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List Rules Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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A.C. Slater is listed (or ranked) 51 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Ahmed Maklad added A.C. Slater Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Saved by the Bell

The Saddest Television Deaths Ever The Best and Worst Disney Animated Movies

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Edie Britt is listed (or ranked) 52 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Edie Britt Desperate Housewives

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Jack Tripper is listed (or ranked) 53 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
slaft added Jack Tripper Three's Company

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The Doctor is listed (or ranked) 54 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
wiabux added The Doctor

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Logan Huntzberger is listed (or ranked) 55 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
JVall14 added Logan Huntzberger Gilmore Girls

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Laurie Forman is listed (or ranked) 56 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Laurie Forman That '70s Show

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Jesse Pinkman is listed (or ranked) 57 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Jesse Pinkman Breaking Bad

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Logan Reese is listed (or ranked) 58 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Logan Reese Zoey 101

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Sheriff Andy Taylor is listed (or ranked) 59 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
JohnBarnes added Sheriff Andy Taylor Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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Zack Martin is listed (or ranked) 60 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Zack Martin The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, The Suite Life on Deck

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Brian Griffin is listed (or ranked) 61 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Brian Griffin Family Guy

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Julie Cooper is listed (or ranked) 62 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Julie Cooper The O.C.

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Gaius Baltar is listed (or ranked) 63 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Gaius Baltar Battlestar Galactica

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Nucky Thompson is listed (or ranked) 64 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Nucky Thompson Boardwalk Empire

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Remington Steele is listed (or ranked) 65 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
zxray added Remington Steele Remington Steele

The Creepiest Characters in TV History 31 Times You've Seen The Walking Dead Actors Before

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Mr Bean is listed (or ranked) 66 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Mr Bean Mr. Bean

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Brock is listed (or ranked) 67 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Brock

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Dr. Adam Doc Bricker is listed (or ranked) 68 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
zxray added Dr. Adam Doc Bricker Love Boat

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Jackie Peyton is listed (or ranked) 69 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Jackie Peyton Nurse Jackie

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Nate Archibald is listed (or ranked) 70 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Nate Archibald Gossip Girl

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Mayor Quimby is listed (or ranked) 71 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Mayor Quimby

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Larry David is listed (or ranked) 72 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Paul Reiser Show

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Brian Kinney is listed (or ranked) 73 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Brian Kinney Queer as Folk

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Doug Wilson is listed (or ranked) 74 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Doug Wilson Weeds, University of Andy

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Archie Bunker is listed (or ranked) 75 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Archie Bunker Archie Bunker's Place, All in the Family

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Oscar Proud is listed (or ranked) 77 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Oscar Proud