Paris Hilton was arrested on September 7, 2007 for driving under the influence.
"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."
I'm pretty sure that if you have to refrain from taking your top off to prove that you are smart, you've got bigger problems, Paris.
So... How do I justify this one? Normally, when a girl puts out a sex tape, does time in jail, seems as though she's incredibly high maintenance and unintelligent, and (insert own complaint)... It's a deal breaker...But you know what? This year she searched for a new BFF on reality TV, and therefore, she's in the running... And despite all of her shenan's, she's still hot (and private jets all over the world don't hurt), so deal with it...
Paris Hilton. She may or may not be one of the top ten smartest people alive, but I include her on this list to put the seriousness of this whole list in perspective. This list is not a serious thing.
...Paris Hilton. And there you have it - 6 Degrees of Paris Hilton from Albert Einstein.
She has been in 18 celebrity relationships!!
"Uh, huh. Uh, huh. *doing nails* Uh, huh. Uh, wait. What? What, is that like a credit card or something? What? No, that's impossible. I'm very picky about who I sleep with, doctor. And this is me we're talking about. I'm not some cheap whore without a real job who is desperate to be loved and will sleep with just about anyone. C'mon. Nice talking to you doctor." CLICK
If Jesus does come back it won't take long for Paris Hilton to say, "he's hot." Get him into bed and make a sex tape ruining Jesus' credibility.
Same goes for this bitch. Look at this picture. Who is she kidding? She's never cleaned a pool in her life.
I don't think this one even needs an explanation.
