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184 9
If you are speaking the truth you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain

169 9
Never let formal education get in the way of your learning. Mark Twain

130 7
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. Mark Twain

128 7
If you have nothing to say, say nothing. Mark Twain

113 6
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain

97 5
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear. Mark Twain

130 8
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain

82 4
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

115 8
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain

75 4
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain

63 3
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Mark Twain

95 6
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends in both places. Mark Twain

71 4
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain

85 6
Do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. Mark Twain

84 6
Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. Mark Twain

117 11
The man who does not read books has no advantage over the man that can not read them. Mark Twain

32 1
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Mark Twain

65 4
It is easier to stay out than get out. Mark Twain

44 2
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him. Mark Twain

17 0
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can. Mark Twain

72 5
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark Twain

68 5
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. Mark Twain

59 4
My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water. Mark Twain

85 8
A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants. Mark Twain

71 6
Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size. Mark Twain

48 3
A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. Mark Twain

56 4
Virtue has never been as respectable as money. Mark Twain

56 4
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain

75 7
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. Mark Twain

68 6
We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race. Mark Twain

15 0
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler and less trouble. Mark Twain

15 0
Prosperity is the best protector of principle. Mark Twain

61 5
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Mark Twain

54 4
I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won t. Mark Twain

46 3
I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it. Mark Twain

60 5
Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living. Mark Twain

45 3
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. Mark Twain

45 3
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Mark Twain

59 5
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain

36 2
Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. Mark Twain

69 7
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. Mark Twain

35 2
Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul. Mark Twain

50 4
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain

14 0
In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities. Mark Twain

42 3
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. Mark Twain

34 2
There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it. Mark Twain

52 5
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain

32 2
Noise proves nothing, Often a hen who has laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. Mark Twain

13 0
What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut. Mark Twain

13 0
What do we call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, forgiveness? Different results of the master impulse, the necessity of securing one's self-approval. Mark Twain