mockery The Worst Band Names Ever  

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List Rules Band names that are considered lame or awful

List of the worst band names ever chosen. With the ridiculous multitude of options for consumers, not just among the diverse crop of musical acts but all the different ways of discovering new music, picking the right band name is more important than ever. There are lots of requirements: The best band names have to be memorable enough for people to hear once or twice and remember. It has to be easily searchable in Google and social networks, so new fans can find you. The band name has to be funny or clever or interesting without being lame or cliche. Some artists succeed in picking just the right name, but let's be honest, not everyone gets there. Many of those who don't end up with stupid band names. 

What are the most stupid band names in history? This is a list of bands that not only failed to come up with a good name, they actually came up with the stupidest names ever. Whether they're trite or stupid or just don't reflect what the band actually sounds like, these bad band names are the Ranker community's official picks for more poorly named musical acts ever.
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1,132 424
Hoobastank is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Hoobastank Pop punk, Nu metal, Ska punk

2
1,007 308
Let's Get Out of This Terrible... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever

3
1,208 329
Anal Cunt is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
HaroldKarlsson added Anal Cunt Rock music, Folk music, Noise music

4
1,112 457
The The is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
The The Soundtrack, New Wave, Spoken word

5
993 226
Anal Vomit is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added Anal Vomit

6
951 299
Test Icicles is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Test Icicles Alternative hip hop, Noise rock, Dance-punk

7
789 358
The String Cheese Incident is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
The String Cheese Incident Neo-psychedelia, Progressive bluegrass, Jam band

8
747 230
We Butter the Bread With Butte... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Mentor_rm9 added We Butter the Bread With Butter Deathcore, Electronic music, Metalcore

9
887 401
Chumbawamba is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Chumbawamba Rock music, World music, Dance

10
766 293
!!! is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
!!! Dance-punk, Alternative rock, Indie rock

11
724 254
Gay Dad is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Gay Dad Britpop, Alternative rock, Indie rock

12
606 215
Cerebral Ballzy is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Cerebral Ballzy Street punk, Skate punk, Punk rock

13
655 229
Dogs Die in Hot Cars is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Dogs Die in Hot Cars Rock music, Britpop, Indie rock

14
585 200
Dananananaykroyd is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Dananananaykroyd Indie pop, Indie, Rock music

Famous Schizophrenics

15
906 405
Limp Bizkit is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Limp Bizkit Nu metal, Rap rock, Rapcore

16
603 397
...And You Will Know Us by the... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Noise rock, Alternative rock, Progressive rock

17
681 512
Hootie & the Blowfish is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Hootie & the Blowfish Jangle pop, Heartland rock, Rock music

18
488 200
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Mac... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine Electronic music, Dance-pop, Alternative dance

19
497 171
Gaye Bykers on Acid is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Kosh105 added Gaye Bykers on Acid Hip hop music, Rock music, Grebo

20
431 148
Showaddywaddy is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Showaddywaddy Rock music, Rock and roll

21
404 90
Adolf Hitler's Nipples is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Adolf Hitler's Nipples

Celebrities Killed by the Internet

22
527 310
G. Love & Special Sauce is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
G. Love & Special Sauce Alternative hip hop, Blues-rock, Rhythm and blues

23
672 367
Butthole Surfers is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
ChangesDownClub added Butthole Surfers Noise rock, Rock music, Neo-psychedelia

24
392 160
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinos... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs Indie pop, Electro, Indietronica

25
390 132
Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jon... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong Indie rock, Post-punk revival

26
513 300
Slightly Stoopid is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Slightly Stoopid Ska punk, Rock music, Folk music

27
293 72
Rapeman is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
VanessaHawelu added Rapeman Noise rock, Rock music, Alternative rock

28
397 174
Crispy Ambulance is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added Crispy Ambulance Indie rock, Post-punk

The Sexiest Artists of All Time

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260 60
Bathtub Shitter is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Bathtub Shitter Thrash metal, Heavy metal, Deathgrind

30
444 234
Enuff Z'Nuff is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Enuff Z'Nuff Glam metal, Rock music, Heavy metal

31
515 248
3OH!3 is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
3OH!3 Hip hop music, Alternative hip hop, Synthpop

32
383 147
We Are Going to Eat You is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
MadameLil added We Are Going to Eat You

33
358 159
I'm From Barcelona is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
I'm From Barcelona Indie pop, Indie rock, Baroque pop

34
371 182
Archers of Loaf is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Archers of Loaf Noise rock, Noise pop, Punk rock

35
321 91
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
colormelivvy added Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Pop punk, Metalcore, Heavy metal

Non-Reality TV Shows That Should Be Canceled

36
240 86
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Coolza added Gorky's Zygotic Mynci Neo-progressive rock, Psychedelic folk, Pop music

37
429 150
LMFAO is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
ChangesDownClub added LMFAO Hip hop music, Synthpop, Electro

38
522 293
Insane Clown Posse is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Insane Clown Posse Hip hop music, Horrorcore, Gangsta rap

39
446 405
Mr. Mister is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Mr. Mister Adult contemporary music, New Wave, Synth rock

40
374 182
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever

41
333 168
Saturday Looks Good to Me is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
Saturday Looks Good to Me Indie pop, Pop music

42
164 28
Diarrhea Planet is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever

The Best Songs on The Beatles' Album Abbey Road

43
514 355
'N Sync is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
'N Sync Bubblegum pop, Pop music, Teen pop

44
157 17
Xstabxyouxinxthexheadxandxeatx... is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
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45
290 145
The Pigeon Detectives is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added The Pigeon Detectives New Wave, Garage rock, Alternative rock

46
385 250
Bowling for Soup is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
fallen88zero added Bowling for Soup Pop punk, Pop music, Rock music

47
298 180
Lovely Forts is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever

48
289 165
Pop Will Eat Itself is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
MadameLil added Pop Will Eat Itself Electronic music, Industrial rock, Grebo

49
447 437
The Band is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever
The Band Americana, Blues-rock, Rock music

50
140 31
The Child Molesters is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Worst Band Names Ever