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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.Groucho Marx
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.Groucho Marx
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.Groucho Marx
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas, I don't know.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a bananaGroucho Marx
No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.Groucho Marx
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.Groucho Marx
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.Groucho Marx
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.Groucho Marx
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.Groucho Marx
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.Groucho Marx
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.Groucho Marx
Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.Groucho Marx
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.Groucho Marx
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.Groucho Marx
Hello, I Must Be GoingGroucho Marx
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.Groucho Marx
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.Groucho Marx