A list of the best Groucho Marx quotes. This list is arranged by which famous Groucho Marx quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest Groucho Marx quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from Groucho Marx should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable Groucho Marx quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas, I don't know.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.