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Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots  

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List Rules Mascots associated with any institution of higher education (2 or 4 year schools)

Weird college mascots abound across America's colleges. Whether they're doing silly sideline dances or showing up on university apparel, school funny mascots are a huge part of a college's identity, and everyone seems to have an opinion on them -- especially when it comes to the dumb college mascots. This list of stupid mascots is ranked by the wisdom of the crowd, so you know that these are the most hated mascots in the country. Show your fighting spirit by adding your own picks, or voting on the list below.

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Scottsdale Community College is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Artie the Artichoke
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The Evergreen State College is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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North Carolina School of the A... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Fighting Pickle
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Rhode Island School of Design is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Scrotie the Scrotum
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Delta State University is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Fighting Okra
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Wichita State University is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Wichita State University WuShock
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Stanford University is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Stanford Tree
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Xavier University is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Blue Blob
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University of California, Sant... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of California, Santa Cruz Sammy the Slug
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Saint Louis University is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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Syracuse University is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Syracuse University Otto the Orange
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Ohio State University is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Brutus Buckeye
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Concordia College, Moorhead is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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St. Louis College of Pharmacy is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Morty the Eutectic, aka Mortimer McPestle
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Whittier College is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Johnny Poet
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Harvard University is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
John Harvard
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University of Arkansas at Mont... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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Washburn University is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Ichabod
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Southern Illinois University C... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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Presbyterian College Blue Hose is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
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The Blue Hose
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Ohio Wesleyan University is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Ohio Wesleyan University Battling Bishop
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Central Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Central Michigan University Flying 'C'
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University of Tulsa is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
dropanchor added Captain Cane
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George Mason University is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
dropanchor added Gunston
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University of Hawaii at Manoa is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots