Jason X

#11

"Sequels suck." At least that's what Scream 2 said, but then again Scream 2 isn't good enough to make this list. This week marks the release of H2, the sequel to Rob Zombie's abysmal attempt to remake/re-imagine/justify ruining Halloween, and while he's got a pretty good track record with sequels (The Devil's Rejects just barely squeaked into the Top Thirteen) we thought we'd take the time to remind audiences that sequels can be classics too. Whether these films were better than the original (some were), re-invented the franchise (some did) or are simply entertaining films in their own right (they all are), here are a few cinematic delicacies to cleanse your palette, in case H2 leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

#9

"Sequels suck." At least that's what Scream 2 said, but then again Scream 2 isn't good enough to make this list. This week marks the release of H2, the sequel to Rob Zombie's abysmal attempt to remake/re-imagine/justify ruining Halloween, and while he's got a pretty good track record with sequels (The Devil's Rejects just barely squeaked into the Top Thirteen) we thought we'd take the time to remind audiences that sequels can be classics too. Whether these films were better than the original (some were), re-invented the franchise (some did) or are simply entertaining films in their own right (they all are), here are a few cinematic delicacies to cleanse your palette, in case H2 leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

#14

Yeah, when you're an obsessive cinemaphile you learn to sift through the crap to find the rare diamond. But then a funny thing happens - you start to learn to love the crap, too. The really GOOD crap, that is. These are crap, yes - but they are incredible, wonderful, mind-boggling crap. Highly entertaining crap. Crap on a mission. I'll take a Ray Dennis Steckler film over anything Joel Schumacher or those putzes that tried to update Godzilla have done. And we all know about Edward D. Wood, jr. so I'm not including any of his films. He deserves a special category of his own.