jokes The Best Accounting Jokes  

Jack Napier
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It’s hard to think of a group of people that seem to be more boring than accountants, but if these accounting jokes are anything to judge by, they might be more fun than the world has given them credit for. When people think of math they don’t immediately go to accounting humor but after reading this list of funny accounting jokes you’ll never make that mistake again. Maybe you can even use some of these good accounting jokes the next time you pay a visit to your CPA – you might even get a discount if you make them laugh! These funny jokes about accounting are sure to lift your spirits whether or not it’s tax season, so take a break from your day and get your laugh on.

Accountants, actuaries, and economists – they may sound like a dreary group of people, but after reading this list of accountant puns and jokes you’ll rethink your whole idea of someone who works with numbers. After all, don’t you think you’d like to unwind after a long day of crunching numbers? And what better way to let your hair down than telling some good clean jokes about accountants. For an extra special bonus, run some of these accountant jokes by any of your money minded friends at your next ice cream social and see if you can get them laughing. Vote on your favorite jokes about accounting, and if you have some cute accounting jokes in your abacus then feel free to leave them in the comments.

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Old Accountants Never Die is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
Old Accountants Never Die They just lose their balance! 

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Why Don't Accountants Read Nov... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
Why Don't Accountants Read Novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers. 

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How Can You Tell You've Found ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
How Can You Tell You've Found a Good Tax Accountant? He has a loophole named after him. 

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Why Do Accountants Make Good L... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
Why Do Accountants Make Good Lovers They're great with figures. 

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What's the Definition of Accou... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
What's the Definition of Accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. 

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What Does an Accountant Use Fo... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
What Does an Accountant Use For Birth Control? His personality.

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If an Accountant's Wife Can't ... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
If an Accountant's Wife Can't Sleep, What Does She Say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work?" 

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Why Did God Create Economists? is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
Why Did God Create Economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at. 

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What Do You Call An Accountant... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
What Do You Call An Accountant Who Speaks to One Person a Day? Popular.

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What's the Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
What's the Difference Between an Accountant and a Lawyer? The accountant knows he's boring.

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What Do Accountants do For Fun... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
What Do Accountants do For Fun? Add the phone book!

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What's an Extroverted Accounta... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
What's an Extroverted Accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own. 

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Why are Accounting Departments... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
Why are Accounting Departments So Welcoming? Because everyone counts.

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Why Was the Accountant Excited... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
Why Was the Accountant Excited When He Finished a Jigsaw Puzzle in 59 Weeks? Because on the box it said 8-12 Years. 

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Where Do Homeless Accountants ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
Where Do Homeless Accountants Live? In a tax shelter.

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What's an Actuary? is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
What's an Actuary? An accountant without the sense of humor. 

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How Do You Know When an Accoun... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
How Do You Know When an Accountant is on Holiday? He doesn't wear a tie and comes in after 8am! 

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Why Did the Accountant Stare a... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
Why Did the Accountant Stare at His Glass of Orange Juice for 3 Hours Because on the box it said Concentrate. 

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What Does an Accountant Say Wh... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
What Does an Accountant Say When You Ask Him the Time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait...... 

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What Do Actuaries Do to Liven ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
What Do Actuaries Do to Liven up a Party? Invite an accountant.

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What's the Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
What's the Difference Between Sperm and an Accountant? The sperm has a 1 in 250,000 chance of becoming human. 

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When Does a Person Decide to B... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
When Does a Person Decide to Become an Accountant? When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker. 

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What's the Worst Thing a Group... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
What's the Worst Thing a Group of Young Accountants Can Do? Go into town and gang-audit someone. 

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How Do You Drive an Accountant... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
How Do You Drive an Accountant Insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way. 

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Why Do Accountants Decide to B... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Accounting Jokes
Why Do Accountants Decide to Become Actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.