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Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots 

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Updated September 19, 2019 10k votes 1.6k voters 79.5k views 55 items

List Rules Mascots associated with any institution of higher education (2 or 4 year schools)

Weird college mascots abound across America's colleges. Whether they're doing silly sideline dances or showing up on university apparel, school funny mascots are a huge part of a college's identity, and everyone seems to have an opinion on them -- especially when it comes to the dumb college mascots. This list of stupid mascots is ranked by the wisdom of the crowd, so you know that these are the most hated mascots in the country. Show your fighting spirit by adding your own picks, or voting on the list below.

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Rhode Island School of D... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Scrotie the Scrotum
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North Carolina School of... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Fighting Pickle
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Scottsdale Community Col... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Artie the Artichoke
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Delta State University ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Fighting Okra
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The Evergreen State Coll... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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Xavier University is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Blue Blob
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University of California... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of California, Santa Cruz Sammy the Slug
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Ohio State University is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Brutus Buckeye
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Wichita State University... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Wichita State University WuShock
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Concordia College, Moorh... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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Stanford University is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Stanford Tree
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Saint Louis University ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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St. Louis College of Pha... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Morty the Eutectic, aka Mortimer McPestle
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Harvard University is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
John Harvard
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Syracuse University is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Syracuse University Otto the Orange
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University of Arkansas a... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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Whittier College is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Johnny Poet
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Presbyterian College Blu... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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The Blue Hose
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Washburn University is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Ichabod
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Ohio Wesleyan University... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Ohio Wesleyan University Battling Bishop
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George Mason University ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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Central Michigan Univers... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Central Michigan University Flying 'C'
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Southern Illinois Univer... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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Heidelberg College is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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University of Tulsa is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
dropanchor added Captain Cane