College Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots  

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List Rules Mascots associated with any institution of higher education (2 or 4 year schools)

Weird college mascots abound across America's colleges. Whether they're doing silly sideline dances or showing up on university apparel, school funny mascots are a huge part of a college's identity, and everyone seems to have an opinion on them -- especially when it comes to the dumb college mascots. This list of stupid mascots is ranked by the wisdom of the crowd, so you know that these are the most hated mascots in the country. Show your fighting spirit by adding your own picks, or voting on the list below.

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Scottsdale Community College is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Artie the Artichoke

2
223 70
North Carolina School of the A... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Fighting Pickle

3
173 79
The Evergreen State College is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

4
317 80
Rhode Island School of Design is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Scrotie the Scrotum

5
195 71
Delta State University is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Fighting Okra

6
155 115
Wichita State University is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Wichita State University WuShock

7
191 100
Stanford University is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Stanford Tree

8
164 74
Xavier University is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Blue Blob

9
128 78
University of California, Sant... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of California, Santa Cruz Sammy the Slug

10
231 191
Ohio State University is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Brutus Buckeye

11
125 101
Syracuse University is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Syracuse University Otto the Orange

12
104 75
Saint Louis University is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

13
84 41
St. Louis College of Pharmacy is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Morty the Eutectic, aka Mortimer McPestle

14
92 49
Concordia College, Moorhead is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

15
76 58
Whittier College is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Johnny Poet

16
70 43
University of Arkansas at Mont... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

17
95 65
Harvard University is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
John Harvard

18
66 44
Washburn University is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
The Ichabod

19
70 62
Southern Illinois University C... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

20
69 56
Central Michigan University is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Central Michigan University Flying 'C'

21
66 38
Ohio Wesleyan University is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
Ohio Wesleyan University Battling Bishop

22
69 63
University of Hawaii at Manoa is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

23
51 28
George Mason University is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
dropanchor added Gunston

24
51 51
University of Idaho is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots
University of Idaho Joe Vandal

25
51 52
University of California, Merc... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots