From getting their police car stolen while making an arrest, to driving through walls, tazing old women, leaving their post to meet 3-foot tall porn stars, to arresting an 8-year-old autistic girl, here are the 13 most epic police FAILs of all time (that don't involve accidentally shooting someone). In the real world, you better HOPE they never "come for you."
What are the most epic police FAILs of all time? That's up to you to decide, but there are some pretty hilarious options on this list. Why do cops make so many mistakes? That's a great question, but as the incidents on this list prove, the police are just as likely, if not more likely to fail as often as regular, law abiding citizens.Be sure to check out Ranker's other lists like: Louis C.K. Quotes, Barney Stinson Quotes and Kenny Powers Quotes.
Police Rough Up, Break Arm of 65 Year Old Woman
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When trying to serve a man named Salvador Rivas with a bench warrant after he failed to show up to court for a misdemeanor offense, the officers (dressed in plain clothes) showed up to Rivas's door as yard workers (really smart). His mother, Piera Tundo, declined their offer to help her with her yard. According to Rivas, the doorbell rang again shortly afterwards, this time with men forcing themselves through the door, and roughing up the woman. Afraid, Tundo tried to hide in her sewing room, but a police officer barged into the room and twisted her arm until it broke.Tundo and Rivas thought it was a home invasion. The department began investigating the incident before a report was even officially filed, and it was hours after the police invaded their home and broke Tundo's arm that they even produced a warrant.
Police Arrest 8 Year Old Autistic Girl
Evelyn Towry, an 8-year-old girl diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, a high-functioning form of autism, was arrested for battery and assault of her teachers after being refused to attend a school party.
Towry, pictured about in her favorite cow costume, was ordered by teachers to take it off in order to attend the party. After refusing to do so, teachers detained her in a separate classroom. She tried to leave, but when the teachers forced her to stay, she began to throw a tantrum, causing the teachers to physically restrain her.
The principle called the police, who arrested Towry on charges of battery and assault during her tantrum where she hit, kicked, and spat on teachers while trying to be let loose. Her mother showed up just as she was being taken to the police car in handcuffs.
"She started screaming, 'Mommy, I don't want to go! What are batteries? What are batteries?' She didn't even know what she was arrested for," her mother explained to ABC news. She even took video of the thumbprint bruises on Towry's legs from being restrained by teachers.
Towry was immediately released to her parents and was suspended from school between two and 10 days. Her parents quickly transferred her to another school.
Check out the picture to the left of what the little girl looked like. Thank GOD the police were there. Bullet. Effectively. Dodged.Read the full story here.
Swat Executes Family Dog With Children Present
Cop 1: Think we get to shoot something this time?
Cop 2: I'm shooting the first thing I see.
Cop 1: Look, a doggie!
***Pop, dog whimpers, pop pop pop***
Cop 2: What, you thought I was kidding? Just be happy I didn't see the kid first.
Police Tase, Terrorize 86 Year Old Grandmother
El Renos, Oklahoma police burst in the home of 86-year-old Lona Varner when her grandson called 911 seeking medical assistance. Lonnie Tinsley, Varner's grandson, said he needed help taking care of her.And boy, were the police ready to take care of her.
According to the police report, police tasered her and purposefully stepped on the hose of her oxygen machine because she took a more aggressive posture in bed.
When Tinsley cried out, "Don't tase my granny!" he was shoved outside, handcuffed, and thrown in the back of the cop car. Varner was tased twice, burning her seriously and causing her to pass out. To top it off, police had her detained in a psychiatric ward for six days before being released. Varner pressed charges for punitive damages. She'll spend that money on a bed that allows her to already be sitting up in bed the next time police storm her apartment.
You know this guy's ready to attack at any moment!