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Total Nerd Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books  

Amy Boal
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The A Song of Ice and Fire books are long and full of terrors. They're also huge (unless you have the mass market paperbacks, in which case you are doing books wrong) and you might not always be able to tote them around. Thankfully, audio books are a fun alternative! They are perfect to listen to while on a walk, waiting in line at the airport, or for long car trips.

Just be careful when listening to any of George R.R. Martin's books in the ASOIAF series – those Game of Thrones books have a lot going on, and if you aren't paying attention every second, you might miss something. And even if you are paying attention, there are certain thoughts you're going to think, no matter what.

Whether you unpause mid-sex scene, or can't get past the way the (male) reader decides to voice the ladies of GoT, these are the thoughts you think while listening to audio books of A Song of Ice and Fire.

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Am I supposed to know who this... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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Wait, what was going on when I... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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Who just died? is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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How does this guy remember whi... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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Just 38 more hours! is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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Did GRRM write the melody for ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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Stop calling her "Bry-EEN!... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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How long until the next Arya c... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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This old man should not be rea... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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Oh, they're having sex now... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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Why do all the ladies sound li... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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That is not how Tyrion's v... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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I want a lemon cake. is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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I wish Davos would learn to re... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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I hope the Night's Watch d... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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Daenerys is so awesome. is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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Weren't these two just hav... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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Ugh, not Sansa. is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books

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Why are all my dreams now narr... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Things You Think While Listening to the ASOIAF Audio Books