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The Best Groucho Marx Quotes

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A list of the best Groucho Marx quotes. This list is arranged by which famous Groucho Marx quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest Groucho Marx quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from Groucho Marx should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable Groucho Marx quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.

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    Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

    Groucho Marx
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    Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

    Groucho Marx
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    Hello, I Must Be Going

    Groucho Marx
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    Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

    Groucho Marx
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    Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

    Groucho Marx
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    There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man.

    Groucho Marx
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    My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

    Groucho Marx