Best Characters The Biggest Pimps In Television History  

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List Rules Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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2,203 374
Barney Stinson is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
How I Met Your Mother
2
1,492 508
Joey Tribbiani is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Joey, Friends
3
1,415 522
Charlie Harper is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Two and a Half Men
4
809 538
Fonzie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days
5
723 601
James T. Kirk is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living Color
6
750 443
Samantha Jones is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Sex and The City
7
623 463
Sam Malone is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Cheers
8
666 368
Glenn Quagmire is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Family Guy
9
547 378
Magnum P.I. is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Magnum P.I.
10
596 491
Don Draper is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Mad Men
11
789 472
Tyrion Lannister is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Game of Thrones
12
569 456
Hank Moody is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Californication
13
322 308
Bender is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Futurama
14
508 383
Zack Morris is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss
15
371 479
Tony Soprano is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
The Sopranos
16
376 514
Jack Donaghy is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
30 Rock
17
308 137
Will Smith is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
18
381 371
Christian Troy is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Nip/Tuck
19
198 78
Jesse Katsopolis is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Ahmed Maklad added The Mickey Mouse Club, Full House, TGIF
20
342 279
Jax Teller is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Sons of Anarchy
21
250 283
James
22
270 362
Templeton
23
274 86
Michael Kelso is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added That '70s Show
24
236 362
Sonny Crockett is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Miami Vice
25
334 404
Henry VIII of England is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors