24 Of The Best Tweets From Parents That Perfectly Describe Life With A 4-Year-Old
We've scoured parent twitter looking for the best tweets from parents of kids of all ages. And some of these stories are downright ridiculous. Here's the highlights of life with a 4-year-old, as tweeted by the parents themselves.
1. Easy To Impress
Watching a whale documentary w/ my 4-year-old
— Olivia A. Cole (@RantingOwl) January 20, 2022
Narrator: "The narwhal is visually striking with what appears to be one long tusk..."
Daughter, under her breath: "It's actually a tooth."
Narrator, a second later: "But it's actually a tooth."
Me: You knew !?
Her: <sighs> Yes.2. The Real Boss
My 4yo said wouldn’t it be funny if she was the queen and I was her servant and we both laughed and then I cried bc that’s my actual real life
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 5, 20213. Gotta Improvise
My 4yo begged me to make her a banana mango smoothie and then took three sips and said she was done so now I’m drinking it with rum cause when life gives you lemons, ya know?
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) April 5, 20214. A Valid Question
Pediatrician at 4-year checkup: “Do you have any questions?”
— Anna Maltby (@amalt) July 10, 2021
Me: “I don’t think so!”
Ped: “Aadi, what about you? Any questions for me?”
Aadi: “Yeah, have you ever hanged upside down from the ceiling like a bat?”5. Life Is More Important Than Toilets
4yo starts to meltdown because I flushed the toilet instead of her (major faux pas). Then as tears brim over her eyelids, she takes a deep breath and says, “life is more important than toilets”
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) March 4, 2021
Life is more important than toilets, y’all.6. A Victory Is A Victory
Tonight my 4 year old said I made the best ever pizza he’s ever ever had, so if you think I’m taking the credit for a cheap supermarket own brand frozen pizza you’ll be correct
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) May 11, 2021