Mockery The Worst Band Names Ever  

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List Rules Band names that are considered lame or awful

List of the worst band names ever chosen. With the ridiculous multitude of options for consumers, not just among the diverse crop of musical acts but all the different ways of discovering new music, picking the right band name is more important than ever. There are lots of requirements: The best band names have to be memorable enough for people to hear once or twice and remember. It has to be easily searchable in Google and social networks, so new fans can find you. The band name has to be funny or clever or interesting without being lame or cliche. Some artists succeed in picking just the right name, but let's be honest, not everyone gets there. Many of those who don't end up with stupid band names. 

What are the most stupid band names in history? This is a list of bands that not only failed to come up with a good name, they actually came up with the stupidest names ever. Whether they're trite or stupid or just don't reflect what the band actually sounds like, these bad band names are the Ranker community's official picks for more poorly named musical acts ever.
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list ordered by
1
1,315 564
Hoobastank is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Pop punk, Nu metal, Ska punk
2
1,500 426
Anal Cunt is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
HaroldKarlsson added Rock music, Folk music, Noise music
3
1,228 406
Let's Get Out of This Terrible... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
4
1,214 291
Anal Vomit is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added
5
1,107 369
Test Icicles is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Alternative hip hop, Noise rock, Dance-punk
6
1,290 584
The The is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Soundtrack, New Wave, Spoken word
7
909 296
We Butter the Bread With Butte... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Mentor_rm9 added Deathcore, Electronic music, Metalcore
8
908 452
The String Cheese Incident is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Neo-psychedelia, Progressive bluegrass, Jam band
9
1,012 480
Chumbawamba is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Rock music, World music, Dance
10
889 312
Gay Dad is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Britpop, Alternative rock, Indie rock
11
804 278
Dogs Die in Hot Cars is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Rock music, Britpop, Indie rock
12
705 241
Dananananaykroyd is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Indie pop, Indie, Rock music
13
886 367
!!! is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Dance-punk, Alternative rock, Indie rock
14
1,083 481
Limp Bizkit is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Nu metal, Rap rock, Rapcore
15
714 262
Cerebral Ballzy is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Street punk, Skate punk, Punk rock
16
682 478
...And You Will Know Us by the... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Noise rock, Alternative rock, Progressive rock
17
774 609
Hootie & the Blowfish is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Jangle pop, Heartland rock, Rock music
18
626 138
Adolf Hitler's Nipples is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Adolf Hitler's Nipples
19
588 246
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Mac... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added Electronic music, Dance-pop, Alternative dance
20
386 88
Bathtub Shitter is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Thrash metal, Heavy metal, Deathgrind
21
810 450
Butthole Surfers is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
ChangesDownClub added Noise rock, Rock music, Neo-psychedelia
22
462 199
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinos... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Indie pop, Electro, Indietronica
23
581 208
Gaye Bykers on Acid is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Kosh105 added Hip hop music, Rock music, Grebo
24
423 110
Rapeman is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
VanessaHawelu added Noise rock, Rock music, Alternative rock
25
587 357
Slightly Stoopid is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Ska punk, Rock music, Folk music