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The Best Mark Twain Quotes  

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If you are speaking the truth you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain
Never let formal education get in the way of your learning. Mark Twain
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. Mark Twain
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain
If you have nothing to say, say nothing. Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain
The man who does not read books has no advantage over the man that can not read them. Mark Twain
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear. Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends in both places. Mark Twain
Do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain
Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. Mark Twain
A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants. Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. Mark Twain
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark Twain
Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size. Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Mark Twain
We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race. Mark Twain
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. Mark Twain
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. Mark Twain
It is easier to stay out than get out. Mark Twain
My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water. Mark Twain