Quotations The Best George Burns Quotes  

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A list of the best George Burns quotes. This list is arranged by which famous George Burns quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest George Burns quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from George Burns should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable George Burns quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.

This list answers the questions, "What are the best George Burns quotes?" and "What is the most famous George Burns quote?"

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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. George Burns

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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. George Burns

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I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns

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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. George Burns

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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns

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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George Burns

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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns

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How can I die? I'm booked. George Burns

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Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. George Burns

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If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. George Burns

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Be quick to learn and wise to know. George Burns

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Life's but a day at most. George Burns

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns

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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns