College Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots  

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List Rules Mascots associated with any institution of higher education (2 or 4 year schools)

Weird college mascots abound across America's colleges. Whether they're doing silly sideline dances or showing up on university apparel, school funny mascots are a huge part of a college's identity, and everyone seems to have an opinion on them -- especially when it comes to the dumb college mascots. This list of stupid mascots is ranked by the wisdom of the crowd, so you know that these are the most hated mascots in the country. Show your fighting spirit by adding your own picks, or voting on the list below.

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Scottsdale Community College is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Artie the Artichoke

2
209 65
North Carolina School of the A... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Fighting Pickle

3
184 67
Delta State University is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Fighting Okra

4
161 75
The Evergreen State College is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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291 78
Rhode Island School of Design is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Scrotie the Scrotum

6
152 105
Wichita State University is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Wichita State University WuShock

7
177 93
Stanford University is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Stanford Tree

8
156 66
Xavier University is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Blue Blob

9
220 178
Ohio State University is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Brutus Buckeye

10
118 93
Syracuse University is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Syracuse University Otto the Orange

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120 72
University of California, Sant... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of California, Santa Cruz Sammy the Slug

12
101 71
Saint Louis University is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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88 46
Concordia College, Moorhead is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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78 39
St. Louis College of Pharmacy is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Morty the Eutectic, aka Mortimer McPestle

15
69 54
Whittier College is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Johnny Poet

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87 59
Harvard University is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
John Harvard

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64 41
University of Arkansas at Mont... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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62 41
Washburn University is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Ichabod

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67 58
Southern Illinois University C... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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64 35
Ohio Wesleyan University is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Ohio Wesleyan University Battling Bishop

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67 57
University of Hawaii at Manoa is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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63 54
Central Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Central Michigan University Flying 'C'

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49 48
University of California, Merc... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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49 49
University of Idaho is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of Idaho Joe Vandal

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46 26
George Mason University is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
dropanchor added Gunston

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49 19
Presbyterian College Blue Hose is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
kipfista added The Blue Hose

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21 14
Heidelberg College is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Miles Yetter added Student Prince

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46 39
San Francisco State University is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
San Francisco State University The Gator

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50 45
University of California, Irvi... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of California, Irvine Peter the Anteater

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48 26
University of Tulsa is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
dropanchor added Captain Cane

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37 37
University of Manitoba is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of Manitoba Bison

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52 34
University of Nebraska–Lincoln is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
danidu80 added Lil' Red, Herbie Husker

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35 66
Cornell University is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Cornell University Big Red Bear

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49 33
Virginia Polytechnic Institute... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
danidu80 added Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University HokieBird

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45 73
Georgia Institute of Technolog... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Yellow Jackets

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35 41
University of California, San ... is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of California, San Diego Triton

37
51 61
University of Mississippi is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of Mississippi Rebel Black Bear

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50 88
University of Notre Dame is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Notre Dame Leprechaun

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42 32
Purdue University is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
beernbugs added Purdue University Boilermaker Special

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35 43
Fordham University is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Fordham University Ram

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53 104
University of Tennessee is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of Tennessee Smokey IX

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31 41
Northern Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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35 28
University of California, Sant... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
BillWright added University of California, Santa Barbara The Gaucho -
Banana Slug
 

44
14 21
Western Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Western Michigan University Buster Bronco

45
31 25
University of Delaware is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
danidu80 added University of Delaware YoUDee, University of Delaware Blue Hen

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9 4
Indiana State University is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Tom Derr added Sycamore Sam

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16 28
Eastern Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Eastern Michigan University Swoop

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29 71
University of Cambridge is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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4 1
Pomona College is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Robert Clark0 added Pomona College Cecil Sagehen

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31 39
Georgetown University is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
danidu80 added Jack the Bulldog