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'30 Minutes or Less' is a highly quotable action-comedy movie, with plenty of hilarious lines to keep everyone entertained. These '30 Minutes or Less' quotes are just a taste of what the entire film has in store for moviegoers. If you missed this movie in theaters, you'll be able to see it when the '30 Minutes or Less' DVD is released on November 29, 2011.

In '30 Minutes or Less,' a pair of clueless criminals kidnap a pizza delivery guy, strap a makeshift bomb to his chest and order him to rob a bank for them - or else! Not surprisingly, some of the best '30 Minutes or Less' quotes come from the main characters: criminals Dwayne (Danny McBride) and Travis (Nick Swardson), their victim, Nick (Jesse Eisenberg) and his buddy, Chet (Aziz Ansari). If you don't see your favorite quote on this list, feel free to add it!

'30 Minutes or Less' didn't fare very well at the U.S. box office, though considering it was up against some blockbusters like 'The Help' and 'Final Destination 5,' that's to be expected. In its debut weekend, '30 Minutes or Less' took in more than $13 million - and had grossed more than $36 million at the U.S. box office by mid-September 2011. Not stellar, to be sure, but it will probably do much better on DVD.

Summer 2011 offered movie fans a slew of hilarious comedies. Want more quotes? Check out our pages for the best quotes from 'Our Idiot Brother' and 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star' (though 'Bucky' got some hilariously bad reviews), 'Friends With Benefits,' 'The Change-Up,' 'Horrible Bosses,' 'Bridesmaids', the 'Hangover Part 2,' and 'Bad Teacher'!

Your First Thought

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Nick: "Two guys in masks strapped a bomb to my chest and now I have less than nine hours to rob a bank!"
Chet: "And your first thought was to come to a school filled with young children?!"

Yep, '30 Minutes or Less' is funny - this is one of the more memorable quotes from the movie. We agree with Chet - couldn't he just call him instead of showing up at the school?
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Exploding Nick

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Nick: "I need your help okay, I can't do this alone."
Chet: "If I let you go and you explode, it'll come back and eat at my conscious. It'll affect my relationships with other people, like my f*ture wife and kids. We'd be having a picnic one day and I'll just be like, Dammit, I shouldn't have let Nick explode that time..."

Yeah, it would kinda suck to look back someday and wish you'd kept your best friend from blowing up.
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Gun to a Bomb Fight

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Nick: (unzips his vest, revealing the bomb strapped to his chest) "Guess what? You just brought a gun to a bomb fight, officer!"

And the officer is having none of it. We don't blame him.
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Painting Our Guns

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Chet: (singing) "Painting our guns, painting our guns, painting our guns, for the bank robbery, cause we're going with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in our face!"

Chet definitely has some of the funniest lines/scenes in '30 Minutes or Less,' including this catchy tune...
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