history forever.


21 Of The Funniest Accidental Photobombs Ever,

The Original Accidental Photobomb

"In the Way Guy"

Coming Out Of Your Shell

A True Work Of Fart

Photobomb: Excitebike Edition

The Accidental Engagement

Crotch Shot

I'm Starting With The Dad In The Mirror

Tim Duncan's Accidental Photobomb

More Proof That Cats Are A-holes


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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 05:14:55 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-accidental-photobombs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[10 Reasons No One Should Want To Be A Disney Princess]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/why-no-one-should-want-to-be-a-disney-princess/mariel-loveland?source=rss

Every little girl wants to be a Disney princess when she grows up. Forget about the fact that Disney princesses are kind of sexist and that almost all of the classic Disney princesses are bad role models. That skepticism was pretty much thrown out the window of our imaginary magic castles the moment we saw the glamorous dresses, the perfect hair, and the leagues of hunky princes who somehow always want commitment.

It's not really our faults. We grew up watching our favorite Disney princesses float across the screen with an animated grace and beauty we could never possibly obtain (unless Photoshop worked in real life, but science really isn't there yet).  Even now, as adults, we still catch ourselves daydreaming about finding our Prince Charming.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but being a Disney princess isn't all it's cracked up to be. Yeah, you've got great hair and a waistline that people would have to remove ribs to achieve, but there are a zillion reasons why being a Disney princess sucks.


10 Reasons No One Should Want To Be A Disney Princess,

You Will Probably Lose One Or Both Of Your Parents

It' not easy being a Disney princess because you probably have to suffer through some kind of major family loss. The truth is that most Disney princesses lose one of their parents. Ariel, Belle, Pocahontas and Jasmine all lost their mothers when they were very young. Tiana from The Princess and the Frog lost her father during World War I. Cinderella, Snow White, Elsa, and Anna were unfortunate enough to lose both parents.

Even if your parents aren't dead, you're going to have to work very hard to avoid a family tragedy. Mulan literally joined an army to save her aging father from an untimely death.


Someone Is Always Trying To Hurt Or Imprison You

Snow White had a wretched evil queen that was constantly following her around, trying to poison her. In Sleeping Beauty, the horrifically evil Maleficent cursed newborn Aurora by saying she would "prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die." Pocahontas was captured by pilgrims who were trying to kill her entire village. Cinderella was basically enslaved by her nasty stepsisters, and before Belle met the man of her dreams in Beauty and the Beast, her prince charming imprisoned her in his enchanted castle.

Basically, being a Disney princess is a hazard, and so not worth it. Why would you ever want to have to constantly watch your back? Wouldn't you rather eat apples and talk to birds in peace?


You Don't Fit In

It's a fact that Disney princesses never fit in. They're not the popular girls you wish you could sit with during lunch. They're the outsiders. In The Little Mermaid, Ariel felt so disconnected with her life in the ocean that she did whatever she could to grow legs and live on land. In the gut-wrenching musical number "Reflection," Mulan sang about how she felt like she was being forced to be someone she's not. She felt isolated from her family and friends, which only got worse when she joined an army of all men. In Frozen, Elsa was such an outcast that she banished herself to a secluded ice castle because she felt like no one would accept her.

Even when you seem normal and well-adjusted, you can't win. In Beauty and the Beast, Belle was considered a total weirdo because she enjoyed the very regular hobby of reading books. It's always a lose-lose situation.


You're Probably Going To Be Forced To Marry Or Date Someone You Can't Stand

Yes, it's true that some Disney princesses do get the man of their dreams, but they've got to kiss a lot of frogs to get there (and not the magical kind).

In Beauty and the Beast, Belle gets stuck with Gaston. She only meets the man of her dreams once she finds herself imprisoned in his castle (so not chill, by the way). Let's not even talk about the way Jasmine was pawned off on Jafar in Aladdin. The fact that she was a teenager and Jafar appeared to be somewhere in his 40s or 50s is enough to make your skin crawl.


You Can't Trust Anyone

If you're a Disney princess, it's a safe bet that someone is going to betray you. You can't afford to even blink without watching your back.

Look at poor Cinderella. When her father died, her stepfamily basically enslaved her. Snow White was a little bit too trusting with that apple, and boom - permanent slumber. In Tangled, Rapunzel discovered that her mother was actually just a woman who kidnapped her as a baby and locked her in a tower for 18 years in order to steal her hair (not to keep her safe).

Pocahontas's story is by far the worst. She landed the oh-so-dreamy John Smith only to find out he was sent to help murder every single person she knew.


Your Only Friends Are Woodland Creatures And/Or Enchated Magical Beings That Don't Really Exist

If you're a Disney princess you basically have no human friends - think about it! In The Little Mermaid, the only person Ariel could confide in was a highly anxious fish named Flounder. Cinderella only had birds, squirrels and other woodland creatures to talk to (though they conveniently helped her with the laundry), and Mulan's only friend was a sly-talking miniature dragon. Pocahontas actually talked to a tree and a raccoon.

Even modern Disney princesses don't have real human connections. Just look at Anna from Frozen, whose best friend is a snowman named Olaf. Let's just hope the pair never decide to go on a tropical vacation or Anna's new BFF in Frozen 2 will be a puddle of water.


If You're Not Young And Beautiful, You're Evil

There's one thing every Disney princess has in common: they're all young and beautiful. In fact, most Disney princesses are teenage beauty queens, but what happens when they grow up?

Disney princesses must look perfect all the time and can never age for one simple reason: if you're not young and beautiful in a Disney film, you're probably horrifically evil. Forget about running out in sweatpants and skipping a shower. In the Disney world, just a spot of acne could curse you into a downright sinister existence. There's a reason Disney didn't make Ursula the star of The Little Mermaid (it's hard to say it's definitely weight discrimination, but it sure looks like it).


You're Not Allowed To Be Yourself

Disney princesses really struggle with their identity. They're often not allowed to express who they truly are. This is most obvious in Mulan's emotional song "Reflection," where she sings, "When will my reflection show who I am inside?" Ariel has to deal with the same sort of feelings. She has a room full of hidden, forbidden treasures that she visits only in secret. Belle is stuck in the same sort of way, even if she has working legs. She can't pursue her passion for travel because she has to look after her father.


Your Entire Life Revolves Around A Man

You may have many interests - maybe you want to start a business or travel the world. Sorry to break it to you, but if you're a Disney princess, you can forget about any of your personal hopes and dreams. Disney princesses only have one interest - and that's getting hitched.

Take Ariel, for example. She's a beautiful singer with some real star power. She could have probably had a rich and fulfilling career in the undersea music industry (especially with Sebastian in her corner). Nope! Instead, she literally traded her voice to score with some guy. Unless you're one of the lucky few princesses like Merida, who had way better things to do than get with a man, your worth will always be tied to your Prince Charming.


You Are Sexualized At A Young Age By Older Men

Ever get hit on by a creepy older dude and want to cringe? Welcome to your life as a Disney princess. Disney princesses are sexualized at a very young age by older men who should honestly know better.

Snow White is supposed to be 14 years old, yet she's kissing what looks like a grown man. Yes, it saves her life, but it's creepy. Jasmine should be celebrating her sweet 16, but instead, her father pushes her off on a dude who's well over 20 years her senior. Let's not even talk about how she was basically walking around in a bra for the entirety of the film. Ariel's story is even more perplexing. She was naked and couldn't even speak when she washed up on shore with new legs. This didn't stop Prince Eric, an allegedly 18-year-old man, from taking this naked 16-year-old girl home.



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Wed, 29 Mar 2017 09:55:16 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/why-no-one-should-want-to-be-a-disney-princess/mariel-loveland
<![CDATA[21 People Who Asked Their Exes For Nudes And Got A Hilarious Response]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/texts-asking-exes-for-nudes/mick-jacobs?source=rss

Exes make all sorts of ballsy moves, but nothing gets brasher than asking your former significant other for nudes. Just as you've begun putting your troubles behind you, your ex requests a naked picture from you as if you hadn't already made yourself clear. Regardless of why it ended, your relationship is over, and your ex texting you for nudes is on par with Isaiah Washington asking for his job back on Grey's Anatomy. Like "fetch," it's not just not going to happen; it's never going to happen. As annoying as texts asking exes for nudes may be, the more the texts keep flowing, the more material you have to mock them with.


21 People Who Asked Their Exes For Nudes And Got A Hilarious Response,

Flash Me

Get The Juices Flowing

Only The Meaty Parts

No Butts About It

Show Me Yer Booty

Going To The Dark Side

When Your Ex-Spouse Was Very Special

All About The Angles

You're Welcome!

Show Me Your Soul


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Wed, 22 Feb 2017 07:43:21 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/texts-asking-exes-for-nudes/mick-jacobs
<![CDATA[Weirdly Dirty Sega Ads You Won't Believe Actually Ran In The '90s]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-90s-sega-magazine-ads/mick-jacobs?source=rss

As one of the first gaming systems available, the Sega Genesis took many risks to promote itself, including some weirdly mature advertisements from the 1990s. These dirty and sexual Sega ads from the 1990s may appear outlandish, but they actually reflect the trends of gaming advertisements at the time. Feces, fetishes, and a sleazy Sonic the Hedgehog all come together to sell the Sega Genesis in wildly inappropriate ways. You will never look at your Sega in the same way after viewing these dirty and weirdly sexual '90s video game ads that would definitely not fly anymore


Weirdly Dirty Sega Ads You Won't Believe Actually Ran In The '90s,

Fun In The Bedroom

Get Whipped Into Sega

A Heinous Little Hedgehog

Simulate And Stimulate

Very Ballsy

Dropping A Deuce

Let Sega Satisfy You

Quite A Pair

Sega Goes Hard

Getting Handsy


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Mon, 20 Mar 2017 08:39:04 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-90s-sega-magazine-ads/mick-jacobs
<![CDATA[23 Photos That Prove Cooking And Drinking Don't Mix]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/drunk-cooking-photos/nathandavidson?source=rss

In the wee hours of the morning, after consuming too many drinks, you find yourself in dire need of food. It's too late to order delivery and you're way too intoxicated to drive anywhere. You begin to scour your refrigerator and cupboards for anything that could magically transform into a meal. Such drunken attempts at food preparation leads to the kitchen phenomenon of drinking and cooking, which pair together about as well as a hairdryer in a bathtub.

Midnight moments just like that led to this epic collection of drunk cooking photos mixed in with a few drunk cooking memes. Drunk cooking pictures validate what everyone already knows: drinking and cooking don't mix. Sure, there's the occasional drunken cooking miracle, but always remember that friends don't let drunk friends cook anything. 


23 Photos That Prove Cooking And Drinking Don't Mix,

Chef Boy-Was-I-That-Drunk?

Yolk's On You

That Pizza Got Pwn'd

Drop Top, Clock Top

The WTF Sandwich

Cheerios Casserole

A Toast To Bowties

Hot Dog Sliders Anyone?

A Tortilla Tragedy

Pasta La Vista, Baby


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Tue, 21 Mar 2017 06:54:47 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/drunk-cooking-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Hilarious "Lost A Bet" Tattoos That Will Never Go Away]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/lost-a-bet-tattoos/ashley-reign?source=rss

Losing a bet never feels enjoyable, and the losers in this series of photos went through both the pain of loss and that of receiving a lost bet tattoo. These folks overestimated their favorite football teams and their beer pong skills, and for their avarice shall forever sport funny tattoos. Here you'll observe hysterical, insane, WTF tattoos resulting from bets gone horribly wrong.

As it turns out, many of their friends weren't quite so friendly when it came time to cash in on the chance to forever ink their friends with hysterical monstrosities. So approach your bets wisely, without any promises of permanent ink; you truly won't understand the implications of a lost bet tattoo until it is too late.


Hilarious "Lost A Bet" Tattoos That Will Never Go Away,

This Guy's Loss Came In Like A Wrecking Ball

One Omaha fantasy football league has stakes that are, shall we say, a little higher than most. Known as the Tattoo League, the member with the lowest standings at the end of the season is traditionally forced to get a tattoo chosen by the nine other dudes in the league. 

Behold the 2013 loser who is forever forced to walk about with this ink featuring Matthew Berry impersonating Miley Cyrus. Ouch!


This Guy Who Boasts A Reluctant Buckeyes Tat

One Oregon fan, who prefers to remain anonymous for obvious reasons, got a little too ambitious when it comes to his beloved Ducks. After losing a bet that they'd win the first ever College Football Playoff Championship Game, he was forced to get a tat of his not so beloved Ohio Buckeyes' logo.
 


This Broncos Fan Who Is Forever Branded With Bill Belichick's Name

In 2011, Bronco's fan Brady Wagner put a little too much faith in Tim Tebow. Wagner hoped to end up watching his pal, a diehard Patriot's fan. get Tebow's name tatted on his body. When the Bronco's failed to come through however, it was Wagner who ended up being forced to get New England's coach's name tatted on his own skin forever more.

 


Tony Romo's Star Of Shame

Will Smithson may have felt the pain of having to get Tony Romo's name forever getting tattooed on his body after his beloved Cowboy's failed to reach the Super Bowl one year. But the real kicker? The bet winner was none other than his wife.


This Guy Who Was Forced To Become A Belieber

Here we have the unfortunate loser of an Omaha Fantasy Football league in which the guy who comes in last ends up with a piece such as this monstrosity. Though everyone is clear on the bet at the beginning of the season, there's no telling what the winners will come up with as the loser's hideous new ink piece.


This Forever Black Nippled Gentleman

Here with have proof that one should never make a friendly bet with a tattoo artist over a game of beer pong. Especially one that doesn't specify that nipples are off limits. 


This Unfortunate Proof That Narwhals Do In Fact Exist

Ever heard of a narwhal? Neither had this unfortunate guy who one day while discussing them with his pals utter a fateful promise to get one tattooed on himself if they were in fact actual creatures. 

As you can see, Google won out in the end. 


This Guy And His Trump Stamp

America's Democrats may have felt the sting of Donald Trump's presidential election, but perhaps none quite so hard as Bernie supporter, Zach Cobert. Cobert bet a friend that if Trump somehow managed to win the office, he's have a tattoo of America's newest leader tattooed on his body.

You can even watch the whole scene unfold via this facebook video.


A Tat With An Important Lesson Attached

Though the owner of this gem remains mercifully at large, the guy behind the ink posted this picture of his handy work on Reddit with an important moral attached: never lose a bet with a tattoo artist. Copy that.


This Guy With The World's Meanest Friends

Yet further proof you should never hinge a tattoo on a football game. Or should at least specify what said tat will be of during negotiations.



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Tue, 28 Feb 2017 04:34:44 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/lost-a-bet-tattoos/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Pictures That Could Only Be Taken In Germany]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/meanwhile-in-germany-pictures/nathandavidson?source=rss

Before you embark on this epic photo gallery journey through Germany, be prepared to expect the wurst and hope for the best. You know, because you're going to see at least one or two photos involving bratwurst and other pictures that could only be taken in Germany. You observed the wonder of WTF Russia photos and WTF Japan photos, but WTF Germany photos exude their own special brand of bizarre. Like lederhosen, these photos are outlandish, yet are also things you would expect to happen only in Germany. From cow racing to David Hasselhoff statues, these are the most outrageous, most typical German pictures the Internet has ever laid eyes on.


Pictures That Could Only Be Taken In Germany,

Tiers For Biers

The Barmobile

German Architecture At Its Finest

German Advertising Done Right

Don't Hassle The Hoff Statue

Sausage Party

Hitler Or Miss

Udderly Shocking

Germany's Fantastic Voyage

Germany's Biggest Dick


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Tue, 14 Mar 2017 09:29:51 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/meanwhile-in-germany-pictures/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[28 Sad, Yet Hilarious Desperate Texts From Exes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-desperate-ex-texts/mick-jacobs?source=rss

Communication is key, and these funny pathetic texts from exes are keys best left unturned. Who hasn't woken up to a sad midnight text from an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend asking some variation on those fateful words: "R U up?" Well, now they are, and they've screen-shotted that text for all of Instagram to see.

Texts From Your Ex compiles all the funniest texts from ex-lovers for your gawking pleasure, reminding everyone to think before you text. Collected here lie many awkward sexts, confessions of love, and tons of other misguided and misspelled feelings that inspire no sympathy, only laughs. While some respondents lay their exes down gently and others just lay them out, each one makes like Gordon Ramsay, and shuts it down.


28 Sad, Yet Hilarious Desperate Texts From Exes,

Don't Make Me Get Paula

See Me Every Time You Scroll

Monkey See, Monkey Don't

Netflix And Nil

Spelling It Out

Nah, Just Better

Hard Candy, Harder Pass

Now You Know

Sadness Can't Be Beat

Any Sugar With That?


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Wed, 08 Mar 2017 00:46:24 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-desperate-ex-texts/mick-jacobs
<![CDATA[This Guy Photoshops Himself Into Weirdly Intimate Pictures With Rihanna]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-peejet-rihanna-photoshop-pictures/mick-jacobs?source=rss

Very few people find themselves not wanting to be with Rihanna, either in bed or as a bud-smoking buddy. From Drake to Shia LaBeouf to Leonardo DiCaprio, everyone wants to be under this Barbadian babe's umbrella of approval, so much so that people will even go to great lengths to imitate it.

Peeje T, Instagram wiz and Internet sensation, also has love on the brain for Robyn Fenty, and fashioned that love into funny Rihanna photoshops. A seasoned pro at this manipulation, Peeje T photoshops Rihanna and himself side-by-side to shine together like diamonds in the sky. Honestly, anything with Rihanna in it always looks lovely, so it's not like Peeje T needed to work extra hard here, but please recognize he's trying, baby. 


This Guy Photoshops Himself Into Weirdly Intimate Pictures With Rihanna,

Jaws Of Love

Still Got My Honey

In Disturbia

My Pics Don't Lie

You Neeeeeeded Me

Only Girl (In His World)

What Started Out As A Simple Altercation...

What Exactly Are You Willing To Do?

Playing Peekaboo With Boo

XXXmas


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Tue, 07 Mar 2017 09:15:01 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-peejet-rihanna-photoshop-pictures/mick-jacobs
<![CDATA[23 Of The Funniest College Basketball Free Throw Distraction Signs]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/college-basketball-free-throw-distraction-signs/nathandavidson?source=rss

Free throw distractions emerged as an art form in college basketball over the years as the sport grew larger and school spirit exploded. Students wave their hands in distracting ways, make homemade signs, and scream obscenities, all uncivilized but entertaining ways to distract shooters on opposing teams.

Humorous game day signs have been a staple of college basketball games for decades, but thanks to modern printing technology and millennial humor, college student sections now take basketball distraction signs to a whole new level in the form of famous celebrity heads, fake child birth, and space cats. They're all part of an ongoing competition in college basketball for the prestigious title of "most annoying fans." In honor of March Madness, entertain yourself with some free throw distraction signs that definitely made an impression on the players who faced them.


23 Of The Funniest College Basketball Free Throw Distraction Signs,

Meanwhile, In Vegas...

VCU: Virtual Cat University

Too Many Holes

Oops, I Missed It Again

The Dynamic Distraction Duo

Here There Be Icons

There's Waldo

Duke's Dreaded Speedo Guy

Mama June In Full Bloom

Send In The Clown


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Tue, 21 Mar 2017 05:45:06 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/college-basketball-free-throw-distraction-signs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The 25 Greatest Bad News Cakes Ever Baked]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/bad-news-cakes/nathandavidson?source=rss

Getting bad news always sucks, and no matter how it's delivered it will usually rain on your parade. Thankfully, the bearers of bad news themselves are tired of your desire to shoot the messenger; they also know that you're probably hungry right now. So this time, to cushion the blow of bad news, they brought cake.

A confection useful for all types of events, cake rarely fails to leave people in awe and good nature. Even in the most awkward of circumstances, frosted pastries feel a lot better than the empty air you would otherwise wallow in. The cakes in this list do their best to coat these situations in as much icing as they can. 

At least these folks got a cake for their troubles, which is more than many can say.


The 25 Greatest Bad News Cakes Ever Baked,

Divorce Can Be A Cakewalk

Moving Day

Fired By Frosting

Break-Up Baking

People Always Say Tha--Wait, What?!

Food For Thought

Up And Away

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

The More You Know...

No Butts About This Break-Up


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Tue, 21 Mar 2017 06:59:38 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/bad-news-cakes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[This Guy Photoshops Himself Into Weirdly Intimate Photos With Kim Kardashian]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/peejet-kim-kardashian-photoshop-pictures/damon-davis?source=rss

Kim Kardashian's fame largely rests on her devotion to her own self-love, so it stands to reason those who feed into it might also feel its effects by proximity. Such is the case with Peeje T, a viral Photoshop artist who plants himself into photos with some of the world's biggest stars. Given Kardashian's constant presence in all media forms, she provides an endless array of material for Peeje to sabotage and selfie-bomb to the Internet's delight.

Peeje never tries to pretend he's actually with her. Rather, he does what so many have done before and enhances media using the power of pop culture and editing software. Some people may otherwise delude themselves, but Peeje T's totally in on his own joke, literally.


This Guy Photoshops Himself Into Weirdly Intimate Photos With Kim Kardashian,

Bound 2 U Both

In With The Cool Crowd

Stallin' Together

He's Got You, Baby

Gone Grave Robbin

Kanye Never Said Seatcheck

When You Try To Go North But Things Just Go South

DJ Got Them Falling In Love

Kanye's New Muse

She Loves Him So


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Tue, 14 Feb 2017 01:37:59 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/peejet-kim-kardashian-photoshop-pictures/damon-davis
<![CDATA[Unbelievable Hospital Selfies That'll Make You Feel Weird Deep Down]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/hospital-selfies/jacob-shelton?source=rss

There’s nothing wrong with a fun selfie, unless you’re taking a selfie with a dead body or while covered in blood. Though the ICU may have some excellent lighting, it's meant to care for your health, not your narcissism. For some reason everyone thinks people want to see their gore-soaked, tube-laden selfies into the world. Selfies in hospitals aren’t wrong on a fundamental level, but trying to look sexy in a hospital gown is like posing in the middle of taking a number two: who wants to see you at your lowest?

No one enjoys being in a hospital, and when you post a hospital selfie you force the world to go to the one place they hate while you show off how good your bum looks in a paper gown. No thanks.


Unbelievable Hospital Selfies That'll Make You Feel Weird Deep Down,

The Perfect Tinder Pic

R.I.P. Really Into Posting Selfies

You Can't Beat A Psoriasis Leg Selfie

Trust Me, I'm A Pretend Doctor

Who Are You Sending This To?

Did She Steal $50 From Her Bed-Ridden Boyfriend?

Wired Up

Jack Nicholson Really Was The Best Joker

Grief Makes Us Do Strange Things

May A Flight Of Angels Sing Thee To Thy Rest


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Wed, 25 Jan 2017 06:49:25 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/hospital-selfies/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[The Best Kids Notes Ever Written To The Tooth Fairy]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/tooth-fairy-letters-from-kids/nathandavidson?source=rss

You are about to experience the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth concerning notes children wrote to one of childhood's most elusive characters: the Tooth Fairy. Dealing with the Tooth Fairy initiates every young child's first lesson in capitalism and the art trading of goods and services for money.

This collection of humorous letters to the night's dental dame showcase the art of the tooth deal and how to make paper without necessarily having to leave a tooth under your pillow. Some children appear understandably agitated communicating with some tooth-stealing creature, but others are eager to do business with him or her. Either way, these Tooth Fairy letters reveal children destined to be incredibly skilled future entrepreneurs in this country. 


The Best Kids Notes Ever Written To The Tooth Fairy,

Show Me The Money

Matchmaker

Slick Rick

For A Good Cause

Healthy App-etite

Tough Times For Teeth

Twenty And Call It Even?

One In A Billion

Better Make It Two

Big Fan


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Tue, 14 Mar 2017 09:24:40 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/tooth-fairy-letters-from-kids/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Photos All Wise Guys Can Appreciate]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/wise-guy-photos/nathandavidson?source=rss

Smartasses occupy their own specific niche in humankind, combining a biting sarcasm with a knack for intelligent observations. They constantly police any and all spaces to ensure nothing is taken too seriously, including the scenarios seen below. If you're a card-carrying member of the smartass society, you'll love these smartass memes and sarcastic photos; they may not make the world a better place, but they definitely make people laugh. From passive aggressive store signs to cheeky bar advertisements trolled to perfection, these photos prove that smartasses are everywhere and there is no escaping their keen eyes.


25 Photos All Wise Guys Can Appreciate,

More Than Meets The Eye

Open And Shut Case

Bill Of Rights

The Shape Of Things To Come

On The Fly

Smartass Librarian

Back-To-Back Mysteries

Falling In Line

A Spell Of Sarcasm

Second-Hand Humor


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Tue, 14 Mar 2017 09:14:26 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/wise-guy-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Brilliant Quick Fixes To Everyday Problems]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/quick-fixes-to-everyday-problems/nathandavidson?source=rss

Almost every single day, you encounter one or two problems that could potentially ruin your whole day, and this photo gallery shows you how to ensure life's little hiccups never slow your roll. With these brilliant quick fixes and clever life hacks for everyday problems, the Internet is here to initiate your transformation into your own personal MacGyver. The threat of life's little idiosyncrasies will no longer be as daunting with this collection of life hacks. Existence, as you know it, will never feel the same, for these bits of advice are like typing "rosebud" into The Sims file that is your life. Now that life's a little bit easier, you'll have that time to tackle the other tasks you've been putting off. Get to it!


25 Brilliant Quick Fixes To Everyday Problems,

What's The Scoop?

Flash In The Dust Pan

Netflix And Chill: Pillow Fort Edition

Power-Cleaning

PWN'D!

Wipe Or Die

Ice, Ice, Baby!

Mow Strong

Just For Good Measure

This Totally Blows... In A Good Way


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Tue, 07 Mar 2017 09:19:48 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/quick-fixes-to-everyday-problems/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[18 People Who Actually Brought Shotguns To Their Weddings]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/guns-at-weddings/ashley-reign?source=rss

Chances are you've heard of, or maybe even attended, a shotgun wedding at some point in your life. In the following photos, you'll meet groups of people who took the concept of "shotgun wedding" very literally. Whether they appear to be Mafia or deep South types, these are the families where everyone appears to be packing heat.

While it's unclear exactly what any of them were thinking, history proves it's generally best not to ask too many questions of anyone holding a loaded firearm. These shotguns weddings came together through the efforts of people who forever held their peace - and their piece.


18 People Who Actually Brought Shotguns To Their Weddings,

Firearms And Flowers

The Bachelor Party Was A Blast

Safety's Off And Ready To Party

Shotgun Shells And Wedding Bells

That Awkward Moment When A Bridesmaid Is Wearing The Same Gun As You

The Moment The Groom's Feet Got A Little Less Cold

Do I Hear Any Objections?

Who Needs A Minister When You Have A Magazine?

Ahright Fellas, Whose Next?

Now, Git Down That Aisle


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Tue, 14 Mar 2017 10:31:22 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/guns-at-weddings/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Examples Of Protest Trolling Done Right]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/protest-trolling/nathandavidson?source=rss

Everyone has the right to their opinion just as much as they have the right to have someone else tell them that they're dead wrong. Pictured here are America's best and brightest protest trolls, who aren't hiding behind a Twitter egg. Boldly taking to the streets, these protest trollers hit their strides while interrupting others'. 

Anti-protest signs represent another shining example of freedom of speech in America and is something not nearly celebrated enough. It's the next best thing to photos of parents who hilariously trolled their own kids and yet another amazing step in the ever-expanding trolling universe.


Examples Of Protest Trolling Done Right,

Can We Get God On The Line?

Playing Dumb

This Guy

If The Skirt Fits

Hobby Lobbyist

A New Study Shows...

The Gay Agenda

A Helping Hand

Give Him A Hand

Living In Sin


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Wed, 22 Feb 2017 05:33:53 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/protest-trolling/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Selfie Photobombs Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/selfie-photobombs/nathandavidson?source=rss

Photobombing emerged as an art form as phone cameras improved and the narcissism became too much to bear. What started out as an Internet fad quickly turned into one of our nation's most cherished photography traditions. Over the years, you've seen celebrity photobombs, animal photobombs and even the majestic baby photobombs. It was only a matter of time before selfies, another beloved photography form of the modern era, became the next victim, and that's what this gallery of selfie photobombs is all about. 

Parents and pets alike dove into these selfies, elevating them from a simple profile to pieces of trolling art.  What makes selfie photobombs even better is the fact they can be done covertly, without the subject realizing you've ruined their Instagram post until one of their followers calls them out. The next time you take a selfie, be sure to keep one eye on the camera and the other on the lookout for photobombers.


The Funniest Selfie Photobombs Ever,

That Special Selfie Sentiment

Dad Joke: Selfie Edition

She Let The Dogs Out

Bark At The Moon

The Royal Photobomb

Clooney Vs. Crawford

Foul Play Selfie

Wedding Crasher

The Perfect Tinder Profile Picture

The Finn-ishing Touch


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Tue, 07 Mar 2017 09:26:24 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/selfie-photobombs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Photos That Prove Honesty Truly Is the Best Policy]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-honest-pictures/nathandavidson?source=rss

True honesty can be a hard thing to come by in this day and age of fake news and alternative facts. If everyone were just a bit more honest, life might not only be easier to navigate, it may also be a lot funnier. Thankfully, some people don't beat around the bush and get right to the point, letting you know that, yes, those jeans do make your butt look big. 

The examples of honesty featured here showcase people who aren't playing any games, who also probably spilled the beans on Santa the moment their child could understand words. Both amusing and appropriate, these truths will help you on the path to becoming your best self.

 


Photos That Prove Honesty Truly Is the Best Policy,

Keeping It Real Estate

Honesty, Baby!

Exercising The Demons

50 Shades Of Honest

Honest Obi

Table Your Expectations

Sign Of The Times

Owner Owning It

Honest Abe To Honest Katie

Dead To Rights


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Tue, 07 Mar 2017 09:53:35 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-honest-pictures/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Most Utterly Useless Things Ever Made]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/useless-things/nathandavidson?source=rss

Have you ever wanted to see a stairway to nowhere? How about a camouflage golf ball or a peephole on a door with a window? Well, you're in luck, because these are just a few of the utterly useless things you'll see in this photo gallery of things that shouldn't exist. The fact that these completely useless and stupid inventions actually exist is oddly commendable when you realize that someone actually spent money and time to make these pointless things a reality. One might even argue that these inventions are so useless they deserve their own WikiHow articles to provide an explanation as to why they exist. It's time to shut down the logic portion of your brain and embrace the wonder that is the most utterly useless things ever made by a human. 


The Most Utterly Useless Things Ever Made,

These Drawers

This Bus Chair

This Fire Hydrant

This Handicapped Spot

This Bike Path

This Balcony

This Ramp

This Gate

This Escalator

This Peephole


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Tue, 14 Mar 2017 09:21:48 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/useless-things/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[26 Gross Examples Of Body Hair Art That Are Just Not Okay]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/gross-body-hair-art/nathandavidson?source=rss

When people wish that men would spend more time on self-care, body hair art wasn't exactly what they had in mind. While amazing pieces of art come from the human body, these shaven spectacles flatter the subjects the same way a pair of Crocs flatters your feet. The laws of landscaping differ greatly from the laws of manscaping, meaning those cat designs would look better on your hedges instead of your human body.

Collected below are examples of why radical haircuts should be for heads only. These dudes took an admirable risk that unfortunately did not pay off and now's your chance to let them know who should have just kept that scruff looking rough.


26 Gross Examples Of Body Hair Art That Are Just Not Okay,

Fool Manchu

American Hair Care

The Devil Made Me Do It

Meow You Doing?

Octobro

That Our Flag Was Still Hair

A Shave In A Manger

Treasure Chest

Super Shave

Be My Valentine


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Tue, 07 Mar 2017 10:09:53 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/gross-body-hair-art/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[21 Parents Who Expertly Trolled Their Kids' Embarrassing Selfies]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/parents-mocking-kids-selfies/nathandavidson?source=rss

Keeping your ego in check largely falls on the backs of your parents, who will go out of their way to remind you of your flaws to keep you humble. Selfies, already a risky thing to put on the Internet, provide perfect fodder for a parent's agenda of embarrassment. Nothing puts your narcissism in place like seeing the people who gave you your looks making fun of the ones you're serving on the web.

Boys and girls alike remain targets for mom and dad's savage selfie imitations. The parents below mocked their kids selfies in hilarious ways, proving that one should always be careful when posting something online.


21 Parents Who Expertly Trolled Their Kids' Embarrassing Selfies,

Hug Life

Wine Not

Taking Stock

One Shade Fits All

Phoning It In

Slip Of The Tongue

Think Tank

Innocence Lost

Like Son, Like Father

Mirroring My Daughter


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Tue, 07 Mar 2017 10:17:45 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/parents-mocking-kids-selfies/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Amputees With An Awesome Sense of Humor]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-amputee-pictures/nathandavidson?source=rss

Smiling in the face of adversity reveals the mark of true character, and that's what these funny amputee photos are all about. This collection of funny photos of amputees display the strength and innovation of people making the best of their difficult situation. Though they may lack certain appendages, they definitely kept their sense of humor.

Collected here are funny amputee pictures, clever amputee tattoos and amputee memes just as hilarious as they are commendable. Some of them you may even recognize. These shining examples of amputee humor prove that no matter what life throws your way, you can get through anything and even manage to have a couple laughs along the way.


Amputees With An Awesome Sense of Humor,

You're Bacon Me Crazy

Josh Sundquist Always Wins Halloween

I Love Lamp

Real Genius

Dino-mite Shirt!

Armed And Dangerous

Lord Of The Ring Finger

Winter Wonderland

Clever Girl

A Perfect Score


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Tue, 07 Mar 2017 09:47:17 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-amputee-pictures/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[28 Helpful Notes Written By Drunk People To Their Sober Selves]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/drunk-notes-to-self/nathandavidson?source=rss

All humans are glass cases of emotion, and enough drinks can crack them open to the point where feelings flow uncontrollably like entities from Pandora's Box. To relay these profound sentiments to the sober self, drunks often leave behind drunk notes, documents capable of true brilliance or utter incoherence. Like that meat-lovers' pizza you forgot you ordered, drunk notes are usually a fun surprises you find in your bed the next morning. Accounts from the night before and little tidbits of advice are typical motifs, but many drunk letters defy known language itself, making you question what you got into last night. Thus, it is up to you to Nancy Drew their meanings together the next day.


28 Helpful Notes Written By Drunk People To Their Sober Selves,

Ah Ha!

Dream On

Smarty Pants

Smell You Later

Total Dick Move

Make It Two

About Last Night...

Office Party Fail List

Laid Back

A Plea For Sober Me


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Wed, 04 Jan 2017 06:36:52 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/drunk-notes-to-self/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[16 Models Who Definitely Did Not Eat That Burger]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/models-with-burger-prop-photos/mick-jacobs?source=rss

Food remains a favorite of not only Instagram but of visual media the world over. The only thing more popular than food in the visual realm is hotness; combining the two, however, presents an order taller than a McDonald's extra-large Diet Coke. Rarely does anyone exude beauty when eating anything, especially a massive burger. Aside from the mental image of a burger violating your intestines, the physical imagery involves your gaping mouth and a heap of ketchup, meat, and onions. Most depictions of food consumption are less The Last Supper and more Sausage Party.

These photos of girls posing with burgers offer some alternative facts about eating burgers from places like In-N-Out: that it's glamorous, slimming, and totally something your followers want to know. With bodies like theirs, these women look like they’ve never eaten a burger in their life. But, clearly, these women love to chow down - at least in front of the camera. After you blot your lips on that bun and throw a sepia filter over it, eat it before it gets cold, because that prop is something millions would love to have.


16 Models Who Definitely Did Not Eat That Burger,

You Look Stressed

Knowing Your Prop Is Gonna Get You Some Likes

Don't Break Your Jaw

Just Chilling

A B-Cup

The Best Place To Eat Is A Topless Beach

Deceitful Dockside Burger

Getting A Whiff

Stringin' Us Along

She's Gonna Find A Hair In That Burger


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Wed, 01 Mar 2017 00:48:11 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/models-with-burger-prop-photos/mick-jacobs
<![CDATA[The Beatles' Cleverest, Cheekiest Answers To Stupid Questions]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/clever-beatles-answers-to-stupid-questions/katia-kleyman?source=rss

If The Beatles weren’t busy revolutionizing the music scene in the '60s and '70s, they could have had an impressive run on the comedy circuit. The Fab Four had very different senses of humor - compare John Lennon's acerbic wit to George Harrison's sardonic commentary. That's not to mention Paul McCartney's often epic burns, or the clowning antics of Ringo Starr. These personalities came together beautifully as a cohesive unit.

"The Beatles were kind of the dream of how you might be with your friends as you went through life," Richard Curtis said in documentary The Beatles: Eight Days a Week. The group's classic British humor that was frequently deployed. In fact, it was almost impossible for the Fab Four to sit through an interview without cracking themselves up. Viewers had the privilege of a glimpse of The Beatles' private lives by watching these famous friends riffing on their own inside jokes. But don't expect to find John Lennon's famous quote that Ringo "wasn't the best drummer in the Beatles" here - as Beatles biographer Mark Lewisohn explains, Lennon never said it.

The Beatles were some cheeky monkeys. Besides their music, Fab Four one-liners were probably what they were best known for. These are just a few funny Beatles moments and witty comebacks to enjoy. So Come Together and have a good laugh at The Beatles’ hilarious retorts to silly interview questions.


The Beatles' Cleverest, Cheekiest Answers To Stupid Questions,

Lennon Got His Bandmates To Type Out His Book

Lennon was acting incredibly silly during a Swedish interview in 1964. The interviewer was focusing on Lennon’s book, In His Own Write. The interviewer asked whether Lennon's bandmates had anything to do with his book, particularly "did they help or hinder you in any way?" Lennon answered, "No, they typed it out for me."


Harrison Says Yes To Success

Harrison was pretty good at keeping a straight face while cracking wise. During the "interviews" in A Hard Day’s Night, a reporter asked Harrison, "Has success changed your life?" To which Harrison succinctly replied, "Yes."


Harrison Prefers Lennon's Wife

During the same 1964 Texas interview where Starr puffed on his cigarette, Harrison made a pretty bold comment about one of his bandmate’s wives. The reporter asked Lennon what type of girls he prefers, to which Lennon responded "my wife." When the same question was posed to Harrison, he quipped, "John’s wife."

At the time, Lennon was married to Cynthia Powell.


The Beatles Are Un-American

The Beatles took lots of jabs at the United States, whether they were making fun of the accents or the culture in general. During a 1963 interview in England (before the Beatles came to America for the first time), Lennon dropped this burn about Americans.

"[The Americans] think your haircuts are un-American," a reported said.

"Well, that’s very observant of them, cause we aren’t American, actually," Lennon replied.


McCartney Would Make A Great Mocker

McCartney was apparently feeling goofy during a 1963 interview at the Twickenham film studios outside London. The interview opened up to a Q&A from the fans, and a girl asked McCartney if he preferred mods or rockers. In other words, whether he sided with the stylish kids who favored Vespas, or the harder edged rockers with their leather jackets.

McCartney looked like he was put on the spot with the question. "I dunno, I like any of ‘em," he said. Then he added, "Mockers, I like. I think they’re the best."


Songs About Prostitutes And Lesbians

The Beatles didn't shy away from joking about subjects that were considered controversial during the '60s. During a Los Angeles press conference in 1966, a reporter directed a question to McCartney and Lennon about two of their recent songs. The reporter referred to a Time Magazine article that claimed that "Day Tripper" was about a prostitute and "Norwegian Wood" was about a lesbian. When he asked McCartney what he thought about the criticism, he replied, "We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians."

Later in the interview, a reporter asked what the inspiration for "Eleanor Rigby" was, and Lennon responded, "two queers."


Ringo Starr, Non-Smoker

Starr may not have been as outspoken as his bandmates, but he had a really cheeky sense of humor. During a 1964 interview in Texas, the Fab Four seemed to love playing into the whole Texan aesthetic. McCartney even had a big cowboy hat on and tried his hand at a Texan accent. Then a reporter asked Starr if he had any political affiliations. Starr replied, "I don’t even smoke." He then proceeded to take a big drag of his cigarette.


They're Only In It For The Money

When The Fab Four were asked what their favorite thing was about their rock star status during a 1965 interview, they had a unanimous answer.

"You’ve got fame and fortune," said the interviewer. "If this were all to disappear overnight, and you were left with one thing you’d like to hang on to, what would that be?"

"The money," they all said at the same time.


Nothing But Elvis Impersonators

On February 7, 1964, the Beatles had their first U.S. press conference. It was a madhouse, but one reporter managed to get this question in: "What do you think of the comment that you’re nothing but a bunch of British Elvis Presley impersonators?"

Starr began dancing his interpretation of Elvis’ moves, and said, "It’s not true! It’s not true!"


Eric The Beatle

Lennon called out an American reporter who didn’t do his homework during an interview in the early '60s. A reporter came up to Lennon and asked, “Which one are you?” Lennon's answer: "I’m Eric."

When the reporter told him to speak to "the American public, 40 million viewers," Lennon quipped, "Only looks like one man to me... Oh, it’s the cameraman."



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Thu, 05 Jan 2017 02:23:17 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/clever-beatles-answers-to-stupid-questions/katia-kleyman
<![CDATA[22 Posts That Perfectly Sum Up Your Long-Term Relationship]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/long-term-relationship-memes/nathandavidson?source=rss

People in successful long-term relationships always encounter the same hurdles: establishing honesty, understanding, and a surefire method of communication. Seems easy enough, but there has to be more to it than that, right? The single people of the world need more details in order to achieve success in future relationships and that's what these long-term relationship posts are all about.

This is the inside scoop about the reality of long-term relationships mixed with some jokes to get you through those nasty rough patches. If you're looking for some spot-on memes about commitment, you've come to the right place. Once you're done, try practicing the principles of these long-term relationship memes with your cat or dog and take comfort in knowing that you can drop a deuce with the bathroom door open.


22 Posts That Perfectly Sum Up Your Long-Term Relationship,

Fake It 'Till You Make It

Nothing To Hide

About A Girl

Down And Dirty

Things Go To Sh*t

Bath Bed & Beyond

When He's Not Making Any Cents

Good Vibrations

Silence Is Golden

Close Shave


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Wed, 22 Feb 2017 04:13:24 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/long-term-relationship-memes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[19 Teachers Who Might Be Famous People In Disguise]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/teachers-who-look-like-famous-people/nathandavidson?source=rss

Yet another Doppelganger phenomenon is spreading across the Internet and this time the target is teachers who look like famous people. Students all over the world are revealing teachers who look like celebrities and they have photographic evidence to prove it. In this amazing collection of uncanny celebrity lookalikes and teachers who look like movie characters in real life, you'll see everything from Patrick Stewart's professor Doppelganger to possible proof that Steve Irwin is alive. 

The next time someone argues against phones in classrooms, show them this slideshow of professors who look like celebrities. People need to know the important work being undertaken by students, who all appear to possess bright futures as paparazzi.


19 Teachers Who Might Be Famous People In Disguise,

It's Easy, M'kay

Steve Jobs: The Later Years

The Other John C. Reilly

Meanwhile, At Al's Toy Barn

How To Crocodile Hunt, 101

It's Edna Mode, Darling

Professor Gru At Your Service

Lord Farquadd, I Presume?

O Captain! My Captain!

You Stay Classy, Professor Burgundy


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