"A Million Ways to Die in the West" movie quotes break down just how dangerous it was to live in the West in the 1800s. The comedy film was directed by Seth MacFarlane using a screenplay he co-wrote with Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild. "A Million Ways to Die in the West" opened in the United States on May 30, 2014.
In "A Million Ways to Die in the West," Albert (MacFarlane) is a sheep farmer in Arizona in 1882. He has a girl, Louise (Amanda Seyfried), but she leaves him thinking that he's a coward. To make matters worse, living in that time period is dangerous with literally a million things around that can kill you. Life in the West simply is not great.
Things take a turn for the better for Albert when a new woman, Anna (Charlize Theron), comes to town. Anna gives Albert the confidence to bounce back and urges him to take part in the gun fight against the most infamous criminal in all the land, Clinch Leatherwood (Liam Neeson), who also happens to be her husband. Of all the ways to die in the West, Albert will have to have luck and skill to survive this battle.
Sarah Silverman, Giovanni Ribisi and Neil Patrick Harris co-star in the comedy."A Million Ways to Die in the West" joins already busy Memorial Day 2014 theaters also showing movies such as "Maleficent," "Blended," "X-Men: Days of Future Past," "The Immigrant," "The Love Punch, "The Angriest Man in Brooklyn, "Million Dollar Arm," "Godzilla," "Palo Alto," "Chef," "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return Movie Quotes," "Neighbors," "Moms' Night Out," "Devil's Knot," "Belle," "Walk of Shame," and "The Amazing Spider-Man 2."
Ruth: "You've never seen one?"
Edward: "No, I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something."
Ruth: "All right, you ready?"
Edward: [heavy breathing] "Okay, I'm going to close the bible now."
Edward: "Hey, look! It's the ice! Why is it so big?"
Albert: "So it doesn't melt. It's actually really interesting how they do it. It's this one company out in Boston that…" [ice falls, killing a man] "Ohh! That went south so fast!"
Pastor Wilson: "James, we will think of you as we sip the cold summer beverages for which you gave your life."
Albert: "They're still going to use the f***ing ice!"
Albert: "Welcome to our awesome town!"
Anna: "What's with this fair?"
Albert: "Every year people die!"
Anna: "Really? … People die at the fair."
Albert: "People die at the fair."
Albert: "Wow, you look amazing!"
Anna: "I really love that the most alluring fashion today is to simulate a fat ass."
Albert: "If I was a black guy, this is the meanest trick you could play on me."