Ranking the hottest characters, scenes, and moments in all sorts of different comic books and adaptations.

Total Nerd

To paraphrase Brody from Mallrats : “The Thing, is his dork made from orange rock like the rest of his body?” Comic book nerds care about many things which impact storylines in no way whatsoever, and that includes superhero penises. Though debates over a hero's power levels and morality pertain very much to their plotlines, debates over <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/best-superheroes-all-time?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">the best superhero</a> wangs pertain specifically to the curiousities and insecurities of readers. Superhero penises entered the mainstream in the '80s when Alan Moore thrust one of the most bizarre comic book penises on the world in The Watchmen . From then on out fans began to openly pontificate about which of their favorite characters were cock of the walk. Discussions about superhero sex facts, and which heroes would be good in bed have come to dominate online discussions <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/progressive-comic-books/jimmy-andreakos?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">about comic books</a> . P eople want answers to the hard questions: is Wolverine circumcised? Does Mr. Fantastic's wang stretch? Is the Thing's member made of rock? More importantly, how did comic book culture get to a place where characters became idolized for having big muscles and bigger dicks? Though you never realize it, the male superhero body looks just as unrealistic as any woman superhero's, if not more so. What follows is an attempt to make sense of the obsession with superhero wangs.

Entertainment

Superhero movies are ripe for sexy scenes. They cast the best looking people in the world and squeeze them into tight-fitting and revealing costumes. It&#39;s a formula that practically prints money. However, the movies focus on action, are mostly rated PG-13, and thanks to their bloated budgets, have to appeal to wide audiences.

Despite these conflicting objectives, filmmakers have managed to offer up plenty of sizzle and you&#39;ll find the best of it in this list of the sexiest scenes in superhero movies. There aren&#39;t too many overtly <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/female-comic-book-characters?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">sexy comic book</a> movies, but there are plenty of sexy scenes in comic book movies, so we&#39;re rounded them up here.

Vote up the hottest scenes from comic book and superhero movies below.

Deadpool

The hottest comic book men, as voted on by comic lovers around the world. From superheroes to supervillains, these are the sexiest guys your local comic shop has to offer. So whether you're into the hot hunks who save the world or the bad boys who try to destroy it, cast your vote or rank your own list of comic book hotties here. These sexy male superheroes are some of the hottest in all of fictional writing, and you can actually see them, which is an added bonus.Who are the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/female-comic-book-characters?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">hottest comic book characters</a>? Take a look at this list and see for yourself. Does Batman make your heart flutter? Or is Superman's strong jaw what you dream about? Maybe you prefer the cool, swooshy hair of Gambit. Whatever the case, deciding who is the hottest male comic character is an important task. One that we all must undertake together. So before you go diving into your favorite comic world, vote up the sexy comic book character you wouldn't mind meeting in a dark alley.&nbsp; &nbsp;