15 Of The Best Tweets From Parents That Perfectly Describe Life With A 7-Year-Old
We've scoured parent twitter looking for the best tweets from parents of kids of all ages. And some of these stories are downright ridiculous. Here's the highlights of life with a 7-year-old, as tweeted by the parents themselves.
1. Onto Something Here
7-year-old: Dad! Dad!
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 17, 2021
Me: What?
7: What if Bigfoot is just a wookiee who got lost?
Me: *leans in close* Tell me more.2. Good Point
7-year-old: If cars could talk, I wonder what they would say.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 26, 2021
Me: What do you think they would say?
7: Stop farting in me.3. Productive Quitting
I used to have a secret gambling problem and tried to quit many times. I decided that when I got the urge to bet, I'd put the money in our daughters bank account instead. My wife is now questioning why our 7 year old has nearly 10k in savings whilst we need a new kitchen.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) July 30, 20214. Gotta Make The Best Of It
Asked my daughter what she wants to do for her 7th bday. Fully expected to disappoint her bc no party for another year. Instead she asked if we can get a “fancy hotel room with a jacuzzi” and play Trouble and Candyland, order pizza, and watch Teen Titans Go. 🔥😂😂
— Angela (@TheKitchenista) March 14, 20215. Young Dwight Schrute
My son wins for best Mother’s Day card! Oh to be 7 ❤️ #HappyMothersDay pic.twitter.com/dFZaIjm2X9
— Renee Kaiman (@MSCMommyLife) May 9, 20216. Kid Was Questioning Everything
overheard from a 2nd grade zoom today
— maura quint (@behindyourback) December 4, 2020
Teacher: Ok now, what's at the end of life
7 y/o: that's a.... I mean, that's a big... it's complicated...
Teacher: I mean the word "life"