<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[Funny Boat Names That'll Get a Hull of a Lot of Laughs]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-boat-names/ashley-reign

Have you ever dreamed of dreamed of owning a boat? Do you love spreading laughter everywhere you go? Well if you’re a fun loving sailor, then you’ve come to the right place, because we’ve gathered a collection of funny boat names that are guaranteed to get a hull of a lot of laughs. (See what we did there?) So bust out the rum and let the Jimmy Buffet play because we’ve got some of the puniest boat names ever to hit the high seas!

While some of these funny boat name puns were clearly purposeful displays humor and puntastic wit, we suspect that others may not have been quite as well thought out before they hit the waves. We’ve got everything from G-rated, grandpa style humor to puns that lean a little more to the adult side (including a surprising amount of boob jokes). So if you’re ready for a good laugh at high tide, you're going to love these boat puns.
 
Whether you’re looking for a few ideas to keep the folks at your own local dock laughing, or just can’t get enough of eye-roll worthy puns, we’ve got just the ship for you. Don’t give into pier pressure to stay behind, because we’re getting ready to keep it reel with this high class collection of sex-sea boat names, buooooooy. Rest assured, it’s all downhill from here as roll out a collection of hilarious boat puns that’ll have you saying, “Knot bad.”


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Why You Never Let Grandpa Name the Boat

This Boat'll Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse

Check out This Piece of Ship

Discount Rides Available

In More Ways Than One...

If You Got It, Flaunt It

Yeah Buoooooy!

Get a Load of This Bullship

Hey, Ship Happens Man

Maybe It Means Something Else in Cantonese


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<![CDATA[Really Tired People Caught Sleeping in Public]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/sleeping-in-public/ashley-reign
It's not always easy to get a good night's sleep. Sure, with the perfect bed, in the perfect dark room, at the perfect temperature, anyone can sleep for hours. But it takes true talent to fall asleep like the people on this list. Unfortunately for these folks, the day just proved too long and the bed too far away. These funny sleeping pics prove that if you're tired enough, the whole world is your pillow.  Here you'll see some of the most hysterical photos of people caught sleeping in public.
 
From security guards caught sleeping on the job to passed out college kids who couldn't handle their liquor, these people found out firsthand what it's like to fall asleep in public. You’ll be amazed at the flexibility and talent involved in some of these creative cat naps.
 
Best of all, the next time you find yourself in beginning to drift off in public, you’ll know the best and worst places to rest your eyes. After getting a load of these people caught sleeping in public, you may not feel so bad about staying in the next time your pals invite you out after an extra-long day at the office. So get ready to grin as we take a look at some of the funniest public sleeping fails of all time! 

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This Will Totally Fool His Teacher

The Calmest Sleeper Ever

Why to Be Highly Selective When Recruiting Wingmen

Booze Hounds

The World's Worst Place to Drunkenly Pass Out

Why to Always Hide a Spare Key

So Close and Yet So Far Away

Never Fall Asleep Before Tom Hanks

At Least It's Relatively Clean in There

She's an Ugly Sleeper


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<![CDATA[People in Fast Food Restaurants Who Should Maybe Think Twice]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/fast-food-fails/ashley-reign
Let’s face it, despite our best intentions, most of us end up at a fast food joint every now and then. In the daily struggle to juggle work, school, family, and all our other obligations, the idea hot, cheap, and fast meal is definitely enticing. But as we all know, fast food joints can occasionally attract some fascinating characters. As these photos of fast food fails prove, you may want to think twice before hitting up your local McDonalds.
 
From creative ways to get through the drive thru to awkward fast food signs, these funny fast food photos are one of the only good things coming out of those greasy kitchens. So sit back, bust out that extra large order of fries, and get ready for the fun to begin as we take a look at some of the funniest and most bizarre fast food moments ever caught on film.

Whether you’re only an occasional fast food offender or pretty much live for the dollar menu, you’re sure to get a kick out of some of the antics played out in fast food joints all over the world. 

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Chicken! CHICKEN FINGER

They'll Never Forget This Guy's Extra Pickles Again

The Direct Approach to Keeping Cool

The McFinger Photo Bomb

Wheels = Car. Science.

Future Vegetarian

Ronald Goes Rogue

But Really, What IS a Car?

Can I Get Extra Hay with That?

Bedrock's Most Popular Fast Casual Spot


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<![CDATA[Awkward Public Transportation Pictures]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-public-transportation-pictures/ashley-reign
Prepare yourself. These are the most awkward public transportation photos ever caught on film. Do you live in a big city where owning a car isn't practical? Did you decide to take the bus to save a little cash on gas money? If so, then you are probably familiar with the fascinating folks you can meet on public transportation. Here we've gathered some of the strangest funny public transportation pictures to celebrate the wacky weirdos with whom we share this Earth.
 
Some elitists spend their days safe in fancy private cars, completely oblivious to the crazy people on public transportation. Sure, they've never been yelled at by a hallucinating homeless person or peed on by a drunken college student, but the joke's on them. Because they can only know the majesty of sharing a ride with your fellow humans through these photos of people on the subway. 

Through these awkward subway pictures, you'll learn the time honored traditions of communal transport. For instance, never sit next to a rider who's got his hand down his pants (or an actual snake in his hands). And make sure to avoid nipple-ring flaunting grandpa in the back.

Who knows, maybe shaming these crazies with awkward bus photos and funny subway pictures will help make public transportation a more enjoyable place to be. But probably not.

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The Bus Is Free When You Ride It This Way

She Never Falls Down When It Comes to a Stop

Next Stop, Terrifying Childhood Memories

Who Wore It Best?

On Second Thought, It's a Nice Day for a Walk

Next Stop, Vegan Village

When Transportation Attacks

No One Messes with Grandma on Her Way to Church

Apparently the End of the Rainbow Is Somewhere in the Bronx

[Insert Pussy Joke]


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<![CDATA[The Worst Kylie Jenner Challenge FAILs on the Internet]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kylie-jenner-challenge/jacob-shelton
Not to sound like an army of grandmas, but what’s happening to the kids these days? They’re all sexting and bruising their lips to look like a C-List celebrity that they spend WAAAAAY too much time Googling. The challenge took off when teens started shoving their mouths into shot glasses in order to plump them up so they could look like the youngest of the Kardashian clan, Kylie Jenner. Other than being a completely insane idea, the Kylie Jenner challenge is actually super dangerous. The shot glass can break, causing severe lacerations, and even if the technique is utilized properly it can cause intense bruising. The dummies on this list definitely failed at the Kylie Jenner lip challenge.

After photos of bruised teenage dum-dums started making the rounds on Twitter with the hashtag “#KylieJennerChallengeGoneWrong” the media freaked out and the 17-year-old Keeping Up With the Kardashians star tweeted: "I'm not here to try & encourage people/young girls to look like me or to think this is the way they should look. I want to encourage people/young girls like me to be YOURSELF & not be afraid to experiment w your look."

So take it straight from the horse's mouth and stop screwing up your face. The bright side to all of this is that the KJ Challenge is the least embarrassing online foible that a Kardashian has committed.

Vote on which dummy looks the worst after attempting the Kylie Jenner Challenge. And if you’ve given it a shot, leave us a comment and let us know how it went. Although we’re pretty sure we know the outcome.
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Human Photoshop

And This Is Her Good Side

Advice To Live By

Cue Sum 41's Fat Lip

Our Face Hurts Looking At This

Even Mermaids Want Kylie's Lips

Did You Smash Your Lips In A Car Door?

Homer Simpson

Could Have Been Worse

Someday She's Going To Be Someone's Boss =[


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<![CDATA[The Funniest Things Ever Found in Textbooks]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-textbooks/jacob-shelton
Whether you're in primary school, high school, or college, textbooks are the bane of a student's existence. For all we know, teachers probably hate textbooks, too (although we wouldn't know about that, we're not squares). Not only are school textbooks back-breaking piles of dead tree, but you can only use them for one semester (at best), so if you're one of the millions of students who has to to buy their books, you're stuck with a pile of useless information like some kind of nerd. Hopefully, this list of the funniest things ever found in class textbooks will turn that mopey student frown upside down.

Textbooks are like food for your brain (obviously, we're ignoring the fact that other people's brains are the best food for your brain), so when your textbook is all wonky, full of inadvertent jokes, or straight up inappropriate pictures and graphics, how can you expect to learn anything? After looking through all of these goofy photos and hilarious facts from textbooks for this list, we're beginning to think that the folks who work for the textbook manufacturers love messing with students. Or maybe they're hoping that their dumb drawing of a naked kid wearing a ruler will make it to the front page of our website. If that's the case, GET BACK TO WORK!

For everyone else, laugh and heave at this list of the funniest drawings, images, and pictures ever found in all sorts of textbooks. After you collect yourself, vote up the funny textbook pictures below and let us know what funny jokes were hidden in the textbooks you used in school.

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It's Okay, Guy, You're So Much More Than This!

"Your Mom" Works for All of These

The Letter "I" Is Taught in Year 13

WE KNEW IT!

More Like "Over Prepared Cat"

Germany, You're Not Helping Yourself

Overcompensate Much?

Um, Yikes You Guys

Hello, Creeps!

Dude, You Could Have Left Your Shirt On


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<![CDATA[The Slickest '90s Kids from Your School Textbooks]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/kids-in-90s-textbooks/jacob-shelton
Have there ever been any kids that were cooler than the kids in '90s textbooks? Just kidding, there has definitely never been a group of kids that was slicker, or more fashionable than those who taught us how to do fractions, speak French, or whatever it was we did in school. Every day we opened our textbooks we were faced with a new group of friends who not only showed us how to read and write, but taught us how to looks cool and style our hair in the bounciest of '90s fashion. This list is a compilation of the coolest kids that ever graced the pages of a class textbook and will take you on a nostalgia road trip back to the days when you were counting down the minutes until gym.

Whether you were learning Spanish (shout out to Destinos!) or nodding off in an Algebra 2 book, you can be certain that within in the pages of whatever was on your desk, there was a super cool 90s kid skateboarding over a parabola while wearing a hyper color t-shirt. We don't know how they do it in textbooks these days (it's probably all selfies of brats having the nanny do their homework, mirite?), but if textbook manufacturers aren't reusing the same photos from when we went to school then they are doing it all wrong. Looking at a chill (and diverse, don't forget diverse!) group of friends with fluffy hair and a fresh pair of Zubaz is the only way we know how to get our book learnin' on.

On this list you'll find the slickest kids from nineties school textbooks. Your homework is simple: vote up the coolest, illest, freshest 90s kids and you'll get an automatic A+!

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Peep That Smooth '90s Coif

Rosie O'Donnell Chic

Young Al Roker Gets All the Ladies

The Coolest Guys Have Curly Cord Phones

It's Unclear Which Is Creepier, His Smile or the Goggles

Algebra Can't Help Your Lack of Mini Golf Skills

The Coolest Kids Hang Out in a Ruler Box

Let Me Play You the Song of My People

No Parents (or Girls) Allowed

"Watch Out for That French Gang," Said No One Ever


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<![CDATA[The Funniest Gag Reels from Serious TV Shows]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/tv-bloopers-from-serious-shows/jacob-shelton

It seems like every show on television today is SUPERSERIOUS. Whether it’s a courtroom drama, a CSI spinoff, or an HBO show about a magical world with either dragons or no dragons, everyone is constantly scowling and wringing their hands at the sky. But fear not dear reader, for we have compiled a stunning list of the best gag reels from the most serious of television shows (well, as serious as drama bloopers from a show about glampires can be). We’ve got Peter Dinklage dancing, Edie Falco making really weird faces, and Ice-T grinning from ear to ear. It’s a veritable cornucopia of actors making fools of themselves in blooper reels from drama series.

 

The time-honored tradition of TV bloopers lives forever online, where digital librarians (i.e. nerds) compile gag reels of their favorite programs for all the world to see. Everything from hunks getting concussions on Lost to the dumb-dumbs on Sons of Anarchy falling off tow trucks can be found floating around the Internet, and we’re happy to put all the best blooper reels together for you in one place so you can get your giggles in while you’re at work. Speaking of work, you might want to put your headphones on because these blooper reels are full of television actors you didn't know were potty mouths!

 

After you finish chuckling away your day, feel free to vote on which gag reels for dramas made you laugh the hardest, and comment on which reel you thought should stayed on the cutting room floor.


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The X-Files
Mulder and Scully always seemed so uptight when they were chasing down alien hit men and weird stretchy dudes, so it's nice to watch them cut loose and crack wise with each other (even if Raymond's dad did pretend to backhand Gillian Anderson).

Battlestar Galactica
Cylons cutting loose? Yes, please!

Game of Thrones
Other than the normal line flubbing that you would expect from a gag reel there's really nothing of substance here, unless you count the AWESOME DANCE SEQUENCE AT THE END.

White Collar
We're not sure who actually watches White Collar, but we are sure that if you're a fan of white boy booty dancing then you should take a look at this gag reel.

Lost
The best thing about the season one Lost gag reel is that you can actually count the concussions. If you're not at work, make a game out of it. A drink for every bonk on the head, and when you remember how angry the finale made you - finish the bottle.

The Wire
We don't remember ragtime piano being a very big part of The Wire, but it's a big part of this gag reel from season five. And if you're wondering, it is SUPER NSFW.

Fringe
Oh Fringe, we hardly knew ye. Judging from the season two blooper reel, it looks like the cast and crew were having a lot of fun even as the Sword of Damocles hung over their heads.

Star Trek: The Next Generation
By the time ST:TNG season three rolled around, the actors on board the USS Enterprise had settled into their characters nicely. But this gag reel shows that no matter how comfortable you are with your character, reciting pages of techno babble is still impossible.

Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad set the standard for modern water cooler television, it grabbed the zeitgeist and squeezed until we were all eating donuts covered in blue "meth." The show seriously stressed all loyal viewers while it was on the air so it's nice to see Cranston and crew hamming it up here.

Grey's Anatomy
Is there anything better than actors playing sexy doctors? Well, pizza obviously. And actors completely screwing up their lines while pretending to be sexy doctors.


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<![CDATA[People Who Brought Inanimate Objects as Their Prom Dates]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/carboard-cutout-prom-dates/ashley-reign

Ah, prom. An exciting and terrifying rite of passage for high schoolers all over the country. And along with the headache that comes with finding the right limo, the right restaurant, the right right dress, and the right tux, there's that overwhelming pressure of finding a great prom date. The lucky prom-goers with a boyfriend or girlfriend don't have to worry at all. Others have their dreams come true when their crush actually says yes. But for the unluckiest kids, the only two realistic choices are: cousin or cardboard. Strange as it may sound, we’re about explore the bizarre world of people who brought inanimate objects as their prom dates.

 

Get ready to meet a group of kids who let their freak flag fly when they showed up at their prom toting everything from cardboard cutouts of hunky celebrities to video games and a large plastic fish? You may laugh, but at least they didn't have to dance the night away alone.

 

Perhaps they people on this list thought a fake Tim Tebow was the closest thing to a dream prom date they could hope for. Maybe some of these people who brought inanimate objects as prom dates thought it would be a great joke (and a good way to distract from their loneliness). Though we may never know exactly what was going through their heads, we can at least enjoy their creativity. 


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The Girl on the Left Looks Like a Total Tart

The Force Is Strong with this Prom-Goer

This Tebow-Loving Teen

Back That Bass Up

Which of These Ladies Is Not Like the Others?

Well, He Looks Like a Great Listener...

Who Needs Cardboard When You've Got a Killer Imagination?

At Least She's Probably Light on Her Feet...

She Was Really Fun at the Afterparty

Dr. Who's Big Date


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<![CDATA[All of Madonna's Onstage Kisses, Ranked]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/madonna-kiss-rankings/jacob-shelton
In a genuine freak out that’s usually reserved for dresses that change color, members of One Direction, and celebrity phone hacks, the Internet had a full on meltdown earlier this week when videos and photos of Madonna kissing sad boy hip hop star Drake on stage during his headlining set at Coachella flooded the web. He freaked out (reportedly he didn’t like her lipstick) and we all followed suit. In a world where everything feels planned to a T, the kiss felt natural (based on Drake’s reaction) but there’s no way to be sure. It just goes to show that Madonna still knows how to grab a headline. On this list you’ll see Madonna’s other on-stage kisses, and decide where they rank from top to bottom.

For almost 40 years Madonna has been expressing herself and shocking the world, and now she’s taken to doing it all over Drake’s face. But he’s not the first person to share a stage with Madge to get a smooch (even if he did get one of the better kisses IOHP). She’s swapped spit with some of pop music’s elite, and a few people who’s names we can’t pronounce (either because they’re French or we plain just don’t know their names) and now it’s up to you to decide who had the best on stage kiss with Madonna. Was it Drake and his very mopey make out? Or was it with Britney in her nightmare wedding dress at the VMAs? You be the judge. And you’re welcome for not including any photos of Vanilla Ice.
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Anderson Cooper
At the 23rd annual GLAAD awards, Anderson Cooper received his 4th GLAAD award for being EXTRA handsome and celebrated by planting a kiss on Madonna after she grabbed his rippled butt meats. Conservative America was NOT happy.
Drake
At Coachella last weekend, Madonna hopped on stage with Drake to perform a surprise set and it was...kind of sexy? Sort of creepy? Drake definitely thought it was gross. Either that or he was hiding his true feelings. Gross or not, the internet is still buzzing for Madge's most recent smooch. 
Britney Spears
At the 2003 VMAs (remember those?) Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera performed Like A Virgin while dressed like every father's nightmare and when they were joined by Madonna she lived every teenage boy's dream and had a make out sesh with Britney. Justin Timberlake definitely wasn't pleased, but it was definitely one of Madonna's sexier kisses. 
Christina Aguilera
Back at the 2003 VMAs, Christina Aguilera was in her X-Tina phase when she performed Like A Virgin with Britney and Madonna. After Madonna made out with Britney, she planted a kiss on X-Tina. It wasn't as sexy as her kiss with Britney, but it was very polite. 
Mark McGrath
We don't know when this happened but at some point between "Fly" and "When It's Over" Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath managed to make out with Madonna on camera. It's a brief, yet unsettling kiss, similar to a short film by David Lynch. 
Lady Gaga
On SNL's 35th season, Lady Gaga and Madonna appeared on a sketch called "Deep House Dish" where they fought, and then kissed while Keenan tried to get in on the action. Much like everything else on Saturday Night Live, the kiss was immediately forgotten. 
Unnamed Dancer Gets In On The Action
During her 2003 Hard Candy tour, Madonna made a point to have a sip of champagne and make out with one of her female dancers. We don't her name, we're not sure where she's from, and we don't know if anybody cared. But we do know that the girl handled it better than Drake. 
 
This Is The Only Reason You Know Brahim Zaibat's Name
At a tour stop on her MDNA world tour in Porto Alegre, Brazil, the 54 year old queen of pop went to second base with her boyfriend who's 30 years younger than her. Go get it girl. It's a good looking kiss but it didn't set the world on fire. 

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