The Craziest Near-Death Accidents Caused By Toys

Toys are meant to entertain, to educate, and sometimes to babysit your kid for a few minutes of precious, precious quiet time. Toys are (generally) thoroughly tested and approved by committees and safety regulators. But what happens when they miss something? Or a kid gets especially creative with its playtime? Well, sometimes those supposedly harmless little play things can be harbringers of pain and suffering.

The list below isn't about children eating too much Gak, or choking on G.I. Joe's toy gun. These are the crazy stories, the "no way that happened because of a toy" stories, the stuff urban legends are made of. So, if you've ever wondered why you can't find that toy from your childhood on the shelf anymore, or whether a bounce house can actually take flight, read on.

Below are the craziest near-death accidents caused by toys. Vote up the craziest toy accidents below, caused by toys you won't let your kids anywhere near after reading what they're capable of.

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    394 VOTES

    Instead Of Being Useful, Flubber Caused Disease

    Just before Christmas 1962, to tie in with the upcoming Son of Flubber (sequel to The Absentminded Professor), Hasbro and Disney put out an actual bouncy green glob of goo, so kids everywhere could have their own Flubber. Short of the general choking hazard, it looked like a slam dunk product. However, within weeks, they faced numerous complaints of head-to-toe rashes, sore throats, and fevers. Turns out Flubber caused Folliculitis (an infection in the pores) among other maladies.

    It gets more bizarre. After the recall, manufacturers tried to incinerate the Flubber and discovered it wouldn't burn; it just released plumes of noxious smoke. They proceeded to hire the Coast Guard to try to sink it, but it floated right back to the surface. Eventually, they used it to pave the new Hasbro facilities. Real-life Flubber: just as wonky as its on-screen counterpart.

    394 votes
  • 2
    417 VOTES

    A Bounce House Went Airborne And Dropped Its Inhabitants

    A Bounce House Went Airborne And Dropped Its Inhabitants
    Video: YouTube

    In May 2014, a freak accident occurred when a gust of wind carried a bounce house into the air, with its inhabitants still inside. Two kindergartners, ages 5 and 6, fell out from a height of at least 15 feet, both landing on hard pavement. One landed in the apartment building's parking lot and suffered serious head injuries. The other landed on a nearby street and broke both arms and his jaw. A 10-year-old girl also fell from the bounce house, thankfully from a much lower height.

    All things considered, it could have been much worse. After losing the weight from the children, the bounce house caught another updraft and soared up over 50 feet in the air eventually landing more than three blocks away.

    417 votes
  • 3
    361 VOTES

    Aqua Dots Knocked Kids Out

    Remember Aqua Dots? If you can, remember them well, because you can't find them on shelves anymore. In 2007, scientists began investigating why the Dots, when ingested, caused bouts of dizziness, vomiting, and fainting in children. It turns out the manufacturer had changed the ingredients of the sticking compound and this new recipe metabolized into GHB (gamma-hydroxy butyrate)... also known as a common date rape drug. That's right; a major toy company distributed roofies to kids. Even in 2015, Spinmaster and Moose paid out a settlement to the family of a boy who suffered irreversible brain damage after eating an Aqua Dot.

    361 votes
  • 4
    401 VOTES

    Atomic Energy Lab Let Kids Play With Radioactive Substances

    Obviously, every future mad scientist needs a nuclear experimentation kit during their formative years. In 1950, these kits actually sold (for only 50 bucks, the equivalent of $500 today), complete with three "low level" radiation sources, a Geiger counter, a Wilson cloud chamber, a spinthariscope, and four uranium ore samples.

    No deaths ever directly linked back to this "toy," but who knows how many lives it Affected. Just one of the isotopes included in the kit (u-238) is now known to cause cancer, leukemia, and lymphoma.

    401 votes
  • 5
    323 VOTES

    Cabbage Patch's Snacktime Kid Would Eat Your Child

    Cabbage Patch's Snacktime Kid Would Eat Your Child
    Video: YouTube

    Like the plot of a Goosebumps book, this demonic little doll had an insatiable hunger for children. Built to snack on carrots, pudding, and other foods, the doll was meant to stop chewing when the sensor in its mouth registered the doll's mouth as empty. Sounds like a fun idea, until you consider that children will put anything, including their fingers, into something like that. Lots of ponytails, fingertips, and innocence were lost due to the Snacktime Kid's everlasting hunger. Mattel pulled the doll from the market and discontinued it in 1997, the largest recall of that nature at the time.

    323 votes
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    299 VOTES

    Lawn Darts Impaled The Minds Of Many

    It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Seriously, who thought lawn darts were a good idea? The childhood playground is savage enough without the threat of puncture wounds. The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission banned lawn darts in 1998 because they were found to cause skull punctures and other injuries. But even a near decade after the ban, one caused a brain injury in a young boy by going through his skull.

    299 votes