College Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots  

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List Rules Mascots associated with any institution of higher education (2 or 4 year schools)

Weird college mascots abound across America's colleges. Whether they're doing silly sideline dances or showing up on university apparel, school funny mascots are a huge part of a college's identity, and everyone seems to have an opinion on them -- especially when it comes to the dumb college mascots. This list of stupid mascots is ranked by the wisdom of the crowd, so you know that these are the most hated mascots in the country. Show your fighting spirit by adding your own picks, or voting on the list below.

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Scottsdale Community College is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Artie the Artichoke
2
235 75
North Carolina School of the A... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Fighting Pickle
3
343 83
Rhode Island School of Design is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Scrotie the Scrotum
4
185 84
The Evergreen State College is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
5
203 74
Delta State University is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Fighting Okra
6
161 120
Wichita State University is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Wichita State University WuShock
7
203 103
Stanford University is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Stanford Tree
8
173 77
Xavier University is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Blue Blob
9
134 84
University of California, Sant... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of California, Santa Cruz Sammy the Slug
10
241 199
Ohio State University is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Brutus Buckeye
11
132 106
Syracuse University is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Syracuse University Otto the Orange
12
112 80
Saint Louis University is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
13
100 50
Concordia College, Moorhead is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
14
89 43
St. Louis College of Pharmacy is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Morty the Eutectic, aka Mortimer McPestle
15
83 60
Whittier College is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Johnny Poet
16
102 67
Harvard University is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
John Harvard
17
74 44
University of Arkansas at Mont... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
18
69 45
Washburn University is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Ichabod
19
74 63
Southern Illinois University C... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
20
70 39
Ohio Wesleyan University is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Ohio Wesleyan University Battling Bishop
21
71 60
Central Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Central Michigan University Flying 'C'
22
72 68
University of Hawaii at Manoa is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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54 29
George Mason University is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
dropanchor added Gunston
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54 53
University of Idaho is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of Idaho Joe Vandal
25
59 21
Presbyterian College Blue Hose is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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The Blue Hose