College Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots  

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List Rules Mascots associated with any institution of higher education (2 or 4 year schools)

Weird college mascots abound across America's colleges. Whether they're doing silly sideline dances or showing up on university apparel, school funny mascots are a huge part of a college's identity, and everyone seems to have an opinion on them -- especially when it comes to the dumb college mascots. This list of stupid mascots is ranked by the wisdom of the crowd, so you know that these are the most hated mascots in the country. Show your fighting spirit by adding your own picks, or voting on the list below.

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Scottsdale Community College is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Artie the Artichoke

2
216 67
North Carolina School of the A... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Fighting Pickle

3
191 69
Delta State University is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Fighting Okra

4
166 77
The Evergreen State College is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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302 78
Rhode Island School of Design is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Scrotie the Scrotum

6
152 111
Wichita State University is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Wichita State University WuShock

7
186 95
Stanford University is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Stanford Tree

8
158 70
Xavier University is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Blue Blob

9
123 95
Syracuse University is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Syracuse University Otto the Orange

10
125 74
University of California, Sant... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of California, Santa Cruz Sammy the Slug

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227 184
Ohio State University is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Brutus Buckeye

12
103 72
Saint Louis University is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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91 47
Concordia College, Moorhead is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

14
80 41
St. Louis College of Pharmacy is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Morty the Eutectic, aka Mortimer McPestle

15
71 55
Whittier College is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Johnny Poet

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91 60
Harvard University is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
John Harvard

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67 41
University of Arkansas at Mont... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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64 42
Washburn University is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Ichabod

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69 60
Southern Illinois University C... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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69 58
University of Hawaii at Manoa is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

21
66 36
Ohio Wesleyan University is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Ohio Wesleyan University Battling Bishop

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66 55
Central Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Central Michigan University Flying 'C'

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50 27
George Mason University is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
dropanchor added Gunston

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51 50
University of Idaho is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of Idaho Joe Vandal

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50 51
University of California, Merc... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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53 20
Presbyterian College Blue Hose is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
kipfista added The Blue Hose

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24 14
Heidelberg College is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Miles Yetter added Student Prince

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53 26
University of Tulsa is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
dropanchor added Captain Cane

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53 47
University of California, Irvi... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of California, Irvine Peter the Anteater

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47 41
San Francisco State University is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
San Francisco State University The Gator

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55 34
University of Nebraska–Lincoln is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
danidu80 added Lil' Red, Herbie Husker

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38 69
Cornell University is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Cornell University Big Red Bear

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52 34
Virginia Polytechnic Institute... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
danidu80 added Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University HokieBird

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38 39
University of Manitoba is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of Manitoba Bison

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45 76
Georgia Institute of Technolog... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Yellow Jackets

36
54 91
University of Notre Dame is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Notre Dame Leprechaun

37
44 32
Purdue University is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
beernbugs added Purdue University Boilermaker Special

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36 44
University of California, San ... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of California, San Diego Triton

39
52 65
University of Mississippi is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of Mississippi Rebel Black Bear

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36 45
Fordham University is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Fordham University Ram

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37 28
University of California, Sant... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
BillWright added University of California, Santa Barbara The Gaucho -
Banana Slug
 

42
54 107
University of Tennessee is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of Tennessee Smokey IX

43
32 42
Northern Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

44
33 25
University of Delaware is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
danidu80 added University of Delaware YoUDee, University of Delaware Blue Hen

45
14 24
Western Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Western Michigan University Buster Bronco

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17 29
Eastern Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Eastern Michigan University Swoop

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29 73
University of Cambridge is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

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9 5
Indiana State University is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Tom Derr added Sycamore Sam

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4 2
Pomona College is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Robert Clark0 added Pomona College Cecil Sagehen

50
29 35
University of New Mexico is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
danidu80 added University of New Mexico Lobo