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The Best Will Rogers Quotes  

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A list of the best Will Rogers quotes. This list is arranged by which famous Will Rogers quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest Will Rogers quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from Will Rogers should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable Will Rogers quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.

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For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity. Will Rogers
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Will Rogers
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. Will Rogers
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers
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America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. Will Rogers
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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
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There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate. Will Rogers
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Will Rogers
10
The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Will Rogers
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Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects. Will Rogers
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The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? Will Rogers
13
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Will Rogers
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. Will Rogers
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If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. Will Rogers
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A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. Will Rogers
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. Will Rogers
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
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I never met a man I didn't like. Will Rogers
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You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. Will Rogers
23
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago. Will Rogers
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My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat. Will Rogers
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There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. Will Rogers