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The 15 Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked on Film

Updated November 6, 2017 7.2m views15 items
These are the 15 hottest well-known actresses who either have "No Nudity" clauses in their contracts or have publicly stated that they will never do a nude scene. They're sexy, beautiful, occasionally talented, and totally aren't going to show you their boobs on purpose. Yes, we live in a world where not only will you never see Jessica Alba's full bare bitches in moving, high-definition, but where Kathy Bates has been fully naked on film more times than all of these women put together. This is the most painful list you will ever read and I apologize ahead of time. So get a box of tissues and get ready to read this devastating list. The tissues are for the tears, by the way.
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    Rachel Leigh Cook

    Rachel Leigh Cook
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    "I'm very shy. I won't do nudity, and no body-doubling to make it look like it's me."

    Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, and this is no exception. Good thing Rachael doesn’t know what people do to actresses in photoshop if they don’t pose nude. Compared to the sick s**t that they think up, ten seconds nude on film is a walk in the park on a cool summer day.

    Sadly, the 90s weren't as scrutinizing on young stars as the 2000 and 2010s have been.
  • Isla Fisher
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    You might think that you saw her naked in "Wedding Crashers", but the bad news is that she had a body double. We have, on the other hand, seen her fiancé’s naked body more times than we can ever forget from "Borat" and "Bruno".

    She explains her reasoning for not wanting to bear all: "I feel like if you have a female comic character and then you see her nipples, then she is no longer funny which is clearly wrong but that was my theory and that's why I didn't want to do it."

    What makes the case for her going nude even less likely is that she is in the process of converting to conservative Judaism, at the request of Cohen, oy vey.

    OK, that was pretty much the worst of it. These last few will hurt a little less now that we've broken you in, but there's still some bad news. Some really, really bad news. Click "Next" for more...

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  • Jennifer has had about two decades now to get naked, but the most flesh we’ve gotten to see is her ass when it got huge and lumpy. Playboy even offered her a pictorial when she got back in shape, but she declined.

    When asked to comment about her stance on nude rolls, she eloquently responded, "For the most part, yeah, I’m happy with my body, but there are days when I’m like, ‘Ugh! Really? Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?"

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  • Mandy Moore
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    Of all the mediocre pop stars from the 90’s, Mandy Moore is the least two dimensional (metaphorically speaking). After it was clear that she wouldn't become an MTV sex symbol a-la Britney or Christina, Mandy decided to find her way into acting and actually wasn’t too bad at it.

    It turns out though, that no matter the medium, she is still not going to take her clothes off. "It would be completely uncomfortable to walk down the street and know that the person passing by had seen me without my clothes on…"

    Now, a real man must never resort to this type of communication, but this is really the only thing I have to say about this:


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