<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[13 Studies Clearly Conducted to Get Women to Put Out More]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/studies-clearly-conducted-to-get-women-to-put-out/joe-starr
At the end of the day, you can’t question science. After all, it explains why up is down, leads to medical breakthroughs, and unravels the greatest mystery of all: magnets, and how they work. But did you know that science also has a major focus on getting men laid? Time and time again, science is used for the benefit of all mankind’s boners. Researching this list shattered all of my preconceptions about scientists: the respectability, the comforting stoicism, and the lab coats, and has replaced it with the end credits of The Man Show.

This is a list of the health benefits of sex, semen and male sperm. Is sex scientifically proven to be good for your health? Yes. Yes, it is, according to these studies that were clearly conducted to get women to put out more. These doctors and scientists say that having more sexy-time can prevent cancer, diminish wrinkles and fine lines, increase life expectancy and well-being, cure migraines, incontinence, the common cold, and morning sickness. Sex is a miracle cure and it is free for the taking, ladies! What are the benefits of sex?

Having regular sexual intercourse has many physical, psychological, biological and social benefits for both men and women. But sometimes some ladies and gentlemen don't feel up for a rigorous sex regimen. Sometimes they are tired. Why don't women want to have sex all the time? Because they have migraines, a cold, or are feeling down and don't yet know that sex is actually a secret miracle cure for all of these ailments! So gather 'round, ladies stop your whining, and men arm yourself with this list of studies that prove sex is good for you.
13 Studies Clearly Conducted to Get Women to Put Out More, babes, science, sex, other,

Sex Cures the Common Cold, Apparently
You know how there’s no cure for the common cold? Well, there is. Can you guess what it is? Newsweek reports that bed-squeaking can cure the common cold. It works by raising immunoglobin A, an important virus fighting antibody, during intercourse.

As an added bonus, “my immunoglobins aren’t the only thing being raised right now” is my new favorite pick up line.The study is inconclusive about benefits regarding sex exclusively involving women, but notes that ‘it wouldn’t hurt to try it out.’

So there’s one for you, angry looking lesbian stereotypes. Cheer up.

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Doctors Say Looking at Well Endowed Women for 10 Minutes a Day Is Good for Your Health
A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's t-shirt stretchers for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

See guys, not all news from Germany is terrible!

Completely ignoring the logic that if this were true, men would never get sick or die ever, this study insists that men who were told to stare at bosoms daily (they had to be told?) had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease. Thank god I know this, because I was scared I was going to have to jog or squat or move or something.

It’s worth noting that the research team spent five years working on this discovery. Five years of staring at funbags, no doubt funded by some sort of grant: It’s a project that Peter Venkman could only dream of.

Apparently there are also some specific time and size correlations: men over 40 should spend at least ten minutes daily admiring heaven-sacks sized D-cup or larger.

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Blowjobs Reduce Depression in Men AND Women, Says Study Women Will Ignore
Good news for men (and women too, I guess)! A 2015 NYU study showed that giving dudes a little oral action is actually good for both men and women, at least when it comes to depression. The catch? The ladies have to swallow.

The study asked 293 female college students about their sex lives, and compared their responses with surveys about depression. They found that women who had sex without condoms (and were therefore exposed to semen) were less depressed than those who abstained from sex or who had sex using condoms.

So why blowjobs and not plain ol' missionary? Since vaginal sex can give women anxiety about getting pregnant, it may just be easier and safer to get your daily dose of semen orally. Oh, and the study also found that semen can increase a woman's ability to concentrate. Do with that what you will.


Regularly Massaging Breasts Could Prevent Cancer, Says Best Study Ever
Laboratory experiments show that applying physical pressure to malignant breast cells guides them back to a normal growth pattern, preventing them from triggering cancer.

I feel blessed we’ve come to live in a time when the most important guy in the hospital is the one in the Female Body Inspector t-shirt.

While scientists don’t expect to fight breast cancer with compression bras (who needs bras when I’ve got two hands amIrightbros? High fives!), they do believe this research provides clues that could lead to new treatments- Treatments that could lead to exciting new love-melon squeezing jobs in the medical industry.

Guys, can you believe it? Normally this kind of stuff gets us into a lot of trouble, but if science has its way, you’re no longer an aggressive and unwanted borderline sexual predator: you’re a certified jello-mold hero.

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Swallowing Semen May Reduce a Woman's Risk of Developing a Dangerous Condition
Several studies have investigated the decrease of pre-eclampsia incidents in women who have unprotected sex with their partners and in women who regularly perform oral sex. Dutch researchers, who clearly have their priorities straight, concluded that oral exposure of and gastrointestinal absorption of man-juice establishes the immunological tolerance necessary for a safe and successful pregnancy.

The Dutch really seem to have their mouth around a solution to pre-eclampsia. Holding for applause.

Seriously, there’s nothing in nature stronger than a mother’s instinct to protect her child, and it’s about time we warped and twisted that beautiful bond to get more blowjobs. If you won’t do it for me, my love…Do it for our unborn son. Don’t spit away his future.

(See for yourself here)

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Proof that some scientific studies are strictly conducted to get guys a little more sex. 
Semen Is Highly Effective in Treating Wrinkles
A Norwegian company is bottling spermine, a powerful anti oxidant found in guy-pudding, saying it diminishes wrinkles and smoothes the skin.

Facial treatments start at $250, which is ridiculous considering the sizable volunteer base willing to render their services for free. The company behind this miracle tonic is called Bioforskning, named for Odin’s third son who will be played by Peter North in the upcoming Marvel sex adventure Thor: Money Shots.
Even the BBC Carried Out Experiments to See If Food Changes the Taste of Semen
Gordon Gallup, the porn appropriate named scientist at the State University of New York as concluded that there is something in semen that can alter moods positively, and if isolated could be an alternative way of treating depression. He goes further, pointing out that after tests assessing nearly a thousand women, that ‘women who don’t wear use condoms tend to be more gutted when their relationships break down, yet get into new sexual relationships more quickly than those that do.’

“It’s as if they find semen addictive.”

That’s a real quote. A real quote from a god damn scientist. Women need dude-cream to be happy. That’s why all lesbians in the hacky 90’s sitcom reality we live in look angry and miserable.

Frankly, I’m relieved. After hearing hundreds of rappers similarly hypothesize, it’s fantastic to finally see the scientific community rally behind ladies straight needing mad giggle-stick. Next up, the science of twerking: a surprising cure for scoliosis.

The BBC tested it
. It's true. Try it for yourself.
Studies Find That Fooling Around in Bed Can Be a Natural Anti-Depressant
In the late 1980s, when doctors still knew how to party, a study of 85 women concluded that 61% of women who treated their migraines with sex reported some kind of relief, with more than 20% saying their headaches were completely cured.

The oldest excuse in the book has been moot since the 80s and no one has told us? Thanks for nothing, The 80s. Honestly, this one isn’t quite as strong a home run as the various swallow cures we’ve been studying: it puts a lot of pressure on the man. I’ve got to get you off AND make your head feel better? I’M ONLY ONE MAN, DAMN IT.

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It's Official: Semen is Proven to Increase Life Expectancy
Gordon Gallup, who you remember from an earlier story about women needing man-juices in order to function emotionally, believes that the best way to cure morning sickness in pregnant women is sperm.

The article doesn’t really mention specifics of any study. There may not have been- this Gallup guy is the Billy Graham of sucking talley-whacker and he’s not even bothering to cite bible passages anymore: If this guy says that man-naise will give you Spider powers, than you had better believe that with great power comes (again, pun intended) great responsibility.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve got the first few song lyrics to my Mary Poppins porn parody locked in.

Obviously, this is something scientists have discovered with absolutely no ulterior motives.

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 10:14:57 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/studies-clearly-conducted-to-get-women-to-put-out/joe-starr
<![CDATA[The Best of the Skeptical 3rd World Kid Meme]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-of-the-skeptical-3rd-world-kid-meme/robert-wabash
The Skeptical 3rd World Kid meme, also known as the Skeptical Third World Baby shows that even charity shouldn't be taken blindly. This photo meme features a picture of an African child being talked to by an obvious first world tourist or care giver, and he has a very suspect look on his face. Much like it's predecessor, 3rd World Success Kid, Skeptical 3rd World Kid shows the difference between 1st world and 3rd world problems. Things like indoor plumbing, having constant food and even nice clothes are a luxury that is highly suspect to the Skeptical Third World Kid.

What are the best Skeptical 3rd World Kid memes? Check out Ranker's other meme gatherings like the Best of the Berks Meme, the Best of the 3rd Success Kid and the Very Best of the Overly Attached Girlfriend.
The Best of the Skeptical 3rd World Kid Meme,

On Adoption

On Expensive Rocks

On Tears

On Pretend Time

On Meal Schedules

On Indoor Plumbing

On Pronunciation

On Vegetables

On Adoption

On Past Rememberances


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Thu, 21 Jun 2012 09:38:47 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-of-the-skeptical-3rd-world-kid-meme/robert-wabash
<![CDATA[The Most Amped and Excited Price Is Right Audience Members]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/price-is-right-audience-members/jacob-shelton
COME ON DOOOOWN... to this list of The Price Is Right audience members. Over the years this fan favorite and offbeat daytime TV game show has produced hundreds of memorable moments, most of them including the quirky audience members who line up each day hoping to appear on the small screen and maybe even win something. If you want to try your luck on America’s favorite game show, you need to get your bad self down to Los Angeles. While it’s pretty easy to score tickets to The Price Is Right, the real skill is making a memorable entrance. Some people crowd surf and a lot of people fall down, but it’s up to you to figure out what your method’s going to be. Take some time and study this list of the craziest Price Is Right audience members to see what not to do.

Whether they’re standing next to Bob or Drew, The Price Is Right audience members go completely HAM when they’re playing their favorite Price Is Right game. Some of them lose their minds and can’t stop screaming, while others seem to only then realize that they’re on television and clam up in front of millions of people worldwide. Strangely enough, grannies tend to handle the Price Is Right with the aplomb of the Queen of England. If you don’t believe us, check out the Price Is Right audience members and prepare to experience some of the craziest people you’ll ever see.

Vote up your favorite audience moment from The Price Is Right, and leave us a comment about that time that your Aunt Shirley almost won a speedboat.
The Most Amped and Excited Price Is Right Audience Members,

Price Is Right Superfan

Is Cody Auditioning For Bob's Job?

There's Nothing Worse Than A Clingy Contestant

Remember To Tip Your Waitresses

Somebody Get Laura Her Meds!

Jose: Genuine Idiot

Chill Is Not In His Vocabulary

Has Anyone Ever Been This Excited About Anything Ever?

Grandma Almost Has A Heart Attack After Scoring A Hole In One

You Probably Shouldn't Talk Smack To Bob


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Fri, 15 May 2015 03:40:47 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/price-is-right-audience-members/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[Practical Solutions to First World Problems]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/solutions-to-first-world-problems/ashley-reign
Are you the type who seems to constantly find yourself wallowing in self-pity despite your financial and social-economic security? Ever feel like your designer glass if half empty? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you’ve got first world problems and luckily are about to get some answers. We’ve compiled a helpful list of genius and easy solutions to first world problems that’s guaranteed to turn your luck around.
 
Here you’ll find a collection of simple tips and tricks to deal with the biggest problems that don’t really matter at all. Hate having to choose whether to keep wearing that trendy messenger bag or having to endure a little shoulder pain? We’ve got a tip that’ll render the problem obsolete. Has your day ever been plunged into a black hole of dark depression due to some ill-natured vending machine refusing to give you that stuck candy bar, which happens to be the last one? Never again. Wish you could ride the elevator without stopping on every floor and having to (gasp!) share it with others? Here you’ll find ways to arm yourself with solutions to all those first world problems that lurk in the shadows of your comfy suburban life, just waiting to spoil your day.
 
So stop agonizing over the fact that your freshly microwaved meal still has a slightly cold center and learn how to take matters into your own hands with the answers to all those funny first world problem memes! You may enter as one more helpless first world victim, but you’ll leave as a newly transformed first world warrior, ready to face whatever petty obstacles come your way!

Practical Solutions to First World Problems,

Solution: Never Be Forced to Eyeball "Even" Again!

Problem: DIY Photo Hanging Got You Down?

Problem: Uh Oh, It's Jean Hand!

Problem: Trend Induced Shoulder Pain

Solution: Use the Packaging to Your Advantage and Don't Even Dirty a Glass!

Solution: Put the Strap Through the Handle of Your Messanger Bag to Make a Backpack

Problem: Cookie Is So Close to a Solid Milk Dunk, Yet So Far Away

Solution: Turn Your Jacket Around Backwards for a DIY Snuggie/Snack Holder

Problem: Facing the Harsh, Cold World Outside Your Shower

Solution: Salt Dat Denim


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Fri, 20 Feb 2015 09:08:15 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/solutions-to-first-world-problems/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[18 Hilarious Pictures of Kids Before and After Their First Day of School]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-before-and-after-their-first-day-of-school/nathandavidson

The difference between the first day of school and the last day of school is basically like the difference between heaven and hell. On the first day, you walk through the pearly gates of your new school filled with optimism, a sense of wonder, and a snack pack. Then you wake up for day two, and the reality of having to do this 179 more times kicks in.

These pictures of kids before and after their first day of school will open your eyes to this horrible truth and make you want to laugh and also give these kids a hug. Don't worry guys, there's only 3,299 days of school left! Let's all hope that act of going to the same place with the same people day in and day out gets a little easier for these kids as the school year progresses. But just in case, maybe their parents should hold off on telling them about 9-5 office jobs. 


18 Hilarious Pictures of Kids Before and After Their First Day of School,

The Look of Defeat

The Dawn of the Second Day

Day of Reckoning

Not Again

Sometimes Day Two Hits You Hard, Bro

School Daze

Only 179 More Days to Go

Too Tired to Go On

If You're Not First, You're Last

Tired Act


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Wed, 28 Sep 2016 08:53:17 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-before-and-after-their-first-day-of-school/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The 47 Douchiest Things Justin Bieber Has Ever Done]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/douchiest-things-justin-bieber-has-ever-done/ariel-kana
List of the douchiest things Justin Bieber has ever done. From abandoning his own pet monkey in Germany to showing up with a 20-person entourage to guest-host SNL, the Biebs has done quite a few questionable things in recent history. There comes a time in most young famous peoples' lives when their "acting out" incidents become more and more frequent, and the public reaction starts to move away from, "Aw, he probably didn't know any better," to "Ah! What a douchebag!" This list rounds up funny Justin Bieber quotes, stories of him acting dumb, and lays out the evidence for why Justin Bieber is a douche– deciding what you think is up to you. 

Is Justin Bieber a douchebag? Obvs, this depends on who you ask. Devoted fans –Bielebers and those who have Bieber-fever would (or course) say that he is not and that there are many good things about Justin Bieber. But what about the general public? Is spitting in your neighbor's face, threatening paparazzi, and refusing to pay for services that you used enough reason to call someone a douche? Is he actually one of the biggest douchebags in Hollywood? Or is he just acting how any other young person would in these circumstances? Does the Biebs deserve a little slack since he is from Canada and new to all of this fame? 

You can use this list of douch-ey JB moments to make your own decision and judge for yourself. Vote on your favorite d-bag move by the ever-popular teenage heartthrob/popstar, and share with your friends to see what they think.

The 47 Douchiest Things Justin Bieber Has Ever Done,

Starts a Show 2 Hours Late, Says He Was Only 40 Minutes Late
Concertgoers said the teenage star appeared onstage at the 02 Arena in London at 10:30 PM, when the start time had been listed as 8:30. Many in the audience, who had been waiting for hours, faced the choice between leaving early or missing the last trains home. Bieber did apologize – but added that he was actually only 40 minutes late, and it was because of technical difficulties.
After Being Told to Drive More Carefully, He Spit in His Neighbor's Face, Threatened to Kill
Bieber allegedly hocked a loogie and spit it in his 47-year-old neighbor's face after the father of three screamed at him to drive more carefully. Word has it that Bieber had a new Ferrari delivered to his Calabasas home at 8 AM and decided to take it for a test drive inside his gated community. Many neighbors complained that he was driving around 100 mph inside their little community. 

When one neighbor confronted him and said, "You can't drive like this!" Bieber responded by saying, "Get the f**k out of here," and then he spit in the guy's face and said, "I'm gonna f**king kill you."

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Throws a Fit Because He Had to Watch Drake with the Regular People
According to TMZ, Bieber was put into a choke hold at So Cal's 2015 Coachella music festival after an altercation with security. Apparently the Biebs and his entourage were not allowed entrance into the artist area during Drake's performance because it was already at capacity. Instead of watching the set with the rest of the civilians in the crowd, Bieber said he needed special access to the restricted area so that he wouldn't be overwhelmed by fans. The security guards were not amused.

When a staffer finally came over to escort Bieber into the artist area, a security guard, doing his job like a true American hero, came up from behind and put Bieber in a choke hold. After that, Bieber and his personal security team left voluntarily but said they were considering legal action.

Believe it or not, the Biebs actually did something nice! Click here to see. 

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TMZ, Billboard
Banned for Life from a Vegas Indoor Skydiving Gym
Late June 2013, the Biebs and his entourage acted so poorly in a Las Vegas indoor skydiving facility that they were placed on the no-fly list for life. A source told E! News that Bieber and his crew arrived a couple minutes before closing, trashed the bathrooms, and agreed to handle payment after flying.

After they flew, he was given the option to either 1) pay or 2) Instagram a photo of himself with the owner and a favorable caption. Bieber went with option 2 – except rather than actually doing that, he "faked like he was posting something, per the agreement, but never did." Bieber and his friends then left without paying or tipping the staff who helped them fly.
"Anne (Frank) Was a Great Girl. Hopefully She Would Have Been a Belieber."
???

Before playing a show in the Netherlands in early 2013, the Biebs really had a moment at the Anne Frank House. After his hourlong visit with guards and friends, he thoughtfully wrote in their guestbook: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”

And maybe she would have! If she, you know, hadn’t died from typhus in a concentration camp in 1945.
He Abandoned His Pet Monkey in Germany
In March 2013, Justin Bieber flew to Munich to put on a few performances as part of his world tour. On his return trip, his entourage grew just a little bit bigger – to include one new (adorable) baby capuchin monkey. Unfortunately, with all of the excitement around his new pet, Biebs neglected to bring one very, very important document with him to the airport: the necessary clearance forms that would allow him to bring the monkey in and out of Germany.

Because he just showed up with a monkey and no paperwork, German officials seized little OG Mally (which is the monkey's name), and placed him under quarantine. A local animal shelter announced it would give Justin Bieber (who was still in Germany) four weeks to return to Munich with the necessary paperwork to claim his little fella, or else the monkey will be given to a European zoo. Bieber had his people email the shelter to let them know he would not be coming back for him. 

Before he decided to not rescue his pet monkey from Germany, Bieber posted a photo of OG Mally on his Instagram with the caption, “He’s like a human.” (You know, the kind of human you abandon in a foreign country)

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When He Made Prince's Death About Himself
While the world mourned the loss of Prince in April 2016, Bieber was predictably thinking about one thing: himself. The Biebs wanted to make sure fans knew the "Purple Rain" singer wasn't the only star in the world. Singer/songwriter Andrew Watt posted a Prince tribute on Instagram that said, "Today waking up to this news I am truly beside myself...devastated...the last of the greatest living performers...my guitar idol." 

Bieber's response? He commented on the pic: "Well not the last greatest living performer." Wonder who could he have been referring to?


When He Got Into a Fist Fight at a Basketball Game
Apparently tensions were high at the stadium when Bieber stopped by to watch the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 3 of the 2016 NBA Finals. Video of the star showed him throwing a punch at a much larger dude. The other guy got in a few good licks as bystanders tried and failed to pull them apart. Bieber's reps didn't comment on the cause of the fight, but Bieber did post a pic of himself on Instagram with the caption: "Not a scratch on this pretty boy."

Spits Off Balcony On To Fans Below
The tween-idol was photographed hawking spit over the side of a hotel balcony –directly above the faces of hundreds of loyal fans who were gathered below in hopes of catching a glimpse of him. In the same series of extremely bad PR shots, he was then photographed cracking up with his friends and pointing down at the poor teenage girls gathered below that he had just spat on. 

Just moments before the spit-show, Bieber posted a photo of the same fans on Instagram with the caption, "I wake up this morning to this :) best fans in the world #beliebers #sexyfans."

Spitting at a group of teenagers that call themselves "Beliebers" seems cruel enough, but it just seems extra unfair to first give them a shoutout on Instagram and then spit in their faces. They never had a chance to see it coming. 


When He Punched a Fan in the Face

On the way to perform at a show in Brazil, Justin Bieber's car was flooded with fans. However, one fan got a little too close for comfort when he stuck his hand through the Biebz' window to touch the pop star. Bieber, always one to respond in the positively most aggressive way possible, took a jab at the fan. A witness caught video footage of the moment Bieber threw the punch at his (probably) ex-fan, who is visibly shocked by the whole incident. As for the rest of the world, the episode is nothing new when it comes to a day in the life of the Biebz.



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Mon, 24 Jun 2013 04:03:13 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/douchiest-things-justin-bieber-has-ever-done/ariel-kana
<![CDATA[Great Moments in Advertising Graffiti History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-graffiti-on-ads/nathandavidson

There's nothing wrong with a little good, old-fashioned street graffiti as long as it's clever. And this is what this photo gallery is all about. This is 'tagging' at its finest and it's proof that graffiti can be funny when it's properly applied to advertising billboards and signs. So what are you waiting for? An amazing collection of graffiti ads is right here for you to look at. I think you should look at it. Maybe you'll even get some ideas before you head out tonight to graffiti your whole town.


Great Moments in Advertising Graffiti History,

Slot Shaming

Make America Bat Again

Michael Scott Approves This Message

What's in the Box!

Hogging all the Glory

You Slay Me

Men at Work

In Pad Taste

Dude Spoilers!

I Mustache You a Question


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Mon, 18 Jul 2016 07:28:04 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-graffiti-on-ads/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Hilarious Pokemon Go Signs]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pokemon-go-signs/nathandavidson
Pokemon Go mania knows no boundaries. Even though the app has only been out for two weeks, it has become a pop culture lightning bolt. It's gotten so crazy that local businesses, churches, and even strip clubs from all over the world are trying to lure players in with funny Pokemon Go signs.

If that isn't insane enough for you,  there are reports of a Dutch city installing Pokemon Go-crossing signs last week to help protect Pokemon Go players aimlessly wandering around the city. And the crazy thing is you're probably reading this while you're playing Pokemon Go

Take a quick break from catching them all, and enjoy this collection of funny Pokemon Go memes and Pokemon Go pictures. Come on, you can put the game down for a few minutes, can't you?
Hilarious Pokemon Go Signs,

Buckle Up for Safety

Don't Drive and Go

Eye See What You Did There

On the Go

Sorry, Steve

Give Pizza Pokemon a Chance

A Wild Jesus Appeared

Pokemon Go Crossing

Pokemon Go Is so Hot Right Now

Strip Search


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Mon, 18 Jul 2016 03:11:37 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pokemon-go-signs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[23 Girls Who Fished for Compliments Way Too Hard on Facebook]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/girls-fishing-for-compliments-on-facebook/nathandavidson

Pack your bags, because you're about to go on a Facebook fishing trip. These are girls who clearly went fishing for compliments on Facebook with mixed results. These are status updates posted by extremely needy girls who just went really heavy on the bait, looking for some Facebook bites. Sure they're kind of funny, but they're also pretty sad when you get down to it. What has the world become when this is how people interact with each other? Be confident in who you are. You are beautiful. You don't need all of your Facebook friends to tell you that.


23 Girls Who Fished for Compliments Way Too Hard on Facebook,

Bending Over Backwards

Hate On, Haters

Message Received

Fish to Fry

Gone Fishing

Sorry Babe

Gone Baby Gone

This Is Going to Get Ugly

The Real Slim Shady

The Glasses Are Half Full


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Mon, 15 Aug 2016 11:10:46 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/girls-fishing-for-compliments-on-facebook/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Best Kanye West Memes of AllTime]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-kanye-west-memes/meme-dude
Kanye West is the greatest rapper of all time...according to himself. Here are the funniest Kanye West memes of all time, ranked by fans (and haters) like yourself. Kanye made quite a scene at the 2009 MTV Music Awards when he told Taylor Swift that Beyonce had the best music video of all time. Since then the "I'mma let you finish" meme has become one of the more popular ones on the internet, with people photoshopping Kanye into all kinds of situations. Many of the Kanye West memes and jokes below feature his wife Kim Kardashian, whose big butt and sex tape made her famous in her own right. Vote for your favorite Kanye memes on this list, and downvote any that didn't make you laugh.
The Best Kanye West Memes of AllTime,

Ego and mini-Ego

He knows when there's another badass around!

'Me, me, me!'

Macklemore would be disgusted

Well, he certainly isn't One Direction

North speaks up about her name

I hate Clones!

Hypocrite much?

When baby names go... north

Kanye wants his croissants!


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Tue, 03 Feb 2015 10:26:41 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-kanye-west-memes/meme-dude
<![CDATA[25 Photos That Prove Karma's a B*tch]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/karmas-a-bitch-photos/nathandavidson
If you want to be reincarnated as something really cool you have to really check yourself before your wreck yourself because karma can really be a bitch. Karma's always watching you and karma has the power to make your life miserable in an instant. Take, for example, these funny instant karma photos. The people in these photos not only got what was coming to them, they got it right away. That's what instant karma is. Sure, there is a positive version of instant karma where people do a good deed and get something nice immediately in return, but that is very fun to look at. No. That's why all of these are more like instant karma FAILs. All of these people messed up big time and got exactly what they deserved. And they got it piping hot. And they got it fast food style. Check out these karma pictures, and don't let any of these happen to you. Be good to each other!
25 Photos That Prove Karma's a B*tch,

Getting Canned on the Streets

Don't Facebook and Drive

Every Dog Has Its Day

Peanut Butt Jelly Time

The Pen Is Truly Mightier than the Sword

The Very Definition of Karma

Does a Bear Kill in the Woods?

Parking Up the Wrong Tree

That's the Ticket!

The Bunny Ears of Justice


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Tue, 10 May 2016 09:56:40 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/karmas-a-bitch-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/bianca-del-rio-gifs/danielle-dauenhauer
Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of "RuPaul's Drag Race" Season 6, one of the fiercest drag queens in the world is serving up GIFs like they were fashion critiques at a lesbian bar. 

These Bianca Del Rio GIFs are a few simultaneous frames of slap-your-momma delight, and they're all here in one place, made votable so you can choose the best of the best (of Bianca Del Rio). The crazier things this bitch says, the funnier GIFs you'll find on the Bianca Del Rio GIF list. 
32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over,

Vagina



You I Like. Her...



Soap On a Rope Was Not An Option



I Think Facial Hair Looks Great On Queens



Those Dimples!



Do I Know You?



Serving Eye Roll Realness



Well, I Do Like One Person



Hahahahhahahaha...No



Judging You




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Mon, 10 Mar 2014 14:45:19 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/bianca-del-rio-gifs/danielle-dauenhauer
<![CDATA[20 Photos That Prove Cats Are Pure Evil]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-that-prove-cats-are-pure-evil/nathandavidson

If you've always been convinced that cats are pure evil, then you've come to the right photo gallery. These photos will 100% verify your suspicion that cats are really mean and they're secretly trying to take over the world. They've been hypnotizing the Internet for decades with their "adorable" behavior, but as you'll see below, these pictures paint an entirely different portrait of what cats are really like. Is it possible that this photo gallery is nothing more than a smear campaign championed by dog lovers? Sure. But even if you love cats, you have to admit that they can be total dicks like a lot of the time. 


20 Photos That Prove Cats Are Pure Evil,

The Truth About Cats, Not Dogs

Computer Screening Process

The Ultimate Dick Move

Cheeky Bastard

Going Under the Knife

The Old Scarf Choking Technique

Oh We're Sorry, Were We Not Supposed to Do That?

We Meat Again

Cat Toilet Humor

Pooping Outside the Box


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Tue, 13 Sep 2016 10:37:45 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-that-prove-cats-are-pure-evil/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 Epic Maury Paternity Test Reactions]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/maury-paternity-test-reactions/robert-wabash
"You are...NOT the father!" Three magic words (or two, if you're hoping to see the result go the other way) can make or break the lives of a man and woman who may or may not have a child together when the Maury paternity tests are administered. The Maury Povich show hasn't always been about pitting mothers against the potential fathers of their babies, but darn it if it hasn't turned into the most entertaining thing the show has to offer.

These "You are not the father" GIFs (along with the occasional "You ARE the father" GIFs for good measure) are a sparkling example of the types that go on "Maury" to determine the paternity of their child publicly when they could have just bought an at-home paternity test and administered it to the dozens (seriously, some of these women go on the show as many as five, six times without identifying the father of their child) of men they slept with in the seemingly small period of time they could have gotten pregnant.

What are the best "You are NOT the father" moments? What are the best not the father GIFs? What are the best reactions of men finding out the results of paternity tests on Maury? Have a look through this list of Maury DNA test reactions and you will see how funny it can be when a woman has no idea who fathered her child. 

25 Epic Maury Paternity Test Reactions,

He's Buying An XBox One Immediately



Watch Out, Hammer



So Excited He Couldn't Walk



New Dance Moves



Bring It, Gurl



He'll Be the Only Gymnast in His Family



Maury Called This the 'Worst Dance On the Show' Yikes





The Father Is Still at Large



Wooing the Next Potential Paternity Test Recipient



She Was Not Pleased...




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Sun, 20 Jul 2014 11:04:24 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/maury-paternity-test-reactions/robert-wabash
<![CDATA[Bill O'Reilly vs. Science: O'Reilly's Top 8 Science FAILs]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/bill-o_reilly-vs-science-o_reilly_s-top-8-science-fails/jennifer-lee
Everyone's favorite insane Fox news pundit, Bill O'Reilly, is waging a war against science and, unfortunately for him, losing horribly. It's pretty embarrassing for all parties involved. From disputing irrefutable facts such as why the tides go in and out, to even going as far as calling teaching science in schools "fascism," here are the 8 craziest Bill O'Reilly quotes that show that he really hates (by which we mean doesn't understand) science.

Virtually every time Bill O'Reilly says, "You can't explain that," you can, in fact, explain that. These Bill O'Reilly quotes show off his stunning lack of scientific knowledge and put any other Bill O'Reilly meme to shame in terms of sheer entertainment value.  

O'Reilly might remind you of Batman Villians with his love of offshore drilling companies and designer shoes for women, but he also loves Food Networks Diners Drive Ins and Dives.
Bill O'Reilly vs. Science: O'Reilly's Top 8 Science FAILs,

Believe in God! Science is Harder!
"It takes more faith to not believe and to think that this was all luck and [that] all this human body and all the intricacies of it, [are] all luck, than it does to believe in a diety."

Using faith to postulate a justification of the existence of a God once again (which is really quite like using the "I believe in fairies, so they must exist" argument), this time O'Reilly attempts to persuade others into his belief of a higher being by emulating the minimal efforts it takes to actually believe while degrading the extensive and substantial amount of research scientists have put into understanding the universe.

So basically, "it's so much easier to be stubborn than to try and learn anything, and if this many people are stubborn about the same thing you might as well join the party" -- is what he's saying.
It propels people to use their faith for more worthwhile means.

So here's an idea for Mr. O'Relly that really just ties everything together into a nice, neat, little package: If it takes more faith to not believe, why waste faith on believing, when all of it can be channeled towards being doubtful, and eventually, more scientifically sound? Faith is wasted on Gods, cause they have it easy -- it should be given to science.
Science is All Guesswork, Dinosaurs Might Not Have Even Existed
"As you may know, global warming is cyclical, and right now it's the focus of a ferocious debate -- almost as ferocious as a T. rex..." this was the introductory statement used to establish his show's debate dealing with global warming which almost implies that Bill O'Reilly... doesn't believe in dinosaurs?

In a response made the day after the previous statement as to whether global warming is natural or man-made, he said "it's all guesswork, and I'll leave the definitive word to the deity."

Once again showing us that he loves to straddle a fence and then do gymnastics around both sides, O'Reilly exposes either his lack of short term memory or his sheer ignorance of what was just discussed on the previous day's "Factor."



This switcheroo that O'Reilly finds himself in is different from the rest of his vapid and incredibly doubtful remarks on scientific research because this one doesn't involve his opinions or religious biases, but is simply the product of his naive indifference combined with his usual act of speaking out of his ass.

Reinforcing his inability to have an opinion on topics not based on morality or religion, O'Reilly succeeds once again in bemusing Americans with his enigmatic and idiotic character.
Teaching Evolution as Scientific Theory is Fascism. Fascism.
"Just because science has a gap in it, that does not entitle you to turn to any alternatives -- that's fascism. For you to say that you can't mention an alternative [doesn't make sense because] men [who are] more brilliant than you believe in a higher power, [yet] you insist that you can't even mention it, that is fascism."

O'Reilly's popular solution to his inabilitiy to debate on reasonable terms is to throw an incredible amount of over exaggerated blame onto his opponent, leaving them at a loss for words due to the absurdity of his claims.

In the debate over what should be taught in relation to evolution in schools, involving Richard Dawkins, a self proclaimed "committed atheist," O'Reilly proclaims that the gaps in the theory should "be explored," and that the Christian view and the Christian explanation of the creation of humankind should be presented in classrooms, and to fail to do so is fascism.

Which isn't exactly sound logic, because (and we're just being fair to everyone involved here by keeping things equal) if we were to do that in schools: explore the holes in evolution and teach the Christian creation mythology, then we'd have to spend a part of the class exploring the holes in the Creation theory itself -- and if teachers were forced to do that, then they'd probably have to keep the schools open for two extra days a week (with no smoke breaks, at that.)
Science Doesn't Advance Morality, But Jesus Does
"Science doesn't advance the human condition in any moralistic way -- and Jesus did."

Once again completely missing the point of scientific evaluation, Bill O'Reilly decides to drive in a really important point, Jesus did everything for morality while science does nothing.

Awesome point! Why? Because it brings up the fact that science is objective -- which means it is relatively free from human corruption (when done properly,) which means facts that help us better understand the world are based on the best possible understand of impartial and, wait for it, pure.

*Consults bracelet* yep, I think that's actually what Jesus would do.

On a side note, I'm also not sure if Jesus would use the invalidation, corruption and complete misinterpretation of people's core belief systems in order to cash a paycheck. Just sayin'.
You Can't Explain The Moon's Origins - So God Exists
"Okay, how'd the moon get there? Look, you pinheads who attacked me for this, you guys are just desperate. How'd the moon get there? How'd the sun get there? How'd it get there? Can you explain that to me? How come we have that and Mars doesn't have it? Venus doesn't have it. How come? Why not? How'd it get here? How did that little amoeba get here, crawl out there? How'd it do it?"

Corresponding with his famous remark of "tide goes in, tide goes out," where he showed the world he didn't pay attention in 3rd grade science, O'Reilly addressed his incredible statement with even more how's and why's, because he understands that the best way to justify yourself is to cause even more confusion.

It's kind of like accidentally driving your car into a river and deciding to throw in the homework you didn't finish, as well as your unpaid parking tickets, hoping that nobody will notice.

We can hold to the generous assumption that O'Reilly was simply speaking out of his ass during the taping, but given the amount of time between the interview with Silverman and the taping of this clip, this is the rationale that he managed to come up with?

It kind of drives in the point that we really should just give up, as a society, in trying to correct Bill O'Reilly about anything intellectual.

Bill O'Reilly just does not understand science.

Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out. You Can't Explain That (We Can.) So God Exists.
Bill O'Reilly recently spoke with David Silverman, the man who calls himself the President of American Atheists.

O'Reilly: "I'll tell you why [religion is] not a scam, in my opinion," he told Silverman. "Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in."

Putting thousands or years of work from astronomers, oceanographers, and scientists to shame, O'Reilly throws his insight into the mix, claiming the existence of God to be proven through the inexplicable nature of the tides of the ocean.

During an interview with Dave Silverman, head of the American Atheist group, O'Reilly managed to simplify the existence of God by surmising, "tide goes in, tide goes out, never a miscommunication" in a calm, Zen-master like fashion; strengthening the credibility of his argument by shedding light on Silverman's inability to explain this remarkable phenomenon that everyone learned in grade school along with the concept of "gravity."

Fast forward to the 1:50 mark to view the far-fetched insight that O'Reilly adds to the discussion, followed by Silverman's utter astonishment at what insanity he has just witnessed escape O'Reilly's mouth.

The greatest part about this statement is that with it... a meme was born, where people on the internet put Mr. O'Reilly into the position of proving God by things that normal people can't explain. For instance:





Source: Reddit

Here was the internet's greatest response:


Science Should Consider Everything. Even Stuff That's Been Disproven.
"Look, there are a lot of very brilliant scholars who believe the reason we have incomplete science on evolution is that there is a higher power involved in this and you should consider it as a scientist.

I don't think there's anything wrong with that, Professor. And I think the people like the ACLU, who don't want you to mention it in your biology class, are the Taliban. I think THEY are the ones that are infringing on the rights of all American students by not allowing that to be at least considered."

Launching blame on others is not a foreign tactic to O'Reilly, and as always, he never ceases to disappoint in delivering the wonderment of his opinions, this time by likening the ACLU to the Taliban. Cause there's nothing greater than comparing a human rights organization to the tyrannical leaders of some of America's greatest enemies to make your point that "science" isn't open-minded enough.

No, they are NOT the Taliban. The ACLU, Atheists, and the scientific community in general would love to throw Christian Creationism into the lexicon of the youth as actual "theory."

All anyone would have to do is provide scientific evidence, in the form of the kind of proof we have for the existence of creatures millions of years old, to prove that something that supposedly happened only a few thousand years ago actually went down.

According to O'Reilly's reasoning, the world is turned upside down and America is under the constraint of an internal enemy, the ACLU, because really, what's worse than having the right to a voice?

Teaching Creationism as an alternative to the Theory of Evolution in schools would be like teaching Lord of the Rings as an alternative to ancient history.
Science Has Holes in It - And Those Holes Are GOD
"Science is not always incomplete and I'll give you an example. There are twenty-four hours in a day. Alright. That's science. And there are four seasons. That's science. So you can state things with certainty in biology or any other science you want. However, if I'm a student in your class and you're telling me, well, there might have been a meteor or big bang or there might have been this or there might have been that, I'm gonna raise my hand like the wise guy I am and say "Professor, might there be a higher power that contributed to the fact that we're all here?" and you say - what?"

The wise guy, indeed, O'Reilly riddles Americans once again, posing the perplexing question of how he's able to once again dumbfound us with such genuine ignorance.

During a discussion with Jason Rosenhouse on Intelligent Design creationism, O'Reilly explicitly states his inquiry to impose the idea of God creating the universe to high school students in science classrooms across America. Because by reversing the system, this can only provoke diversification of perspectives and religious tolerance, right?

Never one holding back in sharing his insights, O'Reilly decided to imbue us all with his knowledge of how many hours are in a day and how many seasons are in a year to "prove" his awareness of the concept of time as science. It's 11:45AM... SCIENCE!

Read the transcript and be prepared to either laugh or shoot your brains out, depending on the amount of O'Reilly you've been able to tolerate thus far -- apologies for all the rage you must be experiencing right now.

Source

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Tue, 08 Feb 2011 07:36:30 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/bill-o_reilly-vs-science-o_reilly_s-top-8-science-fails/jennifer-lee
<![CDATA[The Very Best of FPSRussia]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-fpsrussia/kel-varnsen
FPSRussia, or Dimitri as you may know him, is a YouTube star who shares his love for firearms with adoring fans around the world on the Internet. Masterminded by Kyle Myers, FPSRussia has gone from a guy who posted video game videos online to one of the most-subscribed YouTube channels out there. Clearly, if you love guns or video games or boobs or watching things get blown up, your life is not complete without FPSRussia.

Like any good Russian, FPSRussia goes under several different aliases including his real name, Kyle Myers, his first YouTube channel name, klm5986, and several other names like FPS Kyle, FpsMcDuck, McDuck, FpsKyle Money and others.

While he's got the guns and the aliases, plus a convincing accent, like a Russian, Myers was actually raised on a farm in Georgia. Myers was raised around firearms and even spent time as a competitive target shooter before taking his love for guns and video games involving guns to the Internet.

In 2009, Myers, as klm5986, posted his first video narrating Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare play. His videos caught on and Myers went on to combine his hobbies with his one-time Russian boss to create the Dimitri persona. The rest, including a collaboration with other YouTube stars including the food pornagraphers at Epic Meal Time, is history.
The Very Best of FPSRussia,

SHOOTING WHILE PEPPER SPRAYED

ULTIMATE XBOX DESTRUCTION

82mm Mortar Fail

FPSRussia's Gunshow

PUMPKIN VS FIREWORK MORTAR SHELL

The 40mm Machine Gun!!!

TRICKSHOT WITH .357 MAGNUM + RANDOM CLIPS

12 Gauge Dragons Breath

Gun Review 2 :: Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum

Guns and Explosives!!!


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Fri, 23 Sep 2011 02:06:44 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-fpsrussia/kel-varnsen
<![CDATA[The Very Best of Bad Lip Reading]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-bad-lip-reading/kel-varnsen
Ever wanted to hear Michele Bachman talk about curing nausea with one cockeyed boar? How about listening to bullied Internet celebrity Rebecca Black sing about gang fights? Perhaps Rick Perry explaining using goats in the computer industry or Ludacris rapping about a low-riding hobbit is more your style? With the very best of Bad Lip Reading you get all that and much more hilarious gibberish.

It's no secret that many times politicians and musicians don't exactly make a whole lot of sense, but what would happen if someone turned down the volume and tried to figure out what was being said based on lip reading? Spoiler: It makes even less sense but it's freaking hilarious! The very best of Bad Lip Reading does exactly that and has become a YouTube sensation as a result.

The theory is simple and the results are ridiculously funny, but there is actually a highly secretive and personal story behind this humorous phenomenon. The man behind the scenes explained his story to Rolling Stone on the condition of anonymity.

According to the interview, the one-man show is written and produced by a music and video producer from Texas. He got the idea from is now-deaf mother who became an expert at lip reading out of necessity. The BLR mastermind tried lip reading himself but with disastrous results. Then inspiration struck and the rest is history.

The work of the Bad Lip Reading producer has attracted over 120,000 YouTube subscribers and even impressed some of the musicians who made the original songs. Michael Buble, whose song was remade by BLR, was so enamored with the parody that he sent a response video thanking the producer and calling him "an evil" genius.

Of course all of the response has not been positive, which is perhaps part of the reason the producer remains more secretive than artist Banksy. Universal Music Group, acting on behalf of Nicki Minaj and Will.i.am, successfully got the BLR parody titled "Dirty Spaceman" removed from YouTube. Shhh, another anonymous person uploaded it again for all to enjoy.

With politicians ramping up efforts in advance of elections and musicians constantly releasing new music, it's going to take more than a measly DMCA notice to stop the brilliance that is behind Bad Lip Reading. So grab your Russian Unicorn and buckle up. This is just getting good!
The Very Best of Bad Lip Reading,

The Walking (And Talking) Dead

Russian Unicorn: Michael Buble

First Republican Debate Highlights 2015

Bad Lip Reading: Mitt Romney

Gang Fight: Rebecca Black

Bad Lip Reading: Rick Perry

Bad Lip Reading: Michele Bachmann

Edward and Bella

The Hunger Games

BLR: the NFL


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Mon, 24 Oct 2011 06:35:54 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-bad-lip-reading/kel-varnsen
<![CDATA[Packaging Fails You Won't Believe Are Real]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/packaging-fails/nathandavidson
Packaging design can literally make or break the success of a product. Whether it's a food item or a life-sized dinosaur costume, a poorly-packaged product or a confusing label can be the kiss of death for any business. Luckily that kiss of death is very entertaining to look at, and that is exactly what this list is. A collection of funny packaging fails assembled by scouring the darkest corners of the Internet. If you've seen any of these ridiculous label fails in real life you should count your blessings because you are one of the luckiest people in the world.
Packaging Fails You Won't Believe Are Real,

Choking Hazard Packaging

Someone Didn't Think This Through

So That's How Buttermilk Is Made

The Wrong Way to Package Your Sausage

The Other Avenger

Math Is Hard

Because You're Waiting for the Right Shower Head to Come Along

The Truth About Cats and Dogs

That's Five Letters, Bro

Font Choice Is Extremely Important


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Wed, 27 Apr 2016 04:51:42 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/packaging-fails/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Funny Pick Up Line Memes You Should Try]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pick-up-line-memes/nathandavidson
Pick up lines have always been a tricky thing. They're basically a cheat sheet for beginners so they can learn how to flirt with someone when their brain can't come up with anything original to say. A properly executed pick up line can lead to delights that some men dare not dream of, while a poorly delivered pick up line can lead to the type of embarrassment that can last a lifetime.

Thankfully the Internet has a punch of funny pick up lines and flirty memes for you to look at, absorb, and try out on people the next time you're out on the town.
Funny Pick Up Line Memes You Should Try,

For Drunken Masters Only

Take It With a Grain of Salt

The Final Frontier

Sending a Strong Signal

A Healthy Pick Up Line

Spread It on Thick

If the Shirt Fits

Game of Bones

It's a Fine Line

Lip Service


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Wed, 27 Apr 2016 04:58:07 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pick-up-line-memes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[53 Hilarious Test Answers From Kids]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-kids-test-answers/robert-wabash
Kids these days: can't live with 'em, can't teach 'em anything because the Internet shows them that they can be a smartass instead of submitting real quiz answers. Tests were once about studying, knowing the most, reveling in the honest hard work of memorizing the basics of being a person in American society. Getting stuff wrong meant feeling SHAME. But these days all kids care about is submitting creative test answers that will make their Gen Y teachers laugh, making sure everyone is having a "good time." 

Back in the day, each and every one of these damn kids would have been slapped on the wrist for writing down sassy words and drawing goofy pictures instead of, you know, actually finishing their tests. From hilarious teacher reviews to funny kids test answers that make you wish you were that clever when you were little, these are the best and funniest test answers provided by clever children who didn't care about their grades as much as they did about getting a laugh. 

Sometimes, their grades reflected their lack of effort - but unfortunately, a lot of the time, you can see that the teacher actually kind of appreciated a kid giving a smartass test answer, even if it wasted everyone's time. What is the lesson here? Nothing matters as long as you are kind of funny and can answer any test questions you are handed no matter how little you know about the correct answer.

No matter where the world is going (downhill) with all this, these are the funniest kids test answers that will are sure to make you smile. 
53 Hilarious Test Answers From Kids,

Suck It Up, Kids

Historical Accuracy

Good Advice, Actually

Guide Davey Bones!

Kid Tells It Like It Is

She's Not Wrong...

Saturyonce

Oh, Miranda

Warren's Future

Math Problems


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Thu, 19 Jun 2014 04:41:17 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-kids-test-answers/robert-wabash
<![CDATA[The 9 Worst Times Internet Memes Jumped the Shark]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-9-worst-times-internet-memes-jumped-the-shark/kel-varnsen
In TV, when a series "jumps the shark," it means that it runs out of steam, and reaches the point where the premise has become tired and threadbare. (The term refers to an infamous episode of "Happy Days" in which The Fonz jumps over a shark on water skis.)

But the idea of "jumping the shark" shouldn't just be limited to television. It happens on the Internet, too, when beloved running jokes and memes wear out the welcome and start to get stale. Typically, there is a lot of debate about when exactly TV shows have their shark-jump moment. Did "The Simpsons" start to wind down in Season 8? 10? Or even later? (I think we can all agree it's now a shell of its former self.) With Internet jokes, however, the timeline is much tighter, and the meme mention that would have made you a comment thread hero only days – even HOURS earlier–- will now get you downvoted to hell.

This list attempts to break down the exact moments when some of the favorite memes of the past few years lost their luster and became lame.
The 9 Worst Times Internet Memes Jumped the Shark,

What What (in the Rebuttal)
On Valentine's Day, 2007, Samwell released a video for his single "What What (in the Butt)" to YouTube. The surreal ode to homosexuality and anal sex was directed by Andrew Swant and Bobby Ciraldo (collectively known as Brownmark Films), and went on to receive over 40 million YouTube views.



In the South Park Season 12 episode "Canada on Strike," the character Butters performs his own version of "What What (in the Butt)" as part of a bid to become an online celebrity. The episode includes parody appearances from a variety of other YouTube celebrities, including the "Numa Numa Guy," Tay Zonday and, of course, the Afro Ninja. 






Suing people for animating and re-purposing your funny YouTube video and then putting it on television defeats the whole point of making a funny YouTube video. It sort of defeats the whole point of the Internet. Declaring Samwell's sexually suggestive nonsense too sacred to parody not only makes zero sense, but renders the original video a lot less entertaining in its own right.


Antoine Dodson Performs at the BET Awards
Again we come back to the Gregory Brothers, the group that, despite their best efforts, are sort of becoming a YouTube hospice where memes go to die.

The Antoine Dodson phenomenon began innocently enough, with an attempted rape. The soon-to-be-Internet legend appeared on a local newscast making loud, angry threats towards a man who tried to sexually assault his sister:





It was hard not to root for the scrappy Dodson, whose family home was not only viciously and brutally violated, but whose effusive anger and frustration was so palpable. It didn't take long for the Gregorys to get hold of Dodson's footage and turn it into, quite possibly, the most popular original Internet song of all time, "Bed Intruder."



So far so good, though it would have been nice to get an update on whether they actually ever caught that rapist. No? No one? We only care about him when he's the subject of colorful televised rants? Fair enough.

What really killed the meme was when Dodson basically couldn't stop making public appearances playing off the fact that, yes, he was that ridiculous guy who told everyone to hide their kids, hide their wives and hide their husbands. The nadir came at the 2010 BET Awards, when Dodson took the stage to perform a song based on his rant about his sister being raped before a live audience. (Because what says "wrapping up the best of the year in entertainment" better than a guy merrily singing a song mocking him about his sister's escaped, anonymous sexual abuser?)




The Chronicles of Rick Roll
And finally, we come to the Meme Graveyard that is "The Chronicles of Rick Roll," a feature film project bringing together dozens of YouTube personalities to essentially guarantee you will never want to hear the words "Internet" or "Video" ever, ever again.

Yes, all your favorite driven-into-the-ground catchphrases are here, from Leeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins to Boom Goes the Dynamite to, YES, ONCE AGAIN, DOUBLE RAINBOW GUY. And they're all awkwardly shoehorned into a parody of Alice in Wonderland less advisable than chasing a rabbit down a dirt hole in a local park before eating whatever mushrooms you happen to find strewn about.
 



 What makes the trailer for "The Chronicles of Rick Roll" so brutally painful is the total lack of actual jokes. In their place are references, reminding you of these personalities original claim to fame. I mean, why give Antoine Dodson something amusing to say when you can just have him restate his "hide yo _____, hide yo ______" for the five hundred billionth time this year?

The "Boom Goes the Dynamite" guy gets even less impressive treatment, literally turning to the camera and dramatically re-reading his catchphrase with a sincerity you'd normally expert from Walter Cronkite announcing the death of a sitting president. I'd rather get Rick Roll'd about 100 times in a row than have to sit through this trailer once more. It doesn't just jump the shark. It launches into orbit miles above the shark, never again to return to land.
Cherry Chocolate Rain
You may have noticed a theme on this list, of memes becoming not funny after they are used for advertising or promotional purposes. This is not some authorial prejudice against consumerism or capitalism or anything like that. (I'm not even 100% sure I know what all those words mean!) Instead, it's just a good indication of the moment when a meme gets too big and popular for its own good, and when the subject gets too self-aware to continue being funny.

Witness the transformation of Tay Zonday. He started off as the gangly, baritone, genuinely awkward songsmith behind the smash viral hit "Chocolate Rain":



There's a amateurishness and a lack of self-awareness here that makes the whole thing kind of charming (but still weird... very weird.) Now take a look at the video for "Cherry Chocolate Rain," made to plug a somewhat vile-sounding soft drink concoction, Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper. (Was Tutti Frutti already being worked on by a competitor?)





Now he's surrounded by dancing girls, perched atop a throne (years before Kanye or Jay-Z! Think about it!) and has rappers saluting his signature "move away from the mic to breathe" move. The innocence is gone and instead we're left with just another guy trying to squeeze a few more minutes of fame out of a joke that, in retrospect, wasn't even all that funny the first time. Just kind of odd.
Jennifer Aniston: Meme Killer
This Smartwater ad starring former "Friends" actress and current star of 1/3rd of all unwatchable Hollywood romantic comedies, is like the Day the Music Died for Internet memes. As part of a "clever" "viral" online campaign for Smartwater ("The Cynically Self-Aware Water"), Aniston attempts to recreate elements of other successful YouTube videos. This includes checking in on pint-sized lip syncher Keenan Cahill, hanging out with adorable puppies, dancing with some babies and, yes, checking in AGAIN! on the Double Rainbow guy!

(And no, you can't jump the shark twice. That's just ridiculous. Bear had already shark-jumped at this point.)
 




The whole thing is just irritating, not to mention pointless. Kind of like paying high-end prices for a bottle of water just because the lady from "The Bounty Hunter" told you to while simultaneously ridiculing everything you've found funny over the past year.
David After David After Dentist
Look, it gives me no pleasure to verbally attack a young child. OK, it only gives me some pleasure to verbally attack a child. But in this case, it's not my fault... Blame the parents!

OK, the backstory, for anyone who has just gotten hooked up to the Internet for the first time. (Welcome! Trust me and avoid searching for Goatse no matter what people tell you!) Charming scamp David went to the dentist and got some laughing gas during his procedure, causing him to get a little loopy on the ride home. Obviously, his father thought to film the incident, so that his son's intoxication could be shared with the entire world.



Let this be a lesson to you kids. Get f**ked up as often as you can. It makes you HILARIOUS.

Unfortunately, just becoming a viral web sensation based on being high and saying things like "Is this real life?" wasn't enough fame for David and his parents. So they continued filming the kid, telling jokes and stories and otherwise trying his 7-9-year-old best to entertain you, the Internet community. And as anyone who has seen Robin Williams do stand-up recently will tell you... sometimes it's just not funny without the drugs.




Sad Keanu: The Book
In May 2010, photographer Ron Asadorian took a photo of actor Keanu Reeves sitting on a park bench eating a sandwich. The photo happened to catch Keanu in a downbeat, introspective moment, and inspired a PhotoShopping Trend that came to be known as "Sad Keanu" (or alternatively, "Keanu is Sad.") Typically, Keanu was removed from the original photograph and put in a different setting, as in the below example:



OK, all well and good so far. But in the summer of 2011, Keanu himself announced that he was planning to sell a limited-edition art book called "Ode to Happiness," which would include blurry drawings accompanied by particularly emo quotes from Keanu Reeves. (Sample quotes include: "I draw a hot sorrow bath" or "It can always be worse.")

Reeves insists that he only recently learned about the "Sad Keanu" meme and that the book has nothing to do with it: "Oh, the Internet deal... It was brought to my attention. Yeah, it was funny. But no, the book predates that by a long time. We finished it in August 2009."

To be fair, he also continues to insist that "Chain Reaction" is a watchable movie. So take all of this with a grain of salt.

 



Double Rainbow Guy for Windows Live
The so-called "Double Rainbow" guy – Paul "Bear" Vasquez – posted a video to YouTube shot outside his home in Yosemite National Park in January of 2010. In the video, Vasquez was observing a double rainbow and had an excited, some might say over-the-top reaction.



After comedian Jimmy Kimmel tweeted about the video – which he called "the funniest in the world" – it very quickly became a viral Internet sensation. To date, the video has received nearly 30 million YouTube views. Everything seemed to finally be going alright for Bear, the oddly-goateed hippie with a love of multiple simultaneous prism effects.

But it wasn't soon after when the allure of the "double rainbow" concept started to wear off. First, Bear appeared in an advertisement for Microsoft's Windows Live Photo Gallery, doing what can only be considered a poor impression of himself from his previous video. (Apparently, Microsoft's got some CRAZY corporate policy about taking eight fistfuls of psychotropic drugs before recording corporate branded messages.)






But the final nail in the coffin of "double ______" being funny was KFC's introduction of the "Doubleicious" sandwich, combining the healthiness of a fried clump of KFC chicken with the sugariness of Hawaiian bread. Now, saying "Whoa, Double anything" is the rough comic equivalent of saying "Schwing!" In other words, it's the Windows Vista of punchlines.
Charlie Sheen Tours
Has any catchphrase gone from beloved to universally despised faster than Charlie Sheen's "Winning?" OK, aside from Charlie Sheen's references to "Tiger Blood?" I think no.

After a year-long string of embarrassing public humiliations – from twice leaving his post at CBS' hit sitcom "Two and a Half Men" to enter rehab, to being removed from the Plaza Hotel after tormenting a prostitute – Sheen was finally dismissed from the show in February of 2011. He reacted as any rational person would be – by publicly issuing anti-Semitic epithets at the show's producer and doing interviews calling himself underpaid and bragging about slamming 7-gram rocks. (That means doing cocaine, kids. Let's make better choices than Charlie Sheen!)

Many of these interviews gave way to a series of catchphrases – including the aforementioned "Winning" and "Tiger Blood" and also a lot of other nonsensical crap that looks good on a T-shirt if it happens to be the day you send out your Ed Hardy's to get dry cleaned and to have the awesome skulls re-sequined. Some of them also became songs, as in this remix from the Gregory Brothers:



But when Sheen decided to hit the road and meet his newfound, most-likely-ironic fans in his "Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour," it became immediately apparent that this meme didn't really have legs. Just repeating the same hackneyed, barely coherent statements about "goddesses" will only get you so far in this world, apparently. Then people sort of want to hear if you have something actual to say. I know the Nyan Cat, Mr. Sheen, and you, sir, are no Nyan Cat.





[NOTE: I had wanted to find a clip from Sheen's first stop on the VToT Tour, in Detroit Michigan, but every single TV network that put up a good-quality clip has decided not to allow embedding. Because the LAST thing you want if you are a TV network running ads on your content is for a lot of people to be able to WATCH them. So this clip is from Sheen appearing before the Gathering of the Juggalos, and getting booed and also having garbage thrown at him. Bear in mind, though, this is how the Juggalos express fondness. If they really hadn't liked Sheen, they would have pelted him with their own feces or, possibly, battered and deep-friend him. One of those two.]

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Fri, 26 Aug 2011 07:25:58 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-9-worst-times-internet-memes-jumped-the-shark/kel-varnsen
<![CDATA[52 Aquaman Jokes, Because He Sucks]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/aquaman-jokes/brian-gilmore
Aquaman jokes come in every way, shape, and form. From funny comics about Aquaman, to the best Aquaman webcomics ever, but either way, people thinking Aquaman sucks has become kind of a meme.

So here are Aquaman's greatest internet moments in sucking, be it from actual Aquaman comics themselves, people making jokes or Photoshops about Aquaman being lame, or screencaps from cartoons where Aquaman is just the worst. 
52 Aquaman Jokes, Because He Sucks,

Aquaman's Preferred Method of Flight

Sushi Time With Aquaman!

The Invisible Jet

Aquaman For Recycling

Aquaman Finds Nemo

Aquaman Uses His Powers

Aquaman's Comeback

Another One of These

Aquaman Helping the Cops

Robot Chicken's Aquaman Spoof (Actually Funny)


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Wed, 16 Jul 2014 21:34:56 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/aquaman-jokes/brian-gilmore
<![CDATA[The Best CollegeHumor Videos on YouTube]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/youtube-collegehumor-videos/youtuber
The best videos on the YouTube channel College Humor, ranked by fans and updated regularly. CollegeHumor is one of the most popular sites on the internet, and they also have a fantastic YouTube channel with over 8-million subscribers. Funny sketches, hilarious animations and movie parodies are just some of the great videos you will find on the CollegeHumor YouTube page. CollegeHumor first joined YouTube in 2006, but its stand-alone site dates all the way back to 1999. Talk about pioneers! These pre-YouTube video geniuses are still making great video content today on CollegeHumor.com. 

One of their more popular videos from 2014 was "How To Tell If You're a Basic Bitch", a sketch that poked fun of "basic women" who drink pumpkin lattes and take pictures of their food. Collegehumor's YouTube Channel also features reoccurring sketches, including "Hardly Working" and the hysterically funny "Jake and Amir" series. While Jake and Amir were still there at College Humor, one of the greatest things to ever happen to the Internet, and therefore the world, is the College Humor Prank War. Look it up you won't regret it. 

This list of CollegeHumor YouTube videos includes not only their older stuff, but some of the newest videos that just came out on the CollegeHumor YouTube channel as well. These are the top CollegeHumor videos according to you, so if we're missing a good CollegeHumor vid then feel free to add it to the list.
The Best CollegeHumor Videos on YouTube,

Sex with The Hulk

The Six Girls You'll Date in College

Retarded Tests

Matrix Runs on Windows XP

Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter)

If Google Was a Guy (Part 2)

Guy Stuck in History Class

If Google was a Guy

Your Girlfriend's Six Friends


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Tue, 23 Dec 2014 07:31:25 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/youtube-collegehumor-videos/youtuber
<![CDATA[The Most WTF Gifts You Can Buy On Groupon]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-groupon-deals/candice-darden
Groupon is the place to go to get great local restaurant, spa, and entertainment deals... but it's also the home of some truly weird and downright bizarre deals. These strange, funny daily deals can actually make the perfect gift for that quirky person in your life who loves all things odd, or if you're looking to mix things up yourself. From a naked magic show, Golden Girls drag show, phone pet psychic sessions, and dining in the dark (like total pitch blackness) there's truly something for everyone as far as Groupons for weird stuff. We've combed Groupon for the ultimate of weird Internet coupons, and come up with some truly ~unique~ deals that you can actually purchase. Check out the list below and vote up the most WTF gifts you can buy on Groupon!
The Most WTF Gifts You Can Buy On Groupon,

For the One Who Wants to Drop It Like It's Hot
Where to even begin with this one? If you want to pass the hot potato or drop it like it's hot, what better way then with a literal potato? According to the description, you can, "Delight and prank your friends and family with an anonymous delivery of a potato that displays a personal message, such as 'here’s a potato.'"

Get a deal on this custom, hand-delivered potato here.
For Your Single Aunt Who Needs a Little Excitement in Her Life
Come one, come all, step right up for the naked magic show! What's better than a bunny coming out of a hat? This show will answer that question.

Get your Groupon tickets here for a limited time only.
For the Cold Beer Lover

"Holding a cold beverage is a leading cause of frostbite and a less embarrassing cause of frostbite to tell your doctor about than tickling a snowman. Keep extremities extra warm with today's Groupon to Sküüzi."

 
 You can never go wrong with a cold drink holder as a gift if your beer-guzzling friend lives in a cold climate. Once available on Groupon here, you can still get the Sküüzi here.
For the One Who Wants to Be the Best Pet Parent
Found in the actual description, under Features: "Holds cats, dogs, and DMV employees weighing up to 20 pounds." WTF Groupon?

You can get the car seat for your pup, kitten, or DMV employee here, if you so desire.

For the Escape Artist
What more challenging room to escape from then the Crazy Cat Escape Room? Also, what even is this?

If you really need it, you can find out and purchase your Groupon ticket here... may the odds of escape be ever in your favor.
For the Feline Lover
Let your cat lounge in style with this ultimate cat hammock, complete with an animal print hammock bed. Because why buy a regular bed when you can spoil your beloved cat with a hammock?

Get it on Groupon here.
For the Force-Sensitive Geek in Your Life
Yes, there is such a thing as a Jedi Academy, and yes, you can take lightsaber fighting classes there.

Become one with the Force or embrace your inner dark side with this Groupon deal.
For the One Who Wants an Otherworldly Experience
If you want to believe, look no further - because here's their bold claim:
"What you’ll experience: fascination, disbelief, denial, and—like the Sixth Stage of Grief—eventual belief in aliens."

Get up close and personal with the extraterrestrial and buy your Groupon tickets here.

For the St. Patrick's Day Bro
For the guy who wants to show off his abs while he simultaneously scares you with a creepy leprechaun face, this Groupon special is the perfect pot o' gold under the rainbow.

Get it (for a limited time only!) here.
For the One Who Wants to Have a Good Time While They're Sitting Down
This "bouncy seat with a firm jelly dong at the center" is definitely more exciting than riding a mechanical bull.

Try it out for yourself if you dare, with the Groupon offer here.


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Fri, 11 Dec 2015 08:08:13 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-groupon-deals/candice-darden
<![CDATA[People Who Were Most Obviously High in Interviews]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-stoned-interviews/jacob-shelton
We’ve never been interviewed on TV, but we can imagine that getting high can take the edge off  staring down the barrel of a camera. The only problem with that is, once you’re stoned, there’s no telling what’s going to happen once the camera starts rolling. There’s a wonderful history of people high on camera—from rock stars, to actors, and even regular people who got caught in the crosshairs of local TV. Take a look at all of the people caught high on this list and do your best to stay somewhat sober if you’re going to be in a situation where the cameras are rolling.

Some of the funny high people on this list are notorious for getting stoned and chatting with a television presenter. Guys like Snoop Dogg, Lil’ Wayne, and Blake Anderson make no bones about their love of getting high. But it’s the people that you wouldn’t expect to give a funny stoned interview that really shine on this collection of people were sooooo high on TV. Some of the interviews are a little cringeworthy, but we won’t fault you for watching through your fingers. Get out the Visine and bust out the onion dip, it’s time to watch people give interviews while they were super high.

Vote up the people who were definitely the highest while they were being interviewed, and if you’ve ever been stoned out of your gourd while trying to answer questions about your personal life, tell us about it in the comments.
People Who Were Most Obviously High in Interviews,

Courtney Love
Who knows what cocktail of chemicals Courtney was mainlining before she wedged her way into this VMA interview with Madonna. Although in her defense there's probably not a better way to attend the VMAs.
Crispin Glover
Crispin Glover might be one of the most interesting celebrities of the modern era. Not only has he directed films written by mental patients, but he also allegedly took acid before being interviewed by David Letterman (and he has the high kick to prove it!). Glover neither confirms nor denies that he was ever even on the show, leading some to speculate he was merely performing an Andy Kaufman-like stunt. However, fans of really obscure indie movies will note the actor is merely appearing on Late Night as his character Rubin from the as-yet unreleased film Rubin and Ed (which explains why neither Letterman nor the audience have any clue as to what is going on—the movie would not be released for another four years following this "interview").
Eminem
Can you blame Eminem for wanting to get stoned out of his mind before doing this interview? Not only is Slim Shady way out of his element at a Notre Dame game, but he looks like he's just smoked every joint he can find. 
James Brown
WOOF! Directly after being released from prison after allegedly assaulting his wife, James Brown appeared on CNN high as a kite. Like Arrested Development, you're going to need to watch this video a few times to pick up on all of the hilarious intricacies. Hasta Luego. 
Snoop Dogg
You can't talk about people being high during interviews without discussing Snoop Dogg. In this very strange HuffPo interview, Snoop is asked to freestyle and he's cool with that—but first he just has to hit a blunt. He's like the Bukowski of West Coast grandpa rappers. 
We May Never Learn What Drugs Is
In case you were wondering, denying the existence of drugs is no way to fool cops into thinking that you aren't doing drugs. 
Stoners Dressed Like Cartoon Dogs Try to Keep it Together
The real "Yahoo Factor" to this interview with two stoners who are building a giant water slide (the highest thing you can do) is how often these guys say "basically."
Randi Kaye Is Your Mom
When are reporters going to learn that they should film their on-air drug stories either before they hot box in a Hummer limo (a thing that happens in this video), or at least a day later? Anderson Cooper's face as he tries to parse out how stoned Randi Kaye is should be our new spirit animal. 
Quentin Sommerville Just Needs One More Take
While trying to film a remote in front of a burning pile of drugs, BBC talking head Quentin Sommerville can't help but get stoned. Good luck getting his cheeky laugh out of your head for the rest of the day. 
Has Anyone Ever Been Sober on Jerry Springer?
Going on Jerry Springer has to be stressful if you're completely sober, so why you wouldn't  want to get face-numbingly stoned is beyond our comprehension. This guy, who's about to break up with his girlfriend (and her sister!), looooves talking about getting stoned, almost as much as he loves cheating on his girlfriend. Remember, no matter how much you've screwed up your life, you're not this guy. 

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Mon, 28 Mar 2016 11:40:36 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-stoned-interviews/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[27 Cats Who Are in the Fridge and Don't Even Care]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/cats-in-the-fridge/ashley-reign
As everyone who lives with a cat knows, everything within 10 feet of any and all members of kitty kind automatically becomes said feline's property by default. Luckily for humanity however, some years ago mankind came up with the brilliant idea of the refrigerator, not only to keep food fresh, but to serve the double purpose of hiding enough food from our low-riding counterparts to be able to keep ourselves alive throughout the years. Unfortunately, it appears one among us has leaked the secret to these fridge cats who have informed their humans that they’re here to reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

The jig, these cats in the fridge claim, is up and these frisky felines are here to see exactly what it is we’ve been hiding in this wonderland of an icebox for all these years. Though they’ve yet to decide for sure what exactly they plan to do with their new discovery, these cats in the refrigerator have a few ideas that they’re still testing out. Until they decide, they’ve generously invited you to gaze upon their craftiness and see them really put the "bed" in "bed of lettuce."


27 Cats Who Are in the Fridge and Don't Even Care,

Summertime Kitty Laughs in the Face of Your Box Fan

"Teamwork. I Think We're Doin' It Wrong..."

Consumer Kitty Claims He's Still Browsing

"Your Leftovers? Nope. Haven't Seen Them."

Vet Appointment Kitty Does Not Plan to Show

"Nobody Here but Us Lunch Meats..."

"OMG Knock First!"

"Hey 'Scuse Me? I'm having Problems Locating the Ribeye I Requested."

King of the House Kitty Finds a Surface Not Yet Claimed as His Bed

"Hint Hint, Assh*le, Call Me When the Air Conditioner's Fixed."


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Mon, 21 Mar 2016 10:56:46 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/cats-in-the-fridge/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Photos That Are in Dire Need of Further Explanation]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-that-need-more-explanation/nathandavidson

Some things are better left unexplained. Sometimes when you find out the truth you end up wishing that you hadn't asked. The same can be said for a lot of things people see on the Internet. On a daily basis, people are forced to see photos on their Facebook feeds and elsewhere that make absolutely no sense and require further explanation. You are about to experience a lot of funny pictures that have some serious explaining to do. These are photos that need way more context because at this moment they don't make any sense. 


Photos That Are in Dire Need of Further Explanation,

It's a WTF World After All

I Think Therefore I Ham

Up a Tree

Top Gere

Worst Easter Ever

What Recent Events?

Bunch of Coke Heads

Very Bunny

What Can Brown Do for You?

Rising Inflation


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Mon, 11 Jul 2016 09:17:41 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-that-need-more-explanation/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Sickest Burns from Online Dating Sites]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/online-dating-site-insults/ashley-reign

If you're as frustrated with the dating scene as most single people, you've probably considered dipping your toe in the scary ocean that is online dating. Dating sites come in all shapes and sizes - from ones built exclusively for dog lovers to others meant for hook ups with sexy farmers. But one thing is universal: there will always be gross creepers who try to get into your pants by saying something disgusting. If you're going to survive all that Tinder swiping, you'll need to be well-versed in online dating burns. This list can help.

Before you start chatting up random people online, read through list list of online dating insults so you'll know exactly how to shut down even the creepiest of online pervs. They'll help you handle everything from awkward pick-up lines to unwelcome sexual advances, and even the grandfather of all online dating disasters: the shameless dick pic.

Don't let those dating sins get the best of you! This list of the best insults from online dating sites will help you refine your e-romance skills and prove that although creepers are definitely among us, there's no need to be a victim. 


The Sickest Burns from Online Dating Sites,

The Alphabet Burn

Well Played. Well Played Indeed.

Simon Says

Copy Editing Burn

Best. Plot Twist. Ever.

Must Be Grading on a Hell of a Curve

The Dark Side of Lactose Intolerance

This Brilliant Self-Burn

Two Can Play at That Game

Trouble with the Law


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Thu, 19 May 2016 03:23:22 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/online-dating-site-insults/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[The Most "Yikes" Senior Portraits Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-senior-portraits/nathandavidson
Funny school pictures are rapidly becoming America's favorite pastime. Move over, baseball. No one cares about you anymore. With that in mind, and baseball not in mind, here are some seriously funny senior portraits taken by some kids that are undoubtedly now local legends. For better or for worse. There are few things as enjoyable as looking at pictures that were taken by a professional photographer and wondering just how anyone thought they were a good idea. From kids lounging in piles of money, to a kid posing in a fireman's hat with no shirt on, these school picture FAILs are sure to bring a smile to your face.
The Most "Yikes" Senior Portraits Ever,

Welcome to the No Friends Zone

Do You Get It?

A Waterfall of D Bag

He's Not Money

That's Not How the Force Works!

The Sophisticated Lounger

Oh Phillip

Kill It... Kill It With Fire

Chad What Have You Done?

King of the Shirtless People


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Tue, 03 May 2016 09:58:15 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-senior-portraits/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Most Amazing Cakes Inspired by Comic Books]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/cool-comic-book-cakes/nathandavidson

If you're a huge fan of comic books, you really can have your cake and eat it too. These cool cakes inspired by comics are not your typical Pinterest fail cakes. No, these comic book cakes are so awesome that they're almost as super as the comic cook heroes themselves. They're so super that it almost seems like a tragic superhero story to actually eat them. It's like destroying art to eat these cakes. But hey, some art is meant to be destroyed. Some art is meant to be consumed. It's reasonable to assume that these cakes were baked to be eaten, but it still seems a little tragic that they were. Luckily for the world, the Internet is here to make sure that everyone has a chance to see them. Vote up your favorite comic book cakes and remember... with great cake, comes great responsibility.


The Most Amazing Cakes Inspired by Comic Books,

Batmobile Cake

Wonder Cake

Super Duper Cake

Eat It in a Flash

Hammer Time

Hellboy Cake

Too Pool for School

With Great Cake Comes Great Responsibility

Avengers Cake

The Dark Cake Rises


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Tue, 19 Apr 2016 02:17:41 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/cool-comic-book-cakes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[26 People Who Were Way Too Honest in Their Tinder Profiles]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/too-honest-tinder-profiles/ashley-reign

Though leaders in the field of morality have insisted for centuries that honesty is the best policy, it's a safe bet that they may have thought twice if they'd had a chance to get a load of the following way-too-honest tinder profiles. When it comes to online dating, trolling for shameless hook-ups, or anything in between, there's a fine line between too little and way too much information. Here you'll have a chance to decide for yourself which of these online daters tread that line gracefully and which ones blow right past it.

It's only fair to warn you upfront that some of the quirky, creative, or just plain weird Tinder profiles you're about to see below are a little less than G-rated. Though all attempts have been made to filter out the truly ball's out nausea-inspiring, you may wanna proceed with caution around children, the easily offended, or extreme right-wing Republicans. That said, if you're ready to lol your ass off, you've come to the right place! Who knows, you might even find an overly blunt cutie or two just waiting to send you into right swipe heaven.


26 People Who Were Way Too Honest in Their Tinder Profiles,

When the Only Call You Want to Make Is to Child Protective Services

Talk About a History Buff

Self-Confidence: Um. . . Nailing It?

Why Don't You Just Tell Us How You Really Feel?

Must Love Dogs

Way to Put It All on the Table, Cupcake

Inability to Pick up on Innuendo Not an Issue

Unfortunately This Kind of Sounds Believable

Calling All Mediocre Guys

A Girl's Gotta Do What a Girl's Gotta Do


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Fri, 05 Feb 2016 10:39:01 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/too-honest-tinder-profiles/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Celebrity Business Cards You've Never Seen Before]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrity-business-cards/nathandavidson
Thanks to the Internet and sites like LinkedIn, does anyone really need business cards anymore? And for that matter, why would a celebrity ever need a business card, especially after they've become famous? Well, for starters famous people love free lunches at T.G.I. Friday's just like the rest of us. Celebrities also claim that they're super useful when they're trying to win another free yacht at rich people's raffle parties. So what do famous people's business cards look like? Take a look below!
Celebrity Business Cards You've Never Seen Before,

Abraham Lincoln

Albert Einstein

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Jonah Hill

Mark Zuckerberg

Neil Armstrong

Steve Jobs

Steve Martin

Walt Disney

Lady Gaga


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Wed, 03 Feb 2016 09:46:24 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrity-business-cards/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Greatest Baby Photobombs Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/baby-photobombs/nathandavidson

Just what the Internet needs. More baby photos! And these aren't just your typical Facebook baby photos. These are funny photobombs! Funny baby photobombs to be more precise. These are photos of miniature humans who can't form cohesive thoughts, yet they still know how to execute perfect photobomb. Most people can agree that mastering the art of the photobomb is essential in today's modern world. It can take years of practice to achieve photobomb mastery, but not for these babies. Be sure to vote up the funniest baby photobombs on this list.


The Greatest Baby Photobombs Ever,

I'll Have What He's Having

If Looks Could Kill

Here's Johnny!

Life's a Beach

Cat Got Your Tongue?

Dinner With Schmucks

The Original Baby Photobomb

I Want My Baby Back Ribs

Dropping the P-Bomb!

Through the Looking Glass


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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:06:54 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/baby-photobombs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The 13 Greatest Whitest Kids U Know Sketches]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-13-greatest-whitest-kids-u-know-sketches/mark
The Whitest Kids U Know are one of the most offensive, subversive and hilarious sketch groups working today. From insulting your racial sensitivities, to attacking everything that is sacred in our society (respect for children, family, genders, the elderly), they do what Jackass does to their bodies to the moral fiber of their viewers; which makes them one of the greatest sketch groups of all time.

What are the best WKUK skits? These are some of their funniest sketches for you to vote on in search of the funniest Whitest Kids U Know sketch. 
The 13 Greatest Whitest Kids U Know Sketches,

The Classroom Skit

Cubicle Boss

Get a New Daddy

I'm Gonna Grape You in the Mouth

Period Skit

Call of Duty

George Lucas

Deer Hunting

Opposite Day

Cash Quiz!
The funniest part about this is not only what it's saying about the hypothetical fickleness of American values, but how genuine, yet casual Osama Bin Laden's apologies are. Brilliant.

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Fri, 17 Sep 2010 04:08:14 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-13-greatest-whitest-kids-u-know-sketches/mark
<![CDATA[The Best Breaking Bad Memes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-breaking-bad-memes/meme-dude

The Best Breaking Bad Memes,

The Most Interesting Show

When you're old and washed out

Don't Meth with the Son

Change of Tactics

Yep, it's all about teacher's rights

Christmas is ruined

No wonder Adventure Time was so Meth-y

It ain't fun without cookin' a batch!

There a ringing in the ears

You'd be this way if you failed to bust a meth maker


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Tue, 03 Feb 2015 10:26:40 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/best-breaking-bad-memes/meme-dude
<![CDATA[Meanwhile in Dubai. . . (33 WTF Pictures)]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/meanwhile-in-dubai/nathandavidson
If you're thinking about traveling to the United Arab Emirates sometime in the near future, then you should definitely add Dubai to your travel itinerary. To say that what happens in Dubai, stays in Dubai is a gross understatement, because the things that happen in Dubai don't happen anywhere else in the world. From the crazy bizarre to the just plain weird, Dubai is a one-stop shop for all of your all of your WTF needs. And if these 33 weird Dubai pictures don't convince you of that, then you might not be a Dubai kinda guy (or girl).

You may be throwing your garbage in a government provided bin or protecting your car with a mean guard dog, meanwhile in Dubai they're using Louis Vitton logos on trash cans and buying f***ing lions to protect their double-wide limos. And all those camels? WTF Dubai?

Meanwhile in Dubai. . . (33 WTF Pictures),

Worst Ball Boy Gig Ever

CSI: Dubai

Reverse Racism in Dubai

Good Guy Dubai

Parking... Like a Camel!

A Dubai Room with a View

Just Your Typical Horse-cycle

The Ultimate Co-Pilot

Watch Dogs Are for Quakers

The Perks of Being Unemployed in Dubai


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Wed, 03 Feb 2016 08:06:29 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/meanwhile-in-dubai/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-vindictive-girls-meme/john-barryman
This Vindictive Girls meme is about the lies that women tell, if not to keep the peace, but to make you feel better and sometimes, just sometimes, for nefarious purposes. So, in all its what-girls-say-behind-your-back glory, here's the best of the Vindictive Girls meme.

"So then I told him..." is how most of them start, so some people might know it as the "So then I told him" meme, yet quickmeme has assigned it the Vindictive Girls meme. And rightfully so.

Collection of the Vindictive Girl meme. All guys know that feeling when you are talking to your favorite girl and know that she is saying something but meaning something different. This is mean just goes to show that we were right. Is this really what girls talk about when they are together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it is.
The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme,

On That One Freakin Guy


On Time


On The Number


On Age Verification


On Keeping It Simple


On Stacking Up


On Being Lax


On Being Good Girls


On Being Mad


On Keeping Secrets



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Wed, 11 Apr 2012 05:49:53 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-vindictive-girls-meme/john-barryman
<![CDATA[31 Reasons Why Grandma Is the Best Texter]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/texts-from-grandma/ashley-reign
Though it may have taken a decade or two for some of them to catch on, more and more grannies have adopted texting as one of their favorite pastimes. Texts from grandma often provide a unique hilarity that would be hard to find anywhere else, but luckily, we've put together a list of some of the best. Some of these grandmas are sassy and sweet, while others are just downright confused about technology. Whatever the case, they love their kids and grandkids, and a silly little thing like a new iPhone update isn't going to stop them from sending funny texts.

These grandmothers are hip to the texting trend, and these messages prove it. As you’ll see below, the joys of texting your grandma can take a variety of forms. Because some of them are brand new to texting, you'll have to bear with them while they get their "LOL" lingo down. Other grannies are slightly more seasoned, and use their biting wit to keep up with the changing times.These little old ladies do not play around, and their texts prove that they don't have time for silly things like tact and class.

Vote up the most hilarious texts from grandma below, and be sure to share your own stories about sending messages to your grandparents in the comment section.

31 Reasons Why Grandma Is the Best Texter,

She's Too Old for Subtly

This Granny Knows Her History

Take Out Sounds Great Right About Now

The Most Unique Holiday Greeting of All Time

The Space Bar IS Kind of Hard to Find...

This Grandma's Tact Was the First Thing to Go

She Didn't Chose the Thug Life. The Thug Life Chose Her.

This Old Lady Isn't Afraid to Own It

Grandma's Always Got His Back... And a Crowbar, Apparently.

Because Even Granny Has Needs


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Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:48:11 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/texts-from-grandma/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[60+ Everyday Objects That Look Really Happy]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-look-happy/carly-kiel
The perfect smiley face photos for a bad (or awesome) day! What could be nicer than finding a smiling face at the bottom of your coffee mug? How about living in a house that looks super excited to see you every time you come home? These super happy inanimate objects have got you covered. It's literally impossible to be in a bad mood after perusing these photos of excited (if not totally real) face.

 When our eyes play tricks on us, we can see everything from sailboats in the clouds to Biblical figures in dog butt fur. This is a simple gallery of pics of everyday things that look like they are happy. There are foods and seashells, furniture and electric equipment, planes and boats and sticks. Vote up the things (the cute pareidolia pictures) that look most pleased just to be nominated.
60+ Everyday Objects That Look Really Happy,

This Sunset

This Orchid

These Birds

This Plane Waiting to Be Fixed

This House

These Lighters

This Tree

These Box Bros

This Sleepy Loaf

This Caterpillar


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Thu, 14 Aug 2014 11:22:19 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-look-happy/carly-kiel
<![CDATA[Inappropriate Bumper Stickers That'll Ward Off Tailgaters]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/inappropriate-bumper-stickers/nathandavidson

Are you in the market for a funny bumper sticker? Or maybe even a dirty bumper sticker? Well, you're in luck because the bumper stickers on this list will give you some great ideas. These are some seriously inappropriate bumper stickers that'll surely ward off idiot tailgaters. These are stickers that'll let people know that you're not only not to be messed with, but also you are hilarious. I think everyone knows that is a dangerous combination. If a person is funny and also not to be messed with, you never know what they're thinking. Are they joking around? Or do they want to hurt me? You could be that person... with one of these funny bumper stickers.


Inappropriate Bumper Stickers That'll Ward Off Tailgaters,

Good Lord

Wish You Were Beer

These bumper stickers don't mess around either.


Bill of Rights

In Poo Taste

Dat Family

There Probably Is, Now That You Mention It

Unleash the Pride

Let's Wrap This Up

Twisted Sister

It's a Date!


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Tue, 02 Aug 2016 05:28:25 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/inappropriate-bumper-stickers/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Operations That Will Make You Love Anonymous]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-operations-that-will-make-you-love-anonymous/beau-iverson
Starting from a simple meme and growing into a worldwide group of "hacktivists", Anonymous has perpetrated a number of socially conscious computer attacks. Their activity, both real and supposed has ranged from simple pranks to fighting censorship, taking down pedophile rings, fighting back against perceived corporate abuses, and most recently, fighting against the social media penetration of ISIS.

While much of the hacking of Anonymous is directed at those they have personal beefs with, much of this work has also been greatly beneficial in hampering the operation of people and group that pretty much everyone hates. While their methods are controversial, it's hard to deny that they've done great damage to ISIS, exposed sex offenders, curbed corporate malfeasance, fought for the rights of oppressed people.

Here are some of the top operations carried out by Anonymous and their Guy Fawkes mask wearing recruits.

The Operations That Will Make You Love Anonymous,

Operation Facebook
As one of the highest trafficked web sites in the world, millions of people  give Facebook their personal information. Facebook's vast data storehouse is ripe for abuse, and Anonymous felt the social media site used this power wrongly.

In a statement released by the group, Anonymous announced they would launch a full scale attack on the site in an attempt to halt its operations and bring it down. Among their grievances were how Facebook stores data, how it uses it for advertising purposes, and how it makes deleting Facebook accounts extremely difficult.

But befitting an organization with no leadership, it also appeared that this attack wasn't officially sanctioned. A person claiming to be a high-ranking Anonymous member came forward and said that this supposed  attack is actually just an effort to raise awareness about Facebook's privacy policies. Sure enough, November 5, 2011 came and went with no attack and no official statement by Anonymous.
Operation Titstorm
When the Australian government announced that they would start censoring any Internet sites that contained what they deemed to be pornography, Anonymous launched a DDoS attack on Australian government websites. They also sent their usual deluge of email spamming, prank phone calls, and junk faxes. Though the sites did go down for two days, officials claimed that they were not concerned to the group, and left the sites down until the attacks were over.



Project Chanology
Project Chanology started in 2008 when an in-house Scientologist video featuring Tom Cruise leaked to YouTube. When the Church of Scientology forced the site to remove it, Anonymous saw it as an act of internet censorship. The group started denial of service attacks on the churches various websites, along with prank calls and black faxes (sending a fax with only black showing in an attempt to run the machine out of ink).

In February 2008, the operation shifted to less invasive means, including multiple protests at Scientology centers around the world. More than 8,000 people are estimated to have converged on the churches, many wearing the Guy Fawkes mask. This was done as a part of Operation Reconnect, which was an additional protest against Scientology's disconnection policy, which states that a member of the church must cut all ties with any family or friends who are against the church in any way.

Anonymous also led an effort to get the IRS to investigate the Church and revoke its tax-exempt policy.

Operation Payback
This major Anonymous operation started as a reaction to a DDoS attack made by Airplex Software, a security firm hired by several Bollywood companies to shut down websites that were hosting pirated copies of their movies. Just before the attack was scheduled to happen, the group found that their website had already been taken down.

Subsequent operations spiraled out to encompass any anti-piracy groups, including the Motion Picture Association of America and the International Federation of the Phonographic Industry. The attacks on the two companies took down their sites for 30 hours. Over the course of 2010 multiple attacks were made against other major companies, including the Recording Industry Association of America and British Phonographic Industry as well as multiple law firms dedicated to anti-piracy.


Operation Ice ISIS
In February 2015, Anonymous began attacking what they saw as the nearly unfettered social media access enjoyed by ISIS. Their hacking offshoot Ghost Security, made up almost entirely of women, attacked ISIS recruiting websites and Twitter accounts. Destroying what the terror group claimed was "months of work", Ghost Security took down or reported thousands of ISIS-affiliated websites, blogs, videos and social media accounts.

After the November 2015 ISIS attacks in Paris, Anonymous swung into action again, taking down over 3,800 ISIS-supporting Twitter accounts.

PlayStation Network Hack
In 2011, Anonymous launched an attack on Sony and the Playstation Network, after a user was arrested for jailbreaking his PS3 and installing Linux on it. In response to this the group, with the help of another hacker group, Lolsec, took down PSN and hacked the accounts of 100,000 users. The network was down for a few weeks before being restored. While Anonymous officially denied taking part in the hack, both Sony and members of the US House pinned the blame on the group.

Operation Darknet
While Anonymous might appear to go after governments and other entities that might be considered "good guys" in some people's eyes, at the end of October 2011 the hacktivist group took down a "darknet" that was providing services for pedophiles.

"Darknet" refers to a part of the internet that can only be accessed by users with special permissions. In this case the darknet was called "Lolita City", and Anonymous was able to gain access and fool almost 190 users into downloading a tracking program they had developed. This made it possible for the group to get the offenders IP addresses, which they then made public and gave to police. They also captured the pedophiles' posts, child pornography, and requests for more. In total, Anonymous crashed 40 child porn sites, which made up for more than 100Gb of material.
Westboro Baptist Church Hack
After the controversial anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church announced plans to picked the funerals of children killed in the Sandy Hook massacre, Anonymous retaliated by releasing the contact information and addresses of prominent members. They also launched a coordinated DDOS attack on the WBC's website,and hacked member's social media accounts.

Anonymous vs. Trump
Shortly after billionaire presidential candidate Donald Trump released his proposal to ban Muslim entry to the United States, members of Anonymous swung into action. A Twitter account associated with the group announced it had hacked the website for Trump Tower in New York, and included a YouTube video with a stern warning to the mogul to back off his racially inflammatory rhetoric.

Who are Anonymous?
Anonymous is a group of independent activists working together to achieve mutually-agreed upon goals. These goals are not assigned by one person or leader, but by the consensus of the whole.

Supposedly started in 2003, Anonymous enacts forms of "hacktivism", where they centralize on one goal and work in unison against that person or company. The group formed on imageboard sites like 4chan and continue to use such sites for planning and communication.

One of their most common angles of attack is to take down objectionable websites with "DDoS" or Distributed Denial of Service attacks where a group of different computers log on to a single site over and over again until the resources for the server are completely consumed and it is forced to shut down. They have also been known to stage live protests throughout the world. The group is most commonly seen in public wearing the Guy Fawkes mask from the 2005 film V for Vendetta.

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Thu, 03 Nov 2011 08:25:32 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-operations-that-will-make-you-love-anonymous/beau-iverson
<![CDATA[22 MORE Dudes Who Were Caught Checking Out Hotties]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/dudes-caught-checking-out-girls-on-camera/ashley-reign

Men publicly checking out women may be a tradition as old as peanut butter and jelly, but now that everybody's got a camera right on their phone, it's become a little bit harder for dudes to be stealthy when sneaking a peek. Here you'll find another collection of perfectly-timed photos that accidentally caught guys checking out girls mid-stare. From shameless to not-quite-stealth-enough, these poor guys didn't count on a camera capturing their indiscretions. 

Below, you'll see everyone from cops to men of the cloth catching a glimpse (and full on staring) at some of the most hypnotic parts of females who are crossing their line of vision. So next time you get caught doing a little unwelcome admiring, come on in and rest assured you're not alone. Here you'll find a group of guys from all walks of life who found themselves unable to resist a little ill-timed staring. 


22 MORE Dudes Who Were Caught Checking Out Hotties,

This Sneaky Peeping Party-Goer

"Somebody pour me a shot of that."


This Shopper Checking Out the Goods

"Girl, I'm feelin' you like you're fillin' that tank top. . ."


This Guy Reveling in Peepster Heaven at the Playboy Mansion

"Any of you bunnies up for an Easter egg hunt?"


This Slightly Distracted Drunk Guy

"Hi there, can I get you girls a drink?"


This Peepin' Padre

"Bless you, my child. Bless you so much."


This Shameless Boob Gazer

"So close, yet so far away."


This Guy Who Can't Restrain Himself from a Little Overt Ogling

"Daaaaaaah. . ." - This guy


This Photobombing Fail at Subtly

Bae watch: Nailin' It


This Man Who Got Caught 'Mirin on Camera

"Cheeeeese."


This Guy Who Loves Party Girls

"Don't say the shirt didn't warn you."



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Sun, 07 Feb 2016 04:47:15 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/dudes-caught-checking-out-girls-on-camera/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[37 Dudes Who Were Smokin' Hot, Even in Bell Bottoms]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/hot-guys-in-bell-bottoms/ashley-reign

Though these days hot guys in bell bottoms may seem like an oxymoron, back in the '70s it was considered nothing short of groovy. Though women lusting over men wearing bell bottom pants may seem like the stuff of other dimensions, rest assured it definitely once happened and you've come to the right place to see the evidence for yourself. Now it's only fair to warn that what you're about to see here can never be unseen and may not be for the fashion faint of heart.

But if you're up for a blast from the past then strap on your seatbelt and get ready to bust a move or two, because it's about to get groovy up in here. These hot '70s guys wearing bell bottoms are here to show you where it's at. . . or at least where it used to be. 

So if you're ready to kick it old school then get ready to get down with some of the most horrifically hip hugging bell bottoms ever caught on camera.


37 Dudes Who Were Smokin' Hot, Even in Bell Bottoms,

Don't Hate the Playas, Hate the Game

They Toll for Thee

What Hides Beneath Those Silky Chap-Like Bell Bottoms? Wouldn't You Love to Know

Will Wipe Down Anything on Wheels

Rock Those Greek Urns, Guy On the Left, Rock 'Em

Gangsta 2.0

Groove Personified

How YOU Doin'?

Does It Get Any More Dapper?

Just a Few Dudes, Hanging Out with Those Pants On


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Thu, 03 Nov 2016 02:46:36 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/hot-guys-in-bell-bottoms/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[The Funniest Clothing Tags Ever]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-clothing-tags/nathandavidson

If you don't normally pay attention to your clothing tags, you're making a big mistake. These photos are about to open your eyes to the fact that there are actually a lot of clothing manufacturers out there a sense of humor. For all you know, the clothes you have on right now might have a funny or weird joke on the tag just waiting to be enjoyed. Now this doesn't mean you should take your clothes off right this instant to find out, but it does mean you should enjoy this gallery of funny clothing tags. 


The Funniest Clothing Tags Ever,

It's a Trap!

Results May Vary

Booty Call

Size Matters

First Things First

Sorry About Your Mom, Bro

If the Shirt Fits...

For Kung Fun Pandas Only

Cocky Clothing Tag

That's a Load Off


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Tue, 26 Jul 2016 06:20:43 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-clothing-tags/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[22 Truths About Reese's Peanut Butter Cups]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/truths-about-reeses-peanut-butter-cups/nathandavidson

When it comes to the topic of best candy ever made, there really is no debate. It's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and that's it. Seriously, don't even bother arguing if you disagree, because you're dead wrong. And while we're on this subject, here are some memes and pictures that validate this undeniable truth about the awesomeness that is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Dude, what are you waiting for? You know you want to eat some right now, don't you? Hurry up and finish this gallery of funny photos, so you can drive to the nearest 7-11 and get some right now. It's peanut butter and chocolate time!


22 Truths About Reese's Peanut Butter Cups,

Pro Health Tip

This Must Be Heaven

It Takes Two

In the Heat of the Moment

Rush Hour

Total Recall

There's No Wrong Way to Eat a Reese's

One by One

How Many Reese's Can You Stomach?

Sweet Dreams are Made of Reese's


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Tue, 30 Aug 2016 11:09:40 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/truths-about-reeses-peanut-butter-cups/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Hilarious Pokemon Go Memes People Are Already Making]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/pokemon-go-memes/nathandavidson
To call Pokemon Go an internet phenomenon might be the understatement of the millennium. If you aren't playing Pokemon Go, you simply aren't in the know. The amazing thing about Pokemon Go is that it might be the greatest exercise innovation in the history of mankind, and the one thing capable of getting Americans to live an active lifestyle. Even though it's only been out for a week, the internet has already produced tons of funny Pokemon Go jokes and memes. These are some of the best pics we've found so far. It's time to take a break from playing Pokemon Go, and enjoy this gallery of hilarious Pokemon Go memes. What? Come on, you know it's the only logical thing for you to do right now.

Hilarious Pokemon Go Memes People Are Already Making,

Head Case

First World Dog Problems

Fancy a Poke?

Call of Pokemon: Go Warefare

A Whole New World

The Ball's in Your Court

To Serve and Catch Them All

Pedo Pokemon

Up in the Club

How to Get a Job in 2016


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Thu, 14 Jul 2016 05:05:06 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/pokemon-go-memes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Best "That's What She Said" Headlines on the Internet]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/thats-what-she-said-headlines/nathandavidson
"That's What She Said" syndrome has been sweeping the nation ever since Michael Scott started making it fashionable back in 2005. Now some people might try to convince you that TWSS jokes aren't funny anymore and that they're outdated, but don't let them ruin your TWSS fun. The sad fact of the matter is that people who are opposed to TWSS jokes are simply mad because they've never been quick enough to say it. If these 25 pictures of funny headlines that are just ripe for the that's what she said treatment don't make you laugh at loud then you might want to reconsider your sense of humor. But if you don't find these funny it'll be pretty hard to convince you otherwise. Ha... hard. That's what she said!
The Best "That's What She Said" Headlines on the Internet,

Talk About a Blow To The Head

Love-Love

Help Wanted

Finger Food For Thought

Olympic Magnum Gold

Thanks, I'll Pass

White Man's Burden

A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood

Deep Impact

Hole In Two


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Wed, 03 Feb 2016 09:23:18 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/thats-what-she-said-headlines/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The 10 Best Gifs of Jennifer Lawrence Falling]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-jennifer-lawrence-falling-animated-gifs/greg
Enjoy these Jennifer Lawrence animated GIFs. J-Law's one of the hottest and most talented ladies in Hollywood, and she's only in her early 20's. She may be the sexy star of the best movies of this decade, but she is also the clumsiest. We've got the animated pics to prove it.
 
Want to see this klutz in action? Welcome to the world of Jennifer Lawrence falling on her beauteous butt. Or, if she doesn't fall, watch the aftermath of her fall, her thoughts on it, her male co-stars' reactions, and even her dress start to fall. It seems there is no winning for Jennifer Lawrence. Oh wait, as she's tripping, she's accepting her Academy Award. After you check these out, you'll likely also enjoy this list of overall best animated pics of Jennifer Lawrence.

Funny pics like these deserve to be shared and LOLed at, especially the parody ones involving Peeta from the Hunger Games franchise and a special animated appearance from Lana Del Rey. The Best Jennifer Lawrence Movies are some of the most popular movies of all time, and she has the trophies and box office acclaim to prove it. 

The 10 Best Gifs of Jennifer Lawrence Falling,

Lana Del Rey Dancing




The Explanation



Hugh Jackman Fail



Oscars 2013


The Heroes



If J-Law Doesn't Fall, Her Dress Will





The Aftermath





Those Red Carpets Can Be Tricky


Peeta Bread



Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Understand




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Fri, 07 Mar 2014 10:14:42 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-jennifer-lawrence-falling-animated-gifs/greg
<![CDATA[21 Stories of the Real People Behind Memes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/real-people-behind-memes/jacob-shelton
There’s a one hundred percent chance that you’ve commented on a Reddit thread or a friend’s Facebook post with a meme. Not only are memes an amazing way to communicate feelings without having to actually think of anything, they’re also really funny. Everyone has a favorite meme they like to use. For some people it’s 60’s Spiderman, and for others it’s the Ermahgerd Girl, but most people don’t stop to think that there are real people behind memes. Think about it, someone had to pose with a bunch of Goosebumps books so you could Photoshop Pokemon cards or whatever into her hands. These are the stories behind the real people who became memes on the Internet. 

It's hard to believe that some of the memes you see every single day stem from real people with actual lives. But in a lot of cases, memes are totally based off of the average experiences of regular people. The weirdest part, is that sometimes, the people depicted in the memes don't even realize that they have become a meme until years later, when news trickles down to them. We've put together a list of the real stories behind the regular people who went viral. Check out these stories behind the memes, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
21 Stories of the Real People Behind Memes,

Ermahgerd Girl
The "Ermahgerd Girl" meme began when a 16-year-old kid from Canada was browsing a public Facebook photo gallery, and decided to post a weird photo that he saw on Reddit. Three years later, the Ermahgerd Girl was on a backpacking trip in India when one of her friends messaged her to let her know that she had become a meme. Now, Maggie Goldenberger, the Ermahgerd Girl, is a nurse in Phoenix, Arizona.
First World Problems Girl
The woman behind the first world problems meme, Silvia Bottini, is an Italian born model and actress who's been in a ton of commercials, and she even offers a public speaking course. She's basically the perfect person to represent the First World Problems meme. 
Scumbag Steve
Scumbag Steve, the meme everyone loves to hate, is actually named Blake Boston and really is kind of a scumbag. The original photo is from his mom's 2006 Myspace page. According to Boston, he could have "stopped everything" going on with his photo being used by a meme, but didn't want to seem "uncool."  

In other news that will surprise no one, the real Scumbag Steve is a not-so-great rapper.  



Overly Attached Girlfriend
Because the Internet moves so fast, a lot of people don't remember that the Overly Attached Girl meme was created to poke fun at the clingier aspects of Justin Bieber's single "Boyfriend." The original lyrics are a little creepy - "If I was your boyfriend, never let you go / Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone."  

Lana Morris, a YouTuber, decided to do a parody song called "Girlfriend" in which she made fun of how incredibly clingy J. Biebs sounded in his song. A still from the newly dubbed "Overly Attached Girlfriend's" YouTube video went viral in 2012, and never slowed down. Fortunately, Laina Morris has been able to capitalize on the meme and build a career around it.

Bad Luck Brian
When Kyle Craven's friend posted a yearbook outtake photo of his to Reddit, things got very real, very quickly. The photo in question was actually taken as a joke. In an interview with the Washington Post, Kyle said that “Picture days were always fun days for me,” and that he rubbed his face to make it red, squinted his eyes, puffed out his jaw and took what he thought would be a funny photo. Little did he know that a goof like that would make him Internet famous a few years later. 

Hipster Barista
Dustin Mattson is still pretty angry about becoming a meme - which is funny, because of course the Hipster Barista would be mad about being turned into something so mainstream.  

It turns out that Mattson is an actual hipster barista. He's super unhappy about the fact that grown men who make latte art for a living aren't taken more seriously. In an interview with the Atlanta Eater he said, "I do find it discouraging and disappointing that there was so much exposure brought to an attempt at making a joke of a culinary industry and the professional barista. To me, it's very telling on how we laud farm-to-table food, craft beer, cocktail mixology, but it's ok to have no respect for the specialty coffee world and the people who are committed to it." Somehow, this quote made his face ten times more punchable. 

Success Kid
When a photo of Laney Griner's son Sammy became one of the most popular web memes ever, she wasn't happy. But a few years later, she used the unwanted popularity of the meme to help raise $100,000 for her husband's dialysis, and to pay for his kidney transplant. See? The Internet isn't all bad. 


Stop Girl
The "Stop Girl" meme all started at a college football game. During a 2010 game between the University of Arizona and Iowa, Sarah - the student who would soon become Stop Girl - had a camera trained on her as she watched the game in agony. Her request that the camera man stop filming her lead to a bunch of weirdos on Reddit falling in love with her. Sarah is understandably weirded out by the whole thing, and hopes that she can put the Internet's fascination with her in the rearview. 


 

Attractive Convict
In 2010, Meagan Mccullough was arrested for a DUI. Three years later, her mugshot made its way to Reddit, where basement-dwellers the world over fell in love with her stunning good looks. A bunch of dudes contacted Mccullough, and professed their undying devotion to her. However, this hot criminal is kind of over that mugshot photo. She even said, "I don't think it's that good a picture - there are other ones I would prefer."
Overly Attached Girlfriend and the Kid That Needs to Fart
Apparently they went to the same high school.


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Mon, 26 Oct 2015 09:59:13 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/real-people-behind-memes/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[The Very Best of the Captain America: Civil Run Meme]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/captain-america-civil-run-meme/jtdesaulnier
Back in the day, memes used to happen after movies hit theaters. A photo from the set of Captain America: Civil War has proven so memeable, however, that the next Marvel Studios mega-movie has ended up with a viral sensation before shooting even wrapped up. Strap in, true believers, because this is the very best of the Captain America: Civil Run meme.

It all started in Berlin, Germany, where the Captain America: Civil War shot a scene with Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan sprinting their hearts out. Comicbookmovie posted a picture of the two in action and the Internet took it from there.

The idea is very, very simple: Winter Soldier and Falcon are running side by side in spectacularly Starsky & Hutch style. Thanks to the magic of Photoshop, fans have set this dynamic duo loose in all kinds of environs, from the hills of Austria in The Sound of Music to Isla Nublar in Jurassic Park. There are even a few Marvel-DC mashups.

Run with the heroes and vote up your favorite examples of the Captain America: Civil Run meme right here.

The Very Best of the Captain America: Civil Run Meme,

Meme Meld
Source
Indiana Jonesing
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Bilbo's Security Detail
Source
Run, Forrest, Run
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If You Don't Move, the T-Rex Can't See You
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Avengers: Caribbean Vacation
Source

Staying Puft
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Look Out Chris Pratt, These Two Can't Be Tamed
Source
The Running Men
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Sonic Boom
Source

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Fri, 21 Aug 2015 02:04:46 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/captain-america-civil-run-meme/jtdesaulnier
<![CDATA[The Funniest Pizza Signs in All the Land]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pizza-signs/nathandavidson

Every week is a struggle. A struggle with your mind and body to either order pizza or not to order pizza. It's the eternal question. Pizza is amazing and it has been said that if you ever meet someone who says that they don't like pizza you shouldn't trust them. Pizza parlors all over the country (and the world) are constantly creating funny signs that feed into our collective pizza addiction. So consider this gallery of funny pizza signs as an opportunity to put pizza in its place. Which is your mouth. If you can make it through this entire gallery without ordering a pizza online, that's a giant step in the right direction for your gut, but maybe not for your happiness. 


The Funniest Pizza Signs in All the Land,

Letter Spacing is Important

Sign of the Times

Your Move

Bet Your Butt It's Good

Have a Knife Day

The Fall Guy

Correctional Facility

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken

Indecent Proposal

The Two Best Things in the World


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Mon, 18 Jul 2016 06:58:26 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pizza-signs/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The 30+ Best Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Memes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-scarlett-johansson-falling-down-pictures/robert-wabash
In The Avengers, sexy Scarlett Johansson plays a character who can propel herself from wall to wall to ceiling and off a balcony before finally using her thighs to kill off eight henchman in one fell swoop. However, it turns out that when she's not being filmed, one of the hottest women in the world has some major issues with the basic human task of walking. 

Back in December of 2012, Scarlett Johansson was out for a stroll in some stiletto boots and totally faceplanted into the sidewalk. Fortunately for the Internet, the whole affair was caught on film (memory card?) and has now become a glorious meme almost a year later. The Scarlett Johansson falling down meme pits her against extreme fighters, throws her in the water for some under the sea fun, and even has her guest starring in one of the best music videos of all time.

This list of the best Scarlett Johansson falling down memes is a glorious way to enjoy the fact that even sober, celebrities fall down just like us. Thank you, ScarJo, for giving us a great face on the way to your faceplant. And PS: Never get that haircut again.
The 30+ Best Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Memes,

Scarlett Johansson Drops Sick Beats

Scarlett Johansson Used To Be An Adventurer Too...

Scarlett Johansson's First- and Last- UFC Bout

Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Her Start in Music Videos

Scarlett Johansson Demands You Stay Calm

Scarlett Johansson Never Reuses a Ride

Run, Kid: Scarlett Johansson Will Steal All Your Bubbles

Scarlett Johansson Is a California Girl Now

Scarlett Johansson Harnesses the Power of Marine Mammals

Scarlett Johansson Busks for a Living Now


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Fri, 04 Oct 2013 02:54:56 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-scarlett-johansson-falling-down-pictures/robert-wabash
<![CDATA[The Very Best of the Slowpoke Meme]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-slowpoke-meme/angie-marie
What's that? Super Nintendo is out? MySpace is hip? The NFL lockout is over? Steve Jobs quit? As the very best of the Slowpoke meme shows, Slowpoke is, well, slow. Ever felt like you were the last person on earth to find out something huge? Don't feel so bad after reading how out of touch the Slowpoke is.

As an image macro meme, Slowpoke is one of several memes created by the Internet group 4chan. The images feature a picture of a Slowpoke Pokemon character along with a surprising fact the Slowpoke just learned. Typically, Slowpoke just hears about really big news months or years after it happens, but Slowpoke is also a fan of old technology, like pagers, and just like the musically oblivious 8th grader, has no sense of what is new or cool at the moment.

If there was a such thing as an opposite of a hipster, Slowpoke would fit that like a glove. So here's to Slowpoke and his love for everything that is no longer cool.
The Very Best of the Slowpoke Meme,

Slowpoke on "That Apple Guy"

Slowpoke on Rebecca Black

Slowpoke Stays Connected

Slowpoke Learns About Himself

Slowpoke Tests the Waters

Slowpoke Has Dial-Up Internet

Slowpoke Hears About Barack Obama

Slowpoke is a Caveman

Slowpoke Uses Social Networking

Slowpoke Discovers Rock Music


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Wed, 14 Sep 2011 07:13:48 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-slowpoke-meme/angie-marie
<![CDATA[The Internet Reacts to Hostess Going Out of Business]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-internet-reacts-to-hostess-going-out-of-business/brian-gilmore
Hostess is going out of business, which means that Twinkies are going away for a little while (at least until another company buys up the brand), so people are not only tweeting like it's the apocalypse, but telling a bunch of jokes around how they will probably survive the apocalypse. Here are the best tweets, Reddit images and Tumblr photoshops about Hostess, and therefore Twinkies, going out of business forever. Which is how long people think the packaging lasts.
The Internet Reacts to Hostess Going Out of Business,

Remember...


Like in Jurassic Park!


It Really is a First World Problem


Oh My God This Is Actually True (Article in Link)





Click here to read the actual article about how people are really stupid.


Broken Spiral


WTF EBERT?


This Applies Here So Much. So Much...


Twinkies Will Survive a Nuclear Apocalypse


To start off, this is a false rumor and we all should know about it. Now you can be "that guy" or "that chick" at the party who corrects someone on this in a socially unproductive way.

Twinkies have a shelf life of 25 days. This is a fact.

Source: http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/twinkies.asp

And now for the rest of the list...
At Least Kourtney will be Safe


All 12 Food Groups... Gone



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Fri, 16 Nov 2012 01:30:31 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/the-internet-reacts-to-hostess-going-out-of-business/brian-gilmore
<![CDATA[The 46 Craziest Chinese Counterfeit Products]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-craziest-chinese-counterfeit-goods/robert-wabash
This list is a collection of the best fake products made in China and all over the world. These funny counterfeit goods are sure to make you do a double take because they closely resemble the original items they are ripping off. Especially in the East, these knockoffs have become so popular that they are popping up in all types of products, from designer handbags and jeans, to consumer electronics, sneakers, and even top fast food chains. There's no stopping the Chinese when it comes to counterfeiting the most popular brands from all over the world, including Nike, Calvin Klein, and Starbucks.

One of the biggest copycat stories in recent years is the opening of several fake Apple stores in China, who used the electronic giant's logo, decor, and even uniforms. Some employees even believed they worked at a real Apple store. 
 

Counterfeit goods often use recognizable logos and images from well-known products in hopes of fooling shoppers. The more high end and expensive, the more tempting it is to buy a cheap and fake version of it. A popular spot to find the best Chinese knock offs are at night markets and street vendors, considered by some cheap tourists as a shopping paradise and have even become popular tourist spots in China and other countries that sell replica items. No matter how illegal it is, there is probably a bootleg for anything you wear, use or find at home. If faux fashion or knockoff electronics are your thing, then check out the hilarious gallery below!


The 46 Craziest Chinese Counterfeit Products,

From Seattle to Shanghai

Status: Full

Pro-Chicken

Where's Fabio When You Need Him?

Faking Soda

I'm Not Olay With This

Have It Your Way

It's Not Chicken

Huts Are for Amateurs

iFake


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Fri, 31 May 2013 04:05:01 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-craziest-chinese-counterfeit-goods/robert-wabash
<![CDATA[The Dumbest Looking Animals on Earth]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/dumb-animal-pictures/ashley-reign

The world is without a doubt packed with magnificent displays of beauty, from the largest forest to the tiniest insect. Occasionally, though, nature is less beautiful and more hilarious. Sometimes animals just look goofy, dumb, or plain stupid. 

Dumb looking animals reveal what can happen when Mother Nature decides that she tried her best and it's time to move onto something else. Not every piece of art is a masterpiece! Some are rough drafts.

So the next time you’re feeling down on your own appearance, remember these idiotic creatures. No matter how hungover you are or how bad that new haircut may be, these animals that look dumb will give you a much-needed boost in self-confidence.


The Dumbest Looking Animals on Earth,

The Snub Nosed Monkey That Definitely Got Off Easy, Name Wise

This Proboscis Monkey and Its Unfortunate X-Rated Nose

This Blobfish in All Its Buffoonery

This Spazzed Out Giant Leaf Tailed Gecko Just Chugged a Four Loko

The Great Potoo Whose Name Is an Accurate Description of Its Face

This Chinese Water Deer Who Looks as Confused as We Are

This Sagia Antelope That Kinda Looks Like a Muppet Reject

White's Tree Frog Is Lumpy, But Also Satisfied

These Platybelodon Who Could Not Have Had a Good Evolutionary Reason to Look Like This

The Sea Sponge Responding to His Own Reflection


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Mon, 04 Apr 2016 03:20:17 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/dumb-animal-pictures/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-are-better-than-fingers/jacob-shelton
What’s so great about our stupid fingers? They can type? So what? When was the last time our fingers did something cool like help watch a movie on VHS or provide a snack? If only we lived in a magical realm where fingers could be anything! Imagine, for a moment, that you could turn your fingers into anything you wanted. What would it be? Would you choose comfort over use? Style over functionality? Think of all the insane things you want instead of fingers and add them to this list.

As it stands, our fingers can only do so many things. They’re technically prehensile but what does that matter when we can’t chow on them or use them to electrocute swimmers who annoy us. What if you could have kitchen knives for fingers? Or be a hero to friends and strangers alike, with a constant supply of gum shooting out of your hands? The choice is yours, there’s no right or wrong answer, but there’s a very real possibility that you’ll wake up with snakes for fingers if you think about it too much.

Vote up the items that would make your life easier and more fun than boring old fingers.
Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers,

Lightning

Tentacles

Laser Pointers

Electric Eels

Sex Toys

Snakes

Angry Rats

Elder Wand

Kitchen Knives

Baguettes


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Tue, 28 Jun 2016 05:29:24 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-are-better-than-fingers/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[Funny Science Puns to Keep Your Ion the Prize]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-science-puns/nathandavidson

You are about to be blinded with science. Well, science puns. While you're roaming through these scientific memes, make sure you think like a proton and always stay positive. Remember to keep your ion the prize and enjoy this collection of funny science puns. You should know ahead of time that it didn't take rocket science to come up with these jokes.


Funny Science Puns to Keep Your Ion the Prize,

Wheel of Fortune

Coal Troll

Ion the Prize

Blame It on the Vein

Pro vs Anti

Periodic Table

Spaced Out

Turn down for Watt?

Iron Giants

OMG, LOL!


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Tue, 02 Aug 2016 07:31:13 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-science-puns/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[28 Animals Who Don’t Want You to Touch Them]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/stop-touching-me-animals/ashley-reign
Have you ever have one of those days where you're just not in the mood to be bothered? Have you experienced those frustrating moments when you can barely deal with whatever droll conversation someone’s attempting to have with you, let alone imagine being kissed, cuddled, or touched in any way? If so, you’ll find yourself in good company amid these animals with attitude: a group of fur-balls who are in no mood for your love. While deep down they know you mean well, this group of adorably pissy little guys does not care. They have but one thing on their minds and it goes as follows, “Stop touching me.”

While some have managed to remain calm, there are a few who just don't have the patience to deal with you right now. Because of that, they're taking a more direct approach. So the next time you’re ready to punch the person who tells you to turn that frown upside down, open up this list of animals who don't want to be touched, and bask in the glow of creatures who totally feel you. Here you’ll find kittens who aren’t interested in kisses, dogs who have no need for displays of affection, and plenty of other creatures who just want you to go away.

So get ready to give a grumpy grin in spite of yourself as you get a load of these unwelcoming animals. See? Even the cuddliest among us have crappy days. So sit back and enjoy the antics of these little guys who aren’t afraid to show it.

28 Animals Who Don’t Want You to Touch Them,

"This 'Don't Touch Me' Goes Out to My Frustrated Fish Brethren."


Testy Kitty Gives One Warning Growl. One.


"Daaaah! Sneak Attack!"


"Oh Look, Something That Isn't Your Kisses."


"Best. Nap. Ever. Ruined!"


"Today We Play By My Rules."


"Come On. You Know the Rules."


"Is It Just Me or Does This Guy Get Rapier By The Day?"


"Dude, I Was Framed! Framed, I Tell You!"


"Fly Wings! Fly Us Far Far Away!"



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Thu, 02 Jul 2015 11:07:14 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/stop-touching-me-animals/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[The 35 Best Socially Awesome/Awkward Penguin Memes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-socially-awesome-awkward-penguin-meme/ron-mexico
This is a list of the best examples of the Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin meme. It is a mash-up of two very different popular memes that have been around for awhile.

The Socially Awkward Penguin meme is a picture of a penguin in blue running to the left and consists of comments that tend toward the negative. No matter what Socially Awkward Penguin does, he can never catch a break.

Socially Awesome Penguin is the complete opposite of Socially Awkward. This a picture of a penguin in red running to the right. Where Awkward can never do anything right, Socially Awesome penguin can do no wrong. Anything that he attempts ends in the best possible scenario.

When you mash them up, you get Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin. While both the memes by themselves are usually too extreme to be considered real, together they very much describe situations that happen to many unfortunate people. Something awesome happens that goes wrong very fast.

Also be sure to check out Ranker's other meme round-ups like, The Best Internet Memes of 2010, Overly Attached Girlfriend and the Very Best of "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing" meme.
The 35 Best Socially Awesome/Awkward Penguin Memes,

On Texts

On Birthday Parties

On Pocket Dialing

On Being Polite

On Dinner Dates

On Remembering

On Dinner Plans

On Being the Life of the Party

On Meeting Strangers

On Sunglasses


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Fri, 27 Jul 2012 06:22:39 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-socially-awesome-awkward-penguin-meme/ron-mexico
<![CDATA[The Very Best of the Angry School Boy Meme]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-angry-school-boy-meme/ron-mexico
In honor of all the brave boys and girls that have gone back to school this month, I have gathered together the greatest of the Angry School Boy Meme. Angry School Boy taps into the part of us all that can't stand it when people don't get the importance of the little things. How hard is it to know the difference between Playstation and Nintendo? Or that you simply can't walk away in the middle of a Poke-Battle?

The Angry School Boy meme captures these emotions we have all had from time to time and voices them through a very angry young man. So think of him the next time your parents tell you to shut down the game and come to dinner. Always remember, what would Angry School Boy do?

Be sure to check out Ranker's other meme lists like, Overly Attached Girlfriend, The Best of the Berks meme and Go Home You're Drunk.

More lists include Favorite Sith, Best Bantamweight Boxers, Best Celebrity Smiles, Greatest Rock Stars and City of God Movie Quotes
The Very Best of the Angry School Boy Meme,

On Economics

On Dirty Towels

On Pant Folds

On Handheld Electronics

On Proper Names

On Titles

On Dinner

On Product Names

On Timing

On Misplaced Sympathy


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Wed, 12 Sep 2012 02:03:23 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-angry-school-boy-meme/ron-mexico
<![CDATA[The Very Best of the Depressed Cat Meme]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-depressed-cat-meme/ariel-kana
Depression isn't just for humans anymore, even the adorable little cats are getting in on it. The Depressed Cat meme comes from the hallowed halls of all things cats known as Reddit. Depressed Cat is a photo meme depicting a sad little kitty that just doesn't know what to do with his lives. Depressed Cat has lost the pep in his step and can't find the joy in the simple things like chasing his tail or catching that little red dot.
The Very Best of the Depressed Cat Meme,

On Self Approval


On the Red Dot


On a Life Worth Living



On Ennui


On Grumpy Cat


On Hunting


On Suicide


On Emptiness


On Empty Nest


On Living



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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 02:45:15 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-depressed-cat-meme/ariel-kana
<![CDATA[The 18 Best Prank Videos of 2013 (So Far)]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-18-best-prank-videos-of-2013-_so-far_/robert-wabash
There is nothing better than watching viral videos of people getting pranked. These prank videos of people falling for practical jokes includes crazy hidden camera stunts, gross out videos, prank fails, and every other conceivable hilarious prank video will have you laughing like a jerk until you fall out of your chair and have to wonder if you too are the victim of a hidden camera prank.

If you're looking for viral videos that showcase the best pranks on the internet, this is the place to be. These are videos of people being pranked, people falling for stupid jokes, and all the best practical jokes captured on video. Some of the best viral video pranks are here on this list of the best prank videos of 2013, awaiting your viewing.

And hey, if prank and fail videos are your thing, don't miss the the always entertainingviral videos starring Russiansand best on-stage fails of all time.
The 18 Best Prank Videos of 2013 (So Far),

Little Buzz and Little Woody Prank

Magic Clerk: Easter Edition

Imaginary Friend Photo Prank

Stress Test Prank

Fire Wake Up Prank

Spider-Man Kissing Prank

Diaper Full of Pudding Prank

How to Get Any Girl's Number

The Ultimate Wake-Up Prank Compilation

Carlsberg Puts Friends to the Test


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Fri, 22 Mar 2013 06:04:45 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-18-best-prank-videos-of-2013-_so-far_/robert-wabash
<![CDATA[The 23 Funniest Examples of Grand Theft Auto Logic]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-grand-theft-auto-logic/chris-abraham
Here are 23 examples of funny GTA logic, including memes from Vice City, San Andreas, GTA V and more. If you've played any of the Grand Theft Auto games, you know that the way things work aren't always logical. Are the cops chasing you? Spray paint your car and you'll lose them immediately. Getting a haircut? Walk into the barber shop and you can leave with more hair than you had when you walked in. These are the best GTA memes from every game in the series, featuring terrible logic from cops, playable characters, cousin Roman and more. Vote for the ones that make you laugh the hardest!
The 23 Funniest Examples of Grand Theft Auto Logic,

Health Logic

Gun Logic

Water Logic

Toll Booth Logic

Surrender Logic

Hot Dog Logic

Punishment Logic

Bush Logic

Rare Car Logic

Stripper Logic


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Mon, 16 Feb 2015 06:52:52 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-grand-theft-auto-logic/chris-abraham
<![CDATA[The Funniest Horse Puns in the Barn]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-horse-puns/nathandavidson

Admit it, you've been horsing around on the internet all day at work, haven't you? Why stop now when you have the internet's best collection of funny horse pun memes staring you right in the face? These are horse word play puns at their finest and they're guaran-steed to make you laugh. 

If you like horses, bad jokes, and memes, well you've come to the right place, because these horse memes will do the trick. Just don't get mad if you're a little hoarse from laughter when you're done.


The Funniest Horse Puns in the Barn,

This Has to Be Russia

Sometimes It's the Little Things

Unstable Dictator

Power Trip

Sea-ing is Believing

Fur Trade

Maybe Not the Best Idea

Foals Rush In

The Long and Short of It

From the Horse's Mouth


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Tue, 02 Aug 2016 07:32:59 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-horse-puns/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[24 Real People Who Look Exactly Like Family Guy Characters]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/family-guy-lookalike/nathandavidson

Whether Family Guy characters live among us is one of the most important and vexing questions in the history of mankind. Fortunately, the answer to this question is an emphatic "yes." The world is simply a better place because these Family Guy characters were spotted in real life, outside the cartoon confines of Quahog.

Sure, you could argue these are simply pictures of real people who look just like Family Guy characters, but that's a little convenient, don't you think? These photos of Family Guy lookalikes and doppelgangers prove that Family Guy characters change back to their human form when they're not on camera. And yes, The Simpsons did this first too.


24 Real People Who Look Exactly Like Family Guy Characters,

Chris Griffin and Bruce Vilanch

Herbert the Pervert in Drag

Cleveland and Leslie David Baker

Retarded Horse

Uncle Rico and Bruce

Charlie Sheen and Quagmire

Tom Tucker and Tom Selleck

Meg Griffin

Consuela

Peter Griffin


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Tue, 30 Aug 2016 07:25:47 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/family-guy-lookalike/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Best Road Rage Scenes in Movie History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/best-road-rage-scenes/anncasano
Cinema is filled with road rage scenes. We’ve all been there. Maybe you get cut off, perhaps a car is trailing too close, or maybe there’s a traffic jam for miles down the road. Road rage is real, it’s that anger that brews inside while we’re driving. It results in yelling, screaming expletives, and almost always ends with someone getting the middle finger. Here are the best road rage scenes in movies.

No matter whether a film is a comedy, a drama, or even an action adventure, one of the goals of any movie is to make audiences identify with the characters. Almost all of us drive a car at one point of our adult lives, so of course, film characters are going to drive cars as well. When we see a character’s road rage, we feel their anger, but because it’s happening to someone else, it all looks pretty ridiculous.

It’s funny to watch Jon (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) constantly scream and drop f-bombs in his car. His anger is hilarious because it’s so over the top. But that could easily be any of us on any given day. Even the most mild-mannered characters get road rage. Driving always seems to bring out both the “tough guy” in everyone.

Check out these depictions of road rage in films and vote up the ones that capture what it's really like to be mad behind the wheel.

The Best Road Rage Scenes in Movie History,

Bean
You know what's contagious? Apparently, the middle finger. An angry biker flips off Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) and suddenly the nitwit starts giving the middle finger to everyone in Los Angeles.

Billy Madison
No one played angry quite like Chris Farley. Here, he's the red-faced, rage-filled bus driver, who must deal with mischievous kids (and Billy Madison) on a "precious field trip."

Click
Michael Newman (Adam Sandler) is stuck in traffic, he's yelling, and he's angry. The happy guy (Terry Crews) in the car next to him starts to sing. This infuriates Michael even more. Good thing he has his handy remote. He can turn off the sound on the annoying driver and click himself through traffic.

Die Hard with a Vengeance
John McClane (Bruce Willis) must travel 90 blocks in 30 minutes through midday New York City traffic to once again save the day. He and his sidekick Zeus (Samuel L. Jackson) steal a cab, run a slew of red lights, and take a shortcut through Central Park. McClane ultimately causes other drivers, pedestrians, and even a mime to experience more road rage in three minutes than most people do in an entire lifetime.

Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd (Jim Carrey) and Harry (Jeff Daniels) pick up a hitchhiker, who is actually more than he seems. It turns out to be the worst decision ever...for the hitchhiker. He gets treated to childish games and perhaps the worst a capells rendition of "Mockingbird" in the history of film. The rage is enough for the hitchhiker to down a bottle of pills, thankfully he's not the one who is driving. 

Falling Down
Who doesn't hate a traffic jam? Honking cars, backed up traffic, and needless construction are just a few of the reasons why D-Fens (Michael Douglas) turns into a violent, totally psychotic man on a mission to fix all the wrongs he sees in society.

Midnight Cowboy
Ratso (Dustin Hoffman) almost getting hit by an angry cab driver on the streets of New York City results in the unforgettable line, "I'm walking here, I'm walking here." Road rage isn't limited to the people driving cars; pedestrians experience their own form of automotive fury as well.

The Blues Brothers
Elwood: You don't like it?
Jake: No I don't like it.

Isn't waiting for a drawbridge the worst? Others may pound the steering wheel and curse the bridge. Not the Blues Brothers, who can use a cop car like it's never been used before.

True Romance
Forget that Lee Donowitz (Saul Rubinek) is all over the road while driving and talking on his early-model '90s cellphone. Getting cut-off angers everyone, so f-bombs and middle fingers are certain to follow. Check out the clip above and see what karma has in store for road rage.

Easy Rider
It doesn't take much to piss off this redneck in a pickup truck. Biker/hippie/representative of the counter-culture Billy (Dennis Hopper) flips off a hick  with a shotgun, and it doesn't end well for him, or his riding buddy Wyatt (Peter Fonda.)


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Wed, 27 Apr 2016 04:59:41 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/best-road-rage-scenes/anncasano
<![CDATA[18 People Who Got Caught Crankin' It at Work]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/people-caught-masturbating-at-work/jacob-shelton

Admit it, there’s at least one moment every day when you have an intense desire to start masturbating at work. Everyone has such thoughts, but few act on them; or, those who do act on them don’t talk about it. In fact, the only reason we know there are people getting off on the job is stories of dum dums jerking it on a shift and getting caught. Some of these people getting the job done at work ended up dying from autoerotic asphyxiation, or from jerking it so effing hard their bodies gave up. Not every white collar jerker who got up to naughty bathroom office hijinks died; some had a great time until the law caught up.

It’s debatable whether double clicking the mouse at work is a bad thing. It really depends on where you work. Obviously, if you’re the manager at a daycare, you shouldn’t be whipping heavy cream 9 to 5, but if you work as an editor in the porn industry, you can’t be blamed for sneaking off to the restroom every once in a while to settle your biscuits (that slang makes perfect sense). The heroes in these stories of on-call masturbators shouldn’t have been wanking on the clock, but sometimes you need a little one-on-one time. 


18 People Who Got Caught Crankin' It at Work,

Security Guard Dies Exploring Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Gas Masks, And Poppers

Everyone's been in this situation. You know, where you're at work and you masturbate so hard you die? 

In 2008, Ralph Santiago was found dead in the men's restroom of the building where he worked wearing Wellies, a wetsuit, and gas mask. There was a gas canister nearby. More rubber and latex outfits were found in his car, and the women's restroom. According to a police inquest, the night before Santiago died, he researched using poppers with a gas mask to increase sexual gratification. 


Guy Gets Caught Crankin' It, Blames Girlfriend

Aren't girlfriends the worst? They do nice stuff for you while putting up with inane conversation about fantasy football, and sometimes even send you naked pictures at work. UGH, WOMEN.

One Redditor got into a spot of bother at work after his no-good gf sent him a saucy picture and he decided the only proper response was immediately launching a mucus plug from his crotch catapult. To quote the man himself: "In combination with the animal urge I also needed a sh*t so thought I could kill two birds with one stone... I. SPUNKED. A LOT. I'm not talking your ickle dribble, I'm talking volcanic eruption."

Cool story. Unfortunately, homeslice doubted whether or not he efficiently removed all his pearl lava, because, as he was leaving the bathroom after dropping his milk dud, one of his bosses stopped him and asked about the mess in the stall. In a moment of panic, Office Jerk Bro lied about which stall he had been in and was busted on the even more heinous office crime of smearing sh*t all over the place. Which someone did in the stall right next to him. 

To break this down: the guy spun web like Charlotte in the bathroom. Someone had recently experimented with abstract expressionism on the walls and floor of an adjacent stall, employing excrement as paint. Which begs some questions:

  • Who was smearing sh*t everywhere, and why?
  • Was He Who Must Cream At Work prepping his rocket launch while inhaling the rank barnyard wreak of human dung festooned on nearby walls like guts in a slaughterhouse?
  • Did he recognize his sh*t wasn't the only sh*t he was smelling?
  • If so, did he at any point think, "Man, it smells like sh*t in here. This is a weird place to be lovingly tending this pic my gf sent."
  • Or, is he of the 2 Girls, 1 Cup persuasion, and did the nether stink serve to further engorge the veiny Panama Canal on the underside of his Central America?

Chargers Security Guard Caught Going For A TD And Two Inch Conversion In His Pants

To be fair to this security guard for the San Diego Chargers, who was fired after he was caught on video furiously fighting for that one inch near the team's cheerleaders during a game against the Oakland Raiders in 2016, there's not a lot going on at a Chargers game. To quote a report from TMZ

"The clip shows a guy in a red jacket, repeatedly jerking his hand while in the pocket of his pants.

We checked, and the the jacket he's wearing does match up with other guards -- who work for Elite Security -- in Qualcomm Stadium.

The team hasn't identified the guy in the video, but issued a statement saying ... 'We are aware of the disturbing actions of an Elite security staff member at Sunday’s game. We apologize to any fans who may have witnessed the incident.'"


ER Doctor Knocks Women Out, Skeets On Their Faces

Either David Newman, a 45-year-old father of two and ER doctor at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City, was trying to get jailed on a dare, or he thought he was invisible. In 2016, Newman was charged with five counts of sexual abuse against four patients after a 29-year-old woman he treated for shoulder pain told police he gave her morphine then masturbated on her. In a civil suit, prosecutors said semen found on her eye and face tested positive for Newman's DNA. Eye and face.

Newman told police the jizz in her eye was the accidental result of an anaconda-wrangling sesh he had before performing her operation. "I am embarrassed because I w*nked off in the lounge, and it was possible that that the ejaculate may have gone from my hands to the woman's blanket. Semen may have also transferred from my hand to my face during the time I treated her."

He then tried to gaslight the woman by saying she was so high on morphine there's no way she could know if she were being sexually assaulted. 

The happy ending to this story is that, in December 2016, Newman admitted in court he sexually assaulted the women he was meant to be treating. He received two years in prison rather than the more apt lifetime of men knocking him out with morphine to blast brogurt across his face. 


EPA Workers Misunderstand Acronym In A Big Way, Still Multitask Efficiently

"Hey buddy, it's the Environmental Protection Agency, not the Erection Polishing Agency," is what someone should have said to the men caught watching around six hours of porn a day at their cubicles. That's a lot of porn, by the way. It's probably more porn than people who are in porn watch per day.

One of the guys busted P-ing his E at the A (turns out there aren't a ton of masturbation metaphors) noted he didn't tenderize his tube steak in his cubicle, despite watching all the porn there. In fact, he killed two birds with one stone, maximizing efficiency with mobile tech by releasing nut cream and turd at the same time. "They asked me if I had behaved inappropriately in my cube hinting that they had found evidence of semen on my laptop. I told them I did not masturbate in the cubicle but admitted that I had done so while sitting on the toilet in the men's room.”

Do you want to feel even worse about your life decisions? Think about what you do for a living and how much you make. The workplace eel tamer quoted above was a geologist in the EPA’s Office of Air and Radiation who earned $120,000 a year plus bonuses while watching an average of two-to-six hours of porn per day at work. It's also stated he downloaded more than 7,000 porn files on an agency server.

To make matters even more of a existential nightmare, the rock polishing geologist received pay (and probably benefits) for two years after he was caught. Keep in mind the EPA was funded by around $8.2 Billion in taxpayer money in 2016, so you helped pay this guy to sharpen his knife while he was supposed to be making sure you breathe clean air. 

 


56-Year-Old Delta Mentor Routinely Lubes Piston While Watching Young Women Work

Mike Keve, a 25-year veteran of Delta Airlines, spent most of his time at the airline fixating on his chronic masturbation problem. His love of pleasuring himself on the job was so well known that, when two female co-workers mentioned his behavior up to supervisors, no action was taken. The women, Lauren Heffernan and Kayla Jenkins, were 29 and 19 respectively. Keve was 56. 

Keve routinely watched Heffernan and Jenkins, whom he was supposed to mentor, while he brought his chair into the upright position.. He allegedly once said to his superior, “I’m horny. Hey Peter, let me sit at your desk and rub one out by the window so everyone could see.” 

News of Keve self-milking at the office didn't come out until Heffernan was fired after complaining to HR. She filed a $10 million lawsuit against the airline. According to a New York Post piece on the incident

“Jenkins first noticed Keve’s offensive hobby when she heard his keyboard go silent on Feb. 4, 2016, around 3:15 p.m. 'At that moment Jenkins saw Keve sitting at his desk, with his penis out,' the suit says... Just days later, Heffernan looked up from her cubicle to see Keve 'staring' at her as he reclined in his chair and masturbated..."


When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong, Work Jerk Edition

When was the last time you masturbated yourself to death? Never? Sucks for you.

In 2016, the naked body of a man who worked for the North Central Bronx Hospital was found slumped over in a chair near a computer supplying an endless deluge of filth. Police say it was clear he was pleasuring himself at the time of death. The hospital had no comment, but internally they probably released a memo that said something to the effect of "Ewwwwwwww. Please don't die grooming your prize hog at the office."


Cop Just Off Duty And Still In Uniform Buffs His Billy Club To A Teenage Girl In a Skirt

Kelvin McKenzie, an officer at St. Albans Police Station in Hertfordshire, England, was busted by a passing cyclist slapping the cuffs on his wretched cudgel of a penis while driving home. What might have titillated him such that he unsheathed his groin rapier and oiled its blade in public view? According to the witness, "He was looking straight ahead. There was a girl walking along on my side of the pavement, about 16-17, slim, wearing a skirt." 

To make matters worse, McKenzie tried to get out of the mess by claiming someone had "cloned his plates," and it wasn't him seen masturbating in his car, dressed like a police officer, with his face. Yikes yikes yikes.

The cyclist who caught McKenzie hammering his hot iron told The Daily Star, "I assumed he was trying to put his seat belt in but as I looked in the window I could see what he was doing. The passenger window was open. I saw his penis in his hand. He was going up and down with his right hand. His left hand was on the steering wheel." 


A Congolese Minister Pounds His Enormous Yam To A Cam Girl In The Church Office

Take heed, dummies: if you're gonna jerk it in front of your laptop, cover your web cam with some tape. Congolese Minister Enock Ruberangaba Sebineza learned this the hard way when video of him attending the flock beneath his smock in his office to a cam girl went viral in 2016.

According to The Whistler, in an article it seems Sebineza wrote himself, "The video shows the minister gets out his huge penis to masturbate, ejaculate, and dutifully secure his 'produce' using a white piece of cloth." Can everyone agree on these two things? (A) Don't masturbate in your office if you're a minister; and (B) stop calling referring to semen as "produce." BLECH.

As you might guess, the minister was fired from his post in April 2016. But he still has that giant crotch octopus tentacle waving around in his khakis. He may also find relief in this comment, from the article linked above: "so sorry about dat.u were sacked from such a big possition.the devil can do anything to ruin a man.your career is finished.but seek succor in God almighty he will see u through the shame.time heals."


Cop Waves His Wang Around In His Cruiser To Keep Himself Awake After A Hard Shift

Boy, cops are the worst, right? Glenn C. Woolard, a police officer in Bethlehem PA, was caught skinning his ferret in his cruiser in October 2016 by a woman driving a box truck. The woman told a State Trooper Woolard was "waving it around," an accusation the officer initially denied, then admitted to, along with purposefully exposing himself in a Target parking lot the previous week. If you're gonna fire liquid arrows in public, you might as well be aiming at something, right? 

Woolard defended himself by saying he was trying to "stimulate himself and stay awake while driving home from work." If only there was a liquid substance you could ingest to keep you from falling awake. OH WELL. 



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Wed, 04 Jan 2017 07:23:40 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/people-caught-masturbating-at-work/jacob-shelton
<![CDATA[Worst Things People Have Ever Done in The Sims]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/terrible-sims-stories/rosa-pasquarella
The Sims are an integral part of any gamer's collection. Who doesn't love a game that lets you play God? From its humble beginnings to it's copious updates and expansions, players are able to create families, build houses, and rule their own little world... or at least that what they're supposed to do. 

Lovers of this classic video game over on Reddit opened up about the most bizarre things they had ever done with their Sims. From funny mishaps to sinister murder-suicide plots, these stories will make you want to find your nearest console and binge with The Sims.

Worst Things People Have Ever Done in The Sims,

User creates a party room, sets it on fire, and forces Sims to dance (or they die)
"I bought a giant mansion but made some modifications to it. By modifications I mean a room called 'The Party Room'.
 

The party room had dance floors, plenty of food, music and a nice sports car parked in the middle. What could go wrong?
 

I threw a party and invited everyone I knew into it and called them into the room. Suddenly the doors shut and a nightmarish hell began.
 

All the stereos switched to that annoying kids music, the strobe lighting kicked in and the fireplaces were placed. The doors disappeared magically.
 

The sims weren't allowed to leave the house. I had but three commandments: anyone who does not dance dies, anyone who tries to put out the fires dies and the last surviving member was allowed to live.
 

At least 30 Sims had to endure fire, starvation, piss-covered floors, strobe lighting, kids music, windows that pointed directly outside to freedom, ghosts and rotten food for about two weeks in-game. One by one the Sims were picked off through horrific torture."


Player forces family to play music while he kills off the family pet (who he turned human)
"In 'Makin' Magic' I had a brilliant dog called AJ who was loved by the whole family. He never had an off day and brought sheer joy to his owners. I decided to train my wizardry and get the spell that allowed you to turn pets into humans, so AJ could be even more a part of the family.
 

He turned out to be the biggest fucking ass-bag as a person, and was abusive to his family, so we had to take care of him. I built a monolithic tomb, and trapped him inside. The family stood out front playing music to him as he slowly starved. They bought a new dog and played with it happily outside AJ's eternal resting place to torture his trapped soul. Eventually a dragon burnt down the house and killed them all.
 

What a game."


Player stuffs entire neighborhood inside house with one toilet and no doors

"Killing Sims is (generally) too easy and vastly overdone. So one day I was an a mischievous mood so I decided to perform a 'social experiment'. I built a very bland house. Basically a big square of unpainted walls without windows and only one door. Once I had the whole neighborhood trapped inside, I removed the only way out.
 

Inside the house there was one refrigerator (no starving to death allowed) and right in the center of the house, a single toilet. I wanted to see which Sims would unashamedly use the toilet in full view of everyone else. Most did not want to.
 

Slowly I would shrink the walls as people moved away from them forcing everyone closer and closer to that one, lone toilet. The whole neighborhood, all fed and needing to use the toilet, nearly all too ashamed to use it standing around in a tight, confined space all staring at the toilet longingly. Many were standing in puddles. Woe betide them that fainted."



User creates maze from the fridge to the toilet that takes 48 hours to get through

"[I created a] giant two-story maze, room in the middle of the bottom floor had a fridge and the one up top had a toilet. It took 48 Sim hours to get through the maze."


Player forces husband to paint wife's affairs, hangs paintings all over the house

"One of my Sims had the desire to sleep with ten people. She had a husband who was an artist. He was always in his studio endlessly painting, he had a bed in there, he was completely dedicated. Every time she had a lover over I had him paint the scene in the bedroom. He never caught her as he rarely left his studio but all the time he was obliviously painting her infidelity. Obviously I hung these paintings all over the house."


User forces starving Sim to throw out pizza he secretly ordered; Sim cries while it happens
"I was starving my Sim and he sneakily called up for a pizza. When it was delivered I made him throw it in the garbage. Then he cried."
Player creates her ex-boyfriends, kills them off one by one
"One by one, I created my ex-boyfriends. I'd flirt with them, get a little woo-hoo action, them one day they'd have a little accident. Who knows why John decided to try to fix that broken dishwasher at two AM with no repair skill? Or how François got trapped in the pool in the middle of the night? How unfortunate."
Player repeatedly kills every man a Sim tries to marry, woman eventually dies
"I made a black widow: a female Sim who would marry men, and on the wedding day I would lock him up in the basement and basically starve him. Her secret cemetery/basement had like 20 urns. I didn't even do it for the money (I would donate it all away, she had the 'good' trait so it would actually benefit her too). I never had her have sex with any of them either, she died a virgin after adopting a baby girl and then I repeated the entire cycle with her as well."
Player drowns his Sim, has everyone show up to the funeral in bathing suits
"One time I killed a Sim by drowning. Then I made everyone show up to his funeral in swimwear."
Player makes clean-freak Sim, locks him in house with dead hamster and rotting food
"I made a guy who was a compulsive neat-freak. Put him in a really surreal little house with a wedding buffet and a hamster or something, and deleted the door. Eventually, he went insane from lack of cleanliness and depression over his little rodent friend dying, and starved to death once the banquet rotted. I put the resulting urn in the room. I then repeated an identical scenario several times, always keeping the urns in the room. Eventually the tenth iteration of this guy is up all night, every night, terrified of a parade of ghosts of himself."

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Mon, 21 Mar 2016 03:57:35 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/terrible-sims-stories/rosa-pasquarella
<![CDATA[The 36 Funniest Demotivational Posters]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-demotivational-posters/kel-varnsen
The funniest demotivational posters not only make us laugh and shake our heads but prove once and for all that trying is really not worth it. These posters mock the inspirational and serene motivational posters by showing the unfortunate side of each situation. Sure some posters will give you hope and lift your spirits but how many keep it real like the best demotivational posters?

Rather than painting a rosy picture of how awesome your life could be, these funny demotivational posters tell it how it is. Why pay for college when so-called no-talent reality stars will always make more than you? Think you have bad luck? Try being in the wrong place at the wrong time with a bull on the loose. Think you're getting a great deal on eBay? Yeah, there's a reason it's a fraction of the price.

Making a funny demotivational poster is simple which is why the trend, like other image macro memes, has become so popular on the Internet. Take an unfortunate image, put it on a black background and add a witty caption underneath. Upload and share and you're all done. Yes, that simplicity allows nearly everyone to create a demotivational poster of their choice which leads this Internet meme into the "jumped the shark" category. Thankfully, not all of the posters are bad. In fact these here below are some of the funniest demotivational posters out there.

These top demotivational posters will never make the walls of classrooms, libraries, or offices, but they'll demotivate anywhere they appear. These are the life lessons that sooner or later we'll all learn and most of us the hard way. Life can be cruel and hard but as these hilarious demotivational posters prove, it can always be worse.
The 36 Funniest Demotivational Posters,

Unemployment

Elephants

Simplicity

Blasphemy

Unique

Exercise

Teamwork

Favoritism

Birth Control

Bad Luck


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Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:34:26 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-demotivational-posters/kel-varnsen
<![CDATA[The 13 Greatest Moments in Video Game Griefing History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-13-greatest-moments-in-video-game-griefing-history/benjamin-dunn
Griefing:deliberately irritating and harrassing other players in an online multiplayer game. From Second Life to Modern Warfare, Team Fortress 2 to Left 4 Dead, wherever there's a large group of people playing an online game together, there's a smaller group that just wants to make everyone else miserable. Call them "griefers" or "trolls", but they're all out for the same thing: making your life a living hell. Be it exit blocking in MW3, creating a steady stream of Tanks in L4D or sending flying genitalia through your Second Life, these jerks will do anything and everything.

While there are special things that can be done in almost any game, there are a few standard griefing moves in almost every game. These consist of exit blocking (when a person stands in the way of the only exit from the spawn room), team killing (killing your own teammates) or just plain being annoying over the coms.

This list has gathered some of the best moments in griefing history from some of the top games on the market as well as some great historical moments. If these give you ideas all I ask is that you stay off of my game’s server. Thanks.

What are some of the greatest moments in video game history? Who are the top 10 video game trolls? This list will answer that question and will give you a better understanding of who are the best video game trolls, or worst, depending on your point of view.

*Please note: The language contained in some of the following videos can be considered rude, racist and just plain not nice.
The 13 Greatest Moments in Video Game Griefing History,

Xbox 360 Kinect: Griefing the Next Generation
When the Kinect came out it was being touted as the next generation of family entertainment. What they should have said was that it would be a new way to torment your younger brother.

It would've sold a lot better, that'd for damn sure. And then maybe then we'd have something a little better than dancing games and stuff that makes you look like you have vertigo while you're playing it.

For those of you that have not had the opportunity to play with a Kinect, let me give you a run down. The way the sensor works is that it bathes the room in infra-red dots that the camera on the machine picks up and uses to create an in-game model of yourself.

If it's a two player game, each player has to stand shoulder length apart or else it will mold you together and get really confused.

So when the Weasley family here all gather behind little Ron, it causes the game to go haywire. Granted, the view of them griefing their little brother is probably more entertaining than seeing what is actually happening in the game, but that's true about most games on the Kinect in general.
Modern Warfare 2: Knife Party
Ah war. Fighting day after day.

Not knowing when you are going to meet the person who has the bullet with your name on it. It can get intense. Sometimes it gets so intense that there is nothing you can do but go a little crazy and start knifing anyone in your way.

Going on a knifing spree is what people do when they're drunk and about to ADD-quit a round of multiplayer.

This is a simple, yet effective, and ultimately hilarious way to grief/troll that's pretty funny on video, but absolutely nerve-wracking and horrific if you're subject to it.

It takes kind of a bit of skill to not get killed with this tactic too.

Tip of that hat to this asshole.
Modern Warfare 3: Trolling Edition
This video demonstrates one of the most highly utilized forms of griefing performed in games today: The In-Team Kill.

Pretty much exactly how it sounds, team killing is, surprise surprise, when you kill members of your own team.

It's the ultimate betrayal an the way that complete assholes get their rocks off. It's never fun for anyone and, after you've been waiting for a while in the lobby, it makes you want to actually kill whoever thinks this is fun. It ruins the game.

And if you think this you're 100% in the right. There's nothing that says that you're wrong. But it's impossible to complain about someone doing this without sounding like a 7 year old saying "but mo-o-o-o-m... he's ruining the ga-a-a-a-a-ame!".

In the Modern Warfare series, the best way to go about that is to either take out your team members before the clock is done counting down, or just shoot your RPG into the group, wiping everyone out and getting booted from that game.

... worth it?
Team Fortress 2: Communications Error
One of the best things about multiplayer games is getting to be on a team and running through combat strategies on the fly. Having your team leader assign tasks and sectors. Responding to distress calls from fallen teammates. Hollering in victory when you win.

Of course, that becomes difficult when the enemy decides that they are going to just keep forcing the game to notify that they are taking your base. Over and over and over and over and over again.
Team Fortress 2: Team Roomba
Team Fortress 2 is a colorful send up to all the first person shooter multiplayer games out there. Instead of dealing with gritty surroundings and dull camo, you get to be in ultra-fun bright colors, playing as cartoon versions of FPS characters. All the classes are represented. You have the Spy, the Heavy, the Engineer, the Sniper, the Medic and the Pyro. You can even choose to have balloons come out of your bullet riddled corpse instead of blood. Yay!

All fun aside though, this is still a serious team game. People spend days on the servers trying to defend their intel and bases. Of course, anytime that people start taking a game seriously, that's when it is ripe time for THE griefing.

Team Roomba is what one would consider a "professional" griefing team. And by that I mean that they're sponsored and everything. They go around TF2 and record themselves causing havoc. Though they can be seen performing team kills, their specialty seems to be creating amazing teleport traps that force opponents into automatic deaths. Frustratingly brilliant.


Second Life: Attack of the Flying Dongs
Second Life is a popular Massively Multiplayer Online world. Not really a game, but a place where people go and, well, live a second life (which means that they're not really doing the best in living their first one).

Since people spend so much time (re: most of it) in this virtual world, it becomes ripe for the griefing.

Whenever something actually starts mattering to anyone... this is when it becomes ripe for the griefing.

From "hand of god" attacks (where a person runs a tool that repeats a word or phrase over and over in a person's conversation screen forcing them to reboot) to changing a person's home to look like a pedophile play land, it seems that there are just some people that can't be happy without making others miserable.

The attack that happened in the video above occurred in 2006 during an interview by CNET. 

Right before the interview with the person took place a flock of flying 3D phallus' took out the whole thing. What's even crazier, is that in 2008 someone took the concept of that attack and made it happen in real life using remote controlled planes and adult sex toys.

Read more about it here.
Black Ops: Protecting the Door
In a special DLC package for Call of Duty: Black Ops, you get to play as soldiers trying to save themselves from wave after wave of viscous Nazi zombies. The main way of protecting yourself is to maintain a boarded up perimeter, avoiding zombies and demon dogs at all costs. That becomes quite difficult, though, when one or two of the people on your team will not allow you to get near the door to board it up, thus letting the flood of zombies come at a dizzying, impossible 28 Days Later pace.

I'm just going to say it. Most of the people that get griefed bring it on themselves. Sometimes you just want to play a game and another player just can't keep their mouths shut. When you add some not-so-subtle racism being blasted into your ears (and sometimes from your screen -- my neighbors probably think I'm a KKK Grand Wizard at this point), sometimes that person just needs to be shut up in the worst way possible.
Team Fortress 2: Bait and Switch
I think it was Sun Tzu (or maybe it was Shang Tsung) that said the best way to beat your enemy, is to know your enemy. These guys really used this in the best way possible.

The person involved in this strategy really got into the enemy's head. Let's think through their logic.

Who am I playing against? Mostly dudes.
What do dudes like more than killing? Babes.
What is the best way to distract dudes? Put pictures of hot babes everywhere and knife them in the back when they aren't paying attention.

Brilliant. Just flat out, absolutely brilliant.

(A special mention has to go out to poor individuals that fell for this cheap trick, but let's face it, you kind of deserved it.)
Gary's Mod: Buried Alive
A brief description to shed some light on what is happening in the above video: Gary's Mod is a game that is made using the Half Life 2 engine. Not a "game" per se, but it allows players to just fool around with the engine and make some amazing environments to play in.

Once any thing is accessible to everyone on such a wide scale, though, pretty damn annoying interactions start happening almost instantly.

The only way to negate an extremely vocal 9 year-old*? Box him in anyway possible.

*He's the shadowy figure that has been rightfully placed in a time out, not the person "filming" it.
Battlefield 3: Crime and Punishment
This little bit of game exploitation was brought to my attention by the fine folks over at Kotaku. While the video isn't any sort of griefing in the traditional sense, it did show people how to exploit a part of the game that allowed players to level up extremely fast... which is where the griefing began.

The guy who made the video came back with a response later, expressing his sorrow at giving away such a cheap, horrible trick.

To make amends he is now going around to different game servers, finding people using the cheat, and systematically destroying them.

He's cleaning up his own mess and looking like a jerk in the process. In a way, he's the MW2 player that the servers deserve *Dark Knight music*.



Read more about the story here.

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Fri, 11 Nov 2011 01:02:19 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/the-13-greatest-moments-in-video-game-griefing-history/benjamin-dunn
<![CDATA[The Posters You Always See in College]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/posters-you-saw-in-college/carly-kiel
Each Fall, college kids across the country ask themselves a single important question, the answer to which will dramatically influence their semesters, years - maybe the rest of their lives. "What poster can I hang in my dorm room to tell the world the most about *me*?" Whether made of drywall or thickly-painted concrete blocks, dorm room walls provide the perfect blank canvas for an academic-minded person in his late teens or early 20s to express himself re: likes and interests. For example, if he wants to say "I like a movie," he might have a poster of that one movie. Is he trying to tell you, "Hey, I like to drink alcohol"? Well, keep your eyes peeled for a poster that has a photograph, drawing, or advertisement for some kind of beer or liquor.

Are you looking for some college decorating ideas? Here is a collection of all the posters you will see in other people's rooms (provided you are invited into any of them) and also a guide to interpreting each one's meaning, i.e. what the poster-owner is quietly telling you about himself.

What are some good things to hang on a dormitory room wall? Some options include: photographs of your friends and/or family, pics you took on vacation, original artwork you drew or painted, posters of sports teams or bands from your hometown, or even your class syllabi. You can even hang your corsage from prom, or the tassel from your high school graduation if you have it! If any of those items sound a little too personal and TMI, try out these very common college posters so you can spread the word on your floor that you are a fan of drinking / a specific movie / "art" / whatever. 
The Posters You Always See in College,

Abbey Road
What This Person Thinks It Says: "I'm just a Regular Joe trying to get by."

What It Actually Says: "I'm just a Regular Joe trying to get by."
Beer
What This Person Thinks It Says: "I'm physically attractive lol."

What It Actually Says: "I have a shitty personality."
John "Bluto" Blutarsky
What This Person Thinks It Says: "I am the college expert u want 2b friends w/. Ask me where the party's @."

What It Actually Says: "I will be on academic probation next semester, so don't get too close."


Pink Floyd
What This Person Thinks It Says: "I am a connoisseur of art, lovers, and classic jams that you need to listen to, bro."

What It Actually Says: "I have an older sibling who is cooler than I am."
Pulp Fiction
What This Person Thinks It Says: "I'm a bit of a cinephile. I like obscure movies that are a little off-kilter."

What It Actually Says: "If you are not careful, I will trap you into the most boring conversations of your life."
The Persistence of Memory
What This Person Thinks It Says: "I like to lie on my twin XL, stare at this masterpiece, and just contemplate. I am so intelligent that I scare myself sometimes."

What It Actually Says: "You will find me reading a notoriously pretentious novel in the common area, where everyone can see me."

Trainspotting
What This Person Thinks It Says: "I'm a complicated and cerebral dreamer who is not afraid to buck the system. Feel free to stand here and read this whole thing while I mix up some heroin just kidding it is a martini want to hang out?"

What It Actually Says: "I'm just so nervous about this whole experience."


The Great Wave off Kanagawa
What This Person Thinks It Says: (None.)

What It Actually Says: "Idk I just hate a blank wall."

Prochainment, Tournée du Chat Noir de Rodolphe Salis
What This Person Thinks It Says: "I'm a sophisticated adult who enjoys long dinner parties, red wine, and cigarettes before bed."

What It Actually Says: "My mom bought this pre-framed at Bed Bath & Beyond."

Woodstock
What This Person Thinks It Says: "I was at Woodstock."

What It Actually Says: "I have pot."

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Fri, 25 Jul 2014 09:22:09 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/posters-you-saw-in-college/carly-kiel
<![CDATA[Funny First World Problem Memes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-first-world-problem-memes/chinofernandez
When you live in the first world, you take for granted things that are so trivial, and even a little change in them becomes a big problem. You may think it's dumb to make a mountain out of a molehill.... But hey, this is the first world - a molehill is a mountain!  These funny first world problem memes capture these important issues and are gathered here for your enjoyment.

Whether you have to get up early again because you, ugh, got a job, or couldn't reach the in-flight television because there's just so much legroom in business class, these rich people problems will make you laugh, unless of course your diamond earrings keep scratching your iPhone screen. Then, we really can't help you.
Funny First World Problem Memes,

Benz in shop

Asking a Husband

What to Wear

Earring scratching I-phone

Leg Room

Too Much Money

Book Batts

Waking Early

Food Porn

Rich Work Ethic


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Wed, 15 Oct 2014 02:19:55 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-first-world-problem-memes/chinofernandez
<![CDATA[Useful Hacks for Dealing with Other People]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/mental-hacks/ashley-reign
We've all seen life hacks online that give great little tricks for everything from saving money to improving health, but what about tips for how to deal with people? As it turns out, psychology has a great deal to offer in the way of mental hacks and subtle tips that you can use in everyday situations to improve your people skills. Here we’ve gathered a collection of simple things that you can do to make a better first impression, develop deeper friendships, and even learn to deal with difficult people.

These fun tips and tricks on how to communicate well largely concern the art of silently getting your point across. As you’ll see below, learning to read body language helps you pick up on subtle clues that most people never even realize they’re giving out. Here you’ll learn skills that will help you know when someone is ready to end a conversation, detect whether someone is checking you out, and understand which members of a group feel closest to one another, all without ever saying a word.

So get your psychological hack on with this fun list of tips and tricks that will not only allow you to read people, but teach you how to make a great first impression as well!


Useful Hacks for Dealing with Other People,

Steer Rude People Toward Mirrors

At Least Pretend to Be Happy to See People

Being the Bigger Person Is Actually the Best Revenge

Make Someone Expand on an Answer Through Silence

Focus on Their Feet

Maximize That Eye Contact!

Look for Clues When They're Laughing

Confidence Is the Key to Faking It Until You Make It

Use This Easy Tip to Get Ahead in the Name Game

Honesty Is Actually the Best Policy


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Wed, 30 Sep 2015 11:25:23 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/mental-hacks/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[29 Snapchatters Who Turned Around a Boring Day at the Mall]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-snapchats-sent-while-shopping/ashley-reign
Do you see the humor in things that other people miss? Then this collection of Snapchat masterpieces will show you how you can channel that hilarity into real-life art. Or at least into laugh-out-loud funny Snapchats. Here we’ve gathered a collection of some of the best Snapchats sent while shopping, which should leave you full of fun ideas for the next time you and your pals hit up the mall. After all, a picture may be worth a thousand words, but a picture with a hilarious caption is priceless.
 
You’ll see what we mean as you scroll through this hysterical collection of shopping Snaps, which reveal the inner thoughts of reluctant shoppers as they wait for their girlfriend to try on one last top. Whether they’ve been roped into a trip to the office supply store or have found themselves in the women’s fashion section with mom, this is one group of Snapchatters who totally turned around a boring day at the mall. So if you’re sick of flipping through magazines while your boyfriend tests out every last guitar in the music shop, this one's for you.

These Snaps show you how to utilize the powers of Snapchat to infuse a regular day with a little special fun. You'll develop a masterful eye for accidental puns, learn to turn a boring sign into a great joke, and find out how to spot a marketing fail a mile away. So fire up your phone and let the funny shopping Snapchats roll.  

29 Snapchatters Who Turned Around a Boring Day at the Mall,

A Helluva Lot of Pun

Point Taken

We Suspect an Impostor

#FML

Foot Locker's New Marketing Strategy Is Questionable

Come Here Often?

Another Round of Duff for the Boys!

The Best Bookstore Burn Ever

This Snap = 1; You = 0

Haters Gonna Hate


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Wed, 29 Apr 2015 09:50:13 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-snapchats-sent-while-shopping/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Old People Who Don't Give a F*ck]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-old-people-pictures/ashley-reign
Old age isn't usually thought of as the most fun time in a person's life. That's probably thanks to the bunions, bad hips, failing vision, and ungrateful kids that come along with all those candles on the birthday cake. So instead of waiting to go quietly into old age, we’ve decided to start planning how to become totally badass old people. We invite all the other youngsters out there to do the same. If we all start taking notes from funny old people now, then by the time we’re 90, we can all live in the most pimp home on the block.

Thanks to these funny pictures of old people, you'll learn that being old means you don't have to give a sh*t anymore. Rest assured, these hysterical old people know damn well that they shouldn’t be drinking, wielding weapons, or attempting to disguise a riding lawnmower as an average car. The difference between them and sub-par old folk, however, is that they simply do not care. The folks you’ll find in these funny old people pics have seen it all; they’ve braved depressions, wars, and hard times. They've earned the right to wear a Spider Man outfit in public any time they damn well please.

So come on in and start learning the art of old age from these funny old people pictures. You’ll get tips on hilarious old folks attire, see definitive proof that swag never expires, and learn to be an all-around badass as you start planning the retirement details that really matter.

Old People Who Don't Give a F*ck,

This Amazing Argument for Never Ever Growing Up

Imagine His Joy When He Finally Finds the Zoom Key

Who Won? This Lady.

Grandma's Special Holiday Card to the Kids Who Never Call

This High-Rolling Honey Says Deal Her In

Ride or Die

Doris Explores ALL That Vegas Has to Offer

Granny High Fashion

Best Accidental Brilliant Plan Ever

This Rear View Mirror = Winning


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Wed, 22 Jul 2015 07:52:45 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-old-people-pictures/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Funny Billboards for Lawyers You'd Never Hire]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-lawyer-billboards/nathandavidson
If you polled a bunch of people on the top requirements they look for in a lawyer, "funny" is probably right at the bottom of the list. As if there weren't enough bad lawyer jokes in the world already, it seems like lawyers and attorneys actually enjoy making themselves the butt of more jokes with their own billboard fails. After all, the last thing you want to do as a lawyer is make your billboards so bad that it makes people scream, "I object!" Check out these hilariously bad lawyer billboards as see just how funny the law can be!
Funny Billboards for Lawyers You'd Never Hire,

We're All Innocent in the Eyes of This Lawyer

Is This Even Legal?

The Lawsuit Begins

DU Why?

Women Be Suing

One Badass Lawyer

When You're in a Hairy Situation

Not Butts About It

Because Everyone on a Billboard Is Legit

What a Dick Move


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Wed, 03 Feb 2016 08:19:32 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-lawyer-billboards/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[25 People Who Were Wearing the Right Shirt at the Right Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/people-wearing-appropriate-shirts/nathandavidson
They say if the shirt fits you should wear it, but after taking a look at these photos you'll discover that "they" aren't always right. "They" have no idea what "they're" talking about most of the time, actually. Wearing the right shirt at the right time can lead to some of the greatest photo moments of your life. Like wearing a shirt with your favorite celebrity on it whilst you meet your favorite celebrity for the first time. On the other hand, if you get caught wearing the wrong shirt at the wrong time, it can make you an internet legend for all the wrong reasons. Like wearing a shirt that says "this really sucks" whilst being arrested, for example. So take a moment to look and enjoy these funny photos of people wearing totally appropriate shirts and vote up your favorites! Honestly, none of these people could have planned this any better. They will forever be known as the 25 people who were wearing the right shirt at the right time.
25 People Who Were Wearing the Right Shirt at the Right Time,

Whatever Floats Your Boat

The Unhappiest Place on Earth

Come Fly the Angry Skies

When in Disneyland...

King of the T-Shirt "Castle"

If the Shirt Fits

Bae Caught Me Chipping

Don't Hate the T-Shirt, Hate the Game

Basic Shirt Instincts

That Man vs. Superman


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Wed, 01 Jun 2016 07:18:03 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/people-wearing-appropriate-shirts/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Funniest Things Ever Drawn on Dirty Cars]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-dirt-on-car-notes/ashley-reign
Chances are that when it comes to funny things written on dirty cars, most people have never seen anything except the old "wash me" gag time and time again. But as it turns out, there’s a whole dirty car art subculture out there, lurking in the shadows of a parking lot near you. Here you’ll find a collection of some of the coolest, funniest, and incredibly impressive things ever drawn on cars. 

That’s right, not only will you find funny dirt on car notes in the collection of photos below, you’ll also find a wide variety of dirty car art as well. While some are little more than hilarious stick figure depictions, you’ll also see some genuinely impressive masterpieces from artists like Scott Wade, who specializes in turning dirty cars into delicate dirt masterpieces.



The Funniest Things Ever Drawn on Dirty Cars,

This Precious Pooch Is Ready to Hit the Road

When Gotham Is in Ashes or This Car's Been Washed, Whichever Comes First

There's More Than One Way to Score a Batmobile

That's One Way to Fix a Broken Car Radio

Dragon on Dragon Violence

No Seriously... Who Let the F---ing Dogs Out?

Pure Briliance

Better Than the Real Thing

These Dogs Playing Dirty Poker

A Modern Day Revamp


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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 02:49:22 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-dirt-on-car-notes/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Star Wars Characters That Got Trapped in the Real World]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/star-wars-characters-in-the-real-world/nathandavidson
Life got pretty tough for Star Wars characters after the early '80s, especially if they were a member of the Evil Empire. For almost thirty years, Star Wars characters were been trapped in the real world with a lot of free time on their hands. Fortunately, people with cameras were there to capture many of these funny moments. And no, these aren't pictures of people in Star Wars costumes, these are actual Star Wars characters in the real world. They are if you believe it. Anything is true if you really, really believe it. So, choose to believe. Have a little fun. Check out these funny pictures of Star Wars characters in the real world.
Star Wars Characters That Got Trapped in the Real World,

First World Fett Problems

Wampa at Work

Snow Days

Bounty Collection

The Emperor's Playground

Cooking up a Storm

Return of the King

Unhappy Meal

The Dark Side of the Moon

Sith Life


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Tue, 05 Jul 2016 10:14:45 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/star-wars-characters-in-the-real-world/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[Parents Who Accidentally Texted Their Kids Inappropriate Things]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/parents-who-accidentally-texted-their-kids/ashley-reign

Though sometimes accidental texts parents send can be hilarious, every now and then they can really blur that fine line between hysterical and therapy-worthy for the kids who receive them. Here you'll see a collection of some of the mostly hilarious accidental parent texts that were received by horrified children. From auto correct gone horribly wrong, to the most unfortunate wrong number selections ever, these bad boys all rightfully earned their place in the disastrous texting hall of fame. Parents, double check before sending your texts.


Parents Who Accidentally Texted Their Kids Inappropriate Things,

The Fact That She Has to Ask May Legitimize the Divorce Idea

This Mom Just Flunked Abbreviation Lingo 101

World's Worst Number Mix-Up

That's bad, but this is worse.


Oh Boy

Some Things are Best Kept Between Couples

World's Most Unfortunate Yoga Class

No Laughing Matter

Um... Just Kidding?

This Mom Takes Home Remedies to a Whole New Level

Trauma Averted


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Wed, 28 Sep 2016 10:52:25 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/parents-who-accidentally-texted-their-kids/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[Businesses Obviously Run by People Who Love Movies]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-movie-themed-business-names/nathandavidson

For many, their love for movies know no boundaries. They often speak in movie quotes, decorate their homes with movie posters, and apparently some people even name their businesses after a movie. As far as business name puns go, you could definitely do a lot worse than these funny movie-themed business names. These people saw an opportunity to name their business after their favorite film, and they took it. Or as the great Han Solo would say, "this is where the pun begins."


Businesses Obviously Run by People Who Love Movies,

Keeping up with the Joneses

I Only Have Pies for You

Taters Gonna Tate

Drinking Is for the Birds

Stand and Deliver

Yeah Baby!

Ain't Nobody Got Thai for That

Punch It, Chewie

You're Giving Me the Crepes

Stranger Than Fiction


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Tue, 23 Aug 2016 06:40:20 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-movie-themed-business-names/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Weirdest "As Seen on TV" Products]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-as-seen-on-tv-products/nathandavidson

We've all been there. It's late at night, you're lonely, and an amazing new product has appeared on your TV screen that can solve all of your problems (or one of them, at least). If you've recently thought about ordering an "As Seen on TV" product, this photo gallery is here to save you from buying stuff you don't need. From the incredibly weird "Better Marriage Blanket" to the insanely funny "Slob Stopper," these these are some seriously weird As Seen on TV products. Below you will find a bunch of funny As Seen on TV items that nobody needs to buy, because they never should've been made in the first place.


The Weirdest "As Seen on TV" Products,

Listen Up

Miracle Socks

Pajama Jeans

Chillow

Head Wedgie

The "Backup" Mattress Shotgun Rack

Cami Secret Cleavage Cover

PooTrap

Portable Sauna

The "Kush" Breast Supporter


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Wed, 20 Jul 2016 04:31:21 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-as-seen-on-tv-products/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-guys-talk-about-on-guys-night-out/danielle-dauenhauer
You may have noticed (because you can read) that this list was written by a woman.

"Hey," you might say, "what's a chick doing writing about the sh*t guys talk about when they're out on a guys' night?" 

My response: Suck it! As a girl who grew up with three brothers and traveled with the Varsity track team from freshman year in high school, I am uniquely qualified to weigh in on what the boys are talking about when they're out drinking, because I'm there. Frequently. I might be out drinking right now, who knows?

At any rate, for you ladies (or possibly gentlemen) who have not been privy to the goings on of a guys' night out, the conversations tend to revolve around four things: sex, sports, drinking, and things that happened in Vegas that you all promised you'd never talk about again. There are plenty of variants of these four things that guys talk about when they're out with their buddies (as you'll see on this list of stuff guys talk about on boys' night), but it's safe to say these topics are almost always touched on when guys hang out. So what are the things guys talk about on guys night out? Take a look!

For those of you who would say I'm betraying the trust of my guy friends by divulging their "secret" subject matter for the women of the world to see, I would refer you back to my sentiments on a woman writing this list in the first place.
The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out,

An Incessant Stream of TV and Movie Quotes
If a conversation can be punctuated with a movie or TV quote, it will be. From the Michael Scott classic "That's what she said" to just about ANYTHING ever said in the Hangover franchise, there's a line already written to convey just about any emotion felt on guys' night.
How Much Their Favorite Team Sucks
Even if your team just won the World Series or the NCAA championship, guys will always have at least one gripe about their team sucking. Could be ugly cheerleaders, watered down beer at the stadium, or too many fair weather fans buying up all the cheap tickets, but there will always be SOMETHING to complain about.
Tits
One of the few benefits that shorter guys enjoy is the ability to stare at a lady's rack without it being obvious. As long as there is one set of titties in the bar (any set will do), the boys will discuss them. In the event a place lacks titty, they will talk about famous titties they would like the pleasure of being near.
Talking About Hitting On the Girl at the Next Table and Never Actually Doing It
Guys – especially drunk guys – talk mad game about the chicks they could pick up at the bar. They'll point at the group of pretty girls drinking vodka sodas in the corner and confidently assert that they could get the hottest one, no problem. They talk about how little they'd have to say to find out (visually) what color panties she has on. They talk about how she's probably into kinky sh*t. They talk and talk and talk and then go order another beer without ever even saying "hi" to any of the girls.
How Awful Their Job Is
Unless you're George Clooney or Tim Duncan, guys have something to say about how sh*t their job is.
Ass
Don't kid yourselves, ladies: guys are looking at asses ALL. THE. TIME. Even boob men look at asses to make sure they're not missing out on anything.
Why People Younger Than You Suck
Whatever age you and your buddies are is the best age. If you're just out of college, those new freshman suck. If you're a working group in your 30s, those snotty entry-level kids are the worst. If you're a bunch of old dudes whose balls hit the floor when they sit, EVERYBODY else is the worst, but you're expected to be a cranky old coot so it's totally okay to talk about that.
How the Guy(s) Without Kids Are the Best Decision Makers in the Group
If you're having a "special" guys' night out, it's probably because one or more of the dudes you're drinking with had to get permission from the wife to be away from the house for purposes that don't include work and/or groceries. If there's a childless and/or single guy in the group when this night happens, they will hear – repeatedly –how they're the smartest bastard at the bar.
Things Your Girlfriend Won't Let You Do
If there's something a guy wants to do with his girl and she hasn't let him do it, he will tell his friends about it and solicit advice on how to get her to change her mind. For examples on things that might enter the conversation here, see the section titled "Anal."
Girls They Want to Have Sex With
Famous women, girls they went to high school with, postal carriers who are just BEGGING for it; every guy has at least one chick they want to sex at any given time and notes will be compared at dudes' night.

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Wed, 18 Jun 2014 04:33:31 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/things-guys-talk-about-on-guys-night-out/danielle-dauenhauer
<![CDATA[The Internet Reacts to Kim Kardashian's Divorce]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-internet-reacts-to-kim-kardashian_s-divorce/ariel-kana
If you don't care about Kim Kardashian's divorce, then your priorities are most likely in the right place. She was married to her husband Kris Humphries for a full 72 days after a 10 Million dollar wedding (from which she actually profited about 17 million dollars). On October 31, 2011, just in time for Halloween, they got divorced. And of course, their often-viewed-as-fake marriage (that has been a joke anyway), is now inspiring some great, literal jokes. Twitter, Reddit, Tumblr and the rest of the internet are on the case. Here are the funniest and most popular internet reactions to Kim Kardashian's world shattering divorce from Kris Humphries.
The Internet Reacts to Kim Kardashian's Divorce,

The .Gif That Explains It All

Click here for the Gif that really was their relationship in a nutshell

Newt Gingrich Hears About Kim Kardashian's Divorce


Context: Newt Gingrich divorced his wife right after finding out she had cancer.
This Is a Good Week

Original Star Trek Cast Member and LGBT Activist George Takei

E! Online's Ironic Background on October 31

Kim Kardashian Should Not Be Working On This Movie Anymore


via Reddit user blounsbury
The Best of the #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Hashtag









And Buzzfeed did a roundup of actual things that were longer than their marriage (click here for the full list).
The Kardashian Family Copes with the News

This Divorce Deserves Respect

Sports Stars Everywhere React to the News


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Mon, 31 Oct 2011 05:13:44 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-internet-reacts-to-kim-kardashian_s-divorce/ariel-kana
<![CDATA[The Funniest GIFs of Kids Falling Over]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-falling-over/ashley-reign
Don't get us wrong, we don't want kids to fall down and hurt themselves. But knowing how much bouncier and resilient kids are than grown-ups, we figure that if a kid experiences a (mostly) harmless mishap, and that mishap happens to be immortalized on tape, what kind of people would we be not to honor the whole thing with a good chuckle, right? That's how we rationalized as we put together this hysterical collection of GIFs of kids falling. It’ll take you right back to your own days of scraped knees and occasional CAT scans.

You'll probably find yourself rooting for this adorable group of kids falling as they get knocked out by their older brothers and sisters or learn the harsh realities of gravity. You’ll see bouncing tots succumb to the dumb movements of their own feet and watch otherwise well-balanced kids fall prey to the enthusiasm of the family dog. You’ll revisit those old childhood memories of your first fight with yourself in the mirror and see kids falling over fences and other barriers with more grace than most of us have mastered well into our adult years.

The next time you’re feeling a little beaten down by life, join the most adorable little sympathizers on the block. These little dudes and ladies may look like a drunk guy after a football game, but they sure do it way cuter than he does.


The Funniest GIFs of Kids Falling Over,

The Thug Life Chose Him



A Gymnastics Prodigy



Dogs: Man's Best Friend, Baby's Worst Enemy



It Was Then That Carol's Mom Decided Piano Lessons Might Be a Better Call



Special Effects Work = Nailing It



Future Lifetime Bus Rider



Okay So Occassionally Cowgirls Do Cry


Karma in Action



In the Battle of Kid vs. Balloon, Balloon Always Wins
                                


"Dammit Dude, You Blew My Bath Time Cover!"




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Mon, 05 Oct 2015 08:13:38 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-falling-over/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[21 Photos That Mayonnaise Lovers Will Truly Appreciate]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/mayonnaise-memes/nathandavidson

Mayonnaise is one of the most mysterious foods in the world. How is it that a food can taste so horrific on its own, yet taste so dang good when mixed with other foods? Sure, mustard and ketchup are technically better and more universally accepted condiments, but mayonnaise is the most utilized condiment on Earth. If you love mayonnaise and secretly celebrate "Cinco de Mayo" every May 5th, you're going to love these funny mayonnaise memes and pictures. And if you publicly tell everyone you hate mayonnaise, but secretly eat it all the time, you're going love this gallery too.


21 Photos That Mayonnaise Lovers Will Truly Appreciate,

Worst Office Prank Ever

For a Better America

A Nice Commuter Snack

What?

All White, All White, All White!

Lord of the Sandwich

Sink or Swim

When Regular Mayonnaise Just Won't Cut It

Doritos from Hell

Lethal Sandwich


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Tue, 13 Sep 2016 10:12:35 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/mayonnaise-memes/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[People Who Owe Their Drunk Selves a Thank You]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/people-who-owe-their-drunk-selves-a-thank-you/whitneysmoore
If you enjoy a drinking a beer or seven every once in a while, you've probably woken up in the morning feeling guilty about your actions on the previous night. Man, our drunk selves can be such assholes! We break stuff, we make messes, we cheat, we overeat, and we can be so loud and obnoxious. Not to mention that if your drunk self indulged a little too much, your sober self probably feels awful the next day. This is why we feel especially grateful when our drunk selves decide to act a little nicer to us. Check out this list of funny images where people's drunk alter egos decided to do some good for once.
 
Whether it's an unnecessary (but totally appreciated) Amazon purchase, a thoughtful folding of tomorrow's outfit, or a gift of extra glasses of water (or cans of beer?) to quench that morning thirst, these people's drunk selves are helping their sober selves live their best life. Vote up your favorite funny drunk self pictures!

People Who Owe Their Drunk Selves a Thank You,

This Person Who Saved Themselves Some Awkward Conversations

This Person Who Has an Enviable Drunk Habit

This Drunk Romantic Who Said What His Sober Self Was Thinking

This Hungry Hungover Dude

This Girl Who Values Her Accessories

This Drunk Person Who Understands the Importance of Staying Hydrated

This Guy Who Got a Bathroom Upgrade

This Helpful Drunk Dude With an Attitude

This Drunkard Who Knows All the Essential Food Groups

This Smart, Sloshed Spender


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Sun, 07 Feb 2016 05:43:27 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/people-who-owe-their-drunk-selves-a-thank-you/whitneysmoore
<![CDATA[Genius Bathroom Inventions You Didn't Realize You Needed]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/genius-bathroom-inventions/nathandavidson

It's time to clean up your bathroom in an entirely different way. Sure, you may think your bathroom is fine just the way it is, but the truth is your bathroom could be way more awesome and you know it. Below is a collection of absolutely genius bathroom inventions and ideas that will make you want to spend even more time in your home away from home. These incredibly cool bathroom products will make your bathroom so awesome, your friends won't feel awkward about doing the dirty deed at your home anymore. Actually, that's a horrible selling point. Just forget you ever read that sentence and enjoy this gallery of the greatest bathroom ideas ever conceived. 


Genius Bathroom Inventions You Didn't Realize You Needed,

Wine Not

Well, That's A Load Off

This Japanese Shower

Toilet Seat Pedal

The Bath to Righteousness

Cut and Paste

Let it Glow

Heated Towel Rack

Shower Foot Rest

The Love Tub


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Mon, 15 Aug 2016 08:52:21 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/genius-bathroom-inventions/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[The 10 Most Viral Star Wars Memes of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/the-10-most-viral-star-wars-memes-of-all-time/brian-gilmore
Star Wars memes, much like their fans, come in all shapes and sizes. From image macros of Master Yoda dissing people on forums, to Admiral Ackbar warning you about what that hot girl really has in her pants, to common internet expressions derived from horrible subtitles from the films, here are the best, funniest Star Wars memes on the internet.

In honor of the 35th anniversary of the original release of the greatest film trilogy in history (yes, it is only a trilogy), the following is a look at what kind of effect this staple of pop culture had on the newest (and in my opinion best) medium currently in existence.

From "Do Not Want" and "It's A Trap" to jokes about The Pope, Star Wars memes are arguably the best ones on the internet.

What the 10 most viral Star Wars memes of all time? Take a look at this list and find out.
The 10 Most Viral Star Wars Memes of All Time,

Yoda Speak

Even though he can raise an X-Wing out of a swamp using only the force, Master Yoda doesn't seem to grasp simple concepts of grammar. You would think that being 900 years old, he would be able to put together a proper sentence.

It's kind of like how your grandpa still writes you typewritten birthday cards sometimes.

I won't lie to you, there have been times where I have been drunk enough to unintentionally start speaking like Yoda, but that's simply because I'm an assh*le. Yoda speak is a fun and clever way to insult and abuse people online, and the internet has shown that it really knows how to turn a phrase.





NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
There's an abundance for Star Wars everything out there. There have been some ridiculous products, endless webcomics and even some strange fetishes for some reason.

But out of all of the ridiculous toys, clothing, appliances and more, the memes seem to be what have become a part of our every day.

And this might very well be the most well-known Star Wars meme out there, and the greatest part about it is that you may not know that it is even a Star Wars meme. But you will soon. And if you already did you are now offended and I apologize.

"Do Not Want" is a phrase that has become popular across the web as a sign of disapproval, disgust or apprehension towards pictures of a person, a concept or a product of some kind. "Do Not Want" has become the "no, thank you" of internet speak.

There's even a commonly known image known as the "Do Not Want" guy:



But where did "Do Not Want" come from? The phrase most often associated with the handsome Italian politician above named Massimo D'Alema started from a blogger named Jeremy Winterson who posted a long series of photos (which can be perused in their original post here) screencapping the horribly translated English subtitles to a Chinese bootleg version of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

This is the only good thing to have come out of that movie.

The photos display highlights of the film, which was translated on the DVD as Star Wars Episode III: The Backstroke of the West, showing the hilariously mis-translated lines along with the film itself.









And at the end of the film, as you probably remember unless you've repressed it along with the rest of the modern world, Darth Vader learns that the beloved wife he turned to the Dark Side to protect in the first place is dead. If one was a leader in an evil empire, he would clench his fists, shake them above his helmet, and let out the most pathetic whine in the Star Wars series since Luke's trip to Tosche Station got postponed.

Here's the clip from the very end of Star Wars III: The Backstroke of the West:


After the blog post went live in 2005, it not only brought light to one of the greatest disappointments of anyone's life up to that point, but it gave us a new way to show disapproval on the internet. Because how the hell can you not reference this for the rest of your life?



It was a line made for parody, like this little guy:



this poor fella:



this little guy:



It's the reason we say "Do Not Want" AND we can make fun of the real words. Lucas should really make more films just so we can have more comedy.
It's a Trap!

 If you don't know this phrase, then I don't know how you made it to this list in the first place. The strain on your eyes due to the contrast between how bright it is in the outside world and that cave you've been living in must be hard enough to deal with, so I'll stop berating you. Congratulations on getting a computer, too. Those shiny metal things are called "cars" and we use them for transportation now instead of horseback. They're not trying to kill or yell at you.

Either that or you have a life.

In any case, I love the scene it comes from and I'm done being a dick, so here it is:



This is Admiral Ackbar, and while he has many other scenes in Star Wars, this is the one he's famous for.

While Admiral Ackbar was referring to a trap involving imperial ships, this phrase has since been used online for anything from devious car salesmen, to chicks who are really dudes, to links that you probably shouldn't click.

The clever folks of the internet have also warped this familiar phrase into multiple ways as you can see below:





Star Wars Kid
Speaking of lightsabers, you know the Star Wars Kid.

One of the first viral video Internet memes in history starred a fat guy - a fat kid, actually - playing Star Wars with himself in front of a camera. People made fun of the kid for being such a huge nerd, but then magic happened. The people of these here internets edited real lightsabers onto his hands, set his dope moves to electronic music, and even made it seem like he was doing skillful and athletic moves to avoid laser blasts.

Here's a good compilation of what some people did with his video:



Not only did this kid (one Québécois, Ghyslain Raza) turn out to become a lawyer, but he also got parodied on the greatest show of all time. And for that, I am totes jelly and yes, this is how I talk IRL (< I say that sh*t too).


Prepare Your Anus

While this isn't solely a Star Wars meme, the above image is the one that started it off. Wicket E. Warwick looking like he's going to kill you.

The "Prepare Your Anus" meme (and yes we live in a world where there is a "Prepare Your Anus" meme) is similar to the Butthurt Emperor Palpatine meme, in that it is mainly used to let people know that they are about to be screwed in some way, shape or form. Often used in the gaming arena like the "Prepare to be pwnd" of old, this new version really gets to the point.

Plus it emphases the amount of terror one should feel when being confronted by an Ewok. I don't care if they do a song and dance and live in little tree houses, those things are just waiting to kill, rape and eat you. In that order, if you are lucky.

(I'm serious, though. Watch Jedi. They will f*cking eat you.)
Dancing Stormtroopers
Is there anything funnier than a grown man in a full suit of Stormtrooper armor thrusting his pelvis in a parking lot? (Hint: No.)

Stormtroopers are funny because they are expressionless, graceless, and relatively quiet. But when they cut loose, the heavens open. Stormtroopers have danced all over the world, in Japan:



Korea:



and ... New Hampshire?



That's good comedy.
Lightsaber Obama

During the announcement of the 2012 Olympic games, Obama was photographed wielding a toy lightsaber. When the internet got its hands on this gem it didn't take too long for multiple photo manipulations and memes to take off. Here is a short collection of the best Lightsaber Obamas.

Because what's better than the moment you realize your president is a nerd? I don't see any other world leaders with pictures of themselves not only holding, but playing with lightsabers on the internet.




Lightsabers. Lightsabers Everywhere
Fact: There has never been a fictional weapon cooler than the lightsaber. It glows. It cauterizes. It becomes compact when not in use. Many real-life people have attempted to create its majesty, but none have succeeded. We can only pretend.

And edit. If there's one thing the Internet loves, it's putting lightsabers into scenes where no lightsabers were before.

If there's another thing, it's cats:







Other animals and babies are also OK:




Pope Palpatine
Pope Benedict XVI looks exactly like Senator / Emperor Palpatine / Darth Sidious. There's no getting around it.



I mean, uncanny. And thank George, too, because without this coincidence (?), we would never have lovely & amazing images like these:








Red Leader, Standing By
When the Red Leader of your squadron of the Alliance asks all wings to check in, it's protocol that you respond with your tag like so: "Red 5, standing by." (Replace the 5 with whatever your number is; 5 belongs to Luke.) Everyone in your squadron is Red something - Red 3, Red 6, Red Forman...

On the Internet, if a Red Leader begins a roll call, you sure as heckfire better be standing by with some clever response.











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Thu, 24 May 2012 08:41:36 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/the-10-most-viral-star-wars-memes-of-all-time/brian-gilmore
<![CDATA[See What These Adult Film Stars Looked Like in High School]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/adult-film-star-yearbook-photos/nathandavidson
Come on, man. Don't act like you don't know who these people are. Before they were your favorite "film" stars or "adult" entertainers, porn stars went to high school when they were young and took yearbook photos just like the rest of us. After high school, they made the financially-sound decision not to go to college and avoid crippling debt while they got other people to pay them to have sex. Actually, now that you think about it, adult film stars are way smarter than most of us college educated folk could ever even pretend to be. Looking for pictures of porn stars young? Well, here is a whole collection of pornstars in high school.
See What These Adult Film Stars Looked Like in High School,

Asia Carrera

Belladonna

Jenna Jameson

Nikki Benz

Ron Jeremy

Sasha Grey

Traci Lords

Faye Reagan

Tori Black

Riley Jensen


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Wed, 04 May 2016 07:32:09 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/adult-film-star-yearbook-photos/nathandavidson
<![CDATA[10 of the Funniest Comedy Podcasts]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/top-ten-comedy-podcasts/matt-grippi

In our culture of on-demand and streaming entertainment, podcasts have taken over for broadcast radio in a big way. All of the best comedians working today either have their own show or have been featured on one. Now that all of the funniest comedians have a creative outlet for all the silliest ideas in their head, it leads to some really funny stuff. With so many shows available, sometimes it's tough to figure out what to listen to. If you're wondering what the best podcasts are, we've got you covered.
 
These are ten of the funniest podcasts available right now, and they are guaranteed to make that commute to work every morning a whole lot more enjoyable. Warning: if you're listening to these in public, you will end up laughing out loud.


10 of the Funniest Comedy Podcasts,

How Did This Get Made?
Comedian Paul Scheer and his co-hosts June Diane-Raphael and Jason Mantzoukas have a deep appreciation for the art of bad movies. Every other week, they choose a movie to pull apart scene by scene in an attempt to find out how millions of dollars are spent on these movies that simply make no sense.

In the above animated clip from the show, Jason Manzoukas tries (and fails) to explain the opening scene of the incomprehensible 1980s horror film "Sleepaway Camp." The arguments and discussions they get in while trying to describe even the basic plot of these terrible movies is often laugh-out-loud hysterical.

Smodcast
Whether you love or hate his movies, there is no denying that filmmaker Kevin Smith is a master storyteller. Smodcast is his podcast collaboration with his long-time friend and colleague Scott Mosier. Mosier and Smith talk about weird news stories and current events, often spiraling into bizarre skits and characters. The chemistry between the two hosts is something that could truly only come from people who have known each other for 20+ years and their shared wavelength makes for some classic comedic moments. Just hearing Smith's infectious laughter and marijuana-induced coughing fits is enough to tickle anyone's funnybone.

In the attached clip, Smith tells Mosier a true story about a British man who put out a classified ad looking for a roommate who could live with him for free as long as he agrees to wear a custom-made walrus suit around the house for at least two hours a day. Smith comes to the conclusion that this would make a truly twisted horror film, and as the discussion goes on they actually come up with an intriguing plot. In fact, the episode was so well-received that Smith decided to actually make the film. "Tusk" will be released later this year and stars Justin Long and Michael Parks.

The Indoor Kids
The Indoor Kids is a video game podcast hosted by comedian Kumail Nanjiani and his wife Emily Gordon. The duo invites a guest to discuss gaming, nerd culture and whatever else comes up. Usually, games are the starting point for a conversation that twists into hilarious and sometimes thought-provoking directions.

In the above video episode of the Indoor Kids, comedian Pete Holmes (The Pete Holmes Show) joins them to play Street Fighter and talk about his experience with video games throughout his life.

Who Charted?
Who Charted? is a weekly countdown of the most popular music and movies of the week with hosts Kulap Vilaysack and Howard Kremer and a special guest. The charts are used as a way to get to know their guest by discussing what is popular and why. Howard Kremer's nutty sense of humor matched with Kulap's upbeat energy and constant giggling make it a constant source of laughs.

In this clip, comedian and metal-enthusiast Brian Posehn explains why pop music doesn't interest him, while Howard gives his thoughts on the members of Arcade Fire.

The Monday Morning Podcast
Undoubtedly, the simplest podcast on this list is The Monday Morning Podcast with Bill Burr. Every Monday morning, brilliant and perpetually angry comedian Bill Burr sits in front of his computer and rants about sports, news and listener emails. Harkening back to the days of old-school talk radio, this is simply a man and a microphone and it couldn't be funnier.

Burr's inability to correctly read the advertising copy for the show is a reccuring joke amongst the fans and Bill himself. Some of the advertisements have reached such ridiculous levels that the advertisers have dropped out, which leaves Burr completely unphased. Check out the above clip where he gets a severe case of the giggles while reading advertising for "Sherri's Berries."

Never Not Funny
Never Not Funny with Jimmy Pardo is one of the original comedy podcasts and has been released weekly since 2006. The format is beautifully simple: lightning-fast stand-up comedian Jimmy Pardo ("Conan") and his co-host Matt Belknap invite a comedian to sit with them and have a conversation. That's it. There are no topics, games or features, which actually leads to some wildly funny stuff. Pardo's rapid-fire mind jumps from '80s rock and roll to movies to TV and everything in between. It's a ton of fun to listen to his guest try to keep up.

In the above clip, Jimmy and Matt talk to Conan O'Brien about late night talk show guests, sandwiches and fame.

Comedy Bang Bang
Comedy Bang Bang is consistently one of the most insane weekly podcasts available on the web. Each episode features the host Scott Aukerman (Mr. Show With Bob and David) talking to a comedian or celebrity guest while another comedian plays some sort of character. These characters include spot-on impersonations of celebrities, bizarre alternate versions of pop culture figures, and a wide-range of bizarre original creations.

In the above clip, comedian Paul F. Tompkins plays his version of "Cake Boss," the reality TV chef who is famous for elaborate cakes and a thick Jersey accent. Tompkins' version is mentally ill (possibly an alien) and ends almost every sentence by yelling out his own name.



Doug Loves Movies
Doug Loves Movies is a film nerd's dream podcast. Stoner comedian Doug Benson (Super High Me) hosts a live gameshow-style movie trivia show at the UCB theater in Los Angeles. The episodes are short and sweet compared to the other entries on this list, but they are the perfect length to stay fresh every week without overstaying their welcome.

Each week, Doug brings three of his comedian friends on stage to discuss what movies they have seen lately. He makes his weekly recommendations and then launches into his bizarre yet genius trivia game "The Leonard Maltin Game." In the above clip from LA Podfest, Doug plays the final round of the game to see which audience member will win the mixed bag of weird and awesome prizes.

WTF With Marc Maron
WTF is weekly interview show recorded in neurotic comedian Marc Maron's garage. Maron starts each show as an audio diary, getting deep and personal about his relationships, work, life, and his many cats. He then transitions into an interview segment with an actor comedian or musician. What makes Maron's show different is his engaging personality and his willingness to ask people deeply personal questions.

 In the attached clip, Maron talks to Chris Rock about how he got started in comedy, and seeing Eddie Murphy in his early years.

The Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project
The newest (and possibly strangest) show on this list is the Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project. Over his many appearances on Comedy Bang Bang and other comedy talk shows, comedian Andy Daly has created a multitude of twisted characters. In his new show, he gives each of these characters a podcast of their own, which is presented as a "pilot" that Daly and his co-host Matt Gourley present in a short introduction.

The attached clip is from the first episode "The Wit and Wisdom of the West with Dalton Wilcox." In it, cowboy Dalton Wilcox, the self-appointed "Poet Laureate of the West" explains how his wife died because she was too fat to get out of bed.


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Thu, 20 Feb 2014 03:22:05 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/top-ten-comedy-podcasts/matt-grippi
<![CDATA[22 Times People Called 911 Over Food]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/false-911-calls-over-food/matthewcoleweiss
Have you ever called 911 because you thought your McDonald's french fries were cold or because you didn't like the sauce on your pizza? If not, then congratulations, you're a normal, reasonably well-adjusted person who understands the actual purpose of  911. This list, however, is NOT dedicated to the normal people, it's dedicated to idiots. Not just any idiots, but the type of idiots who think the police should get involved when they get the wrong type of burger at the drive-thru.   

Every single person on this list treated emergency services more like customer service. You'll be shocked how many times unhappy customers have made non-emergency 911 calls over culinary complaints, and even more surprised to learn what happened to these callers afterwards. Some got stern reprimands from the dispatcher, some were refunded by the police themselves, and some actually ended up in jail.

Your votes will determine just which 911 over food was the most ludicrous. These funny 911 tapes and stories may be the most hilarious things you'll listen to or read all week. We want to figure out which 911 call about food is the least appropriate for an emergency call, so vote up the funniest, most outrageous, and most unbelievable food-based 911 calls below!

22 Times People Called 911 Over Food,

The Case of the Missing McNuggets
Latreasa L. Goodman called 911 three times to report that her local McDonald's in Fort Pierce, Florida had run out of Chicken McNuggets. Goodman claimed it was an "emergency" and that they tried offering her a McDouble cheeseburger instead, but she didn't want one. The 27-year-old was cited for misusing 911.  

Source: Fox News
Who Puts Ketchup on a Philly Cheesesteak?
When a man wanted ketchup on his Philly cheesesteak at a Subway, employee Lawrence Ordone said he never had put ketchup on a cheesesteak before. This angered the customer who got even more upset when he found out there was no ketchup in the Subway at all! The employee called 911 because he felt physically threatened. All on account of not having ketchup.

Source: NBC News
She Didn't Like the Sauce on Her Subway Flatizza
Bevalente Michette Hall called 911 because she thought Subway used marinara sauce instead of "pizza sauce" on her flatbread pizza at a Subway in North Carolina. She demanded the police take her report so she could get on the news, all so she could get another flatbread pizza. Instead, Hall was sent to jail and released on a $2,000 bond.

Source: Gaston Gazette

To Be Fair, Orange Juice Is Delicious and Refreshing

In 2009, Ray Osman called 911 when he didn't get his morning orange juice at the McDonald's drive-thru. The 20-year-old was pissed off that he took his food home, only to find that his orange juice was missing. He returned and called the cops, but he wasn't the only one; a McDonald's employee called to report Osman blocking the drive-thru lane and knocking on the windows. Instead of getting his O.J., Osman got sent to jail.  

Source: Associated Press


They Wanted to Get Connected to Domino's
Coming out of Arlington, VA, a 911 dispatcher got a call that went down like this:  

 
Caller: "I'd also like to be connected to Domino's Pizza please, in Arlington."

Dispatcher: "That's not a, this is 911, 911 is for police and fire emergencies."

Caller: "Well I can't get through on the Pizza Hut line or 411."

Dispatcher: "OK, well, ma'am, 911 does not connect you to Domino's Pizza."


Source: ABC News
Eating Pot Brownies "By Mistake"
Michigan cop Edward Sanchez and his wife called 911 because they were afraid homemade brownies they didn't realize contained marijuana were killing them. The couple later admitted they may have put some pot in the brownies themselves, but they were eventually let off the hook for their call.

Source: Salem News
She Got the Wrong Western BBQ Burger
"I want my hamburger right" was the phrase of the day when an Orange County woman called 911 because she didn't get her Western BBQ burger at Burger King. The woman, who was confused about just which chain she was in, claimed she ordered the signature burger, only to receive a burger with just lettuce and tomatoes. The horror! The woman said the police need to protect her, to which the 911 operator replied, "What are we protecting you from?  A harmful cheeseburger?"

Sources: YouTube, Snopes

Police Are Known for Their Turkey Recipes
This one is too good to pass up. Though it's not clear where this came from, who the woman was, or exactly how authentic the call is, if you jump 20 seconds into the video, you'll hear a 911 call from a woman who didn't know how to cook her turkey. She didn't know the proper temperature for her oven, so the cop kindly gave her some cooking advice. 

Source: YouTube
Her Chinese Food Was "Not Up to Par"
A 44-year-old woman poo-poo'ed the quality of her pu pu platter when she called 911 over her Chinese food. After getting a meal at the Main Moon Chinese restaurant in Alliance, Ohio, Tracey McCloud called the emergency services because she felt her meal was "not up to par." McCloud said she tried to figure out the situation, but the Chinese workers didn't understand her and would not give her a refund. McCloud was arrested for misuse of 911, but don't worry, eventually she got her refund.

Source: USA Today
This Soup Tastes a Bit Like Band-Aids
Cops got a call from a man at Leo's Grill in Palm Harbor, Florida after he found a bandage in his soup. Even though it was a non-emergency, a health inspector eventually gave the restaurant a once-over and found over 22 health code violations.

Source: Palm Harbor Patch

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Wed, 08 Jul 2015 09:44:46 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/false-911-calls-over-food/matthewcoleweiss
<![CDATA[The Very Best Photos of Dads on Vacation]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/dads-on-vacation-photos/ashley-reign
As any dad will tell you, the world of dad-dom is no place for the weak. Whether he’s attempting to reason with crying kids, mastering the art of diaper changing, or exhibiting the skill involved in looking fresh while driving a mini-van, a dad’s life is full of constant struggles and challenges. Not to fear however, for even the hardest working dads are able to occasionally let lose during the most sacred of all times of the year - the vacation. That’s why we’ve assembled this historic gallery of the very best dads on vacation photos for your enjoyment. 
 
The epic collection you’ll enjoy below goes out to vacationing dads everywhere, as well as those still hard at work. That’s right - we’ve got you covered the next time you or the dad in your life need a reminder that no matter how rough life gets, there’s always a beach and a beer out there waiting. So prepare yourself for this funny collection of dads on vacation letting loose in these delightful family vacation photos. Whether they’re clad in a completely unnecessary amount of floatation devices or so tipsy they may or may not realize they’re riding a bull instead of a horse, these dads are off the clock and doing what they want.
  
Among them, you’ll find dads exemplifying the importance of making friends with locals, even if they happen to be a flock of pigeons. You’ll also witness dads discovering the joys of appreciating local art, even though they happen to be in Las Vegas. So without further ado, enjoy this collection of American fathers doing what they do best. They’re the few, the proud, the occasionally alcoholic - the vacationing dads. 


The Very Best Photos of Dads on Vacation,

This Dad Busts out His Old College Dress-Up Shirt

We're Not Sure How This Photo Was Orchestrated, but It's an American Masterpiece

This Dad Declares His Happy Shall Be Spoiled by No Man... or Child

Owning It = Winning

This Dad's on Vacation, He Wears What He Wants

This Dad Enjoys Taking in the Local Art Scene

This Dad Realizes What a Truly Horrible Decision He's Made All Too Late

Lounging: This Dad's Doin' it Wrong

This Dad Prepares to Mount a Stunning Comeback

This Dad Was Told There'd Be Horseback Riding


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Mon, 16 Feb 2015 06:55:55 PST http://www.ranker.com/list/dads-on-vacation-photos/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[55 Drunk People Trying to Play it Cool]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/drunk-people-gifs/randy-cobb
These are the most hilarious drunk people GIFs in internet history. Watch as these drunks have intense battles with inanimate objects, fall from both great and tiny heights, and drunkenly dance their way toward a Port-a-Potty, all without a care in the world. From the drunk archives of Reddit, to Tumblr, to Señor Gif himself, this list has the best of the best when it comes to drunk GIFs. after going through this list, no drunk people GIFf will surprise you. 


These should fill all of your drunk people GIF needs, and you can return time and again to this list for endless, never gets old entertainment. Entertain your friends and show them how they appear to others on their own drunken evenings!   

Vote up the funniest drunken GIFs below and learn from these drunks what NOT to do.

55 Drunk People Trying to Play it Cool,

When Not Even Solid Objects Can Keep You Steady




Celebrate Good Times, Come On!



Maybe Santa Should Lay Off the Egg Nog



No Sir, Breathalyzer Is NOT a New Brand of Scotch



No, I Said WALK Along the Straight Line for Me Sir...



So Close and Yet So Far



I Don't Know How to Sober



I Ride a MIGHTY Steed!



Life On the Stage



Human Slinky




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Thu, 03 Jul 2014 08:41:45 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/drunk-people-gifs/randy-cobb
<![CDATA[Terrible Ideas That Landed People in the Burn Unit]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/firework-fails/randy-cobb
What is it about fire and fireworks that makes amateur daredevils so reckless? It seems that since fire is both extremely dangerous and completely legal, it's of especially big interest for wannabe Jackass cast members. The following fire GIFs all involve someone narrowly escaping a trip to the severe burn unit. They've either set themselves on fire, blown themselves up, or strapped an explosive to a part of their body they can't replace.

You won't believe what people are willing to do to themselves for a few YouTube views, or sometimes just to impress their dumb friends. One thing is certain, these people are going to be smelling burnt hair for a long time. Use this list of explosive failures to remind yourself not to play with fire, don't hold the firework for too long, and always blow out a flaming shot before drinking it.
Terrible Ideas That Landed People in the Burn Unit,

Fire Juggler




Hardcore Haircut



A Little Late Night Dancin



Buttle Rocket



Another Fire Balloon



Sharing the Flames



Meeting in the Middle



Jumpin Over This Fire



Why Would We Need to Go Outside?



Fire Golf



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Thu, 03 Jul 2014 08:41:46 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/firework-fails/randy-cobb
<![CDATA[The Greatest Actor Responses to Shi**y Interview Questions]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-celebrity-interview-responses/matthewcoleweiss
Sure, sometimes reporters ask celebrities brilliant questions and their answers provide insight and solve world peace. But sometimes reporters ask stupid questions instead, and every now and then the celebrity interviewee has just had enough. These videos of funny celebrity interview responses show some of Hollywood's finest getting into it with reporters and interviewers on the red carpet, at press junkets, and in many other situations. It's in these moments when stars get asked the inane or ridiculous that true magic happens and celebrities going off on reporters makes for some of the best video clips on the Internet.

Most of the time, actors and actresses roll with the punches and answer stupid questions with just a roll of the eyes. They're used to this kind of stuff, right? Dealing with the press is just part of the downside of Hollywood fame. But sometimes they fight back with a funny retort, a smack down, or a role reversal on the interviewer, leading to funny celebrity interviews like those below.

So here's a list of the best celebrity responses to some of the most stupid questions to ask. Which comeback do you think is the best? Did any of these celebrities go too far with their responses? Upvote the most awesome celebrity interview responses to truly stupid questions below!





The Greatest Actor Responses to Shi**y Interview Questions,

Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence had a great attitude when she was asked numerous ridiculous questions after winning her Oscar in 2013. The best of the bunch comes at the end when a reporter asked her if she was afraid her career had already peaked. "I am now," laughed the obviously shocked actress.

Jump to 2:50 for the question.
Keira Knightley
Keira Knightley was asked by a seemingly very antiquated reporter how it's possible to juggle being a married woman AND have a career. Knightley gave it right back to the reporter, asking if they ask men these same questions.
Lauren Katherine Conrad
During a radio interview, The Hills star Lauren Conrad was asked what her favorite position is. You know, for sexy times. Conrad came back with the perfect response, not referring to women in the bedroom, but to women in business. "CEO," she said. OH SNAP!  

The question comes at 35 seconds in.

Matt Damon
A reporter kind of assumed that Matt Damon only works hard in order to have job security, not because he has determination or drive. Bad move. Damon not only proved her wrong, but he used vocabulary that even Will Hunting wouldn't understand. Dem apples go to Damon!

The fun starts about 34 seconds in.
Mayim Bialik
The Big Bang Theory star Mayim Bialik had the best response ever when a reporter stupidly assumed she didn't know how to do the calculus equations that are featured on the show. Not only can she do calculus, but she's a neuroscientist and has a Ph.D.! Awkward!
Mila Kunis

When a reporter asked why Justin Timberlake moved to acting instead of being content as a singer, Mila Kunis handed out the smack down of the century (in Russian nonetheless). Why not??? All the while, Timberlake sits there awkwardly as his gal pal sticks up for him.

The fun begins at 19 seconds in.

See which celeb got real with a journalist here.


Robert Downey Jr.
In one of the most cringe-worthy interviews ever, Channel 4’s Krishnan Guru-Murthy delved deep into Robert Downey Jr.'s past with awkward results. RDJ was being interviewed as part of the press junket for his new movie, Avengers: Age of Ultron when Gugu-Murthy's questions suddenly veered into the personal... and strange.

Gugu-Murthy asked about a statement RDJ made in 2008 about how his stint in prison affected his politics. Downey didn't want to talk about it, saying, "I could pick that apart for two hours and be no closer to the truth than giving you some half-arsed answer right now."

And it didn't stop there. When Gugu-Murthy asked about Downey's history of drug abuse and his relationship with his father, Downey decided to cut the interview short and walked out on the reporter.

Samuel L. Jackson

Not all black people look the same! That was Samuel L. Jackson's response to a reporter who confused him with Laurence Fishburne. Whoops! Jackson made sure the guy knew about the mistake in the most awesomely embarrassing way possible.


Scarlett Johansson

A reporter for the TV show Extra asked Scarlett Johansson about the kinds of underwear she wears under her Avengers costume. Johansson didn't exactly find the humor in the question, and the reporter learned a great lesson: Never ask Scarlett Johansson about her undergarments, it's really none of your business. 

Bonus Scarlett Clip: Watch Scarlett refer to the questions she gets asked as "rabbit food" at an Avenger's Press Conference!


Cara Delevingne
Cara Delevingne turned the tables on peppy morning hosts who asked some relatively uninspired questions about her movie, Paper Towns. When she answered their boring questions with sarcastic, deadpan quips, they commented that she seemed tired and unexcited about the interview. She tried to assure them that she was excited, but they continued to gang up on her, eventually telling her she should take a nap and chug a Red Bull. Delevingne later Tweeted, "Some people just don't understand sarcasm or the British sense of humour."
 



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Thu, 26 Mar 2015 05:10:48 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-celebrity-interview-responses/matthewcoleweiss
<![CDATA[25 Photos That Might Explain Why These People Are Single]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/photos-of-very-single-people/nathandavidson

If you're single, it’s important to remember it’s not your fault. Sure, there are reasons why you're single, but it has absolutely nothing to do with your looks, personality, or how much money you make. You can't control the fact that most people are weird, socially awkward, and don't understand the real you. The reasons why you're single are beyond your control, so you should stop worrying about it. Yeah, that's right. You're a catch, and the rest of the world is stupid for failing to notice it.

You know what? Go ahead and give yourself a pat on the back, because you deserve it. You're not like the people in these awkward photos, who pretty much sell themselves as single-for-life material. Get comfortable, pour yourself a glass of something tasty, and get ready for some hilarious single people photos that will make you glad your not desperate enough to be dating someone like these peeps. 


25 Photos That Might Explain Why These People Are Single,

Nacho Ordinary Guy

Gas to Gas (But At Least He's Got a Huge Wang)

Poetry in Lotion

Tooting Your Own Horn Because Nobody Else Will

Swimming in a Sea of Loneliness

Dissed by an Angel

Relationships for Dummies

Isn't She an Absolute Doll

A Vicious Cycle

Sitting on the Dock of the Bae


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<![CDATA[It's Almost Impossible to Guess If These Are Animals or Foods]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/animals-or-foods/ashley-reign

Everybody loves kitties and puppies. Everybody loves tasty treats. The only thing that could be better than those two things by themselves? Those two things together of course! Like in these pictures where it's nearly impossible to distinguish the tasty treats from the fluffy babies! Chihuahua or muffin? The world may never know! This trend began in Portland, OR when a bold woman named Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit) took to twitter and started the animal or food conversation. Humanity is forever in her debt. Prepare for cuteness overload, and do you best to identify the pastries and puppies in the pictures below!


It's Almost Impossible to Guess If These Are Animals or Foods,

Shrew or Kiwi?

Chihuahua or Blueberry Muffin?

Ducklings or Plantains?

Puppy or Bagel?

Puppy or Croissant?

Fried Chicken or Labradoodle?

Dalmatian or Chocolate Chip Ice Cream?

Sheep Dog or Mop?

Pita Bread or Cat?

Shar Pei or Chocolate?


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Tue, 20 Sep 2016 04:48:14 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/animals-or-foods/ashley-reign
<![CDATA[22 Perfect Examples of "Words to Live By"]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/examples-of-words-to-live-by/nathandavidson

Words can actually have a lot of meaning when we take the time to read them. Maybe you think reading is considered kind of lame these days, but the fact that you're reading this right now is a big step in the right direction. If you're looking for a little direction in life, look no further than these perfect examples of "words to live by." Hopefully, these funny memes will help you get back on the right track and make you realize that words can be just as cool as pictures.


22 Perfect Examples of "Words to Live By",

More Is More

Water into Wine

The Law of Averages

Stupid Is as Stupid Does

Just Eat It

Dance Like Everybody's Watching

Pulling Out All the Stops

Liver Let Die

No Butts About It

One Smart Cookie


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Mon, 08 Aug 2016 06:39:23 PDT http://www.ranker.com/list/examples-of-words-to-live-by/nathandavidson