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The Worst Band Names Ever 

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Originally by Ranker Community
Updated November 21, 2019 113.2k votes 6.1k voters 314.9k views 299 items

List Rules Band names that are considered lame or awful

List of the worst band names ever chosen. With the ridiculous multitude of options for consumers, not just among the diverse crop of musical acts but all the different ways of discovering new music, picking the right band name is more important than ever. There are lots of requirements: The best band names have to be memorable enough for people to hear once or twice and remember. It has to be easily searchable in Google and social networks, so new fans can find you. The band name has to be funny or clever or interesting without being lame or cliche. Some artists succeed in picking just the right name, but let's be honest, not everyone gets there. Many of those who don't end up with stupid band names. 

What are the most stupid band names in history? This is a list of bands that not only failed to come up with a good name, they actually came up with the stupidest names ever. Whether they're trite or stupid or just don't reflect what the band actually sounds like, these bad band names are the Ranker community's official picks for more poorly named musical acts ever.
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Anal Cunt is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Anal Vomit is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Test Icicles is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Let's Get Out of This Te... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Gay Dad is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Hoobastank is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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The The is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Dogs Die in Hot Cars is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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We Butter the Bread With... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Limp Bizkit is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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!!! is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Adolf Hitler's Nipples ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Chumbawamba is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Dananananaykroyd is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Cerebral Ballzy is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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The String Cheese Incide... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Bathtub Shitter is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Rapeman is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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The Child Molesters is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Carter the Unstoppable S... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Butthole Surfers is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Diarrhea Planet is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Xstabxyouxinxthexheadxan... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Totally Enormous Extinct... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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Gaye Bykers on Acid is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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