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A list of the best W. C. Fields quotes. This list is arranged by which famous W. C. Fields quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest W. C. Fields quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from W. C. Fields should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable W. C. Fields quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. W. C. Fields

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields

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Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields

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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. W. C. Fields

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. W. C. Fields

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I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. W. C. Fields

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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields

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Somebody left the cork out of my lunch. W. C. Fields

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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive. W. C. Fields

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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. W. C. Fields

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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. W. C. Fields

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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. W. C. Fields

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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. W. C. Fields

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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. W. C. Fields

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david-heilman added Boy, if you were any sharper you'd cut yourself.

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My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? W. C. Fields

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andrew-weitz added From time to time there appear on the face of the earth men of rare and consummate excellence, who dazzle us by their virtue, and whose outstanding qualities shed a stupendous light. Like those extraordinary stars of whose origins we are ignorant, and of whose fate, once they have vanished, we know even less, such men have neither forebears nor descendants: they are the whole of their race. Jean de La Bruyère

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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil. W. C. Fields