20 Of The Best Tweets From Parents That Perfectly Capture Life With A 8-Year-Old
We've scoured parent twitter looking for the best tweets from parents of kids of all ages. And some of these stories are downright ridiculous. Here's the highlights of life with a 8-year-old, as tweeted by the parents themselves.
1. Wise Beyond Her Years
Told my daughter work was tough today and she patted my back and said, “Life isn’t always pickles and peaches,” like some kind of 3rd Grade Confucius.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) March 19, 20212. Got Em There
me: every time you guys don't listen to us I get to burn a Christmas present in the fireplace.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 9, 2021
8: well then you'll just be wasting your own money.
Well shit.3. Owned
8-year-old: When I grow up, I want to be just like you.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 1, 2020
Me: Aww.
8: But successful.4. The Cleanest Way To Sleep
Just took my 8 year old to his annual physical exam.
— Liddle’ Savage (@littledeekay) February 12, 2021
The doctor asked him how he’s been sleeping. My son responded by getting down on the ground, and lying there with his face to the floor.
“Like this,” he said.
Going home to bathe him in sanitizer now.5. Coaster?
Me: Dude, why are you putting your cup on top of my shirt.
— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) June 18, 2021
8yo: You said use a coaster.
Me: My shirt is not a coaster.
8yo: Oh.
Me: ...OH??
8yo: I might not know what actually is a coaster.6. When Does It End?
The 8yo disrupted my sleep again, so I texted my mom at 2AM to ask when it stops.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) January 2, 2021