<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[People Who Have No Idea How Food Works]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/people-eating-food-wrong/ashley-reign

As all those of us who have lived in this world quite possibly already know to be true, the unfortunate truth is that there are some people around us who simply cannot be trusted. Mormon missionaries for instance. . . and clowns. It's only fair you be warned up front however, that here you're about to behold a group of people who are so shamelessly eating food the wrong way that they must never be allowed into your inner circle under any circumstances. 

Though what you're about to see isn't pretty, prepare yourself to receive a good hard look at people who have been caught red-handed eating badly enough that all attempts at reason appear to be futile. If you are to spy a person like this in your everyday life, do not be taken in by their drastic attempts to revolutionize long-held traditions. As you can see, chaos can be the only result of such behavior, which should be avoided at all costs.

Now that you've been thoroughly warned, strap on your helmets friends and let the madness ensue!

People Who Have No Idea How Food Works, food/drink, foods, lifestyle, other,

This Strange Culture Ignores The Kit Kat Piece Lines Entirely


This String Cheese Eater Goes Rogue



Separation of Meal and Dessert = Destroyed!


Run For The Hills! Bologna and Mayonnaise Have Formed An Alliance!


....It's Time For An Intervention


OMG Remove The Wax First!


There Are Certain Places Nutella Just Should Not Go


Behold: The Pickle--cicle!


What Is This Madness!


Finds The One Thing Ketchup Doesn't Go With. Eats It.


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<![CDATA[Kids Drawings That Reveal a Lot About the Adults in Their Lives]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-kids-drawings-of-adults/nathandavidson

Kids are known for saying the darndest things, but they also draw the darndest things too. If you're looking for the straight dope on a child's parents, look no further than their favorite coloring book. In it, you will find the deepest and darkest secrets about parents struggling to survive their child-rearing years. Below you will find a collection of the best funny kids drawings of adults.

Whether it's a scandalous kid drawing of mom or totally expected naughty drawing of dad, this photo gallery has it covered when it comes to revealing kids drawings of the adults in their lives. If you have kids, this photo gallery will go great with a tall glass of wine. And if you don't have kids, this will make you stock up on all forms of birth control. . . like immediately. These are kid drawings that were "too hot for teacher."

Kids Drawings That Reveal a Lot About the Adults in Their Lives,

Slick Rick

Mommy Dearest

Pillow Talk

Too Mom Too Furious

Stiff Drink

Sugar Daddy

Need I Say Whore?

Pole Position

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

The Day the Demon Went Home

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<![CDATA[Funny "We're Closed" Signs That You Wouldn't Even Be Mad At]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-we-are-closed-signs/ashley-reign

As we've probably all experienced at some point, sometimes you drive all the way across town just to go to a certain store just to see that it's unexpectedly closed. That's the worst! Wouldn't it be great if there were at least a way shop owners could soften the blow of the bad news? Well as you'll see, several business owners have found a way to keep their customers happy even when they're not open via funny "we're closed" signs. Either that or they've found another way to piss you off after wasting your time. 

Here you'll meet a group of businesses and shop owners who managed to find a hysterical way to deliver the news that they have left the building. Whether you're a business owner yourself or you're just out for a good laugh, this hilarious collection of funny business signs will not leave you disappointed. 

From over-the-top going out of business announcements to funny closed signs, you're sure to find something here that'll make you remember these businesses fondly, even if you're never quite able to catch them open.

Funny "We're Closed" Signs That You Wouldn't Even Be Mad At,

Epic Patriotism Win

Honesty: Not Always The Best Policy, Actually

Looks Like These Guys Have Their Hands Full

Process of Elimination: Nailing It

Why Don't You Tell Us What You're Really Thinking?

Ah, That Explains It

You Might Have Commitment Issues When

They Must've Just Received a Helluva Package

Horse Dancing: Everyone's Favorite Plan B


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<![CDATA[WTF Lawn Ornaments You Would Not Want in Your Neighborhood]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/weird-funny-lawn-ornaments/ashley-reign

Ever have one of those "eccentric" neighbors who for whatever reason seems to think that weird lawn ornaments are hilarious? If so, then you've come to the right place for a little reassurance that you're not alone. Here you'll find a collection of some of the most WTF lawn ornaments ever to come out of the ceramics factory. 

Perhaps you're considering investing in your own funny lawn ornaments and are out to see just how horribly wrong such a venture can go? Fear not, for you're about to get an unfortunately vivid education in what not to do when it comes to decorating your lawn via odd and quirky statuettes. 

So whether you're actually experiencing your own lawn ornament disaster or are just looking for a good laugh, come on in and get a load of some of the biggest lawn antics ever to trash up a neighborhood.

WTF Lawn Ornaments You Would Not Want in Your Neighborhood,

This Bad Renaissance Remake of West Side Story

Humpty Dumpty's Lesser Known Cousin, Bob

. . . Rustic

Upcycling: Nailin' It

The Zombie Apocalypse: The Gnomes Will Be The First To Go

This Boy May Or May Not Have Questionable Intentions

Go Home Lawn Lady, Ur Drunk

Dear Neighbors: It's Probably Time to Move Away at This Point

Hot Dogs: Not Always So Hot, Actually

World's Cheapest Security System

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<![CDATA[28 Graduating Seniors Who Nailed Their Yearbook Quotes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-yearbook-quotes/ashley-reign

Sick of reading through the same old year book quotes year after year? Wanna make sure that yours is one that people will remember and that you can always look back on with a smile? If so, then you've come to the right place! Here you'll see a collection of some of the funniest yearbook quotes ever penned by kids who were self aware enough to not take themselves too seriously.

So if you're in the market for yearbook quote ideas, get ready to behold of a plethora of funny yearbook pictures featuring quotes that are sure to get your creative gears turning! Or perhaps you've already graduated and are flipping through a series of less than inspiring quips in your own old yearbook? Fear not friend and get ready to meet the super witty classmates you never had! 

Whether you're out for hilarious ideas for your own quote, are looking to adopt a new life motto, or are just in the market for a laugh, you're guaranteed to find something here that will exceed your expectations!

28 Graduating Seniors Who Nailed Their Yearbook Quotes,

Exceeding Expectations: Winning

Behold the Voice of Anti-Plant Visionary

Everything Comes with a Price

This Time Honored Quote By Honest Abe

World's Best Tag Team Quote

Most Likely to Have Been Tanked When He Penned His Own Quote

Snap and Double Snap

Worst "Mostly Likely To" Ever



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<![CDATA[#AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/after-sex-selfies-hashtag-aftersexselfies/jacob-shelton
Why? That was the first question when we heard about #aftersexselfies. It turns out, they are just as horrifying as you might imagine! Sure, it's great that you and your bae are basking in a post coital glow but do you really need to tell the whole Internet about it via Instagram and SnapChat? Do you even need to tell your friends? Should you really tell anyone? We're sure you're great, but we don't really need to see what you look like right after you finish up your private bedroom affairs. After sex selfies are just the worst and this list of the most horrifying of the bunch will have you seriously worried about the state of today's youth.

On this list you'll see photos from one night stands, loving couples, dudes who love their bae, and jokesters who think they're subverting the cultural zeitgeist. The one thing that all of these after sex selfie photos have in common is that they are THE WORST. We don't mean to judge what you do behind closed doors and under the sheets, but are you really leaving anyone on social media any choice?!

After sex selfies will probably have you wondering what exactly kids these days are up to, and you aren't alone. But selfies are here to stay, and so, it seems, are #aftersexselfies. Upvote the most horrific and embarrassing after sex selfie pictures below and be glad you aren't living out your formative years during this phenomenon.
#AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth,

This Couple That Selfied Their Horse Play

This Girl and Her New Grunting Friend

This Guy Who Just Needed a Place to Lay Down

This Goofy Pair Who Have Basically Been 2Gether 4Eva

This Girl Who Found a Human Blanket

These People Who Now Have to Take Another Shower

This Girl Who Remembered to Put on Eye Makeup Before Getting Back Into Bed for a Selfie

These Two Who Waited Just Long Enough for This #aftersexselfie

This Girl Who Might Make a New Friend Today!

Imagine if people actually tried to do some of these moves.

The Best Friend Anybody Could Ever Have

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<![CDATA[23 Hilariously Honest Video Game Titles That Save Everybody Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-honest-video-game-titles/nathandavidson

They say honesty is the best policy, but this doesn't seem to be the video game industry's philosophy. From deceptive trailers to "Oh, by the way" expansion packs, there's not a lot of honesty in the gaming industry these days. Luckily, the Internet is here to solve that problem these funny honest video game titles.

Below are the best, most accurate examples of honest gaming titles that far more accurately convey what certain games are all about. If video game titles were honest, they'd go something like this...

23 Hilariously Honest Video Game Titles That Save Everybody Time,

Hacker Tracker

License to Kill... Everything

Glitches Get Stitches

Skate and Die

Who's Your Daddy Daycare?

What the Duck?

Senseless Murder Sims

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

Stop Horsing Around, Rockstar

Keep Your Friends Close...

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<![CDATA[The 15 Funniest Wolverine Moments in Comic Book History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funniest-moments-wolverine-comics/jacob-shelton

Wolverine has undergone a strange transformation over the course of the last few decades. While he began as the ultimate Mary Sue, the bestest character that can never be beaten and has all the coolest powers, he’s then became reviled by comic nerds before being turned into an interesting character by writers who saw that he could actually have an interesting storyline every now and then. And all of that leads to the question: is Wolverine funny? He definitely cracks a lot of jokes, but is that a funny Wolverine or an annoying Wolverine?

Thanks to writers like Matt Fraction, Joss Whedon, and Waren Ellis, the last decade has been kind to the adamantium-clawed practical joker. Sometimes the writers have had to change his character completely to make him funny, but then other times Wolverine was hilarious just being his grumpy old self. Keep reading and vote on the best, strangest times when Wolverine was actually kind of really funny. 

The 15 Funniest Wolverine Moments in Comic Book History,

Everyone Likes Arts and Crafts

Joss Whedon made so many fun and interesting choices on his run of Astonishing X-Men, and the six-issue series "Torn" might be some of his best work ever. The storyline deals with the resurgence of the Hellfire Club, who wreak absolute havoc on everyone at Xavier's School for Gifted Children. They remove Logan, possibly the most dangerous member of the X-Men, from the picture by changing his mentality from that of a hardened killer to that of a child mesmerized by all the wonderful things life has to offer. And this visual of Logan playing with some paper men might be one of the funniest (and kind of upsetting things) Wolverine fans have ever seen. 

Womp Womp Wooooomp

The crossover of modern comic book writing and the world of comedy has finally managed to pull Wolverine out of the slash-kill-beer-bub-repeat cycle that he was in for so much of the '80s, '90s, and early 2000s. And the Savage Wolverine story line is doing something different by telling a Doc Savage-style adventure tale in lieu of the dreary Old Man Logans that we've been inundated with recently. This Romancing the Stone-esque collection of panels comes just after Wolverine has woken up on an island in the Savage Land, discovered that there's a Chtulu thing in a helicopter, and a bunch of S.H.I.E.L.D agents bumbling around. All Logan wants to do is go home, but that's not happening any time soon. 

This Is as Close to Side Eye as Logan Gets

Marvel's Gifted storyline deals with the rebuilding of Xavier's School for Gifted Children, and the X-Men putting themselves back together after the loss of Jean Grey. Aside from the heavy-handed metaphor, the story is the first of four arcs written by Joss Whedon and it explores Scott Summers's budding romance with Emma Frost - his new co-captain in the X-Men. When Wolverine finds out that Scott has jumped into bed with another telepath so quickly after his wife's death, Logan immediately starts brooding, but not before he dishes out a little bit of that Logan sarcasm. 

Logan Needs to Ride the Silver Bullet

In Joss Whedon's run of Astonishing X-Men, Kitty Pryde sacrifices herself to save the entire world. Right in front of Logan's eyes. Kitty phases herself into a giant bullet fired by the Breakworld aliens, and manages to prevent them from destroying earth. But in the process she ended up phasing out of existence, entirely, taking the bullet along with her. So it makes sense that Wolverine might want another beer rather than a shoulder to cry on.

Don't Compare Logan to a Child

Wolverine and Deadpool have been doing their best to play nice for a couple of decades, but it never seems to work out. Wolverine's annoyed big brother role makes a perfect foil for Wade Wilson's chatterbox mercenary. So it makes perfect sense that when 'Pool finds out that someone has been tranquilizing him and harvesting his organs for years, maybe even decades, he calls the only people who can truly understand what he's going through: brothers in experimental super science Wolverine and Captain America. 

Meanwhile in Wolverine's world, he's been dealing with a virus from the Microverse that suppresses his healing factor. So when Wade makes light of Logan losing the one thing that makes him an indestructible murder machine you can see why he would take umbrage. And his rebuttal is classic Wolverine humor. 

Of Course You Know This Means War

In a post decimation world (you know, when Scarlet Witch stripped most of the mutants of the world of their powers) it's fortuitous for 12 year old Molly Hayes of The Runaways to still have her telekinetic abilities along with her super strength. Not only does she pose a threat to any evil mutants that are still lurking around, but she also packs a wallop on anyone who underestimates her. And that definitely goes for Wolverine when he tries to "save" her from a priest while she's investigating a missing maguffin. Wolverine pops out his claws and before you can say "snikt" she throws him into the snow of New York City.

Logan's button on the scene feels like it was written after watching one too many episodes of Looney Toons, but that's OK because it's funny, and who doesn't like seeing one of the strongest, most badass superheroes - ever - get his ass handed to him by a 12 year old?

Only Douche Bags Wear Sunglasses Indoors

Wolverine and Cyclops have never been friends. When they weren't sniping at one another over who should lead the X-Men, they were acting like teenagers while they fought over Jean (Scott's ex-wife and Logan's true love). So when the two frenemies have to fight ALL of the sentinels in Wolverine and the X-Men #40 there's some tension as to whether Logan is just going to peace out and let Cyclops handle the purple robots all by his lonesome. After the two heroes kill everything in their paths they share a cute moment, which is actually kind of nice. 

Aloof Is Logan's Middle Name

Poor Kitty Pryde, not only does she have a crush on the dumbest metal Russian in the world, but she's so alone now that she's attending Xavier's School for Gifted Teens that she's stuck asking Logan for dating advice. And poor Logan. We all know he'd rather be out punching dudes in the face with his adamantium claws before drinking all the beers, but he's been reduced to the role of chaperone. Do you think these two will ever learn to get along?

Wolverines Don't Climb Trees!

Joss Whedon's masterful handle on the likes of the X-Men, and their personal narratives are why the stories in Astonishing X-Men are so funny, yet so full of pathos. Also, he made Logan hide in a tree because of he was scared Beast was going to eat him. What's funnier than that? Exactly. 

Logan Just Likes to Stab

Don't you love it when you accidentally stab one of your friends and it turns out that they were possessed by a demon so you were technically helping by being a macho douche bag? Before the New Avengers can piece together a new team and a new club house, an inter-dimensional heathen begins to rip through New York, and it takes over the bodies of Doctor Strange and Daimon Hellstrom - but Wolverine doesn't know that when he stabs them right in the chests. If Spider-Man hadn't said anything no one would have been the wiser. 

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<![CDATA[23 Sad Looking Foods That Need Cheering Up]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/food-that-looks-sad/nathandavidson

The circle of life for food is an incredibly sad story, so it makes sense that we often see so many sad food faces in the world. Food is birthed into the world, eaten and slowly digested. It's pretty tragic when you stop and think about it. After witnessing these poor little sad faces in food, you're going to be super hungry and super sad... the perfect combination.

23 Sad Looking Foods That Need Cheering Up,

A Worried Little Nugget

He Probably Has a Yeast Infection

That Awkward Moment When You Realize You're Going to Be a Pina Colada or a Bra

The Crying Game

Taters Gonna Tate

Live Free or Pie Hard

Not So Eggscellent

Meanwhile, in Candyland

Sad Pepper Weeps Spicy Tears

Cereal Killer

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<![CDATA[The Funniest Songs About People]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-songs-about-people/ranker-music

Sometimes, you just need to just sit back, listen, and laugh. That's where the songs on this list come in. From ridiculous lyrics to tongue-in-cheek deliveries, these are the funniest songs about people of all time.

Some of the best silly songs about people come from the country genre. Just consider Johnny Cash’s “A Boy Named Sue” – penned by famously funny author Shel Silverstein. “Redneck Woman” and “Famous People” are other great examples of rib-tickling country songs about people.

Hilarious songs about other people also include some tunes that certain people have found offensive. Randy Newman’s “Short People” is a prime example. Newman himself has stated he isn’t crazy about the song anymore, calling it a “novelty record.” And yes, some people of diminutive size might find it in bad taste. Does it deserve to be on a list of funny people songs? Vote it down if you don’t think so.

Which of these funny songs about people is the best of the best? It's time to decide. Give these tracks a listen and vote for the ones that truly make you laugh out loud.

The Funniest Songs About People,

White & Nerdy

Dang Me

Short People

Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

Valley Girl

Charlie Brown

I’m Too Sexy

A Boy Named Sue

Heavy Metal Farmer

Dancin’ Fool

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