Mockery The Worst Band Names Ever  

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List Rules Band names that are considered lame or awful

List of the worst band names ever chosen. With the ridiculous multitude of options for consumers, not just among the diverse crop of musical acts but all the different ways of discovering new music, picking the right band name is more important than ever. There are lots of requirements: The best band names have to be memorable enough for people to hear once or twice and remember. It has to be easily searchable in Google and social networks, so new fans can find you. The band name has to be funny or clever or interesting without being lame or cliche. Some artists succeed in picking just the right name, but let's be honest, not everyone gets there. Many of those who don't end up with stupid band names. 

What are the most stupid band names in history? This is a list of bands that not only failed to come up with a good name, they actually came up with the stupidest names ever. Whether they're trite or stupid or just don't reflect what the band actually sounds like, these bad band names are the Ranker community's official picks for more poorly named musical acts ever.

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1,165 457
Hoobastank is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Hoobastank Pop punk, Nu metal, Ska punk

2
1,052 328
Let's Get Out of This Terrible... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever

3
1,267 350
Anal Cunt is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
HaroldKarlsson added Anal Cunt Rock music, Folk music, Noise music

4
1,146 490
The The is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
The The Soundtrack, New Wave, Spoken word

5
1,035 243
Anal Vomit is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added Anal Vomit

6
979 318
Test Icicles is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Test Icicles Alternative hip hop, Noise rock, Dance-punk

7
811 385
The String Cheese Incident is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
The String Cheese Incident Neo-psychedelia, Progressive bluegrass, Jam band

8
781 248
We Butter the Bread With Butte... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Mentor_rm9 added We Butter the Bread With Butter Deathcore, Electronic music, Metalcore

9
915 419
Chumbawamba is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Chumbawamba Rock music, World music, Dance

10
792 309
!!! is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
!!! Dance-punk, Alternative rock, Indie rock

11
756 267
Gay Dad is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Gay Dad Britpop, Alternative rock, Indie rock

12
685 241
Dogs Die in Hot Cars is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Dogs Die in Hot Cars Rock music, Britpop, Indie rock

13
629 229
Cerebral Ballzy is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Cerebral Ballzy Street punk, Skate punk, Punk rock

14
609 210
Dananananaykroyd is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Dananananaykroyd Indie pop, Indie, Rock music

15
938 420
Limp Bizkit is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Limp Bizkit Nu metal, Rap rock, Rapcore

16
623 414
...And You Will Know Us by the... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Noise rock, Alternative rock, Progressive rock

17
701 531
Hootie & the Blowfish is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Hootie & the Blowfish Jangle pop, Heartland rock, Rock music

18
512 206
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Mac... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine Electronic music, Dance-pop, Alternative dance

19
513 180
Gaye Bykers on Acid is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Kosh105 added Gaye Bykers on Acid Hip hop music, Rock music, Grebo

20
444 102
Adolf Hitler's Nipples is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Adolf Hitler's Nipples

21
542 319
G. Love & Special Sauce is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
G. Love & Special Sauce Alternative hip hop, Blues-rock, Rhythm and blues

22
445 158
Showaddywaddy is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Showaddywaddy Rock music, Rock and roll

23
706 380
Butthole Surfers is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
ChangesDownClub added Butthole Surfers Noise rock, Rock music, Neo-psychedelia

24
407 136
Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jon... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong Indie rock, Post-punk revival

25
408 166
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinos... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs Indie pop, Electro, Indietronica

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321 77
Rapeman is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
VanessaHawelu added Rapeman Noise rock, Rock music, Alternative rock

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285 64
Bathtub Shitter is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Bathtub Shitter Thrash metal, Heavy metal, Deathgrind

28
529 315
Slightly Stoopid is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Slightly Stoopid Ska punk, Rock music, Folk music

29
411 180
Crispy Ambulance is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added Crispy Ambulance Indie rock, Post-punk

30
458 242
Enuff Z'Nuff is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Enuff Z'Nuff Glam metal, Rock music, Heavy metal

31
398 155
We Are Going to Eat You is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
MadameLil added We Are Going to Eat You

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527 263
3OH!3 is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
3OH!3 Hip hop music, Alternative hip hop, Synthpop

33
382 192
Archers of Loaf is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Archers of Loaf Noise rock, Noise pop, Punk rock

34
368 171
I'm From Barcelona is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
I'm From Barcelona Indie pop, Indie rock, Baroque pop

35
335 98
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
colormelivvy added Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Pop punk, Metalcore, Heavy metal

36
253 92
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Coolza added Gorky's Zygotic Mynci Neo-progressive rock, Psychedelic folk, Pop music

37
452 163
LMFAO is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
ChangesDownClub added LMFAO Hip hop music, Synthpop, Electro

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536 309
Insane Clown Posse is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Insane Clown Posse Hip hop music, Horrorcore, Gangsta rap

39
190 33
Diarrhea Planet is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever

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459 415
Mr. Mister is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Mr. Mister Adult contemporary music, New Wave, Synth rock

41
384 188
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever

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343 177
Saturday Looks Good to Me is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Saturday Looks Good to Me Indie pop, Pop music

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184 24
Xstabxyouxinxthexheadxandxeatx... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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299 152
The Pigeon Detectives is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added The Pigeon Detectives New Wave, Garage rock, Alternative rock

45
526 375
'N Sync is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
'N Sync Bubblegum pop, Pop music, Teen pop

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396 262
Bowling for Soup is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added Bowling for Soup Pop punk, Pop music, Rock music

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305 188
Lovely Forts is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever

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296 179
Pop Will Eat Itself is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
MadameLil added Pop Will Eat Itself Electronic music, Industrial rock, Grebo

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165 46
The Child Molesters is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever

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454 463
The Band is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
The Band Americana, Blues-rock, Rock music