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A list of the best Erma Bombeck quotes. This list is arranged by which famous Erma Bombeck quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest Erma Bombeck quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from Erma Bombeck should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable Erma Bombeck quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.. Erma Bombeck

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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. Erma Bombeck

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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates. Erma Bombeck

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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck

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I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food. Erma Bombeck

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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. Erma Bombeck

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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Erma Bombeck

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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide. Erma Bombeck