College Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots  

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Weird college mascots abound across America's colleges. Whether they're doing silly sideline dances or showing up on university apparel, school funny mascots are a huge part of a college's identity, and everyone seems to have an opinion on them -- especially when it comes to the dumb college mascots. This list of stupid mascots is ranked by the wisdom of the crowd, so you know that these are the most hated mascots in the country. Show your fighting spirit by adding your own picks, or voting on the list below.

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236 85
Scottsdale Community College is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Artie the Artichoke

2
218 68
North Carolina School of the A... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Fighting Pickle

3
192 70
Delta State University is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Fighting Okra

4
167 78
The Evergreen State College is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

5
305 79
Rhode Island School of Design is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Scrotie the Scrotum

6
152 112
Wichita State University is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Wichita State University WuShock

7
186 96
Stanford University is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Stanford Tree

8
160 70
Xavier University is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Blue Blob

9
123 96
Syracuse University is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Syracuse University Otto the Orange

10
126 74
University of California, Sant... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of California, Santa Cruz Sammy the Slug

11
228 185
Ohio State University is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Brutus Buckeye

12
103 73
Saint Louis University is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

13
91 47
Concordia College, Moorhead is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

14
81 41
St. Louis College of Pharmacy is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Morty the Eutectic, aka Mortimer McPestle

15
72 55
Whittier College is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Johnny Poet

16
92 60
Harvard University is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
John Harvard

17
68 41
University of Arkansas at Mont... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

18
65 42
Washburn University is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Ichabod

19
69 60
Southern Illinois University C... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

20
67 55
Central Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Central Michigan University Flying 'C'

21
66 36
Ohio Wesleyan University is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Ohio Wesleyan University Battling Bishop

22
69 60
University of Hawaii at Manoa is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

23
51 27
George Mason University is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
dropanchor added Gunston

24
51 50
University of Idaho is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of Idaho Joe Vandal

25
50 51
University of California, Merc... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots