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The Best '30 Minutes or Less' Quotes

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30 Minutes or Less is a highly quotable action-comedy movie, with plenty of hilarious lines to keep everyone entertained. These 30 Minutes or Less quotes are just a taste of what the entire film has in store for moviegoers. If you missed this movie in theaters, you'll be able to see it when the 30 Minutes or Less DVD is released on November 29, 2011.

In 30 Minutes or Less, a pair of clueless criminals kidnap a pizza delivery guy, strap a makeshift bomb to his chest and order him to rob a bank for them - or else! Not surprisingly, some of the best 30 Minutes or Less quotes come from the main characters: criminals Dwayne (Danny McBride) and Travis (Nick Swardson), their victim, Nick (Jesse Eisenberg) and his buddy, Chet (Aziz Ansari). If you don't see your favorite quote on this list, feel free to add it!

30 Minutes or Less didn't fare very well at the U.S. box office, though considering it was up against some blockbusters like The Help and Final Destination 5, that's to be expected. In its debut weekend, 30 Minutes or Less took in more than $13 million - and had grossed more than $36 million at the U.S. box office by mid-September 2011. Not stellar, to be sure, but it will probably do much better on DVD.

Summer 2011 offered movie fans a slew of hilarious comedies. Want more quotes? Check out our pages for the best quotes from Our Idiot Brother and Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (though 'Bucky' got some hilariously bad reviews), Friends With Benefits, The Change-Up, Horrible Bosses, Bridesmaids, The Hangover Part II, and Bad Teacher!

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