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The Biggest Pimps In Television History 

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Updated June 14, 2019 38.1k votes 3.1k voters 56.5k views 77 items

List Rules Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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Barney Stinson is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
How I Met Your Mother
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Joey Tribbiani is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Joey, Friends
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Charlie Harper is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Two and a Half Men
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Samantha Jones is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Sex and The City
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Fonzie is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days
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Glenn Quagmire is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Family Guy
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Sam Malone is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Cheers
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Magnum P.I. is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Magnum P.I.
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Hank Moody is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Californication
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Zachary 'Zack' Morris is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss
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Michael Kelso is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added That '70s Show
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Will Smith is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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Jax Teller is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Sons of Anarchy
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James T. Kirk is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living Color
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Tyrion Lannister is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Game of Thrones
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Don Draper is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Mad Men
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Christian Troy is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Nip/Tuck
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Bender is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Futurama
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zxray added Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H
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Laurie Forman is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added That '70s Show
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Thomas Magnum is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Magnum, P.I.
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James "Sawyer"... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
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Jesse Katsopolis is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Ahmed Maklad added Jesse Katsopolis The Mickey Mouse Club, Full House, TGIF
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A.C. Slater is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Ahmed Maklad added Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Saved by the Bell
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Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Johnny Bravo