TV All of Jerry's Girlfriends, Ranked  

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List Rules All of Jerry's lady friends, other than Elaine.

During the course of nine seasons, it's safe to say that Jerry Seinfeld got around. We've gathered all 45 of the lovely ladies that he either dated or was in a relationship with on the classic '90s sitcom Seinfeld. Many of them were one or two episode guest roles, but a few of them managed to last a bit longer on one of the best TV shows of all time. This list includes all of Jerry's girlfriends from Seinfeld, and you get to help determine which of them were the best.

The ever-picky dater, Seinfeld's encounters with the opposite sex gave rise to classic one-liners like, "They're real and they're spectacular!" and "We'll always have... pancakes." There were times when Jerry couldn't remember his date's name (Dolores, not Mulva), stumbled over ethnically sensitive words (Winona, the Native American) and couldn't deal with his date's "man-hands" (Jillian). From Elaine Benes to all the rest, some of the most memorable Seinfeld guest stars were Jerry's girlfriends, played by the likes of Lauren Graham, Amanda Peet, Debra Messing, and Kristin Davis.

Who were you favorite Seinfeld TV girlfriends? Which of Jerry's girlfriends were around for more than a few Seinfeld episodes? Which ones would you date and who would you avoid? Vote below and let us know where you think these ladies rank in the halls of Seinfeld television girlfriend history... and yada yada yada...
Sidra Holland is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list All of Jerry's Girlfriends, Ranked
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Sidra Holland


"They're real and they're spectacular!" Their relationship ends when Sidra thinks Jerry sent Elaine into the sauna with her to find out if her breasts are real.

Actor: Teri Hatcher

Series: Seinfeld

Jenna is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list All of Jerry's Girlfriends, Ranked
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Jenna


She used her toothbrush right after Jerry dropped it in and then retrieved it from the toilet.

Actor: Kristin Davis

Series: Seinfeld

Ellen is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list All of Jerry's Girlfriends, Ranked
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Ellen


Jerry thinks she's perfect. Then he notices she doesn't have any friends and fears she might be a loser.

Actor: Christine Taylor

Series: Seinfeld

Melissa is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list All of Jerry's Girlfriends, Ranked
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Melissa


Comfortable being naked in Jerry's apartment, he eventually matches her leading to their breakup.

Actor: Kathleen McClellan

Series: Seinfeld