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22 Jump Street Movie Quotes

Updated November 6, 2017 320 votes 78 voters 161.3k views11 items

22 Jump Street brings another installment of laughs in the sequel to 2012's 21 Jump Street. The action comedy film, based on the 1980s television series, was written by Michael Bacall, Oren Uziel and Rodney Rothman, and directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. 22 Jump Street opened in theaters on June 13, 2014. There are many great 22 Jump Street quotes.

In 22 Jump Street, former partners Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) reunite to work again. On orders from Deputy Chief Hardy (Nick Offerman) and Capt. Dickson (Ice Cube), the pair go undercover once again, this time as college students. They enroll in classes, move into the dorms and start to fit in like a normal college co-ed all while trying to find out who is behind a new drug.

But as Jenko joins the football team and Schmidt begins to fit into the art major scene, they find themselves growing apart. This puts them at a crossroads. Can they finish this investigation and snuff out the drug dealers on campus without harming their friendship and partnership? 22 Jump Street will test just that.

22 Jump Street blazes into theaters which are already packed with other great movies such as The Fault in Our Stars, Edge of Tomorrow, A Million Ways to Die in the West, Maleficent, Night Moves, Filth, Blended, X-Men: Days of Future Past, The Immigrant, and The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
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    Who Throws a Gun?!

    Schmidt: "Hey"
    Jenko: "Heads up, buddy"
    Schmidt: "Heads up to you"
    Jenko: "What are you doing?!"
    Schmidt: "Sorry, I don't know why I did that."
    Jenko: "Who throws a gun?!"

    Schmidt and Jenko reunite after spending some time apart from one another. Nervous, Schmidt throws his loaded gun at Jenko as an odd way of saying hello.
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    We're Like a Power Couple

    Video: YouTube

    Jenko: "We're like a power couple."
    Schmidt: "We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. You're a good dancer but sometimes you're meaner than I'd like you to be."

    Jenko and Schmidt talk about their dysfunctional relationship. But like Rihanna and Chris Brown, could the two be leading to a split?
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    It Looks Like a Giant Cube of Ice

    Video: YouTube

    Schmidt: "Look at Dickson's office. It looks like a giant cube of ice."
    Capt. Dickson: "How you bitches like Jump Street now?"
    Schmidt: "Hey!"
    Capt. Dickson: "Somebody's cooking up a new drug."
    Jenko: "Wipe? wipey? Wipey?"
    Capt. Dickson: "No, you dumb motherf***er, WiFi"
    Schmidt: "Play on, player."
    Capt. Dickson: "Why every time you speak I want to throw the f*** up?"

    Interestingly enough, the new office of Capt. Dickson, portrayed by Ice Cube, looks like a giant cube of ice! This observation is however one of the more intelligent things that comes out of Schmidt's mouth. Other things not so much.
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    We About to Jump in Your Ass

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    Capt. Dickson: "We Jump Street and we about to jump in your ass."
    Jenko: "Mmmhmm"
    Schmidt: "Right in the crack!"

    Capt. Dickson and Schmidt have some odd ways to tough talk a suspect. Jenko just plays along.
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