19 Of The Best Tweets From Parents That Perfectly Capture Life With A Three-Year-Old

I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing. pic.twitter.com/c6XVPMtOlF

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 25, 2021

I was singing You Are My Sunshine to my 3 year old and he told me he hates that song. I said that's a shame because I use to sing it to him when he was in my tummy before he was born and he looked me dead in the eyes and said "I hated it then too".

— Alice Taylor-Matthews (@AliceTaylorM) December 12, 2021

I took my 5 year old and 3 year old to the zoo last week. I’m heavily pregnant. My eldest wandered a bit ahead and 3yo said “don’t worry mummy, if we lose him, you’ve got another baby in your tummy. There will still be two” when I said I’d rather keep all 3 he replied “why?”

— Wirral Wanderer (@Wirral_Walker) July 2, 2021

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.” pic.twitter.com/UOatqCUSj0

— Casey Feigh (@caseyfeigh) May 29, 2021

3-year-old daughter just took Play-Doh out of my hand and said very gently “You can’t play with this. It’s not propriate (sic) for adults.”

I’m going back to bed.

— Olivia A. Cole (@RantingOwl) February 9, 2021

My 3 year old daughter just called a hamburger a “flat meatball” and I’m already worried she’s smarter than I am

— Jon “Jon Baker” Baker (@JonBaker) July 16, 2021