Best Characters The Biggest Pimps In Television History  

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List Rules Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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2,165 367
Barney Stinson is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
How I Met Your Mother

2
1,454 501
Joey Tribbiani is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Joey, Friends

3
1,373 516
Charlie Harper is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Two and a Half Men

4
790 529
Fonzie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

5
715 585
James T. Kirk is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living Color

6
731 437
Samantha Jones is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Sex and The City

7
604 458
Sam Malone is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Cheers

8
646 362
Glenn Quagmire is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Family Guy

9
538 371
Magnum P.I. is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Magnum P.I.

10
777 462
Tyrion Lannister is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Game of Thrones

11
586 486
Don Draper is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Mad Men

12
566 449
Hank Moody is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Californication

13
316 302
Bender is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Futurama

14
499 378
Zachary 'Zack' Morris is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss

15
365 471
Tony Soprano is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
The Sopranos

16
371 508
Jack Donaghy is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
30 Rock

17
294 132
Will Smith is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

18
374 366
Christian Troy is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Nip/Tuck

19
187 71
Jesse Katsopolis is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Ahmed Maklad added The Mickey Mouse Club, Full House, TGIF

20
334 276
Jax Teller is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Sons of Anarchy

21
247 278
James

22
265 357
Templeton

23
259 81
Michael Kelso is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added That '70s Show

24
229 357
Sonny Crockett is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Miami Vice

25
326 397
Henry VIII of England is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

26
217 173
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zxray added Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

27
105 76
A.C. Slater is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Ahmed Maklad added Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Saved by the Bell

28
207 207
Thomas Magnum is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Magnum, P.I.

29
282 464
Dexter Morgan is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

30
164 369
Al Bundy is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Married... with Children

31
289 325
Eric Northman is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

32
197 297
Dylan McKay is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Beverly Hills, 90210

33
260 391
Jean-Luc Picard is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Star Trek: The Next Generation

34
211 374
Richard Dawson is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Family Feud

35
236 335
Chuck Bass is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Gossip Girl

36
238 303
Jason Stackhouse is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

37
156 205
The Doctor is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
wiabux added

38
152 250
Vincent Chase is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Entourage

39
144 324
JR Ewing is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Dallas

40
162 302
Vinnie Barbarino is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

41
202 295
Ron Swanson is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Parks and Recreation

42
99 51
Laurie Forman is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added That '70s Show

43
100 245
Taco MacArthur is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Taco MacArthur The League

44
185 196
Damon Salvatore is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
The Vampire Diaries

45
134 109
Drake Parker is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Drake & Josh

46
121 94
Jack Tripper is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
slaft added Three's Company

47
104 78
Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Johnny Bravo

48
56 232
Roger Sterling is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

49
98 233
Walter White is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Breaking Bad

50
116 102
Seeley Booth is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Kingsx01 added bones