16 Of The Best Tweets From Parents That Perfectly Sum Up Life With A 9-Year-Old
We've scoured parent twitter looking for the best tweets from parents of kids of all ages. And some of these stories are downright ridiculous. Here's the highlights of life with a 9-year-old, as tweeted by the parents themselves.
1. A Dark Idea
My 9yo just said that at her funeral she wants someone to toss a bouquet of flowers "to see who's next"...should I be concerned????
— Prerna (Prayer-na) Pickett (@prernapickett) July 20, 20212. Fair Point
Me: Have fun at school.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 18, 2022
9-year-old: Did you used to have fun at school?
Me: Well, no.
9: Then stop saying that to me.3. The Kid Is Going Places
9-year-old: Tell the tooth fairy I lost another tooth.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 12, 2021
Me: You told me you don't believe in the tooth fairy anymore.
9: I'll believe in anything if I get paid.4. Priorities
Hiking with kids can lead to so many precious moments like when I slipped a little while climbing a rock wall and 9 said, “Give me your phone first next time so we can call Mommy or a taxi to get home if you die.”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) July 28, 20215. So Many Questions
9-year-old: Can I use the duct tape?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 24, 2021
Me: For what?
9: Revenge.
I have many questions.6. Pretending Is Fun
My kids love playing pretend. My 9yo pretends to be a dinosaur and my 13yo pretends she doesn’t know us.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 3, 2021