<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[The 23 Coolest Things Ever Drawn on Dirty Cars]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-dirt-on-car-notes/ashley-reign
Chances are that when it comes to funny things written on dirty cars, most people have never seen anything except the old "wash me" gag time and time again. But as it turns out, there’s a whole dirty car art subculture out there, lurking in the shadows of a parking lot near you. Here you’ll find a collection of some of the coolest, funniest, and incredibly impressive things ever drawn on cars. 

That’s right, not only will you find funny dirt on car notes in the collection of photos below, you’ll also find a wide variety of dirty car art as well. While some are little more than hilarious stick figure depictions, you’ll also see some genuinely impressive masterpieces from artists like Scott Wade, who specializes in turning dirty cars into delicate dirt masterpieces.

The 23 Coolest Things Ever Drawn on Dirty Cars, other,

Biff Is Keepin' It Dirty

This Precious Pooch Is Ready to Hit the Road

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to... Marilyn

When Gotham Is in Ashes or This Car's Been Washed, Whichever Comes First


"Hee Hee!"

Dragon on Dragon Violence

"I Told You to Get the Car Washed!"

These Dogs Playing Dirty Poker

A Modern Day Revamp

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<![CDATA[20 Questionable Fireworks Advertisements]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-fireworks-ads/nathandavidson
It always feels patriotic to light up some fireworks every 4th of July, but at what cost? Each year there are an average of over 250 fireworks-related injuries on Independence Day. Sure sparklers may seem harmless, but they account for 40% of those injuries annually. So what's the easiest way to avoid becoming another fireworks victim? Well, you can start by checking out this gallery of funny fireworks advertisements. If it's funny, it may just take your mind off the fact that what you just purchased, and are about to light on fire, has a good chance of blowing up your hand. Or face. Or something else.
20 Questionable Fireworks Advertisements,

What the Fudge?

Legal Eagles

On Second Thought, Let's Try the Next Store

This Is Getting Out of Hand

You Gotta Be Kitten Me

Send in the Clowns

In Mother Russia, Fireworks Light You

We Didn't Start the Fire

Questionable Quotation Marks

Fingers Crossed

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<![CDATA[18 Fake School Excuse Notes That Would Never Work]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-fake-get-out-of-school-notes/ashley-reign
Remember when you were a kid and thought your fake get out of school notes where the most legit looking documents ever? Or how baffled you were when your teacher or parents somehow managed to see through the brilliant façade of your fake school excuse notes? Here you’ll get a kick out of seeing exactly why you were plans to stay home and play video games were foiled time and time again. 

Whether it be the misspelled words, the shaky writing, or the lack of scientific documentation for a rare condition that causes students to slowly die if forced to do homework, these funny get out of school notes will have you rolling. 

18 Fake School Excuse Notes That Would Never Work,

Sorry, Music Teacher. Riley's Clearly Surpassed You

Clearly There's No School for Matt and Steph on Monday

Sign and Return: Done and Done

No After School Program for This Guy

Sorry, Ms. Reigs. Might as Well Move on to the Next Chump

Mrs. P, Get with the Program!

Ronnie's Mom Has Spoken

It Seems Every Day Is Now PSP Day for Mr. Gage Here

Looks Pretty Legit

Forging Mom's Signature: Nailed It

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<![CDATA[The Funniest Jokes Hillary Clinton Has Ever Told]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-hillary-clinton-jokes/jacob-shelton
It turns out jokes by Hillary Clinton can be pretty funny, even though she hasn’t been known as a big joker for most of her political career. During the 2016 campaign, most of the jokes Hillary has told are obviously about Donald Trump's White House run, but over the years, she’s made light of everything from her love of pantsuits to wiping her email server before handing it over to the FBI. No matter how you’re registered to vote (or if you’re registered at all), you’re going to vote yes on these funny Hillary Clinton jokes.

Thanks to her reputation as a tough cookie on Capitol Hill, most people don’t find Hillary Clinton funny, but she (and her speechwriters) has some great jokes up her sleeve. Since the early '90s, Hillary Clinton laughing has been a common sight in a number of campaigns. Not only does she zing her political enemies, but she’s also been known to make fun of herself and her family when she needs to show that she’s a regular person.

If you’re looking for an instance of Hillary Clinton joking, you’ll find so many funny Hillary Rodham Clinton jokes on this list that you’ll be chuckling to yourself in the voting booth no matter whom you’re voting for. Speaking of voting, vote up Hillary’s best jokes from the campaign trail and if you remember a specific Hillary Clinton joke from one of her speeches but can't find it on the list, feel free to share in the comments.

The Funniest Jokes Hillary Clinton Has Ever Told,

A Bright Orange Show Horse
The Joke: "There's a saying in the senate, there are two kinds of senators. There are show horses and work horses."

Context: While speaking at the Union of Carpenters and Millwrights Training Center in Louisville, Mrs. Clinton was able to work in multiple equine jabs at Trump. After calling his a "show horse," she compared him to a specific horse that lost the Kentucky Derby, the aptly named Exaggerator. 
Snapchat Is so Hot Right Now
The Joke: "You may have seen that I recently launched a Snapchat account. I love it. Those messages disappear all by themselves.”

Context: Whatever your thoughts are on Mrs. Clinton's handling of confidential emails as Secretary of State, you have to admit, this joke is great. As you might imagine, after she made the quip at a 2015 campaign stop in Iowa, conservative pundits called out Clinton for "lacking the charm" of her husband.
You're Fired
The Joke: "The 'king of debt' has no real plan for making college debt payable back or making college debt-free. He has no ideas how to strengthen Medicare or Social Security and, in fact, his tax plan would endanger both. No real strategy for creating jobs - just a string of empty promises - but then maybe we shouldn't expect better from someone who's most famous words are, 'You're fired.'”

Context: Boom goes the dynamite! Over the course of a political career that spans decades, Hillary's gotten very good at laying out serious issues and punctuating them with a quick reference that can make her campaign stops feel more like an episode of MTV's Yo Mama than a standard stump speech. 


No, Trump U!
The Joke: "[Trump U] doesn't sound appropriate, does it? I am going to use that more. Because if he gets anywhere near the White House, you know what he is going to do. He is going to Trump U."

Context: In 2016 Trump came under fire for his for profit university, and for racially charged comments about the judge presiding over his case. Making fun of Trump's much-litigated college is pretty much a no-brainer for Clinton.

You Get an NDA, Everybody Gets an NDA
The Joke: "I am all about new beginnings. No more secrecy. No more zone of privacy. Before I go any further, look under your chair, you’ll find a simple non-disclosure agreement my attorneys drew up."

Context: Hillary Clinton? More like Hillar-lol Clinton. No? Head into the 2016 Presidential campaign, Clinton promised to turn over a new leaf with journalists and give up some of her privacy as long as they agreed to write substantive stories about policy rather than her hair or the amount of pantsuits she wears. Sounds like a fair trade. 
Chapter 11
The Joke: "[Trump has] written a lot of books about business, but they all seem to end at Chapter 11."

Context: Clinton dished out this sick burn at a campaign rally in Ohio where she savaged Trump's economic doltishness.

America: Brought to You by Trump
The Joke: "Just look at what he did in Atlantic City. He put his name on buildings - his favorite thing to do."

Context: Most of Hillary's summer presidential campaigning has been spent hammering home the fact that a Trump presidency would be bad for not just the American economy, but the financial state of the entire world. She dropped this zinger at a campaign speech in Columbus, Ohio.

Project Pantsuit
The Joke: "I am going to be pitching Andy and others on a new show for Bravo, to fill that gap that is so apparent to some of us. All you really need is a small but passionate audience to be successful. We could call it Project Pantsuit."

Context: While speaking at the CFDA Fashion Awards in 2013, Clinton joined in on the time-honored tradition of mocking her outfit of choice. 
Maybe It's Maybelline
The Joke: "You’re won’t see my hair turn white in the White House. I’ve been coloring it for years!"

Context: Clinton has been dealing with barbs about her appearance since she was by her husband's side campaigning in the early '90s. In the past, she's been defensive about being criticized for her looks, but now that she's this close to the oval office, she's got to appeal to as many people as she can, and if there's one thing people love, it's a self-deprecating joke about hair dye. 

Doctor Trumplove, or How Clinton Learned to Stop Worrying and Something Something
The Joke: "Just like he should not have his finger on the button, he should not have his hands on our economy.”

Context: Again and again, Hillary's 2016 Presidential bid has underlined one thing: Having Trump in the hot seat would be a financial disaster

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<![CDATA[25 Totally Zen Animals Doing Yoga]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/animals-doing-yoga/nathandavidson
Take a deep breath. That's it. You're about to experience 25 extremely zen photos of animals doing yoga. Are you reading this in a relaxing voice? Good. Breathe in and breath out. Slowly click on the arrows one at a time because these are the most soothing pictures of animals and pets doing yoga that you're ever going to see. Now, on the count of three, release the laughter because they're also really funny. Did you find your center? Good. Now, we're going to gently move on to some balance postures...
25 Totally Zen Animals Doing Yoga,

Upward Facing Dog

What the Duck!

Polar Bear Express

Lion Pose... The Literal Version

The Puppy Pose

Sloth Serenity

Getting a Paw up on the Competition

Future Dragon Warrior

The Bear Necessities

Seal of Approval

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<![CDATA[20 Extremely Clever Vet Signs]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-veterinarian-signs/nathandavidson
Pets always seem to know when you're taking them to the vet. As soon as they get in the car, you see that look of terror on their face. They know they're not going to the beach this time. It's some sort of strange animal sixth sense where pets seem to smell a trip to the veterinary clinic a mile away. Fortunately, there are some veterinarian hospitals out there with a sense of humor to help your pet get through their next painful office visit. This collection of funny vet signs is the perfect Internet "treat" for you and your pets. And who knows, maybe after your pet looks at these funny photos they might forgive you for castrating them. Or putting that embarrasing cone on them. Or both.
20 Extremely Clever Vet Signs,

Golden Opportunity

Let's Hope They Don't Go Belly Up

The Most Interesting Ceterinary Clinic in the World

Sir Scratch-a-Lot

Cheesy Nips

Pole Position

Collar Blind

Kitty Purry

Very Bunny

Ballers Wanted

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<![CDATA[The 25 Funniest Pro Athlete Face Swaps]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-athlete-face-swaps/nathandavidson
Face swapping has taken the Internet by storm. It was only a matter of time before pro athletes became the latest victim of the face swap craze. If you're tired of seeing your favorite sports heroes with their regular face, this collection of face swaps will be a welcome respite. These funny pictures of pro athlete face swaps will make you laugh, make you cry, and they'll probably make you download the face swap app before you finish reading this sentence. it's a good app to have. It truly makes anything possible. From teammates swapping faces, to arch rivals melding with each other, this list has it all! So, take a look. Have a laugh. Just do your best not to laugh so hard that you shoot milk out of your nose. If you happen to be drinking milk right now, that is.
The 25 Funniest Pro Athlete Face Swaps,

Dana White and Mike Tyson

Dwayne Johnson and "The Rock"

Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal

Tom Brady and Gisele

David and Victoria Beckham

Peyton and Eli Manning

Chris Paul and Blake Griffin

Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh

Floyd Mayweather and Manny Paquiao

Shaq and Kobe

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<![CDATA[The Greatest Fails from the Pyramid Game Shows]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pyramid-game-show-fails/jenniferlennon
There have been lots of versions of Pyramid since it started airing in 1973. The game show pairs regular people with celebrities and forces them to collaborate - usually with mixed results. The contestant and the celebrity trade off naming things that fit into a certain category, trying to make the other person guess what the category is. Naturally, this has led to some funny Pyramid show fails.

Being put on the spot is always tough, and having to name random things while you're on TV, sitting across from a celebrity can be intimidating. Sometimes it's the contestants that cause these Pyramid game show fails, but other times, it's the celebrities ruining everything. Click through this list and vote up the funniest Pyramid game show bloopers of all time.
The Greatest Fails from the Pyramid Game Shows,

Win a 30-Year-Old Car!

When It Comes to Broken Set Shenanigans, Everybody Wins!

A Complicated Trip to Hong Kong

Widow, Window - Same Thing

You Can't Say That on TV

Hey, Cats Get Fleas, Too!

Does the Ball Hit the Bat or Does the Bat Hit the Ball?

Dick Clark Doesn't Fly Coach

David Letterman Has Better Things to Do Than Play Your Silly Game

Today, on Freudian Slip Pyramid...

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<![CDATA[The 20 Funniest Team Photos In Sports History]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-team-pictures/nathandavidson
There may be no "I" in team, but there is definitely an "I" in "winning" at team photos. All it takes is one teammate giving 110% on team photo day to make a sports memory that will last a lifetime. The key is to take it one team photo at a time. Typically your back is against a wall when you take a team photo, and the key to success is bringing your "A" game and always keeping your eyes on the prize. Kind of like these 20 funny team pictures below. The ball was in their court, and they knocked it out of the team photo park.
The 20 Funniest Team Photos In Sports History,

Hawks Give You Wings

Head Games

Taking One for the Team

Come Again?

Fancy Pants

At the Height of His Game


The Big Short

Swimming with the Cocks

Say Deez... Nuts!

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<![CDATA[The 20 Greatest Pillows of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-pillows/nathandavidson
Buying comfortable pillows is honestly one of life's most important retail decisions. The average person sleeps 1/3 of their life, so your bedding is the last thing you should try to save money on. When it comes to pillows, you gotta treat yo self! Start saving money now, buy the most expensive pillows Bed Bath & Beyond has to offer, and only purchase 800-thread count bed sheets or higher. But, before you go on that dream sleep shopping spree, make sure you consult this gallery of funny pillows and awesome novelty pillows. Seriously, these are some of the coolest sleep accessories you'll ever see. Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep, and never underestimate an Internet photo gallery's ability to change your life forever.
The 20 Greatest Pillows of All Time,

Upton No Good

Safety First

Thinking of You

The Octopus Pillow

Shut up and Take My Money

There Will Be Blood

Rock On!

Farts Not Included

Armed & Dangerous

Sleeping with the Sharks

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