All Tied Up

"Classic is sometimes just a nice way of saying old, or in this case old-school. All Tied Up is a classic old-school porn made in the seventies when drugs were chic and safe-sex meant fucking in a place where the cops wouldn’t catch you. Flicks like this appeal to either those who remember the good old days, or those who wish they did. Scorpio (who was quite a huge name in porn back in the day) stars as our hero. Seems he just wants to quietly celebrate his anniversary with his lover; in fact, the video begins with the two of them having a quiet little fuck in their loft apartment. The sex is pretty vanilla, and of course, they don’t use a condom so it might be considered vanilla-fudge. Some bad ass (Tom Cord) has other plans for our...