Gang Bangers

"Gee... I wonder... Is this the film about the young British lad who ends up with a lightning bolt on his forehead, turns into a wizard, and enthralls millions upon millions of infantile readers worldwide with his enchanting tales of growing up an orphan? Oh... it's not? Oh wait, I know what this is: This is that gay porn about fucking anything and everyone in sight while wearing Loverboy headbands and bad hairdo's. Right? Right?" Quoting Keeneye Reeves