<![CDATA[Ranker: Recent funny Lists]]> http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny http://www.ranker.com/img/skin2/logo.gif Most Viewed Lists on Ranker http://www.ranker.com/tags/funny <![CDATA[Brands For Your Awesomely Alcoholic Lifestyle]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/alcoholic-brands/bryce-chelsea
Brands alcoholics love are things that make everyday life doable for people who drink. Not to say you have a problem (rehab is for quitters, duh) but we've all had that night where we drank a little more than we should have the night before we had something important to do. Like work. Or school. Or an international flight. Not that you - or I - would know from personal experience.

These are the brands that get you drunk and get you out of being drunk. From your morning after hangover remedies to the stuff that told your brain jumping in that fountain was a good idea, these are the brands that party people come in contact with on the daily (or at least the weekly). You'll find some of the essentials of a drunk friend survival kit here as well as some of the next day medicine cabinet must-haves. 

What are some of the brands alcohol drinkers are most familiar with? You may not remember last night, but you know these are the brands every drinker needs in their lives.
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Starbucks
Wake up, bitch! It's me, the sun!
Taco Bell
You'll hate yourself later, but a dozen tacos for $5 is such a deal!
Advil
To stop the elves from carrying out all that construction in your frontal lobe
Visine
You don't want the whole office to know you didn't sleep
Smart Water
Hydrate, man. That Kristoff took a lot out of you
Listerine
Get rid of that "cat crapped in my mouth" smell
Degree
Prepare for your whore's bath
Jack Daniels
He'll get you through that breakup
Old Spice
Better to smell like this stuff than stale beer and regrets
Bud Light
It's the next best thing to water

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<![CDATA[Things That Are Not As Cool As People Think They Are]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-are-not-as-cool-as-people-think-they-are/hoserusc
Jorts are the dumbest things I've ever seen. Next to Toms shoes. Next to the Toyota Prius. Next to d-bags taking pictures of their food. There are so many things that suck that people think are cool. For real, some of the supposed best bands ever and the greatest movies of all time are just overrated bunches of garbage.

So add the things that you think have run their course or never had a leg to stand on to begin with, like people that use their children as their profile picture. Unless you were permanently scarred and no longer recognizable after giving birth, this is not okay. (UPDATE: it has been determined this is never okay).

If there are other things that society has deemed acceptable and/or cool that are missing from the list, make sure to add them so other people can finally realize that the things they are doing (like the Harlem Shake) are just not okay.
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The Kardashians

Facebook

Justin Bieber

Yolo

Hashtags

Selfies

Flat Bill Baseball Hats

Designer Facial Hair

Duck-Lipped Selfies

Earlobe Spacers


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<![CDATA[20+ Unbelievable #MakeupTransformations]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/makeup-transformations/ariel-kana
Makeup transformations (or #makeuptransformations, as you'll see it on Twitter et al.) is a fantastic new trend popping up online where people do their damnedest to look vaguely like a celebrity, fictional character, or well-known snack product. Through the use of a four panel image, ordinary people like you and me are altering their appearances with hilarious results. Forget hours in the makeup chair; these everyday heroes are demonstrating that you too! can look fabulous like Beyonce with just a few creative touches.

These are some of the best makeup transformations on the web, in one list of the funniest makeup transformations online (so far).
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Drake

Brad Pitt

Frozone

Nelly

Rihanna

Vanilla Ice

Nicki Minaj

Hercules

The Kid from Up

Owen Wilson


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<![CDATA[60+ Everyday Objects That Look Really Happy]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/things-that-look-happy/carly-kiel
What could be nicer than finding a smiley face at the bottom of your coffee mug? How about living in a house that looks super excited to see you every time you come home? When our eyes play tricks on us, we can see everything from sailboats in the clouds to Biblical figures in dog butt fur. This is a simple gallery of pics of everyday things that look like they are happy. There are foods and seashells, furniture and electric equipment, planes and boats and sticks. Voted up the things that look most pleased just to be nominated.
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These Box Bros

This Sleepy Loaf

This Adorable Cookie

This Leftover Coffee

This Sunset

This Bottle Opener

This Plane Waiting to Be Fixed

This Filthy Piece of Cardboard

This Sexy Chair Who Wants You to Sit Dat Ass Down

This Overly Attached Valve


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<![CDATA[The 20 Most Insane Kanye West Quotes]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/most-insane-kanye-west-quotes/joswo
Unluckily for Mama Kim, her hubby Kanye West seems to have a permanent case of verbal diarrhea, and he is the only one who hasn't noticed! We found all these direct quotes from interviews, performances, and songs, assembled here for your enjoyment. We thought they were too good to go unappreciated so we put our favorite Kanye West quotes in meme form. Some of these quotes are hilarious and will make you laugh for hours, while others will probably make you cringe or cry with embarrassment. 

We all know that little North West is growing up fast, we just hope she doesn't have the same condition as Daddy West! Kanye's ability to humble brag his way into every form of media is one that we used to find impressive, until he started bragging about it! These quotes will have you in stitches, just don't let Kanye know, it will make him too happy. 
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Kanye Projects His Anger at His Own Athletes Foot Problem

Assumptive Kanye Doesn't Have Time for Fact Checking

Actually, She Isn't...

Pew Pew, Much Rock, So Roll

Is That What Mommy West Told You?

Why Don't You Make Like a Tree Then?

It's Not That Hard, Kanye

You Sure About That?

Count Me Out

Nobody Understands Me


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<![CDATA[50 Celebrities Kanye West Has Compared Himself To]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-kanye-west-has-compared-himself-to/joswo
We don't know if you guys have heard, but Kanye West is kind of a big deal. Not only is he a big deal, he's actually a present to us mortals from the big G-O-D upstairs. Don't believe us? Ask him yourself! We've collected all of Kanye West's boastful comparisons to celebrities throughout history, whether made in interviews, songs lyrics, or live performances. It's quite impressive, but obviously not nearly as impressive as 'Ye himself.

Kanye West isn't exactly famous for his humility or known to shy away from one of his infamous Kanye West public outbursts. He compares his "creative genius" to the likes of Andy Warhol, Walt Disney, and Socrates. He considers himself as both a God, and the prophet Jesus Christ. We're not making this up. He really said it. Check it out for yourself.

Under each person we have included a quote from Mr. West himself, and, as these are from the mighty lips of Kanye, read with caution. These are probably some of the funniest quotes and most ridiculous comparisons ever, but it's up to you to decide which are the craziest. Cast your vote below or Kanye will be very, very mad at you.
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Adolf Hitler

“I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street and people look at me like I’m fu**ing insane, like I’m Hitler. One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did.” -Big Chill Music Festival, 2011.


Barack Obama

"No one is looking at what [Barack Obama] is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day." -Ryan Seacrest interview, 2013.


Donald Trump

“Balding, Donald Trump taking dollars from y’all.” -Lyrics from “So Appalled.“


Jesus Christ
"When I compare myself to Steve Jobs, or Walt Disney… Howard Hughes, David Stern, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Jesus… I’m saying these are my heroes." -Rolling Stone, 2014.
Kobe Bryant

"[I'll] bring you the best I have to offer with the same dedication that Kobe has on the court.”


Kurt Cobain

"‘I’m going down as a legend, whether or not you like me or not. I am the next Jim Morrison. I am the next Kurt Cobain." -Radio interview with Tim Westwood, 2008.


Leonardo da Vinci
"When I compare myself to Steve Jobs, or Walt Disney… Howard Hughes, David Stern, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Jesus… I’m saying these are my heroes." -Rolling Stone, 2013.
Malcolm X

“I’m fly like the Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary, Detroit Red cleaned up.” -Lyrics from “Good Morning.”


Will Smith

“We were sort of like Will Smith and his son, in the movie – I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout the rich ones.” -Lyrics from “Champion.”


God

"When someone comes along and says something like ‘I am a God,’ everybody says ‘Who does he think he is?’ I just told you who I thought I was. A God. I just told you. That’s who I think I am." -BBC Radio 1’s Zane Lowe, 2013



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<![CDATA[The Funniest People of All Time]]> http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/comedians
The funniest people of all time are a mix of actors, comedians, and even a few people who probably didn't start off trying to be funny. Included in this list of people vying for the title of funniest person ever are the funniest stand-up comedians of all time and the funniest actors and actresses ever. One thing's for sure: these funny actors and comedians are at the top of their ha ha games and could make most people laugh 'til they pee.

The funniest people ever include actors like Will Ferrell and John Belushi, comedians-turned-actors like Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy, and general funny people like George Carlin and John Cleese. While ranking a funny person is completely subjective, the folks on this list of funny people are undeniably hilarious. The real question is: who is the funniest person ever?

This is your chance to decide! Vote for the funniest comedians and actors and help decide once and for all who the funniest person alive or dead really is. If your favorite funny person isn't on the list of the funniest people ever, make sure to add them so others can revel in their hilarity.
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Bill Cosby

Bill Murray

Eddie Murphy

George Carlin

Jim Carrey

Richard Pryor

Robin Williams

Steve Carell

Steve Martin

Will Ferrell


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<![CDATA[28 Epic Maury Paternity Test Reactions]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/maury-paternity-test-reactions/robert-wabash
"You are...NOT the father!" Three magic words (or two, if you're hoping to see the result go the other way) can make or break the lives of a man and woman who may or may not have a child together when the Maury paternity tests are administered. The Maury Povich show hasn't always been about pitting mothers against the potential fathers of their babies, but darn it if it hasn't turned into the most entertaining thing the show has to offer.

These "You are not the father" GIFs (along with the occasional "You ARE the father" GIFs for good measure) are a sparkling example of the types that go on "Maury" to determine the paternity of their child publicly when they could have just bought an at-home paternity test and administered it to the dozens (seriously, some of these women go on the show as many as five, six times without identifying the father of their child) of men they slept with in the seemingly small period of time they could have gotten pregnant.

What are the best "You are NOT the father" moments? What are the best not the father GIFs? What are the best reactions of men finding out the results of paternity tests on Maury? Have a look through this list of Maury DNA test reactions and you will see how funny it can be when a woman has no idea who fathered her child. 

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Put Your Feet in the Air





He'll Be the Only Gymnast in His Family



Watch Out, Hammer



He's Buying An XBox One Immediately



She Was Not Pleased...



So Excited He Couldn't Walk



New Dance Moves



Daddy Hulk SMASH!



The Father Is Still at Large



Pop That Hood!







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<![CDATA[32 of the Trashiest Tweets Ever Posted on Twitter]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/trashy-tweets/randy-cobb
Who doesn't love to read funny Twitter posts? Twitter has given everyone in the world with a cell phone or an Internet connection a way to broadcast any old thought or photo to the entire world. Unlike Facebook, where people are simply annoying their friends and family, Twitter broadcasts your every thought to the world using hashtags and trending topics.

Still, people seem to think that their posts are private, and that nobody will find the misspelled outburst, picture of a bad tattoo, or admission of drug use that they posted. Luckily some Internet heroes know when to hit the screenshot button, nab that funny twitter status and share the trashiest tweets they find with the world. Every possible grammar mistake, social faux pas, and baby-daddy related drama is exhibited here. Their trashiness and mistakes are our entertainment. Check out the weirdest, trashiest and most ridiculous posts Twitter has to offer.

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That's Just Rude

A Meaty Oaker Tweet

Starting Young

So Sad

Like Father Like Son

Who Needs Maury

Got a New Debit Card... and It's Gone

A Good Work Ethic

Even Celebs Can Be Trashy

Abortion Selifie


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<![CDATA[Video Reactions to Game of Thrones]]> http://www.ranker.com/list/video-reactions-to-game-of-thrones/ranker-of-thrones
When it comes to watching Game of Thrones we've been through it all! Some of us have laughed, a few (maybe more than a few) have cried, and sometimes, we've cheered. All that's certain is that there's a whole word of reactions out there for our favorite Game of Thrones moments. Remember how you felt? Well, let's relive those moments through others as they experience those moments all over again...and over and over and over (if you press replay anyway.) Enjoy GOTers and let me know which video reaction is your favorite. 
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I Would Give You a Hand But..

Cat GOT Her Tongue

Eyes Wide Shut Mouth Wide Open

Tears of Purple Joy

Boys Loose a Buddy at the Red Wedding

Tyrion's Speech Moves Us All

Phantom Arm Roots for Brienne

Fingers Up for Tywin on the Loo

Ultimate Reaction to Red Wedding

To the Breaker of Chains we Say Nay


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