quotations The Best Joe E. Lewis Quotes  

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A list of the best Joe E. Lewis quotes. This list is arranged by which famous Joe E. Lewis quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest Joe E. Lewis quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from Joe E. Lewis should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable Joe E. Lewis quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.

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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough. Joe E. Lewis

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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty. Joe E. Lewis

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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money. Joe E. Lewis

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It pays to get drunk with the best people. Joe E. Lewis

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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. Joe E. Lewis

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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. Joe E. Lewis

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I drink to forget I drink. Joe E. Lewis

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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves. Joe E. Lewis

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You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough. Joe E. Lewis

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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest. Joe E. Lewis

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I always wake up at the crack of ice. Joe E. Lewis

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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. Joe E. Lewis

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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. Joe E. Lewis

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Joe E. Lewis

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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise. Joe E. Lewis

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I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. Joe E. Lewis

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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses. Joe E. Lewis

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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. Joe E. Lewis

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Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people. Joe E. Lewis

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Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum. Joe E. Lewis

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. Joe E. Lewis