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The 20 Greatest Simpsons Religion Jokes

The longest-running animated show in the history of television has always had a tradition of sticking it to organized religion. It's shows like The Simpsons that have enough of a cultural impact to be able to satirize and bring to...

13 People Who Married Inanimate Objects

Everyone on this list suffers (well, "has", they all seem pretty damn happy) from a syndrome referred to as "object sexuality" These people fall in love with objects and identify them as a gender, give them a n...

The 7 Most Brutal Valentine's Day Murders

Valentine's Day is all about love, and passion. But what happens when that love and passion take a turn for the worst? We've all heard the term "crime of passion" and the following list is an extreme example of that term...

The Top Ten Craziest Things People Have Sold Their Body For

Since there have been human beings there have been people willing to give it up for money... or McNuggets or iPads or homework. This has all actually happened. Here are the most insane things that people have sold their bodies for.

10 Horrible and Unexpected Tattoo Consequences

Over 36% of Americans have at least one tattoo, whether it was a design that took ten years to create or a random Japanese character chosen from the parlor's wall after a night of binge drinking. In most instances, the image is a ...

The 13 Origins of the Most Common Superstitions

Friday the 13th is not just a movie about a guy in a hockey mask with demonic rage issues. It is a real fear for some people. Common superstitions (and their origins) might not be based in reality, but when people believe in somet...

Worst Sports Team Nicknames

The Most Egregious Male Gold Diggers

Since Kanye West's 2005 hit "Gold Digger" resurrected the mildly offensive term and brought it to the forefront of pop culture jargon in the most creative way since "The Gold Diggers of 1933," women have gotten...

Child Stars Who Grew Up To Look Like Muppets

There are a bunch of child stars who grew up and became really creepy, but this list takes it a step further. These are the child stars that grew up to be creepy, because they grew up and look like Muppets. That's right, these one...

The 7 Most Brutal Video Game Revenge Stories

Video games are serious business. If you're really putting a lot of time, and emotional energy, into anything that someone can destroy, you're already setting yourself up for a lot of frustration and a lot of disappointment. Enter...

13 Most Cringeworthy Male Genitalia Accidents

Every guy has had a few close calls with his junk- a premature zipping of the fly, perhaps even an errant buzz with the razor during manscaping; but few have actually gone all the way and lopped the ol' tallywhacker completely off...

Rarest Jobs In America

These are the top ten rarest jobs in America. These careers employ less than 4,000 people nationwide. From the top sciences like Astronomer and Mathematician to Wood Pattern Maker, these jobs will make you stop and say "wow, ...

Top Ten Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

Charles Manson has been called many things, a cult leader, a serial killer, a sociopath, a psychopath, but he's never been called "quotable". In many interviews Manson speaks gibberish and tries to appear crazy, he usual...

The Most Shameless Public Flashers of All Time

When you think of "flashing" you probably think of some guy running naked across a sports field, or opening up a trench coat, maybe giving a wiggle and running away. That's the normal flashing stories you hear, but these...

Best NBA Lockout Story

The best NBA lockout stories include professional basketball players taking on odd jobs to earn a buck, making a fool of themselves in front of adoring fans and of course some funny stuff along the way. Which is the best NBA locko...