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The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned 

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Updated February 16, 2020 63.8k votes 6.1k voters 129.8k views 238 items

List Rules Vote up your favorite animated shows to watch while high af.

Do you often wonder, “what are the best shows to watch high?” Or, more specifically, “what are the best cartoons to watch high?” You're not alone. Yet who can answer you? God? Yahweh? TV Guide? Place no stock in their answers – the latter is swayed by ratings and ad revue, the former by moral affiliations. Trust this list to be your guide as you scour the Earth not just for cartoons to watch, not only because you want to watch animated cartoons (as opposed to non-animated ones?), but because you're one of a discerning group, the cartoon stoners, and you want the best animated shows to watch high.

Maybe you're high right now. Good for you. Was it an edible? Did you roll a joint? Rip a bong hit? Fire up the vaporizer? Are you comfortable, with access to both this list and a TV or Netflix or Hulu or other streaming platform? Time to run down the great stoner cartoons of all time, from early classics like Ren & Stimpy or Hey Arnold! to modern favorites like BoJack Horseman and Rick and Morty. What are the best TV shows to watch high? What you ultimately choose depends upon a few variables – how high you are, what kind of high you have, what kind of animated shows you like, and which drugs you're on and if you're limited to just what's on Netflix. Presumably you're just smoking weed. Anything stronger is inadvisable.

Certainly, the best shows to watch high on mushrooms on your big comfy couch as a light drizzle falls outside are not the same as the best shows to watch while railing lines with a Colombian drug lord in stash house filled with machine guns and naked women. While one situation might call for a nice, sweet episode of Bob's Burgers or even Looney Tunes, the other is begging for a little Archer or even a particularly grizzly old Treehouse of Horror episode of The Simpsons. Good cartoons to watch while you're tripping down the k-hole (be careful with that horse tranquilizer, btw) are not the same cartoon movies to watch while mixing angel dust with bath salts and assaulting and consuming your enemies in a savage ritual of power (which, honestly, you probably shouldn’t be doing in the first place).

It's time for the list. Prepare yourself. Maybe don't get too high, because you'll be voting in a minute here, and who can really do that responsibly when high to the point of incoherence? Just get a nice buzz on and tell the world what you think are the best cartoons to watch while high.

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Rick and Morty is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer (Adult Swim, Cartoon Network)
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Adventure Time is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Jeremy Shada, John DiMaggio, Tom Kenny (Cartoon Network)
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South Park is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman (Comedy Central)
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Family Guy is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green (Fox)
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Futurama is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal (Comedy Central, Fox Broadcasting Company)
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The Simpsons is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner (Fox)
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Regular Show is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring J.G. Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin (Cartoon Network)
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Bob's Burgers is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman (Fox Broadcasting Company)
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American Dad! is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Dee Bradley Baker (Fox Broadcasting Company)
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Scooby-Doo is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Casey Kasem, Don Messick, Heather North (USA Network, Boomerang, American Broadcasting Company)
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SpongeBob SquarePants is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke (Nickelodeon)
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Looney Tunes is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
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Ed, Edd n Eddy is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Matt Hill, Tommy Karlsen, Sam Vincent (Cartoon Network)
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Tom and Jerry is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Tom Kenny, Rick Zieff, Gary Cole (CBS)
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Courage the Cowardly Dog... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Thea White, Marty Grabstein, Simon Prebble (Cartoon Network)
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The Ren & Stimpy Sho... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring John Kricfalusi, Billy West, Harris Peet (Nickelodeon)
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Robot Chicken is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Seth Green, Matthew Senreich, Breckin Meyer (Adult Swim, Cartoon Network)
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Dexter's Laboratory is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Kath Soucie, Jeff Bennett, Christine Cavanaugh (YTV, Discovery Channel, Teletoon)
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Beavis and Butt-head is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Mike Judge, Dale Revo, Tracy Grandstaff (MTV)
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Archer is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash (FXX)
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Pinky and the Brain is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Maurice LaMarche, Rob Paulsen, Tress MacNeille (Kids' WB, Hub Network, Cartoon Network)
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The Grim Adventures of B... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Greg Eagles, Richard Steven Horvitz, Grey Griffin (Cartoon Network)
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King of the Hill is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon (Fox Broadcasting Company)
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Hey Arnold! is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Francesca Marie Smith, Jamil Walker Smith, Dan Castellaneta (YTV, Canal J, Nickelodeon)
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Rocko's Modern Life is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Cartoons to Watch Stoned
Starring Carlos Alazraqui, Tom Kenny, Charles Adler (Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network)