Quotations The Best Lily Tomlin Quotes  

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A list of the best Lily Tomlin quotes. This list is arranged by which famous Lily Tomlin quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest Lily Tomlin quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from Lily Tomlin should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable Lily Tomlin quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.

This list answers the questions, "What are the best Lily Tomlin quotes?" and "What is the most famous Lily Tomlin quote?"

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32 1
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin

16 1
For fast-acting relief try slowing down. Lily Tomlin

16 1
Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic? Lily Tomlin

14 1
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin

18 2
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

17 2
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin

17 3
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. Lily Tomlin

15 2
Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Lily Tomlin

13 2
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Lily Tomlin

10 1
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. Lily Tomlin

9 1
If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library? Lily Tomlin

10 2
We are all in this together, by ourselves. Lily Tomlin

10 3
We're all in this alone. Lily Tomlin